Jeremy Kyle - A Pair Of Muppets: Part 3

[therealtimshady1983]

He looks like Jeremy fisher in a cap

[poppenlol]

can't say i feel sorry for those girls, they are so stupid to have ever put up with those 2 ugly twats. I can guarantee some silly bitch somewhere has taken in that twat with the cap on.

[MrMark555]

Dave looks like a frog. I'd love to batter him.

[silverwishthelock1]

everyone is like this where i live in bradford

[Charapova100]

some people shouldn't be allowed to breed -.-

[SJMJ91]

Ugh. Imagine Dave and Louisa's children! LOL

[ambergrindle]

May i just say, what a vile horrible human being who's a pathetic excuse for a man not to mention a boy! Silly...Well can't really call them boys or men now can we.

[MrWoodoop]

that woman is just as stupid. jeremy had to literally tell her why they shudnt be together...she cudnt figure it out herself!

[hello1234567890548]

5:14 Harry Hill !

[maisiedanodoo]

the guy in the hat looks like a gremlin why are women shagging that ugly gremlin prick who thinks he's a hard man just cos he's got a fat chav epididum to back him up i bet he was lying and had an affair with loads of women hahahaha

[Primordialfan1]

What is with these stupid bitches?

[4KRoNiiKz]

I think his mum was his sister cuz he was a ugly cunt

[SJMJ91]

It's sick how can Gary just sits there and lets his "mate" treat his sister like shit. They will both end up alone!

[SJMJ91]

That girl Louisa is a fucking retarded, fat, ugly muppet! Her and that guy Dave deserve each other!

[smithryansmith]

its probably inconclusive cause no doubt these lads have tried to cheat on their birds but are always unsuccessful in their attempts to pick up women.

[mgbuk]

Two's up for Jeremy tonight then ?

[ashyj1]

wtf does that muppet (gary) say at 4:40?

[prasert85]

@ashyj1 he says "give your head a wobble"

[ChibiStarzs]

i usually watch this for the physiology or for background noise but this particular man; Dave or whatever his name is (guy with the stupid hat) really reminded me of the stories of my father; when he would call my mother fat and refused to be seen with her when she was pregnant, i just find it really sad how blind they are

[hs3fan]

Dave's mum should have swallowed the night he was conceived instead of letting her brother shoot inside her.

[86Stooy]

I kinda feel for the 2 girls cause these guys have destroyed their self esteem and left them with no self respect

[IamAwesomelyRadical]

@86Stooy

I agree totally. Those girls have zero confidence. Its so tragic how some people will let someone walk all over them. They should just count themselves lucky they never got pregnant to them.

[iamthestig2100]

@86Stooy Same here. 

[Caraya43]

i like to punch the ugly basterd in the face

[rosscore]

Gary is clearly what's known as a 'hypeman'. The guy who'll just sit in the background and pipe up now and then with a 'Yeah!' or 'Tell 'em!'.

[Ms21061989]

OMG why would any woman on this planet ever look at them two muppets twice, they are the most uglyest vile men ive ever seen and he thinks he is some sort of sex god ha, he does need to look in the mirror might give himself heart attack and do us all a favour dont need scum like that in the world.

[cassiesmum]

I would sleep alone for the rest of my days, drinking my own pee and beating my bare back wirth a spiked whip than sleep with creature features Dave,EVER!

[bradleyjones2011]

idiot i would love to punch the fella with the hat in the face.

[thelaurenaccount]

the girl in the grey has really small feet.

[joeymaggotcorps]

"Just be quiet you ridiculous man"

What a legend!

[RetroGirl1974]

I'm not sure which I despise more, the ugly old guy acting a total prat or the young fat guy for thinking he's some kind of idol!!??? Or perhaps the dumb females for even thinking of putting up with them... all big FAILS!!!!

[mellowNdark]

Chav scum

[vteckicksarse]

why the fuck are people shagging that ugly cunt...

[MissBov1011]

What an ugly hobit.

[BackFromNowere]

The bloke in the cap looks like the Crazy Frog on Acid.

[xubarze]

@vai1603 Because they're stupid, just like you said.

[JohnGreasyGamer]

7:40 - could someone make Jeremy's microphone trick any more epic than it is in another video? ^_^

[necklacing]

The coke starts kicking in for fatty at 0:35

[meepdingdong]

Why did they applaud her for not cheating? I never understand that.

[imran999a]

looooooooooool burn des chavzzzzzzzzzzzz uglyyyyyyyyyyyy

[blacklippaint]

society FAIL

[Ladyj0hnson]

"just be quiet your rediculous man."

[pixieswan]

I almost feel sorry for the deluded, gormless, no life, piece of nothing.

