Let's Play Barbie and the Magic of Pegasus 1: Wisdom Teeth

[Xelvanox2]

Oh Barbie, when will your wrath end?

Oh kitten, when will your wrath end?

Oh small stone boy, when will your wrath end?

Oh griffon, when will your wrath end?

[SmilieChick16]

sucks about the teeth removal thing

[SuperWarxe]

To quote another LPer... SO FUCKIN METAL!

[MayerEO]

LPing after an intense teeth removal? Devotion. Like a champ.

[TheDoorman1097]

i did laugh at him for having his wisdom teeth removed but i went to the dentist today and he told me im going to have my wisdom teeth removed. needless to say, i am now rage guy

[Zieda12]

This makes my heart happy :-D

[RANMAofCHS]

Just had my wisdom teeth removed and figured it was a good time to watch this again. PAINKILLERS!

[DrDoom343]

@RANMAofCHS I did the same thing when I had mine removed!

[Leaf7634]

Man, she's a ruthless bitch. Barbie > Altaïr.

[0ctopusComp1etely]

Ha ha ha! I've turned everyone to stone! Now, marry me without any witnesses or legal binding! You refuse? What? You already changed everyone back? Well, too bad! I've turned MORE people to stone! Now I'll turn your sister into an undoubtedly more-useful-than-normal pegasus that will allow you to fly around! There's no WAY you could possibly rescue all the other people now! You will surely be pressured into marry me! I'll now take my leave and feel victorious until our wedding! Ha ha ha!

[Cooltuber453]

Jesus christ, I thought your Civilization LP was funny, this video is killing me.

Literally. I almost choked on my soda.

[Alvaris]

who put you up to this DC? Luna?

at least there's no surprise fish in this game....maybe.

[GodOfPlague]

I had my wisdom teeth removed and all the cars in the parking lot looked the same and I had to be wheeled out in a wheel chair. My jerk brother was flipping cartwheels in the dentist parking lot after they removed his. GRRRRRR.

[Dawn8053]

anyone noticed that the dress earned from the first bonus round is the same dress Annika wears to the party at the beginning of the movie?

[masic88]

gosh.

you seemed like you were just fine, the day previous..

..i wouldn't have had any idea your wiz teeth were bothering ya.....

[jellywillreturn]

This is manliness in video format!

[Milorox100]

This is BADASS

[SmilieChick16]

Jack Black ROCKS!!

[SmilieChick16]

Sorry you had to get 4 wisdom teeth removed.

[IsThisHacked]

The bad guy stoned everyone else to get the chance to stone you? That's awkward...

[hundredandfour]

I couldn't understand half of what you said. The half I got though was hilarious.

[TripleZM]

This is the most manliest way to recover from wisdom tooth hell in all of existence.

[Helenalexzhang]

you do sound like peter griffin

[TanukiTeabag]

Your voice sounds like Peter Griffin. I think you should do all your Let's Plays after having major oral surgery :P

[LadyMiaow]

Dollface, eh. We see what you did there, Wenlock.

[DextroseTheguy]

Haha! I just got here from his Monster Party LP. It's... it's a bit of a contrast.

[DeceasedCrab]

@DextroseTheguy Alcohol and Painkillers are like Apples and Oranges. And for gods sake, don't mix either pair.

[OhMyGodProductions0]

I only like this because the commentary makes no sense, and it's hilarious.

[Cameron4467]

hehe very bad idea

[clonetrooper250]

I swear DC, you make everything 100 times more enjoyable with your commentary, and this game is no exception!

[TheThumbsUpper]

Are you drunk or crazy? (Or possibly both?)

[MycomputerXs]

I hate Barbie but for some reason... I can't stop watching!

[MycomputerXs]

Isn't it ironic the day you get your wisdom teeth removed you start the "Let's Play Barbie and the Magic of Pegasus" videos? In my mind that's like being hit by a bus, and then beaten with a bunch of sticks.

