@Ilikekittycats123456 He basically said exactly what Walter said in the real show. "The new car - honey can I sit in it?" Jeff had a tequila (spelling) before he did this particular show so he lost his place. Just shows how great he is - to improvise like this.
I love how he jumps off the stage and walks up to the guy and hugs him! AHAHAHAHA!!!! He deals with mishaps very well! He's very spontanious! Ready to do something completely different if the need arises!!
THEY brought deaf people to a ventriliquist show! what are they gonna do next? take blind people 2 see David Copperfield?.....the bridge just disappeared...oh, sorry. lol funny guy met him in pensacola in early 90's and had tears in my eyes I laughed so hard 4 so long.
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I absolutely love how everyone is dying laughing even though they are even trying. Walter and Jeff are just standing there and the whole audience is laughing!!!!!!!!
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I'm kernal sanders ow ow ow ow i kick your ass wha wha grass hopper if you can take the pebble from my hand i no longer kick your ass what are you doing peanut fu what happened to kung fu i can't why not cuz this one is fucked up LOL LOVE IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
it's cool that he's so flexible, and works the bloopers so it's like they're MEANT to happen!
iloveanime654 1 day ago
Check please
scream8284 3 weeks ago
Peanut fuu. What happened to kung fu. Can't do Kung fuu. Why not. Cause for kung fuu you need 2 arms and this kinda fucked up lol laughed my ass off
scream8284 3 weeks ago
hahaha
shamustess 1 month ago
At 47 the guy said new car can I sit in ps. He is my favorite comedian/ventriloquist
griz123411 1 month ago
@Ilikekittycats123456 The new car honey can I sit in it
noahnynja88 1 month ago
i love how he keeps going and being funny like nothing happened... thats improv at its best :D
88TheGLEESON88 1 month ago 2
I can't wait to see him live. xD My father and I are saving our job funds together to see him when we go on vacation.
Luxkerr 1 month ago
new car honey can i sit in it, from arguing from with myself?
AdoptedMexican23 1 month ago
i tried and tried, at like 00:47 what did he say
AdoptedMexican23 1 month ago
5:54 lol
ssickles9 2 months ago
Wat does that guy in back say? I cant hear him
Ilikekittycats123456 2 months ago
@Ilikekittycats123456 He basically said exactly what Walter said in the real show. "The new car - honey can I sit in it?" Jeff had a tequila (spelling) before he did this particular show so he lost his place. Just shows how great he is - to improvise like this.
TheMalfoyBoy 2 months ago
0:07 lol "oh fuck"
ssickles9 2 months ago
Hilarious!!!!!
PimpDaddyFitz573 2 months ago
I love how he jumps off the stage and walks up to the guy and hugs him! AHAHAHAHA!!!! He deals with mishaps very well! He's very spontanious! Ready to do something completely different if the need arises!!
RommieRules 2 months ago
Reposting a comment!
5partaf 3 months ago
this is so funny. god I love when he improvises when he messes up...
Hochichin 3 months ago
Thanks for ruining the blooper with your top comment of quoting, quite possibly, the funniest line in the whole video. Bastards.
AustiNis1337 3 months ago
ohhh nevr mind
prettycherrix 4 months ago
wat does the guy from the bak say?
prettycherrix 4 months ago
10 people missed the red button like Bubba J. He doesn't hate this vid, he just likes to press buttons!!!!!!
commando414 4 months ago
CHECK PLEASE!!!!!
commando414 4 months ago
they are the funniest
george63513 4 months ago
walter and peanut are the funniest
george63513 4 months ago
Poor, Poor Blad Peanut xD
darkhollywoodvanilla 4 months ago
My Two Fave Peanut And Walter Hilarious!! xD
darkhollywoodvanilla 4 months ago
Does the ticket say Jeff, his friends, and the drunkin asshole in the back!!!!!!!
jeremygrrtt 4 months ago
9 People are drunk friends of Jeff Dunham.
catwomen61 5 months ago 5
great :3
snoopdawg21 5 months ago
Better than the actual show
LethalAnesthetics 5 months ago
THEY brought deaf people to a ventriliquist show! what are they gonna do next? take blind people 2 see David Copperfield?.....the bridge just disappeared...oh, sorry. lol funny guy met him in pensacola in early 90's and had tears in my eyes I laughed so hard 4 so long.
midsizedwhiteboy 5 months ago
9 People Don't Have A Black Belt In Peanut Fu!
2ndStarToTheRiight 6 months ago
Jeff: what you doing?
