How to Use a Banana in Seven Unexpected Ways

[joal985]

3:26 QUICK JUESES HIDE!!!!

[13lissylove]

this is odd but ok pretty funny poop!!!

[m2ngur]

women can also use them to... nevermind..

[zVenFTW]

@m2ngur DILDO!

[snivylovescake]

I don't eat bannans or like em wait banananananananananananananana­nan.......

[cazspazrazmataz]

I hate it when Jesus stares at me and rubs his banana :c

[lovebunny230]

jesus you done it again :D

[TheBeastPie123]

the bearded guy looks like a perve

[lillyomann]

@TheBeastPie123 no he looks like jesus dowith that what u want

[Novarak]

Banana jesus to the rescue.

[DamianKenny8]

i can see the dirty comments coming in now...

[deamonlords]

step 8- stick tha banana up ur asssssssssssss!! :D

[TheCrasella]

no really the whole house will smell like banana :(

[JessePlaysGuitar]

step 8 go to hospital cause cause you didn't know you were allergic to bananas.

[eveythingme]

damn big cd

[MrBrebuci]

That guy with the nice beard is sooo cute !!! :D

No gay guise , no gay way !!!

[LouiseZCoolVids]

useless video who would want to know this

[TheLittlericecooker]

Rub bananas on mozzie bites?? plz bananas attract mossier even more!!

[R3Cat]

00:17 yes everyone plans a party on the day before parents come

[xBizarreEngelx]

step 8: use the leftover bananas as dildos

[TheHamsta101]

Oh, and if you're female, you can use a banana to... well... you get the idea.

[NamiKaze2311]

Jesus is so hot :D

[knham2]

So easy a caveman can do it.

[rouge007]

Hangovers?

JESUS DOESN'T GET HANGOVERS.

[theultimatelegofreak]

imagine a banana as a dik so u peel the dik

[MarxSoul55]

@theultimatelegofreak Dude....... that's just wrong.....

[plants1199]

DON'T PLAY WITH OUR FOOD!

[PoppinChix911]

OR, you can just call your buddy Jesus and he'll take care of it.

[kidrule08]

who will set a parents meeting right after the BIG PARTY?

[MrAMelaFM]

1:05 1st guy: Uh man what are yo doing...  2nd guy: Oh yeah take that banana, oh yeah. 1st guy: Wow, this is great now my leather is clean...

[Bisquit8864]

2:48 That's a fucking big CD!!!!!!

[Bisquit8864]

I'm allergic to banans why the fuck am I watching this?

[rosalielove11]

The man with the beard looks like an absolutely determined sexual predator.

[musiclova876]

did you know that mosquitos are attraced to people who had just consumed or touched bananas? howcast,you just got trolled.

[idgasdawysama13x]

1:05

o.O

;D

3:24

Sex is awesome guise!:D

Did you know:

Birds can fly

[gunthertheczech]

WHY IS JESUS HANDING ME BANANAS?

[yomamashouse246]

Step 8: use as dildo

[wimmsish]

your house is a mess, and you wash the plant to make it shiny ?!?!

[bartmaster1234]

2:45 HOLY GOD. ITS ROB THE ROBOT!!

[chickadee2311]

1:29

and this is how you rib it in..

in cuculer motionsssssss

[Amoritaz]

Actually Sweden has the world record for eating the most bananas per person per year.

[darkgod55]

Dude Jesus just cleaned my house o.o

[celticguardian951]

Jesus: "Here. Use my banana. Trust me."

[GabbyChan101]

- Its Jesus! No wonder he knows!

[TheCrazyschoolkids]

if it was me i would be like

mom dad look i found jesus!

[ezioeric]

How to use an overripe banana in one unexpected way

Feed it to your Pig

[JillKitty900]

jesus says: thy shalt use a banana to clean thy house. put thy banana in a plastic bag to get rid of thy fruit flys

[mrblindnugget]

i keep watching the video thinking they're gonna make out intensely any minute..

[TheMidgetNinjas]

Why am i watching this?

[JillKitty900]

@TheMidgetNinjas because jesus likes bananas

[TheMidgetNinjas]

@JillKitty900 fair point

[biggiePBG]

THANK YOU JESUS!

[Cdlv3]

You: WWJD?

Howcast: Use a banana!

[TheSkitKingZ]

how to use a BANANA in 7 UNEXPECTED WAYS-ewwwww

[TheIpwnunub]

This is a job for BananaMan!

What tell me im not the only person that jesus/santa guy isant BananaMan.

Hes real GODDAMMIT!

