True Shit (2/2)

[MrProdigalKnight]

The comment section is filled with TRUE SHIT

[CherryPiFilms]

how the shit do bronies have anything to do with this

[Naranja797]

The player character sound like forest gump.

[EdtheBlueNinjaYoshi4]

I'd be defending bronies right now if this argument wasn't so fucking stupid.

[Blackstardragon393]

How did the comments turn into a flame war about bronies?

[sawdust1912]

@Blackstardragon393 I don't know but the people who bitch about bronies are really starting to get annoying. I mean, how fucking hard is it to ignore something you don't like?

[Blackstardragon393]

@sawdust1912

I don't know, but I don't really see how bronies are a problem, in fact the seem to make a point of tolerating other people's differences so I really don't see why it's a big deal

[sawdust1912]

@Blackstardragon393 Thank you. I see so many people ignorantly bash the brony community without actually knowing a lot about them.

[Blackstardragon393]

@sawdust1912

My comment randomly disappeared o_o

But um, yeah no problem :3

[Actinesque]

please explain me someone in what place on earth is this video related to bronies?

[neosaver]

This game is ultimate!

[tombusbytmb]

Fred: DON'T HIT THE SK-

[BronzeAnkh]

I got the true grit joke right as the video ended.

[heartshapedlife2]

The fuck is a brony, and why are people arguing about it?

[chosentonessournotes]

@heartshapedlife2 A, "brony," refers to a male who watches My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic religiously. They are tools, considering it is a show designed strictly for young girls.

[FeenecksChompski]

@chosentonessournotes The show wasn't designed strictly for little girls. It was designed for little girls and their parents. Which includes MALE parents. So it would only make sense the adult males who are fans of animation would enjoy it too.

[chosentonessournotes]

@FeenecksChompski Don't get me wrong homey, but it's about magical rainbow colored ponies who go on adventures and do girly shit. It's a show for little girls. I'm sorry. You can rationalize it all you want, but I can tell you right now that they weren't thinking, "Man, we're gonna market this show towards adult males! That's the ticket!" Bronies are a stupid fad. It's one thing to like a TV show. It's another to cover every facet of your life with pictures of MLP. Get over it.

[poggymoose]

@chosentonessournotes Actually, lately they've been making the show to be more geared towards bronies, with references to the big lebowski, star wars, or Indiana Jones. And recently they've released a whole line of toys just for bronies.

[chosentonessournotes]

@poggymoose Well of course they're going to NOW, now that they have a different target audience than the one that they set out for.

[TheHolySemiColon]

@chosentonessournotes Well, most people who like this show as it is now don't like any of the previous incarnations.

[NakedLeafProductions]

WORST THAT SUPER MAN 64

[butterslacks109]

the fuck is this shit haha

[OnlySemiCoherent]

what is the fucking fuck is GOING ON?

[raverbecks]

Anyone else get the feeling this game was made in a care centre by a team of downs?

[SparklePrincePeasley]

Since when did a video about a hilariously crappy Western themed game become a debate about furries and bronies? :1

[Cheetah1251]

Too bad he didn't show the mystery option. That was the most hilarious part of the game.

[DarkDanger23]

This is so painfull to watch, but your commentary makes up for it! Subbed!

[IMMADARKMAN]

9:28

[Mantis47]

8:32 It's the Psycho Killer!

[ShijrakiCostominso]

11:40 - 11:50.

And then you find out that Mike Dawson's watching this video.

[creed5165]

back in hell

[creed5165]

back in hell lol

[rocky5768]

Diabetus and Slowbeef are like the american version of ricky gervais and Steve merchant, they play off each others jokes sooo well.

[evanfire30]

this is the best game ever

[VMetalBR]

Could call it What Now Town

[chosentonessournotes]

@buuski you're really hating on someone for being a brony? I could see if he was a furry.

[KINFIN123]

@chosentonessournotes Kinda the pot calling the kettle black considering that 80% of people classified as furries use it purely as an art medium.

[chosentonessournotes]

@KINFIN123 How is that the pot calling the kettle black? I'm neither the pot nor the kettle. I hate bronies and furries. And I think you got your statistics mixed up. It's 80% use it for sexual deviance. 20% use it as an artistic medium.

