ROTFLMFAO i laughed so hard after hearing blog monkey said Bai Ling was arrested at the airport for shoplifting a playgirl magazines and a pack of batteries "A PACK of Batteries" LMFAO what for she steal it
Close your eyes and count to 60, open and say the name of the person you want to be with forever... Say his or her name 10 times then say yours 3 times... This up coming Friday your dream guy or girl will come up to you or call you or tell you when to call him or her and say 'I want to be with you forever...' It works, trust me... Post this in 5 videos or this will never happen (i did not start it)
lised up blog monkey. I have seen threw the puppet and scraped the top of the ice berg. The blog monkey is in fact a black nerd and is trying to gain reputation and most of all . So i would like to say to all you smoking chiks that if you want to hear funny stuff you can always come over for my place and ill read you jokes of the internet
pussy. He aslo has his finger up his ars when he speacs that is why the stupid voice. I have also seen the super hot chiks that are grupies of this mostrous pupet. Especially the brunet east european chik( she is smoking). ( if you se this message pliiiss post naked pic to me )
Yea now this is cool..dude..not that gay..i don't say it suck because is gay..But because he don't know ho to do things funny.....Now this ea this monkey is cool and funny... I don't piss off if this monkey disturb me......Cool 5*****.....
You're right bargg, it was pretty good but I didn't know it was Josh Brolin dead in the motel. He looked like one of the Mexican guys. Anyone else get confused there?
Calling all Youtubers! If you like Blog Monkey please help us and vote for our video, PARIS IN JAIL, nominated for Best Comedy of 2007 by Youtube! Click the link in the sidebar and follow the crazy process to vote!
Simon Cow, Skunky Skankowitz, This is just wrooonnnngg, Pepe Le Peu, it's all too funny. To the haters, c'mon, let's not judge. Have we learned nothing from Dr. Phil?
omovies,being a youtube member 4 quite some time now i know how to truely appreciate quality videos.AND BLOG MONKEY HAS THE BEST SHOW ON THE WEB!!!! please make more.
P.S. I SUBSCRIBED! If u could write me mail or reply to this comment i would be truely honored. I <3 Blog Monkey and u 2 omovies.
A few years ago, two parents went out for dinner. A few hours later, the babysitter was calling to ask if she could cover up the clown statue in the kids' room, the father said,"Take the kids and get out of the house. We'll call the police, we don't have a clown statue." The "clown statue" is really a killer that escaped from jail. If you don't post this letter on to 10 videos tonight, the clown will be in your bed at 3:00 am with a chainsaw in his hand
A few years ago, two parents went out for dinner. A few hours later, the babysitter was calling to ask if she could cover up the clown statue in the kids' room, the father said,"Take the kids and get out of the house. We'll call the police, we don't have a clown statue." The "clown statue" is really a killer that escaped from jail. If you don't post this letter on to 10 videos tonight, the clown will be in your bed at 3:00 am with a chainsaw in his hand(soo sry 'bout this, clowns=scarey)
I for one, would like to say that this video is simultanelously immature, insipid, and in questionable taste...but I'm WAY too busy laughing my ASS off!! LOL, nice work, gang, I'm hooked! Funny, funny, funny :)
Loved that comment singularity9, you sucked me in with the negative vibe and then came over the top with a praise. Well executed. Hey, i need writers! -Blog Monkey
@sqwiggles666 We love you!
omovies 1 year ago
Blog Monkey is out of the hospital (he OD'd on bananas & coconut rum) and planning a huge comeback. Stay tuned.
omovies 2 years ago
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el 13 de octubre de 1991
un niño llamado nick se tiro de un puente devido a problemas familiares
si ya leiste esto deves copiar y pegar
en otros 5 videos mas o si no
nick vendra por toda tu familia
haslo o moriran porfavor hasme caso
yo lo lei y lo hise & si es verdad..la familia de un amigo murio hace una semana
por favor es to es estupido
tomimaster7 2 years ago
at 1:41 there is a pic of a girl with stars on her chest and has a belly button ring
boyfriendbryce 3 years ago
AWESOME!
i just watched the whole channel...
man, i want this on television!!!