Deep down, he knows he's nothing.

[agaichapter25]

43yrs old the mug in the cap..how pathetic can you be..no job no money no prospects..and the taxpayer gives him money every week...what a waste of money...should make him work by giving him fuk all.

[Kharana]

Hey Jeremy, a quick question, if you never look at the results beforehand why did you do a bit of digging before the show and have the tape ready with the lie detector expert?

[RetroGirl1974]

@Kharana The Lie Detector guy probably tells Jez if there's no conclusion reached. At that point, he'll probably want to know why for the purpose of the show. Coz obviously the audience will want to know more than just it's 'inconclusive'.

[theresuga]

Half the problem is these girls have no education and therefore no jobs. Sitting about all day is boring, having a pain in the arse for a boyfriend puts a bit of "excitement" in her life.

For me with 2 jobs I have little time for men, let alone one that would cause me a headache!

[lauren14loz]

WHO The hell would have sex with that sexist twat! Im 16 and i swear 2 god i would love 2 freaking try and put him in hospital!!!! I feel so sorry for Them girls

[bawbagM]

why are we the tax paying public, financing this bunch of idiots lives, its a fecking joke, and proves exactly what is wrong with this country.

[3slowhand]

felt really sad for these two girls, there both sweet and kind hearted but they both just lack self confidence, hope they got rid of those half-wits and found blokes who treated them with respect !

[iamthestig2100]

@3slowhand That's true. They need to go out with nice guys, who will treat them nicely. Someone like me.

[wh33ler2k9]

ill love 2 fuk up tht geeza :L

[EBOWARRIOR]

Holy fuck 4 walking talking baboons.....someone call National Geographic.

[MrsBucket1234]

hilarious

[trailertrashbarbie5]

i cant even understand what the fuck the men are saying

[meskute07]

that girl is stupid and that twats so so ugly

[666englishgirl]

The guy in the hat looks like a Retarded Sloth!

[wnye]

Wow. Really, wow. The stupid, daft girls deserve those two idiots. Seriously. It's better for all of them to be together than to destroy other lives.

[TheLostCat2000]

You can tell Gary is trying to impress the twat in the hat. He's an ass kisser and probably sucks the guys cock too. Bunch of twats.

[9djm20]

haha take me out did you say love? fucking blackout before he even comes down the lift!

[ulquiorraxgrimmeh]

wow. Even the guys from Jersey Shore are more matue than these guys...

[SwordsAndSandalsFTW]

These guys are absolute tools. Although like in most comments, I don't wish them any harm, I do wish them to grow up and learn some common sense. Being a woman is a hardship 49% of the worlds populations has to face! As a man, we don't have to go through 9 months of lugging around a new born in our body. As a man we don't have to put up with jeering, both sexual AND sexist. It's blokes like these that make me wonder why God put them into this world. Maybe using them as examples for other men...

[JJ3792]

i hate him (the one with the hat)

[pocoboba]

I'd be embarassed to have given birth to such an ugly man.

[TopShooter777]

that guy so ugly make me wana slap his mama xD

[emd1032worm]

@0:50 "take me out" WHAT! That girl has zero sense.

[ProperBodged]

LMAO @ the way that guy just laughs at 1:30.

[VitreousCut]

These men are actually a catch by british standards. lol

[EmmieElectro]

@VitreousCut Don't think so.

[deeboporn]

see this is why incest is illegal, it produces people like dave, a fuckwit with one tooth in his head lol

[Frootcake2008]

they have to be disabled or have learning dificulties no able bodied human being would act like this

[sexybabee2468]

FUCKIN SELFISH BASTARD IN THE CAP, DESERVES TO DIE ALONE

[SJMJ91]

@sexybabee2468 Exactly! Think he would be alone without that Gary dude and those two women because they're all in their early 20s and he's 43! lol

[SJMJ91]

Rename all three videos: "A Group Of Muppets" XD

[SJMJ91]

"If you don't shut up laughing, I will do something that I regret. Just be quiet, you ridiculous man." LMAO!!

I love how threatening that was to start off with and then says "ridiculous man" lol

[TheAlienFan]

@3:32,does that say "sluts of fun" on her t shirt there?

[NuttySheriff]

@TheAlienFan I think it says 'slots' but it made me look back quite few times :D

[willowpuff]

@TheAlienFan lots of fun!

[Drakenessmonster]

I've never seeen such a horrible man

[IJUSTSUBSCRIBENOW]

@Drakenessmonster He's just a pawn in the list of horrible men...he's a complete Nobhead, rather than horrible or evil. Still be good to bitch slap him, eh?

