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  • the one thing he is forgetting, is that meat is delicious.

  • Also, many Aboriginals call Australia day - invasion day and given our hidden history I support that point of view.

  • Check out "The China Study" (book) and decide for yourself all the research says meat protein kills slowly and painfully. Vegetable protein increases the quality and length of your life. If unAustralian is avoiding meat products, then I'm unAustralian for my family.

  • My ancestors didn't fight their way to the top of the food chain so that I could eat fucking vegetables!

  • Compare this guy to Sam Kekovich in terms of health and looks. I've gotta say, Uncle Sam Kekovich looks like a typical, bloated, overweight Aussie in comparison to this guy, who looks fit and is a great advert for vegetarianism/veganism.

  • I love this! It's so blunt and funny. Take that, Sam Kekovich, you heartless fool.

  • No one likes a vego or vegan.... I rather eat meat with veg and not be a Catch U Next Tuesday

  • This is awesome.

  • Not gonna lie, I'm still gonna eat meat on Australia day. But kudos to those who are going to fight the good fight and go without.

  • it's funny because sam kekovich is a cunt and anyone who actively promotes meat-eating must be pretty brain dead. There are way too many good reasons to be veg*n for any adult to seriously deny them, yet deny them they will.

  • @yaywoop which for me would include food which is going to be thrown out (not spoiled) - I see no rational argument beyond health or taste reasons to let a burger go in the bin etc. - but most vegans can't bring themselves to eat that type of food for emotional reasons. My primary argument is just that current farming practices towards live animals are fucking stupid full stop, there's almost no 'ethical' meat in Australia and I'd argue that it's very difficult for ethical farmed meat to exist.

  • @yaywoop as a response to what we did in nature, developing moral practice involves externally observing a situation, removing your involved blinkers and trying to plot the course of action which creates the least harm and causes the most good, something which pretty clearly leads to a vegan/non consumerist lifestyle. Also, I wasn't suggesting eating kangaroo was a waste of meat, I was suggesting it's stupid to waste (throw out) any meat which occurs as a by-product of something else.

  • @yaywoop sure an omnivorous diet is 'natural' - eating meat in the quantities we eat (such as those pushed through the Australia day lamb campaigns) and eating factory farmed or process farmed meat is obviously not natural, meat was something we ate infrequently and had to work for, and the animals were free roaming. Besides which, 'natural behaviour' is not necessarily 'ethical' behaviour - see, rape, violence, theft etc. - all natural behaviours which are unethical. Morality doesn't arise

  • I got told to watch this for english... Well that was interesting.

  • @problemantic also I didn't 'try' to burn you, I burnt you.

  • @iforgetsorrymusic I dunno man, you have managed to associate his argument with cannibalism, but you have done a pretty poor job of proving your own point. because we all know that eating other animals is kinda how life works.. we were designed to do it. the vegan argument simply can't win. the only appropriate objection to eating meat is the sustainability side of it, they burn through a crazy amount of energy to produce that steak.

  • @iforgetsorrymusic oh and if the animal has to suffer a cruel life, i'd object to that too. but it doesnt have to be that way.

  • @problemantic furthermore, you also choose to ignore the implications on human beings that your decision to eat meat has. E.g. my points in regards to energy waste and expenditure, if we converted the MASSIVE amounts of grazing land we use on inefficient meat production to efficient plant production we could save millions of lives and cure world hunger. But you want to eat meat, and you want to feel OK about it, so you ignore the clear and direct evidence in front of you.

  • @iforgetsorrymusic You're arguments stem more from the ridiculous quantity of humans, which is why we are so damaging to our environment. Maybe we should look into this cannibalism idea. Fortunately for you vegans and vegetarians will most likely be kept till last due to being 'tough and stringy'

  • @problemantic oo a you're slipped in there, look out!

  • @problemantic and, since you seem capable enough of rationalising that it's not OK to eat humans, you are at least capable of realising direct implications of actions, but probably are not capable of realising indirect implications of actions. E.g. I'm sure you wouldn't kick or kill a dog, but you would allow another to kill a cow, you can't see the parallel in situations because you choose not to recognise it, you think intention and convention = moral justification, but this is not the case.

