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  • I don't mind that the refs didn't blow it dead, but the celebration with a player down is in poor taste (classless, even) and the announcers are fucking assholes!

  • @8Eriquo8 Actually, "pain not peril" is an instant diagnosis my friend. Most commentators in this situation will say "a player is down and hurt on the ice," not "a player is down but I'm sure he's not really hurt because our team just scored." That's poor commentating.

  • And I thought blocking them with your knee was bad.

  • Ladies, im pretty sure the announcer wasnt aware that the guy was hit in the nuts. Notice how he doesnt even grab them after the shot he just rolls around. There is no instant diagnosis to the play-by-play announcer

  • @8Eriquo8 Ok, I can understand the announcer initially not seeing him get hit in the balls, but the fact that he had the benefit of replay and he still couldn't tell he got hit in the balls, or chose to ignore it, is fucking stupid. No way any man with his own set of testicles doesn't recognize the universal sign of someone getting hit in the balls.

  • @hockey6408 if i was watching this live, i wouldn't have been to tell it was a nut shot.

  • fucking announcer. pretty sure a ruptured testicle is PERIL.

  • even if your balls are in your cup, the pulse and pressure that is put on your balls, hurts like a bitch

  • Green is a fucker pussy

  • lol this is how the caps score there very few goals. You guys do realize there not going to be winninga cup in awhile? they got no goalie shit. this is not a good call by the ref. it was clear after he got hit that everyone stopped, so the caps just shot a puck??

  • good thing ovi didnt shoot that or he'd be having no kids.

  • Screw that, if I were to play hockey it'd be nothing but plate mail and pillows from the waist down O.O

  • Oh God I hate Ovechkin, he belongs in soccer. he's such a freakin' hotdog

  • shot in the nuts? that's peril if you ask me...i couldnt imagine the pain...a simple squeeze sends me huddled in the fetal position

  • Nothing wrong in scoring a goal in that position, but do you really need to celebrate the goal?

    It was practically a 5 on 3...

  • @jokoneli are you serious? He tied the game in the playoffs, of course they are going to celebrate. I love the emotion, that's hockey

  • @UncleStumpy What I meant was that there was a guy in huge pain so the Capitals got a somewhat lucky situation, which they capitalised, so I would not create a huge pile while a guy is getting treatment, of course I would be happy and celebrate a bit, but I would not create a huge pile. Maybe that's just me.

  • @jokoneli I think that's just you, and i don't mean that in a rude way. It's the playoffs, they just tied the game late, the last thing they're thinking about is how they scored, or that someone's hurt, just that they scored. If it was amateur sports i might agree with you, because it's just for fun, but this their job, their lifelong dream to win the Stanley Cup. Politeness doesn't get you far when you're playing pro sports. It might not be right, but that's life.

  • The fact that they scored right after was just salt on the wound. Poor guy.

  • @DrummerX95 you mean salt on the balls?

  • bring this zombie nation back for the caps

  • @MillerIsJesus i love you. best comment ever! lol <3

  • I would have been on a stretcher after that one.

  • Ive got hit by a puck like that and believe me

    It hurts like hell

  • I like how he rolls back and fourth. Funny. But poor guy, that had to hurt like nobody's business.

  • nice dogpile. biggest clowns in the league. ovie can go jump into the glass and act like his stick is on fire in the k next year with fucking jagr because he'll never win a cup. feel free to disagree but those clowns will never win anything.

  • @pittpens20 you're an idiot, it's the playoffs, it's pretty common for that to happen. Whether or not they'll win anything is another. I am not a fanboy but i don't understand why anyone would hate on a guy who clearly inspires his team and his fans. Although this year, not so much. I hope the caps do win the cup eventually, it would be good for hockey

  • OK, any questions on whether he is a team player?

  • taking a puck to the balls isnt peril?

  • Flyers won the series ... washington sucks in the playoffs

    thoreson almost lost his dick.

  • look at all of those idiots dogpile after scoring. Show some maturity. $30 says that Ovechkin knocked Greene down just so he could get some action.

