Velos

[llecho419ll]

anbread

[CameronWasmund]

i'm crying right now

[Gorbatsjov666]

mcdonaldz fault man, the saturated fat has gotten to his brain!

[ExMachinima1]

What rich commentary!

[JediEternal]

Look out, we got a badass over here.

[FragginSpAz]

Put the god damn fork down and go cry in paw's lap fatty

[TheHamhamman]

116 think retsupurea is going to hell

[pooponparade]

he caught you guys. you're inbred.

[a1b2m13]

Okay I don't really care if he's fat...but why does he have to zoom the camera so his fat face fills up the entire video frame? Doesn't he realize it only makes him look fatter?

[ManlyTwig]

I'm crying right now.

[Mutough]

Chris Chan gained a lot of weight.

[MisterHeroman]

@Mutough Nah, he's in jail now.

[Zalev]

internet tough man

[TehNSane1]

Ssh! Do you hear that?

It's the sound of butthurt.

[53knights]

is this the same kid who downed 40 pizza rolls at once?

[misjif2341]

Oh, gosh. This guy's scary. He might eat you.

[Therockster12]

Urban Dictionary: Inbred

[spybloom]

It always comes back to cock sucking...Why does it always come back to cock sucking?

[ValenM1997]

@spybloom EVERYTHING comes down to cock sucking, if it didn't there would be an apocolypse, imagine if the Nazi's didn't suck so much dick to get their popularity, they would have gone on a rampage

[Chitownson01]

Looks like he's about to cry at the end.

[armbullet]

at 0:27 he looks like he's contemplating eating the camera.

[dialamx1]

LOL! I love "Calm Down" at the very end when Jabba here was threatening to to make fun of their videos

[TempTombstone]

Your screen name is hors3porn08

Your argument is invalid

[HerpaDerpaDooo]

Shouldn't make fun of fat people, they already have enough on there plate.

[twistedzombie5]

hahahahahahaha i hate people like this

[TheHamhamman]

im fat and i hate the person who hates retsupurae

[itsthatoneguyright]

Why do fat people hate retsupurae?

[Humbug1990]

@itsthatoneguyright I'm fat and I love Retsupurae. This jackass however, should shut up even though it's 4 years old and he probably is dead already.

[ScreenName64]

This guy needs to get back to his soda reviews.

[SuperNerd000]

people, people, don't make fun of him cuz he's fat

make fun of him cuz he's an idiot

[Tcj333]

Is 'Imbred' what kids use?

[MrProdigalKnight]

least convincing death threats ever

[stinklesnapz]

can someone explain to me the 'did he eat rita' thing?

[FlapsItToTheLimit]

@stinklesnapz running gag that spawned from theri wrongpurae of dark seed 2

watch it dude, it's comedy gold

[sankunsama]

No sense of humor.

[EdgeHM]

It's like he's all quiet because he's afraid his parents will hear him making death threats at the internet.

[Merick123456789]

lol fat people are funny

and he will sit on you to death

[EddysAnimations]

This is an example of a nobody trying to be a somebody in the world.

[shrinenite]

I will kill you right now and you will go to hell you inbred asshole, hmmm that guy was a fucking asshole

[AxeWieldingPsych0]

Who's this miserable sack of shit?



[MrProfessorElemental]

"If Cloud ever met you, he'd kick your ass" I'm pretty sure he would have to stop whining about life and eating all those doughnuts to do that.

[TheFlipTime]

Velos did you kill Rita?

[World1Level2]

"You guys are inbred"

Oh REALLY?

[EtsamaruTsubaki]

Best Trolling EVER

[Vaertaful]

ITS PRONOUNCED 'RET'S-PRAY'

Fucking morons don't know kawaii nihon |:!

[grottypissedstained]

When he said Cloud, I thought at first he was referring to Cloud Strife.

[Judgementxxx]

I love how they struggle to say Retsupurae. "Ret....supurae"

[Swordofswordom]

"Retsupurae*, you guys are fags*, uh*... you're inbreds and* I hope you get banned, uh*... I'd kill you and you're inbreds*" that's the gist of what this guys saying, not much to it actually.

*Insert heavy breathing and/or pauses

[darkwater2691]

Who's the big boi?

[TheFlipTime]

He finished by saying he'll make fun of a retsupurae, so him talking over people who are already talking over a let's player. I'd like to see him do that.

[umk23]

That's no moon, it's a fat guy.