  • @problemantic so, to your question 'what's the difference' - the reason I drew those comparisons is to highlight how stupid your question is. There is a clear difference, animals are living, feeling, thinking creatures aware of their own mortality, plants are not. There are degrees of intelligence, sure, for instance it would be 'more' OK to eat an insect than a plant, and 'more' OK to eat a single cell organism, and 'more' OK to eat lamb than a human. But not all those behaviours are OK

  • @problemantic your argument was so stupid it didn't require a serious answer. Do you really want me to respond to your assertion that there's no differentiation between plants and animals? Here's a clue, animals (let's take lamb for instance) are conscious, these are even mammals that display a great deal of intelligence, care for their live young etc. - plants are not conscious, we have no evidence to believe they are, anymore than a rock is. They exhibit living behaviour, but so do bacterium.

  • What a faggot, bringing politics into Strayia Day festivities? Unstrayian!

  • I'm curious, all the meat haters what is your opinion on eating kangaroo? seems like the obvious Australia day bbq choice.

    The population of roo's needs to be controlled anyway, they are killed quickly and live an awesome free life up until that point. The meat is also great for you, low fat etc.

  • @yaywoop As a vegan eating Kangaroo is 'more' OK than eating lamb, waste of any kind of meat is stupid as eating farmed plants still have a negative impact on the environment/eco system etc. (less so than meat obviously but clearly still there) but a lot of veg*ns won't eat meat for health reasons etc. too so that doesn't mean we'd chow down. I agree kangaroo meat should be the Australia day meat for sure, but they'd just begin to farm it and the same problems would evolve if demand got big.

  • @iforgetsorrymusic how is it a waste of meat exactly?

    other than that, pretty coherent comment

  • How exactly does one "grow" an animal?

  • @ByeByeBelly You give them water and nutrients...you've seen small animals get bigger yes? They even multiply and reproduce just like my lavender.

  • I don't know what I'm doing for Australia day, maybe working. But I dont eat meat so I definitely won't be eating lamb

  • Haha, this is great.

  • @problemantic and your ideas are even more clever, because if it was legal to eat your mum it would be OK to do so, because there's no difference between eating her and eating a plant, morally, if the behaviour is legal! Afterall, all of this silly scientific reasoning we use to divide kingdom animalia and kingdom plantae is wishy washy nit picking, everything can think and everything is equal, we should all have rock steaks and human pie and partyyyy

  • @iforgetsorrymusic It's a shame I actually wanted some sort of rational response to my initial question that will never get answered. Another vegetarian who can't explain their moral choices to me but tries to burn me for mine. This is why you are losing.

  • @problemantic oh! Now I see, your argument is even more sound. Moralistic choices are governed by law, in particular, law in the country you live on. All behaviours that are legal are also moral, so for instance, cheating on your wife is legal, thus is moral. Infact, cheating on your mother WITH a lamb would be moral, if it were made legal, and is moral in countries where it's legal. I get it all now, you are so wise. All we have to do to fix the worlds problems is make it legal to eat people!

  • @iforgetsorrymusic All of your ridiculous situations which have little to do with the topic at hand here are making you look pretty foolish. I never once said moralistic choices are governed by law. You seem to have a fascination with eating people, that's your hang up. What you have failed to do which is what I actually asked you initially is in regards to food...you know food? The stuff we buy in shops to eat.

  • @problemantic also, rocks are no less intelligent than you or I, yeah? Infact, we shouldn't even worry about the way we treat animals because we don't treat rocks any better. You've just made me see the light with your amazingly well thought out argument.

  • @iforgetsorrymusic speak for yourself in regards to intellect.

  • I used to love meat as much as the next person (who loves meat), but I've been vegetarian, and soon a vegan, for 7 years. I don't miss it, I feel heaps better physically, mentally and consciencely. I love the Frys burgers, "chicken" strips, sausages, and cutlets. They are really yummy. I'm starting to get used to all the different milks which don't come from any animal. So, it's a lot of money I haven't spent on animal products.

  • I think the biggest problem, whether it be vegetarian or not, is processed food. Besides, I like both....nothing like a good organic meat and veg meal......

  • women arnt impressed by bald. eat meat. it gives you hair.

  • Meat production may cause methane production but at least it is sustainable(common misconception is that everyone going vegetarian would be better for the environment, particulary with balanced diets) ... And it just tastes fucking good

  • @wrpbeak I think the United Nations might disagree with you about the vegetarian thing. In fact, maybe all the scientists who wrote Livestock's Long Shadow might disagree with you. But alas, people who eat meat don't really care for such facts. You could always watch Planeat and see how in fact a plant-based diet is the single best way anyone can cut their carbon footprint. But, you know, you love the taste of dead animals. So not much I can do will change your view.

