Punchline - The Perfect Woman

[fedaykin022]

The 1st girls should have made her tits bigger for win

[smartzazi]

I'd marry all three of them, it's a normal thing in the middle east ;P ha

[jdm142]

@smartzazi i think you mean utah. loll

[lIDarkScythelI]

A sexist joke against men but as a genetic male, I find this hilarious *clicks likes*...

My perfect woman will be the one with a kind heart, be there for me when the whole world was (literally or figuratively)after me. Cooking and etc are good too but that's not what I was looking for. However, she need to have some patience with me to put up with me being lured away from the relationship by lust from other ladies... I still have a Y chromosome you know?

[Valbigbootyjudy]

eeww at 1:01 her boobs are vainy!!!

[Bloodblade97]

2nd girl is the hottest.

[demgod]

so he spent $15000 just to take the one with the biggest tits? wow he must be rich...

[Joeofiowa]

@demgod

$10,000 actually

[VampireMutilator]

Rofl

I'm a women and I find this very hilarious.

[smashjesse11]

i though he was gana chose the third one

[zaster101]

@smashjesse11 the third one had the biggest tits

[DarkDestiny151]

...this is why men are incapable of loving...

[shiroisan87]

lets put it this way, my GF found a wallet with $2000 cash in it at her job. we went shopping and the bitch spent 300 bucks alone on underwear! she bought me a $20 tshirt and a $dvd. THAT'S IT! needless to say, we've broken up. but a fan of selfish stupid spoiled bitches.

[G00g284]

@shiroisan87 why didnt u just steal it lol? it wasn't hers and she'd already spent 300 of it so she couldn't have gone to the cops.

[fUCkyOUbL0WM3]

the perfect woman will cook me food, clean, suck my dick and roll me joints while im playing my ps3 and wont bitch about it.and she'll keep her fucking mouth shut cause i like my quiet time.

[MissLucyBoomer]

@fUCkyOUbL0WM3 thats called a slave

or a sex robot

I think you can get one on the internet

[fUCkyOUbL0WM3]

@MissLucyBoomer get yourself 1 that cant talk, the tits grow bigger

[shuairan]

not funny. not even close.

[vmi3301]

@shuairan outstanding joke!!! One to be told throughout the ages!!! :)

[rikci1]

thats was obvious .. this joke is fake and gay

[Darkspi]

Booooo.

[sugercube99]

he chose the 3rd one cause if you look at what shes wearing then you can tell who

[thenightlite2861]

hilarious

[7oota2007]

looooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­ooooooooooooool oh my god, that one mad me laugh so hard hehehehe

[bleach14yomama]

lol i get it lamo that was funny i would get the gril that bout me all the stuff hells ya

[hakumeinaru]

Anticlimactic.

[frailbeauty17]

Lol aw common.

[thewaysh]

he chose the 3rd one :D

[lightbulbcathage]

pft

[triprosin]

I knew it....

[mk0frosty]

=))))))))))))))))))0000

[gelehead420]

LMAO that was funny.

[PPV01]

hehe, loved it

[ishbo22]

XD wonderful

[RenaeWright]

lol