A fighter jet is taken down by a bird

[Scamperingummys]

ITS CALLED GOOGLE EARTH U FUCKING IDIOTS

[FiragunRaive]

Like a G6.

[FSXMASTER11]

Tower this is na27, request clearance to... aww look at the cute little... what the $*&%...............

[Icaller1915]

Wooow! A small bird slammed right into the military jet and took it down.

[Box0rz]

The amazing thing in this video is the uploader's name

[Omen4500]

A piece of advanced technology known for evading missiles is brought down by a bird.

[cabooz0]

terrorists are getting more and more creative

[MrBrandonRTR]

you can see the pilots shadow as he ejects at :57. look quick cause them ejection seats are rocket powered.

[KryptonPlayer]

looks fake...

[Fallout3boy2077]

them fighter planes can take down tanks, bombers, and other fighter jets...and a bird takes them down?? i guess the terrorist have been using animals for weapons

[Tinzert]

He said "Ejecting ejecting" fast, so yes, he obviously didn't die.

[usernamen0tfound]

[Plane Computer]: Their A Fucking Bird In Your Engine!

[DeeJayJustInTime]

is he alive?

[PivotWithBiscuitz]

Angry Birds: Modern Warfare

[woldanchampion]

@PivotWithBiscuitz best comment of this vid, congrulations

[cholubaz]

screw trying to just land the plane on a nearby road or field because the government as a unlimited supply of money to just buy more.

[Fraser0981]

@cholubaz You really are a tard, to land a jet on a field or road incrases the risk of death. The life of a person (2 in this case) is more precious than the plane, they done everything right and if you pay attention and listen you can quite clearly hear the pilot has no cluse as to what to do because he's in training. Dumbass

[TboneSTEAK111]

I can kill a bird with a b-b that costs about 1 cent. Yet a bird can take down a 500 million dollar aircraft.

[d1duck]

@TboneSTEAK111

Yes! The jet needed a bb gun.

[TheGordoncd]

ANGRY BIRDS AIRFORCE STYLE!!!

[corecommander]

The amazing thing to me isn't so much that the bird took down the aircraft, but that despite engine failure on takeoff, the plane flew well enough to give the pilots time to try and restart the engine and time to steer to an empty field and eject. And the plane itself can communicate when something is wrong. To think only a hundred years ago, the Wright Brothers were flying basically a paper kite. We've come a long way fast.

[boxxybrownn]

1 bird or 100 million dollar fighter jet? You decide

[zxslipknot]

OMG!!

Bird Motherfucker! :@

[mtrial11]

DAMN NATURE U SCARY!!

[haan1234]

Angry birds

[singhaization]

The fool invented a very expensive steel birds.

The clever give birds some left foods.

[TheZotari]

Darth Vader.

[comprimiser]

bird says "this is my sky bitch!"

[MasterFuck3000]

bird is the word

[Unyghte]

you're a ninja

[littlewalk]

fucking funny fighter jet taking down by a bird lol

[id104335409]

Revenge of the chicken!

[72SGMAN]

HOW"S THE BIRD???

[ufohk]

@72SGMAN he's fine, thx

[shawndonald78]

why do the warning alarms sound like 80s era arcade games?

[nashixe]

@shawndonald78 Because these aircraft were designed in the 1960s. The electronics that were standard in the household in 1980 were high-end military only in 1960.

[mryellow123]

@shawndonald78 Not sure about mil, but these changed in commercial aircraft to non-threatening female voices with non-panic-inducing messages. There is a lot of research done into the breakdown of communications during disasters, people are trained to talk to each other in ways where authority doesn't get in the way of information and they're constantly improving the way the computer interacts with the crew.

[BiohazardCrow]

@mryellow123

male voice: Engine failure!!, system failure! death inminent in 5.4 seconds!!

Pilot: OH MY GOD NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! *BOOM*

female voices with non-panic-inducing messages: Everything is ok now, close your eyes and relax young pilot, all will be over in 5.4 seconds...

Pilot: Oh! ok then... *BOOM*

[dildary123]

now what? terrorists birds?! shit delete this video before the terrorists see it

becuz there is NO WAY the US Airforce could win over these kamikaze birds

joking

[ypenburger]

it sounds like a game... game over

[GMmaxim]

T 6 N L

[MrLoleroxxx]

the weapon of the future :(ta ta ta taaan) KAMIKAZE BIRDS XD

[eray6543]

@MrLoleroxxx The skies arnt safe anymore

[LiipeB]

fucking bird

[d2gamer]

GOD said to him self he wanted to have some fun. So wat did he do? he a sent a small bird in order to humiliate the human's worlds most expensive and high technologic aircraft.. guess what GOD could do with 2 birds.. probably overthrow the whole china's military

[mikemcmo]

@d2gamer- I'm not sure God was really very involved here. I think it was a bird getting caught in a jet engine. God was probably over in Rwanda right then, inspecting his fingernails.