[DJFREDHEAD2010]

2 thick girls and 2 pricks especially the man in the hat GOD! HE DESERVES A PUNCH AND POSSIBLY MORE!!! them girls really need to wake up and smell the coffee like jeremy said in the last part

[Anox1e]

The girl in the blue, you are beautiful. Don't let that piece of shit go out drinking and treat you like shit. If you are still looking for a boyfriend. Please find someone who will treat you with respect, you deserve so much more. You truly are gorgeous.

[JarethLovesLeanne]

The two guys always happen to do the same things? Bum-boys, I say.

[Ingleburt]

FAKE

[tigereyes5]

What is a 43 year old man spening all his time hanging around with a bunch of barely 20-somethings?

I seriously doubt that these guys pull as much as they claim. It's just because these girls faff about them that they're being so cocky.

[sumoni]

@tigereyes5 Because the old tosser is mentally stunted. He thinks by hanging out with younger adults and behaving like one he never has to deal with reality. He'll never get a proper job, treat women fair, or be a proper human being in general. He'll be in the pub alone with gray hair taking the piss because he has nothing else. The guy in the light blue is the one who really needs to wake up. That's literally his future sitting right next to him, if he doesn't shape up.

[tigereyes5]

@sumoni

Well said.

[iamthestig2100]

@sumoni To call him 'mentally stunted' would be offensive to anyone with a learning disability. Even they have the intellect to know what a moron this guy is.

[sumoni]

@iamthestig2100 I didn't mean to offend. I suppose it would have been better to say emotionally stunted, but in a way he IS mentally stunted. He may know his numbers, but he can't or refuses to learn the facts of life. He's like an arsehole peter pan and the pub is his neverland.

[iamthestig2100]

@sumoni Yep. You're right there, my good man.

[24134]

hahaha wat a silly cunt that guy thinks he's the best cause he is gonna show his mates and they will laugh look how cool he is look how awesome, but the rest of the world is gunnig for him and thinks that he is a cunt. very imprssive and wat a twat

[anamcroi]

we asked the lads did they have any sexual contact since .....ha ha ha ha eh with themselves is the only answer id say ..

[CDenic]

I would really love to meet that thing in that hat...

For one thing, it isn't ACTING like an idiot, it IS a filthy, disgusting, underevolved, stupid IDIOT. It doesn't have to ACT.

Second, SOMEONE has to kill that thing before it breeds...I'd be happy to do it. Nice and slow and painful too.

[mfc1988]

@CDenic totally agree with yer we need to kill that thing before it breeds

[n4reppah]

LOL Jeremy Kyle Has Some Bad Hearing xD

[superwacko99]

What a munter

[monkeypuncher247]

LOLZ at Jeremy Kyle telling those idiots to get out of the city like he runs Manchester!

[JNN187]

scum

[Terminator860]

"Just be quiet you rediculous man" ROTFL i normally hate JK but that was spot on haha!

[Terminator860]

Lets go to our lie detector expert "on Daves test we found the guy was so freaking ugly that there was no concievable way he'd found somebody to cheat with".

[CJAC5]

Dave the Octogon head.

[MrNobody808]

@demarch77 In fairness, those two are hardly representative of British men. In fact, most British men would like nothing better than to smack the guy in the hat about the head and body with a blunt object, namely, his mate.

[MrNobody808]

Are some women really so desperate for a relationship, or so afraid of being alone, that they would put up with this sort of thing? I honestly believe that some people don't know what love is. They must confuse it with some other emotion, like the fear of being alone, to have men like this in their life.

[SJMJ91]

@MrNobody808 Couldn't have said it any better! They're blind most of the time and just don't go for the good men in the world.

[sumoni]

Jeremy should have focused more on the guy in the light blue shirt. He's thinks his "mate" is this awesome guy who does what he wants and doesn't give a fuck. He will as Jeremy says, "End up alone." Because all he'll do is drink and laugh his life away. You can see in his eyes deep down he knows that kind of life is bullshit. That "man" in the hat, is a childish teenage boy and always will be. I bet the guy in the light blue will beg for his g/f to come back.

[22YearOldBoy]

...I would however like to smash those glasses into his eyes.

[markillingworth1972]

who the fuck would want to go with the four eyed specky one anyway? what a freak!

[TheAlienFan]

Why are they crying? It's party time,that's them away to fuck now,who would want a relationship with those guys? The women are mental too.Who needs all that hassle? Get a life the lot of you

[ClassicRockKid95]

If I were Jeremy, security would have to be pulling me off that Dave guy. I'd go for him, the ugly, cocky little bastard. He needs to sort his life out badly.

