madTV - To Catch A Predator

[carmelzuz]

LOL!!! 

[12frex12]

People call you Chris Hanson but I like to call you Chris Handsome

[beelo1220]

Lets light this fire between us come with me and touch my penis

[dazeguy513]

good idea man im gonna want a video of this sex party lol

[Trollnumber12]

Stop at 3:13. That face gets me cracking up EVERY TIME!

[TheArgenis1]

Someone on the actual show should do this. They're already going to jail might as well have some fun.

[Kimbelle10]

Lol! A Haiku?!

[ND7652]

What's odd about this skit is that African-Americans rarely showed up on TCAP .

[kgp8]

@ND7652 That's a good point, there's only one or two every season.

[kmj2000]

@ND7652 His character appears in other skits where he is totally oblivious to law enforcement and readily admits crimes, so it kinda fits in here.

[kostov9]

This video made me wish that my girlfriend was 1 year younger

[TimerCub]

.........Good idea man!!

[777RayRay777]

Noam sayne? 

[azraelevilgod]

Don't worry Chris, your secret's safe with me.

[swot4life786]

Cop: "You have the right to remain silent"

Perv: "hahaha!! You have the right to remain sexy baby!"

[hughlingard]

That wig actually looks really good on Michael McDonald.

[HarmonicExxtasy]

"I don't care if she a miner, a chef, a ventriloquist HEH-HELL! She could weave baskets for a living, I'd dip my nuts in the easter egg dye!" LMFAO!!!

[qartivel]

Yo, we could light this fire between us, come with me and touch my penis....

ROFL

[thamistah63]

Chris Chris CHRIS hahaha love the serious face



[Imfromtheearth]

i wonder how the real chris hansen would react, if a 17 year old girl offered him sex lol

[Imasexybeast000]

At first I thought this was going to be a parody of to kill a mockingbird

[goku7370]

"You got the right to remain silence"

"You got the right to be sexy baby"

[dayolovesyou124]

"yo we could light this fire between us. come with me and touch my penis!" LOL

[Andros1921]

We could light this fire between us. GO ahead and touch my penis!!!!!!

[extremebrisk1]

You have the right to remain silent. YOU HAVE THE RIGHT TO REMAIN SEXY! AHAH

[xoxomarie23xoxo]

lol, am I the only one who noticed the packs of condoms in his shirt pocket

[AHungryStoner]

"Don't worry Chris, yo secret is safe with me baby!"

Hahahahaha

[KyleS546]

LMAO hahaha

[FiR3dUpx23x]

This is why SNL doesnt compare with MADTV. MadTv is Creative and Hilarious gotta love madtv miss this show

[Halolgendary]

We could light this fire between us,

Come with me and touch my penis! LOL

[LouieRocks88]

I'm a big fan of the show but this is just plain dumb.

[TechnoEstate]

What the "predator" is proposing (sex with a 17yo) is perfectly legal in most Western nations though, including (!) parts of the US.

[colorfuulCwalker]

"You got the right to remain silent"

"Oh you got the right to remain sexy!"

LOL OMG DEAD XD

[superman1113215]

wow stop arguing about race you dumbasses, there are always bad apples and both of you happen to be ones

[TheGlobalMisfit]

216 people are guilty predator pedos

[LUMiNiZ1]

"We could light this fire between us, come with me and touch my penis!" hehe

[SouthSiderAngelino]

fucken classic!

[wickedbliss40]

Guess that means I want to "doink" you. LOL

[IronPatriot26]

The only black guy on to catch a predator was a fake one. Lol.

[AsusanXT]

Don't worry your secret's safe with me

[roomes22]

I've watched many episodes of To Catch a Predator. I never saw a black dude on the show. This is kinda weird.

[syruslife]

@roomes22 naw bro, there were a few of them.. not many, but a few. i think 1 of the florida ones

[TheConceptsMusic]

Michael Mcdonald is Mad TV



[TheBradcake]

Yeah when I first heard my girl was a MINOR I thought she was a MINER and I thought wow that's pretty B.A. Now I'm thinking man this dick in my butt really hurts.

[jdogbo1]

"YOU have the right to remain silent!"

