i had a old friend who was a state trooper and one day i asked him what was the craziest thing he ever heard for a excuse out of a ticket?????? he said he stopped a lady and walked up to the window and asked her what was the hurry and she held out a huge box of kotex and said this is the F ing problem. lol he told her just to go on but slow down a little. and she said what the hell do you think im trying to do speed up my monthly detail???????? roflmao. true story.
the other thing is it could really be a nasty medical condition, and if his nuts really scratched that bad he could've even pass out right there on the spot! lol but it's still funny!
"THIS AIN'T FUNNY!" yes dude, it's funny it's so funny i couldn't get up from the floor for 5 min cuz i was laughing my ass off! this guy is probably a local comedian! Combative nature? don't know if that's what it is but it's sure as hell hard to do your job while someone tries to scratch his nuts lol... "Will you scratch my nuts?" lol
Let the poor guy scratch his nuts!! I think these cops are on a power trip by not letting the drunk dude even scratch his nuts! If I were him I would have pissed and shit myself and then let the cops deal with that!! How would ya like that Assholes.
Have some empathy. Cops put up with bullshit from the scum of society all day. I guarantee you wouldn't have the patience to run through these procedures giving leeway to suspects on a case by case basis.
Ya know, your probably right. If I were in thier position(the cops), listening to this drunk complain about his nut itchin' would have been a bittersweet situation. That is, dealing with a filthy, dirty, smelly drunk and gaining a sort of sick pleasure outta watching him hop around, while not hearing a word I said.
I guess that's what I get for TWI. Typing while drunk.
It shows how the law treats people like mass produced mechanical parts instead of dynamic human beings. They're reading him all this mindless procedure crap which seems perfectly relevant to them and he just wants to scratch his nuts.
the cop laughed cause thats some funny shit..i have laughed until i had to scratch my own nuts..hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
drunking wnder the influence?
ArturoNava1976 2 months ago
dam, my nuts itch after watching this!
TheVisionXLII 4 months ago
thats cruel and unusual punishment
JBLAKIE1 6 months ago
Let the man scratch his nuts!
dumais2011skreezyski 7 months ago
cracker w/ dirty nuts...learn to bathe.
charliemarc 9 months ago
Let him scratch his fucking nuts. Wow.
blackzest 1 year ago
doing the icthiy ball dance .. cop trying not to laugh while reading to him !! hahahahahaha
leviherknee 1 year ago
OMG SHUT UP WHO CARES IF UR NUTS ITCH
MegaJusteen 1 year ago
Dude would have aced the test, but his fucking crabs woke up at the wrong time!
lhtbuilder 1 year ago
This has been flagged as spam show
god bless the internet
wralphh 1 year ago
0:49 lmao "this aint funny"
triggsification 1 year ago
Can I scratch my nuts?
masterjesse7 1 year ago
lmfao. i just got a dwi ... it wasnt funny. but this hick is fuckin hilarious.
Evrblazin420 1 year ago
@Evrblazin420 what happened when you got a dwi?
MeredithOD 1 year ago
got craps?
HuckeysWorld 1 year ago
This should be concidered as "Police Brutality" lol!!!
SharkDude1 1 year ago
he was actually practicing his moon walk
khmer209racer 1 year ago
no no no. i don't do that.
Robstailey 1 year ago
Yea, real 'hilarious' guys. This guy could have killed an entire family with his stupidity but I'm glad we can laugh because his nuts itch.
ColPicklejar 1 year ago
@ColPicklejar shut the hell up
cfl990 1 year ago
Haha let the man scratch his nuts XD
Tukuklan 1 year ago
too funny,,lol
kettchup30 2 years ago
they itch ... will ya scratch um for me? they itch
lowersixth 2 years ago
crabs haha
BuffMcGruff1 2 years ago 3
LMAO :)
francster033 2 years ago
i had a old friend who was a state trooper and one day i asked him what was the craziest thing he ever heard for a excuse out of a ticket?????? he said he stopped a lady and walked up to the window and asked her what was the hurry and she held out a huge box of kotex and said this is the F ing problem. lol he told her just to go on but slow down a little. and she said what the hell do you think im trying to do speed up my monthly detail???????? roflmao. true story.
39tommyboy 2 years ago
poor police officer could not stop laughing
pusshair 2 years ago
Combative nature? HOw is not able to scratch your nutsack a combative nature?
ClueLou 2 years ago
they itch can ya scratch them for me
nothineself 2 years ago 3
the other thing is it could really be a nasty medical condition, and if his nuts really scratched that bad he could've even pass out right there on the spot! lol but it's still funny!
pusshair 2 years ago
"THIS AIN'T FUNNY!" yes dude, it's funny it's so funny i couldn't get up from the floor for 5 min cuz i was laughing my ass off! this guy is probably a local comedian! Combative nature? don't know if that's what it is but it's sure as hell hard to do your job while someone tries to scratch his nuts lol... "Will you scratch my nuts?" lol
pusshair 2 years ago
Every Man has THE RIGHT to scratch his nuts! What is this the Soviet Union ???
swedishiron 2 years ago 4
LOOOOL!! It's not his fault that he sat on the wrong toilet seat!!!!
countryboy8287 2 years ago 15
Let the poor guy scratch his nuts!! I think these cops are on a power trip by not letting the drunk dude even scratch his nuts! If I were him I would have pissed and shit myself and then let the cops deal with that!! How would ya like that Assholes.
mojozigmon 2 years ago
Have some empathy. Cops put up with bullshit from the scum of society all day. I guarantee you wouldn't have the patience to run through these procedures giving leeway to suspects on a case by case basis.