  • @italkart24racer hahhahahaha

  • god that wouoldove hurt and i like how they show the net cam and you can see him in the background

  • Ref was obviously a women...

  • how could he not blow the whistle?

  • @CourtyardPigeon The Flyers didn't have possession of the puck and the refs probably thought the injury wasn't severe.

  • Ok beyond all the sports team trash talk, all the guys on youtube can only begin to imagine how painful that would be =/

  • That shouldent of been a goal!.

  • damn that sucks!! he blocked the shot for nothing

  • That's bullshit! Thoreson doesn't even have nuts!

  • @DoinThupidThings stfu u pussy..

  • He had balls blocking that shot. Not quite sure about after..

  • i was at the game...you knew they were gona score right when he went down

  • healy is a fucking idiot.

  • AND THE CROWD GOES NUT!!!!!

  • @07SuperchargedSS Goes nut? You're fucked..

  • @A7XfoREVer1991 its a joke u twat.

  • @07SuperchargedSS WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT YOU ENGISH FAGGOT???

  • @A7XfoREVer1991 im not even going to reply to you anymore. you are literally to stupid to insult

  • @07SuperchargedSS Ahahaha, I see you're scared.. Suck my meat shaft you nigger

  • @A7XfoREVer1991 ya very scary. some 17 year old bitch calling me a nigger when im white. go fuck your sister.

  • @07SuperchargedSS Yeah, I must be 17 considering my channel name has 1991 in it you fuck... do the math you stupid cunt..

  • @A7XfoREVer1991 wow good for you. a big 19 year old. u still sound like a whiney 5 year old bitch. my comment was just a joke and you have to start being a tough guy behind your computer and say some dumbass comment provoking a fight. im done with you

  • @07SuperchargedSS Oh no! Don't be done with me, what will I do with myself? Fuck the darkest side of your mother's fat, festered cunt. You wanna fight Jim? You couldn't handle this shit for the life of you. I will tear you apart. You will check into rehab after I'm done with you. Your tiny, infantile balls will shrivel up like 2 small grapes and fall right off. I will destroy you Jim. Time to meet your maker faggot..

  • @A7XfoREVer1991 whoa! look how tough you are! you are the craziest baddass on Youtube! im not gonna fuck with you cuz you talk so big! please dont hurt my feelings! uh oh out come the mom jokes! please no! im off to the psychiatrist now under the name "Jim"! please dont call me a faggot! thats so rude! i think i might cry myself to sleep tonight because you dont like me and we cant be friends! you are so unbelievably tough behind that screen! you must take e-roids! you must have 10 online gf's!

  • @07SuperchargedSS Does mommy know you're running your mouth online? She'll tan your ass bud.. She's a BAD girl. Bad BAD girl... You should have saw the stuff we were doing last night, holy fuck. Can you say "human pretzel"? FUCK ME. She is some kind of woman man, you gotta keeper.

  • @A7XfoREVer1991 hahahahahahah ya i bet she is. so do you wait for my responses online? dont you have anything better to do? i just posted that comment half hour ago and your already on it. go outside and make some friends. or get a girlfriend or something. jesus

  • @07SuperchargedSS SO DID YOU FUCKNUT! Jesus christ, you are legally retarded aren't you? Fuck, you're a thinker.. Oh, and I have a gf.. she's a fucking model. Jealous much? ..and if you didn't look at my channel, I'm pretty athletic, meaning I'm outside most of the day bud, so tie a rope real tight around your throat, tie it to the bottom of a bridge, and do everybody a favor, k? Have a great day you rapist..

  • @A7XfoREVer1991 i replied right away because i was still on 45 minutes later u twat. ya im sure you have a model girlfriend. you drive lambos and ferraris too right? you are rich and every girl wants you i bet. your a joke. why are u calling me a rapist? your a fuckin retarded monkey. i hope you burn in a car crash.

  • @07SuperchargedSS Wow. That was terrible.. you just pretty much used everything I said and turned it negative. Just brutal. Go ahead with that rope-jump off the bridge thing though, it's a great idea.