"awww u got the right to remain sexy babay!"

lmfao

[MegaKangaa]

yo we could light this fire between us, come with me and touch my penis

[pizzle817]

he was definitely perfect for the part, he is funny as shit! and yes Blinx182 its about the same. But remember that only counts for the ones they caught!!! lol hahahaha THis clip is the shit!!!!

[blinx182]

Actually waterbreezy pulled that statistic out of his ass, there are just as many black pedophiles, just look online at the neighborhood watch websites.

[BoredOfFakeTalents]

"Come on in, i'm so excited to be with you that I'm going into another room..."

LOL

[waterbeezy]

idc leave me alone

[xRemixHD]

imagine if a guy actually was like this on the actuall show, it'd be so funny

[smedley]

Dudes, if you bothered to watch the show you'd see that the pedos come from every kind of nationality.... but mostly Mexican.

[TheRiceBall10]

@smedley lmfao u slay me lol

[stuflikethis]

i thought pedo's are stereotypically white

[jgarciajr55]

lmao someone should of did this for real when the show when actually still going.

[Mr62887]

I calls ya Chris Handsome

[johnfox137]

Everybody should be given rights to remain sexy.

[johnfox137]

Thank god they didnt catch a female predator

[jackandjill45]

Everyone is trippin balls over that top comment, its making me laught more than the video

[TheYouwontgetit]

so why didn't they just doubleteamed...? i don't get it... is that blond guy gay or something...?

[raishe]

Yeah, man, I was just about to go have some sex with this teenage girl I met on the internet, right quick. LMFAO

[waterbeezy]

im tired of all you crackers sendin me messages lol who gives a shit

[TMGxJUSTxDOxIT]

what is the name of this song

[lonkaronkas]

I was about to say the same thing waterbeezy. most of the predators on the show are white.

[rbermea]

211 people must be pedos, man.

[jennifer]

Right quick.

[codsterbawesome]

You got the right to remain sexy baby lol!

[paparoach830]

they should have had a picture of the house to

[LauDor08]

lmao this should be a real episode

[daniel86733]

hahaha the 62 people that liked waterbreezy comment are probably black lol

[ThEeStaR187]

"You got the right to remain silent"

"Haha, you got the right to remain sexy baby"

Lmaooooooo :D !!! Too funny !

[alexanderdag8]

man i miss this madtv

[MrTheSuperStar5]

2:53-2:59 hahahaaha :P

[singlegoldenorb]

it's only 10 % because they were using the internet. the rest who don't get caught just cruise high schools or harass on the streets. lol

[FiR3dUpx23x]

Man MADTV Rapes SNL Is it me OR im the only one who notices condoms sticking out of his shirt rofl

[tonic2gin]

@FiR3dUpx23x Yea, you're the ONLY one who noticed that! Congratulations!

[FiR3dUpx23x]

Man MADTV Rapes SNL

[Prizm2356]

Hey whats the black guys name i love him has he been in anything else

[bubblinbrownsugar616]

@Prizm2356 Jordan Peele. Check out his imdb page! :)

[waterbeezy]

Look I dont give a fuck bout what any yall got to say I just wanted to tick a few crackers off which I clearly did

[waterbeezy]

Lol erybody sendin me comment I feel popular as shit

[IdolRossiFreak]

That show was awesome. It got lame at the end. If they hadn't changed it, it would still be on.

[BlazeUp1231]

im chris hansen of dateline NBC, dont worry chris your secret is safe with me baby, LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[sudukus]

thumb up, if you were watching this in 2011..

[stichguy]

@sudukus stfu

[sexyass1290]

isnt the person in the begining stuart

[angbritt]

@sexyass1290 yeah thats one of the characters he did

[kdubphoto]

"Wassup Ray Ray"  LOL

[waterbeezy]

@MrSheissen1 it says your dad your granddad your uncle....

[waterbeezy]

@ryancouture and your mom's next

[vancouver4326]

LOL one of the greatest videos ever hahaha

[Beaglejune80]

Don´t worry Chris your secret is save with me! XD! ...

[ittybittypiggy63]

besides being a hilarious parody...this video brings up some interesting points/controversy in the issue of rape/underage sex. "If she's 17 and willing and able" only a year away from what's legal, and wants to have sex with an older man.

