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  • I was driving by n I saw your butt lmao fuckn horny fucks

  • Fireworks aren't dangerous at all... It's the way you handle them that they could turn dangerous!

  • i blew my nuts off once!! but bought a new pair on ebay $9.99 shipped

  • The first one looked like a 3" mortar, and the 2nd a 4". I'm 20 and I am one fireworks show away from taking my license test. Now, there is a BIG difference between the 1 3/4" mortars, and a 3-4-5-6-8" mortar, they probably died because the fuse burnt out right before it hit the quick match but there were still embers on it and then ignited while they were looking over it. Or a falling ember from the sky came and lit another one they had in another tube. These fireworks were NOT consumer grade.

  • first off the first one who in the hell leans over em second who would just sit there and keep bein hit

  • Did anyone hear that??? repeat 1:38 a few times lol. there a guy in the back round say in " i was driving by and i saw your butt" LMFAO

  • Why would someone post this crap

  • Sounds more like a shotgun, not a firework :O

  • dumbass snooty sounding bitches that talk thru their noise shouldnt comment about stuff like this...makes me wanna buy every firework made and accidentally blow her head off

  • Stupid bitch !!!

  • The average number of people injured from fireworks every year-8000.

    The average number of children injured from toys every year-250,000.

  • Life is the leading cause of death...everything else is merely a contributing factor.

  • @usmcoth well said

  • Another typical control freak... No doubt a liberal democrat

  • 0:54 why would u have em aimed at grandma in tha first place

  • the death is the users fault. you shouldnt have leaned over the tube. wonder where he got it because i bet he didnt have a type 54 atf licsense to buy and own these fireworks

  • well mabey if the mannequin wasn't such a dumb ass

  • and this is why i LOVE illegal fireworks!

  • these are all m80s, huge shells, and things that arent consumer, this is bullshit, and shes just one of those bitches who thinks all things are the same

  • Ohh look those fireworks seem to have fallen over towards me what will ever happen next?, ohh boy they seem to have shot me once who saw that coming?, what they shot again??, I must have bad luck!!

  • Cheap fireworks

  • Well if you look down a fucking mortar tube while its about to go off your a fucking idiot who deserves to be taken out by natural selction.

  • cuz when my mom gets shot by a fountain firework, she just sits thier and takes it.

    dumb asses

  • Nancy Nord is clearly one of those lonely bitches that thinks everything should be illegal.

    :48 is called Darwin theory. Anyone that looks down the barrel of one of those artillery shells, needs to die.

    :53 I don't think anyone with an IQ over 75 would still still for that. First spark would send them running. And lmao@two moron blowing themselves up in their apartment.

  • It ends just as it gets interesting, dose the voice say "I was just driving by and I saw your butt"?

  • excuse me, stand directly above the firework I light, NOR point it at my grandma.

  • on 0:59 you wouldnt just stay there lol

  • How about a video about the joys of fireworks???

  • Does anyone see the irony here? They are playing with professional grade fireworks just to tell us not to play with them. I don't need a video to show me the dangers of professional grade fireworks. The fireworks shown in this video are NOT consumer fireworks.

  • This is the dumbest video I have ever seen.

  • Alright, just saying.... 1) I would never, ever lean my fucking head over a firework mortar, I dont give a shit if Lucky is down there with some lucky charms and his time traveling marshmallow. 2) Everyone knows that you're supposed to wait at least 5 minutes before approaching a firework to check if it's a dud. 3) What fucking idiot stores fireworks in a garage? Do you know how hot that shit gets? well, he was 53 so he may have had alzheimer's in which case he should be in an elderly home...

  • lady

  • all of the firfe fighter catre about stupid brush fires from fireworks it is there fucken job to extingwish or stop a fire that is why thet are getting paid for if a firrwork accident happend dummbass

  • well our heads not made from wool, and what a retard you have to be to look into firework from half meter directly above it

  • ILLEGAL ...lady we aint got nuthin to do with that .....or doo we

  • 2 people ......i shit out 6 on a good day....<-diary of a serial killer :)

  • wow 2 people

  • This reminds me of the movie named "Joe Dirt". Joe, a country boy, knew everything there was to know about fireworks.

  • Pfff, no dumb person ever dies that way. And even if they were that dumb, they probably wouldn't even be dead.

  • while you watched this video 8 people died in car accidents

  • No dummies were harmed in the making of this video.

  • DIE, GRANDMA!  MUAHAHAHAHAAA!

  • They shoud have used professional You Tube douchebags instead of dummies in this video.