  • The crowd is going nuts! :D

  • That's fucking peril. His balls got split open.

  • What a shame. Thoresen gets hurt, the Caps score. The crowd's going nuts, the Washington players are having a ball, and the Flyers, naturally, are feeling a bit teste... or, testy. Testy.

  • :46 green puts his hand between his legs lol

  • his balls freaking split open!!! thats peril!!!

  • @Imthemastermind007 Yeah, man. That IS peril.

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  • @christianrocklive Are you stupid? he just scored to tie the game up i'd be fucking happy too.

  • oh and... thorsen team mates are like " ffs thorsen, get up u dick, u made us lose the game" bet they all blamed that loss on thorsen :p

  • could someone explain to me whwat "peril" means? :p im not english :)

  • it means in danger

  • "that's pain, not peril." HIS NUT OF CRACKED OPEN!" no, that's freaking peril.

  • you have to have the balls to do that lol

  • ...that's just not...right.

  • oww oww oww oww oww oww oww!! wtf! oww oww!! players gotta wear cups man! i know too many skaters that say "fuck wearing cups" but as a goalie if i dont im fucked!

  • he was wearing a cup, the shot was hard enough it caused the cup to cave in

  • ouch. he probably pooped a little bit on that one

  • imagining how much that hurts makes me want to throw up

  • they rushed him to the hospital his cup was split in 2 from the shot and his one nut was removed

  • @kdunn16 Nah, they took him to the hospital but he was ok, didn't miss a game. And by ok I mean his groin area was swollen and he was in pain and could hardly walk.. But still, in some degree, at that point you can call it being "ok".

  • @Rehtomflow he missed the game after this one actually haha.

  • from what i've heard, his testicle was broke (some reports said it was split in 2). He appernently had it removed.

  • other reports suggested that Thorensen had a contest with lance armstrong to see who has bigger balls, and Thorenson won by 1 :S

  • lol..it DID hit him in the nuts. His cup was DENTED and he almost lost his testicle. Cups arent made of steel lol..they can be dented. look up the articles of the incident..

  • NO U

    Your nuts hurt when you have a cup on? Oh wait I forgot... you don't have any.

  • and therefore feel nothing of the 100 mph shot that directly hit that 10 mm thick piece of plastic...of course

  • you obviously dont play hockey. when you're wearing a cup, your "dogs" dont always "stay in the yard" if you know what i mean. and besides imagine putting on a helmet that what about a centimeter thick and taking a baseball bat to the head, it would still hurt like a bitch

  • you're a fucking idiot who doesn't know what hes talking about

  • That announcer is a fuckin idiot!!! The guy is rolling around in pain but no hes not hurt!!!

    What a moron!! The ref needs to blow a whistle there

  • yea i agree, i would say that is peril, luckley he actualy didnt loose a testicle thogh

  • @nymets6986e

    Yeah exactly!! He ends up needing surgery to REMOVE HIS TESTICLE but no hes not hurt, and they wont blow the whitsle!

    Ref and Announcer are both morons!

  • come on ref blow the fucking whistle, u know hes hurt after that, that wasnt fair

  • "That's pain, not peril."

    YOU take a 90mph slapshot to the nuts.

  • i guess what he means by peril is when it hurts so much you dont even move...u just ly down

    similar to people getting winded after a huge hit

  • Generally peril is like when a player gets hit in the head, because he's in serious danger to be harmed further. Or if he's bleeding. I'm sure if the refs knew that the guy got hit in the balls, they would have blown it. But there's no way they could know that, it just looked like he got stung on the leg or foot by the shot.

  • Rofl, he thinks it's the leg, little did he know it was the player's third leg.

  • Everyone is celebrating and jumping around... did they notice the neutered guy on the ice back that?

  • They don't wear cups?

  • look it up it hit so hard his cup shattered

  • Oh...SHIT!