[KINFIN123]

@chosentonessournotes It's the pot calling the kettle black because you're showing unnecessary hatred at people who have an interest in something that you don't like. It's incredibly subjective. I dislike My Little Pony as well, and I've even had people force me to watch it in an attempt to get me to like it, which made me hate it more, but I don't hate the people. And no, I don't have my statistic mixed up. I'm knowith a number of furries, including my girlfriend. All of them agree with my stat

[chosentonessournotes]

@KINFIN123 Your friends are just some of the lucky ones to be in the 20% who just draw. In which case, they're not really furries. A furry is someone who is fascinated with and is sexually drawn to anthropomorphic animals.

[KINFIN123]

@chosentonessournotes You're wrong both on basis and definition. A 'Furry' or contributor of Fur Fandom as is the proper terminology, is simply someone who is a fan or the concept of anthropomorphic animals. There are three levels of fur fandom. The level you describe is the hardcore level. The most common type is the artistic use only type, softcore. Mediumcore dress up as anthropomorphic animals purely for fun and cosplay. The typical ratio of soft to mid to hard is 7:2:1

[chosentonessournotes]

@KINFIN123 Yeah, just keep telling yourself whatever you need to sleep at night.

[ThatEmulatorGuy]

@chosentonessournotes I...why are you guys even having this discussion on True Shit part 2?

[chosentonessournotes]

@ThatEmulatorGuy Some kid was saying how he wants to kill bronies, I said at least they're not furries, then that other kid got all high and mighty.

YOU JACK OFF TO ANIMALS, SIRS.

[ThatEmulatorGuy]

@chosentonessournotes Hmm...Sounds like a bad case of internet-troll-itis.

[chosentonessournotes]

@ThatEmulatorGuy Probably. Nothing pisses me off more than someone who tries to justify beastiality by saying, "But most furries just wanna DRAW human-like foxes with DDD tits and 16 inch cocks! It's ARTISTIC!"

[KingdomHeart723]

@chosentonessournotes I'm sorry, but bronies are definitively worse than furries, the only thing worse than a brony is a hipster.

[chosentonessournotes]

@KingdomHeart723 Really? A person who jacks off to human-like animals is better than a person who watches a children's television show?

[KingdomHeart723]

@chosentonessournotes I've actually reconsidered my previous point and come to the conclusion that they are almost the same thing (at least in a lot of instances I've seen).

[sawdust1912]

@KingdomHeart723 Oh fuck me, why is there always a brony and an anti-brony argument on EVERY god damn video now?

[KingdomHeart723]

@sawdust1912 I don't know, I just don't know.

[roundthedecay]

Me in heap big trouble

[piplupsingularity]

RETURN TO THE TRAINUS SYSTEM

[ZombiePhysics]

There's a BRONY DEBATE?! WHY?! WHAT. FUCKING. SENSE. MAKE. *shoots child and drives away in a time traveling train*

[scatzilla99]

@ZombiePhysics It's one of the things they tend to do and why some people hate them.

[supersoulllama]

I watched both parts of this video literally due to the name.

[Error52QFG]

This game is worse than having your penis cut off by godzilla while falling off a cliff into acid that melts your skin. 10/10

[World1Level2]

Hell, Mike Dawson could make a better game than this. Of course, it be nearly as shitty and would have lots of stupid ring toss throws, but it would be better

[Kolbatsu]

the creaters of Superman 64 can make a better game than this

[proberush]

I'm sure the kid at the end is the sole developer and schizophrenic who created this... thing.

[Suzaku000]

Watching this is more depressing than a crystal meth and heroin addiction combined. What developer could create this and not blow their brains out afterwards?

[bahji9]

The Searchers for a Better Game Than This

[TehNoun]

2:46 These guys watched A Son's Revenge?

[mrplow321]

I have a hunch that Massive Jake is that Ganesh Kumar guy who made that Son's Revenge flash. Check to the left of his wanted poster...

"I love my mom that's why I shot my Dad!"

I better contact Sheriff Butler, unless he's still out at the Dairy Queen.

[Pichu1232]

"3:10 to you made this peice of shit" XD Oh god, my dad saw "3:10 to Yuma"

[segaface3]

7:37.

[EngiPie]

Man With No Name, did you kill Rita?

[MrRobbieDCjr]

@EngiPie What was your relationship with R-

[ChuWanggAmes]

more like really bad....cowboy...game....HAPPY NEW YEAR!!!! :D

[videogamenostalgia]

The developers with no shame

[mightymole2]

BEST ENDING EVER

[88Meters]

no fergus this is not how you game

[MightyPinto]

I still wonder if Diabetus and Slowbeef will ever RP On-Line's "Psycho Killer"...

