weird dutch

[vanpulse]

bahahaha funny, when i first heard this song i was like umm...awkward...

[minerwouter]

@soldierlozer in sweden peopel speak better english!

[nadorri]

enough racists here in holland! Even their biggest political party is a right racist based party thats against muslims and calls dark skinned ppl criminals

[Soldierlozer]

@nadorri It isn't the biggest one.

You are right about them being racist though.

The title of this vid is however bullshit. There is almost no country who knows their English better then the Netherlands... except... of course... the ones who live in an English talking country.

[nadorri]

@Soldierlozer yeah i know english is the second language in holland and movies/games etc is still in english language with dutch subtitles, in france spain and germany they use voice-over in stead of subs. Hollands used to be a respectfull country but now a days its getting bad here. Because of the hard times now (crisis) they should more work together and be 1 instead of placing ppl in different corners and stimulate hate against each other! just saying discrimination = no good

[MrCannedwisdom]

Dutch people want to fuck you in the ass! You see?! Greets from Holland!

[astrid9017]

dutch people are expected to know all the languages of the countries they visit .. and mostly they know them. Cant say the same thing about many other countries. No hard feelings, but it is the truth

[Keesecito]

Well, I am Dutch and I find this clip funny and to the point, i.e. the joke is not on the Dutch in particular but on people who don't speak or understand English.

[defilmmaker2000]

It would not surprise me if a Frenchman has made​this movie, because contrary to Dutch unlike the French average of four languages​, Dutch, German, English, French.

So Dutch are not stupid!

[kwarktaart22]

i am dutch and this is all bullshit we are better at english than most people

i am only 15 and racism is nowhere in the netherlands xD problem solved

T_T T_T T_T

[epictrollfish]

lololol dutch people are better at english then french or spanish people for example.

[TMAN5775]

Omg my dutch ancestors! How could u! Oh well

[nickfl1980]

LAUGH

[LordShiding]

LOL

[utwestland]

this was a commercial about learning english so its not a movie to show how stupid the dutch people are but it was a commercial from some company about learning englisch ;)

[1Atchi1]

This video just shows that dutch people have humour :)

[milaroos]

lol im dutch xD and i know lots off people who dont even know basic english

[14imke]

@milaroos dan ga je om met hele domme mense XD

sorry :3

[milaroos]

@14imke xD niet iedereen is goed in engels, en dat ik mensen ken die niet goed engels kunnen betekent niet dat ik met ze om ga xD jij kan trouwens niet eens fatsoenlijk Nederlands typen :)

[14imke]

@milaroos ooit gehoord van typ fouten, ik zie ander ook geen hoofdletters of leestekens bij jou hoor

nog wat te zegge?

[milaroos]

@14imke lol waar gaat dit over ? zo kunnen we nog wel de heel lang doorgaan :/ kinda annoying bye

[14imke]

@milaroos weet ik niet jij begon ineens te snauwen

[XherfaultX]

@14imke ja zeggen is met een "n"

[14imke]

@XherfaultX huh? 

[XherfaultX]

@14imke je vroeg of "ik" nog wat wou zeggen. dus zei ik even dat je zeggen verkeerd hebt gespeld

[14imke]

@XherfaultX ow jah sorry dat ik dyslectisch ben!

[XherfaultX]

@14imke je zat te zeiken op iemand zijn spelling. en dan spel je zelf verkeerd. excuses geaccepteerd.

[14imke]

@XherfaultX je hebt ook niet zomaar te zeggeN excuses geaccepteerd als ik niks heb gezegt

jeeh jij bent echt een vervelende betweter :|

[XherfaultX]

@14imke hoeft* en je zei "SORRY dat ik dyslectisch ben" dus je hebt wel wat gezegt....

trollface.jpg

[14imke]

@XherfaultX omg klein kindje hoe gewoon je hoofd

[XherfaultX]

@14imke houd* mond*

[14imke]

@XherfaultX ik schreef hoofd niet mond fucking stalker

[XherfaultX]

@14imke "houd hewoon je hoofd" is geen zin. ik stalk niet, ik leer je enkel simpel nederlands.

