Top 5 Things to NEVER DO.

[thereisnohate]

That. Little. Piece. Of. Hair. Uuuuuugh

[MelissaRaptor]

I'd love to go skydiving! And I completely agree with #2.

Also, drinking to the point of not remembering anything is fucking horrible, I've done it once, never again.

[personto]

Catdog doctor?

Dr. Catdog.

Me gusta.

[love81hate]

i agree with every sing one

[HardCoreTiger24]

So true & ironic! Lo

[oWRainbows]

i went skydiving...

[msmarewi]

wait, aren't you gay? i honestly confused, right now...

[ItsThoseCrazyChicks]

@msmarewi No >.>

[IAMMEKIZ]

I felt a little Onision jab to the face. New subscriber, you're pretty rad for a ghetto Batman. I think cyr is jolly good fun(pops voice)

[TheKaphra]

last week I had one of those nights... they are real, I can't remember anything, luckily nothing bad happened. I don't recommend it though :)

[demidinsmore]

I laughed so much at this haha

[fuuckkyeahh]

You are very hot

[insomnia5201591]

he is so HOOOOOOOOOOOT!

[TheGuavaLava]

that's a GOOD booty.

[amandarocks789]

my grandma came in while he was makin those noises :( grounded for life

[xXcookmonster]

o_o wtf xD

[Siofraa2Kaii11]

whats on your left hand..?

[2020basha]

YEAH, ONISION! you go, vincent! :)

[FaggatronModle3000]

1:23 I'd watch that.

[grimm149]

play naruto

[Wulvez]

My name is becky.. WHAT DID YOU DO TO ME

1:50

lmfao. xD

[SisterUchiha]

@Wulvez im srry! i tried to hit the like button and i missed it! and now i cant undo it!! sorry!

[BuyoLoverForever]

Lolololol.

[ArtFreak658]

1:24 - 1:30 sounded like you were talking to a dog or somthing who's name just happened to be booty

[TheJohnyBrown]

5 pornos in one night O.o ,,..,, yep / too much to drink .

[xGoldenAngel18]

O.O is that a wedding ring?! 3:10

[VlogLoops]

@xGoldenAngel18 The Million Dollar Question. :)

[phoenixtears12ify]

peepee XD

[pipipaige]

skydiving seems cool but im afraid of heights and dieing young so yea same

[DemonicAqua]

Psh. Skydiving is a death wish, and porn is unrealistic.

[JCats12]

Ure really hot

[MrOtterfuzz]

Actually, that kind of a fall only takes between 48 seconds to a minute and a half depending on the height lol

[AudeeMonster]

I thought you were my soul mate until I watched this video.

[sweetiepielovegurl]

Lol!!! Your sooo cuute!!!(: can I just hug yoooou???(: lol

[ellytheplatypus]

is it just me or did it say "#1 Getting Drunk To The Point Of Not Remembering Anything" when he was saying #2? :o

[madysXamazingg]

can i just.. hug you for the rest of my life?

[judy4justice]

It's like you read my mind!! Those are my 5 things I'd never do either,BUT I am sixty!!Wouldn't have done them even back when I was goodlooking!LOL

[CaptynNarcotics]

Mhmm. yep. good. this is good.

[xxHEADofMCRMYxx]

yeah getting drunk to the point of not remembering sucks but on the other hand i'm glad i dont remember it haha i just wish i didn't get that way to begin with lol

[zachp5]

man a lot of people just want to murder you, chop your pee pee off, put it in a popsicle, and feed it to the dolphins..

[natroxx1]

You freaking starred in five pornz bro~ xD

[BloodyNightSky]

Is it only me or does Cyr's outro make you want to cry? It sounds so depressing

[Helloraechel]

The whole video I wanted to fix your beautiful hair :)

[gogerychwyrndrobwll]

So drinking until you can become the dragonborn and fus ro dah your friends is okay? :P

[EmmyEmsal]

The drunk one is on mah list too.

[dementedsmiles]

That one piece of hair...

[kayyxbabyyxo]

It's been a little over a year since I've watched one of your videos...and now I'm going to spend the next 10 minutes wondering why I ever stopped. This was great, as always, and glad to see(hear) you have the same end-of-awesome-video-music. x) Still searching for a newer video with the infamous "OH THE DRAMA!"

