I had 2011 XJL. If you are considering of buying one of these, DON'T!!!!! unless you love driving your new Jaaaaaag to dealer every week AND being embarrassingly towed to dealer twice.
On a trip in my friend's car today, we were in a jam. There was a Jag in front of us and I went "Oh look, it's a Jaaaaaag!". He looked at me as if I needed to up my happy pills...
it's so horrible b/c its kinda true. I know a man that would do that with his wife...and literally it fits him to a T b/c he does own a JAAAAAAAAGGG!!!!
Since this episode I've been wanting to get a Jaaaag , an S-Type I could then drive past speed cameras speeding but it would be ok because I'd have a Jaaaaag!
I personally would like two versions of the xj, The original (muscle car saloon) and the modern version so people can have a choice between old and the new!
Dunno why Tony Blair doesn't just go "Awfully sorry about the war in Iraq, by the way, did I mention I've got a jaaaaggggg!!" and no one would care anymore.
Sorry but nope (would take quite a while to upload from my connection, and I'm not sure about the legality), you could probably find it on a torrent site such as The Pirate Bay though.
I drive a Jaguar. Its not tame yet, but Im working on it.
maneatingtoilets 13 hours ago
I am going to get top comment because I drive a JJJJJJAAAAAGGGGGG
boycout 1 day ago
I am sorry I ran over your dog. In my JAAAAAAAAG.
ItsDouglasLam 2 days ago
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I'm gonna run over Justin Bieber BUT THE POLICE DONT CARE BECAUSE im in my JAAAAAAGGGGG
jhvidss 6 days ago
I'm going to Italy during the summer... In a JAAAAAG
Ferrari73703 1 week ago
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PooPoo2U 2 days ago
@Ferrari73703: Nobody cares if it isn't your Jaaaaag.
PooPoo2U 2 days ago
James May's jaaaaaag kills it a little bit
jkgill1 1 week ago in playlist Liked videos
3 people have a MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORRIS
MrHimuraChan 2 weeks ago
im terribly sorry i run over your son......in my JAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAG
GreekWarrior21 2 weeks ago 6
@TopGearSurfer you can run him over in Kia and people will still love you :)
Halliday57 2 weeks ago
clarksons first jaaag.. LOL
ang00se1 2 weeks ago
hammond's Jaaaaag xd
sakura5sango6 2 weeks ago
I had 2011 XJL. If you are considering of buying one of these, DON'T!!!!! unless you love driving your new Jaaaaaag to dealer every week AND being embarrassingly towed to dealer twice.
Sitti2300 3 weeks ago
The two people who disliked this video are 2 Jerks who drive Mercs.
redmr2na 3 weeks ago
It's so awesome that Charlie Sheen drove a jag in two and a half men
hockeystud999 3 weeks ago
i want a JAAAAAAAAAAG now xD
DoILookSerious 3 weeks ago
Sorry i fucked your daughter... in my JAAAAAAAAAGG
enverelkeda 4 weeks ago 11
2 people "give a pig's arse about all that diesel stuff!"
kinggamer35 1 month ago
I'm gonna run over Justin Bieber... In my JAAAAAAGGGGG
TopGearSurfer 1 month ago 64
I love the guy the find with a Jaag, is excatly the guy i had in mind thinking of a man with a Jaaaaaag
90Daaaannnneeee 1 month ago
EXACTLY its a JagUar not a Jagwar dumb fuck YANKS ...now im of to warm up the JAAAAG
scottishninja93 1 month ago 3
@scottishninja93 the new jagwar is made from aloominum and runs on gas. i,ll stick to the old xjr with petrol.
userwl2850 3 weeks ago
2 people drive a hyundai equuis
dukeboy1998 1 month ago
I believe the word he was looking for was cantankerous
soloseeker77 1 month ago
"My girlfriend unfortunately gave birth..................IN MY JAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAG!!!!
y2achris 1 month ago 4
who gives a pig s ass about that diesel shit
alek493 1 month ago 4
Sorry i forgot something, i'll go get it from the jaaaaaaag.
miniadult12 1 month ago
@miniadult12 but he is in a JAAAAAAAAG!!! He is forgiven :D
DavidW894 1 month ago
@DavidW894 lol
miniadult12 1 month ago
i'll warm up the JAAAAAAG
alleegasse123 1 month ago
I took a piss. In my JAAAAAAG...
holyhell553 1 month ago
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holyhell553 1 month ago
@holyhell553 Lol shit comment. Try again idiot.