  • @wrpbeak you are actually insane if you think meat production is sustainable. A cow is just a down converter. It's like arguing if you ate people there'd be no loss in resources from growing people, it takes a lot more energy to grow a mammal than it does to eat it, at least three time the energy and up to ten times the water it takes to produce equivalent plant yield.

  • About time someone kicked Sam Dickovich's stupid, moronic and totally boganistic advert.

  • @ilikebumfluff

    If you eat lamb daily, you are eating too much. The most you should consume is 500g a week, which is equivalent to about a steak and 2 decent sausages. There is a reason why meat, milk and eggs are near the top of the food pyramid, as research has found that any more then 500g a week can cause cancer, heart failure, diabetes and hypertension. 4 tablespoons of peanut butter has the same protein as a steak and Omega 3 is found in many popular kinds of nuts e.g. walnuts.

  • @ilikebumfluff

    Have you eaten cat? Dog? Whale? Sea Shells? Rocks? You are neglecting these.

    Just wondering: Have you killed an animal with your bare hands and ate every part raw without any seasoning? or do you only eat meat that comes pre-packaged and processed, then cooked with other flavours? How are either of these healthy? I'm sorry you find my lifestyle offensive.

  • What a tosser.....just sayin this shit makes you un-Australian....it is Australian not to give a fuck about this sorta crap...its just probably a stereotype because we consume more lamb than other countries...and most Australians dont give a flyin fuck about nutritional value..oh and also about the captain cook and his "Poncy Cronies" you sit there and put shit on Australian history and think what food you eat on the day makes you Un-Australian....its people like you that dont deserve live here

  • Meat develops your brain. The solution to global warming isn't less meat and THIS IS A JOKE! THEY ARE BOTH COMEDIANS! Don't take it too serious.

    So, whatever you eat, a tofu burger with extra vitamin c, or a nice juicy lamb chop, you are still Australian. (If you aren't, let's get back to the abuse)

  • This has probably pointed out already, but Cook wasn't part of the First Fleet.

  • Nothing beats chewing into a nice piece of rare meat - except, if you have done the whole package ie, stalked your prey, captured it and slaughtered it yourself!  Be a real man, get some blood on your hands and show that little lamb who is the apex predator on this planet. If I am smart enough, to dominate animals, I will eat them.

    If you are weak enough to dominate a been sprout, go ahead and enjoy. Means more meat for me!!!

  • @riggermortis72 Humans are rubbish hunters; we need guns and cars and stuff. Real hunters do it naked. With claws.

  • what a tard methane isnt produced when rumants fart its when they burp.

    you tree hugging sped.

  • hippy fag

  • who cares what people eat, i eat meat and vegetables not one or the other that way i have a balanced diet. I think both pro veges and pro meat is stupid just eat both you dumb fucks.

  • pro veges and pro meat are completely different imo. People who refuse to eat any vegetables are usually fat/ little brats/ stupid. Refusing to eat meat is a moral thing. Im not a vego myself but i don't know any "dumb fuck" vegetarians..

  • Is this meant to be funny? FAIL!

  • ha ha ha, If we weren't meant to eat meat why is it so bloody tasty???

  • @yobboford Because you're a pig.

  • @Davisrclayton very intelligent and well crafted reply, lol, I really couldn't care less what other people eat, how you choose to fuel your body is nobody else's business, but just like religious people veggo's seem to have a chip on their shoulder and want to shove their point of view down everyone's throat, just be happy and live your own life.

    By the way, why is meat so tasty???

    And, If we are part of a food chain, and you dont eat part of that chain does that make you a missing link??? lol.

  • @Davisrclayton *eats yobboford

  • I love Lamb

  • That other guy Kovich or whatever is a douchebag twat living off the lobbying money from the meat industry. This guy for office!

  • I wouldn't even consider dating a man who is barbaric enough to eat animals. I'd be like, go back to your cave.

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  • Sam` We Love You` Your a True Aussie!!! How about giving or selling this to Sanitarium as an Ad for TV!! : )Animals Thank You``Mate`

  • Everyone's getting too into it. You have to realise both these ads are jokes and are advertising campaigns :P. They are making fun of Australians, which is Australia. Everyone needs to get a sense of humour and just have a laugh and stop being pussys :P

  • It doesn't matter- Vegatarian or carnivore. We are all human beings. It's not like we are to different races- that would be like dividing the people who order Nuggets with there Happy Meal and those who would prefer a burger. Sam is right- Lamb is good, and an Aussie tradition. But meat is only one base food, it doesn't give your everything you need in your diet. So who cares if you have a tofu sasuage or a lamb chop on the BBQ, the one thing you must agree on is Australia Day is Australia Day.

