My sister and I sat in the front row of the comedy store and watched SK perform before he was famous. I never laughed as hard at anything in my life. He was that funny.
sam speaks for about 90% of men in this country. Im married i hate my wife she hates me and i know my wife would def pack a gun or drugs in my bag whyyyyy..........becuase she stuffed coke in my bag before our fucking disney cruise with our kids becuase she found out i cheated on her with a girl........i wonder what she would do if she found out about the other 2 i was with. so there i go in cuffs off to jail with my wife and kids watching as they go on a fucking cruise. BITCH.
@Beeguiling oh yea it was real priceless sitting in jail for 3 months for just getting my dick wet, lol oh well it was worth it.........i was getting my dick wet after all.
The belief that a cosmic Jewish Zombie who was his own father can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree...
I knew he was a preacher at first, but I hadn't actually heard him preach until I watched this. Wow... if he'd only gone back to it after comedy he would have been a hell of a draw, no pun intended.. ok maybe it was.
I love Sam. When it came down to relationships he was spot on 100% of the time.
I just got my heart ripped out tonight, and Im going to drink some beer, smoke some weed, watch some Sam Kinison and forget all about that stupid cheating, tweaker, lieing CUNT.!!!!!!!!
I now understand why Carlin rated this guy....if Carlin rates someone thats high fucking priase....and while this guy will never be as good as Carlin in my view...he is really good :)
Sam Kinison and Jim Morrison have the same B-day of December 8th, they had a voice , and they sure knew how to use it. Even though they are both gone, they are here with us in heart and soul. Thanks for bending the rules , for entertaining us, but breaking our hearts way too soon.
Kinison, killed by a drunk driver, Carlin by a heart attack and Hicks by Cancer. You can bet your ass that Justin Bieber is gonna live forever and be elected President to boot..
I just want to say if their is anybody who hates sam kinison dont know their ass from a hole in the ground RIP sam your the bests EVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!! REMEMBER YOU FUCKING BITCH FOREVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Check out Katt Williams if you haven't already (He is hilarious). I respect all comedians dead or alive for bringing laughter into our lives (or atleast trying). If tthe world is coming to an end we might as well die laughing.
@CarLiz04 "If this kid's feet dragging in the cart, let the little ese walk!!!! This motherfucker's 13 god damn years old with a cigarette and a sidekick!!! Push it faster, ese!!"
Sam was a great person, a great comedian, and I have to say he was a very cute little kid...almost looks like my brother does now... haha. :) R.I.P Sam. You Are Missed Very Much
I saw this when it first came out on HBO. This dude came out and I thought, "What a fucking bum!" But at the end of it I was puking my guts out from laughing so hard. Damn, Sam, we barely got to know you, you crazy son of a bitch. We miss you.
@yayashua1, Yeah I know this, I think when people say "Hell" they are referring to the second death mentioned in the Bible. I believe "Hell" can not be found in the Bible. So with that being said I think you and I both know know what I was referring to, if you study the Bible at all. As for me, I am a believer, and I do study the Word.
@critter39 Hell was a creation of the Vatican. The Vatican taught reincarnation till 533 AD. Hell is the myth from the ancient Sumerian Tablets where you slaved your life away in the gold mines deep in the earth melting the ore with fire (and brimstone-sulphar) Look all this up online then get back to me. PEACE
8:21 NO SHIT
RepublicOfAntartica 2 days ago
I want this video on my N73 unit.
donnietodd89 3 days ago
he died the year i was born
beastofshs 5 days ago
RIP Sammy K.
And Rodney D. too.
MrRockjock13 3 weeks ago
Your vid is a favorite on Asuncion
yattrich49w 3 weeks ago
not funny
eazydoesit2011 1 month ago
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WickedMo13 1 month ago
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XxRavenThirteenxX 1 month ago
when it came to satiring the bible he was a genius!!!
MichaelHansenFUN 2 months ago
Sam recorded his first album in my old nightclub, Rockitz. We loved him so much. We also partied out of bounds with that crazy man! We miss you.
RockitzUSA 2 months ago
RIP Sam :(
TyeDyeGuyRy 2 months ago
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TruthKnowledgeDOTcom 2 months ago
Truth is NOT the best policy... NEVER admit to an affair
Nightchefable 2 months ago
He is the king of stand up!!!
margieann1976 2 months ago
This is by far his best recorded performance. R.I.P. Sam Kinison.
111Lotrfan 2 months ago
He's more loud and abrasive than funny. What chick would bang this fat slob anyway?
bendover992002 3 months ago
@bendover992002
Your mother! Don't F' with Sam man, that's just not gonna fly here.