[14imke]

@XherfaultX jij vind jezelf zeker slim he

bos mongool

[XherfaultX]

@14imke nogal ja.

[XherfaultX]

@milaroos yeah, in my class NO ONE can speak english without saying like for example "where my car is" .. pisses me the fuck off

[wDe34R]

i wanna fuck u in the ass :)

[tipmaster]

i'm from holland and my english is very good unlike the older people around here, english is the second language we learn. altough i still keep my accent.

[legionofwarriors]

their english is rubbish , and they hate everyone that isnt dutch and lives next to them , especially dark skinned people. they are all a bunch of hippies who think they live a proper rich and healthy life.

[tipmaster]

@legionofwarriors. that aint true. aperently you dont know anything of holland, they dont hate dark skinned people you are narrow minded, i have a tinded skin colour myself and i never get discriminated

we don't live in the 60's, holland is a very modern country and has very kind people.

[3027lovethis]

@legionofwarriors That's not true. Of course there are people who discriminate, but that's everywhere. So do not judge so quickly, because now YOU are discriminating Dutch people by saying such things.. :S

[3027lovethis]

@legionofwarriors That's not true. Of course there are people who discriminate, but that's everywhere. So do not judge so quickly, because now YOU are discriminating Dutch people by saying such things.. :S

[thedutchman01]

@legionofwarriors

Geesh you just keep expanding your hate campaign more and more don't you?

The commercial is a joke.

You know. I find it amazing you didn't seem to get that simple littel fact. I mean... It is kinda obvious innit?

You are just looking for reasons to hate our country and our people. Why?

Why do you hate us? Seriously? Did you got robbed here? Raped? Get stood up by a dutch girl/boy/whatever takes your fancy?

You come with feelings and put em up as facts.

Come with real facts.

[Jappert1234]

@legionofwarriors my best friend is dark:D

[14imke]

@legionofwarriors I`m 14 years old and I speak English fluently , I love American people

but I don`t like British people well I don`t like the accent , I`m not a racist!

so I think you should shut the fuck up

[detectiveyoshi]

@haarlemmerolie lmao xD if u say so

im not even dutch

[detectiveyoshi]

@haarlemmerolie lol ohhh really?.... hm i dont think so, they force u to learn other languages at school

[FpsFIMM]

was i the only one trying to call the nuber but no one is piking it up!!!!! come on!! i want to learn german or somthing! the call still took a lot of money from my fone is ther some way i can get it back???

[nevyn1]

@WasabeyBoy I do speak dutch but primarily use English on YouTube for it is an international website and the predominant language seems to be English.

[nevyn1]

@WasabeyBoy totally true, but then who does speak perfect enlish as a second language? the dutch however have a very globalistic world vieuw and are stimulated to speak at least 3 or more languages (mostly dutch english german, but also very common is french, spanish, italian greek and latin) this is because we are one of the bigger trading nations of the world, and rotterdam harbor is one of the biggest gateways to mainland europe.

[crysxapplesauce]

mi gado,

hahahah dit is echt grappig :)

[Tanmark1998]

i'm dutch and 12 years old, and there are 2 things i wanna say;

even i can understand this!

at second; THERE ARE ALSO WATCHING CHILDREN!!!!!

[xxjonkoxx]

@WasabeyBoy

How do i know that!? can't smell you from the inthernet.

Moron :)

[Snowwie88]

@WasabeyBoy

We do speak better English than most French people do.

Although I have to admit that some dutch people do talk the English language somewhat strange, like their voice is hampering or robot like. I cannot really explain.

[xxjonkoxx]

@WasabeyBoy lool, you wish!

Dutch people get english lessons at an age of 10.

Now english people hardly speak any language besides there own..

Don't hate on the netherlands, I know you want to visit it if you could :D

[harj2009]

hahahh stupid dutch !!! bomb them !!!!! for being retards

[garybsg]

this should be French people or Italians or Spanish but 100% not Dutch. I am American and the Dutch people speak better English than me even the damn kids. In Spain they can't speak English not even in the tourist information booth.