  • You wanker!!

  • Dude... you don't make friends with salad

  • Way to go Sam...we don't need to eat them so why do it?

  • I loved this ad!! I love meat too but enjoy when someone does a clever ad, Brilliant!! Well Done :)

  • @neennie78 Thankyou for being open minded :)

  • Interesting to me why u would call anything that is trying to promote Australia day un-Australia ??? it seems to me even if Sam Kekovich was promoting carrots i wouldn't care because he is still promoting Australia day...... You are truly un-Australian for trying to stop a promotion about not only meat but Australia day. I saw take a tea spoon of cermet and harden up can celebrate whats great about our wonderful country.

  • FRYDAY, WE WON'T EVEN HAVE TO CHANGE THE NAME! :D

  • 0:39 guy takes off his pants in the parking lot haha

  • @eatfish69 OMG HAHAHA

  • we are physicaly built in ways and have evolved to eat meat

  • It's little things that make a difference in great marketing. And while I guess I appreciate this attempt, there are 2 things about this really annoy me enough to say Kekovich's ad's are better.

    Firstly, Simon doesn't sound anywhere near as authoritative as Kek does: it comes over like an annoying finance-report & not a Kek faux-statesman alternative.

    Secondly, if you're going to do it, do it in a position where the Aussie flag is going to be flying in the right bloody direction.

  • how else will i get my protein? soybean sausages and oatmeal? pfft! go suck a big fat one.. give me a nice rare steak anyday, blood dripping, mooing and all. mmmmm...

  • @bladerscumm Your body makes protein, every eukaryote has proteins, and guess what? Plants are abundant in them. Go learn about amino acids.

  • @ryuuwyvern90 Go learn the difference between complete and incomplete amino acids, also watch for Anaemia. You can eat several cups of nuts and I'll have a steak thanks!

    I thought this ad may have been pro-roo instead of anti-meat.

  • I think the carrot has worked it's way a little deeper than you thought and has begun to pressure you synapses

  • Pissweak example of a man. Why would any real man stand there with a berr bottle probably containing water and say to not eat meat.

    Probably had his nut cut off years ago and is now acting like stupid little schoolgirl.

    Ooooooh dont hurt the litlle lamby wamby

  • @riggermortis72 Any bet your a bogan who will get pissed and fight another bogan on Australia Day. My boyfriends vegetarian and He is all the man I need, he is also intelligent, talented and has a mind of his own and realises what humans are doing to this planet and how we are selfish, mean, and hurtful beings. Guess your a perfect example of that.

  • I do love Lamb!

  • wanker

  • GO VEG

  • awesome parody of lamb ad  idiocy the government should stop the bullshit cheers simon awesome

  • Ah your boring me to tears...have a nice weekend.....see you at a bbq soon.

  • Out of these comments there hasn't been a single valid reason why people should eat meat. Whenever someone commented suggesting reasons why becoming a vegetarian/vegan is a better choice (health, social, economical and environmental reasons) the only responses were things like: "shit", "your gay", "go drink some more carrot/lettuce juice". They say meat develops your brain, but obviously this has been debunked by the unintelligent and quite idiotic responses provided by the carnivores.

  • @SubaruGirl

    So where was your valide reason to eat plants?.......your making me yawn girl.

  • @jarlana Valid* You're* The reasons were in my comment, but to make it easier for "yo' dumb ass to understand giiirrrlll" People like you prove that eating meat does not make you smart, eating veggies is a better choice for health, money, social and environmental reasons. You're making me facepalm and lose faith in society...girl.

  • @SubaruGirl Well, though I do not agree with vegetarianism, I can so the validity in your argument right here. A random insult is no way to win an argument and just makes you sound like a moron. So I apologise for some of the idiots thinking they were helping by randomly insulting someone. I was brought up on eating pretty much everything, I own chickens which I kill and eat, I prefer to eat a steak over a salad and on Australia I feel that having a BBQ is necessary for me not everyone, just me.

  • @johndogz92

    If I wouldn't kill an animal with my own 2 hands I won't buy and eat it. As you understand- and I agree with you- what you eat is your choice and no one else's'. But for someone to judge, insult, or pressure you on your life with no merit or respect it is just wrong. This goes both ways vegos to meat eaters and vice versa. On Australia day I love enjoying a BBQ with my mates, but I eat mushrooms. Because of this (based on the other comments) I don't deserve to live.