[Jesserulztheworld]

when i was the "banana" and the "unexpected ways" i held onto my vjj

[fullmoonlove101]

god is in this vid o.o

[TheMarioparty6]

dude the guy looked like he was going to rape you with a banana run!

[TheMrAngiie]

that was kinda awkward o.O

[SailorPerson]

the only thing creepy about this video was the fact that Jesus kept smirking at him while rubbing banana peels on everything O_o''''

[ayakowakumi]

1:07 im gonna have nightmares -.-*

[ayakowakumi]

@ayakowakumi 1:49 MORE NIGHTMARES!

[ayakowakumi]

@ayakowakumi 2:19 oh fuck...

[ayakowakumi]

0:33 why is there a guy sleeping on an other guys sofa in an other guys house...? i wonder what happened that night o.o

[MrBoxman29]

HOLY CRAP ITS JESUS

[IamSuperOrange]

I didn't know Jesus could teach us so much about bananas.

[FirEner]

0:46

PRE-MATURE JESUS SAVES THE DAY

[eminemsbigfan]

ITS JESUS!!

[123smileeveryday]

they are running out of ideas lol

[sadfruits]

Last minute note...then the whole fucking house will smell like banana...

[oatmealikesbanana]

who would have party before parents coming over o.o

[95TeAr]

@oatmealikesbanana Thats what i though!

[fool4luv2]

OMG iz it me or does it look like Jesus is showing us how to use a banana?!

[BeaxSaur]

omg.. at 0:13 it looks like he's... ''doing something'' with the banana o.o

[Bracebabe777]

BANANA JESUS!!!!! (epic music)

[hardcorecandywhore]

what would jesus do? use a banana(:

[mad1and1so1bad]

name of the music plz ?

[justmeabm]

banana guy.. lol

[MechanicRaptorJesus]

3:27 BANANA JESUS AWAAAAAY

[MechanicRaptorJesus]

wow Jesus really let himself go this time..

[Nitoxdoan]

Did i just watch jesus on youtube?

[Otacon144]

@Nitoxdoan - Why, yes you did - Homeless Banana Jesus, to be precise. :3

[dasdew2]

WAIT! I need a banana to do this? Howcast taught me how to drive with no vehicle.

[bringslovetoyou]

Step 8: Eat it ,it's delicious !

[TheEddieo]

holy shit im Jewish and i would love Jesus to be my roommate

[the2014]

Jesus man knows that hes doing.

[KrasusAversa]

Umm i would feel a little ucomfortable if a Jesus appears and cleans my house with ripe bananas

[doglover20008]

@KrasusAversa LMFAO!



[lsmaassable]

this probably takes longer than just cleaning the house

[dethklok68]

... nice plans man,... u really thought that one thru

[painaful]

That Jesus really knows his way around bananas.

[Twinsrule23]

By God..

Its Jesus.

[MultiRump]

step 8: eat it.

[angelas65]

Now i smell like a banana

[MineCartable]

I know seven unexpected ways to use a banana. *Smooth rapeface*

[limoniha]

Creepy Zen Banana Man!

[funkeys3456]

jesus?

[meganerdXD]

It's Banana Jesus!!!

[CosmeticGirl15]

This isn't how to use a banana in 7 unexpected ways, this is how to clean your house with bananas in a sexual manner.

[JujuGotSwag]

Why is Jesus using a banana? He has awesome powers right?

[TeufelsLehrling]

lol at gay banana jesus.

[eskamo201]

jesus!!! lord of bananas :D

[danielsanXD]

wtf!? just make banana bread! duhhh

[LitedPixel]

Jesus is the master Of banana usage.......Who knew..?

[TheSickBoy17]

HHOLY SHIT ITS JESUS!!!!!!!!!

[michaelk123eh]

another thing to add to the long list of jesus' miricles

[wiwa116]

Guy:Dammit! I have a mosquito bite

Jesus:Nevermind, lets use my banana to get rid of it

Guy:Uuuuummmmmm......LETS DO IT!!!!!!!

[TheOriginalKyrsKyrs]

That is not a CD. LOL.

[cantfiteveryheart]

jesus keeps staring at him awkwardly. LOL

[MelonCandyTwixx]

Next time he shouldn't plan a party the day before his parents visit...

[supermigit999]

who the fuck plans a parents visitt right after a big party

[SerahMurphy]

Who in there right mind would make plans to have your parents over a day after a HUGE party?

[misslinguinni]

I love pedo caveman Jesus! <3

[LooksLegitBro]

2:16

this could totally be taken the wrong way without any context.

[rogertopful]

step 1 don't plan a party the day before your parents show up.

