BOOBS ON MY HEAD?! - A VIDEO ABOUT PRESSURE

[herWretchedlove]

Damn you have no idea how hard this made me laugh! Your videos always cheer me up no matter what! Lol

[MsMyChemicalBlink182]

I know its a really small thing but i taught myself a whole song (Na Na Na - MCR) on electric guitar, and i know thats not a big deal but i worked really hard on it so yeah :)

[YinMajora]

I dont get it, on here you depict your mom as someone that really isnt nice in the slightest, always making fun of you but in your recent vids with your mom, she looks really awesome and supportive of you and just generally an overall nice person, and you seem to be happy around her too.

[MrUnicornblahblah]

shane, whenever I'm sad and get in fights with my family I come here, and u always know what to say<3

[BrokenAkuma]

EARTHQUAKE!!! AHHH SAVE YOURSELVES!!! Hahahaha, GET IT??? 'Cause you're FAT!!

[YinMajora]

MY TURTLE IS FINE!!!!!

[EternalxBlack]

Im not used to the character Amy since my names Amy

[MCRExtremeFan8D]

1:06 - 1:18 I. Totally. Fucking. Agree. :D

[iluvhaleyandgavin]

i made A/B honor roll ... again .... im surprised actually tho

[puppylove327]

im a girl and i finally told my best friend i love him

[wtfisasnuggie1]

im proud of myself this month for not letting any of those haters getting to me. i just brush my shoulders off.

[chipwas]

thumbs up if u measured your penis when the radio said the average penis is from ur wrist to the tip of ur middle finger!

[bagsmone65]

UMM uh...o yh nah i got nothing o yh sry um...ooo yhhhh i tided my room der dat was so hard

[dueces123love123it]

1:06 was the most accurate thing said in this entire internet

[darklove1998]

im proud that its only weeks away from me and my gf's year anniversiry

[krazyfunful]

im proud of no lieing this whole month

[missmusic17ily]

I miss these videos a litttle(':

[zoroark65]

I haven't killed anyone in five minut-- Nevermind.

[judababe456]

Hahah. My eyes are like nipples

[mm998139]

i havent cut for a week

[DADpunkskater]

i've worked out every day in a month

[AwkwardYo]

I got rejected by my crush and didn't feel anything, just brushed it off and said his loss. Definitely an accomplishment.

[Wilnaybeth]

I went from 275 pds to 235 pds. Yay! ^_^

[TORMENTxXxX]

i havent cut in a whole week!!:)

[GingerOtakuOnee]

:c shane why are you so pretty?

[OMGskinneyjeans]

I haven't cut in a month. c:

[Bannds0123]

My b**** ex. Tryed to smoke in the school.

I got him(:

[Emodragonblood]

my friends r being b*** and i stood up 2 them.... it failed though ):

[MrTreydog13]

Eat dick fagget

[TooMuchToShare]

killer dance movs... seriously u might hurt someone with that

[peace2urlove11]

at 4:29 you can seeshanes ponytail xD

[jaylayyyysmosher]

what about something last month? i met shane dawson <3

[xjazzy4evax]

sad music "why did michael jackson have to dieeee.., he was the king of pou(testie)op, y couldnt it be justin bieber, why couldnt that little b*tch die." music goes silent " hahaha ma eyes r like nipples" XD

[ccbo1111]

It's been over a month since I got over depression and suicide. I've been depressed for about 8 years. I'm really proud to be leading a better lifestyle :)

[alana7005904]

i got a boy friend this month!!!!!!

[legoNINJA36]

...i did my homework... but my moms gonna send me to summer camp because MY FUCKING GRADES ARE ABOVE 60%

[ThePrincessmaya10]

Watching your videos is what I'm proud of !!

[piegirl221]

NOW MAKE ME SOME GRANDKIDS!!!! LOL!

[cheesecakeunicorn]

MY EYES ARE LIKE NIPPLES...lmao...

[XxIckleMissHatredxX]

At the beggining of this month I thrw away my blades and havn't cut since

[misssonglover16]

@XxIckleMissHatredxX i threw mine away 2! but 4 my bday my stupid enemy @ skool bought me another 1. i wanted 1 cut her head off. but i threw it away and havent cut in 2 months. i feel lonely

[yellow468]

wow everyone has the same typewriting XD

[1maerin]

i have an uncle billy in prison!!