[DeceasedCrab]

@MycomputerXs It's not irony if I time it intentionally that way.

[brawlboy3285]

@MycomputerXs How is it Ironic?

[achemachew]

I still have 3 of the 4 Wisdom teeth! I never had the other ones removed because the never bothered me!

[DeceasedCrab]

@achemachew Yet.

[achemachew]

You must be on Vicodin because of your extracted wisdom teeth! I can't imagine going through that without Vicodin, because it hurts so badly!

[DeceasedCrab]

@achemachew Endocet, actually.

[achemachew]

@DeceasedCrab Is Endocet a opiate like Vicodin?

[DeceasedCrab]

@achemachew It's off-brand Percocet.

[AAAAAAAAAA42]

You should find an instrumental version of some death metal song, then sing the lyrics with gauze in your mouth.

Then put it on top of the audio of this video, with the video still there. Then upload it.

[HippieBob]

Everything* about this video is amazing.

*except the game.

[PolarPhantom]

DC, I just have to know, how the hell did you come across this game!?

I would ask why you decided to LP it in such a condition, but I doubt even you know why.

[DeceasedCrab]

@PolarPhantom Someone once claimed this game was better than World of Warcraft. I had to play it to objectively prove them wrong.

Knowing I was going to be in "a state" due to my wisdom tooth surgery, I decided recording an LP afterward would be a hilarious idea. The results speak for themselves.

[ArmoteTheHedgehog]

He sounds like Bill Cosby

[feistyfairy99]

I had my wisdom teeth out in March and I still feel pain from it. I took forever to stop bleeding.

[chisese]

I don't even want to know what'll show up on my recommended video list now...

[TheSweetKnight]

Evil guy: Marry Me

DC: Well, thats dumb

that made me laugh so much

[Lycanthrokeith]

What were the songs you used on these, out of curiosity?

[MinunQ]

This needs closed captions.

[DeceasedCrab]

@MinunQ The hell it does! You couldn't understand it even if it was typed out.

[i0am0aw]

You sound like Peter Griffin.

[EaterOfTheSoulsdude]

This is your most watched lp. I can see why.

[DeceasedCrab]

@EaterOfTheSoulsdude I don't. Maybe it's better if I don't know why.

[gumibaer23]

Barbie. Gauze. Manowar. It doesn't get much better than that.

[EndlessFusionist]

You have such a sing-song-y voice. I'm envious beyond belief. My voice is so dull and boring.

[DeceasedCrab]

@EndlessFusionist See, that's not true. My voice feels pretty generic and nasally and boring to me. But if you make efforts to sound enthusiastic, and inject a little life into it, it's amazing what people will think.

[Blub248]

@DeceasedCrab is the musick of Manowar?

[EmperorZ19]

Just got my wisdom teeth removed and my mouth's packed with gauze. Figured it was a good time to rewatch this :-D

[GoondocksCastle]

This is the single best Let's Play you've ever done.

[Setzergabbini]

I find this humorous, because you're not only playing a game that is traditionally played by little girls but because you had Gauze in your mouth and had difficulties speaking.

[DinosaurDemon]

This sounds like something from Special Poetry Slam. It makes it even better.

[spikidawikidawow]

Because I watched this, I'm getting all sorts of Barbie crap on my homepage. Uncool.

[tranceemerson]

you should do more games with cotton in your mouth, it adds a great dynamic to the narration! :)

[Trythestrongbad]

Interesting

[HellDemonKaabii]

Barbie is a manly game.

[RyutheWeredragon]

Ugh. Gauss (Is that the right spelling?).l It's hard to talk with those in your mouth. I should know. Ow.

I LOVE how you make even LPing a girl's game good. No offense ladies, but you know how girls' games TEND to be. This one is good though.

And yeah, I'm watching through yours again. You and MadamLuna are two of the best LPers Out on YouTube.

[DeceasedCrab]

@RyutheWeredragon Gauze.