BeefSapreem 2 months ago
Dear god, we will give you justin beiber and the jonas brothers for sam kinnison
Bloodbathx01x 3 months ago 2
@Bloodbathx01x and Bill Hicks...we need him back, too.
komedydude 2 months ago
OOOOH! OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH!
Jeffroshow 3 months ago
At 8:24 that thing about wishing he didn't have to go to work so I could fuck you all day.That is what my bf says to me HAHA
sallygirl2066 3 months ago in playlist Sam Kinison
i miss Sams week long appearances on The Howard Stern Show.
RICH12DAY34 3 months ago
I Love Carlin and Bill Hicks. Sam is my older brothers favorite comedian. This is the first Kinison I've ever seen or heard. Hope it's a real treat.
Buckeye43207 3 months ago
My sister and I sat in the front row of the comedy store and watched SK perform before he was famous. I never laughed as hard at anything in my life. He was that funny.
58windsong 4 months ago
60 ppl were sams ex gf's
GMCbaraka 4 months ago
RIP SAM!
UnderMediKated 4 months ago
The BEST!
58windsong 4 months ago
Cartman is a genius.
npagano05 4 months ago
If you don't like Sam,
FUUCKK YOUUU
eworldplaza 4 months ago in playlist Sam Kinison 2
@eworldplaza Awesome comment is awesome.
The4thGuy 3 months ago
It's an more intelligent version of Cartman.
CrackThoseClaws 4 months ago 4
@CrackThoseClaws
AN MORE INTELLIGENT?
UTpacman 4 months ago
@UTpacman
Errors is a art.
CrackThoseClaws 4 months ago
@fabs038 Men who hate women, hating prick!
travman1987 4 months ago
Chunk from The Goonies really let himself go.
travman1987 4 months ago
@travman1987 But Chunk was always fat, so there wasn't much to "let go"...
CoolerKing37 4 months ago
this is Chris rock favorite comedian , he speaks highly of him
TheYoungshyne 5 months ago
you know he hooked up with those twins after the show
420Nelbone 5 months ago 49
@420Nelbone for real!! lol
ambergoddessartist 2 months ago
Respond to this video... a loaded .38--- bahahahhhaaaa
ambergoddessartist 2 months ago
most metal comedian scream
keaton223 5 months ago
my friend cleats dad used to hang with this dude.
ethansvitak100 5 months ago
I miss Sam.
He was AMAZING!!!!
George Vreeland Hill
GeorgeVreelandHill 5 months ago 3
THUMBS UP IF YOU MISS AND LOVE SAM!!!!!!!!
rockintommy2000 5 months ago 170
@rockintommy2000 Wish he could have been around to be on Howard's show on satellite. He would have been the greatest guest ever!!
Zyrtez 5 months ago
@rockintommy2000
I was born after this great man died. I hope I get to see him when I kick the bucket.
PlanarCollapse 5 months ago
:p
WeeFriendsForever 5 months ago
dick jokes, cool
asdfghjkl6661 5 months ago
Sam Kinison taught me how to eat my girl friend's pussy, and it FUCKING WORKED.
Thank you Sam.
ImTheDude909 5 months ago
he reminds me of my band teacher, they both wear that trench coat thing. :/
XboxTrader 5 months ago
His mother looks like such an amazing and wonderful human being.
promisedeyes 5 months ago in playlist Meme and Comedy Junk
I was a kid watching Kinison.
Him, Carlin, Miller, Leary, Dice-Clay, Louis C.K. and Stewart are the reasons I dig comedy today.
nichirenx 6 months ago
@nichirenx replace learys name with hicks since leary was a hack!
TheDotComKid84 5 months ago
Sam's telling jokes to God in heaven.
slightreturn3589 6 months ago
@slightreturn3589 and even tho he has heard them all (being the creator of letters words, humor and all) he still laughs at every one.
cobhcmofo313 6 months ago
sam speaks for about 90% of men in this country. Im married i hate my wife she hates me and i know my wife would def pack a gun or drugs in my bag whyyyyy..........becuase she stuffed coke in my bag before our fucking disney cruise with our kids becuase she found out i cheated on her with a girl........i wonder what she would do if she found out about the other 2 i was with. so there i go in cuffs off to jail with my wife and kids watching as they go on a fucking cruise. BITCH.
masterman3178 6 months ago
@masterman3178 Haha, You don't see "stuffed Coke in my bag" in the same sentence as "Disney Cruise with the kids" enough. Priceless.
