When I ask myself why the US is so fucked up right now, broke starring at the abyss of 3rd world future, videos like this answer my question. When you let religious nutjobs run your shop, your shop will close sooner or later. You should move to Norway Coctopus. Free health care and a goverment that would be asked to resign if the prime minister went on television and said God Did It.
You are great but sometimes i really wish you would stop bashing all us Christians. I mean id rather believe in a God than no god a be wrong. SOme of us arent too smart.
The reporter's first sentence is also insulting, when you think about it. He asks his viewers to remind themselves that *everyone* prayed, and so *everyone* survived.
What the hell is that supposed to mean? They wouldn't have if they hadn't? What if one guy on the plane didn't pray? Would he have been smitten while everyone else got away scot free?
It's a condemnation without outright saying it. The above example is stupid. But that's the point. The man's words are stupid. Shame on him.
Its funny how they try to take the credit away from the pilot and give it to prayer and God. What bullshit. These people survived because of A GOOD PILOT. Lets give the MAN credit not some mythological god.
@Shonem But how else were we made, how did things, life, existence anything or possibility be created. Id rather worship something that made what obviously couldnt be a accident as oppose to people who just brush it off as we die and go nowhere.
@Shonem Yeah im aware of this. y earth isnt around but its bumpy, it rotates and it floats and what not.
I give it to God mainly because reality and time in general is way too complex. I also i believe in science, but using Christian logic that he made it that way
ut where are trying to go, you can only go so far until you reach the barrier im sorry.
But your car clearly doesnt run on magic, God cant be proven false or truth, this is why there are Christan scientist.
The bible is the guidance of life set at the standards of that time.
God is never wrong.
Since when was the bible wrong? It never predicted anything other than the world ending in flames, and all we here about is the earth getting warmer anyways.
Not really otherwise it wouldnt exist.
No, because nobody from different areas wrote their own stories about the unicorn unlike Jesus and the thousands of witnesses.
@DarPower1 @DarPower1 just to make it really simple, lets assume you are totally correct...the bible doesn't state anything about the earth that isn't true...is the fact that people could write down about the place in which they lived proof to you of all claims in the bible?
i mean, there is a new york city, but that doesn't mean spiderman lives there.
@C0ct0pusPrime Exactly. Where can i look. I believe in a God. Maybe not the way people show him but i do believe that our space, our planet, or bodily functions, had to start at one point. It didnt just flick on, somebody had to have activated realty. I mean sure, its beyond our comprehension, so i could be wrong or right. To me, God gave us free will, we made not recognize his help but it may be there. I have a hard tine believing in him but id rather than than some accident.
@C0ct0pusPrime Plus, what if religions (some of them) are really the same? Just told from different point of views. I mean when i die where do i go? Will i even be conscious to care? Have i already existed? Will i be reborn as a president of the United States or back in time into a concentration camp. Its just these moments that get me wondering. What is reality? Im not really a religious person but what if you are wrong? I mean wouldnt it be better to be safe than sorry,what do you lose ?
@Shonem Actually the reason why so many people believe in a God (muslim, Jews, Christians.) is that many people all over claimed to have witnessed this power or Jesus.
Plus many people (scientist) who are christian typically stay by this because they claim that the impossible, happens.
Judging by the fact that the Religions of God still over populate other religions and Christianity i dont see how im losing here.
@Shonem Why would i do this when you can google some scientist that follow Christianity. I mean no need right when you have a digital world in front of you.
@C0ct0pusPrime Point is, i dont knwo what i am. I choose to believe because its beyond me and if im wrong i lose nothing.
I dont really need an answer. Always asking however, im just saying that i hate those christains trying to force themselves on others. Or people saying lies that christains are discriminated against the in the world. Everyone doesnt like something. Being human is quite interesting.
@keithpetro another one about creationism. if something as simple as matter needs a creator, why not something as complex as god? if something as complex as god doesn't need a creator, why does something as simple as matter? eh, doesn't really matter, religious fucks dont, or are unable to use logic
So, god caused the plane to crash, but saved everybody on board. Sounds like his god just likes to dick with people.
This god business is frankly insulting to the pilot. Its always "thank god" after a successful surgery, or "thank god," if you survive a plane crash. When the plane hits the ground going 600 miles per hour, and everyone survives, you can thank the invisible sky-daddy. Until then, thank the fucking pilot.
03:10 "natural disasters, Indonesia, the tsunami and all the rest..."
Yes, God really showed his love for humanity when he allowed 200,000 people to die that day, which of course no one blamed him for, but all of a sudden he gets the credit for allowing 150 passengers to survive?
I love how the Polite gets no credit for saving those people, instead like all human accomplishment, it gets attributed to a fictional God...go figure.
I love how the Polite gets no credit for saving those people, instead like all human accomplishment, it gets attributed to a fictional God...go figure.
what bothers me is im sure there are so many starving people who pray for food and so many starving people that pray for food. why is one fucking plane so important? h ah aha ha i mean if there is a god than he must hate starving people. cause they did so much shit wrong.....BULLSHIT
So "God" is capricious? Do they think he prefers some people's prayers to others? So then, the Islamic terrorists prayered to Allah more successfully than the people in the Twin Towers on 9/11? When a tornado hits a town, the homes that are destroyed belonged to the people who didn't pray correctly? Reality just makes much more sense.
is the act of praying really all that useless? religion can mean a lot to someone and can help them through the day, but when they express their views onto someone else then it tends to get pretty fuck'd up in my opinion. Leave your beliefs at home, I don't want to hear how god saved your life or how god brought your family back together. Some people are too ignorant to understand something like that.