[mirc47]

@MightyPinto And so they did :P.

[wizeoaldowl]

3 times... They actually used that cheesy electrical Blue Danube bit THREE... TIMES...

[chitoryu12]

Marston Gump.

[Chikushou123]

this has got to be a fucking troll what the fuck

[supermajorabros]

This is Darkseed 3. I just know it.

[EngiPie]

For A Few "Dollars" More

[Blaziken20052000]

Red Dead No Chance For Redemption

[gunpsycho]

At the part with the nameless dude getting on the train, was that a "why didn't we do that" I heard?

[potatospeederbike]

QUITE A WEATHER WE'VE BEEN HAVING RECENTLY.

[notsusan]

Am I crazy or from 8:10 is that a terrible ripoff of "Master and Servant" by Depeche Mode?

[Zknight7126]

Wanted: The Creator of this Game

[TwitteryAndYou]

Red Dead to Rights: Redemption

[DaKillerGodz]

The game with no sense

[Reyson129]

"I pick mah nose with mah big toe!"

~Diabetus, 2011

[grottypissedstained]

"I'm covered in glue."

[JackIsASexyMf]

I just got mind fucked

[88Meters]

I SEARCHED THE OFFICE AND FOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUND this.

[shockraid1]

When the livery stable comes up and the porn music plays, I seriously thought there would be an option to fuck the horse...

[incredicassio]

The sad thing is, this isn't even the full "Town with no Name" experience. Ironclaw actually did a second (full) playthrough of this train wreck . If you want to watch it, it's here: watch?v=WeV18bZGMqc

(wait for 22:17, it's hilarious)

[JanitorAntisocial]

@incredicassio

My god. Thank you so much for the update. "Hilarious" doesn't even begin to describe it.

Quick summary of the new content for those curious:

Man With No Name talks to Old Timer some more; he never finds out about his spider.

Return to the saloon. Barkeep sends some douche to play cards with you. You end up dueling him.

Clint Eastwood wannabe asks for the time from some old guy.

MWNN kills the rest of the bad guys then faces off with the final boss, Evil Eb.

Singing pebbles.

[TheAdmantArchvile]

@Djinfest How do you bite an asian out of a monitor?

[dystopianlover]

All my life energy has been enervated by this game.

[Fishmon14]

...Why is it that part of me wants to buy this game?

[TheTurophile]

Other names:

Shame.

The Attention-Deficit Seven.

The Proposition...that this game sucks.

[QuinMantha]

That is the second-ugliest horse I've ever seen.

At least, I ASSUME that was supposed to be a horse.

[OneStarPA]

LAME Noire

[infamus15]

I think this game was fucked up on purpose.

[smoshlovingdragon]

I believe this game is based off of Back to the Future part III

YOU ALL KNOW IT IS.

[bast963]

It's "el terrible" not "el terriblo"

Spelled the same way, pronounced differently.

[KantorekBaumerB14]

the look the clinteastwood guy gives you needs to become a stupid annoying internet meme

[TheMightyP00tis]

1:50 uncle jesse go play terraria

[candemkd]

@TheMightyP00tis with TB?

[doo2doo2dude2]

DEAD TO RIGHTS.

[HeavyxMedic53]

1:40

WANTED: These Minecraft players!

[TheSuperScoot]

6:19 and onwards - Suffocation tier laughing

[GeneralOlde]

3:44 - It's a moomin!

[tamamanito2]

3:48 HOLY CRAP IT'S FREAKIN' CHARLIE!

... without his horn! D:

[BrianRingeisen]

Retsupurae, I appreciate your compliment on my game making skills.

[shockraid1]

Rerd Derd Rederption

[WVI]

Didn't the story...not end? I mean, what the hell happened to killing the last couple guys? And Evil Eb?

[epickirby]

@WVI

The guy how made the longplay missed some stuff and made another longplay with the things he missed.

[Emwo]

I want this.

[PuppetMasterIX]

Brain Dead Redemption

[Trogdorbad]

Hey, WHAT ABOUT THE SPECIAL MYSTERY OPTION?! I WANT TO SEE THAT. No seriously I do.