[BlueChameleon01]

Hambooooooooone

[Razorshaft889]

I like that at the end you can make out one of them saying "calm down"

[DerpSquid]

I like how he doesn't really have any good comments to make and so resorts to repeating things he has already said.

[Baximus]

Breathing knocks the wind out of this kid.

[bloodhazard67]

Yer jest a fuckin' inbred.

[TheSteakJustice]

Guys, it's okay, it was a joke! Funny joke!

[KingBrawnzProduction]

@XxRAGNAROKxVIKINGxX I just love how idiots like you are totally oblivious at the fact that Retsupurae invented LP's, their primary purpose is to comment and criticize any other shitty LP's out there in the net. This zelos69 can't take criticisms so that's why he make a video like this to insult Retsupurae, but that doesn't matter since he had his account closed so yeah I think you should too :) in order to experience what the real life is.

[MangaDragon1991]

uuuh, scary threats XD

[Plooontey]

@XxRAGNAROKxVIKINGxX He was complimenting them... Why are you getting pissed?

[DarkSideRoyalty]

i do hope this guy is trolling. if not, i weep for humanity

[admmelonhead]

Mike dawson: the early years

[redaim25]

dude if you don't like them, why are you watching their video.

[herespaul]

oh man, he sure told you guys.

[msorg16]

I doubt that this guy could hurt anybody except himself.

[RatselSanger]

LOL guy couldn't take his mind off of the twin double cheeseburgers next to him.

[MrIgotabadfeeling]

If Cloud met me irl, I'd laugh at him for wearing drag

[SoundsofSymphni]

....cuz you will go down in hell. someone please loop that and repost

[jimboooo]

if he met you on the street, he'd kill you right now, so in the past, then you're gonna go to hell, then HE'S gonna haunt you.

I think he is inbred.

[Emixsal]

if cloud ever meet you in real life, i beat he'll kick your ass?

really...

[LizardkingMario]

The thumbnail scared me.

[SonikFan80]

Another guy who thinks Retsupurae is one guy, seriously, do Slowbeef and Diabetus sound ANYTHING alike?

[werebee]

@SonikFan80 I doubt this fat fuck actually watched any retsupurae videos. If he did he probably wouldn't hate them.

[GhostReconGuy]

From the maker of soda review...

[bobert10109]

He just wants to kill you guys for a sandwich

[cheezandtoast]

I don't think he knows what inbred means..

And i think hes a fan boy also.

[NTASPortugal]

Thats silly, you cant make fun of their older LP's because all their older Lps are actually GOOD

[thatcutegameotaku]

I'd kill you first. Plus, you're the one. Plus, you're the one flaming.

[TheRedsamuri1]

oh man i am

so scared

what do i do

[GeneticKH]

Slowbeef: Calm down

[killkillkillkillkful]

I think retsuprae, should retsuprae this video!

[ironklad2001]

i think i see his face in one of the videos to the left, his name is hors3porn08? and he is surprised someone is making fun of him?

[ironklad2001]

@ironklad2001 hehe, mixing up my lefts and right, now i feel like mike dawson

[werebee]

@ironklad2001 I hope to god it is hors3porn08. That would just make this all the more funny.

[ironklad2001]

@werebee I was right, it is hors3porn08. i found the video.

[werebee]

@ironklad2001 Hahaha. That's amazing.

[Gst0395]

@werebee Actually, hors3porn08 is sadly just a reuploader. I think his real name was velos69. Sorry to kill the humour. :(

[werebee]

@Gst0395 Well, I guess that's why this video is named Velos!

[Nirvana4994]

AHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAAAAAaaaaaaaa@­@@@@@@@!!!!!!!!! I laughed soo fucking hard!! where did you find this fat fucking kid?!

[EdibleBlanka]

He obviously ate some Ramen. Japanese Ramen!

[werebee]

@EdibleBlanka Judging by how he looks, I think he went ahead and ate all of Japan.

[Judgementxxx]

@EdibleBlanka Crud...FUCKING CRUD!

[Judgementxxx]

whao Biiiggggg face you got there boy.

[bust2007]

Did he eat Rita??

[shockraid1]

@bust2007 We can only hope he tries to explain everything.

[FarfetchdForDinner]

1) You're an inbred - nope, clearly isn't.

2) Nobody cares about you - Look at that subscriber count. I'd say a lot of people care.