When you see a headline like "40 Die In Plane Crash, 1 Survivor", aren't the religious dumbshits going to claim that that one survivor survived because of God's divine intervention?
Well, fuck the pilot. It's god's fault that they all survived. We don't even need pilots anymore. God will fly the planes form now on. Fucking pathetic cunts.
Yeeaaaa... I'd feel really safe if the pilot would say on the intercom "Ladies and gents we've just lost both engines but I'm going to stop piloting now and pray so nothing to worry about."
I've never understood that. If we can't know the mind of God and if there is no evidence for God...then how did the belief get initiated....Oh, wait, that's right...horrible child indoctrination...never mind.
See? Prayer worked. That means only mean-spirited Protestant Christians who thank God for dead soldiers and IEDs are going to heaven. That means if you're a Muslim, atheist, gay or believe in Buddha God will light you on fire after you go through the nightmare of dying and he'll burn you forever and ever and ever and ever and ever!!! Faux News says so!
This priest is dispicable. What about the people who pray in plane crashes and don't survive. What your god just ignores them. It's an insult to give a fictional entity credit for actions accomplished by real people.
Again i agree with you. I do believe in God but there is a time to pray and there is a time for you to act from what i know in the Quran it says you are responsible for what you do and you are responsible for making things better.
Sometimes it can be god but is should be you most of the time
If god requires faith alone over evidence then how can you be sure anything is god? why do you even believe he requires faith when you need faith to believe he requires it?
start from scratch with your thinking and you will see the other side of the argument. and before you say anything i have seen both sides and made my mind up using real evidence, not made up faith.
what a disgusting smirk on the face of that priest, how many planes have crashed over the years and had no one survive??? and how many of thoes passengers prayed??? probably every fuckin one of them, this is disgusting.
Words to live by in this video... uh, I suppose they're pretty much - when the shit hits the fan, pray like hell and god might help you if he's not too busy and he feels like it.
The only reason an atheist might let his staunchly values slip, is to simply preoccupy his brain during the time of extreme distress. Think of prayers as meditative tools - coercing your racing thoughts into tranquility.
So you'd rather be in a place where people get robbed, raped, murdered, pregnant in their teens, or enlisted as soldiers, which if you go to war overseas, that might be considered a "death certificate"?
I don't see what's so great about this gritty reality. I wish I had the power to alter it to not be so negative.
Tell me about it. People who believe in god, and relish at the thought of "afterlife", are the ones who fear death the most. How fucking hypocritical is that?
So, if the pilot bailed out before he landed would the prayers have landed the plane safely in the river? I don't think so.
When something really fortuitous happens, in the christians eyes it's god. when thousands die in terrorists attacks it's either "ah well shit happens" or "They pissed god off and he punished them." It doesn't work like that. Good things occasionally happen and so do bad. There doesn't need to be a divine explanation especially where human intervention is involved.
what is a Christin god ? is that different from like the other gods ? well atheist are Nazis and homosexuals that's a fact this mother fucker cant deny ! ha ha
actually its well known that most atheist are pedophiles and neo nazis , and most nazis under the ss were homosexual ! its in the history books , your just throwing insults because I'm right!
your a fucking retard most atheists are pedophiles. That is almsot as retarded as the bible so a least 10 % of america is atheist so america has like 300 million so your saying there at least 1500001 pedophile atheists. How bout catholic preists raping little boys
probably going to hate me for this but when i heard this story the song jesus take the wheel came to mind xD, but yeh nice ring around the rosy that they get when they get a question they can't answer gj with the vid dude :D
FUCK RELIGION.. IM SO GODDAMN FUCKING TIRED OF PEOPLE PRAISING GOD WHEN SOMETHING GOOD HAPPENS, AND SAY "GOD DIDNT HAVE ANYTHING TO DO WITH IT" WHEN SOMETHING BAD HAPPENS.. I FUCKING HATE YOU... im shaking.. ive been youtubing and arguing religious FUCKTARDS all day.. it never stops.. how do we stop the fucking IDIOCY?!
Damn I have been going through your videos for the first time tonight cracking up and this one has put me over the edge LMAO! I think I am in love with you man! Seriously.
I'm not trying to be cute when I say that you have a greater ungerstanding of the maker than most folks. anyways, one can see the spark in your butt......peace bro....
Yeah and prayer did so much for those on the four planes during 9/11. Oh wait, no it didnt. A horrific event which killed thousands happened anyway...Prayer really helped during Katriani too. And that massive tsunami in Asia and particuarly during the Holocaust...wait a minute. No it didnt. Where the fuck was god then? Oh yeah, he's not real.
Any pyschologist will tell you we have selective memories and we look for things which affirm our beleifs and ignore those which challenge them.
