What sort of bird is a miner bird? Coz here in Australia, a miner bird is small, grey, with beady yellow eyes that annoy the shit out of everyone! So which bird is Eddie talking about?
how come their is always some wanker commenting some ignorant comment? "Man she's ugly" "Why is that dude in a dress" "What is it?" Who cares.....as long as "It's" Funny right? he is here to spread comedy not be dissected as a anatomical weirdo (Which he isn't.....I like the term Executive Transvestite, it sounds Classy and Distinguished)
Not many of 'em patches around now days, with the lazy eye surgery and all.
Now LASER eye surgery would be something else, wouldn't it?
I would love to have a laser eye implant.. gives the phrase death stare a whole new meaning..
And most epic of all would be, and I'm sure it would come soon - it's just too cool not to be invented: Laser eye implants, on a mynah bird, chewing on a match goin' "Hey there, nice shoes."
why is dose there have to be at least one person who dosnt like things i mean really if you dont like it dont wach i think they do it just to be difforent hmmm.....
Oh lovely, lovely Eddie :D
gbraae 1 week ago
the great thing obout eddie, it it all looks improvised :P
BurnSpangler 2 weeks ago
He has mentioned Long John Silver in this gig and he played this part in "Treasure Island" pretty good.
mrdebugger 3 weeks ago
He is right about the mynah. It's a better talker than the parrot. Watch....
"I can talk, can you fly?" - watch?v=_CoxnUe49ZA
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skullythecreator 1 month ago
2:56 Had absolutely no idea he'd be playing Long John Silver one day ;)
nineteennintytwo 1 month ago 5
What a wanker, whos he? :L Hes eating a match :L !!
UkPounda 1 month ago
who disliked!?!?
Carambers 1 month ago
He's basically describing hipsters here hahahaha.
bfdhvcnvvbjdn 2 months ago
Wait - did he say lyrebird?
maggiestardust 3 months ago
@maggiestardust 2 weeks late, but he said Mynah bird.
wiffasniffa 2 months ago
@maggiestardust Mynah bird
KillerKyah 1 month ago
i want a mimer bird!
maggiestardust 3 months ago
Cool, cool, cool, hip and groovy, LOOKING LIKE A DICKHEAD!
TheDieselmechanic1 3 months ago 4
£4.53.... £4.53!
AnneKirsty 3 months ago 6
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3 people are eating a match.
analogkid385 3 months ago
Eye patches have a number problem.
Ganardhipan 3 months ago 5
lmao oh Mr. Izzard! You have quite the imagination!! I totally heart u ;)
GAkopyan31 3 months ago
"I haven't got fingers, could you cut this up, please?" -> One of the best quotes ever! :D
LuRawen 3 months ago 3
why is mine stuck on looking like a dickhead? damn i need some Eddie mojo...
mihaimoldo 4 months ago
I have a lazy eye and trust me that is exactly what goes down
icosaaa 4 months ago
Haha 0:52-1:11
MorganMister123 4 months ago
@MrsDalek Not "Miner bird," but Myna Bird. As in Hill Myna Birds. They're very good at talking.
TranceFur 4 months ago
What sort of bird is a miner bird? Coz here in Australia, a miner bird is small, grey, with beady yellow eyes that annoy the shit out of everyone! So which bird is Eddie talking about?
MrsDalek 4 months ago
birds in cages are like humans in prison. think about it. fkin ridiculous ppl who buy birds.
ukijhu97 4 months ago
omg he makes me literally laugh out loud
Razzee 5 months ago
He actually looks really hot.
animeserena 5 months ago
how come their is always some wanker commenting some ignorant comment? "Man she's ugly" "Why is that dude in a dress" "What is it?" Who cares.....as long as "It's" Funny right? he is here to spread comedy not be dissected as a anatomical weirdo (Which he isn't.....I like the term Executive Transvestite, it sounds Classy and Distinguished)
JessicaVaught 5 months ago 8
Looking like a dickhead! XD Lol, get's me every time!