  • Oh my goooooood tell this conservative whore to shuuut up

  • @Vaicurious

    I doubt this lady is conservative. Conservative people like to blow the crap outta things. And they know people should take responsibility for their own actions. At least most of them think that.

  • ok i have some airal mines should i put my face in front of them going off??..yes

  • that one at 1 min was kinda a fail only a few bernes!:).

  • This is fucking retarded. I'm still going to have roman candle fights :D

  • I was driving by and saw your but.

  • 0:55 grandma took it like a pro!

  • keep in mind, AP fuck tards humans are flesh, bone we arent made of Styrofoam, if you like, we can stick your fucking face in the way, see what happens

  • What about the little girls at 1:40? BLOW THEM UP TOO! D:

  • Shit man those are some powerful fireworks. It literally blew apart a whole watermelon

  • what kind of fireworks are they using? Tomahawk missiles?

  • 0:47 Epic Phail.

  • this AP lady isnt exactly the most sparkling fuckin personality in the world...maybe shes been rocked by some serious fuckin BOOOM BOOOM to the face...and im not talking about cock

  • they had t o use illegal fireworks for the illegal fire works demo... at least thats what I would do to keep things real XD

  • why didnt that lady sitting in that lawnchair move?

  • aaronzack14 did not copy any comment mrpelhambay coped aaronzack14 's comment look at the dates!!!!!

  • wow those are some sad looking dummys

  • fucking neoliberals banning all that they dont like

  • this was one of the best firework displays ive seen in a long time...i really love the dummy getting its head blown off...i could watch an entire display just with mannequins getting blown up

  • 0:55 this is often referred to as the pyrocumshot. Its a very dangerous procedure, that should not be attempted at home.

  • This video shuld be called "Raw Video: The Dangers of C4" xD

  • 1:38 - "I was driving by and I saw your butt!." hahaha

  • Sorry about my spelling it's supposed to de while

  • If you stare down the barrel of motar whet it's already lit u deserve to die

  • This is what you call natural selection or thinning the herd!

  • I love how they are saying 'Fireworks are dangerous, they can be deadly!' (Which is true) and they are testing them in the middle of DC! Less than 100 feet from cars! Even closer to real people...geeze...

  • if you're dumb enough to keep you're head over a fucking mortar or sit in front of a roman candle without moving (still wouldn't do that much damage) then you deserve a Darwin award

  • "I was driving by and i saw your butt..." Did anyone else hear that at the end!?!? ROFL

    Also... towards the lady dummy sitting in the chair... if 1 firework shot at you, you would run away, not just sit there and get a nice tan from the explosions etc etc

  • what were that two girls for??

  • why'd you be so retarded so you point the firework at yourself...

  • I see they took a few precautions, but isn't that an area with civillians driving by? Might be a little dangerous to have not coordined off the area for these tests.

  • Fireworks = Not that dangerous if everything is done corectly

    Fireworks in the hands of stupid people = Lethal

  • in soviet russia, fireworks light you!

  • this video is Pointless

  • That reporter's voice is fuckin annoying.

  • LMAO! Idiots!

    Don't stick your face in front of fireworks! xD

  • Pfft, just a flesh wound. >_>

  • God knows what they were gonna do those two girls...

  • those dummys were ok!

  • funny as shit. great way to scare children and foam manicans everywhere

  • BUT I LOVE FIREWORKS !!!!!!!!!!!!!1111

  • Hippies are funny. All this video shows is why you shouldn't put your head infront of a "device" that shoot shit out of it at high velocitites. I could show idiots like this why you shouldn't put your head infront of a shotgun too. Thats pretty graphic. Lets outlaw all shotguns now too, because they kill stupid people.... and while we're at it, lets all join the Nazi party. And lets outlaw shoes above size 10 while we're at it, they make you trip more which killed 4 people last year....lame

  • People slip and fall in the shower and die. Maybe we should BAN showers too....

  • Listen to the end of the video: Girl laughs and giggles, Guy says "I was driving by and I saw your butt!"

    Seriously, turn it up right at the end. Ha!

  • @cdw626

    it's true :O

  • @cdw626 the fact that you noticed that is the shit hahah

  • @cdw626 lol i wonder wut brought that up? im sure it wasnt the explosion

  • @cdw626 lol

    

  • Is it me, or was the grandma/lawn chair bit just a little too funny.

    Notice how I didn't end that sentence with a question mark.