It drove me nuts when this happened and the hoopleheads were claiming it was a miracle. An experienced pilot performed water landing a couple of minutes after takeoff. People watched the plane land from shore and rescue boats were there within moments. Why is that so miraculous?
God did not make the impossible possible. This is the lamest miracle claim ever.
Of course god had nothing to do with the birds flying into the engines endandering everyone on the flight but he's the hero when he saves everyone. Saving people from danger that you cause isn't exactly heroic. Nevermind the fact that the pilot saved everyone and deserves all the thanks they get.
nope. That priest didn't say anything that I haven't read in a touchy-feely birthday card from my grandma. What church is that priest from, anyway? The church of Hallmark? Does it have a life size crucifix made by precious moments?
When I see the hard religion right have controle of a powerfull news meda such as Fox news, I am feeling things are going to get far worse rather then better. Because they can reach out and brane wash so maney people at once.
Here comes the priest with anecdotes. We don't care about your own personal and unverifiable experience. That is irrelevant and can not be used to justify anything. There's nothing left to analyse of this anecdote. But because you can not explain something doesn't mean that it is unexplainable.
"Religion isn't a crutch. Crutches can actually help people with physical disabilities."
so you should be able to see how it's a crutch then. people who have religion, ask for help (cuz they NEED it) rather than do it themselves which would have greater results.
So you belive god saved those people ? .. i wonder if you belive those people would have survived if i was flying that plane .... you fucking idiots ... say thx to the pilot you imbecils he saved those people not your idiot ''god''
Isn't there a story about a muslim pilot that is up on charges of incompetence or something because he asked everyone to pray and 19 got killed or something...god these people.
yeah he took his hands off the wheel to pray to allah and the plane went down. clearly Zeus got pissed. or maybe Odin, it's so hard to tell with all these magical men with beards...
Yeah, a great pilot landed a plane in water and survived, which is not in any way beyond the laws of physics, and you say "Magic man done it!" WHY? You have no possible way of supporting that claim, and cannot stand up to the perfectly sound alternatives.
the only way i could ever watch fox news and actually tolerate it is on nitrous
ilovemycomputer2 1 month ago
When I ask myself why the US is so fucked up right now, broke starring at the abyss of 3rd world future, videos like this answer my question. When you let religious nutjobs run your shop, your shop will close sooner or later. You should move to Norway Coctopus. Free health care and a goverment that would be asked to resign if the prime minister went on television and said God Did It.
KOSKentOlaf 3 months ago
You're great man.
Deadcorpseinabox 4 months ago
"This comment has been removed by the Catholic Church"
AngryGerman57 5 months ago
I am an Atheist because I abhor arrogantly displayed, willfully proud stupidity.
scotttebben 5 months ago
Wasn't it prayer that sent the religious extremists' airplane into the World Trade Center, killing all those innocent people???? Oh yeah.
thevoicoftruth1989 9 months ago
GREED GREED GREED GREED GREED GRRED ARE THE REPUBLICANS OF TODAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
padude64 11 months ago
You know who wasn't praying? The fucking pilot.
gamingguy90 1 year ago
You are great but sometimes i really wish you would stop bashing all us Christians. I mean id rather believe in a God than no god a be wrong. SOme of us arent too smart.
DarPower1 1 year ago
I LOVE YOU MAN
mjdatruth 1 year ago
The reporter's first sentence is also insulting, when you think about it. He asks his viewers to remind themselves that *everyone* prayed, and so *everyone* survived.
What the hell is that supposed to mean? They wouldn't have if they hadn't? What if one guy on the plane didn't pray? Would he have been smitten while everyone else got away scot free?
It's a condemnation without outright saying it. The above example is stupid. But that's the point. The man's words are stupid. Shame on him.
CTM162 1 year ago
If I had a lisp, I would not believe in god...if I were that priest
Christiannemarie 1 year ago
How is this news?
615Deathdealer 1 year ago
If this shows anything, it shows that we should trust in our fellow men and women.
gagaplex 1 year ago
Its funny how they try to take the credit away from the pilot and give it to prayer and God. What bullshit. These people survived because of A GOOD PILOT. Lets give the MAN credit not some mythological god.
matt27leo 1 year ago
Because no one on planes where everyone died prayed.
Not one. LOL
Attesting random chance to god is just....fuck, I have not understood that once in my whole life.
Even when I was a dumb kid, I was never as stupid as these people are.
I shudder to think we are from the same gene pool.
Shonem 1 year ago
@Shonem But how else were we made, how did things, life, existence anything or possibility be created. Id rather worship something that made what obviously couldnt be a accident as oppose to people who just brush it off as we die and go nowhere.
DarPower1 1 year ago
@DarPower1
Going nowhere is what we will do if we let religious bs hold us back.
You can keep living on your flat earth. but mine is round. and it spins. around the sun not the other way around.
Attesting everything to god just because you have no idea is called being and remaining IGNORANT.
If we actually looked into it instead of saying "well we don't know so it was god" wont get us anywhere.
At all.
If I thought my car ran cause of magic. how far would that get me?
Shonem 1 year ago
@Shonem Yeah im aware of this. y earth isnt around but its bumpy, it rotates and it floats and what not.
