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  • I've never seen a movie based on a video game to be actually good. I think the reason for this is that the game developers don't develop a good enough story for the characters. Not just for this game, but for all fighting video games. It could just be that game developers don't need a detailed story or depiction of the characters so they come up with a story for a character that is no more than a half a page. Give this to the people who make the games into movies and they'll probly won't do well

  • Man what I couldn't stand were when in the flashback of the teen Bison,

    he started being bad by "stealing fishes from poor fishermen"!

  • Her Father's name was Xang (or Zang)? Been a long time since seen this movie. Did nobody learn anything from that 1994 abomination!?! >:O

  • nah, most of you are overreacting a little. this movie is not the best, I admit. but it aint that awfully bad as most of you claim it to be.

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  • or 4 i actually find your reviews more detailed and explanitory than other reviews on youtube

  • lol wow this move looks like a piece of shit. I'm not 100% with street fighter movies, never really seen any of them, but I have the 1994 animated street fighter movie and the animated series and both are excellent, and Bison is just such a great villain. That's when he wants world domination and to kill Captain Guile, Chun Li, etc. It's funny, I think even the Animated Series actually had blood in it and was more hardcore than this movie

  • 8:43.; What do you mean by 'Even playing field'?

  • The only thing I really liked about this movie was the fact that we get to see Robin Shou.; That was pretty cool.

  • 1)1.; You said 'penis'. Lol.

  • "This movie is 'Epic fail!' from start to finish.".; Obviouslly...

  • 1:02.; You said 'penis'... Lol.

  • 0:59.; You said 'penis'...

    Lol.

  • You should review The Warrior's Way.

  • 10:43.

  • Vega's mask looks like the mask that Mick Thompson of Slipknot wears.; Lol.

  • This movie is so bad, that now everybody apologizes to the first Street Fighter film. Hell, now i kinda like the other one, it was camp, parody humor. The Leyend Of Chun Li was a blasphemy.

  • that was the ultimate slap in the face when they mention ryu

  • dude, you gotta review Street Fighter Legacy, its so short but makes up for those hour long pieces of crap!

  • bad,bad,bad bomb movie,horendous, god-awful movie,fewww!

  • Yeah, this movie sucked major balls, which we could all tell just by watching the trailers for it, I'll admit it, but, in all honesty, "I'd rather watch 'Street Fighter: The Movie' & 'Street Fighter: The Legend Of Chun-Li' than 'Batman & Robin'.".

    (**Cue M. Bison from 'Street Fighter: The Movie'.: "Of course!...".**.).

  • Actor for M.Bison looks like a shithead a horrible pick and does not look like Bison

  • Does Chun-Li's father die in this movie?

  • @tthomaselli2

    Yes. Bison snaps his neck and makes Chun Li watch while he had her tied up.

  • movies made of video games, REALLY HARD TO FIND GOOD ONES

    such high hopes but hollywood can't do it right, they have a game that has great story and characters which is why ppl want a movie for it

    but then they change the hell out of it

  • I don't remember Chun-Li being that strong where she could kick Bison's ass in a minute. Same goes for Vega. she straight pwned him. Yet in the SFII animated movie she was nearly killed fighting him. Doesn't make any sense at all.

  • ehy chun li! what did you think about your movie?

    chun li:''cries''

  • Bullshit Fighter: The Legend Of Bullshit

  • 2:00 he looks nothing like m.bison

  • Swag, watch this video (youtube link):

    v=h2ZXSzaUIBQ

    Yeah, a 3-minute fan film has better special effects then this movie. Also, when Ryu does the spin-kick thing (the name's something Japanese) the director just uses clever camera cuts. They don't actually try to make Ryu spin around in mid-air. That's what they should've done in the Chun-li movie, instead of that ridiculous, laughable imitation of the Spinning Bird Kick.

  • I remember I paid full price in theaters for this film and was sadly disappointed but then again watching Kristen Kruek for 90 minutes was awesome!!!

  • I rented this movie recently.

