May 23rd: Miniature Soccer Team

[mthsbandrocks]

Miniature soccer team? Can it be called the Swoodilypoopers> :)

[roguestake]

Everytime he plays with party blowers I keep waiting for the party blower solo

[jamesberandom]

I love how you used to write nerdfighters as nerd fighters with two words.

[kill100578]

"Well im glad you think that your the luckiest girl in Indianapolis and all of the world" SUCH A CUTE LINE

[JenasaurousRex16]

John probably had a lot of explaining to do to Sarah....

[prinncesninjagoddess]

This probably frighted Sarah to no end.

[scribbler43]

I wonder, out of 22 two babies... how many would end up in the EBO?

[GONEmypurpleflapjack]

@scribbler43 They'd be John and the yeti's still. They be at the Awesome Baby Orphanage (Please ignore that the acronym for that is a bit unfortunate)

[RobertBordenMusic]

watch out for the babies. omg.

[amockingbookshelf]

1 down.. 21 to go.

[masonman1222]

watching them all!

[MyWingsFly]

Don't worry, he has the Swoodilypoopers now.

[ddc32997]

Unless you opt... to adopt

[SkullJokeBrook]

What position does Henry Play.

[mark4851]

he gets to close to the camera

[ridintheroflcopter]

Awesome song!

[TookItHomeToJenny]

Sounds painful!!!

[Teeftlis]

this song is hilarious

[taphi1234]

there's an ad next to this video with a picture of a pregnant woman on it. how perfect.

[ShannonIsJammin]

@taphi1234 I've got a FIFA 12 ad.

[GONEmypurpleflapjack]

@taphi1234 My add is for a Yaris

[caprafan]

My husband and I celebrated our anniversary on May 24th (also his parents' anniversary). : )

[mewmewgirl08]

I love going back and watching these older videos C:

[BL2012]

So that's what the Yeti's actual name is...

[TheGummyBearOverLord]

@BL2012 Sarah or Sara I'm not sure how she spells it.

[tubadame]

I feel like this is a forgotten song...

[singlexfilexisxlove]

LOL John Green is a baby-making machine!!!

[NotTheLaw]

I'm viewer 49,000! I feel so important.

[lemondrop5578]

Well, the Duggers have 20.

[nillie1234]

When did they come up with the nerdfighters hand gesture?!?!?

[pinatafication]

one down, 21 to go!

[Exayevie]

I think this is my favorite Hank song so far!

[Intothemoooon]

I feel as though somehow, John got all the "baby want" in the family, rather than it being equally distributed between the two of you.

[hejloable]

sounds like sucker team... :D

[JessieLightyear]

one down, 23 to go!!!!!!!

[greengirllover]

LOLOLOL

[ferngirltlc]

Was that an anniversary song?

O-O

That would be a scary anniversary present.

[KaileiforDumbledore]

...Video of Henry... plus this song in the background.... nuff said.

[brummiebetty1989]

That was my 18th birthday. :p

[purfectpuff]

@brummiebetty1989

happy birthday. but don't worry, john won't make you birth a miniature soccer team.

[JrDexx]

When I clicked on this it was 36,666 views o_o

[an0nim0u51]

One down!  21 to go!!!

[mushugai]

baby making machine!

[HeyWeemsical]

Well, John is 1/22 of the way there.

:)

[TheMidnightVlogger]

Yeti baby!!! :D

[thepurplequeenling]

Watch out for the babies. You never know where they're gonna come from. They could come from the Netherlands.

Oh Hank, ur super made of awesome in this video

[splicegrrl]

yay for the beginnings of the miniature soccer team!! congrats to john and sarah!

[littletoolate]

I'm rewatching this in celebration of the Yetibaby!!! :D

[IcedCapQueen]

IKR?

[ihearttheplanet]

how come they dont have any kids ?

[littletoolate]

John just announced today that his wife is pregnant!! YAY!!!

[FFXTidus91]

woo this was filmed on my bday you kick ass hank DFTBA

[LAshlieH]

I still love this song Hank...cd version..maybe? : )

[cantanstrophe]

John and the Yeti got married on my birthday! AWESOME!

[RedHeadExitting]

maybe, they could have like 10 kids and use super awesome secret government technology to clone a couple and then they'll have like 90 kids

[bookwormdaisy]

LOL! That was too funny. :D Good luck with the mini soccer team, Yeti.

[CeriLouise25]

we want mini nerdfighters!

[blatherblatherbabble]

Is that widget still available?

[whatawittyusername]

..........from your womb

[XXLachrymoseLoganXX]

who or what is a yeti?