[aleiie]

i asked a girl out that i liked and she said yes

[HabNews101]

I helped a kid in my school who was having trouble with her family ...

[MsCrossmyheart]

I gave you apple juice! lol

[msomgchinchillas]

i asked someonne out...that counts right?

[EMOelmo17xD]

This video was posted on my birthday haha xD that's Epic

[HopefulDreamingGirl]

xD

Shane: WHY DID MICHAEL JACKSON HAVE TO DIE?!

S-D: O_O

Shane: HE WAS A GOOD PERSON!!!

I lost it there :D

[MultiKatkitty]

I past language arts.

[airsoftwarrior1799]

@MultiKatkitty me 2

[MultiKatkitty]

o_O

[Squiddykinsxx]

I made someone who has been really sad and suicidal happy, for the first time in a long time.

[Kulascus]

I love fake Shane's Mom :)

[rosieesmith]

I'm proud of myself because I haven't argued with my parents and I've realised how much easier it is for them to listen to me.

[AlwaysYourVampire]

Proud- I got over my ex way faster than I thought I would.

[Lottaskiier]

got a bf <3

[Lottaskiier]

no! not SABRINA!!

[lovernotahater2442]

i fed the home less!!!!!!!! :D

[MrBoxman4prez]

i must say, ur a better dancer than iJustine.....but then again, anybody's better than iJ when it comes to dancing

jks

[XxCeCemaybeexx]

i luv comicfire7 :DDDDDD

[DrTucker13]

mrs johnson anyone get it

[Turqoise365]

halarious. love you shane

[Go0os1]

I hav not cut in 7 months and Shane i love you and you hav helped me so much xx

[jennapenna5558]

I havent cut myself in a week i think . ive stopped because you insipered me shane (:

[ilovemusic226622]

I didn't cut! And all my life drama feels like pressure! And I overcame it!

[TylaBabezz]

wow shane is a pretty girl ..... (as amy anyway) p.s no offence implied x

[bbm964]

OMG, my names Amy too, i have blonde hair and im flat too. haha :P shane i new you loved me

[lettersAAA1]

i got control of my weight and became healthier

[watermelonteam]

this is one of my favorite videos!!!

[katehorses18]

I watch all of BLT and half of Shane :D

[Xxanoosi233xX]

i watched every shane dawson video yesterday owwwwyaaa

[cwacki1]

Broke up with the jerk who dragged me down :)

[TheAquamarine27]

my thing is moving and making new friends

[NiCoLe90715]

Justin Beiber helped me deal with a bully online my mom showed me that thank u Justin Beiber

[shanedawsonlova17]

have cuzzie over and im proud of myself

[islainthesky]

Apple juice makes shane go crazy- stuff that- it makes him twice as sexy.

[xxlolxx815]

lol 1:32- 1:33

[mufiler]

i did your mom thats wat im proud of yeah !!!!!!!!!!! i ♥ u shane lol so fuck yea bitches

[courtneybabe2727]

0:58 apple juice was what makes shane go crazyyy.

[launterluvr]

thumbs up for shane's bitch of a mother :] [his fake mother]

[TheSuperdupersarah]

0:39 Rhappeeee Faceee O.o

[Oreogirl1217]

XDD my turtle is fine my turtle is fine my turtle is fine~! XD

[smileyfacez4]

Funniest vid on utubeeeeeee!

[meskafinder]

i havent cut my rist in 5 months

[nrtoking4729]

@meskafinder I can tell it's serious since you can't spell Wrist.

[SDandBVB]

@meskafinder 3 months for me :) Don't give up

[junkfoodie1]

@meskafinder if you cant spell *wrist* you are obviously too young to be thinking straight.

[mitchelldragon2312]

@meskafinder r u emo because i am

[victorialcw]

i started writing a book .

[iLOVEaussie8]

EARTHQUAKE SAVE URSELFES!

[cutysteph61300]

i luv u shane and im proud of not quiting saxaphone!i got alo better thn the first year!

[5555aero]

I made sure that this girl didnt cheat

[lsgarcia06]

paper mario 

[cpcrs124]

well, first of all I ALWAYS say think fast! then throw something at somebody lol and second of all watched you in awhile :(

[mclubb2495]

I made myself believe that i wasnt ugly and i can be anyone i want to be for awhile

[walkingman183]

Every day when the voices in my head don't tell me to kill people im proud

[MrJetknight]

im happy i didnt die today

[shanedawsonfan972]

im not exactly happy with my appearence well my weight and i started wearing shots and im showing more of my body like im not hiding myself anymore that was a big challege

[elle123elle]

LOLZ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!!!!!!!!!!