Peanut: Peanut-fu
Jeff: What to kong fu?
Peanut: In able to do kong fu, you need to used both hands. This one kinda fucked up
SeattleSportsFanic 6 months ago
9 proplr have none grandfathers
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devonthabomb 6 months ago
I like how Jeff jumped off the stage and afterward was like "How the fuck am I supposed to get back up?!"
This is was Jeff isn't in Improv.
CountryMusicFanForev 7 months ago
wear depends...gonna piss yourself laughing. Jeff D n "friends" ROCK!!!
drason69 7 months ago
What did that guy say?
Malice720 9 months ago
@Malice720 "honey, can i sit in the new car?"
SeattleSportsFanic 6 months ago
I probably would piss myself laughing if I ever saw him live. XDD
lilalchemist 10 months ago 30
@lilalchemist if you ever get the opportunity to see him live - do it! it's amazing! :)
acn128 1 month ago
9 ppl dont know comedy
05266386 10 months ago 8
Jeff: What are you doing?
Peanut: Peanut Fu!!!
Jeff:What happen to kung fu??
Peanut:Can't do kung fu...
Jeff:Why not?
Peanut:Cause to do kung fu you have able to use both arms and this one kinda fucked up....
LMAO!!!! Priceless.....
lawtonokieguy 10 months ago 56
LOL aww fuck
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diabloreventonf22 11 months ago
very few people can make a hilarious segment because they legitally fucked up. Jeff fortunatly one of those people
thatonedude675 11 months ago 7
a little pale for a middle eastern.
KinoDrummer 11 months ago
9 ppl didnt get to hug peanut!
shadowpuppyadspongy 1 year ago
I absolutely love how everyone is dying laughing even though they are even trying. Walter and Jeff are just standing there and the whole audience is laughing!!!!!!!!
xBrunoMarslover97x 1 year ago
he shud improvise a whole show, that wud be EPIC
indydewaele 1 year ago 7
Master of improvisation :D
SiberiaStorm 1 year ago
it's always funnier when the comedian messes up, and he comes back up it's so funny along the way back on track
bjnovak1 1 year ago
Peanut- -points at bald guy- now i look like that guy!!!
Rofl LMAO
wolfgirls112 1 year ago 3
sorry edit... oh #$%# LOL
hunting270243 1 year ago
GO WALTER!
ChimerasBlood 1 year ago
penuts face when his hair fall off HAHAHA that is funny shit
ibbzie97 1 year ago
what happened to kung fu?
can't do kung fu
why not?
cause to do kung fu you have to be able to use both arms and this one's kinda f**ked up...
hahahahahahahahahaha
ZotharReborn 1 year ago
this is actually funnier than the real video LOL
TheMoparman84 1 year ago
Peanut fu!!!
Woutjestrat 1 year ago
9 bald guys are mad cuz they weren't huged
SammyUchiha1 1 year ago
Dude I'd loved it if Peanut hugged me!! X)
CrazyAirCadetBandie 1 year ago
JEFF-DUNHAM-IS-AWSOME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
xxladyyunaxx1 1 year ago
lmfao through out the whole thing laughed so hard started cryin
300,000,000 sperm thats the one that got through hahahahahaaha ROFL ROFL LOL LMAO LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!