3) You like to flame other people, and you're such an asshole - HEH, yeah, he is, it's hilarious.

4) I'll help you get banned, you're a fucking inbred - 4 years later, still here. Repeat of 1)

[KingBrawnzProduction]

@FarfetchdForDinner Hey, you know it is kinda ironic how THEY'RE the ones who closed their account because they can't even take a bit of a criticism, "I'll hope you get banned on youtube" Oh!? But hey he got YOU there...

[FarfetchdForDinner]

@KingBrawnzProduction LOL yeah. Ahh, some of the people on this site...

[EpicFailGirl]

Fuck, he's just asking to be made fun of.

[GoRedskinsAndWizards]

Which retsupurae vid was this guy playing as he filmed this?

[xDOLPHINTV]

@GoRedskinsAndWizards "banana"

[LuigiFan210]

Yes, they will go to hell for making fun of internet videos, while you go to heaven after murdering them. Wait...

[theSuperMetroid02]

The funny thing is, I'm this guys father. I held the camera up during the video, and I swear to God this was supposed to go on for another 10 minutes. He actually had a big speech prepared, but he broke down crying over someone laughing at his youtube videos so we had to cut off prematurely. I was so ashamed.

[incredicassio]

@theSuperMetroid02 Are you serious? Really? True story?

[Prometheusmfd]

"I'll kill you, 'cuz you're a fuckin' asshole"

The irony of that statement hurts.

[JustSpawnKilled]

M Bread? Sounds good.

[KailJudgementNeo]

Lol. The best people are the ones that joke when retsupurae makes fun of their videos. Cuz at least they don't get butt hurt and start spouting out bullshit death threats whenever someone criticize their videos. He couldn't kill anyone unless maybe he plans to sit on them.

[ReloadPsi]

What a homophobic little cunt.

[thenewaeon]

I fucking giggled like Dennis Nedry when I watched this.

[dilsco]

"a asshole"

[smapho123]

What's an "am-bread"?

[MagicJonestown]

It's cute how whenever he dishes out some minor sass, he pauses an goes "yeah" as if he can barely believe what he's done, and is somewhat in awe/proud of it.

[daz772]

What was your relationship with Rita

[Thelorme]

Velos, Did you kill Rita?

[TheDamnedTV]

I'd kill you... AND... i'll eat you... AND... you suck... AND... you are one person... AND... I have a slight flamboyant accent... AND....

[KingBrawnzProduction]

I just like how Slowbeef and Diabetus responded on these trolls... BY reuploading their complaint videos in youtube.

[NobleKeyblade72]

@KingBrawnzProduction Can you really call these guys trolls? Their not nearly smart enough for that..

[antisadism]

@KingBrawnzProduction The whole joke is that they complain about stealing videos....And they stole their rant videos.

[Bitchfacesheep]

If you met him in real life, you'd eat him

[devlocity]

My favorite part of this video was listening to the guys, trying to figure out which video horse porn boy was watching.

[guitarrhythymfool]

Considering his username is 'hors3porn08', I can't really take anything he says seriously.

Just saying.

[danaru5277]

I love how the last thing you hear is Slowbeef in the video he's playing on his computer saying "CALM DOWN"

[SimpleMan021]

Wait, he calls them inbred, but his account name is Hors3porn08??

[mattthehatt99]

ok um lets see a guy who makes soda reviews eh? or does he prefer to be called a camera shaking cyber thug? or perhaps rotundus the easily annoyed? you sir are an embarassment to all of us and succeded in acting like a child just now. a really big child. see what i did there?

[EasterGhost]

Holy fucking cockfuck. This dude's copious mass could knock the fucking planet off its axis.

[RokkerBoyy]

PLEASE, PLEASE i beg you to make fun of one of their videos that wud b fuckin hilarious

[MuroKhan]

One thing to note about this dumbass.... He hopes Clous ( from Final Fantasy 7, a video game) meets him in real life... Ho boy, them be angry nerds 3 years ago.

[MRKnowitallaboutRFOM]

His head is his whole body

[zzyzx0788]

I sound more coherent when I'm blackout drunk

[Verminator4]

Man, I can't even watch this video. I'm just looking at the comments while this video is playing somewhere above my url bar and listening to this fat piece of shit talk.

[NightSkyFlyers]

Jesus, he just sounds so BORED at the start. What is this I don't even.

[ithinkso1111]

I LL KILL YOU!!! if i could get out of this chair....