[hamster4559]

i watched this video

[Pinkzz96]

hahaha apple juice xD

[margeratnorman4]

i am proud of geting over my dad leaving our family :[

[liltilley1]

Hahaha! Oh Shane, you make me laugh SO much. I loved the fat kid scene. <3

[smiletimes3]

I'm proud of getting one of the leads in our school musical even though I'm only a freshman :D

[94952culturepts]

you knw why i love shane is cuz he can be soo hilerous and cool and he can also be inspiring and and like... idk just like been through so much so he knows what ists like to feel like that even tho he likes to joke about it. I LOVE SHANE DAWSON!!!!!!

[hannahmalfoy12]

4:23 "Get away from me!" says the cat "Get away from me!"

[LordDeadCustard]

WHY DID MICHEAL JACKSON HAVE TO DIE? WHY COULDNT IT HAVE BEEN THAT LITTLE B!TCH JUSTIN BEIBER

[killapoons]

very hard for me but i havent watched porn for 4 hours XD

[alexhate685]

im proud of not cutting myself this month.

[shadowknight123ish]

i saved a cat named charlie from a burning building and then had sex

[obsidiannightraven]

@shadowknight123ish with the cat?

[TheBrandNameShoe]

lol at the end he was playing ith dog toys and wearing pigtails

[Kristiana388]

He always has some form of "amy johnson" in his videos he had amy and mrs.johnson lol did anyone notice that?

[dudewatchthis]

i'm proud of raising my kids when there useless mother moved to maine and left them here

[TheGiantBluberry]

S Deezy's face was priceless!!

[3dmovie1]

I GOT A BOYFRIEND!!!

[xXbmXx100]

this man stopped me from slitting

[sasusakulove4ever]

it sounds like shanes saying Prussia

[iloveshaneandray]

I was cracking up when he was reacting him when he was younger and he was running XD but then u look and you feel bad..

[jessieGize]

i have not given me more than 5 cuts on my wrist per 2 months now!!

[jessieGize]

JazzGagaLover what do you mean are you emo? me too!!

[islainthesky]

I gave u apple juice...lololololololololol!!

[blackbird2050]

I started to ware make up and nail polish, i have made a HUGE leap from being who everyone wanted me to be, i stopped letting others control me, it was the hardest thing next to coming out, and for once in my life i fell good about myself

[96smexyemo]

Ahaha...Hehehe...My eye's are like nipples...hehehe XD

[emoguitarandpianokid]

i tld the girl i love i love her

[emilyelizabethjohns]

like this if ur advirtisment was the dictator :)

[TheMakeAway]

" you crazy faggot "

[retawolf2]

I starting writing my stories again!! :) It's been forever since I've written and I'm so excited about it

[MsAnjalena]

is your turtle having problems coming out of its shell ?? XD

[TheGreenday1999]

Im proud i got an A on my english writing test . Aha cuz b4 i got an F .

[99strawberrie]

U CRAZY FAGOTT !!! LMFAO XD

[CashMoneyHero1999]

MY EYES ARE LIKE NIPPLES

[MJxSuperFanx]

hahaha he's screaming about his "turtle" and Mrs. "Johnson" shows up... LOL!

[MonsterrsBabygirll]

".... You crazy faggot...." xDDDDDDDDDDDDD

[17736tja]

think fast!! lmao :)

[MCRExtremeFan8D]

My turtle is fine! MY TURTLE IS FINE! MY TURTLE IS FINE!!!!!

[VEVOrioandque]

well,if shedding blood gives u adrenalin and a clear mind,then ur emo

[TheMisunderstood666]

POOR CAT! :O

Lol aww man dude you rule! xD

[somyaraina1]

thx shane this really made my day no one is ever proud of anything i do

[JazzGagaLover]

havent cut in 3 months :)

[VEVOrioandque]

@JazzGagaLover emo...go kill ur self..

[JazzGagaLover]

@VEVOrioandque firstly, thats extremely offensive.. and really rude... and im so fucking angry now. cutting doesnt mean emo.. i dont wear black or do the whole heavy eye makeup thing, i cut because i had, and still have, depression. so no, im not going to go and kill myself, because im stronger than that, and YOU can go and shut your mouth and find someone else to pick on.