[FailedRorschachTest]

It's his brother's, John, wife who does not want to have her privacy invaded so she is never seen so is affectionally reffered to as the Yeti..... Or a Yeti is the Himalayan version of Bigfoot, it literally translates to: that thing over there. hope that longwinded answer helps.

[XXLachrymoseLoganXX]

oh, thank you so much. you have no idea how long i have been wondering that.

[GIANTclaaam]

Just for further information, they call her the Yeti because she is rarely seen, only heard about in folklore - just like the real Yeti.

[lobby286]

It's the name they jokingly give John's wife because she wishes not to appear in the videos.

[Tardis910]

John makes me want to be a writer and Hank makes me want to learn how to play the guitar.

[bummercucumber]

Me too.

[vcav22]

absolutely ;) they are so inspiring :D

[SwimChick1412]

i agree. i am going to be a writer.

[KidCoda]

@Tardis910 I think I'm 50% completed on that: 40% to the guitar playing since I can play some but not awesomely and 10% for writing since I have attempted to write but fail majorly at it. I just realized you might not even care about this so I apologize if you feel like I've wasted your time. And if you don't feel that way... :)

DFTBA, fellow Nerdfighter.

[Tardis910]

@KidCoda Keep working at it, and I will too! One of my favorite quotes is "Whatever you do will be insignificant, but it is very important that you do it." - Gandhi

[KidCoda]

@Tardis910 That is a very interesting quote. I've never heard it before, but I kinda like it :)

Keep it up. I find one way of increasing guitar knowledge is to learn Hank Green's songs :D

I know Song About an Anglerfish and This Isn't Hogwarts. I also know the chorus for I'm Not Edward Cullen. Working on other songs by him. Maybe you could try that as well.

[sunjay003]

@Tardis910 You can "write" your music! LOL

[senorsqueakydesk]

The line "from your womb" at 0:56 cracks me up every time.

[laurride288]

cool! john's anniversary is on my birthday! :)

also my latin teacher's anniversary.

[valerie2776]

Always have this song stuck in my head, but I can never remember the words, just the tune, it's frustrating!

[BAMitskristin]

you are a great singer/songwriter

[Monkeynocure]

baby making machineeee

[kira902k]

hah that was insanely random, and quite hilarious.

i wanna buy a nerdfighter shirt somewhere :(

[Amiryfey]

baby making machine lol

[missemily89]

great song!!! it reminded me of how my boyfriend decided that we must have enough children for his very own hockey team... *shudder*

[DittoFreak]

Comment 101:

You're good at writing weird songs.

[RFDC07]

I wish the lyrics were written in the description for this song

Imagine if they had 22 kids which were all boys or all girls that would be well funny

[nerdfighter78]

Could you imagine trying to use the bathroom with 22 girls in the house. The boys would be better cuz some of them would just go outside:P

[BarryAldridge]

Yeah the song for Sarah/Yeti was awesome. Minature soccer teams yeah. I love Football/Soccer. The Suck Widget is awesome YES.

[JoNPiN0Y]

I couldn't help but start laughing when Hank came up to the screen and said, "from your womb..." at 0:56... hahaha...

[Lizador]

John Green is a baby making machine!!

OMG I snorted REALLY HARD while laughing and it hurts now.

[Fixrulz]

I'm totally torn. John Green Babys would be incredibly awesome BUT that's some serious endangering of the continuity of John-Green videos..

[xoxWHOAxox]

My science teacher has a lot of kids and wants some more- enough to make two miniature soccer teams. We will literally bring it up in class and I will start humming this song because it's what comes to mind.

[sgtpeppers10]

i love the random pauses. and ditto to everyone talking about spending hours watching the videos, between this and my recent obsession with mamma mia i've been drifting around barnes and noble (my job) singing things to myself like "don't go wasting your emooooootiiioooonnnnnn... in my pants!" gigglesnort. and then i get weird looks from customers. sigh.

[rivernymph84]

i just realized that i have spent almost 24 hours watching these videos from the beginning. i really cant stop. i took a really short shower and screened calls from my mom so that i could.

jeez what am i doing.

[Devaria]

I know how you feel -- I'm doing the same thing. I feel so late in realizing how awesome these guys are! Nerdfighters ARE, indeed, MADE OF AWESOME.

[smileloveelaugh]

haha I've been doing the same EXACT thing. =O

dftba

[finding13emo]

I am doing the same thing too XD

I feel really annoyed that I didn't discover these guys earlier, oh well better late than never right [:

It's quite cool though I enjoy sitting at the computer all day, especially because I have holidays now and there isn't any thing else I would rather do. However there are other things that I have to do, but those can wait [:

[tyorke89]

god me too...if only i could've watched them 4 minutes a day when they came out rather than hours on end and wasting HOURS! but i have to finish the series...duhhh

[crazymelon]

That's what I'm doing too!