vyti7 3 years ago
wow huh LOL . chck out my profile for more vids. W
connortookey 3 years ago
this is fuckin genius
lxPainIsBeautifulxl 3 years ago
HHahahahahaa
LuMoCdk 3 years ago
GAY
ILOVEMAXM 3 years ago
lol blog monkey u rock+DDDDD
thecasscade8 3 years ago
GO BLOG MONKEY!
lexxiie123 3 years ago 2
zomg at 1:41
orkein95 3 years ago 2
fukcn funny ahha
26thAngeL 3 years ago 3
and she wants the universe xD I luv that part
nalableu 3 years ago
1:41 mmmm nice
Unguidedone 3 years ago 3
LOL butt cleavage
cybrax21 3 years ago 4
its called thumbnail retard
djdjerojr 3 years ago
it was just a girl in a bikini
ernieernieernie15 3 years ago
oh man ! this's freaking funny XD i wanna see moree XD jajaj blog monkey rules!!
omardrox 3 years ago
YAAAAAY! so funny!
digiplexone 3 years ago
I love this show!
costumegrl 3 years ago
DANNY NORIEGAAAAA!=D
thatsanawesome7 3 years ago
I loved the bloopers @ the end. I think that u should've had more.
CuteSheltie 3 years ago 3
I totally agree BageStudios. you guys are pretty funny yourselves!
costumegrl 3 years ago 2
haah :D
Love it :b
BageStudios 3 years ago 4
LOL!
digiplexone 3 years ago
Aww mon cherie! =D
Murjoe16 3 years ago 2
ROTFLMFAO i laughed so hard after hearing blog monkey said Bai Ling was arrested at the airport for shoplifting a playgirl magazines and a pack of batteries "A PACK of Batteries" LMFAO what for she steal it
UncleDomesticAsshoIe 4 years ago
spank the blooper monkey! we want so much more bloopers,that laugh is like a virus!!!!!
jamierourketen 4 years ago
Cool stuff :)
Id lurve to see more blooper material too. that was so funny
jc79990 4 years ago 2
blog monkey sux balls and is in all ways stuppid and i dont find it funny in any way.
p56f 4 years ago
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Gotta believe me! i seen her nude at
hottiegonutty.com_
Milaeganado 4 years ago
Hilarious!! Well done!
batfish1225 4 years ago 4
ooh yes, Blog Monkey MUST continue.
Mariangello 4 years ago 9
she's only 16... I did not know that! ROFL!!
TheWizardKs 4 years ago 2
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Close your eyes and count to 60, open and say the name of the person you want to be with forever... Say his or her name 10 times then say yours 3 times... This up coming Friday your dream guy or girl will come up to you or call you or tell you when to call him or her and say 'I want to be with you forever...' It works, trust me... Post this in 5 videos or this will never happen (i did not start it)
nemo3021 4 years ago
o_O ur the best comment replier i've seen. awesome videos u have there.
Nasfaru 4 years ago 6
You ain't seen nothin' yet, Nasfaru! I'm just getting warmed up.
-Blog Monkey
omovies 4 years ago
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lised up blog monkey. I have seen threw the puppet and scraped the top of the ice berg. The blog monkey is in fact a black nerd and is trying to gain reputation and most of all . So i would like to say to all you smoking chiks that if you want to hear funny stuff you can always come over for my place and ill read you jokes of the internet
p56f 4 years ago
pussy. He aslo has his finger up his ars when he speacs that is why the stupid voice. I have also seen the super hot chiks that are grupies of this mostrous pupet. Especially the brunet east european chik( she is smoking). ( if you se this message pliiiss post naked pic to me )
p56f 4 years ago
Hey p56f, Go get your own hot chicks, you dumbass Swedish meatball!
-Blog Monkey
omovies 4 years ago
...or an english book for that matter..-_- what the hell?
Nasfaru 4 years ago
lol oo shit a response!!
monsterdude79 4 years ago
Calling Him and Me (Blog bear) a "Puppet" as you call it is RACISM!
