I have no secrets

[PolosatiyKot]

Блять, это охрененно добрый амиго!) Он прям такой по-доброму добрый)

[BooR1N9]

what a boss

[Hardyman1966]

I'd say this pretty much sums up everyone's general attitude these days...

[beto9298]

best friend

[RealiseYourAmbitions]

OMG I love this... she says it how it is!

[kylie3299]

she acts like she hasn't for a long time!

[COMPLETELYAWES0ME]

i don't mean to be rude to anyone who disliked this, but i'm just curious as to a reason how that is even possible...

[ChExiUkraine]

это у неё кандибобер на голове

[karatechopgeo]

Damn she became pretty hot about 0:11 in...

[Odinplace]

damn, she's badass

[CREGGYAS]

*troll face* "Problem newsman?"

[acab1922]

what did she said7

[floatingkid]

12 people don't get laid. Well OR often.

[Madulitka]

вы знаете, я не падаю с небес...

...любой снайпер это сделает за 2000 баксов...

...снайпер - есть снайпер. он должен сделать это бесплатно - у него приказ...

...что вы мечтаете о облаках каких то?

[AlienVortexx]

И если я ношу кандибобер на голове - это не значит что я женщина или балерина

[lpnick8]

Don't we all? Men or women!

[MisterSynyster]

That reporter next traveled to the El Dorado, the ancient city of TOLD!

[xFallenAnjelx]

@Mikefrommadrid: she prob means an income off the books, where she pays no income tax. JMHO

[cluvsonj]

I shared this with a friend and he said she looks a little like actress comedienne Betty Garrett who recenlty passed away. I found an old picture of her when she was young and she does have those eyes.

[homebaseincome101]

I haven't watched this short video in a while and came across it, watched twice and laughed out loud. It's funny every time I watch it. Thanks for sharing again.

[cluvsonj]

She answered like "ask me a stupid question and I'll give you a smart answer" lol

[MrWilliamCmason]

Love it..... She's has no problem saying what she's thinking at all.

☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺



[kkelly39]

Love it!! Amen to that!!!

[TimeTravelerTN]

☺

Give her my address.

☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺

[josetazz16]

I'd hit it.

[mychihuly1]

She reminds me of someone I know, either a TV or movie Star or actually someone I have met and it is driving me crazy! Does anyone know what her name is? I know the video was fimed in Vancouver, BC Canada as I recognize the UGG (United Grain Growers) building and wharf. PLEASE...if you know who she is reply. I almost get it and then iit disappears. Thanks.

[cluvsonj]

@mychihuly1 SHe reminds me of Susan Hayward as far as her facial looks.

[XxModernDayRaiderxX]

lol she reminds me of somone from like the 50s or 60s

[Laurisa718]

Gotta love her! LOL

[neocon70]

fucking liberals.

[Zepster77]

@neocon70 what do you mean by that? seems like such a waste of one's time to make statements like that, but I guess you've got nothing better to do

[josefham]

@neocon70 well and often :)

[graphiqgirl]

AMEN SISTA!!!

[DERV0UR]

this vid made my effin' day!!! lol

[AceOfHeart2012]

That is one formidable woman. I'd take her up on that offer.

[dolemitedavis]

TELL IT BABY, LMBO!!!

[DaveFeinComedy]

Haha what a champion

[PurpleSteve85]

Walks off... LIKE A BOSS!

[MissKitty856]

My kind of gal!

[MikefromMadrid]

What does a private income mean?

Does she want to own a business?

[HOLYHECKITSPAUL]

@MikefromMadrid work at home

[Vortex1988]

@MikefromMadrid Make so much money off of something you enjoy doing that you did yourself and don't have to bow to anyone to make the money.

[DonPetrushka]

Could somebody write what did she say? I bad understand English speech, but I can read.

[Liberator130]

@DonPetrushka "No. I have no secrets. I'm mad. I have to go to work. I have to earn a living. I'd rather have a private income, and get laid, well and often."

[DonPetrushka]

@Liberator13, thanx! Hah, in Russia there's a similar very popular street interview that became a local meme. A similar woman with the "candibober" on her head who talks some weird bosh.

Version with Eng subs: youtube.com/watch?v=j_F2qbanAW­Y

[DonPetrushka]

@Liberator130, fuck, this link doesn't work. Just type in the search: "kandibober english" and check a first result.

[bashbashment]

Brilliant...God I love her...lol....talk up di ting dem sis....lol....

[noskillet]

stumbleuponed

[dmh79]

I'd hit it.

[mbipunkskinheadoi]

Gold. Sincerely, Skianbeerfist

[SnoboarderTPOH]

Umm.. usually I would make a quip about how the woman in this video should be in the kitchen...but, I find myself flooded with new emotions.... something in me says that this chick deserves to be outta the kitchen.