[garybsg]

@17x13 I agree with you and you misread my comment. My comment said that the Spanish and Italians don't speak English and this commercial is NOT true about the Dutch. I was amazed at the perfect English spoken by the Dutch.The Dutch speak incredible English and in fact I met Dutch people who I thought were English or American only to find out that were Dutch. I have never met a people who have mastered a foreign language so excellently. I love the Nederlands and I love the Dutch people.

[queensofhell]

dit slaat nergens op man tfoe

[k8tr14]

hahaha :DD very funny though i thinks it's pretty old. now a days nearly everybody in the netherlands speaks english. sometimes better than people from germany for example because in the netherlands they often also got english tv shows just with subitles, not fully synchronized like in lazy germany xD here they have to translate everything ._.

[alettaHartjePonys]

hmm.. it's really funny that everyone seems to understand this advertising, (especially the dutch people) while they aren't ought to understand it! Because they're singing in a different language! How ironic.

I've already seen this commercial before, and I DO agree that it's fun ;)

[ACxEVA]

I'm Dutch and English is easy. This is just a advertisement. The most Dutch people can speak English very well. But btw, this is fun xD

[bartgemert]

it's af funny commercial but also realy old now almost everybody can speak english

[bretert]

I lol at people who think the average Dutch Person is like this xD

[bl4ckl34d3r]

xD, Very funny video. And as other people said here the Dutch (me including) speak English pretty good and even try to speak native languages of countries they visit. So stop bashing on us! :P

[JarekHORROR]

Typisch Nederlands XD

[Dutchguyable]

the best advertising ever seen!

[Spartiatai300]

If anything this shows we can make funny comercials.

[Ashl3igh1995]

HAHAHA!

[TheDutchGame]

Hahahahaaa geweldig!

Hahahahaaa great!

[detectiveyoshi]

so they dont know what fuck you means?..

[chrisjeh24]

these ones clearly didn't lol

[TheHollandInn]

lmfao xD

[dikkedeur19]

oh and btw: why do anericans speak english only they cant even talk a different language... we sing in different languages the americans only sing in their own language

[klingesean]

@dikkedeur19 omdat die klootzakken zigzelf te goed vinden voor andere landen

[XherfaultX]

@klingesean zich* grammarzai.jpg

[atfatw]

prickledingleberg19,

not true many Americans speak spanish and french and german and are much much smarter than a dutchy can ever be!!! LOL

[mu5ic1]

@atfatw

HAAHAHAHHAAHHAHAHAHAHA

THATS WHY THEY VOTED BUSH TWO TERMS

WAHHAHAHAHAHA

If you come from the us to here u are put a class lower on school because ur schools are so POOR

[atfatw]

mu5ic!,

Ha! why would anybody in their normal mind ever want to visit holland?

I mean nederlandts are way too bleak and

boring, stupid and ugly and stinky for anyone to visit there I mean england is cheaper ha ha

[mu5ic1]

erhm, I could say the same for probably 80% of England and what u mean with cheaper? that's ***

[detectiveyoshi]

i know alot people here in the netherlands who speak german, french and spanisch and lots of other languages. what I want to say: dutch people aren't that stupid. every country has there own postive things, and so has holland.

[atfatw]

detective tojoyoshi WW2!

If you say so! but then who cares?

[detectiveyoshi]

pf please stop complaining about WW2. I'm not even dutch i only live in the netherlands.

[garybsg]

@detectiveyoshi as an American I have traveled the world and this commercial could apply to any non-English speaking country on earth except Netherlands. The Dutch ability to speak English is outstanding. I've been to about 100 countries and the Dutch are one of the most of intelligent, rational and good hearted people in the world.

[detectiveyoshi]

@garybsg yeah i dont really know if they are good hearted.... to me they really arent, but that aside.

all i know is that they're good in english

[jelenaekv]

@garybsg ok rational. but it is the fact that is the same percent of intelligent and good hearted people everywhere. and about dutch people speaking english, that is so true. they speak english perfect!

[garybsg]

@jelenaekv No there are many countries that are pure horror. Pick any muslim country and most of the third world. Sorry but there is a reason why they are backwards and it is not always a lack of money but a lack of morals and human decency.