  • the woman dumy in the pink cap sat watching? she looked fine, just a lil sprinkle lol and it looked like the firework was set up to fire AT her. yeah there dangerous though but we know that

  • And remember folks, have a safe, boring, and unpatriotic independance day! Or, now that the liberals are in control, interdependance day!

  • 2 people out of a total of 6+ billion?!

    SHUT DOWN EVERYTHING, BRING OUT THE BUBBLE WRAP!

  • FIRST OF ALL THIS VIDEO IS SO RETARDED, SECOND THOSE DUMMIES ARE MADE OUT OF STYROFOAM, THIRD IF THERES A BURNING PROJECTILE WONT YOU MOVE OUT OF WAY INSTEAD OF STAYING THERE LIKE A DUMBASS THAT IS WHY FIREWORKS ARE GETTING BANNED IN CALIFORNIA

  • Thanks for your concern. Now MIND YOUR OWN BUSINESS. No one is forcing YOU to use fireworks. Don't try infringing on other peoples rights, even if it means blowing themselves up. It's THEIR risk, not YOURS.

  • Stupidity is MUCH more dangerous than fireworks. Why try to save these type people?? The ones who are brainless enough to look down the throat of a mortar. Do you REALLY want these mentally deficient people breeding & producing even more mentally deficient mini-people? Just let them do their thing, but make sure no one is around them other than their own family.

  • their just sitting their letting the people getting hurt what type of country is this?

  • lol you would have to be jackass to go and put ur head over one of those...

  • 1:00 LOLLOL WHO IS SITTING RELAXED WHEN A ROMAN CANDLE IS POINTING AT HIM

  • Hold up, if your dumb enough to look down the barrel of a mortar shot, after its lit, and before it goes off...... you probably needed to die anyway. just my 2 cents

  • GROW THE FUCK UP! ITS A LITTLE FUCKING BOOM! THESE TV PEOPLE ARE MAKING IT LOOK WORSE THAN IT IS THEY ARENT EVEN USING M-80S THEY ARE USING CRAZY SHIT IN THIS VIDEO!

  • fireworks = awsome smart pepole useing fireworks = sweet stupid pepole useing fireworks = natural selection

  • Illegal fireworks for sale shipped anywhere pm me!!

  • @magistic345 PM'Ed!!!!

  • @PlanetAcheron what you need?

  • the watermelons exploding are probaly explosives in them that are illegal to the public

  • 0:55 - The dummy doesn't run for cover and still doesn't catch fire.

  • ap blows

  • wtf stop trying to make fireworks illegal

    just coz ur son had no common sense dont fuck it up for us

  • last year thousand of people died from cigarettes

    last year ten people died by choking on candy... shown here is how dangerous candy can be... test dummy gets head blown off

    last year 3 people died by getting cut by scissors... shown here is how dangerous scissors are... dummy explodes into 5000 pieces

    last year 2,967 people died by by accidentally putting a gun to their faces and shooting themselves

    i think you catch my drift

    im tired of stupid ass people, thumbs up if you agree

  • @aaronzack14 wtc you top comment copyer -_-

  • @aaronzack14 you copied a comment

  • last year thousand of people died from cigarettes

    last year ten people died by choking on candy... shown here is how dangerous candy can be... test dummy gets head blown off

    last year 3 people died by getting cut by scissors... shown here is how dangerous scissors are... dummy explodes into 5000 pieces

    last year 2,967 people died by by accidentally putting a gun to their faces and shooting themselves

    im tired of stupid ass people, thumbs up if you agree

    Im tired of thumb whores

  • @aaronzack14

    I think you are missing the point here.......

  • last year ten people died by choking on candy... shown here is how dangerous candy can be... test dummy gets head blown off

    last year 3 people died by getting cut by scissors... shown here is how dangerous scissors are... dummy explodes into 5000 pieces

    last year 2,967 people died by by accidentally putting a gun to their faces and shooting themselves

    i think you catch my drift

  • NOTE TO SELF BODY GO BOOM

  • katy perry is hot

  • @AlexsDamnFilms damn right she is! but wats that have to do with fireworks??

  • @sedromexican Her boobs are like fireworks! :D

  • That was some serious head injuries..

  • If you're so stupid you lean over the damn thing then you deserve to die

  • They make it idiot proof...someone will make a better idiot.

  • LOL AT THE SI TTING ONE LOL. WHAT DUMBASS WOULD SIT IN FRONT OF A FIREWORK LOL LOL

  • It will blow your mind away... literaly!