    It was just OK. The only movie I can think of worse than this is Super Mario Bros.

    I thought that Chun Li and the White Rose were hot.

    5:31 Robin Shou (Liu Kang) as Gen.

    That is why I had to crack a joke when Gen shows Chun Li a flier for the Street Fighter tournament.

    TO BE CONTINUED

  • CONTINUED

    Chun Li: "Are you gonna enter the Street Fighter tournament, Gen?"

    Gen: "No. I'm gonna be entering a different tournament. A tournament called Mortal Kombat."

    Chun Li: "Mortal Kombat?"

    Gen: "Yep, I hear there's a sorcerer who steals souls, a 4 armed beast, a ninja who can freeze and a ninja who shoots something out of his hand."

    Chun Li: "Sounds too weird, Gen."

    (harpoon hits Gen) "Who is that?"

    Gen: (looks up to see Scorpion) "Oh shit..."

    Scorpion: "GET OVER HERE!"

  • Michael Clarke Duncan did ok as Balrog but only more as Bison's right hand man than as a boxer. He should've been doing both roles.

  • It's Colonel Guile.

  • Who the fuck puts Bison in a plain business suit? The guy I remember wears a super red suit and hat.

  • why do they make movies of video game it never ends well

  • Wow... he ripped his conscience out into his baby? XD

  • You should've used M. Bison's 'Of Course' line from the original movie for comic effect because while your review of this film is pretty funny, inserting that clip would make it even funnier.

  • Yeah, I think that would have been funny but as you can see, I already maxed out the 11-minute time limit that YouTube has for non-partners. A good suggestion though.

  • @SWAGshow

    I'm trying to find that sound-bite of Raúl Juliá saying "OF course!..." on the internet, but, I havn't found it anywhere.

    Where can you find it?

  • @Launchpad05 this is better than KING OF FIGHTERS 

  • Lol you forgot to mention that Vega is extremly ugly in this movie, and we all know that in SF he was opsessed with his beauty, thus wearing the mask to protect his face.

  • Its that goon from the Black Eyes Peas. He's just another po faced person standing behind Fergie whose.,,,,,,,,,,

    well I think shes a "Dog-gess"

  • but isn't that the spirit of street fighter?? stuff that you can't do? I would love to be able gilde in the air and deliver several spinning kicks without losing any momentum. I would love to grab someone, have all the lights black out, and give a 15 hit combo so fast you can see it.

  • Please do robocop 3 my life won't be complete with out it, btw keep up the good work SWAG

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  • Ryan Reynolds is Marvel's Deadpool and DC's Green Lantern.

  • you forgot Rose do thet totally F her up :(- n mya was C viper @_@ f her up to even tho she not my fave

  • I didn't mention Rose because I didn't want to give away the ENTIRE movie, but enough to let people know enough to avoid it yet still find out a little of the story on their own if they feel compelled to watch it.

  • Kevin Kline's dialogue and acting was so horrible that I caught myself saying out loud

    ARE YOU FUCKING SERIOUS?!?

  • Does Bison even do his signature "Pycho Crusher"?

  • No but he does have Taboo from the Black Eye Peas as Vega though

  • Nope. no glowing hands. no high jumps stomps. no sliding sweep kick. no forward flip kicks. no red suit.

    just call this guy Bob for all we care and there is no way we'll think this guy is Bison from Street fighter

  • @Falconsoulchild Nope, you don't see any characters doing their special moves (other than Chun-Li doing half-assed versions of her Spinning Bird Kick and Kikoken).

  • I saw this like two days ago. It was so horrible, i hated Bison and Vega acting, it just didn't work.

  • Poor poor SWAG. :(

    Cheer up dude! :)

  • The "guy who looks like he should be playing a Nazi in a World War II movie" (Neal McDonough) played an American GI in Band of Brothers.

  • Your review and Benzaie's Top 5 tells me that this movie is so bad, you don't need to watch it to know it sucks. Well done, SWAG!

  • This movie sucked beyond all imagination. This is the same guy who "directed" the Doom movie.