I give it to God mainly because reality and time in general is way too complex. I also i believe in science, but using Christian logic that he made it that way
ut where are trying to go, you can only go so far until you reach the barrier im sorry.
But your car clearly doesnt run on magic, God cant be proven false or truth, this is why there are Christan scientist.
DarPower1 1 year ago
@DarPower1
The bible.
Can be proven false.
And if the bible is the un changing word of god.
And god is never wrong.
Then he can't be god because the bible is wrong many many times.
So it is EASY to prove the god of the bible untrue.
Also. just because the world makes no sense to you doesn't mean it must of been god.
You can't disprove a magic flying unicorn that is invisible and can't be touched can you?
So it must be true!!!
Shonem 1 year ago
@Shonem LOL.
The bible.
The bible is the guidance of life set at the standards of that time.
God is never wrong.
Since when was the bible wrong? It never predicted anything other than the world ending in flames, and all we here about is the earth getting warmer anyways.
Not really otherwise it wouldnt exist.
No, because nobody from different areas wrote their own stories about the unicorn unlike Jesus and the thousands of witnesses.
So no its not.
DarPower1 1 year ago
@DarPower1
Thousands of witnesses the bible claims to exist.
And the bible predicted allot of things.
And made allot of claims about how the world works that we now know to be false.
Maybe do some research before you make yourself look foolish?
Shonem 1 year ago
@Shonem Please tell me an instance where the bible said something wrong about the earth?
DarPower1 1 year ago
@DarPower1 @DarPower1 just to make it really simple, lets assume you are totally correct...the bible doesn't state anything about the earth that isn't true...is the fact that people could write down about the place in which they lived proof to you of all claims in the bible?
i mean, there is a new york city, but that doesn't mean spiderman lives there.
C0ct0pusPrime 1 year ago
@C0ct0pusPrime Exactly. Where can i look. I believe in a God. Maybe not the way people show him but i do believe that our space, our planet, or bodily functions, had to start at one point. It didnt just flick on, somebody had to have activated realty. I mean sure, its beyond our comprehension, so i could be wrong or right. To me, God gave us free will, we made not recognize his help but it may be there. I have a hard tine believing in him but id rather than than some accident.
DarPower1 1 year ago
@C0ct0pusPrime Plus, what if religions (some of them) are really the same? Just told from different point of views. I mean when i die where do i go? Will i even be conscious to care? Have i already existed? Will i be reborn as a president of the United States or back in time into a concentration camp. Its just these moments that get me wondering. What is reality? Im not really a religious person but what if you are wrong? I mean wouldnt it be better to be safe than sorry,what do you lose ?
DarPower1 1 year ago
@DarPower1
The pascals wager argument has been defeated countless times.
There are millions of religions.
One of them being accurate is about the same as there being a magical god whom rewards people for thinking like us atheists.
There are 999999 religions you don't follow (we will say) and there are 1000000 I don't.
Your odds have barely improved at all.
Shonem 1 year ago
@Shonem Actually the reason why so many people believe in a God (muslim, Jews, Christians.) is that many people all over claimed to have witnessed this power or Jesus.
Plus many people (scientist) who are christian typically stay by this because they claim that the impossible, happens.
Judging by the fact that the Religions of God still over populate other religions and Christianity i dont see how im losing here.
DarPower1 1 year ago
@DarPower1
It couldn't possibly be people in power saying believe or die?
There were never religious crusades?
Also. christian scientists?
Laughable.
It's really easy to be a smart intelligent person. and be totally wrong about something. or just being lying.
You give me one christian scientist and I'll give you 100 secular ones. (whom are actually accredited)
Shonem 1 year ago
@Shonem Why would i do this when you can google some scientist that follow Christianity. I mean no need right when you have a digital world in front of you.
DarPower1 1 year ago
@DarPower1
Scientists can be biased too.
But there is a reason at large the scientific community does not accept silly religion as fact.
Shonem 1 year ago
@DarPower1 it seems to me you are more of a deist that is trying to force himself to swallow christianity...
you are on the right path, though...if you never question, you'll never find an answer that satisfies you.
cheers.
C0ct0pusPrime 1 year ago
@C0ct0pusPrime Point is, i dont knwo what i am. I choose to believe because its beyond me and if im wrong i lose nothing.
I dont really need an answer. Always asking however, im just saying that i hate those christains trying to force themselves on others. Or people saying lies that christains are discriminated against the in the world. Everyone doesnt like something. Being human is quite interesting.
DarPower1 1 year ago
@DarPower1
That it was flat.
That it hangs.
That the sun revolves around it and not the other way around..
Shonem 1 year ago
@Shonem
LOL
The bible never described the shape of the earth or ever mentioned falling of.
Again it never described how the earth works in space.
Never said anything about a sun, it said light and it didnt mention it going around the earth
If you are going to attack this you should have some facts and not made up retorts.
DarPower1 1 year ago
the only worth while words i read were "religion is a crutch"
BarbedWireCondom 1 year ago
“Is God willing to prevent evil, but not able?
Then he is not omnipotent.
Is he able, but not willing?
Then he is malevolent.
Is he both able and willing?
