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  • ME SPEAKA NO ENGRISH

  • 你好吗?他马的!!!!!!!!!!

  • fuck you fuck you fuck you mother and you family,do you know this video makes americans look down on our chinese,you lose the china's face,我只想说美国人能听懂吗? Can americans understand what he says?

  • @Criminal110s fuck you too buddy.

  • @tinifcarter come on. I am waiting for you....and where are you?

  • @Criminal110s oh did you bother to read the descriptions?

  • @Criminal110s so you are gay...

  • @tinifcarter ...i am not gay.......I find it difficult to express a sentence in English........so i say "fuck" is not to you,it's to him who is on the screen......if something is harmful to you,i will say "sorry" to you! These sentences may have a lot of grammatical errors. but i translate it by google.......ehhhhhh

  • Chinese inside english...ENGCEPTION! O.O

  • where can I find the teacher, I want to come to him to learn perfect English.

  • 笑抽了!

  • Are you kidding?

  • 30 people cannot speak perfect English

  • I'm chinese ~ i speak both english and mandarin ~ i cant understand him ~ at all ~

  • hahaha i like his confidence.

  • this is a joke right?

  • If you are serious, you lose

  • I'm chinese! But I think your english is actually bull shit!!!

  • @RobertoJia You don't know my English, the guy in the video is not me. Besides, why don't you go read the description of the video?

  • @tinifcarter Oh, ok!, awfully sorry! I didn't see that. Cause I just saw one-third of your video.... cause I just can't stand that guy's ridiculous pronunciation... and the theme seems like that guy wanna teach the others English.. That strikes me a lot... ok, my fault! Sorry! oh, by the way, I speak english, french, and a little japanese...

  • @RobertoJia How about Chinese?

  • @tinifcarter What I wanna say is that as foreign languages, I speak these 3 languages... I'm a chinese, so technically I speak Chinese...lol

    Ok, If I said something really wrong, I'm terribly sorry for that,ok ? And I didn't say anything about believing u or not. Moreover,it's not my business, and even not your business at all... So just calm down, man!! And from now on, I won't reply to your comment any more... It's 23:46 in France, I gotta sleep... Just easy, man! Have a nice day,then..

  • @RobertoJia hmm, interesting how you knew if I am calm.

  • @tinifcarter i think he needs to calm, cuz he wrotes paragraphs after each of your 1 line replies lol

  • I think this is parody

  • i dont mind paying for this. More like entertain class than english class much? lmao

  • This is HILARIOUS. Successaaaa!

    Only Stupid people take this seriously and give bad comments.

  • what the ?!

  • This is just for laugh

  • theres nothing wrong with his english.. its his pronunciation..

  • GAHAHAHA I love the ending!

  • I think his place is quite close to where im from, lol

  • LOL

  • its actually not that bad, imagine a white guy speaking chinese, prob about the same

  • @Superkitkatable a white guy speaking chinese would be MUCH worse. lol

  • @Superkitkatable i think a white guy to speak chinese would be worse!

  • @sicojuy No way! Most foreigners who have that level of grammar/vocabulary in Mandarin have a far better accent than this guy, who is obviously a joker. Reason being Chinese learn English from Chinese teachers with imperfect English, whereas foreigners learn Chinese from Chinese natives.

  • My speshety and asserperteeseh isokosobekuh purrfacka eenglisha.

    i telg tem teh seekereta isa congfidens

  • luukeh intuh maiheh eyezuh, theesuh isuh confidenceuh

  • looker into my eye死, this死 is死 confiden死 ... ROFL OMGWTFBBQ this is epic!

  • long live 瓦房店

    U NO ,there r 200 kinds of Chinese accent english in china.

  • he can be a master in Japan

  • 條友d英文可以再好d-,-

  • wtf with his school URL

  • Look into my eyes, this is confidence!!

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  • hahaha,northern chinese accent,

  • It's not cantonese accent=_=

    It's mandarin accent

  • hahahahahahaha............... funnyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

  • 哥们,shangdong's brother?

    so prefect!!

  • OMG! th english so bad still wan to teach eng?! 

  • "Follow me, into the bright-ta future and-er perfect-ter Eng-a-li-sha!" I love his conviction.

  • "Look-a into my eyes-uh! This--a is-uh confeee-dunzuh!"