-Blog Bear
thpunkmaster 3 years ago
funniest videoz on the tube lol.. the accent?.. sounds so brooklyn-only we use "shmuck" lmao
thickmawitdapple 4 years ago 3
so whos doing the paris in jail :)
bananagirl123422 4 years ago
it should be simon cow-ward
XBadDreams 4 years ago
who is the model in bikini that dances?? can you show her face too..
vampireatnight 4 years ago
Go to our myspace (link in sidebar) and in our top friends see Brigie and Julia. They are the two Blog Monkey bikini girls!
omovies 4 years ago
1:21 is the best
vidmaker2010 4 years ago
getting better!
jamierourketen 4 years ago 2
See our video Paris in Jail!
omovies 4 years ago
BEST SHIT EVER!!!
Elguapo 4 years ago 2
LOVE YOU Elguapo!
hey, does that mean..the batshit?
-blog monkey
omovies 4 years ago
Yea now this is cool..dude..not that gay..i don't say it suck because is gay..But because he don't know ho to do things funny.....Now this ea this monkey is cool and funny... I don't piss off if this monkey disturb me......Cool 5*****.....
DrAgonBull2all 4 years ago
No country for old men kicked ass
bargg 4 years ago
You're right bargg, it was pretty good but I didn't know it was Josh Brolin dead in the motel. He looked like one of the Mexican guys. Anyone else get confused there?
-Blog Monkey
omovies 4 years ago
hey i definately voted for you! yall defenatly won there IS no contest...yall WON!!!!!!!!!!
CDPfilms 4 years ago
Calling all Youtubers! If you like Blog Monkey please help us and vote for our video, PARIS IN JAIL, nominated for Best Comedy of 2007 by Youtube! Click the link in the sidebar and follow the crazy process to vote!
omovies 4 years ago
omovies, you have my vote !! Too bad you didn't have more vids listed - I would have giving you all the votes :) Blog Monkey ROCKS !!
mcdob69 4 years ago
yeah, i'll vote for you. When you see me, better run!!
entertainmentgiant 4 years ago
HHAHAHA
i went ape on a sex tape!?
izknowzy 4 years ago 4
DR Phil shes 16...
ahhaha
ColdOne92 4 years ago 9
Simon Cow, Skunky Skankowitz, This is just wrooonnnngg, Pepe Le Peu, it's all too funny. To the haters, c'mon, let's not judge. Have we learned nothing from Dr. Phil?
daryl060761 4 years ago 2
omovies,being a youtube member 4 quite some time now i know how to truely appreciate quality videos.AND BLOG MONKEY HAS THE BEST SHOW ON THE WEB!!!! please make more.
P.S. I SUBSCRIBED! If u could write me mail or reply to this comment i would be truely honored. I <3 Blog Monkey and u 2 omovies.
Your #1 Fan, AvesGoaly60
AvesGoaly60 4 years ago 3
i love blg monkey
ShutUpNtellMe 4 years ago 2
blog monkey i the funniest shit i have seen in a while please make more episodes. hell yeah
tyman69696969 4 years ago
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A few years ago, two parents went out for dinner. A few hours later, the babysitter was calling to ask if she could cover up the clown statue in the kids' room, the father said,"Take the kids and get out of the house. We'll call the police, we don't have a clown statue." The "clown statue" is really a killer that escaped from jail. If you don't post this letter on to 10 videos tonight, the clown will be in your bed at 3:00 am with a chainsaw in his hand
CaptainSamGarrison 4 years ago
LMAO at 1:22. Makes you wonder what the batteries are for!! Blog Monkey, you're a genius. Funniest thing on you tube, bar none. A++++++++++++++
daryl060761 4 years ago 3
Please monkey, I want some more.
-Oliver
coolgizmoman 4 years ago 3
Just showing some Friday love to my favorite monkey!
costumegrl 4 years ago 3
suck my 8==D
easyway500 4 years ago
LOVE Blog Monkey and EVERYTHING that comes from OMOVIES. You guys are the best on YOU TUBE!!!
