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  • ألله أكبر

  • Moe: 'My wife got me to believe in religion.'

    Joe: 'Really?'

    Moe: 'Yeah. Until I married her I didn't believe in Hell...'

  • A little boy went up to his father and asked, "Dad, where did my intelligence come from?" The father replied, "Well, son, you must have got it from your mother, cause I still have mine."

  • ahahha look up in the corner behind him .. ahah its the whale joke !

  • lol at 0:26, the tv is playing episode 31, Whale of a good time

  • one of the earlier episodes on the tv at 0:28

  • Hahaaaa!

  • haha the tv in the bar was playing the whale joke

  • I'm *insert age here* and I get these jokes.

    Get a life and stop trolling

  • im 10 and what is this

  • @PhatF2p what are 10 year olds doin on youtube?

  • im 5 and i get these jokes!

  • @kellysh2 5? seriously? lol ya right. 1. you shouldnt be on youtube... 2. 5 yr olds cant type that well they can barely spell their name rofl.. and 3. you wouldnt get half these jokes if you were 5 unless someone explained all of them to you which they shouldnt.

  • @luv2Dance34345

    LOL! seriously? You think a 5 year old would be watching this. It's a joke smart one!

  • @kellysh2 yes i realize this......lol thats why i said what i said. thats stupid saying im 5 and get these jokes. every1 is doing that and its dumb like any1 believes your 5 and its really not that funny lol

  • @luv2Dance34345

    haha well it was a joke so.. were all goood. !;D

  • الله اكبر

  • I'm 13 and I understand these all :D

    

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  • 0:26 pause and look at the previous joke on the tv LOLMAO

  • 00:25 on the TV behind the man...this is a great show :)

  • uummm what do u mean u can see eli?? and what did she mean beef cake....the part i understood was funny tho........

  • 0:10 look at the calendar.. not so funny but i'd thought i'd point that out.

  • ice t makes me want to drink coors less

  • Any1 else notice in every joke you can see Eli ?

  • Anyone else notice the COUGAR in the backround? ;)

  • 0:14 the ski resort joke

  • @IzzyBuzyFrizzy As I also said on your other post. Noob >_> AND GTFO OFF THE INTERNET! >_>

  • @VictorLeeVan I got these jokes when I was nine high five.

  • 666

  • I'd hit that.....

  • I cant believe most of the elis fans r kids, i suppose most of youtube users will either b kids or pretendin to b, LOL

  • @FytNyt I WANNA BE A KID AGAIN! Yep, your right

  • beef cake?

  • did anyone else notice joke 31 in the background on the tv?

  • this one killed one killed me

  • 0:14 is the hotel episode

  • @trickmaster6 I must be immortal because I have read just about all of them and am still alive

  • I'm 16, and of course I get these jokes, but not all of them are funny enough for an lol

  • @KimChoJapFan im 13 and i get these jokes

  • @TechEx0 Im 11 and i get these jokes :P

  • @KimChoJapFan Your sixteen with the grammar of a child.

  • @KilledbyRapid You're the party pooper

  • @KilledbyRapid It's "you're" not "your"....good job

  • @KimChoJapFan yeah its really hard to understand regular jokes like this when you're 16... seriously son, you're nothing special

  • @AlienMagi And like you are any more special yourself, in fact I guess I'll have to ruin the surprise for those who don't understand the joke

    The woman is 50, and the man thought that the 50 year old cougar had a younger daughter that she was talking about with the mother and daughter threesome, instead to the worst of his luck, he didn't get the cougars daughter, he got the cougars 80 year old, beef-curtain ridden mother of hers... Sounds like hell doesn't it?

  • @KimChoJapFan CAPTAIN OBVIOUS TO THE RESCUE!!!!!

  • @AlienMagi Dadada! Some people actually need some obvious assistance, for example Youtube, nobody likes what they are doing to this site.

  • @Trickmaster6 wow you really suck grow up with the chain mail.

  • I'd probably still do it... I'm a horny teenager

  • did you see the whale in the backround tv flip the boat

  • @krazywolfpants Well, I made a youtube account when I was 11, now I'm 12, and I'm not like those other annoying kids... although it's good to know that there are many mature 10-12 year olds in youtube :D

  • @0wolfplayer0

    same thing i made this when i was 11 and now im 12 xD

  • @princesspeachrulez lol my account is already turning into 1 year and I'm turning 13 :D ... I think my account is already one year :P

  • Saw it coming :3

  • @stealthbomber9888 Stupid troll.

  • @Seismostorm omg sry i thought i was on my other account wich is utoobetroll so yes i am a troll and theres nothin you can do about it

  • @stealthbomber9888 Alright.... I didn't care but ok.

  • 0:15 the ski joke.

  • hey THAT WAS POSTED ON MY BIRTHDAY!

  • Eww lol

  • I I figured it out at 0:24

  • 0:15 Skiing joke, 0:25 whale joke

  • oh man i would have left . . .

  • kid gets bored and tells his father

    "I am bored"

    father gets out his penis and says

    "Here play with this"

    while kid is playin father falls asleep. when he wakes up he sees his penis bleeding and shouts

    "WTF DID U DO ?!"

    "ITS NOT MY FAULT" says the kid "while i was playing with it it spat some white stuff at me and i stabbed it!!!"

  • hes not rlly a good speaker....

  • OMG I KNEW IT!

  • poor man.

  • hate this guy's voice >_<

  • -the 0ld lady didnt men0p0se? awesmazing!

  • slowly press th 4 key repeatedley lol

  • WTF A flyn mexican

  • @jacobpf4 The only ad that has ever made me laugh.