[noobsmasher]

@mikemcmo "Are not two sparrows sold for a penny? And not one of them will fall to the ground apart from your Father. But even the hairs of your head are all numbered. Fear not, therefore; you are of more value than many sparrows.

" i am just glad i am more valuble then a sparrow...but i think that bird was a bit big for a sparrow, so i dont think it couts :D

[steveo451]

@d2gamer looks like a bird got sucked into an inlet to me retard

[d2gamer]

@steveo451 it was a joke, get some humor troll

[wolf1010]

@d2gamer God sounds like a le douche =]

[oistein74]

@d2gamer angry birds

[WILKO50]

what type of aircraft ???

[whitehorsephoto]

@WILKO50 Bae Hawk

[MrClubFever]

the military should build a remote control bird to take down all the planes from the enemie :)

[XxLastBull3txX]

KAMIKAZE!

[destroyerdragon2002]

a 42 million dollar bird........imagine a nice thunk sound

[TheGoongod]

thats how twitter died



[csvanquishftw]

........i thought birds were made out of skin and bones that u can snap with ur hand....and somehow spinning blades of metal get destroyed by skin and small bones? how the hell does that even happen?

[hl2nudel]

@csvanquishftw ever snapped a 3-4 feet seagull with your hands?

[csvanquishftw]

@hl2nudel no i havent and it wud be really hard...thats y these blades in the jet engine shudnt break

[hl2nudel]

@csvanquishftw well.. but they do.. as you can see at the A380 airbus... it just happened without a bird... ;)

[csvanquishftw]

@hl2nudel nvm

[Bmarch08]

@csvanquishftw The blades in a jet engine are very precisely built and angled, if the airflow on the is changed even slightly, or the parts in it get gummed up, the engine stalls

[cdtoadams]

@csvanquishftw if you jumped off a sky scraper and slammed into a parked car, you would fuck up the car, same principle

[johnnyrocketcbr929]

@cdtoadams I LOVE your comparison! I got a visual on that and just laughed my ass off!!

[Salamanderx1]

@csvanquishftw Force = Mass * Acceleration. Jets weigh a lot and travel very fast, hitting a 1-2kg bird is going to impact with a lot a of force. That said jet engines are very precise high performance instruments. Bend the blades just a little bit and you've got one huge problem, especially at takeoff when you are at or very near max thrust.

[platinumsalamander]

notice how the nose of the jet is pushed down by the powerful ejecting mechanism

[hl2nudel]

@platinumsalamander they are stearing the nose down to not let the jet fly in some buildings some miles away....

[Capilee]

@hl2nudel

actually, he just ejected... he's not steering anything.

newton's 3rd

[richardhibert260]

@platinumsalamander woah didn't notice that. Thought it was just the plane going down. Thats hectic, didn't realise how much power it needed to excert.

[EtherealN]

@platinumsalamander That's not the ejection pushing the nose down, that's very simply a nose-heavy plane that no longer has a pilot holding the stick - and since the bird got him so early he never had time to get the plane into a cruise trim.

[m3yy3r]

Watch right at 0:57 to 0:58 because, if I'm not mistaken, is that his shadow skyrocketing up? anyone else see that shadow dart up real quick? and it sorta makes a possible eject sound right before.

[guitarrocker147]

That bird just got SMOKED!!

[stepxunit]

Stop the Pigeon Stop the Pigeon Stop the Pigeon.. Dick Dastardly

[petkol]

The likly hood that any one would release a cam of a dying pilot is also slimmer to non.

The pilot training.

The pilot sound.

The split image of a successful eject.

The angle of the plane when ejecting, indicating an acceptable eject-shot.

The list goes on.

[nicolegir]

t-6 ml wwwoooo, wwwooo t-6 ml

[MrJambone1]

kamikaze bird!

[robs1496]

why hasnt rwj gotten on to this? i am a little disapointed

[imboor3d]

was the bird okay???

[xSlaminSamx]

@imboor3d seriously?

[imboor3d]

@xSlaminSamx its kinda unfair on the bird dont u think

all humans do is kill

[NameWasInvalid]

@imboor3d How many squirrels have you run over lately? How many bugs smash against your windshield while you're driving down the road every day. I bet its hard to fathom how many lives you take every day. Stop talking like you're some saint, you're probably only 16 anyways.