LenaZavaroniFAN 4 years ago 3
What a hoot!! Or, should I say, "What hooters!!" Keep it up!!
olr333 4 years ago 3
good
nissemajs 4 years ago 3
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ill tell u the truth homersexual monkey cows HAVE FUCKING 4 STOMACHS
PS ur a big noob and great stuff ur a lucky money to get nice figured girl
muddertate 4 years ago
lol simon cow.
hiandhappy 4 years ago 5
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Fucking Retarded.
groovenics 4 years ago
damn, you are frickin' hilarious!
ttmab7 4 years ago 2
another awesome blog, blog monkey
waatewha 4 years ago
Who is the girl with that great figure....lucky monkey!
dojufitz 4 years ago 2
Brigette Boulay! Google her. You know you want to.
brocatbro 4 years ago 2
i thought cows had 4 stomachs
LilMunchlax 4 years ago 2
Four, six, who's counting?
omovies 4 years ago
impecable
danielpuntocano 4 years ago 2
THIS IS SO FUNY!
I subscribed for sure!
nguyennn 4 years ago
Calling all Youtubers! Please subscribe to OMOVIES and we will subscribe to you. It'll be a freakin' subscribefest!
(make sure to leave a comment or send an email so we know you subscribed.)
omovies 4 years ago
oke i will
TheDutchrocks 4 years ago
i subed sub back kk omovies?
FireCapePk 4 years ago
Amanda OverMyer or as i like to call . . . !
i didnt get this part !
MoreLithium 4 years ago
This is absolutely hilarious!
mxpxboy 4 years ago 3
hahaahh 'laugh with the monkey'
favourite part. :)
misscupcake1 4 years ago 2
That's funny you caught that!
omovies 4 years ago
omg whens the next episode comin out? I freakin LUV this show!!!!!!
makeupsbreakups 4 years ago 2
Get a noose - and hang yourself.
KodiakSquid 4 years ago
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MoreLithium 4 years ago
my face hurts from laughing
holla shit!!
fferdinandfan 4 years ago
pause at 2:12 hilarious xD
RythemMaster08 4 years ago 2
the girl at the half of the vid is the best yet
Blackspartan 4 years ago
thats some awesome monkey puppet
soobybabe 4 years ago
soobybabe, who the hell you callin a puppet???
-blog monkey
omovies 4 years ago
love the simian
whens the obama/hillary stuff?
rancherjoey2 4 years ago
loved it, blog monkey rules
Kienn85 4 years ago
make sure what the batteries are for..brbrbr...
ataibei 4 years ago
holy shit...best episode ever!
Ludibrium 4 years ago 6
Man U got me shocked ! 2 new episodes ! U Rock !
MoreLithium 4 years ago 3
Pwnage Video
Nightninja3 4 years ago 3
haha this was pretty damn funny
Benrumsey 4 years ago 4
this is fucking shit
1mb0123d 4 years ago
I don't fuck shit! That is gross...oh..wait. Ok. yeah I do. It's a chimp thing.
-blog monkey
omovies 4 years ago
how is this gay you freak?
rancherjoey2 4 years ago 3
Gay!
2244881616 4 years ago
I'm not Gay! that was one night, in vegas, he had bananas, I'm only human...geez!!!
-blog monkey
omovies 4 years ago
Not funny at all.
thecobra39 4 years ago
yousuck
danameporker 4 years ago
ur a fag you dirty cunt anyway bitches watch ma vids woooooooooo
Iggumz 4 years ago
The best blogger on the web paws down!
coolgizmoman 4 years ago
That was funny
irartist 4 years ago
i hate monkey
SabsabiTV 4 years ago
fuck HER
bornforrock 4 years ago 2
fuck you
flipperrrulez 4 years ago 3
The Dr. Phil Sex Tape Now Playing as a video response!
omovies 4 years ago
crap
PuroMotagua 4 years ago
the chick is hot
monkeysam1 4 years ago 3
she really is, and that fact that she gets down like that is even hotter
jelaninoel 4 years ago 3
hey dont listen to these other fagget's. i know how much work goes into making a video. this was really good.
Maziyar 4 years ago
LoL, Dr. Phil.
darkrock23 4 years ago
pause 1:41
IxEntrnlix 4 years ago 3
oh snap
ohbabythatstasty 4 years ago 2
Worst anything ever.
Simpleton021 4 years ago
Loser ass faggots. Not even funny. You you think this is funny, then burn in hell!
KingBoyd8 4 years ago
it's so stubit!!!
Tioman88 4 years ago
very good lol
rumrich 4 years ago
The monkey is Gandalf!
