Dog Makes of With Family's Frozen Turkey

[panthera50]

ROFLMAOOOOOOOOOO !!!! ^^)

[gotitans999]

You mean "Dog makes off" ?

[earthalien77]

!Hello people! Um...what if the dog had rabies or some other disease?

[40thegardener]

Real funny. It could only haooen in america,

[goonercrew08]

Some people will call the police for the dumbest things.

[ExtraTerrestrials]

at least she find what she can be thankful for

[BinkieMcFartnuggets]

This reminds me of a similar story involving a bear and no survivors, the way nature intended it.

[Pvtjamesryan2]

"thawing the turkey on the porch"

on the porch?!

ON THE PORCH?!!!

You got to be kidding me. How can you be that stupid?!!!

[savebury]

I have stomach problems and just the thought of what that could do to me makes me feel ill.

[hellfire695]

aahhaha now that is funny

[u2bblonde]

Marley lives! That is something my lab would do. That is a great story! No one was mad at the dog. They were all giving thanks and laughing, as they should. Probably made some new friends over it. How can that be bad?

[JOS3EMMANUEL]

then da story gets even sadder da dog was found dead da next day of malnutrition n starved himself to death..

[moomay11649]

Dogs are totally awesome!

Luvs,

Mooz

[IcyKitty]

why would anyone thaw a turkey on your porch?

[apmathai]

who gets the turkey, the human or the dog?

[1981z28camaro]

lol, also dogs are not color blind, hence the dog walking when the light turned green.

[jaehood109]

You imagine if they arrest the dog..haha lol

[Jimmy9554]

when i saw the title i thought they replace the turky with da dog 0_0

[songpoemguy]

this is so cool dogs are awesome rember last year the shoplifting dog story well i shared this with all my friends check out the song you silly doggie its an orginal song i wrote david dubowski set music to ot and he sings it

[jadebrew]

Why in the world did the lady call 911?? Who thaws a turkey on the freakin porch??

[Arthurb06]

WHY THE FUCK IS THIS ON THE NEWS?

[1981z28camaro]

um because it's better than hearing about people getting their heads cut off on Grey Hound Buses.

[NinjaGirl2646]

lol these people need to get a life

A. why thaw turkey on porch

B. why the f is this news

C. Why call the cops because of a missing TURKEY

D. its not that hard to buy another turkey

[luckstergal]

On the day before/of Thanksgiving, good luck finding a replacement Turkey that isn't frozen solid.

[lordseffy]

Off.....*facepalm*

[alecbarron]

great.

[KingAssmar]

"OFF"

Fucking morons.

[pubtor]

where's the dog now?

[jevalencia2]

the lady called the police??

[larryinc64]

HOW IS THIS NEWS!

[joevsyou]

if i was that dog i would ate that and broke the wish bone then brought the wrapper back for them throw away

[cutemama007]

why the fuck is this news?

[joevsyou]

because it something for people to laugh at duhhhh. thats what the news is now days. if it dosen't make people look stupid/laugh then most likely you wont see it on the news

[dianekeefe]

Pinch me. Thawing food on a porch? lol They should have cooked it for the hungry dog.

[cassskulls]

what a dumbass ..... why the fuck would you thaw your turkey on the porch?? retarded.

[kakompo]

She said "this blond dog"  lol

[3slimdog]

Where the coppers when you need them? :-)

[pyromcr]

miss spelling in the title. you put of instead of off...

[Colortiniz]

It's the AP, of course there's a typo

[bestSVMS]

who thaws on you porch? Isnt it supposed to be done in your fridge?

[REPOTAG]

i thaw mine in the toilet- the perpetual flush thing ya know- better than in the sink

[cassskulls]

this is probably a true statement.

[12GaugeLosAngeles]

HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!!!!!! Thief....

[MikeyCreation]

That dog could survival on it's own.

[moviedude22]

dog was smart he knew to ditch the booty other possession is 9/10th of the law. you got no case coppers!!!

[louie000007]

hey, the dog had a right to take it. im mean, who leaves a turkey to thaw outside? all the turkey was a missing was a "take me doggie" sign on it. the dog one ups these humans! I feel bad for the dog after it came back with stuffing and rolls, only to find the turkey was missing :(

[Vleesball]

i want that dog -.-

[AALLSSOO]

this shows that assosiated press cares unlike other news networks

[biggerflexible]

The dog will be executed for stealing.

[sparks12001]

This is not even good enough for fucking local news...

[wolflore]

lmao i love this kind of news!!

[tLlXenonFire]

its OFF not of

[LoneRaven01]

Score one for the K9 lmao Adorable.

[Jimmyjumpnjive]

They got all my relatives in one AP News story! Love it! Even the family dog.

[dustinallen1982]

title fail

[megaman2160]

what a waste of a story. all they had to do was go get another turkey

[lphillips84]

It was stolen on thanksgiving, the chances of a place being open to buy another turkey is slim to none. Besides, who cares. It's better than another story about a kidnapping, murder, etc...

[sparks12001]

@lphillips84 NOT EVEN. Kidnapping and murder gives me deeply satisfying erections, this does nothing for me.

[lphillips84]

For some reason I believe you.