[imboor3d]

@NameWasInvalid I was joking mate.

I just wanted people to get angry at me because it gives me something to read at night.

[NameWasInvalid]

@imboor3d pfft...  well you got something to read :)

[kdraper2007]

@imboor3d oh, so the bird is entirely innocent in the whole affair? dumbass bird flying around an airport not watching, if it had'nt been hit by a jet, then it probably would have been killed by a predator. everything on this planet kills something, that's life, that bird predated on something be it insect, rodent, or plant. but I have yet to see a bird, whale, duck, or elephant create music, paint a beautiful painting, or replant a forest.

[kdraper2007]

@imboor3d I don't think he survived the trip through the engine, those compressor blades tend to chop up anything that passes through them. you can hear the computer warn the pilot of engine damage & failure.

[petkol]

@kdraper2007 Offcourse he survivied.

[nonSteel]

@petkol

how do you know he survived?

[petkol]

@nonSteel The sound talls you that, the training one undergoes before flying also tells you that:

*PIIIIIIIIP PIIIIIIIIIP PIIIIIP* 0:42 -Computer sound

"Might consider ejecting to the north, we have engine failiure" -advisor

*Pilot breathing heavily*

"Eject! Eject! Eject!" -advisor

*Sparks on the camera indicating a successful eject and no pilot sound.*

The angle of plane and time tells us that it's also successful. There is simply no other way indicating otherwise.

~Norseman

[nonSteel]

@petkol

i guess you have a point,.,..but you're still a HUGE douche bag

[nale35]

100% owned

[stevenw97]

I just like the profile name

[Magnum756]

T6NL ! T6NL ! 

[kuszmalf]

google Earth!

[13579jams]

The birds don't like us me thinkz so they sent a new born to give us a message

[shanerobertspilot]

gear NOT down!

[NOG1997]

OSAMA BIRD LADEN

[robotguy67]

@NOG1997 good one HAHAHA

[NOG1997]

@robotguy67 thanks xD

[farkas171]

@NOG1997 LMFAO

[NOG1997]

@farkas171 hahahaha thanks xD!!

[farkas171]

@NOG1997 holy shit i thing i craBed my pants!!! no shit

[NOG1997]

@farkas171 haha xD!!

[farkas171]

@NOG1997 LMFAO sorry im just REALLY tired today LOL XD

[NOG1997]

@farkas171 LOL

[dicofreak123]

Tath bird was out on Sudside misson:P

[f12702]

dam welld done by the pilots for staying calm and not panicing

[Danielkchoi]

EJECT TEH DAMN ENGINE! oh wait....eject the pod..

[Vilas30]

lool Fucking kamikaze... i cant believe this is possible only in an computer for a birth becoming insane...

[SonsofGu4m]

that bird was hired by the russians

[raf802]

this is a simulated flight which the military use for those purposes, a lot cheaper than the real thing

[maxis986]

do a barrel roll

[myvibratincranium]

sooooooooooooo fake! ITS A COMPUTER GAME!

[Ampchu]

A testament that mother nature doesn't play around

[yurivw]

kamikaze bird 

[Mikvas36]

G6NL G6NL WE ARE KNOCKED DOWN...EJECT EJECT EJECT



[sherifbatawy]

stupid ass bird

[connerconn]

was that batman oh no

[hogarchy]

google flight simulator

[lbIeesel]

@hogarchy

you could be right

[Dnizzle7]

@hogarchy Google flight simulator is new, this vid was posted in 2005. Get your dates right.

[muppet9]

the problem was the aircraft had just taken off ergo low height. The landing gear was retracted and when deployed will slow the aircraft as its an effective air brake. So ifthis had happened at altitude its possible to land as you have forward air speed. The guys went by the book the ground controlle ris the funny one "mike 2 copy that youre breaking out to the north" ...then silence. I THINK the aircraft may have been a skyhawk listening to th English "warning" accent.

[barfumer]

eject eject lol usa fails

[alabader741]

0:08 ohhh shit ! LOL

[sixchiensblancs]

Bird 1 - Pentagon 0

[Crazyrogue]

why couldnt they try to put it down on the field?

[1scot4scotland]

That bird was a bitch !

[KatzuyaSagara]

DO A BARREL ROLL!

[nexxtech911]

1 Life ( the bird) for 1 Object ( the jet)... Object win of course!! It did what it was supposed to do, kill.

[2792Love]

Damn how fast was that bird flying?