  • I feel your pain. Keep up the good work. And damn them for making you watch this crap fest.

  • nice review man, i wont waste my time downloading this crap never , thanks :)

    nice job keep doing this reviews

  • Actually, Mythbusters proved that you CAN grab a sword between your hands, if your timing is JUST RIGHT.

  • Yeah, now that I think about it I think they said it was one of those things that is plausible but near impossible; and that dummy head they used took a severe beating. But Chun-Li's back is turned in the movie so she can't even see the sword coming at her, which to me eliminates any chance of plausibility.

  • even milke has an expiration date ;D

  • OMG!!! So Bisons plan it to build a condoMan, thats evil!

  • between this, DragonBall, and G.I. Joe, 2009 was probably the worst year for movies in history

    Michael Clarke Duncan seemed to be the only actor who was at least aware that he was in a bad movie, everyone else took it too seriously

    compared to this, the original Street Fighter (and Raul Julia's Bison) is Citizen fucking Kane

  • Your review is soooo True!

    Keep up the good working :)

  • I should add that I like your game reviews, they are awesome!

  • Thanks dude, and don't think I was jumping down you're throat, I always welcome constructive criticism.

  • No im sorry you're right, after watching it again i realized that you dont spoil anything. I mean you didnt even talk about the beginning, the middle and the ending at all. And you think this review was long? Check out your other videos, they are about the same lenght. Although Robocop was 1sec shorter, so I guess you're right there too. And please note that this was not 50/50 ironic it 100/100. If this does not help then you can tell by the emotion in my text which parts I'm ironic and not.

  • Dude, it seems like all your movie reviews are just summaries. You basically go through the whole story and just spoil everything. Sure this is not a great movie but people might want to see it. A review is not meant to spoil the whole story scene by scene , I hope you know this otherwise you shouldn't go and tell other people how to do their reviews. And 11min seems a bit long for a review, its like 9-10 mins of the story and just 1-2 mins of your own thoughts which is what a review should be.

  • I don't think I spoiled the movie at all, I didn't even mention the so-called twist in the plot with the white rose. And if you compare my recapping the story to my commentary it's about 50/50; plus you can tell by the emotion in my voice which parts I liked and didn't like. This review was long because I'm trying to save people the ordeal of actually having to watch the movie; which a lot of people thanked me for. And if you think my reviews are long, go watch the Nostalgia Critic.

  • More of a synopsis or summary than a review, but ya know what? I still like it. Kudos though, you did last around 5 minutes into the review before it sounded like the movie was wearing heavily on your mind.

  • 9:21

    That has to be the most retarded thing I have ever heard.

  • SWEET REVIEW

  • Haha, sorry you had to suffer through that Swag. I attempted to watch this movie, but I gave up a quater way into it, it's just garbage. What a waste of a licence geez.

    As bad as the first one was, I at least could sit through it.

  • Great Review, I knew this movie was bad but I had no idea it was this bad. Keep up the good work.

  • charlie is my fav street fighter. They made him look so damn bad in this movie

  • I loved this movie in the theater i laughed alot... There was a scene where someone says something like "Bison is now at the peak of his power" Chun li replies "well then nows the perfect time to take him out" the entire theater burst into laughing cause that makes no sense at all... Anyway good review, BTW Kevin Kline was soooooo bad and I loved the cheese he put into the movie. NASH OUT

  • Perfect Review.

    Great analyzing, puns, details and coverage.

    Everything made complete sense! GJ (good job)

  • Nice review! But it's Chris Klein, not Kevin Kline. No relation. (Kevin Kline would probably sue you for suggesting he'd act in such a film.)

  • Gah, I knew his name was Chris Klein, why did I say Kevin Klein? Oh well, chalk it up to a slip of the tongue.

  • Worse than FS the Movie? Is that even possible? I know what you can review next. An awesome show called "adrianmarti".

  • The SF spoof in the movie City Hunter was more faithful than this pile of crap...