[Trogdorbad]

And as Evil Eb once said, "Stick up for your dad - he stuck up for you!'

Real subtle there, fellas.

[Trogdorbad]

As Massive Jake once said, "I love my mom, that's why I shot my dad!"

[Trogdorbad]

I want this.

[pockypurse]

Imagine the main character is the director of this game, and Clint Eastwood is a potential investor.

Now watch 5:12.

[storageheater]

Apparently these guys made the very first Terry Pratchett/Discworld game too.

[Mooklette]

I love how happy Diabetus is when he says "BACK IN HELL!!"

[Blunderbuss09]

..............................

I have no words

[Thattguy666]

Wow, this is more repetitive then assassins creed 1

[JanitorAntisocial]

Ironclaw is a masochist.

There's no other explanation.

[QuilavaKing]

Omg, flash crashed on me right after you said Broke Game Mountain. No joke.

Even my computer can't take anymore.

[KurosenvsGrither]

tags

[Kumarenz]

I got the title true shit at like 8 minutes into this video.

lol

[tombusbytmb]

Massive Jake looks like John Dorian

[harizotoh7]

Special Needs John Wayne. The blacksmith was clearly rotoscoped from Fistful of Dollars (which I don't think they can legally do).

[joesomenumbers]

00:23: I have to go now, my planet needs me.

[ctommonufc]

Funny as fuck lads, subbed!

[MATRIX0MAN007]

lol..... How's the weather today? *Looks back dramaticly and stares*

LOLOLOLOL

[foxgloves321]

If you're hurting for ideas, I'm SURE newgrounds has some new games begging to be mocked.

[shockraid1]

"Oh my God, what is that unholy THING?!"

[TheFailingMind]

Please do a tribute video to Billy, guys. He left...and it's a better time than ever for you to show him a little love.

[Cunobelinus54]

Twin Peaks reference at 3:15?

[RicochetMaru]

Retsupurae, upload a video for me to enjoy tomorrow on my birthday. If you have to TELEPOT to a few days ago to make the video.

[14nakedmen]

Raocow!

[ThatGiy]

retsupurae. chuggaconroy. now

[CrimsonComms]

@ThatGiy They don't go for specific people if they can help it.

[TheGojira84]

@CrimsonComms Coughbillymccough

[CrimsonComms]

@TheGojira84 "If they can help it."

It's just impossible to resist Billy's charms.

[ThatGiy]

@chriswilk10 Oh, ok.

[TheBonkfather]

I mean, damn. If this was an honest effort at a game, I'm going to eat my foot.

[TheBonkfather]

I honestly think my brain-dead, narcileptic cousin could have done better at making this game, and he's 4.

[seijuruhiko]

More like: The bad, the bad, and the ugly.

[somahiru]

@seijuruhiko  or more like: The Bad, the Worst and the F*cked up.

[Skinnyoompalumpa]

Billymc left youtube

You know what to do

[Vyse195]

BillyMC would have made a better game, but hes leaving youtube, so we will never see it

[SlinkMacTavish]

Not the retsupurae video (this video is the only saving grace to watching this catastrophe), the actual game looks like a test for the mentally insane.

[SlinkMacTavish]

Is this a game? Seriously this looks like a cheap Microsoft Paint video lol.

[Merhism]

in answer to the tags i did get the reference straight away and found it hilarious

[Ghoulston]

Nice Sunset Riders reference in the description, retsupurae.

[NeoTStyle]

Maybe this game was programmed in a .txt file

[HUA12312]

Did he just shoot a kid because he called him "Shane"?

[Cheetah1251]

OmegaEdge should ROM hack this game.

[NiceHotCupOfBro]

@Cheetah1251 Kaizo TTWNN: "Okay, let's see... CTRL+C... CTRL+V this bandit all over the place... Should be good. Oh, and flamethrowers on the menu buttons."

[Cheetah1251]

@NiceHotCupOfBro

"Yeah, I think i'll place a couple Chain Chomps in the stable, and throw in some more bandits."

[jet4212006]

Oh hey it's Derpy's long lost cousin

[unlovingfilms]

oh and also evil dead reference.

[NiceHotCupOfBro]

The Good, The Bad, and the...Who am I kidding? Just the bad and the ugly.

[unlovingfilms]

you know what the horse reminds me of? Adventure Time.

[Elastikid]

That ain't working, that's NOT the way you do it.