Then whence cometh evil?
Is he neither able nor willing?
Then why call him God?”
keithpetro 1 year ago
@keithpetro another one about creationism. if something as simple as matter needs a creator, why not something as complex as god? if something as complex as god doesn't need a creator, why does something as simple as matter? eh, doesn't really matter, religious fucks dont, or are unable to use logic
blazereef 1 year ago
@blazereef To creatards matter is complex :P. I've look at an actual atom, not too complex imo.
keithpetro 1 year ago
@keithpetro well, even if i used the most complex of matter, it would still be less complex then god so it would still be a very good argument
blazereef 1 year ago
4:10 Things didn't go my way, its god's fault...
So, god caused the plane to crash, but saved everybody on board. Sounds like his god just likes to dick with people.
This god business is frankly insulting to the pilot. Its always "thank god" after a successful surgery, or "thank god," if you survive a plane crash. When the plane hits the ground going 600 miles per hour, and everyone survives, you can thank the invisible sky-daddy. Until then, thank the fucking pilot.
DarkDDexter 1 year ago
I'm pretty sure the people who died in 9/11 were praying.
CandyMountainDave 1 year ago
Ive said "oh God" several times. But its right before I have a orgasm.
shannyisme 1 year ago
"religion is just a crotch"
jasonbrotherton 1 year ago
03:10 "natural disasters, Indonesia, the tsunami and all the rest..."
Yes, God really showed his love for humanity when he allowed 200,000 people to die that day, which of course no one blamed him for, but all of a sudden he gets the credit for allowing 150 passengers to survive?
bettySwollox 1 year ago
I dont believe that ppl still believe in the Gods>>>....
JosephW99 1 year ago
words of wisdom from video "religion is a crutch."
gorotintheground 1 year ago
I love how the Polite gets no credit for saving those people, instead like all human accomplishment, it gets attributed to a fictional God...go figure.
SpearofDestiny0 1 year ago
I love how the Polite gets no credit for saving those people, instead like all human accomplishment, it gets attributed to a fictional God...go figure.
SpearofDestiny0 1 year ago
what bothers me is im sure there are so many starving people who pray for food and so many starving people that pray for food. why is one fucking plane so important? h ah aha ha i mean if there is a god than he must hate starving people. cause they did so much shit wrong.....BULLSHIT
hunkmonk909 1 year ago
This would never fly in the UK.
jimbob3332 1 year ago
"religion is just a crutch" VERY GOOD WORDS TO LIVE BY
TheDerrickRAY1 1 year ago
@TheDerrickRAY1
Haha!
bettySwollox 1 year ago
So "God" is capricious? Do they think he prefers some people's prayers to others? So then, the Islamic terrorists prayered to Allah more successfully than the people in the Twin Towers on 9/11? When a tornado hits a town, the homes that are destroyed belonged to the people who didn't pray correctly? Reality just makes much more sense.
cylencce 1 year ago
"Things didn't go my way, it's God's fault."
"Religion is just a crutch, you go to it because you don't have any other answers."
Words to live by.
suzywao 1 year ago
is the act of praying really all that useless? religion can mean a lot to someone and can help them through the day, but when they express their views onto someone else then it tends to get pretty fuck'd up in my opinion. Leave your beliefs at home, I don't want to hear how god saved your life or how god brought your family back together. Some people are too ignorant to understand something like that.
SixthEletrick 1 year ago
When you see a headline like "40 Die In Plane Crash, 1 Survivor", aren't the religious dumbshits going to claim that that one survivor survived because of God's divine intervention?
DeadFishFactory 1 year ago
I prayed very hard for the sun to rise in the east, and sure enough, it did! It MUST be a miracle.
Fuck God, we should be praying to Sully.
terminaldeity 1 year ago
thank you! today was lovely.
lilwestkid 1 year ago
Cocto, you are the voice of reason.
amanhart 1 year ago
hahaha at the end he called perfect health a material thing....
xblackxsailsx 1 year ago
Father Mulcahy was my favorite character on M*A*S*H... This guy isn't as cool as him. : (
Bandaids4ever 1 year ago
The pilot was ELITE. But don't tell the believers, they would string him up, they don't like people that are over educated for their job.
ndyt 1 year ago
while other news sources were praising the pilot for his heroic actions fox "news" was busy praising some fairy tale bullshit.
aurash91 1 year ago
"Religion is just a crutch."
Words to live by.
DaDaWgLLS 1 year ago
His words to live by are "JUST PRAY"
brainfoodlunch 1 year ago
I pretty sure all the warriors who died in crusades prayed before they went to war. Didnt turn out to well for them.
HaT223 1 year ago
Well, fuck the pilot. It's god's fault that they all survived. We don't even need pilots anymore. God will fly the planes form now on. Fucking pathetic cunts.
LtShock 1 year ago
@LtShock lol you are right!
bluehoneycomb 1 year ago
I hope fox news also videotape cancer patients who pray
Nades129 1 year ago
I'd rather have armor than prayer in a fight
pandapalace11 1 year ago
loved the "You might accidentally let one go" line.
pdlbean 1 year ago
"when the church has dug itself a hole and cant come back out"
i think it is successfully doing that. have you read about the resent catholic sex scandals. there's like 2 a week now
SkeptikSnarf 1 year ago
Who sent the birds co collide against the plain?