Beeguiling 6 months ago
@Beeguiling oh yea it was real priceless sitting in jail for 3 months for just getting my dick wet, lol oh well it was worth it.........i was getting my dick wet after all.
masterman3178 6 months ago
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Christianity:
The belief that a cosmic Jewish Zombie who was his own father can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree...
64notorious 6 months ago
I was awake when i heard Sam K. died..... I broke down and cried.....
eolaeagles 6 months ago
Fuck being pc!!! That was never Sam!!! He told it like it should have been told. He's definitely one of the best comedians ever.
NinerRed63 6 months ago
HES GOT A GUUUUUN!!! HES GOT A FUCKING GUUUUUN!!! LOLOL
ibikedallas 6 months ago
First time I saw him in something was 'Back To School' with the late great Rodney Dangerfield.
racefan32 6 months ago
One thing about Brother Sam.. He Always PReached the truth.. evin if he was not what you would call pc
darthsnider1980 6 months ago
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this shit isnt funny
nauris708 6 months ago
sam was one of the stand up comedian
Jacksparrow1869 6 months ago
..don´t tell the truth .. !!!
bowman2062 6 months ago
I knew he was a preacher at first, but I hadn't actually heard him preach until I watched this. Wow... if he'd only gone back to it after comedy he would have been a hell of a draw, no pun intended.. ok maybe it was.
Madams1977 6 months ago
I love Sam. When it came down to relationships he was spot on 100% of the time.
I just got my heart ripped out tonight, and Im going to drink some beer, smoke some weed, watch some Sam Kinison and forget all about that stupid cheating, tweaker, lieing CUNT.!!!!!!!!
ImTheDude909 7 months ago
@ImTheDude909 Lemme have her number, Ill do an oldfashioned kinison call up?
babybackribs1994 6 months ago
Ive never seen someone with more, cocaine eyes in my life. what did he rail a teener, before he went on?
Bret1Maverick 7 months ago
What kind of shoes does he have on?
smjjohnson 7 months ago
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@onewolfseye What's his best Live album?
the one in which he yells
themooddisorders 7 months ago
fuck the truth, ahahahah :D
alecek 7 months ago
I now understand why Carlin rated this guy....if Carlin rates someone thats high fucking priase....and while this guy will never be as good as Carlin in my view...he is really good :)
bolch88bb8 7 months ago
I think i can here Buuh :o
SimLiskaNistaFista 7 months ago
i hate it when he starts yelling :(
Dumbaphobia 7 months ago
7:19 BEST Part! haha R.I.P. Sam We Love Ya!
TrentBMartinez 7 months ago
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Ever wonder who the fellow who killed Sam is?
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MrRUKidddingMe 7 months ago
Sam Kinison and Jim Morrison have the same B-day of December 8th, they had a voice , and they sure knew how to use it. Even though they are both gone, they are here with us in heart and soul. Thanks for bending the rules , for entertaining us, but breaking our hearts way too soon.
lillietree 7 months ago
he died way to soon. he would be ripping this PC world to bits right now.
usaeagle1776 7 months ago 2
I really miss this guy.
paull25 7 months ago
anyone here a tank in the back ground
trev879 7 months ago
The term "one of a kind" gets thrown around a lot, but there will NEVER be another comedian quite like Sam Kinison.
RIP Sam... we miss you.
oracle19 7 months ago
sam kinison george carlin gone and the world just gets less and less funny cant wait till we can bring ppl back to life
laupy10 7 months ago in playlist Sam Kinison breaking the rules
i know all about you. call to find out: 323 500 6951 ask for john
steveturnerxify 7 months ago
He may have died before his time,but at least he will be remembered!! R.I.P. Sam, u were before ur time, and died beforwe ur time.
Da0infamous0lilb 7 months ago
So sad that this man is dead! He was a star!
tedwyer 7 months ago 3
Kinison, killed by a drunk driver, Carlin by a heart attack and Hicks by Cancer. You can bet your ass that Justin Bieber is gonna live forever and be elected President to boot..
Kinjamaimai 8 months ago
@Kinjamaimai Lucky for Americans that Bieber won't be Pres. as he is Canadian. For us he is just an embrassment, like Celine Dion
slopitch27 7 months ago 2
is he dead?
korno96 8 months ago
@korno96 yes sadly
WiiGamerof1995 8 months ago
amen!
samuelsixvids 8 months ago
Sure wish I could do that...!!!
OLDERBLUE 8 months ago
Honey you are as pretty as the day we met. ROFLMAO
Twostones00 8 months ago
Sam, Rodney, George and James are very missed! They took Comedy to a higher level.