  • @SubaruGirl You deserve to live as much as anyone else does. So eat mushrooms(mmmmmm in garlic butter).

  • @SubaruGirl No vegetarians in foxholes.

  • @SubaruGirl because some people like eating meat, whereas some people don't. Fortunately we each get to decide what we want

  • @problemantic not fortunately for the animals, I'm not sure how much choice they have in the matter

  • @iforgetsorrymusic or the unfortunate plants who lives your destroy. Just because they don't walk around or communicate doesn't make them any less living? Explain to me how you decided your moral difference? We grow plants to eat, we grow animals to eat.

  • @problemantic you are right, this is a fully rational response. There is no difference, for instance, between eating your sister or daughter and eating a cow, after all just because your relative is more cognisant than the cow there's no fundamental difference between eating them. Infact, everything in life is equal and there's no moral grey area or division between any two actions, robbing a store is equal to donating to charity, because both of them involve exchange of currency.

  • @iforgetsorrymusic all the things you are talking about are illegal and morally obvious. I'm assuming you're on the 'no cute face' diet

  • @problemantic If you can't tell the difference between a plant and an animal, I suggest you go back to primary school :)

  • go son go we need this type of videos check mine v the junglesurfer

  • Hey Vegan J...how's life? Hope you had a nice Easter and that you stayed true to your word and stayed strong if you went to any bbq's....Cheers Jarlana

  • Next time you vegie idiots boil a carrot bend your heads into the pot and listen to it scream ...

    vegetarian = murder too !!!

  • I'm eating lamb while watching this :P

  • although sam and meat industry friends are idiots, faux meat products are no better - infact most research has shown it worse. heres an idea, how about people just eat properly - want to know what that is? check out michael pollans book. a lot common sense in there that everyone seems to have forgotten...

  • Daniel, Daniel.....what can I say....."BORING"....can't you and your cabbage breath mates come up with anything new to convince the 90% of Aust that love a good roast on a sunday why they shouldn't. That reminds me I gotta slip down to the butchers....be back soon. Just suck on a few carrot sticks while I'm away.

  • What a bunch of carrot munching faggots.Why dont you just piss off and die you are so un Australian.

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  • Do you include gasoiline in your well balanced diet? Meat and dairy are virtually poison to the human body. You don't include poison in a balanced diet, do you? Our bodies can cope with very small amounts, but in the last hundred years meat & dairy consumption has increased dramatically, hence the rise in heart disease and cancer. You guys should start by increasing the fruit in your diet. I eat tons of bananas and strawberries. I used to love meat, especialy chicken, now I never think about it

  • @chrisnoaro1

    Gasoiline????? You've lost me again. Where did that come from???????

    I eat a lot of bananas, strawberries ( I grow them), lettuce and fkn carrot juice. Then I get stuck in wack a couple of huge eye fillets, sausages, lamb (baa) chops and chicken breast on the barbie. As the French say....YUM YUM. How bout that ??? Guess who's jealous.

  • Hey some of you meat eating guys are quite funny! Actually my sister eats dairy so I wouldn't go there anyway. Cheers

  • Funny....I'll steer clear of that one too....burp!!!!!

  • "You know that cow you just claimed as an incredible source of protein, that 2000 lb animal made of rippling muscle that could gore you and throw any man alive around like a little rag-doll...how did that bull get to be 1000 kg of muscle? What does a cow eat? - PLANTS! That cow got that way from eating plants! Plants are a HUGE source of protein, and that protein in the meat came from the plants! (minus the fats & the girly hormones!)" - Marla Singer,

  • Meat contains female hormones. Beef is injected with these hormones which include estrogen. So if you are a male, and you eat meat, you are actually sissifying yourself. This is partly why meat eaters get man boobs. Just reward for guys who actually think it's heroic to pay someone else to knife a weak animal for them.

  • @chrisnoaro1 Actually no. That's a massive generalisation but it's not your fault. You've probably just watched one too many PETA sponsored films.

    I just read the rest of the comment. That's the stupidest thing I've read today. Do you have a DVD out?

  • Nuttas.

  • "Sissifying" Mate I'm not going there....what you do with your sister do is your business....

    Did you make that word up....i think you did. I like it. Very clever.

  • Yeah, I agree - 'crap' is what you're eating. Just make sure you cook it well! And enjoy those sausages made up of pigs' anus!

  • haha. suck on that sausage sam :)

  • Funny, very funny.

    But -

    How the **** could the Endeavour (or the first fleet for that matter) land at Margaret River anyway? Its inland for pete's sake!