Well, god believers are forced to say "God sent the birds".
Who saved the plain and the people inside it?
The fucking pilot!
Also, a miracle , by definition, includes the suspension of physical laws, so no miracle here, by definition.
BohemianBlasphemy 1 year ago
I think the most damning point is that all of these miracles is that god made the plane crash, and makes all of the bad things happen too.
JTS11d6 1 year ago
Yeeaaaa... I'd feel really safe if the pilot would say on the intercom "Ladies and gents we've just lost both engines but I'm going to stop piloting now and pray so nothing to worry about."
Ibitsae 1 year ago
There should be a death penalty for religious and political figures, whenever they are proven to be bullshitters.
Imagine the clean and free society we would have in a very short time.
socialgarbage2 1 year ago
@socialgarbage2
Nah, there'd be way too much chaos in southern US, lol
etowngftddummy 1 year ago
Or at least they can never speak in a public forum.
ClockworkChristmas 1 year ago
I'm afraid there'd be no one to run the government after that.
D35J4RD1N5 1 year ago
Or you could just force them to the minority with better education (for all!) like we have been doing here in the free world.
whirlii 1 year ago
I've never understood that. If we can't know the mind of God and if there is no evidence for God...then how did the belief get initiated....Oh, wait, that's right...horrible child indoctrination...never mind.
BuBBaGump014 1 year ago
IT never worked for GEERUP
he even asked athiests for HELP
swinewarrior 2 years ago
shouldve let go and let jesus take the wheel! into hell! err heaven....hell! screw it im satanist idc!
dustinjr1993 2 years ago
When did Fox News become CBN Lite?
Guernicaman 2 years ago
I wonder if a dead christian ever said that they died because god wanted them in heaven?
AstroMen2911 2 years ago
@AstroMen2911
I dont know. But whenever I hear a Christian say they cant wait to get to heaven, even though im an atheist, i tell them ill pray for them to die.
that usually shuts them up and puts things into perspective.
4jonah 2 years ago
That is very funny.
AstroMen2911 1 year ago
See? Prayer worked. That means only mean-spirited Protestant Christians who thank God for dead soldiers and IEDs are going to heaven. That means if you're a Muslim, atheist, gay or believe in Buddha God will light you on fire after you go through the nightmare of dying and he'll burn you forever and ever and ever and ever and ever!!! Faux News says so!
CreationistVotebot99 2 years ago
Like this one dude. Good stuff!
James1Connelly 2 years ago
GREAT:)
cormacv 2 years ago
With all due respect, didn't the passengers of the 9/11 aircraft pray well enough?? Or was God just happy being a toolbag then?
Seriously, where does that bastard in black robe get off with such gibberish??
9886635574 2 years ago
This priest is dispicable. What about the people who pray in plane crashes and don't survive. What your god just ignores them. It's an insult to give a fictional entity credit for actions accomplished by real people.
legatoslide47 2 years ago
Again i agree with you. I do believe in God but there is a time to pray and there is a time for you to act from what i know in the Quran it says you are responsible for what you do and you are responsible for making things better.
Sometimes it can be god but is should be you most of the time
AIG4ever 2 years ago
Well, you can't have it both ways... Allah's a cunt, btw.
9886635574 2 years ago
So how do you know if it's god helping you?
If god requires faith alone over evidence then how can you be sure anything is god? why do you even believe he requires faith when you need faith to believe he requires it?
start from scratch with your thinking and you will see the other side of the argument. and before you say anything i have seen both sides and made my mind up using real evidence, not made up faith.
antonyhamill 2 years ago
so truth.
LtZerge 2 years ago
what a disgusting smirk on the face of that priest, how many planes have crashed over the years and had no one survive??? and how many of thoes passengers prayed??? probably every fuckin one of them, this is disgusting.
chadmaveric 2 years ago
Words to live by in this video... uh, I suppose they're pretty much - when the shit hits the fan, pray like hell and god might help you if he's not too busy and he feels like it.
ProphetTenebrae 2 years ago
The only reason an atheist might let his staunchly values slip, is to simply preoccupy his brain during the time of extreme distress. Think of prayers as meditative tools - coercing your racing thoughts into tranquility.
IliaShengelia 2 years ago
so when a plane crashes with no survivors, it is the passenger's fault for not praying hard enough?
andron333 2 years ago
They would say some bullshit like "They are all in heaven now."
Glacies12 2 years ago
Fuck being in "heaven", I want to be here, in reality.
IliaShengelia 2 years ago
So you'd rather be in a place where people get robbed, raped, murdered, pregnant in their teens, or enlisted as soldiers, which if you go to war overseas, that might be considered a "death certificate"?
I don't see what's so great about this gritty reality. I wish I had the power to alter it to not be so negative.
RocMegamanX 1 year ago
You think the other people that crashed didn't pray? Get the fuck outta here.