[GirianSeed573]

Dude, I've heard of copying your enemy, but its Diabeetus not Diabetes...

[LiteralEidolon]

I question his upbringing now because he had inbred on the mind twice, seeing as inbred was the only insult he brought. And really, if you met them in the future, you'd kill them at this exact moment? Only British people can time travel, geez, you're no ElectricalBeast.

[Urpuss]

@LiteralEidolon Oh it was inbred he was trying to say?! I thought it was some crazy slur that kids used to use, thank you for guidance!

[EyeInTriangle1]

@LiteralEidolon I thought he was trying to say bread, you know, because of how fat he is.

[VirgoTheCougar]

I'd be more afraid he'll eat me if I ever met him in real life.

[mrmajikjr]

He's the Inbred, just look at him,

[LordIronHat]

I hope this kid never gets a Something Awful account. If he gets butthurt by retsupurae, the goons will likely cause him to kill himself... and then ban him.

Or he'll just die from heart disease. Fatty.

[secondstosundown]

I would want to see this guy, try and make fun of one of the videos by these guys. When he sees how much higher in quality these Let's Play's are over his, I think he would kill himself in shame. Or eat a few cheeseburgers.

[KingKoodaz]

It's funny because he's making fun of the guys who make fun of LPers when they themselves created LPing. F-F-F-Fuckin' Failure.

[PsychoStreakBrony]

"nobody cares about you" "other generic fat guy threats and insults while using hte term yall"

OH.... THE IRONY

[Gst0395]

Watch out everyone, he might eat you.

[CrotusX]

Retsupurae should get BillyMC to kick his fat ass

[SirusMugen]

Hahaha, death threats? Wishful thinking much? :3

[Colddirector]

@SirusMugen Oh, how I love internet tough guys.

[MrSirLeon]

Lets see Urban Dictionary...... Cures words there we go!

[CrosswiredProduction]

You know, If I made a hate video, I would actually practice my insults a little bit, try to come up with somewhat creative, and hopefully during that time figure out that what I'm doing is stupid and go on with my life.

[Aaronthereal1]

So does he think retsuprea is one person?

[Atma505]

i love how the very last second of the video is slowbeef saying "CALM DOWN"

[World1Level2]

I found this so funny, I subscribed to them.

[Ygdrasel]

"You're just a fuckin inbred" - Retsupurae is two people.

"IF I met you, I'd kill you RIGHT NOW." - ...What?

This guy just needs a Twinkie.

[MRKnowitallaboutRFOM]

It's like a non charismatic Guru Larry

[TheMuffinSniper]

OH MY GOD WATCH OUT FAT KID GOING ON A RAMPAGE WATCH OUT

[Yupeji]

He retsupuraes the retsupuraers.

[mrmorozov9]

I experienced mixed amounts of laughter and sadness. *sigh* So socially unaware...

[ThePoopsack69]

OH SHIT, HE'S CALLIN YOU GUYS OUT!!!!!1!!!1

What a little fuck

[Pokpal178]

So you're the god of common sense, retsuperae, or you 'hacked' into this account and made a rant video?

[Pokpal178]

So you're the god of common sense, retsuperae, or you 'hacked' into this account and made a rant video?

[megaman2468101214]

Hey! its not our fault that you hate gays!

[dennett316]

That was the laziest angry diatribe I've ever heard. "Like seriously....fuck you....you're in-bred....I'd kill you right now". I doubt he's ever thrown a fucking punch in his life, does he not realise just how fucking ridiculous this video makes him look - the gormless face, the slow-witted drawl, the fact he can't even make eye contact with a fucking camera lens without getting nervous?

I'd actually love to hear him try to dissect one of their LP's...it'd be hilarious.

[Ygdrasel]

@dennett316 Just before filming that rant, he graduated from Tommy Wiseau's School of Boring Tantrums.

[Brad098Littleton]

You are so fucking stupid you fucking dumbass

[JanitorAntisocial]

Well, I'll give this fatass one thing: He's not posting a video of himself performing stupid fighting-game moves in hopes someone will make a MUGEN sprite set of him.

[DyeTalian]

Making fun of Retsupurae? This guy?

Even with the 15 minute limit now, half the video would be him having to leave his chair to go change his shirt, due to the massive sweating that occurred from him having to actually do work.

[lemonystuff]

I don't think he realises that you invented LPing.