TupacX2Pak 1 month ago
@holyhell553 Fuck off with arrow in the knee jokes, so old
miniadult12 1 month ago
JAAAAAAAG'S frame is shit!!!!!
Clear162 1 month ago
I got the moves like a JAAAAAAAG
ChrisMolyneaux93 1 month ago 69
1:04 XD best part XD
xWxDROIDxWx 1 month ago
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xWxDROIDxWx 1 month ago
I took an arrow in the knee... In my jaaaaaaaaag...
mrcoleman1991 2 months ago
so much SWAAAAAGGG
rachitballer 2 months ago 3
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@rachitballer That swag shit is the stupidest crap that I've seen come from the current generation of teens.
HeistPvP 1 month ago
1:07 = They see me derpin...
mioloprode 2 months ago
On a trip in my friend's car today, we were in a jam. There was a Jag in front of us and I went "Oh look, it's a Jaaaaaag!". He looked at me as if I needed to up my happy pills...
yugisr 2 months ago
my dad has broken his JAAAAAAAAAAG!!!
alecdepalect 2 months ago
It's a JAAAAAG
firefly56458 2 months ago
i love the way Jeremy says Jaaaaaaaag
jperson56 3 months ago
2 people got ran over by a JAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAG
PKMovies127 3 months ago 2
2 people ran over a dog in a reliant robin not a jaaaaaaaaaaaaaag!!!
sanjayj1432 3 months ago 5
Why doesn't Richard shut up, when Jeremy is making a joke about the Jaaaaggggg :-)
SuperStig1992 3 months ago
I crashed into your house......in my jaaaaaag.
LOL
Koomenguy 3 months ago
I watched this over 20 times in the past hour and I am still rolling on the floor :D
Muzgar15 3 months ago
Exacly know what the are on about.
i had a "best friend" who had a Jag, and
while I was in hospital due to a motorcycle accident,
he dated my girl friend and...
Well, anyway. He had a JAAAAAG.
CarlBank250 3 months ago
in my JAAAAAAG lol
laughingladiesshowx 3 months ago
i love the jag thing ofcourse but am i the only one noticing that hammond is wriggling around like he has to go to the bathroom really quickly?
TheSaphiraGirl 3 months ago
it's so horrible b/c its kinda true. I know a man that would do that with his wife...and literally it fits him to a T b/c he does own a JAAAAAAAAGGG!!!!
TheEmilyJoyce 3 months ago
"Oh come on, nobody gives a pig's arse about all that diesel stuff!" XDXDXDXDXD
TheFerrarifan458 3 months ago 2
Too bad most people thinking they got a kick ass car actually drive a silly, pimped out, VOLKSWAAAAAAGONNN..
LaurensMalterMagic 4 months ago
I drove into your home and I crushed your 3D HD TV you just got. WHAT!? In my Jaaaaaag..... oh that's ok, accidents happen.
MyVideoGameWorld 4 months ago
Since this episode I've been wanting to get a Jaaaag , an S-Type I could then drive past speed cameras speeding but it would be ok because I'd have a Jaaaaag!
emsrecords 4 months ago
has anyone stoppin by this video got a jaaaaaaag?
dazzaboy04 4 months ago
i bet anyone would just stop whatever their doing, no matter what it is, to take a joyride if it was in a jaaag.
zenthex1234 4 months ago
clarkson is only english i have seen/heard saying "INDIA" THE RIGHT WAY! OR ELSE every other guys goes on say "iiiiiindia"
mohit1224 4 months ago
ho gives a pigs ass about all that diesel stuff!!
since this episode they always refer to jaquar as a jaaaaaaaaag
salland12 5 months ago
I ran over your Doooooog, in my Jaaaaag
WarningSign1000 5 months ago
LOL Stabbists
fezza112 5 months ago
Indian Jag. That's just wrong. It isn't a real Jaaaaaaaaaag if it isn't British!
MacGyver920 6 months ago
0:56 love the way he says jaag then. it sounds like: ddjalg
Sasori327 6 months ago
1 person doesnt have a jaaaaaag
VivaLaNick335 6 months ago 2
sorry mr president, i didnt mean to run you over, i was too busy admiring my Jaaaaaaaag..!
metalraider187 6 months ago
I've always wanted a Jag. Then I could say, "How about I pick you up at 7:00...in my Jaaaaagg."
primalaye 6 months ago
So great, i'm gonna get a Jaggggggggggggggggggggggggggggg
sandythebear 8 months ago
judge im sorry for street racing. its ok because you've got a JAAAAAAAAAAAG 0:57
mikuz007 9 months ago
I go to London, in my Jaaaaaaaag
IanEduardoMeneses 10 months ago
I just did a driveby, killing dozens of people....................in my Jaaaaaaaaaaaag.