  • Lol Ironically the M. Bison actor is probably best known for his work as a US Soldier in "Band of Brothers".

    Good review. Glad I didn't watch this movie.

  • Agreed with Ratty, the actor playing Bison was one of my favorite characters in Band of Brothers.......and he was a US Paratrooper. Lawl.

    Your comment about him just made my day.

  • Oh really? I never saw Band of Brothers but I can totally see how funny my comment is now.

  • You saved me an hour and a half. Thanks.

  • nick, we want you to review movies good or bad cause u review them so well. i think u and roger ebert would make a great team!

  • Thanks man, you can be sure I'll keep 'em coming.

  • have u ever met roger ebert?

  • O_O didnt know there was a movie.

  • That movie sucks. There wasn't even any street fighting. It makes the first one look like 300.

  • Well isn't this great. I just bought the dvd of this movie, because I tough it could be creat. Now I don't feel like to watch the movie. Damn! This is just my luck.

  • chun li's blue outfit reminds me of her look in the alpha series do you see that in a way?

  • Hey swag theres going to be a spider man 4.What do you think of it.I personally think it would kill the franchise but whats your opinion?

  • dare i say...I like the first one better.

  • This movie really sucked. Chun-Li owned Vega in like 30 seconds and the fight scenes were horrible. Plus Chun-Li also killed Bison at the end. I was just watching like WTF!? I didn't know Chun-Li could beat Bison? He didn't even have Psycho Powers but Chun-Li can have a fucking fire ball? This movie is a waste of time!

  • I laughed out loud at the conscience part. How ridiculous!!

  • Thanks for the info on this. Crap like this and Dragonball Evolution makes Mortal Kombat Annihalation almost look good.

    If you want a good movie to review, hmmm? I'd like to see what you think of Tombstone with Kurt Russell. That'd be a good review.

  • oh Im sorry you had to review that movie...but if it makes you feel any better I always enjoy watchin your reviews cause they're freakin hilarious and really informative thanks

  • You could try reviewing all the Spider-Man movies just like how you reviewed the Batman movies. I don't know, just a thought.

    Anywho nice review.

  • Thanks for the suggestion, I'll think it over.

  • Yeah, the movie is downright bad. That is what happens when there are crappy directors who do video game adaptions of movies just like to take the interest in a name and try and make money without learning a thing or two about the story or characters. This guys who directed this movie and Doom is just as bad as Uwe Boll. I'm not kidding. Let us hope that Sam Raimi can do better with the World of Warcraft movie.

  • I tried to see this film a couple of months ago, and i really do mean TRY. I sat down with 100% intention to watch and try and enjoy, but jesus lord almighty, after 40 minutes I turned it off, only second time ever I did this in my life after XXX2 where I don't even care what the fuck happens. ROTTEN film

  • Love the Mythbusters reference.

  • thank you for saving me from seeing this

  • I took one for the team, haha!

  • This movie flew right under the radar. And now i see why 0_o

  • tomatometer ftw

  • review 2012 next!

  • -some teenagers are beating up an old guy, and strangley nobody is helping him-

    sadly, you watch the news enough, stuff like this happens more often than you think.

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  • Hollywood just never learns...

  • Based on what you've told us, the Van Damme SF movie is more interesting.

  • As far fetched as that sounds, yeah the first movie is better.

  • I'm probably going to get flamed for this, but I actually enjoyed the Van Damme movie. Far from a masterpiece, it was still pretty funny. Mortal Kombat was better for the action and fast-paced story-telling. It was at least an hour and a half, but it felt like 20 minutes went by.

  • the movie was good to me

  • can you review the final fantasy movie?

  • We demand the final fantasy movie review!

  • Sounds like this is an extremly horrible movie. Make's it sound like anything by Uwe Boll's bett- (Laugs away) I 'm sorry! I can't say thar with a straight face!

  • I wanted teh womenz. Can I have some womenz

  • awsome new vid!

  • if im first, do i get all teh womenz?

  • no.. no you dont get the womenz... u may have some of teh menz if you want?

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