[VEVOrioandque]

@JazzGagaLover u are a sad emo person.. emo is more than clothing,infact u can dress like usher and still be emo,if u cut urself,ur EMO!

[VEVOrioandque]

@VEVOrioandque -DUM FUCK,who cant even spell dumb right.. :D

[katy7318]

@VEVOrioandque Cutting doesn't mean that someone is emo.It means that someone has depression problems.People feel happy and relieved after they cut themselves,because the adrenalin triggered by shedding blood somehow eliminates the brain signals and hormones produced by stress.And emo is a type of music and clothing style.Get your facts right before you comment.

[TheMisunderstood666]

@VEVOrioandque - woah you harsh barstered fuck off and leave him/her alone!

And if your smart you'd know emo is a clothing not a person - DUM FUCK!

And goth is a clothing not a person. whoever labes themselves is a wannabe. who ever calls someone a label is a fucking retard with no life nor heart! so YOU can go kill your self mother fucker!

[FREEFallART]

MOM IS DA BEST!!!! AHHAHA!

[tacocrazy100]

Did anyone notice that Amy was grabbing the leg that didn't get hit?

[yaoiforever1sm]

I got the courage to ask out the boy I like.

[eyemackret47]

GAHHHHHHHHHHHH! his dimples are soooooooooooooooooooo cute! <3

[AmeeraAmeeraIs]

Haha

[Ebilpixie]

she was holding the wrong leg when the girl got hit with the dodgeball.

[XxHabboNickiMinajxX]

I did squat thru on vault at gymnastics, and handspring ;) !

[iluvmattsmith]

I hate going out of the house without make up on and finally acompletish it cus i think im really ugly and fat and really weird without make up so yea and shane u r my inspiration in life u really are xxxx

[iClara2010]

Are your penis small?

Shane: Tsh... no?

[somethingcool1000]

thx shane lol

[HearKenzieRawrr]

4:40 i see his ponytail :3

[MissLazell]

i did nothing this month that im proud of. IIII didnt get on the scale eiiither :D but thats prolly b/c i think i gained 5 pounds and I dnt wanna face it T.T ,...... uhm yea im not proud of my grades eitherr: D'S AND C's this semester :3

[TeamMiley98]

@realgaylog WTF is funny to you?

[TilaLove2737]

Dear Shane, I'm not proud of anything, my mother told me im going to fail at life, i only raised 100 dollars at my fundraiser, and i need 700, my guinea pig died from cancer, im going to kill petsmart btw, i couldnt afford to buy my best friends, morgan and abbey, a birthday present, their twins, and my old best friend called me a lieing bitchie whore with such a big mouth that i could fit five... well im not guna go there but you get the point. So tel me what I should be proud of because Im not

[TheLaughxD]

@TilaLove2737 well even though you needed more if it was only a small fundraiser then 100 is a lot to make if you did it on your own:)

[nannernlyv]

thumbs up if you looked at the size from your wrist to your middle finger!!

[masterty09]

i saw titties

[shadowdude1118]

i got a 100 in gym XP

[HalfMaskedMisfit]

I wrote a 2000 word pastiche of Arundhati Roy in a half hour and got a 95.

[fuuny4ever]

SAVE YOURSELVES! SAVE YOURSELVES!

:D you make me laugh!

[TeamMiley98]

I'm only 13 and already, I've had sex, and gotten drunk. I wish i could change it. It makes me feel horrible to think about what i did, I blame it on pressure, but i know i could have stoped it..

[realgaylog]

@TeamMiley98 lol

[morethantheworld]

i got a 100 on a test xD

[godisney999]

Well I got 96% on my Maths exam :)

[eartharte]

got a 95% on a Chinese pop quiz!!!! :D

[SkinzRecords]

I had sex 4 the 5th time

[eartharte]

@SkinzRecords ummmmmmm

[MrArmadillo85]

Prom?

[RisingAngelxox]

i wish it was thaat bitch justi bieber dead too ...

[mch5325]

"mayn stop u aint even drunk"

"what .? im soOoo wasted"

"i gave you apple juice" *turns bottle

[gameguy1111111111112]

LAWL fuck i have studying to do

[ajai45]

Haha funny i will subscribe :D