OchoCincosDad 8 months ago
those twins are BANGING!
Catcherintherye11111 8 months ago
Still miss you sam
kidscotch39 8 months ago
rip sam kinison
dizzychihuahua 8 months ago 2
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1diefordethklok 8 months ago
HE'S GOT A GUN!!!!!!!!
1diefordethklok 8 months ago
The story then THE MAN
Jumbofry 8 months ago
NO SHIT!!!
REDV120652 8 months ago
Thnx 4 da upload.too many stupid ppl..since only the smart ppl can die 4 da country while stupid ppl clog up the free clinic
MCgook 8 months ago
I LOVE SAM KINISON !!!!! FROM PREACHER TO COMEDIAN YA GOTTA RESPECT THAT
jlion31685 8 months ago 49
@jlion31685 yes he has the characteristic of a preacher
Crecendos 5 months ago
@jlion31685 it's kinda like going from nun to porn star
TheIllestVillain 5 months ago
RIP Sam you were the Best.
WarpedWizard 8 months ago 3
Sam Kinison rebellious? Nah
finnemccool 8 months ago 3
WHY WHERE PPL BOOING HIM??????????????????
qtworth 8 months ago
51 people can't stand the face of hell.
djs909 9 months ago
Rest in Peace, Sam Kinison, be it Heaven or Hell, you've rocked the world more than any other comedian out there, Hell Yeah!!
Worgenftw 9 months ago
I dont have a soul, but i DO like this!
skulljoint 9 months ago 3
Fuck drunk drivers!
MRXFX91 9 months ago
I just want to say if their is anybody who hates sam kinison dont know their ass from a hole in the ground RIP sam your the bests EVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!! REMEMBER YOU FUCKING BITCH FOREVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
313patron 9 months ago 2
So did Hicks learn a lot from Kinison?
begood20000 9 months ago
@begood20000 Yeah, even the sounds and voice. What's up with that?
1594615 8 months ago
If only i can thumbs up the guy @ 8 min 20 sec. :(
MindofMichaelMyers 9 months ago
he's one of the most funny insulting as hole BUT omg i cant stop watching its hilarious! RIP sam! from germany :)
TheExoticAnimal 9 months ago
aww its so sad he died R.I.P sam!
TheExoticAnimal 9 months ago
beep beep...HE'S GOT A GUN!!!! HE'S GOT A FUCKING GUN!!!!!
jreily88 9 months ago
Nasty Fucking Little Twins
morath11 9 months ago
I will always miss the best FUCKING COMEDIAN EVER
morath11 9 months ago
really cant like this enough
cotillion 9 months ago
I feel so horrible so fucking horrible i was born the same year he died RIP
libertarianable 10 months ago
JIM NORTON IS KINISON INCARNATE
Swigzabrewski 10 months ago
hicks, carlin, belushi, farley...shit even candy, the list goes on...thank god we still have the prophet and chosen one joe rogan to guide us
Swigzabrewski 10 months ago
Check Louis CK, he is awesome comedian too.
vvinblog 10 months ago
If the world is coming to an end, we might as well die laughing...LOL
CarLiz04 10 months ago
Check out Katt Williams if you haven't already (He is hilarious). I respect all comedians dead or alive for bringing laughter into our lives (or atleast trying). If tthe world is coming to an end we might as well die laughing.
CarLiz04 10 months ago
@CarLiz04 "If this kid's feet dragging in the cart, let the little ese walk!!!! This motherfucker's 13 god damn years old with a cigarette and a sidekick!!! Push it faster, ese!!"
Legba85 10 months ago
this stand up is not that funny, some fat dude making jokes about cheating wth?
Coltbullseye 10 months ago
george carlin started to complain too uch at the end..this guy ruled!
thewheel246 10 months ago
This Stand up was so damn funny! I miss this cat! Look at his gear, LMAO!
DemetairsBell 10 months ago
"Don't leave... I have'nt got you back yet."
alpha18412 10 months ago 2
FUCK, Kinison is dead;
rodneys dead;
pryors dead;
carlins dead;
Deport Sagot to save us all.
Zagratrona 10 months ago
BOB SAGET
THE END IS NEAR
12-21-12
KILL BOB SAGET BEFORE HE KILLS ALL US
BUICK925 10 months ago
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sbajkowski 10 months ago
I so would want to hear Sam go on about Clinton and The other past few presidents.
XxBlackIrishxX 10 months ago
Louis CK
arsn527 10 months ago
It's a shame he was taken out by a drunk.
1970SuperBird100 10 months ago
Carlin....fucking legend!