[Rakxm]

This is messed upbut so damn funny

[theHoustonStrangler]

"buttery like a biscuit!"...ive gotta use that line

[bluesfan1997]

We're going have a orgy tonight!

Ohhh he's got handcuffs baby, that's kinky!

You got the right to remain silent.

You got the right to remain sexy baby!

[waterbeezy]

Why they use a black guy -_- 90% of predators are white

[steffen54321]

@waterbeezy Nice try.

[xSylviaMoonx]

@waterbeezy Because hes a funny actor. It's a little fucked up to say theyre mostly white, and what does that have to do with anything? That's like saying all presidents are men so movies aren't allowed to have female ones.

[vlm3030]

@waterbeezy calm down it was funny

[SnipinAngel]

@waterbeezy you clearly dont get the satire of this skit , alll ten fucking idiots of yous' haha

[theycallmeidnam]

Because black guys are funnier! No white guy could have pulled off that skit!

[bubblinbrownsugar616]

@theycallmeidnam That's what I was going to say but Michael McDonald probably could have in my opinion.

[ryancouture]

@waterbeezy ya man black guys dont stalk, they just rape you in a back alley

[MrSheissen1]

@waterbeezy Really? Go ahead and look at the sex offenders in your area and report back, darkie.

[BlacknesUnforgivable]

@MrSheissen1 Most sex offenders are white

over 70% of pedophiles are white

over 80% of online pedophiles are white , whitey.

[MrSheissen1]

@BlacknesUnforgivable Sure they are. Quote sources. Negroes are overwhelmingly sex offenders since their brain is smaller and less developed. Lack of impulse control gets a lot of monkeys locked up.

[BlacknesUnforgivable]

@MrSheissen1 Why dont you quote some sources , peckerwood?

Neanderthals cant help themselves in the presence of toddlers.Your brain only knows 3 things which is rape,pillage, and destroy so its not exactly a revelation.

[BlacknesUnforgivable]

@MrSheissen1 You want to see how sick your race is? Watch To Catch a Predator

hahahahahahahaha

[MrSheissen1]

@BlacknesUnforgivable You wanna see how sick your race is? Watch national geographic or Cops.

HAHAHAHAHA

[BlacknesUnforgivable]

@MrSheissen1 I see methhead white trash getting busted on cops all the time

AHAHAHAHAHAHA

[MrSheissen1]

@BlacknesUnforgivable You see methheads showering in cow piss and cutting the tits off women?

[BlacknesUnforgivable]

@MrSheissen1 Yes

matter of fact , i can link you to a website that shows methheads doing all types of those things

[MrSheissen1]

@BlacknesUnforgivable Just like the one proving that whites are all perverts? The only one I know of is michael jackson so maybe we're both right.

[AutomatonGames]

@waterbeezy 80% of statistics are pulled out of moron's butts, and even if that was "true" theres still 10% left.

[stealthystealthsteal]

@waterbeezy because its a joke

[stichguy]

@waterbeezy wouldnt be as funny with a white guy :P

[jz0310]

@waterbeezy it's not just a black guy, its the character. they've used him several times....

[eldunno73]

@waterbeezy Most black people don't have internet access due to racial disparities of wealth.

[SpaghettiToaster]

@waterbeezy

Because this one´s supposed to be cool.

[walluable]

@waterbeezy in china too?

[lewis20002000]

@waterbeezy What I would like to see, is them use a black girl with a white predator skit. For some reason, the black guy are always used as oversexed uncontrollable man always pushing up on women : CHECK OUT ISSACI WASHINGTON's charactor in the movie "OUT OF SIGHT" it was sicking, he was a constant sexual harassment presences in every scene of the movie. I don't know how he could do such a 100% negative role.

[RabbidTea]

@waterbeezy doesn't mean they couldn't pick the 10%, it's not racist or anything

[kinvaras147]

@waterbeezy that's because kids know better than to run from black guys.

[POPPPUdane]

@waterbeezy because he's the "stupidest man in the world" from other sketches...

[xxpauliegunzxx]

@waterbeezy Notice it's Los Angeles, 90% of the people there are perverted black men

[Basolutno]

@waterbeezy and 10% are not. where's the problem?