[montreuxJazz]

me too : )

[mcflyloveme]

lol no preassure on the yeti

[deaddiscoxo]

no shit, eh?

[ghostwritten87]

groovy shirt :) me wants one of those . . .

Think my dad wanted a minature soccer team but he only got five of us. so one five-a-side football team perhaps. The woman always gets the final say :)

[Miss9McFly4SoD]

ha, around 3.00 my adium(*coughs* MSN *coughs*) sound track went off.

It was part of "Smoke on the water"

*Musician Nerd Fighters*

the bass line.

well on my bells it's G.B(flat).C.B(flat).

[towelmuppet]

1.14 lol

[mlq25]

opt to adopt lollllll

that was amazing!

[pipperz]

woo hoo, my birthday!

[kakashiwithoutmask]

22 kids...painful o_O

[robinheil]

Is it "oh ess ex" or "oh ess ten"? Because everyone at Apple says ten.

[saraofsweden]

i love the widget - looks awesome on my dashboard!! :D

[ishallcallyounarfba]

I wish they would have babies already. I'm sure I sound like their mothers, but John's desire for little nerdfighter babies is just too adorable.

[carrotmuffin42]

Well the babies would be born awesome!

[shmaller]

Hah, can you imagine an umbro suit on a baby? I'm sorry, but that's pretty damn funny.

[keeliaann]

This is the funniest thing I've seen in ages your best song yet :D

[bluemoo182]

from your womb =] hahahaha

[courtneylynne92]

poor yeti =]

[eamybba]

what if his mini soccer team doesn' like to play soccer??

[B1ueCadet3]

"John Green... is a baby-makin' machine"

[MorgBorg14]

oh my gosh! love love love it! its just made of awesome!

[yeldah239]

Hey! You rhymed long with long! isn't that illegal??

[beardieboo]

how could you not CRACK UP in this?!

[Watabird]

That is so cute!

[regularguy5mb]

Ah, the Netherlands, home to the random baby attack.

Look out!!

[everscamp]

awesome

[azmoonchick]

This is hilarious! I'm glad I went back to find it - I loved the live concert version!

[TheIronTroll]

Win.

[Cypresswhisker2]

LMAO :)

[gonnabeanauthor]

XD miniature soccer team.

[luvthecanadian]

I wanna see nerdfighter spawn!

[alexcastellanosleon]

lol, the song

i bet sara was pretty worried when she saw this

[SarahandLolo]

Haha, this is such a cute song! A miniature soccer team...poor Sarah. :P

-S

[PunkRocksNotDead]

My brother his getting married next June and I think I'll play his fiancee. But I dont think he wants a minature soccer team lol but there already going to be having a baby before the wedding lol so that ideas out. Hmmm going to dwell on this song but i have about a year. NERDFIGHTERS!

[FutureBondChick]

What happened to the five star rating? It used to be Awesome! Or at least it was yesterday. Now it's excellent. The level of World Suck is so rising. That and the fact that Coney Island is living out it's last summer as we know it. Which had nothing to do with anything.

[greenlife7]

i would really like to be a nerd firghter...but i don't know if it;s possible....

[TangerineVampire]

If you would like to be one.. you probably already are one.

[greenlife7]

:) I made myself one. And I pretty much am a nerdfighter.

[TangerineVampire]

Yay!

[greenlife7]

I know! Are youa nerfighter?

[TangerineVampire]

Oh, of course. (:

[greenlife7]

Haha well that's good news.

[kushya]

he surely does want a baby!

[Lexaaa21]

lol!!! omg... creepy babies

[flyingace1203]

A minuature Nerdfighter army, more like a platoon or squard

[bugspotter17]

Great Song!!!!!

[Berthaballs16]

yo man

[lili4trees]

Great song. :)

[JaddziaDax]

wow I think you got 200 subscribers over night O.o congrats?

[asdfmilly]

can i get a nerd fighter shirt? i want one!

[vlogbrothers]

They will eventually be available at brotherhood2 dot com. (There are people in the brotherhood2 dot com forum who can tell you how to make one of your own really easily though!)

[asdfmilly]

alrighty, awesome. I'm a member of the forum, so i'll try to find it. :] thanks!

[WowziePants]

or possibly a roller skateing extreme style team?

[Hypsiphobic]

Nice song :)

[JenP1991]

Or perhaps a ping pong team.

[namlhots]

I agree, Hank, as fun as the process might be I think John should set his sights on something more reasonable, say, a miniature curling team (4 members).