:)

[ThumbsxDUp]

"I just don't need or want people knowing what's going on in my personal life."

You say some pretty cool ass things but this to me was the best. I seriously think Greg needs to take after you. :)

[sedcomet]

ONISION HAS TO WATCH THIS,HIS FRIENDS,VIDEO!

[MynameizzVAL]

"Bro, you freaking starred in 5 PORNS. Bro, and I showed them to all my other bros, my family and your family too bro." HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA XD

[SarahsPlace100]

Do "5 Things To Do Before You Die"

[loverayxx]

GET THAT FUCKING PEACE OF HAIR OUT YOUR FACE !!!! XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX

[firewolf47]

... I don't know. I'm scared of heights also, and I still want to go sky diving. I figure if my parachute doesn't open then I could just grab onto someone skydiving with me. I mean their 'chute may not be for more than one person, but at least we wouldn't die... just like... get hurt a lot :D... Maybe you should shave your hair off? that would be a change of things, or dye it... idk >.< I suck at suggestions but at least I try, right?

[FRENCHIZE420]

He messed up he put number 1 twice

[DismallyHopeless]

58 people are alcoholic porn stars that like to skydive.

[redex145]

@DismallyHopeless lol

[TasteThePrideRainbow]

Staring in a porno? Who said it had to be women ;)



[XxPrankCallerXx101]

Your my favirot youtuber! (sorry for bad english)

[krazorspoon]

You should share your #2 tip with Onision. >>

[Marissa69Love]

That one strand of hair!!! Gaahhhh move it to the other side!!

[ErinAshlei]

there was the number 1 twice!!

[suplyseackxxxy]

@ErinAshlei aah shut up

[8Graciela8]

i would probibly never go skydiving either i really really dont want to die O_O

[MCRWayIeroToro]

My brother is a John Smith.

[517lilly]

lol this made me laugh

[TatyanaRamirez]

That's a good booty, that's a good booty!

[chibigrunt]

Oh god, I can barely stand roller coasters. So skydiving?!

[rissyroo018]

i fucking love you your hilarious

[IAmMisterDishSoap]

your. hair. is. so. nice. :o

lmao <3

[XrissParawhore]

Bring me Ian Somerhalder! =D < 33

[0oDaniellao0]

Thing #2 BAM! take that, Onision!

[Kaylapaloza]

I fell the same way about all of them.

[XxPandorasHeartsxX]

it is possible to pass out from too much drinks..my dad is proof of that

[tercanator]

VIDEO RESPONSED THIS :D

[Despondencyy]

Yep i agree with all of them..

[zsonderegger99]

@Dstoried what???

[dstoried]

Looked at camera at 3:20. You thought nobody would notice. We did.

[RyanLeach123]

PUSSSSYYY!!!

[MyChemicalWay22]

Mhm, yep. Good, this is good :) When the bitch doesn't understand how good it really is.

[stemingshrimp56]

clif jumping



[NoNoodlesForYou]

You were in 5 porns. HAHAHAHAHA

[shakebuttercup]

One thing I will never do is type in what I like to call, "text language" I don't understand it what-so-ever.

[thorman3602]

@shakebuttercup like lol omg wtf r u tlkng abt?

[shakebuttercup]

@thorman3602 Hahaha exactly.

[FaggatronModle3000]

If you sound like that when you have sex.....OHBBY<3 Love me <33

[parkerboggs89]

hes very feminine

[TheWormDosentRead]

I have a small thought in the back of my mind that the number 1 thing you shouldnt do is torwards Onision a lil bit :0

[GertrudeOgilthorp8]

I like reading comments. You guys are so funny

[messy108]

5 things you chould do:

1#: Marry me

2#:buy me a chocolate

3#:let me be in lots of your vidios

4#:stay with me all my life

5#:love me...

I dream alot

[ohsnaptheresaspoof]

uuuuuuuuuuuuuuh am i the only one who noticed that he put two 2 gettin drunk untill you blackout or what?like if you noticed!