[RandomKPluver]

@RyutheWeredragon I'm not even a girly-girl, and I agree with you.

[RyeneAstraelis]

Sir, I applaud you for playing this.

"I've turned these people into stone so you will do one simple thing... marry me."

What. Aren't there beautiful villainesses out there? Why does he want Barbie? I mean... it's Barbie, for crying out loud!

[HxCracoon]

Fucking hilarious.

[gigyas6]

Strangely enough, this is DC's most viewed video...

[Tribune12345]

Hahaha the dog can suffer forever.

[SkeletalCarp]

Fight for the living, fighting the world!

Manowar is great!

[DeceasedCrab]

Stripes on a tiger don't wash away! Manowar's made of steel, not clay!

[LoffleMe]

David Bowie reference! Hell yes!

Also, BARBIE IS BADASS. (?)

[AugustVonpetersborg]

Great LP or greatest LP?

[DeceasedCrab]

My most watched LP, strangely enough.

[minaimo]

@DeceasedCrab because it is hilarious

[nexlazergirl]

I've seen LPers on a sugar rush, but high off meds? Frigging hilarious! ^^

[CheeseburgerWithMayo]

DeceasedCrab! I had my wisdom teeth taken out about 3 weeks ago, and I am completely healed now. HOWEVER, I stashed a few of those happy pills they gave me, and I am about to enjoy a wonderful day of DeceasedCrab playing Barbie and the Magic of Pegasus! Woooohooo!

Drugs are bad kids....

[DeceasedCrab]

Hey! That's irresponsible! Those pills could do untold harm to you if you use them improperly, without a prescribed need. Dispose of those!

[EmperorZ19]

I love how the villain's plan relies on Barbie being too lazy to walk around her own house

[DeceasedCrab]

It's the best plan.

[gigyas6]

I love how barbie beats the crap out of birds with her wand FOR ZERO REASON!

[stevegauch]

I dont know whether to salute you doing an LP right after having wisdom teeth removed, or the choice of game XD

[DeceasedCrab]

A lot of people dismiss this game right away, but it's actually pretty decent.

[GirorosGunBunny]

Oh man, that was great. I nearly shot coffee out my nose while watching this.

Barbie, when will your wrath end? XD

[megamanxtc]

Enteraining video!　I'm surprised you were able to play this after having your teeth removed.　When I had mine removed, I was so doped up I had mine removed, I was so doped up I couldn't stay awake.

[RiiidgeRaacer]

Reminds me of when I had my wisdom teeth were removed. Sadly even more of the bastards have grown since then.

[cluckeythe2]

were you high off the medication when you picked this game or did you do this for entertainment?

[DeceasedCrab]

Yes.

[cluckeythe2]

@DeceasedCrab ok so i guess you answered yes for both?

[DeceasedCrab]

No. Don't make that sort of assumption with a standard OR statement.

[ergunno10]

4 Wisdom teeth o.O That's quite a lot at 1 go :O. You've been alright for a long time but still.

I saw Let's Play Barbie and the Magic of Pegasus and DeceasedCrab and only that made me laugh XD. I love this LP already. My friend will love it as whenever we (friends and I) ask him how he does certain things he always answers with: The Magic of Pegasus XD. I never knew it was from Barbie till now so that's makes this even more fun :D

[TheShadowBrigade]

MANOWAR!!!

[JorealConners]

OK, I had to choose between this and Kid Dracula to watch next. I was gonna see the first video of each then make my decision, but then you sold me with removed wisdom teeth. I'm surprised you could talk during this, I remember having blood constantly filling my mouth for the first week after.

[DeceasedCrab]

That's what the gauze is for. My mouth WAS filling with blood.

[maruproductions]

HAHAHAHA

I wasn't BORN with wisdom teeth!]

By that I mean, I won't grow them, and won't have them pulled out.