[amvworldable]

OMG I WANNA KILL THE IDIOT IN THE HAT!!!

[1kevjw]

Id just love to kick the shit out of the guy in the hat

[spazattack192]

Where do they go picking women up? at the mental insitute...There fucking discusting

[ScottDani900]

fucking twats!

[therealtimshady1983]

he is like a carebear in a hat

[o0OMarijuanaO0o]

the guy with the hat and glasses is an obv sociopath and the guy in blue is his pet

[alexmccormack]

@o0OMarijuanaO0o He can't be, unless mentally deficient sociopaths exist.

[o0OMarijuanaO0o]

@alexmccormack ofcourse they do. George Bush is a good example ;)

[otisgarden]

I'm scared of WATCHING this in fear of catching whatever the two girls have which made them sleep with those men..

[TomxLx93]

I can completely understand why some Americans hate the British.

[Ascyltos]

The more I watch this, the more the hat bloke doesn't seem quite right.

I think he's an actor who's been put up to it all.

[RobSnake]

Why, oh why, do these girls stay with those guys?! is it because they know they can't get any other men?

[RyanakaRhino18]

man feels bad 4 them 2 ladies =(

[RyanakaRhino18]

HAAAA Jeremy owns!!!! Serves them plonkers right ¬_¬

[nukebacon876]

let's DROWN the man in the hat!

infact...let's DROWN him TWICE! :D

[vampire09100]

Jeremy should have said to them..."Put your heads together and make a fence!" But "be careful you'll confuse your other braincell!"......lmao

[MysteryEzekude]

@robopeach64 I don't know what Garry said though. It sounded as if he said "Give her head a wobble" but I'm not sure.

[MysteryEzekude]

@robopeach64 How could he tell the woman he was dating to "do one!?" That's as bad as telling somebody to "**** off!"

[ddpro666]

ROFL 5:16. Jeremy and dereks gay sitting position and passing derek his rod to his mouth

[MysteryEzekude]

@ddpro666 Graham, not Derek.

[PinkkElephantt]

steralise them... steralise them now.

[shazzwazz1992]

uh the guy in glasses makes me sick. he looks like a lizard. why would any girl want that?

[MysteryEzekude]

@shazzwazz1992 Well, according to him on the last part, he "lets the muppets come to him." In other words, he lures and takes advantage of women who would stay with anyone.

He doesn't really make me sick, but I DO still think that he needs his head sorting out.

[0710Anth]

i think the security should give them two drugsmess' a good kickin.

[MysteryEzekude]

"Do one..." what???

[ddpro666]

@MysteryEzekude bitch

[MysteryEzekude]

@ddpro666 If he DID say that, then I still don't get it.

[ddpro666]

@MysteryEzekude "Do one" is a slang term for fuck off or piss off

[MysteryEzekude]

@ddpro666 It is!? How cruel of him!

I'm not sure about what Garry said afterwards...

"Give her head a wobble" or something?

[NineInchWilly]

@MysteryEzekude

a runner

its manchester slang

[MysteryEzekude]

@NineInchWilly "Give her head a runner?"

[opendtuning]

I hope these two girls have some good fortune and lift themselves out of where they were at...

[NineInchWilly]

well.. they're so stupid it seems they probably went straight back with these mugs

[warriorofwrestling]

They're all fucking muppets. No doubt they're still all shacked up together.

[JoeNumberwang]

Bill Gates let himself go after he left Microsoft

[guitardedbassist]

I'd love to know whether these guys passed their year 6 SATS exams

[alexmccormack]

@guitardedbassist Doubt it. Those exams will be like degrees to those idiots.

[tom3lce]

Bunch of fucking idiots the lot of them. Let's just turn them into dog food already..

[AngelRasmus3]

@tom3lce I wouldn't feed that vile poisonous slime to any dog, as I am typing this there is a very large, hyper, sometimes annoying golden labrador sleeping not to far from me called Charlie (I'm at my sister's), and he is definately included.

[HateCoD]

@tom3lce I don't want to feed them to my dog, my dog's got more brains lol.

[racewalkingrules]

FINALLY jeremy actually tells people they're ugly. he should be saying it every day!

[lefredvoncarstein]

Britain needs to bring law back, and take away welfare entirely, let some of the worst scum die off. Wonder if Cameron's the one to do it...

[jin37uk]

I'd love to beat the living hell out of the guy in the hat

[RyanakaRhino18]

save da action for me :)

bring two baseball bats!

[TheScaryChipmunk]

@jin37uk Join the queue mate, join the queue!!

[TessieMiss]

I saw this yesterday, made me LOL. :-)

[itsazy]

a pair? there's 4

[cooolsimon282]

lol