  • @c4r50n1 lol

  • I knew it was coming! :-P

  • XD LOL

  • oh dats just nasty

  • eli is the guy at 0:16

  • OMG 0:17 its eli eatin pretzels :D

  • did anyone notice the cougar paintings in the background?

  • Eli isthe black hair dude in the background 0:16

  • eli is the guy eating those pretzeles @ 0:17 hes also on the TV @ 0:15

  • Nice.

  • 0:28 the whale joke?

  • I saw that one coming!

  • 0:17 Does Eli have to be in every joke lol XD

  • I am a bisexual walrus tomato vampire Soviet Kenyan and I get EVERY SINGLE JOKE.

  • Lol at the picture of a cougar behind the dude XD

  • Look at the T.V @ 0:26

  • another joke is on the tv in the bar

  • SO OBVIOUS!

  • DUDE THE EPISODE 31 WAS IN THE T.V IN THE BAR! XD

  • eli at 0:16

  • rawrrrrrrrrr i just shit ma pants

  • damn ads!

  • this guy has an awful lisp

  • 0.14

    Look on the TV

    It's Eli, It's from...The Hotel episode..I thought it whas 30 or 29

  • im 14 :3

  • anyone notice the tv is showing episode 31?

  • eli is at 0:17

  • just like krazywolfpack im 11 and i get pretty much all of em

  • the whale joke was on the tv

  • look at the top right at 0:26 its the whale joke he tells

  • i feel u krazywolfpack!! im 12 also....but my mind not nasty just advanced

  • @koolchickDuh My mind is both... I just dont use the advanced part ;D

  • i am 12, these are hilarious, i would know what this meant when i was 8.

  • i wudnt of cared if i was drunk ;) lol

  • IM 10 AND I GET IT TOPPP THAT

  • @TheMebeawesome dude grow up

  • Eli is the man eating pretzles

  • Man: :c

  • Eli's dirty jokes episode 31 is on the tv

  • dont get it

  • @residentevil5pwner wait...stop confusing me >_<

  • @residentevil5pwner she asked for a mother daughter three some, but she (who is 50) was the daughter not the mother. So he will do a 50 year old and like a 90 year old, get i now?

  • @ReachWonders ohhhhhhhh lol

  • wut...........OH I GET IT

    lol jk

  • @residentevil5pwner so u dont get it?

  • @gftop i do

  • @residentevil5pwner good. because i refuse to explain the jokes.

  • 0:25 the blow job whales are on the TV

  • Eli is the one eating!

  • 1:14 the three guys who went to the ski lodge in the tv

  • he should have asked her if she was the mother

  • @BlazinBobs then it would not be funny

  • @matthew2000bf it wouldn't have a joke nor a story at all, but I mean that's one thing he could have done to save himself

  • the lady from the bar was the daughter and she was gonna do him wit HER mom...basically just not a situation u want 2 b n

  • why are people pointing out where eli is

  • @TheJadixgx It's like Where's Waldo

  • eli eating a pretzel 0:16 

  • @LSDkitteh he is somewhere in all of them lol

  • omg these things are priceless!

  • look at 15 and you see the skiers

  • haha THANKS!

  • PEOPLE! IM 12 AND I GET EVERY SINGLE ONE OF THESE!

  • @krazywolfpack

    Congradulations, you have a dirty mind.

  • @over9000foottroll Congratulations, you spelled congratulations wrong.

  • @NayberHoodFilms lol you idiot, don't correct people when you don't know how to spell. It is congradulations.

  • @lyricmakerz Hahahahahahahahaha Are you serious? Just Google it right now? hahahahahahaha you are fucking stupid. it's CONGRATULATIONS

  • @NayberHoodFilms

    I care because I really put alot of effort in my comments.

  • @over9000foottroll wow you do to

  • @over9000foottroll i do too i get these im 13

  • @ShadowOfTurtles

    Thanks, I always wanted to know your age and understanding of dirty jokes...

  • @over9000foottroll what if ur 14...like me...half my school already lost their virginity and do several drugs XP

  • @Kitykatz123

    Is... that even legal?

    I thoughted you can only do it when you are 18. :l

  • @over9000foottroll the virginity part...or that drugs part XD?

  • @Kitykatz123

    ...Both?

  • @krazywolfpack im 11 and i get em two (dirty mind)

  • @krazywolfpack You shouldn't be watching these little boy!

  • @Speedpwns 12 is not little boy,stupid adult,kids that are 8 are dirty minded,so if they are already dirty minded not watching is not gona help! so how do u think he even got here? because of dirty mind! face it world is going downhill! im 12 and i knew these stuff even back when i was 8.congratualtions,ur stupid,12 isnt "little".

    congratulations! u pissed me off for saying 12 is little boy age!

  • @Speedpwns oh yeah i almost forgot:FUCK YOU!

  • @krazywolfpack same here

  • @krazywolfpack hey me too,im 12 and i get everything,people say kids dont have sense of dirty humor

  • @krazywolfpack .... so.... you want an award or something?

  • @tolentino1991 lolzz

  • @krazywolfpack  wow no1 cares like so wat if u here ur mother and father talkin to much haha

  • @krazywolfpack your ghey

  • @krazywolfpack sooo....? they're dirty, not difficult

  • @krazywolfpack so im 10

  • @krazywolfpack omg im 13 i dont get a third of what they are saying :O

  • @krazywolfpack omg same here!

  • @krazywolfpack So what? I'm 12 too, Who cares

  • @davyjones163 who care,the molesters do T.T