0adireita 11 months ago
you forgot Carlin man he is Legend
ISnipeKittens 11 months ago
Idol worship makes me very uncomfortable no matter who it is.
pretorious700 11 months ago
Love that dance @ 8:10
GypsyRussellMusic 11 months ago
At least we still have Patton Oswalt.
abcdefh1992 11 months ago
@abcdefh1992 YEP
25Rush2112 11 months ago
The 47 people who disliked this have no soul.
alix777 11 months ago 34
@alix777 the other two have souls they are just haters?
supzzzzzzzznig 10 months ago
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Shadowklnzer 8 months ago
It's like the man was ahead of his time!
KitsuneNights 11 months ago
But they are alive here all you macabre bunch of smiley pepole. And some day
you will be dead too. Don`t forget! ;)
TickTackSack 11 months ago
And Bill Hicks! R.I.P.
Marcaquinho 11 months ago
Sam was a great person, a great comedian, and I have to say he was a very cute little kid...almost looks like my brother does now... haha. :) R.I.P Sam. You Are Missed Very Much
MySisterILove 11 months ago 2
Dear God, if we give you Bob Saget and Dane Cook, would you please send back Sam Kinison??? Please?
TimGuitarTaylor 11 months ago 2
@TimGuitarTaylor Dude, don't lump Saget in with Dane Cook. I mean, you might not like Saget, fine. But Dane Cook is like the Nickelback of comedy.
isaaczeke 11 months ago
i wanted to taste it all!.......life i mean, dont get nasty lol
williamrafe1 11 months ago
Is it just me, or is there some idiot booing in the beginning?
thedarkknight319 11 months ago
I saw this when it first came out on HBO. This dude came out and I thought, "What a fucking bum!" But at the end of it I was puking my guts out from laughing so hard. Damn, Sam, we barely got to know you, you crazy son of a bitch. We miss you.
kanshou 11 months ago 2
His girlfriends version would have been funnier.
meotaku2 11 months ago
he goes...had about 8 affairs...lol..is that a round about6 number then...haha!..AND THE TWINS..your a cruel bastarddddddddddd...cruel!...HAHA
ltuomela 11 months ago
and the original rebel lenny bruce
TheClosestranger00 11 months ago
damn the twins are hot..
indigoDroog 11 months ago
Sam's mom is so pretty.
MsThebeMoon 1 year ago
still love you HONEY!!!!!!
RedStateRoy 1 year ago
Sam Kinison, Rodney Dangerfield busted in Heaven for telling Dirty Jokes
JG40061 1 year ago
@yayashua1, Yeah I know this, I think when people say "Hell" they are referring to the second death mentioned in the Bible. I believe "Hell" can not be found in the Bible. So with that being said I think you and I both know know what I was referring to, if you study the Bible at all. As for me, I am a believer, and I do study the Word.
critter39 1 year ago
I wonder if he's screaming in Hell.
critter39 1 year ago
@critter39 Hell was a creation of the Vatican. The Vatican taught reincarnation till 533 AD. Hell is the myth from the ancient Sumerian Tablets where you slaved your life away in the gold mines deep in the earth melting the ore with fire (and brimstone-sulphar) Look all this up online then get back to me. PEACE
yayashua1 1 year ago
id goto his church for sure
brucekirk89 1 year ago
legend
badreligionbomb 1 year ago
42 people have a girl back home that are on their period worrying about the cable bill.
PunkNJunk 1 year ago
A truly great comic who left us all to soon. Thank to YouTube we still get to laugh at these great comedians of years past.
skipper8257 1 year ago
he did. so. much. cocaine.
GHOSTBGA 1 year ago 2
He was one of the great ones we'll miss.
How much more he had to give us we'll never know. He was great at telling it like it is. I feel cheated we lost him so early to a freak car accident.
starchaser777 1 year ago
did he really do 7 years in Federal Prison or was that just a possibility?
shagohod666 1 year ago
@shagohod666 I think he was saying that he "could" do 7 seven years if he was found guilty of bringing a loaded handgun on a plane.
slopitch27 1 year ago
and this guy was a minister once... LOL
Richinator2000 1 year ago
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41 people need to be FUCKING SCREEEEAMED AAAAAAATTTT!!!!!!
uptowndc 1 year ago
hilarious guy in the back going: NO SHIT!!
downcast1000 1 year ago
fuck, kinison is dead
rodneys dead
pryors dead
nielsons dead
sagot.....were fucked
syswhocares 1 year ago 64
@syswhocares and pauly shores still alive...what hope do we have
joelyboi20 1 year ago 37