[BlanFan2O]

if I ever get my wisdom teeth removed, I will have so much fun playing games XD it sure sounds like you were having fun! I laughed really hard too XDDDDD

[TheStorz76]

hey deceascrab whats wrong whit youre voice

[DeceasedCrab]

It's like the one time someone says "you're" instead of "your", and it's still wrong.

Sigh.

[wantafanta1]

@DeceasedCrab That, is the magic of the internet.

[mapleyort]

Whatever he said at 3:36 was hilarious.

[MetalAwesome14]

Oh no, not me, I never lost control

[mtnn123]

I like this game very much !!!

[kinghellguy]

what band is it?

[Hamhark98]

Thanks for making me spit my pesi on my computer. I was drinking some and then you changed costumes and said somehting lik e"hungaaaahhh!" (or that is what I could make out). Hilarious! You should have your wisdom teeth pulled out more often.

[JanderStrahd]

What's the cross between a pegasus and a unicorn called again? Unasis? Unisas? Something... Anways. [That] = Equine anatomy, WINGS, and GORE HORN.

[TriggerheartExcelica]

The reason it's above average for a licensed game might have something to do with the fact that it's developed by WayForward. They know how to make a good game.

[thegiraffe94]

this = best lp ever

[Negrenade]

Favorited.

[spokehedz]

I must've watched this like 42 times... and all I have to say is:

Nice music choice

[thegiraffe94]

BEST LET'S PLAY EVER IN ALL HISTORY

[shadowfax272]

The sprites in this game are surprisingly good...

[TheDrunkLee]

This is the most epic thing....ever.

[NittanyTiger1]

I got some Morphine for my 25th birthday. Came with a kidney stone, though.

Also, I still have my wisdom teeth and the wisdom they impart.

[TheDevilbuster]

You probably shouldn't have done this LP without ice on your face to reduce the swelling.  I mean, I HOPE you had ice on your face. Otherwise, your face probably puffed up, like mine did.

[offcrcartman]

Barbie has a good soundtrack.

[shickalishous]

I have the Barbie secret agent game for my Game Boy

[MegaManStarForceFan]

woah. deceased crab must be drunk.

[marqueskart]

This is absolutely epic, I salute you sir.

[zebrin]

I am scared, but I must know... this is like a train wreck, I don't wanna watch, but I can't look away!

[Matt7895]

I haven't had wisdom teeth out but I definitely know what it feels like to have a numb face and a sharp pain in your jaws! Dental work.... nasty stuff. Funny videos by the way, I think your muffled voice helps somehow... I don't know if I'd be able to sit through Barbie without it. It's comforting.

[judepitt11]

did anyone notice the man who sold the world referance

[hamsterinthehat]

... this is your most viewed video...

This game?!?

come on!

[DeceasedCrab]

Hey, that's life. Heaven knows why people enjoy this one the most.

[invadercheeze]

This is the craziest LP on the internet. Freaking awesome. The pure combination of Barbie game, your gausse-filled mouth, your novicane high, and the background music makes for one of the most entertaining videos on YouTube.

[usefulidiot227]

this is about the funniest thing I've watched in awhile.

[SudokuTies]

I'm diggin' the mano'war music.

[PopRockSkittles]

you almost made me pee XD i'm still laughing XD

[247KarateKid]

YAY!!!!! :D

[fbalter]

This game has some of the most awkward dialogues I've ever seen.

[IAmTheTacoLad]

Barbie + Metal = Internet Super Hero

[Eekolu]

you sounded very drunk

[arigrap]

It have very fun when you said!"Go Barbie!Go barbie"!hahahahah!

[jack037907]

i thought he said that everyone was stoned

[Ari22682]

I had my wisdom teeth removed at one point in my life. I don't know about you, but I was doped up as hell on painkillers after that happened.

[JkSmithHa]

i almost suffocated from laughter. that was hilarious. thank you DC. for letting me laugh at your pain and misery of your wisdom teeth being pulled. you are very considerate

[TheNonBeliever1]

why is this deceased crab's most viewed video?