  • lolol fucking cunt

  • when I hear him speak for some reason I think of Jar Jar Binx O_o lmao

  • look into my eyes...this is confidence =.= 

  • is he the teacher of peter chao?

  • hahah I can't stop laughing

  • I don't understand at all.

  • i speak the perfect ingrish

  • I guess he is not from HK, I am more then 200% sure he is from mainland china. In HK people accent are easier to listen then this........."English Ku Fu Master"!

  • Perfect-e Engalish that needs-a Subtitles-a !

  • "i'll be very STRICTKEDE with you~".

    i can speake like him after watching numerous times, He's from Hong Kong with cantonese accent. Nothing wrong bout his accente as he is trying to pronounce all the words correctly.

    watch for the words ending with "k" and "t" etc.

  • @DjSpArCo He's having the north Chinese accent, not cantonese. This place Wafangdian is a city in Liaoning province. If you don't know where Liaoning is, go Google.

  • @DjSpArCo Definitely not Cantonese/ Hong Kong accent. it's mainland china accent.

  • @DjSpArCo obviously ,he has a perfect northern chinese accent.

  • @DjSpArCo thats sooo not canto. its like mainland accent

  • @DjSpArCo hahahhahahaha,,, lol, i so wana go attend his school, this is the coolest asian guy,,,, and are you people who are critsizing him, knock it off,.... this video is supposed to be funny, he is not actually serious about the school, he has just made a funny video,,,,

  • his english was fine, the only thing i can't stand it was his pose, he was like keep posing pose at the video lols. wanted to let the cameraman shot him until he got famous into the model world. ohh.. :x

  • @MakiiPika LOL..... He was trying to use those poses to make himself look cooler. But indeed, they only make him funnier.

  • this is brilliant

  • you must be bloody joking right....what a muppet

  • He adds a "a" to the back of every word.

    Eg : This = This-a Confidence = Confidence-a

  • i think the way he speaks english with his sentence phrasing is appropriate and

    adequate . Its only the accent that he has which makes it

    looks as if he is a very bad english speaker. Well just my opinion.

  • @icedance ur opinion is correct

  • @icedance True that. the guy's got the grammar. but the accent. he's a good speaker for a chink.

  • lol very funny :)

  • He's faking it! LOL

    Look at the description :D

  • "Look in to my eyes

    This is confidence."

    I just feel like smacking you after you say you are teaching perfect english. -.-

  • @tinifcarter - hey, just a suggestion.. I think your website address is too lengthly.. People may either can't remember, or will just give up typing. =)

  • c'on everyone, look into his eyes. rolling on floor alrd**

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  • OMGosh... Hello! the guy in the video! can you please brush up your ENGLISH! Is surprizingly 'good' okay?! yes, i admit my speaking of english isn't good too, i even don't dare to speak much as i know my english isn't good, but YOURS are even worst then mines!!! and you dare to do this type of Advertisment?!?! OMGosh! you are so thick face! I'm so "PROUD" of you!

  • @karying150 Proud of you, too. Buddy.

  • @tinifcarter thank you lol.

  • @karying150 cant u hear he's fakin. he really is a master. seriously. he controlled his rhythm and emphasized really well...

  • @uknol yea, but not on the phase and the flow of the vocab/composition which teach during primary/elementry schools.

  • @karying150 @karying150 nope. the phrasings and the wordings are just fine. 'which are taught' * :)

  • @uknol Singapore primary schools never 'teach' us that we must 'walk into the door' cause its impossible unless you are sprits. they 'teaches' us to 'open and walk pass the door and closes it'.

  • @karying150 errrhhh... yeah...and in secondary schools, they teach us to be abstract and more sophisticated in expressing

  • @karying150 It's a joke...

    Description~~ :D

  • @karying150 他的英语发音的确不怎么样,但是我很佩服他,so confidence!我不相信你敢这这样说英语,并放到you­tube,所以请不要随便就藐视别人!!

  • @sicojuy 我并没有藐视他。我是一位不会说英文的新加坡人。所以我从来都不­说一句英文, 也不会做这一类的ads。

  • u must be kidding.. reallly have this school?? LOL!!

  • come suck my dick u na bei chee bye u think u fucking pro si bo i tell u the secret is SUCK MY DICK

  • @ubjon cheers fellow singaporean!

  • come suck my dick u na bei chee bye u think u fucking pro si bo

  • a point here, how does a person actually 'forgets' all his english when he walks INTO your door?