[jelenaekv]

@garybsg Yes, there is a reason. But I dont think so it is about who was born as a good person, and who was born as a bad person, who is moral, decent or fine. It is the same % of that kind of people everywhere. The truth is It is about LAWS. For example, war is a perfect situation for monsters to do what ever they want to do. And when your stomach is not full, when you are starving, without money, thirsty, afraid for your life, it is a great posibility that you are not going to be philosoph.

[jelenaekv]

Who the hell knows what would you be capable of in extreme situations. What I want to say is that to be polite or fine or well organized or... is not something you are born with. It is something you learn through your life. German laws, for example, in the third world countries would change so much after, let say 30 years. yes, it is a very long process, but it is not imposible. Again, I'm not saying that

[jelenaekv]

that Dutch people are bad or good. Or better thn I don't know, Serbian, Croatian, Bulgarian. They are just more fine and decent, on higher cultural level, they don't express their emotions. You and I could think the same thing, but it is a big diffrence when I say that loud, and you don't. ps it is mistace, there is tha same %of good and bad people everywhere, but it is not the same % of rude and polite people everywhere.

[garybsg]

@jelenaekv well we are agree that there are good and bad people everywhere and there can be no argument with that :)

[DieSaartje]

@detectiveyoshi and nearly everybody in the netherlands speaks english..

[SuperBoris81]

@detectiveyoshi Yes but this advert is obviously from the 80´s . People from the Netherlands may have not known so many foreign languages then...

[DEKIKK]

@SuperBoris81 80's? haha 90's you mean...and my grandmother never learned english, but people who were born in the 50's and years to come speak very good english. people in those times even speak real english not like the young people now who speak american english. I used to be so embarressed when me and my mom went to london and she would speak english like the queen haha

[1904Milan]

@SuperBoris81 1994 :)

[gizmootje3]

@atfatw

Volgens mij heb je echt een probleem.

Je zeikt x op x Nederland af en begint over de ww2 dat japan Nederland van de kaart heeft geveegd.

Maar ik ben er achter wat jou probleem is. Nederland heeft inderdaad weinig tegen Japan in kunnen brengen.

We hebben eigelijk maar een Jap om kunnen leggen..... pech voor jou dat dat net jou opa was.

Sukkel

[atfatw]

@gizmootje3

smutje!, you poor PATHETIC fool!

[kippetjeuh1]

@gizmootje3 Wat hadden japan en nederland samen te maken in de 2e wereld oorlog...?

[thedutchman01]

@kippetjeuh1

Indonesië?

Toen nog Nederlands-Indië?

Mischien een ideetje?

[kippetjeuh1]

@thedutchman01 ... ik denk niet dat nederland daar nog echt iets mee te maken had xD

misschien bedoelde hij amerika... of duitsland ipv japan, dan zou het kloppen :D

[dikkedeur19]

hahaha this is funny... but hey im dutch and we are pretty good at english. but farmers/rednecks whatever you want to call them are different they think: i live in holland why would i wanna learn english i can speak dutch so thats enough

[raptory0]

Wanna is not a word in english its: Would you like to learn english ?

[LinguistDan]

You're right; it's not a word. It's a colloquialism - an abbreviation, almost. So it's still arguably English.

[ikilicoglu]

In fact, English does not have a language-regulating institution like the Dutch 'Taal Unie'. So it is, if you like using it, a word.

[mu5ic1]

@raptory0

dont ya know what it means then..... then go back to school

[CIrgI4]

hahaha this one is very funny.

But Dutch people can speak a lot of languages,

I think English is the most easiest,

Holland!.

[silent0watcher]

Yeah - I think most people in Holland can speak English and German as well as Dutch.

[Tanmark1998]

@silent0watcher yes we can! but i'm not ready for German at school, but i do talk a little French.

ja dat kunnen we! maar ik heb nog geen duits op school, maar ik kan al een beetjes frans!

je parle un petit peux Français! i talk a little bit french

[Kippenbestaan]

@CIrgI4 yeah you just proved that by saying 'is the most easiest'.