  • hahahah this is amazing!

  • Olympian Carl Lewis had the best year of his career after he switched to a vegan diet.

  • Crap

  • "For centuries men have held onto the false notion that eating meat, especially red meat, will make them stronger and more masculine but in fact, not only does it diminish their physical performance, men end up far less virile because their arteries get clogged and among many other things, clogged blood vessels cause impotence! The protein content of many plant foods is actually higher than beef but, unlike beef, these foods will never clog up your plumbing." - Mike Anderson

  • Crap.....what a load of shite.....

  • "Much as we have awakened to the full economic and social costs of cigarettes, we will find we can no longer subsidise or ignore the costs of mass-producing cattle, poultry, pigs, sheep and fish to feed our growing population. These costs include hugely inefficient use of fresh water/land, heavy pollution from livestock feces, rising rates of heart disease and other degenerative illnesses and spreading destruction of our forests on which much of the planet's life depends"- Time Magazine 8 Nov 99

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  • "The beef industry has contributed to more deaths than all the wars of the 20th century, all natural disasters and all automobile accidents combined. If meat is your idea of "real food for real people", you'd better live real close to a real good hospital." - Neal Barnard MD

  • Poet and didn't know it !!!!!!!!

  • Hey guys, enjoy the fried animal excrement! Not to mention the prostate and colon cancer!

    "We used to trim the shit off the meat. Then we washed the shit off the meat. Now the consumer eats the shit off the meat." - USDA meat inspector

    "Cancer is most frequent where carnivorous habits prevail" - Scientific American, 1992

  • Crap

  • global warming's a heap of shit anyway if you read up on the facts instead of the bs selected by the media. got some decent points in there, but FUCK VEGGIES, EAT MEAT

  • What a pussy! How can any man be a vego. He's holding a beer but too softcock to even drink it.

    Fuck off all the rice / vego eating pricks in the world, and the planet will be cured.

  • Great work Rigger....get up them lettuce porking weirdos....get it Pork......ing.

  • sam would beat the pussy outta this fool!

  • Such a poor effort

  • So boring

  • i'll be doing all this today! yay

  • shit.

  • Retarded

  • The standard diet of a meat eater :

    Veins, blood, flesh, muscles, tendons, cow secretions, hen periods and small amounts of animal shit. On special occasions they use the hollowed out rectum of a dead bird as a pressure cooker for stuffing. And some people think vegans are weird for eating tofu.

  • @chrisnoaro1

    Yeah girly... but the taste, the taste....beautiful....

    You have written some TRIPE there Christene. Get it Tripe...yeah you got it.

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  • Anyone who takes this seriously has lost the plot. Bloody funny I reckon.

  • i second that. People are way too serious and fail to recognize satire these days.

    Besides....Fry's make a mean vegetarian schnitzel! :)

    Happy Australia Day to all.

  • VEGETARIAN - (vej-ə-tər-ē-ən) n. Aboriginal word for "useless hunter".

  • Funny...that's really good. Clever prick....

  • @mikamu lmfao

  • but if the animals weren't killed wouldn't they eat more therefore fart more? and if we ate more veges wouldn't we fart like champions? who hasn't delighted in the raw smell of a good bottom burp after eating cabbage mmmm. Or chilli beans mmmmm. Lets not get started on brussel sprouts... excuse me i just vomited a little in my mouth.

    Have you ever smelled a pile of 6 day old wet grass mmmm. That would be coming from us if we ate nothing but veges.

    Mind you, its not as if we smell like roses now.

  • a cow would kill you if you gave it half a chance

  • this is the most embarrassing thing i've ever seen. What an oxygen thief

  • @pixamabob

    Sorry pixie......how's the lettuce farming coming along?????

  • Perhaps if you ate meat, you'd stop with the light headed dizziness and you'd be funny. Get some lamb chops into ya. The methane from the farts you'll emit drinking that beer will also contribute to climate change, you jerkoff.

  • Nice work dozer...love your words of wisdom.

  • I WANT THIS ON TV. Epic. ;DDD

  • Fuck off ya bald head git. Your a shit comedian as well. Feed the man meat ya soft cock.

  • vegan jackson lmfao what a great name your are one of them soap avoiding, mung bean munching, tree hugging vegan people that sam is talkin about in the real lamb ads "unaustralian" whats wrong with eating lamb and drinking beer on australia day.......

  • Onya Scotty, get up the carrot, lettuce eating, hairy armpit weirdos. Make my steak medium with a hint of blood...mmm

  • No I'm not - I wash daily!