Epic

[aldecaed]

last three words: well and often

[Knuhben]

@aldecaed

ahh thanks a lot, pal =)

[Knuhben]

i cant understand the last 3 words shes saying, any clues?

[dmh79]

@Knuhben She wants to get laid, well and often.

[joeysstashspot]

oh damn thats my mom!!

[CasualPr0ductions]

I'm always all of those things!

[xToxicTurtlex]

Rock on, sister!!!

[originalmetathought]

they don't make 'em like they used to

[kaceyrain1]

She's freaking awesome!

[bbensnacks]

i.. i think im in love?

[glenwt]

Great!! Love it.

[harlowjinx]

Is that me!?

[Musiclovur323]

what a boss

[TiCkToCkMaRiO1473]

The most humane honest answer ever.

[crimsonBZD]

for the win

[huitunsept]

10 people don't get laid well and oftain

[LadySoralyn]

I love her..

[marben1982]

I'd rather get laid.

[pseudocaveman]

Most honest person ever.

[mcsnwv]

epic!!!

[stiffnuts11]

BEAST

[vivalavida227]

perfect...

[javajunko]

she needs to be an viral internet sensation with a poster of her brilliant rant!!!

[dksaxton]

SPEAK ON IT!

[monkeymirror]

It's gotta be New York

[tilsetningsstoff]

poor lady, she's honest about her hard life and they are laughing at her

[sourdwarf]

@tilsetningsstoff no one's laughing at her. She is awesome.

[sebastienseansham]

@tilsetningsstoff I don't think they are laughing at her, I think they are laughing because what she said is true. It was just kinda funny how she said that really randomly.

[preaktheprank]

hero

[FeanorLives]

Ain't it the truth baby!!

[thealexalberti]

"Well, and often."

[aedgar777]

"I have no secrets" haha easily the best line.

[emersonkim]

very true. timeless and universal answer.

[XxKilleredxX]

5 people have a secret and don't get laid well and often.

[garryonapc]

voice of reason. Love it

[skoobiesnackk]

GO GRANDMA

[itsBarcode]

I'm in love.

[artifactingreality]

I'm curious, what is this "private income" that would not involve working? I want one.

[xInsurgency]

@artifactingreality

dole/welfare bludging under 7 aliases.

[gsn69]

@artifactingreality by "private income" she means, essentially, money one has without earning it, such as a wealthy spouse, a trust fund, an inheritance, winning the lottery, etc. Hope that helps!

[xTheDeathSaintx]

@gsn69 ...yeah....or mafia killing and drugdealing...

[ebusive]

@gsn69 Yea but who wouldn't enjoy free money?

[Valet2]

Please tell someone what she said. Didn't understand at all!

[Drazzz27]

@Valet2 I have no secrets. I'm mad, i have to go to work, i have to earn a living. I'd rather have private income and get laid well and often.

[Carinjk]

My kind of girl!

[jeets1008]

One last thing on body language. She briefly & unconsciously looks away ffrom the interviewer when she says she is mad and must earn a living & glances at the building where she must work. This gal is 100% on the level.

[jeets1008]

Well & often Hmmmm. I an like the candy. I would give it to her good and plenty.

[rockhoundog]

what just she talking, can somebody wrote it done, please?

[Elitist20]

She deserves both.

[irosecell]

Watching this... so happy to be among the (temporarily) unemployed.. home.. hmmmm now how to corner that often and well! Ya think this would be easier?

[TranquilEclipse]

@irosecell So many people are useless in bed. You'd think since it's built into us we'd have no problems :P

[firew884]

She said it for all of us. Thx!!!!

[sage2080]

Awesome. This lady states what I think every work day.

[150memyselfandi]

Ditto! lol 

[YayeBal]

Candybober

[jeffbebe6]

i think, like EVERYTHING else on tv.. it's bullshit. Scripted. just look closely at the video. They pay people to be part of reality. Like reality tv.. joke..3 cameras average, 2 boom mikes and the camera knows when the person is going to make a funny face or reaction. Thats realty??? come people get a life. stop watching these things and the will go away.

[gtjacobs]

@jeffbebe6 - I don't want this to go away; it makes me happy

[Mercedes2555]

@jeffbebe6 does it really matter if it was scripted or not....It was funny...and that is what people are looking for today...a laugh once in a while...Why be such a stick in the mud jeff?? I enjoyed also like most everyone else...go make your own humor

[jeets1008]

@jeffbebe6 I think you are bullshit. Look at her face and body language. She is obviously being spontaneous. Besides, why would they pay her? Is it going to make the TV station money to do this? Quit being such a cynic and learn to laugh. Or else you stop watching and go away.

[jeets1008]

@jeets1008 I just looked at the video again. I didn't see multiple cameras and mikes. Just one of each. Watch full screen and look at her eyes open up and momentarily sparkle when she says she wants to get laid; Nothing scripted about that.