RoseSkye 2 years ago
You know whats funny... If that idiot pope has so much faith in "god"... why does he ride around in a fucking bullet-proof car...? lmao
AnchormanRonBurgundy 2 years ago
why does he ride around in a fucking bullet-proof car <-- awesome. good point
1metallica1 2 years ago
Tell me about it. People who believe in god, and relish at the thought of "afterlife", are the ones who fear death the most. How fucking hypocritical is that?
IliaShengelia 2 years ago
it is deliciously so.
SCRulerShinoda 2 years ago
....lol
AnchormanRonBurgundy 2 years ago
So, if the pilot bailed out before he landed would the prayers have landed the plane safely in the river? I don't think so.
When something really fortuitous happens, in the christians eyes it's god. when thousands die in terrorists attacks it's either "ah well shit happens" or "They pissed god off and he punished them." It doesn't work like that. Good things occasionally happen and so do bad. There doesn't need to be a divine explanation especially where human intervention is involved.
antonyhamill 2 years ago
You should get a talkshow dude lol
great shit
AnchormanRonBurgundy 2 years ago
what is a Christin god ? is that different from like the other gods ? well atheist are Nazis and homosexuals that's a fact this mother fucker cant deny ! ha ha
THEGMAN875 2 years ago
and christians are pedophiles
look, I can be an idiot and stereotype as well!
and you are aware that most Nazi's where Catholic, right? They had fucking priests on the battlefield to do last rights on dying men.
superjesus117 2 years ago
actually its well known that most atheist are pedophiles and neo nazis , and most nazis under the ss were homosexual ! its in the history books , your just throwing insults because I'm right!
THEGMAN875 2 years ago
dude, the Nazi's hated and killed homosexuals.
100,000 homosexual men where arrested by the Nazis, and 5,000-15,000 where placed in concentration camps.
and go ahead, give me ONE link that supports your claim that most Atheists are pedo's and neo nazis.
You are either the BIGGEST troll in the world, or the result of Beck and O'Reily having a child
superjesus117 2 years ago
dude ! half of Hitlers millions were homosexual murders ! look up the s.a.
it was a nazi group under Hitler headed by homosexuals , "night of the long knifes "
THEGMAN875 2 years ago
Oh really. Please, give me a link to ANYTHING that supports this.
Until then:
Obvious troll is obvious
superjesus117 2 years ago
OK how about this ! you need a link ? get off your fat ass and go to a library and read some history for your self you lazy ass fool !
THEGMAN875 2 years ago
I have read more history books than you have ever even heard off.
Unless you can provide a link to a single source for these bullshit statements, you are trolling
superjesus117 2 years ago
THEGMAN875: Go visit a library, and pick up a book other than a bible.
acheroninsignia 2 years ago
I see what you did there.
Xoolio31 2 years ago
your a fucking retard most atheists are pedophiles. That is almsot as retarded as the bible so a least 10 % of america is atheist so america has like 300 million so your saying there at least 1500001 pedophile atheists. How bout catholic preists raping little boys
british683 2 years ago
lmao you literate fuck your mother should have aborted your dumb indoctrinate ass.
G0DxDaMnxELECTRIC 2 years ago
You suck even as a troll.
cogar48 2 years ago
probably going to hate me for this but when i heard this story the song jesus take the wheel came to mind xD, but yeh nice ring around the rosy that they get when they get a question they can't answer gj with the vid dude :D
godos320 2 years ago
she got pwned!! 5 stars
ruffryder12345 2 years ago
FUCK RELIGION.. IM SO GODDAMN FUCKING TIRED OF PEOPLE PRAISING GOD WHEN SOMETHING GOOD HAPPENS, AND SAY "GOD DIDNT HAVE ANYTHING TO DO WITH IT" WHEN SOMETHING BAD HAPPENS.. I FUCKING HATE YOU... im shaking.. ive been youtubing and arguing religious FUCKTARDS all day.. it never stops.. how do we stop the fucking IDIOCY?!
Cambrand 2 years ago
evolution will take care of these morons, don't worry. Unless they blow us all up before we get that far:)
falotnek 2 years ago
Damn I have been going through your videos for the first time tonight cracking up and this one has put me over the edge LMAO! I think I am in love with you man! Seriously.
Bain1998 2 years ago
awesome job of presentation
good mix of logic and humor
grats on the editing
hopefully some people will see this and think twice about the brainwashing religion is doing to them
AllHailDiscordia 2 years ago
I'm not trying to be cute when I say that you have a greater ungerstanding of the maker than most folks. anyways, one can see the spark in your butt......peace bro....
driverain2 2 years ago
Great analysis here, this kind of ignorant shit really do piss me off. So incredibley selective
Plane crash: God saved them
Tsunami: no mention that God killed everyone
MagicHat88 2 years ago
god helps a plane crash but not children in war.....something is wrong there and nobody thinks that ok....no wonder i dont belive in him...
InsaneClownPerv 2 years ago
awesome video
gamergeek 2 years ago
"Religion is a crutch". THESE are words we should live by.
wimscheers 2 years ago
Well said my freind well said fox news are a bunch of fucking morons.
mejt1958 2 years ago
Yeah and prayer did so much for those on the four planes during 9/11. Oh wait, no it didnt. A horrific event which killed thousands happened anyway...Prayer really helped during Katriani too. And that massive tsunami in Asia and particuarly during the Holocaust...wait a minute. No it didnt. Where the fuck was god then? Oh yeah, he's not real.