jazminegotswagga246 1 year ago
8 people accidently pushed dislike
asdisfun 1 year ago
pretty funny, but something tells me he planned these
no way he could wing it that much
KidCoolio 1 year ago
can we borrow your chair
wendz161 1 year ago
ROFL i laughed so bad when peanut looks around when the hair drops
Ebiiiw 1 year ago
Hé is Awssssoooooommmeeee événement when hé messes up a bit it majesté itore funnnny
Nisfox 1 year ago
man they were laughing so hard with walter ..and that hug was just precious
JustACiuciumuciu00 1 year ago
I love the way Walter laughs
sora32563 1 year ago
;)Thx alot Sweetheart David! I sure know & love funny man Jeff Dunham & his very silly characters very well & truly enjoyed this very funny skit! I sure appreciate the smiles & laughs Sweetie! Have a Nice day & Luv Ya, Glory
Zoester415 1 year ago
wonderful video - fantastic - thank you - lg gitte
gitte1958 1 year ago
SO FUNNY,SO FUCKED UP HAHAHAHA ,THANK YOU FOR UPLOADING THIS,I WORE A SMILE FROM START TO END,AND IT ENDED TOO SOON.55555
beachfrontal 1 year ago
@beachfrontal Thank You Very Much For Sharing David ) This Is Hilarious Very Funny Stuff I Enjoyed It Alot Thank You For The Smiles
SugarCandyCherryKiss 1 year ago
@beachfrontal -Like#174-Hi David ,thank you
for sending this my way...Too funny !!! Laughed
all the way to the end....A great way to start the day!!!
HAHAHAHA......Thank you for introducing Jeff to me- I will check out the other videos of him.....
Have a fun filled day and keep on laughing..
Hugs from a distance....Polly
luvperu1 1 year ago
Omg Walter please sir lol Jeff his friends and the drunken ass hole rofl 300 million sperm and thts the one that got threw OMG WALTER!!!
nve330 1 year ago
This AIN'T new!
diggyize 1 year ago
3:19 and over is funny
Lemurboy871 1 year ago
i'm sorry, does the ticket say Jeff his friends and the drunken asshole in the back? me thinks not! shut the hell up lmao
neongreenmaracas1 1 year ago 3
peanut fu! LMAO!
pinkybooblue 1 year ago
now i'm lookin for his bloopers..
lol
Er1ckAmaya 1 year ago
now i look like that guy!!! lol
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CrystalQueen999 1 year ago
300 million sperm thats the one that got through?
lavrilfan16 2 years ago
300 milion sperm and thats the one that got through?
lavrilfan16 2 years ago
babygirl4028 2 years ago 17
What did the guy in the audience say to Walter and Jeff? I couldn't hear....
FestenGTA 2 years ago
"Honey, can I sit in the new car"
jigglysinger 2 years ago
He said Walter's last line which was, "Honey, can I sit in it?"
MsTwinkle101 2 years ago
i lurv jeff dunham!!! lol
fieldXhockeyXchicX 2 years ago
"cause this one can not fuck up" lolsz
jUsTaLiTtLeAwEsOmE 2 years ago 4
Can I borrow your chair?
TheAmethystDreamer 2 years ago
you mean, can WE borrow your chair.lol
EnnaMarri 2 years ago 5
LOL! THATS FUNNY SHIT RIGHT THERE!
DaizyfreeAG 2 years ago 3
"300,000,000 sperm, thats the one that got through"
tAcOsLaPpEr33 2 years ago 4
peanut is awesome
lama583 2 years ago 4
just somethin to think about lol, you ever think that jeff has more then one personality lol with all the... dolls... lol
jinkles10 2 years ago 4
Peanut FU!!!!
freekkk 2 years ago 2
ROFL
TheCriminal2334 2 years ago 7
LMFAO xD i luved when peanut went down and hugged the bald guy xD
Xkjgmcr522X 2 years ago 114
@Xkjgmcr522X my too man
batista35500 1 year ago
peanut is the best~!!!!!
frozenhell98 2 years ago 4
I love how Jeff starts laughing when Walter goes "Please sir..." lol
ArizonaCardinalsGirl 2 years ago 9
LMDBO
guiqui5 2 years ago 3
at least he didnt do the melvin "blooper" because im tired of hearing people say its a blooper when it was supposed to happen
Marioboy63 2 years ago 6
agreed!!
Matrixenzo2001 2 years ago 3
He winged it pretty good! :)
kristinns19 2 years ago 97
300 million sperm.thats the one that got through?!
hahahaha..LMAO
reygey87 2 years ago 8
What did they guy in the audience say?
FutureNFLPro 2 years ago 2
He was telling them where they were in the act.
shinoandme 2 years ago 4
peanut and walter r da best. jeff waz sooooo good making up for dem mastakes.good quality 2 nice.u roock
bceltics98 2 years ago 3
i love peanut!
ciupicX 2 years ago