[RhymingMime]

Thanks for all those tips, Jesus!

[etrinh00azn]

28 pounds? I think I might have been the outlier that was omitted cause that is no where near what I eat

[Assassinanic]

I clean it and use it as a dildo.

[MrTiannaRawr]

to bad i hate the smell of bananas

[knobylob]

why do they keep looking at eachother like that....

[Umbraeku]

Did anyone else feel the intense sexual tension between those two?

I thought they were going to have sex afterwards, perhaps using bananas.

[potsmoker2697]

@Umbraeku perhaps using the bananas as dildos

[pendla10]

@Umbraeku They clearly would have, if his parents hadn't shown up.

[grannyvonng]

@Umbraeku

No, they aren't gay at all. IThey don't exude that aura.

[chevyuzi]

Why would you plan a party at your house a day before your parents come to visit?

[snipermunkee]

Not only does he walk on water but he can use a banana for anything....



[gyqz]

Never thought Howcast would stoop to this! Using Jesus in a semi softcore porn production! Look how he smiles at the guy when he holds the banana in his hand....

[BabbarKhalsaZindabad]

Was that Jesus!?

[Blackberry476]

that guy looked like a straight up cholo

[TWIZT3DZZ]

i WAS EXPECTING A GIRL IN THIS VIDEO but w.e

[Iwuzhere321]

Use Number 8: Give them to girl next door.

Bitches love bananas

[Iwuzhere321]

Jesus has superior banana knowledge!

[mujahidracer100]

Beat a sh*t out of a robber.

[theappleexpress]

thumbs up if u hate when advertisements load

[marshie091]

Jesus you've done it again...

[BAMITSMIRELLA]

wow... t...t... that's ... AMAZING !!!

[itspaigenash]

o Jesus it was Jesus O_o

[SpunkyMonSTAR]

Step eight, come out to your parents...

[Yapap1234567]

1:45...

Guy in shirt: omg. Wow, what?

Guy in sweater: ^^ OH YEEEE SUCK DAT DEE

[clowcard79]

Guy: OMG NO WAI

Jesus: YES, THE BANANAS DO THIS TO YOU

[AngelusUmbra]

Thank you Jesus!!!

[ILiveByPLUR]

I want Jesus to clean my house with a banana!!:O

[shushiroto]

BANANA JESUS!

[youngatheart212]

uhh wow the hell still uses laserdisks?

[EGIL94]

@youngatheart212 laserdisks is cool :D

[shneezlezz]

jesus made this

[23darvin]

0:46 lets go into your room...like if you get it

[iTalkApple952]

oh Jesus, your so smart ...

[laugh4ever22]

was tht jesus or a hobo?

[mousegal1]

guess what! now my home smells like bananas. =P thnx anyway

[animelovergirl146]

Step 8:

Put it in your pants.

[Awwyeeaaguy]

i guess you could say...

Jesus Saves

[KelseyCambridge]

He should use the how to tidy up in three minutes video.

[LOVEx3EbbieCandie]

LOL; I eat half a banana, at MOST, a year. I cant stand the texture or the smell of them :/

[Sammyspanksalot]

and then your parents show up and ask why the fuck you and your house smell like ripe bananas

[xFLUFFYHOTDOGSx]

you can use it for splinters

[UtterlyNotSure]

Jesus is so cool.

[GabbyChan101]

oh i was thinking of other things o.o gosh im such wierdo

[jensadreamer]

Yes, cause your house is full of garbage and the first thing you do is throw out the ugly bananas.

[dogdaxter]

ste, call jesus

[homerglider]

I knew the video wasnt gonna be perverted the minute i saw Jesus in it

[kidkong584]

0:46 IT'S JESUS!

[Lawlnoob2008]

next video: how to clean your house with an apple

[851852093114208513]

If this were any other website, I would have been expecting porn.

[Uglydevil55]

Its jesus

[JYleung22]

way 1 eat it with skin

way 2 eat it with out skin

way3 throw it

way 4 snap it in half

way5 make mashed banana

way6 rub it in someones face

way 7 go on a date with a banana

[MsOreocheesecake]

i dont know that jesus knows lots about bananas

[msmakeupartist01]

haha jesus is in the video and if anyone tryed rubbing a banana cd with a banana peel tell me if it works pleasee??

[Jumpyghostface100]

how the hell do they know this

[TheTampa1bay]

it's JESUS (aleluya,aleluya,aleluya)

[The3Apocalypses]

Banana Jesus is best Jesus.

[redsoxcapsman]

jesus



Yes, it's true, Jesus shows up to parties, get's drunk, go unconscious, just to wake up w