ChargerJeff87 10 months ago
"Forget the sort of stabbists..."
KillerHelix 10 months ago 4
@theninjaswerehere do it in any car lol
eduern 11 months ago
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ketelaarproducties10 1 year ago
1:02 - 1:07 ;)
sage100698 1 year ago
@theninjaswerehere come take my jaaaaag and do it plzzz
rastaman91 1 year ago
Why have a Mercedes or BMW when you can buy a Jaguar and tell everyone that you've got a Jaaaaaaaaaag. XD
jeffm1971 1 year ago 4
evry time my dad sees a jag he will say jaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaag! lol :)
PLAYSTATIONBLOKE 1 year ago
1:07 hammonds face ;-D
DjPistabor 1 year ago 4
lol,i luv the way Jermy says Jaaag xD
TheDarkBlob 1 year ago 58
in my JAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAG
krank100 1 year ago
lol hammond at 1.06 is so funny =p
TheRonsta097 1 year ago
I got a JAAAAAAAAAG '94 xjs
julianbell90 1 year ago
hahahaha the " i ran over your dog, in my JAAAAAG..." part made me laugh xD hammond is so funny
MrCookieSeller 1 year ago 2
"It a Jaaaag" lol! I so want to own one one day.
thegreatbasher 1 year ago
Jeremy can annoy hammond about is height because he's got a JAAAAAAAGGGGG
dottorrent 1 year ago 2
I pick up chicks.... In my Jaaaaag!
Only the British can take the term "pigs ass" and make it sound so funny and classy at the same time.
7477238 1 year ago 2
I dodge my taxes... in my JAAAAAG!
09Krisman22 1 year ago 3
jjaaaaaaaaaaagggg!!!
ive been sayin that all week lol :D
mcjuvey1 1 year ago
I did your daughter.............. In my JAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAG!!!!
harris3693 1 year ago 422
@harris3693 LOL XD
TheFerrarifan458 3 months ago
I personally would like two versions of the xj, The original (muscle car saloon) and the modern version so people can have a choice between old and the new!
harris3693 1 year ago
LOL!!!
"I'm terribly sorry I ran over your dog, OOH, In my Jaaaaag" hahahaa!!! That's so fucking priceless :D:D
Lancer2884 2 years ago 7
Hammond's laugh at 1:23 is really quite cute!
Azlak0507 2 years ago 2
Dunno why Tony Blair doesn't just go "Awfully sorry about the war in Iraq, by the way, did I mention I've got a jaaaaggggg!!" and no one would care anymore.
Azlak0507 2 years ago 7
It's ok becuse i've got a JAAAAAAAG
skibean77 2 years ago 4
Jaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaag.
Wargene 2 years ago
"Aaaawflully, sory, Can you go and settle this while I warm up the jaaaaaaag"
Utterly hilarious clip
NFFCAlex1 2 years ago 8
who gives a pig's arse about that diesel stuff
menjoie 2 years ago 4
i'm terribly sorry i ran over your dog, in my Jaaaaaaag..
hamsterdance4lyf08 2 years ago 181
Jaaaaaaaagggg
10RideTheLightning10 2 years ago
LOL-
who likes the bugatti vayron(?)???
kelliiexuk 2 years ago 5
best car ever <3!!!
PiGlEt95FIX 2 years ago
@kelliiexuk
ME ME!! I Like bugatti veyron
beansterman1998 2 years ago
"he's got a jaaaaaaag" LMAO!!!
darkflame505 2 years ago 4
great video.
cant wait for the car !!!!!
toddagostini 2 years ago 3
It's a Jaaaaaag
Lambo6fo 2 years ago 2
can u upload the whole episode? good vid btw, the quality is pretty good
prateek523 2 years ago 14
Sorry but nope (would take quite a while to upload from my connection, and I'm not sure about the legality), you could probably find it on a torrent site such as The Pirate Bay though.
TFKyle 2 years ago 28
@TFKyle dude ...vid quality is good ...dw :) keep this up :):)
ExDijjj 1 year ago
@prateek523 i know im a little bit late xD but i think its season 13,episode 1 or 2
TheDarkBlob 1 year ago
@prateek523 streetfire. net
hrolfur12 4 months ago
@prateek523 You can see almost every episode on streetfire
RubenDM94 2 months ago