[twstephens65]

She is beyond adorable and yes, the world could clearly use more like her!! :-))

[brankas2]

bravo!

[boothbaybob]

I want her in my life - well and often!

[leebaxtermusic]

Oh MOM!!! Why do you do this to us!

[gotactical]

God bless her.

[ematt454]

The world could use more of her

[Gizmonitor]

пиривот запили мне быста блеать!

[Metatarsal]

5 stars

[MrSw3rls]

Ohh my god, I forgot what the name of this hsow is. It showed 100 funny clips in an hour, but they cancled it :( could anyone help me out and remind me the name of it

:( ?

[cherrydog9]

this never gets old

[cupofnoodles612]

BOOM!

[apecrazy08]

she's my hero

[dalesyp01]

@apecrazy08 agreed

[pippakay]

you go, girl.

[FrenchConcrete]

Great interview....but laugh tracks are soooooo yesterday.

[mutoneon]

Many chinese eat shark in soups and stews. I don't recommend it. It tastes truly awful and is horribly inhumane. They really do catch, poach fins, and release the crippled thing back into the ocean. What any of this has to do with the wonderful woman in this video, I have no idea.

[sherryazure]

@mutoneon You are correct in stating this (Japanese as well) terrific waste and inhumane to boot. We btw are in middle of another mass extinction.

[somewhatlongdong]

I think she speaks for most of us...

[richardmtl]

@somewhatlongdong amen to that

[frankrfroesejr]

Wow. Have these people considered for one second that the ocean does not belong to humans? We're in the sharks' house when we go in the ocean. We are out of our element. Just because swimming in the ocean is fun, it doesn't mean we belong there. We'd have been born with gills if that were the case.

[dimlightbulb10]

@frankrfroesejr UNBELIEVER!!!!

[jweldt]

@idiot for palin- so kill all the sharks in the ocean because your kids may want to go swimming. that's hilarious. even palin isn't THAT big of an idiot. and fyi, sharks don't "go running around" ;)

[ginger4bailey]

Lady knows what she wants. I say go for it.

[TomDarkwulf]

LMAO!

[SuperHexus]

Love this woman! lol :)

[OutlawWyvern]

THAT WAS GREAT!!!

[mio2senses]

This women is my Hero

[reiningrules]

Wooooohoo! You go girl!

[Paigey12386]

Love her!

[098anne]

This woman is my hero!

[draward]

she should become an escort. so she could have some secrets, won't be as mad, will have a private income and would get laid more than often!

[JGoodie02]

@draward wouldn't guarantee she get laid well though

[gbsailing1]

@draward Ah yes but not necessarily "well" which was one of her criteria's for a sexual encounter...and she stipulates it has to be mutually exclusive, meaning that for her it HAS to be "well AND often" at the same time. This too can be a difficult task in such and industry....LOL....I love it...I just crack me up!

[AUD1438]

She should be our President! Please run for office, I don't care if you are a Democrat, Republican, etc! You are truthful, direct and beautiful!

[Sanguo3]

mim.... clearly said LAID

[inlikeflynn73]

LOVE this clip.

[inlikeflynn73]

Surely this woman is well known by now? LOVE this clip.

[malibu1986]

even I as a non native speaker understand that she says laid...I love this short interview!!! LOL

[ashemaria16]

i thought it was Frazier's wife Lilith off Cheers TV show.

[etay1207]

Too funny!

[SmellySagittarius]

She's my new idol, lol!

[MotherRat]

shes got her shit straight

[LuxAeterna36]

<3 You go, girl.

[Voso718]

Will you marry me?

[orawal]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHA!

[1976flaca]

nn so l inglese ma cosa dice???

[hughtub]

I think it's sexy when a woman is confident enough to just be upfront about wanting to be fucked.

[mim28]

@hughtub umm i think the point she is making is she would rather be paid - well and often - than have sex. listen closer next time.

[hughtub]

@mim28 She said get laid, well and often. Look at her mouth as she says it, not a p. Definitely an L. It's like you heard a different video. She said laid. Nobody even argues that fact except you.

[barneyejohnson]

@mim28 My speech analysis software plainly identifies it a L A I D.

[t0lkien1]

@mim28 You totally misheard it, maybe because you don't like what she really said. However, it's clearly that she would like to get laid, well and often. God bless her.

[carouselcarouse]

@mim28 Listen closer next time? lol You are funny....

[VAGuy84]

@mim28 Bless your precious little heart

[jamumu]

This woman rocks! Truly fabulous.

[sixdegreeable]

what did she say in the end? is it "well in the office"?

[valkyrio]

@sixdegreeable "Well and often."

I'd expect you'd get that from the top rating comment

[bigbangclang]

@sixdegreeable well and often

[evildoctorbluetooth]

@sixdegreeable well and often

[musososeki]

@sixdegreeable

"get laid, well and often"

[Daniel7860]

what show is this?

[595o]

Is this in Soviet Russia?