[rovals]

veel nederlanders spreken behoorlijk goed engels hier zelfs kinderen

most dutch people speak pretty good english even children

[DreamingGirl10011]

whahaha XD

[HABBLOX]

OMG

I wanna fuck u in the ass

Fuck is mega lelijk for S*X

[trouble1993]

wat knap dat je daar helemaal zelf achter bent gekomen,

alleen is fuck engels voor neuken

[proud2bmyself]

Dutch people learn all kinds of languages fast! I know at least 5 languages, Spanish, German, English, French and Dutch...

Most American people have forefathers that are from The Netherlands..

[smackdown1233]

not really!! only they learn fast how to fuck dude dutch sucks i heard that dutch is acriminal countries and patrickboogert i know what u saying ur an dumbest idiot go shame because queen beatrix sucks ass!! because fag dutch is not better speaking english most of dutchers cant speak english they only saying fuck you fuck off they saying only that omg!! go shame dutch

[hardcorehellforce]

lol learn to type,before you try to insult dutch haha.

you cant even make a proper sentence,nobody know what the fuck you are saying.dyslectic downsyndrom retard

[atfatw]

hardcorehelly,

I'll say you are. you are a completely worthless vile nothing a typical coarse abinsthe addicted (a national pasttime )

dutchy hi ho hi ho. its off to hell we go!.

[hardcorehellforce]

im laughing at your lack of brains.bet your knowledge is based on redneck tails from your daddy.you got so many things wrong and stupid arguments.i am for sure you never left your redneck state.and the same someone thinks he has worldknowledge haha :D hilarious

[atfatw]

Ha ha ha ha what a natural comedian you are and all around clown! and you don't even have to work at it!

[hardcorehellforce]

yeah ofcourse hehe,im not the one making dumb ass comments and being laughed at by everyone.look in the mirror and lose the the missplaced pride

[uck1007]

dyslectic downsyndrom retard hahahahahaahaha amen :P

[hardcorehellforce]

lol go play computergames you wanker,you agressive against dutch because they dont like you in your gaygame?:P fuck what you heard,come say that in holland.i sell your ass in amsterdam.where do you come from?wankalonia?

[patrickboogert]

hahaha, nederlanders kunnen beter engels dan de meeste domme amerikanen hier;)

Most dutch can english more properly than most dumb americans

[MeesterkQ]

wow that car really tune my bass on like crazy :o

[vlaktemaat]

prachtige reclame!

check die vrouw losgaan!!!

[mynameisgrinchie]

why did a joke about advertising learning english turn racist? im half dutch and im not racist. believe what you want its not true.

[hardcorehellforce]

telling people that are all dutch people are racist and that they worked together with the germans proofs how retarted you are,im part jew myself so dont tell me i need to read a book.you racist cunt

[atfatw]

hellboundforce,

Ha your use of the word 'retarded' misspelled of course shows you are indeed racist plenty of jews worked for gestapo like rosenberg and eichmann

[hardcorehellforce]

haha or you are just trying to piss people off,or you are the most dubmest person ive ever seen :P everybody is trashing you youtube haha,you must have a busy social life.lol your just sad,i almost feel srry for you.nobody takes you serious anyway

[035vincent]

dat sommige domme amerikanen dit serieus nemen, nederlanders zijn echt een van de beste volken in engels iedereen kan het

[snipske]

nee dit is meer iets voor belgen!

[joachim0ananya]

whaahaaaaa

[atfatw]

you are in amsterdam(and you should really have your head examined) and you want a cooky(the dutch cooky their own one, is a flat thin basted with lard and contains copious amounts of both crack cocaine and heroin) how do you ask for one in dutch most of those people don't speak english of course, like this hein,

"Heerce aw kewkey fer yew" say it like this and you 'll get one;)

[atfatw]

ugly ugly dutch you are always as worthless as the stupid miserable engklish are anal sex thats what dutch married women do in place of regular decent normal sex

[RoStyle21]

WTF are you talking about worthless dutch people. This is a old tv commercial!Like you are any better from a person of your age fucking retard.

[dhs81]

You know what is lame and pretty worthless? A person who goes to every Dutch video saying the Dutch are worthless and ugly...

If you don't even get the joke of this commercial, the stereotypical view Europeans have of American intelligence is true.