[iHasAbucket0246]

@waterbeezy thats cuz white ppl can't be funny like black ppl

[wodiya]

@waterbeezy that's obviously because black people can't use a computer.

[TheJmb2nami]

@waterbeezy You saying black guys can't be predators?

[EaZyGoiN12]

@waterbeezy that was the joke....

[bober9989]

@waterbeezy because if they showed all those niggers they would call it racist

[hardwirecars]

@waterbeezy you racist bastard

[colie577]

@waterbeezy WHO GIVES A SHIT? ITS FUNNY.

[darkservantofheaven]

not to mention a few latinos, and a few asians, but there may be a few black guys. Granted its more likely that its going to be a case of statutory rape with an underage girl(15-17, some of them can pass for 18 plus, or is it some women 18 year old girls look younger than 17, this is why I prefer milfs) I dont know why any "man" would want to have sex with a 11-13 year old girl/boy. Thats not only sick and wrong, but what t the hell is so appealing about that, when you can get a real woman.

[AuntEon]

@waterbeezy

See other MadTV skits. That character is Melvin Dufrane, "The Stupidest Man in the World." It wasn't about race, it's about how that character always acts a fool in front of the police. If the guy plays the role best, he should get the part. He should not get acting work b/c of his race?

[byakuyakuchiki1129]

@waterbeezy thats why cause its making fun of it so they opposite

[sayguywtfisjuice]

@waterbeezy reason they didnt show the others, they didn't want rev jesse jackson and riots

[dropthepucknow]

@waterbeezy

Because it is a joke. 

[MrBalkanSoldier]

@waterbeezy thats cuz blacks dont bother .. they rape old women hahaahaha

[BlacknesUnforgivable]

@MrBalkanSoldier no its because white males have a predilection for little kids

[xxdrextonxx]

@waterbeezy but would this skit really be that funny if it were some white guy. and also this certain black guy is the funniest one that was on this show.(my opinion)

[Ghaleon69]

@waterbeezy cause its funnier.

[roadhouseBMX1]

@waterbeezy well maybey this is the other 10%

[Sims3101lover]

@waterbeezy well than he is the 10% ---duhh

[BrainCandy97]

@waterbeezy Or muslum

[UghhGetATan]

@waterbeezy There are black pedophiles out there you know.

[dmaster400]

@waterbeezy Because he's funny

[xxHockeyMonkey92xx]

LMAO!!!



[sgtank123]

is it just me or does he look awfully like adam from workaholics?

[Koolboy111111]

i miss this show

[MrSubmenow]

"yo ! we could light this fire between us, come with me and touch my penis" hahahahahha !!

[lilinfu2]

@MrSubmenow

Becouse he's a great comedian. No one else could have done it as brilliantly.

[ADayOfRachel]

you got the right to remain sexy baby! lol!!!!



[jack87688]

facebook is gay

[seriouslybad6767]

17? That shit is way legal

[GetitUnderCool]

@seriouslybad6767 yeah, almost in every country except the usa!

[TheEXpothead]

humans are predators, we just go lazy cuz of technology.

[giselathegee]

the police wear jeans! lol

[seanelfy]

why arent any of the people like that guy ahahaha

[scratmaster55]

Look at how big the Condoms in his pocket are lmao !!!!!!

[OttarErOsom]

@scratmaster55 They aren't that big.

[DEFxHOSTxBRO]

dont worry chris, ur secrets safe with me baby

[uniquekeanu]

You know what if the show ever continues just to troll i will get myself caught and do exactly like this guy does, in the same outfit XD

[katbates1]

"You have the right to remain sexy, babe!" haha!

[DrAlShammari89]

208 people are predators!!

[JREL4LIFE]

"Guess that means I want to DOINK you."

[maurimauimaui]

oooh you got the right to remain sexy baby

[dietwithmiller]

Thats what I did on HTCAP, and they wouldn't air it.

[babydee19891]

Family Guy Is Sooo Fucken Funny Like Dammn

[masristud]

17? I thought it was be a 13 or 14 year old.

[mj4lyfe123]

so fake, the police would have gottn him already hahaha!

[DreamJ2eaper]

nothing wrong with underage pussy

[dmarescajr]

@DreamJ2eaper pedo

[dietwithmiller]

Very nice. Thats some good shit.

In your face hanson.

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