  • i would like to see u english speakin guys takin the piss try speak chinese with no accent...

  • 'Enter into the door' is already bad english

  • the website does not exist

  • Hee-uh-larry-yas-uh.

  • END CONSONANTS FTW

  • Lmao nice english you got there.''Real Master''

  • Some people are just lain LAME.

    Real master Gordon.. lol wth r u trying to od here?!

  • perfect english.. but it's too bad it is not so perfect pronounciation..

  • i will fail my english if i walk into your door

  • @mourinho88 His grammar is good! Just the way it sounds is not usual.

  • This guy sounds Italian to me.  But @skillless you're right.

  • Hey at least it they aren't like dumbass americans that learn English and ONLY english. 2 or more languages is the way to go. No wonder multi-languaged people get better jobs.

  • XD LOL!

  • LMFAO<----- can u explain wat this mean!? master!!

  • I don't think this falls within the boundaries of accents. He is turning every last consonant into a syllable.

  • this is bullshit. He cant even pronounce expertise properly. Look at him, he is a joke.

  • Enjoying English? When he said "I will be strict with you", the only stuff I think of is TORMENT!!!!!

  • WTF!!!

  • yeah.. its just the accent... dun make fun of him...

  • hey u your english is poor den a primary kid lo... stop act like your english very good. go die.

  • @lynnwenwen thats a bit harsh. he s just tryin to help people no need to tell him to go die.

  • come to the bright, enter into my door. great eng there dude (Y)

  • omg his accents so funnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnyyyyyyyy­yy lmao

  • lol, the link is fake. =[

  • If i want a "Reeeeeeaaaaaaalllllllll" Master , I get "Peter Chao" to teach meh .!

  • Look-er into-a my eyes-si, this-a is-a confidence-si

  • his mouth must be damn smelly.

  • @codetube17 Why?

  • his english is so bad that this vid mus be a joke.

  • school population - 0 (updated)

  • Chinese people can pronounce the letter "L". Only Japs speak "Engrish"

  • Actually, maybe he's batter than most of the Chinese. Just a little bit strange. English is not very common in mainland China. As I am one of the Chinese. In HK but not in mainland China.

  • harrow.. harrow..ni how...OMG...u speak perferte engrish.....your excpertise amazed me...

  • @calvinlee10 Just FYI, u r speaking Korean English

  • @tinifcarter LOL!!

  • This is one of the best clip i have seen in years, EXPERTESS!! SEETRICTY with you

  • Walk into my door? Shouldn't it be work through my door?

  • @paralinable Yeah, Keep "Working", buddy

  • Ah-a Master-a Gordon-a, Your-a English-a is-a not-a good-a.

  • Master Gordon....i want register

  • Lol...Wat A Dumb Fuck...Fucking Fagot...Eng my ass..

  • There's not really right or wrong accent. It's just that people prefer a type of accent over another.

  • @skillless You've got it.

  • LMAO! What a dumbfuck! Cannot believe this asshole can be running an english school! What a BG JOKE! HAhahahah

  • HAHA! FAIL!

  • shit. this guy is awesome. i wanna go to this school... i need condidence. not confidence.

  • Is this guy serious??

  • I make sure that this guy will not be able to get his master in wa fang dian... Oi you Master Gordon be prepare to take my challenge from Singapore... I will challenge you in wa fang dian see who will open the most english school for the students to learn perfect english.

  • HAHAHAHAHA!!!! This will be the future of China speaking "English" citizens all the best XD!!!

  • yea real master, master of jokes.

  • he knows hower to speaker perfecta englisha..

  • Where's the english? All i hear is chinaglish.

  • OMG SOUNDS LIKE LULU FROM THE NOOSE!

  • english school? sounds more like some feng shui school!

  • Notice the only words he breezes through and pronounces properly are "WAFANGDIAN" xD

  • farkin lousy english...fark la!

  • All Aboard The Failbus.

  • this is obviously a joke if u actually bothered to try typing the url

  • Perfect wtf english for the whole world to enjoy!

  • have a GREAT urge to punch right in his "confidence"

  • LOL this is a perfect example of overconfidence

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  • lol wtf sia

  • I rather put my life on the line to learn English from Chuck Norris than to learn from you.

  • if i went to his school i would fail every exam.

  • the website doesn't exist. just a joke

  • It's... a joke. Idiots.

  • Holy crap i hope no one learn from this guy here. Haha.