[DeceasedCrab]

I have no idea. Actually, that kind of scares me.

[zan1500]

this video was insanity pink on a breadstick served on a platter of slur

[Lexorra]

Because no one wants to admit to have watched an LP on Barbie and the Magic of Pegasus. even if it does have DC on gauze. :D

[TylerP223]

Dude, you are living proof that the only way a normal person can enjoy a Barbie game is when they are either stoned out of their gourd or just in so much pain that they can't tell Barbie from any other lame ass platformer... I felt sorry for you just because I'm pretty sure what it would take for me to LP a Barbie game... ugh here's hoping I don't ever get that fucked up. Though I think I would do a LP if I ever get a SA account before something like this were to happen to me... LP ET? Nah...

[Killicon93]

I had my wishdom teeth removed last Christmas It was agony.

[BobtheGsta]

WHy didnt he turn her sister into something that is not alive... like a rock ? and howcome she couldnt just un unicornify her? it worked on the other people

[Hamhark98]

Read the text (I know this was three months ago).

[Zeralith]

Oh DeceasedCrab.  When will your wrath end?

[ShootingStarz990]

I used to play this wen I was 8. XD

[MrsIndustrial]

Umm.. I know it's off topic, but, is getting your wisdom teeth out, like, REALLY painful? Because mine are coming in and I'm ascared D:

[Raneman25]

there are so many possible innuendos on this, with the horse she's riding being her sister.

[acuidad]

I'm suprised you still not high on the morphine, DC! XD

[Shagabec]

Wisdom teeth? Sounds painful. And I know painful.. I've had many experiences... Abscessed teeth beyond hell. And teeth that wouldn't get the fuck out.

[TigenCast]

Omg 3:58 was so hilarious! Barbie couldn't run you just like walked away it was so funny! I love your vids even if I can't understand you

[sparx0]

OMG...you DID LP this! I thought it was a rumor... O_O

The first 8 seconds are simply startling...

To watch this LP is to watch the endeavor of a man with true courage, patience, and free time. If I manage to watch the whole thing...I'll probably see an epitome of courage, but I'll probably also be scarred for a very long time, if not for life... :\ Hmm...

[wingslo]

why did you have to have 4 wisdom teeth removed?

[DancerAngel22]

Oh my gosh. You must have been hurting and bleeding a lot after this. I feel so sorry for you.

[MrIbanez87]

LMFAO

[GirlWhoPlaysTR]

Uhm... This is the worst video game ever. I like the commentaries though.

[Ryuuken24]

Behold ! The anorexic magic wand!

[binderfind]

Did DC say Dumbass at 4:14? I think that's the only time we've ever heard DC swear =O

[k0sm1k]

For a second there I thought you weren't going to unfreeze the poodle!

[Tygrasong]

It's actually a baby polar bear, but considering the game's graphics, it's hard to tell. Excellent LP. I was way too out of it after having my wisdom teeth out to do anything like this. Musta been on some really good pain killers.

[winxgirlalways]

I think its a polar bear

[youcancontactme]

this looks like..... barbsylvania?

[lordofnightmares]

I'd play it, should be a hell of a lot more fun than Barbie Horse Adventure.

[jebuspowerzz]

this is the WORST possible idea for a game ever.. it's sexist, stupid, and probably poorly made. The plotline makes no sence, but HELL! YOU STILL DID ONE HELL OF A GOOD LP OF IT DC WHOOOOOOOOO! :D

[PearSquared]

This brings back memories....of having my wisdom teeth out.

[brb1006]

@PearSquared why good memories it hurts even if it never got removed but it still hurts

[Ffantasy501]

what were you thinking.... when you picked this game....

I'm REALLY confused with this choice of game......??

[ShyriaDracnoir]

Blame the drugs

[Kazmahu]

Having wisdom teeth out means pain, which means Morphine. *Any* game's a good LP choice when you're high on a fuggin' opiate.