CitadelGuardian 4 years ago 2
ROFLMAO
Cursedfly 4 years ago 2
How cool is this?!! Skunky Skankowitz! hahaha LOL AROTF!!!! A++++++++ Subscribe me up, bitch!
daryl060761 4 years ago
amazing, and too much :D :D
Lacktardo 4 years ago
Funny >Funny>funny HAHAHAHA
GYUSL 4 years ago
funny as hell!!!!
fattypocho 4 years ago
i like
UsaXPk 4 years ago
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A few years ago, two parents went out for dinner. A few hours later, the babysitter was calling to ask if she could cover up the clown statue in the kids' room, the father said,"Take the kids and get out of the house. We'll call the police, we don't have a clown statue." The "clown statue" is really a killer that escaped from jail. If you don't post this letter on to 10 videos tonight, the clown will be in your bed at 3:00 am with a chainsaw in his hand(soo sry 'bout this, clowns=scarey)
emaaal 4 years ago
LOL!
absolute nightmare..
skunky SKANKOWHITZ!
vaba300 4 years ago
the german idols are much better :p
mushyushy 4 years ago
stupit
mushyushy 4 years ago
No need for the bikini thumbnails anymore! I'd click on anything with Blog monkey!
TYL3Rdurden 4 years ago
hahahaha cool monkey man! i want one too!XD
BiGbEaR2070 4 years ago
THE DR. PHIL SEX TAPE NOW PLAYING!
omovies 4 years ago
get rid of the monkey and show more of the chics
dapeach317 4 years ago
LOLLLL its funnyXD
shippoou 4 years ago 2
Dead on for the nominees -- funny stuff guys!
ShingH 4 years ago 2
guess what the batteries are for LOL :D
Taruball 4 years ago 2
I HATE HEATHER MILLS
lord2of2the2cards2 4 years ago 2
yah, i dated her too, oh man, did what a banshee!!
blog monkey
omovies 4 years ago
fuck the monkey
samirtemptation 4 years ago
Teehee!
sandsk8r 4 years ago
Poor little girl!
/watch?v=CwESEN6605o
featured in my folder.
Lapaixchezvous 4 years ago
I actually watched the whole video. I kinda liked it.
lrlbox21 4 years ago
simon cow is my fav
KatieYamada 4 years ago
Hooray for Jamie Spears butt cleavage!
philetofsoul 4 years ago
Dude, like... wtf?
You should've kept the old intro. It was way better.
But, who gives a sh__? =)
rykall 4 years ago
still makes me smile-please, more BM, do not stop!
rancherjoey2 4 years ago
I for one, would like to say that this video is simultanelously immature, insipid, and in questionable taste...but I'm WAY too busy laughing my ASS off!! LOL, nice work, gang, I'm hooked! Funny, funny, funny :)
singularity9 4 years ago 2
Loved that comment singularity9, you sucked me in with the negative vibe and then came over the top with a praise. Well executed. Hey, i need writers! -Blog Monkey
omovies 4 years ago
lol :) Hey, imagine that! I need a JOB!!! Let's talk!
singularity9 4 years ago
My peeps will call your peeps!
omovies 4 years ago
lol drop me an email here on youtube. :)
singularity9 4 years ago
can you fix the sound? i mean when you change the topic the music kinda loud it hurt my ears and i dropped my ice-cream :(
hydehk 4 years ago
Hmm a monkey talking shit about famous retards that shouldnt be famous anyways. Shit im in. Pretty funny too. Plus boobs are pretty awesome.
IAmRockGod 4 years ago
I can't say I care too much for these. I can't put my finger on it; they just don't do it for me.
I hope you guys do more music videos. Those kicked ass.
DarthBobCat 4 years ago
don't sweat it darth, i dig ya, something for everyone--
-blog monkey
ps: suck it!
pss: just kidding
omovies 4 years ago
whose the girl at 1:41
mrrape 4 years ago
Love this show. I have watched every episode.
Forsakenangel24 4 years ago
paris hilton is below you. lame. 2 stars.
joewheelar 4 years ago
I am below paris, and she LOVES IT! OH YEEEAaahhh!!
-"Blog Monkey"
omovies 4 years ago