[Vampbitez92]

Jesus that fucking one piece of hair was pissing me off the whole video >.< i was wanting to put my hand through my laptop just to fix it.....things like that normally dont annoy me that much god lol anyway your awesome xD <3

[chibigrunt]

@Vampbitez92 Ah, god damn it, now it's bothering me >_<

[Lizfizz1000]

@Vampbitez92 SAME!!! IT WAS PISSING ME OFFF Oh well I still love him lol

[LucifersAngel666100]

@Vampbitez92 NO WHY! >.< IT CANNOT BE UNSEEN xDDD NOW I NEED TO FIX IT! WHAT HAVE YOU DONE TO ME xDDDDD

[skateboardbitch100]

@Vampbitez92 i was fucking doing the same thing

[emoheartsJR]

Wow you look like Ben Barnes...that's a good thing!

[gebril61]

you have no Adams apple...

[TheKingdomHeartsGirl]

I love you Cyr!!!

[TheGreatLobotomy]

1:25 sounds like your talking to a dog named "Booty".

[BellaCullenRey]

Lol

I love you XD

[Twwistad]

You said the getting drunk thing 2 times.

[insaneXrandomXretard]

i fluffing love you!!!!!! <3 xxx

[ImJogginWithScissors]

Art can be anything, so long as the intention for it to be so is there.

[MrFreakedguy]

theres two number 1??

[SniperCinema]

1. Stop smoking weed.

That is all.

[WuvasBabyBlue]

amazing cut off your pee pee LMAO

[AnarchyWings100]

5 things I'd never do:

1. have drunk sex.

2. getting married in vages, whilst drunk.

3. post all or some of my personal details, problems, or issuse in my life on the internet.

4. become big on youtube, ;(

5. stop watching Cyr on youtube.

[xXPancakezsXx]

I've gone bungee jumping :P I'm twelve.

I've never gotten drunk Lol!!

Being possessed by a demon. xDDD

[legomaniacsss]

i luv the ending song!

[AmeliaDuphraine]

This video makes me DIE of laughter

[Wethinktoohard]

1) Actually, falling to your death wouldn't be so bad, after all, you're there to have fun in the first place- might as well feel that way even on the way down :)

Other than that, I completely agree with everything else.

[YoMissSnow]

I'm in love with you. Justsayiiinnnnnn.

CYRIOUSLY though.

[ImmaDinoRAWRX3]

lol who else wants to see what kind of face Cyr would make if he ate habanero peppers XP

[jvcd4444]

there's a back-up parachute when you go sky-diving. haha d:

& you are very attractive.

[luckystarlover105]

@ MrSnacob wtf

[ZedraTheOtaku]

There's nothing like falling to your death to 5-8 minutes...

[AshleyAxeKiller]

I absolutely Love these videos, butthis one is the best. And it makes my day better to know that someone shares the same outlooks as me.

[ImmaDinoRAWRX3]

lol



[MrSnacob]

pornography isn't disgusting...its art ;)

[LPSRocks132]

I wanna do number #5 always have always will

[WildChild338]

Bleach....yeah

[sleepyhead9876]

HAHAHHAHA

[XXPriceTagXX]

Ummmmmm if u haven't noticed a lot of historical "art" hase naked chicks and dudes and prostitution

[Senpaiify]

@XXPriceTagXX If you haven't been to school, ancient art focuses on the human body and the anatomy. It's called humanism. Learn it.

[XXPriceTagXX]

@Senpaiify umm I'm in high school man cool it, plus that's how they always put it in those documentary s we watch in class -_-

[03UltraFanGirl03]

@XXPriceTagXX he said porn not nudity. BIG difference.

[l0l808456]

@03UltraFanGirl03 yeh but he said he wouldnt take ab pictures either. so i think nudity is out of the question

[03UltraFanGirl03]

@l0l808456 abbs isn't nudity.. lol taking pictures of your self in a bathroom this your shirt lifted up isn't nudity is called being a douche. lol

[XXPriceTagXX]

@03UltraFanGirl03 I was replying to some one else who said something about it, and since i was on mobile i could actually reply to him where it shows under his comment

[beccaedward2010]

cat,dog,doctor

[Sxoya]

5 more reasons why Cyr is uber perfect ~ ^3^

[gothickittyful]

u saying weird porn stuff was kinda sexy XD

[RoseGlisson]

<33333

[timothyiannon]

Cyr ... actually talking instead of just fucking with us. Reminds me of when he was younger.

[rebeccamariexo]

are you marrried? just cause i saw your ring:)

[aoihura]

haha your sexnoices sounds like you talking to a dog xD

[MCR262]

#2 = onision 100%......tht guy pisses me off to no end haha!!!