[kraznot]

@2792Love not very fast, but it would have seemed really fast because the jet is flying really fast

[2792Love]

@kraznot Lol duh.

[Weslo2]

@2792Love seems fast because the bird was sucked in

[2792Love]

@Weslo2 yeah & because the jet was going faster lol.

[chainsawwishes]

Poor bird

[sexualpervert]

yeah he survived because he eject eject ejected....I bet it sucked for him still....but more for the little birds wife and kids.

[UsinGrammar]

@sexualpervert Did he get in trouble or have to clean up?

[boundaryzero]

wrong move trying to turn back 180... rule#1 after 100% loss of engine power DONT TURN BACK, look ahead and find a road or something, but in this case.... all they had was the eject button

[Znero]

@boundaryzero Looks like he turned away from the area where the buildings (and of course people) where and prepared to crash the plane in that field.

[MatthewHammer]

@boundaryzero They didn't turn back. They turned away from the town to the north. A forced landing at low altitude in a fighter is pretty much suicide.

[mychemluvove]

Um.. that looks like a pretty bad crash at the end.. did the pilot die?

[Glaycyer]

@mychemluvove They ejected.

[nak0504]

i got the 800,600 view baby oh yeah

[FLAIR809]

lmao epic bird too bad it didnt live to tell the story =(

[tancavproductions]

top dollar spent on the military... to be taken down by a bird. next the navy will be destroyed by a walrus

[hahahahha156]

@tancavproductions hahaha not a walrus but a baby muslim blowimg himself up

[Kelleygarret]

Damned Bird Terrorists.

[Bidil6]

So that's the reason chicken costs so much money at the super market .!

[Knowwon249]

Poor bird

[looma44]

Next thing we all see terrorist opening up bird farms. Now makes me wonder if this video caused price increase for chicken nuggets...

[CrazyDogGang]

@looma44 priceless comments

[chace94]

Lol then they find out that it was poo that fell from another plane XD

[TVRulesMyNation]

please tell me why the fuck poo would be falling from any plane anywhere?

[oppertunityknocks]

darth vader

[skaterbelicus]

i dnt get this, these jets can take getting hit with 100s of rounds of ammo, yet it gets taken down by a bird...right...

[antony492]

i swear engines are tested with bird carcasses

[7rak3r]

Yes most fighter planes are. They use frozen birds bred to a certain weight so they can be tested. They thaw them out and fire them through engines with a cannon.

My mom's boyfriend works for Pratt & Whitney right now and he has done this in the past. Funny thing is...one time a cat crawled up into the cannon to eat the thawing bird without them knowing and got shot into an engine along with the bird. Destroyed the 10 million dollar engine just like that LOL.

[bmk139]

Lmao

[therockerz2006]

Yes they are.

[JPHET37]

the tweety bird was sucked in by the jet's intake and that's all it takes a 8 lb bird to disrupt the turbine fans...if one or 2 blades gets bend it's all over..

[jpetrucci]

this is what you get if you keep trying on microsoft flight simulator trial version.

[Scike]

Wow, that bitching Betty is creepy sounding.

[Magician1607]

Lol he says "Oh shit" When he see it haha

[sailesh2001]

u can hear him breathing so deeply after the strike

[NumberLetterXIII]

If Terrorists see this, they'll send out a Bird Strike!

[EmpireLS56KW]

@NumberLetterXIII Yes keep thousands of birds! Pigeons are best because there expendable!

[SerbianCobra]

@NumberLetterXIII fuck terrorists..... if PETA sees this the government is going bankrupt or shutting down all flights everywhere ever.... fuck PETA :s 

[sacura605]

must be bad for the pilot's reputation being taking down by a bird

[angel703888]

Lmao!Plane has been pwned by tweety!!Lol i bet while he took you down he was thinking. fuck you!

[kiffy1990]

HAHA that was epic, wud be scary for the pilot

[angryboy2k9]

what goes woof woof boom?

A terriorist :)

[SystemofaDownMedia]

Nice username!

[carterst]

Millions of dollars gone up in smoke coz of one bird...madness

[mrtncrespo1]

@carterst its actually funny if you think about it.... lol - look at it this way, lets say we go on a war against another country and they dont have any fighter jets to defend themselves with, the will only say "release the birds!!' LMAO!!!

[boowoocoo]

@carterst madness.... madness.. THIS IS SPARTAAAAAA!!!!!!!

[haxbox7]

@carterst Madness? THIS IS SPARTA!