Lotto15719 5 months ago 3
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wtf is it a guy or a girl
MrInvertibrate 5 months ago
@MrInvertibrate He is an executive transvestite
BlankPageNumberXIII 5 months ago 7
@MrInvertibrate He's a guirl.
spacecowboy5000 5 months ago
@spacecowboy5000 thanks
MrInvertibrate 5 months ago
2 people eat matches
iOSreaper 6 months ago
If I ever get a parrot, I'm going to teach it to say random prices.
defenderofmen11 6 months ago
white wine please :) thats my favourite bit
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TheRBLTeam 6 months ago
yo i heard you like flying so i put a bird in your plane so you can fly while you fly
jaschipp 7 months ago 5
i love how he says Hello :)
Bella080715 7 months ago 5
Where did he get that jacket? Its awesome!
keeroo92 7 months ago
Not many of 'em patches around now days, with the lazy eye surgery and all.
Now LASER eye surgery would be something else, wouldn't it?
I would love to have a laser eye implant.. gives the phrase death stare a whole new meaning..
And most epic of all would be, and I'm sure it would come soon - it's just too cool not to be invented: Laser eye implants, on a mynah bird, chewing on a match goin' "Hey there, nice shoes."
Hopefulfilment 7 months ago 4
what a wanker, who's he? he's eating a match! D:
TheBaconFox 7 months ago 7
Him and his pirate knowledge XD "Sqwuak, pieces of eight!"
chance437 7 months ago
Yeah, minah birds are much better: they've got sleek, black feathers and they sit around saying things like, 'OOoooooOOOhhhh look at that sunset!'
MrBuch169169 8 months ago
"I like your haircut ... it's sexy!"
MissMovie90 9 months ago
theres lookin like a dickhead, cool cool cool cool cool fucking groovy...lookin like a dickhead!
coolHalo2Glitches 9 months ago 6
i have a lazy eye =(
4620095 9 months ago
This is probably the 17th time I'm watching thsi clip, and I still have tears rolling down my eyes! Oh Eddie...you genius, you!!
GAkopyan31 9 months ago
You think he's going to stop at two eye-patches, but then he goes for three. :P
VoiceofCthulhu 9 months ago 3
He's part mime.
dancingrizz 9 months ago 2
why is dose there have to be at least one person who dosnt like things i mean really if you dont like it dont wach i think they do it just to be difforent hmmm.....
micalla15 9 months ago
What was that bird in the plane called?
Mullahgrrl 10 months ago
his kid impressions are seriously funny..woah wanker who's e?
Ganardhipan 10 months ago
If that bird was in coach I want to know what first class is like!and what airline it was :)
PhilELO 10 months ago
"There's a pig under the table with a GUN!"
TheShadowHunterXT 10 months ago 2
1 person sucked the juice from a tractor
bolskki 10 months ago
"You've got looking like a dickhead over here, average looking, kinda cool cool HIP AND GROOVY LOOKING like a dickhead..."
sanguinaryheart 1 year ago 6
stop talking prices!!
mrcolliflower 1 year ago
hes git his own style i like him
kartikm24 1 year ago
Look great, but talk like shit! Lmao
rockaroundtheclock56 1 year ago
his miming really is top-notch
tdearsan 1 year ago
we don't need to read comments of what we just watched or what we are about to watch, it's only funny when he does it.
yournube 1 year ago 5
little did he know he would be playing a pirate with a parrot on his shoulder in the future.
condor43 1 year ago
@condor43 And the very character he mentions too!!! :-))
ladyaxe1313 1 year ago
what theatre was this filmed at
harrytwood 1 year ago
HILARIOUS!!!!!
Deadwing6 1 year ago
Sorry?... Ah white wine please!
kiwimci 1 year ago 4
idk how to mime a tractor with all the gas sucked out
garaasgal 1 year ago 146
@garaasgal
I have a friend who knows how, just mime putting a hose under something and sit around doing nothing XD
HikariInSuicideland 9 months ago
@garaasgal the juice
119fatty 1 month ago
There's a pig under the table with a gun! xD
rylter 1 year ago 3
Oh wanker, who's he?
rcdeutsch 1 year ago 3
it wouldn't be flying but it be flying
yamatogreg2 2 years ago 89