  • why would you play romancandal dogeball with a old granny sitting in a chair

  • Daaaiiied

  • that manic an should have moved out of the way

  • who the hell is gna b leaning over a firework like tht n who else is gna b sitting 10 feet away 4rm a firework. fuking retards who dnt no wat they r doing!!!!

  • If you're that idiotic, you don't deserve to live. :P

  • How about this; don't sell fireworks to IDIOTS!

  • bla bla bla, don't put your head on the railtrack.... same news value...

  • why would you mess up 4th of July. wtf so somepeople loss a finger or two. not my problem. 

  • So remember kids, if you are made of styrofoam and lean over a firework, your head WILL explode.

  • waaaaaaaaaaaait how are fireworks going to explode if there is no fire close or something

  • and this is why fireworks shouldn't be handled by morons

  • This constitutes NEWS? AP should be ashamed for such shoddy reporting but on the other hand, they should be commended for hiring a handicapped reporter...note her speech impediment.

    As for the 5 people who died due to fireworks: I think they were actually suicides who took their own lives after watching this video!

  • wtf is wrong with her voice! And how stands right there when it goes off DUMB ASS VIDEO

  • wwwwwooowwwwww 5 people died im so scared more people die a year from car crashes god that woman sounds like a bitch

  • whats the use of this video?! it aint scaring me to not shot off fireworks!

  • i enjoy sitting casually in a lawn chair while fireworks hit me

    WTF is wrong with that?

  • 2 people died from fireworks 60 people died from sal menala however u spell that should we bann reptiles?

  • Dumbest video I've ever seen.

  • need high speed camera!

  • This video should be called the The dangers of retards playing with fireworks

  • look how big that fucking firework is and who the hell would just sit there as their ass got burnt up

  • Oh right, so just because the dolls are made of flamingo, does that mean a sparkler can completely make my head go away? I DON'T THINK SO!!!

  • you can hear her around 1:38

  • she sound tired or drunk

  • wheres your head at

  • hahahahah, this reminds me of the reefer madness movie. Give it a break.

  • RUN LADY RUN!!!!!

  • the girl sound drunk

  • Because a watermelon accurately simulates the strength of a human head....yea right. What is it with people using watermelons as targets and saying "oh if it could destroy a watermelon it could do that to a human body!" watermelons are NOTHING like humans!

    And a whole TWO PEOPLE died? That's INCREDIBLY safe, more people choke each year on food products!

  • @indalcecio I agree totally. It's just chlorine for the gene pool anyhow.

  • thumbs up if you think this video is retarded...

  • ok i doubt people r gona be sitting on a lawn chair letting people throw fireworks at them and taking it like a man

  • And who is this fucking dumb as hell to do all this shit?

  • That mannequin deserved it!

  • What a load of fear-mongering bullshit! Only an idiot leans over a 4" inch tube or makes illegal fireworks in their apartment.... Survival of the fittest isn't just for qualities of physical strength or prowess, clearly intelligence plays a roll... the stories this woman's reading (who knows if they ar even true) clearly prove at least that much.

  • It's a good thing that the associated press is spreading this information... This way the 5 retards who would actually look into a mortar tube that they just lit can die in a more peaceful way, like when they decide to use a hairdryer in the bathtub.... Bu t I think the AP are the real dumbasses

  • don't stand that close to fireworks?

  • viedo proof why watermelons should NOT use fireworks!

  • Oh Noes, Poor Styrofoam people.

  • u got to be a redneck to lean ur head towards that tube XD

  • You have an annoying fucking way of talking, and i will continue to "include powerful professional fireworks in my backyard display." I'm not a dumbass who is going to look down into the mortar tube.. that's why you light it and walk away. People who do shit like this are the ones who get things that are actually fun illigalized.

  • The didn't show the bit where the two little girls shown right at the end get blasted!!!

  • i like how they think your not going to run while ur gettin shot at, i think youd haulass if ur gettin shot at by fireworks

  • If your going to stand right over a firework like that, you deserve to be shot in the face with it...

  • That lady in the lawn chair should of got up and ran!...dumb bitch!

  • poor apartment

  • i was drivig by and i saw your butt WTF!!

  • they deserved to die!

  • If I had a styrofoam head, fireworks would be the least of my worries!

  • @icantgoon1 and your gay

  • @ReconSurfer Thanks for letting me know. I'll get started on my makeover right away, moron.

  • @icantgoon1 Your a fag i'll beat the shit out of you oh and my gay friend said he might be late tonight...and tell ur mamma i'll be early peace

  • @ReconSurfer Your a big man hiding behind the internet. Sound tense. Go have sex with some dudes it will help you relax.