[MCR262]

i was just talking abt the ab thing on facebook last week!!! thts why i luv u cyr!!!

[clickclicksnap18]

Do you know you look like William Becket?? (: 

[paintedragons]

A lot of people do faint when they skydive.

[MissGrzymReaper]

I have the same fear. I've avoided alcohol and drugs because of it and I've also lost a few friends because of it too. :( Everyone wants to drink and smoke weed nowadays.

[ImAmazingUSA]

I love his hair but that one strand that's covering his face the hole time is bothering me

[meena162043]

haha i dont think grandma would uhm aprove of the 5 porns XDDDDDDDDD

[Emmelberry]

I don't really think that people go out with the intention of getting sloshed to the point of forgetting things. I tend to lose self awareness when I'm drunk, so I don't really realise the point where I'm like "You're INCREDIBLY drunk right now and if you continue in such a fashion you will probably forget your evening. Again." A couple of weeks ago I had something kinda damn terrifying where I forgot most of my evening, not just parts. It made me wanna like stop drinking. 'Twas super scary.

[hiltonblondie98]

it's funny how onision is one of this best friends and he posts his whole life on the internet.

[missmusic17ily]

I love your hair

[satansjalv]

Not remembering half the night have happened to me several times but fortunately nothing crucial have happened :> so yea, it's not only something people say :P

[sammanicole]

I agree completely about not being in control of my body. That's what I won't get drunk.

[PeaceLoveCarnage]

You won me over at number 3 :] I'm thumbing this up for sheer motive of morality.

[PICKolodeon]

i felt like i was watching an AWESOME audition tape !!

[ReginaKocher]

blacking out exists, I haven't been totally blacked out, but i have forgotten most parts of a night once. all these pictures that i didn't remember taking with people started showing up on facebook lol

[acebammac]

I know someone who has blacked out several times.

[Unicorn9856]

that piece of hair in the middle of your forehead was really bothering me.lol

[emmaleeg123]

blahhh SAY HOW AWSOME I AM :)

[CourtneyRanae101]

1. NEVER make a video about how dumb your haters are... 2. defend yourself bc of the rumors from the haters... 3. Defend rumors of previous relationships... 4. Smoke rufees...haha. 4. Hump your pet.

[Shiyozuki]

@CourtneyRanae101

I see what you did there xD

No worry, I don't think Cyr would be that stupid ;p

[kuchan6991]

randomly stop in the middle of a sentence and start air humping!

[AcidIntimacy]

Blacking out is shit. Its happened to me by accident once or twice.

Scary, and embarrassing.

[thevalleylive]

# 1 is real. It's just that you drink a lot (obvioulsy) and lose control of your alcohol limit and how much your body actually can handle, and then you just wake up the next morning and can't remember most of the night... and of course it's not fun.

[Puzzlelion]

I've never even had a drink of alcohol so it really freaks me out when you hear those stories about people almost dying or blacking out or whatever.

Bungee jumping was terrifying enough but skydiving, no way oh my god.

[sociallyakward1]

GAHHHHHH!!! it's just that one piece of hair... o__o

hahaha

[planetpeacock]

Oh my gosh. This video made me love you more, if that's even possible...

[Frida708]

Facebook dot com slash Vincent Cyr... Subscri.... CYR

[Spiroking12]

XD

[Halfsh0t13]

Using drinking as an excuse for terrible behavior is stupid. usually anything you would do drunk is something that you would have done not drunk but were afraid of the consequences.

The blacking out thing is real. My boyfriend the other night went drinking with a friend for the first time in a few months. At 2am he got up to use the bathroom, climbed back into bed with me & puked all over me &the bed. I was nice enough to not punch him out. And he cleaned & did the laundry the next day.

[lilarcadegurl]

Im gonna choke a lobster with a hammer while erotically choking myself thing of you naked.!

[HiEndLive]

Porn is art. Clearly you've never watched

[henrycatgoesmeow]

@HiEndLive porn isn't art.

it's disgusting.

[HiEndLive]

@henrycatgoesmeow Yes it is. Motherfucker!

[gunteen8]

@henrycatgoesmeow

Art

noun

1.

the quality, production, expression, or realm, according to aesthetic principles, of what is beautiful, appealing, or of more than ordinary significance.

Try telling that to a porn star.

@HiEndLive Comfortably the most idiotic thing I have ever, ever heard.