NidisListenstoShit 2 years ago 3
Ya know, your probably right. If I were in thier position(the cops), listening to this drunk complain about his nut itchin' would have been a bittersweet situation. That is, dealing with a filthy, dirty, smelly drunk and gaining a sort of sick pleasure outta watching him hop around, while not hearing a word I said.
I guess that's what I get for TWI. Typing while drunk.
mojozigmon 2 years ago
Sorry, Typing while intoxicated. My apologies.
mojozigmon 2 years ago
lol watchin this jus made my nuts itch
JerzeeFinest 2 years ago
will ya scratch ma nuts
snowman11686 2 years ago
Will you scratch my nuts?!? LOL!!!!!!
777AMAYA 2 years ago
is that richard simmons LOL?
cheesebarf10 2 years ago
crabs
dock6024 2 years ago
Can I scratch my Nuts?
whatchagotado2321 2 years ago
xD haha
enjoiCam 2 years ago
Reminds me of this one...: watch?v=wfGD5FgtNtY
AssemblerGuy 3 years ago
LOLLLLLLL!!!
mattsnow81 3 years ago
He shoulda taken the piss test so he could scratch his nuts while peeing.
Lastspark 3 years ago 5
LMFAO i actually feel bad for the mutherfucker, just scratch his nuts already! lol will u scratch my nuts? LOL!
jayc12687 3 years ago 6
haha me to
moonasian 2 years ago
this is so funny!!he wasnt faking it,u could hear z cops laughing!lol!!
wifeathome 3 years ago 2
God damn it! I was drinking water when watching this!!!
banajax 3 years ago
lol he could be faking it but he's real funny with that.
blacksultan85 3 years ago
Okay now watching this guy is making me feel like my balls are itchy lol.
funk192 3 years ago
oh man lmfaooooooooooo
beto929 3 years ago
hahahahaha can i scratch myn nuts??//
chikenwings123 3 years ago 3
due to your combative nature we are not going to do the uh....
so you won't scratch my nuts
lol
vibrantone220 3 years ago 6
lol
vibrantone220 3 years ago
I would want to kick this dirty bastard. He ask the cop to scratch his nuts. Cop say no I don't do that lol
ccdvis33 3 years ago
I'LL SCRATCH HIS NUTS
sweetpeaches1 3 years ago 16
Hahah I bet you would. :P
treskate2 3 years ago 6
@treskate2is this real lol?
sir360 1 year ago
LMAO, sweetpeaches1 you're funny.
DravenCorvinus1 3 years ago
@sweetpeaches1 in that case, your username is very ironic :-)
MeredithOD 1 year ago
jajajajajajajajja...i cant stop laughing...
fercho3073002 3 years ago
It shows how the law treats people like mass produced mechanical parts instead of dynamic human beings. They're reading him all this mindless procedure crap which seems perfectly relevant to them and he just wants to scratch his nuts.
SoupBeardMan 3 years ago
thats because hes wasted..
AnarchyOwnz 3 years ago 2
come on thats funny have a sense of humor whamfan87
knockits12 3 years ago
I understand it would be hard to deal with, but c'mon, be professional. Stupid cops
whamfan87 3 years ago
wow it was funny bit it clearly just turned inot harrasment. let the guy scratch then get on with the procedure.
BloodxGusher 4 years ago 2
damn his nut itch .. do the public service that you have been hired to do serve and protect ..seems like he needs serving .. cops do your thang ....
12dick 4 years ago 3
wanna scratch my nuts, can i... can i... can i scratch my nuts?
jolee0 4 years ago 3
They should have just let the dude scratch his nuts. What the hell?
GodlessinAZ 4 years ago 3
the cop laughed cause thats some funny shit..i have laughed until i had to scratch my own nuts..hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
southernthunder68 4 years ago 2
I wonder if police rig sobriety tests. They do not have to...but...
Also....this officer seems to laugh or chuckle. Is that a....lack of police discipline, a cornerstone for any officer in my opinion?
darkwraith07 4 years ago
they are human too and that would have me rolling on the flood if i saw that sh*t in person
KillTyrant 4 years ago 6
i feel for you buddy. grind the pigs leg or somethin
Ballmusk 4 years ago
I havent laughed that hard in a long time
thequantumflux 4 years ago 3
lol "will you scratch em for me?" "No I dont do that."
LilyoftheThorns 4 years ago 3
sounded like quagmire from family guy lol
shaneocean8 4 years ago 2
. . . :/
SirFone 4 years ago
. . . :P
SirFone 4 years ago
Are you going to scratch my nuts?
thedoghouseaward 4 years ago
"I'm going to take this as a refusal." is my favorite line.
jonnydock 4 years ago 2
scratch his fuckin' nuts!
austinRgrimes 4 years ago 4