The group singing this song is from the USA by the way...

[atfatw]

little3yearoldvincent,

hey, borstal boy out on parole are you, why do dutch women have such big hairy feet

[hardcorehellforce]

learn to make a sentence,fat ass american

[atfatw]

The dutch are thin because of all the cocaine they consume morning, noon, and evening. and they even put absinthe on their breakfast cornflakes.

[hardcorehellforce]

haha yeah right :P lol you got the i.q. of goldfish.this is the reason why people dont like americans,they always think they are better then the rest.and come with arguments my little sister can do better.thank god not all americans arnt retarted like you are.

[atfatw]

hardcoredutchyforce,

you dutch are sure racist. during WW2 you shipped off with ann frank all the poor retarded kids to be used by your cousins the germans for inhuman medical experiments. also your english skills are very very bad. instead of doping all day dutchie READ A BOOK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[WarMarGeoli]

well if you hate us, some tips: dont eat cookies anymore, cos they are from the dutch word koekies. and dont get payed anymore, cos the dollars come from the the dutch coin called daalder. and never visite New York anymore cos thats a former dutch city. last tip: buy urself a gun and have an "accident".

[Jayll1984]

Bwhahah!!!wat een reclame zeg =D

[storkjacob]

haha god damn i laughed my ass off when that man started to dig to the music xD

[masterlennart]

echte nederlanders XD

no we are very smart :D

[lizetju93]

OMG echt errug! :P wel grappig

FUNNY!@

[SpankieInDaHouse]

Frensch would'nt even think about it to speak a other lanquage The'r to patriotic

[FocusFight]

Its just a very old commercial, quite funny :D

[Rotjoch101barz]

that's like 20 years ago, lol now everybody speaks english

but it's quite funny xD

[petterhny]

87% of the entire population claims to speak english...thats a lot, considering there are a lot of old people and young children.

[joelsniperj]

Haha :)

[vacku2]

the funniest thing is that dutch people better speak english than english people ..by the way english is a mix of old german ( dutch),spanish and french

[rune6cape]

how do you mean dutch people can better speak english than english people yeah im dutch and speak good english but so good like you and other english people no!

[petterhny]

spanish? no fucking way. English is latin(french), germanic and celtic(small part)

[paardje100]

wie weet er nu nie wat ze zingen mss een fransman ??

[McJanbo]

neej een turk of een zimbabwaan xD en een rus =S

[paardje100]

haha  ja marokaan ook :P

[Exendrallio]

omg I LOVE the tune of that song :P

anyway knows the name of the song ? xD

[strikeback7]

ik wil je neuken in je kont!!!

[bleushift]

iam dutch and i think this is one of the m,ost funniest commercials i ever saw

[xxmv]

siktir lan geakk:P

[oostenrijkopa]

Fucking Shit!!! I am dutch and my english is perfect . We are not French!!!!!

Why you always find dutch people stupid.

Look at the French people or the Rusian!!!!

[modwebby]

indeed , look at the french i only know one persone of there who speaks perfect french and he lives in belgium and he thinks his own people is lazy, lol

[clanserver]

Well, you should improve your English as well.

[modwebby]

if u hear me speak u will regret it,

only my typing is bit bad but that aint matter bcus im not english anyway, and if u mean my "u, bcus . etc" thats called chat language.

[clanserver]

Well, I'm actually talking about your grammar. And I'm not British as well, I'm Dutch.

[modwebby]

and i don't care about my grammar becaus if i actually want to, i can typ perfect english,

but im just to lazy to do it,

ps. i dont care if u are dutch neither.

[petterhny]

you use a whole lot of words that may sound good in your head, but really.... you use actually quite unusual. and you may have meant either instead of neither.

[petterhny]

commands? since when can you give videos commands on youtube... its funny you really think i have no life....boredom has nothing to do with not having a life. but you might know that...

[petterhny]

IFDK

my comments witch are spam..

Now i'll go fly my broomstick...

i know you said wich (hehe sandwich)....but thats also wrong idiot. you MEANT(not ment) which.

now go jerk yourself off piece of shit game nerd, who doesnt like to be critisised.