Any pyschologist will tell you we have selective memories and we look for things which affirm our beleifs and ignore those which challenge them.
nomis101uk 2 years ago
So why did the plane chrash in the first place if god wanted them to live?
Prayer saves...my ass!
exo0O 2 years ago
Ok I'll take you up on that, words to live by "Religion is a crutch" those are words to live by.
felinoid 2 years ago
You should have a show... You make good points in style. Kudos.
OctavioRedding 2 years ago
You would make a good pundit man. You need your own Comedy Central show.
deceptekonMC 2 years ago
It drove me nuts when this happened and the hoopleheads were claiming it was a miracle. An experienced pilot performed water landing a couple of minutes after takeoff. People watched the plane land from shore and rescue boats were there within moments. Why is that so miraculous?
God did not make the impossible possible. This is the lamest miracle claim ever.
ProfessorHopkins 2 years ago
kudos:)
DJBerber 2 years ago
Of course god had nothing to do with the birds flying into the engines endandering everyone on the flight but he's the hero when he saves everyone. Saving people from danger that you cause isn't exactly heroic. Nevermind the fact that the pilot saved everyone and deserves all the thanks they get.
Nihilist127 2 years ago
If God really cared why did he send those birds into the planes engines?
Quint37 2 years ago
I took Carrie Underwood's advice and said, "Jesus, take the wheel."
Jesus drove my car into a tree. Then, when the police arrived to write the accident report, Jesus ran away across the lake.
JonMGilbertson 2 years ago
Miracles don't just happen.You make them happen.
Kamidake83 2 years ago
In a crashing plane, I think I agree, I'd rather have a single well trained pilot then ten million people praying for me.
mordinvan 2 years ago
The words he meant to live by were "religion is a crutch" HEHEHEHEHHEHE
TruthSurge 2 years ago
i prayed that jessica alba would suck my dick
still hasn't happened
WKaliberr 2 years ago
Maybe if I add my prayer, then you might just get that bj.
YettiRAF 2 years ago
Its a miracle when they survive but, whats it called when they all die?
peepnklown 2 years ago
a - miracle. as in amiracle. HEHEHEHEH
TruthSurge 2 years ago
well thats just the work of the devil, or perhaps part of god's big plan....
or just reality...idk.
maidenfucknrulz666 2 years ago
Supreme Beings never get the blame for bad things unless an insurance company is involved.
JonMGilbertson 2 years ago
Well of course SATAN caused it!!!! -_-
Link4587452 2 years ago
Wow, Fox "News" makes me question whether or not down syndrome is an airborne disease.
FallenAngel0fDoom 2 years ago
nope. That priest didn't say anything that I haven't read in a touchy-feely birthday card from my grandma. What church is that priest from, anyway? The church of Hallmark? Does it have a life size crucifix made by precious moments?
klixxz 2 years ago
Fuckken lisping little child touching priest fuck
geffel 2 years ago
Fuck miracle - it was skill, cool thinking and experience that paid off. Fuck those NAZI religious cunts
geffel 2 years ago
If god saved this plane, then god also created cancer, god created earthquakes, god created famine, god invented plane crashes in the first place.
Robotocracy 2 years ago
When I see the hard religion right have controle of a powerfull news meda such as Fox news, I am feeling things are going to get far worse rather then better. Because they can reach out and brane wash so maney people at once.
PaganRon 2 years ago
Here comes the priest with anecdotes. We don't care about your own personal and unverifiable experience. That is irrelevant and can not be used to justify anything. There's nothing left to analyse of this anecdote. But because you can not explain something doesn't mean that it is unexplainable.
montrealpsycho 2 years ago
why is no-one saying this great pilot? wtf about his actions.
DanC9189 2 years ago
Religion isn't a crutch. Crutches can actually help people with physical disabilities.
glifencible 2 years ago
"Religion isn't a crutch. Crutches can actually help people with physical disabilities."
so you should be able to see how it's a crutch then. people who have religion, ask for help (cuz they NEED it) rather than do it themselves which would have greater results.
gamergeek 2 years ago
All hail Snu Snu, the volcano god of the ocean for allowing his temple for use as a runway. The prayer obviously worked.
Int0l3r4nc3 2 years ago
So you belive god saved those people ? .. i wonder if you belive those people would have survived if i was flying that plane .... you fucking idiots ... say thx to the pilot you imbecils he saved those people not your idiot ''god''
pyro7virus 2 years ago
Isn't there a story about a muslim pilot that is up on charges of incompetence or something because he asked everyone to pray and 19 got killed or something...god these people.
wolfwing1 2 years ago
yeah he took his hands off the wheel to pray to allah and the plane went down. clearly Zeus got pissed. or maybe Odin, it's so hard to tell with all these magical men with beards...
325982668 2 years ago
Yeah, a great pilot landed a plane in water and survived, which is not in any way beyond the laws of physics, and you say "Magic man done it!" WHY? You have no possible way of supporting that claim, and cannot stand up to the perfectly sound alternatives.
generaleskimo 2 years ago