  • yea theyr huge as well

  • His cup didn't shatter. When you get in the jock, it usually pushes it up, hitting you in the balls, causing savage pain. It's like kevlar, it'll stop a bullet (more or less), but the pain is similar to getting a line drive to the chest.

  • That's painful even just reading that. I played goalie so I don't know about this lol.

  • ouch...

  • Ive got a soccer ball to the nuts and that hurt... But man i do not wnt to take a slapshot from green there .... Poor guy...

  • I've been shot in the penis with a M16 airsoft gun that shoots 420 feet per second and i've taken a slap shot from the kid with the best shot on the team in the groin, couldn't imagine taking a slap shot to the nuts.

  • thats got to hurt

  • that was definatly perril its death for anykids he might have had

  • i think he had to get a testicle removed

  • no, they almost had to remove it.

  • fucken dumbass ref

    i would have beat his ass

  • Too right, i find once the player hits his knees (if you know he's hurt) you should fucking stop play...

  • So I guess you're a huge fan of the fucking ice capades. If he's not obstructing the play and is not in any trouble of getting seriously injured (as the ref probably thought it was thoreson being a pussy like he was with the oilers). Then the play shouldn't be stopped. This is hockey, plain and simple. I dont know if you're American, because your hockey might as well be Aladdin on Ice but it's a mans sport.

  • Wow that sucks because it made a 4 on 3 and the Capitals capitalized on it and they scored

  • u dont hit a man in the nuts

  • I've hit in the balls while wearing a cup and IT STILL HURTS LIKE A MOTHERFUCKER and he got hit with a puck can't even imagine how much pain he was in.

  • go caps!!!!

  • the referee isn't going to blow the whistle unless he thinks he's in some sort of peril. i dont think thats peril. WTF ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT!!!!he just took an OVER 90mph rubber projectile to the GENITALS!!!! i think thats peril

  • OUCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • HE got shot in groin not NUTS :P... He has both testicles according to wikipedia... and at losing testicle he wouldnt even stand on his legs to back.... LOL... he has just muscle pain.. LOL testicle.. he would cry/shout/and wouldnt move.... man... think how pains getting kick in balls. then think that your ball is squashed.....

  • i think that to a guy, taking a slapper in the jewels is peril. though he definitely took one for both teams-the flyers and the boys downstairs.

  • these announcers are sooo gay, they shouldnt have said anything bc they didnt know where the fuck he got hit, and i hate how the caps celebrate goals, they act like they won the cup every time they score, but its all good, i think we all know the outcome of this series

  • That's ok. We all know how this series turned out.

  • ah 0:46 Greene knew he canned him.

  • Good to see that a whistle was blow...poor guy.

  • Patrick Thoreson in KHL (HC Salavat Ulaev Russia)!!!

  • man even if i was on the caps i would have (after or b4 the goal) went up to him and chck on him to see if he was ok

  • mike green phoned him and apologized, i think.

  • For anyone who doesn't know, a cup protects you from serious damage to your reproductive organs, but it can still hurt your groin upon impact. The sides of the cup can dig in real hard, and can thus leave some serious bruising in your inner thigh region, and so on, but if properly secured and placed it will protect you from a permanent injury of a reproductive nature.

  • Yeah, it's supposed to do that. Problem is, the shot was so hard it broke the cup. He almost did get permanent damage to his nuts in spite of it.

  • That washington crowd was a bunch of goons, cheering when he got hurt. Twats.

  • well fuck you man!

  • Get a life kid. You really must have fuck all to do if your replying to 3 month old posts.

  • fuck niggers

  • Well that was completely random.

  • i'm sorry for being an asshole,but why does everyone keep calling him thoreson? it's thoresEn

  • whistle should of been blown

  • He wasn't in peril and that was his own dumb fault!

  • its not like he meant to hit him their, he was blocking a shot (which isnt stupid)

  • no the cant blow it unless he is bleeding severly and if the flyers would have touched it it would have been blown. And the ref thought the player was gonna get up

  • Can't believe Thoreson is not in the NHL. Total warrior.

  • I bet that one commentator feels like a complete ass now

  • why?

  • He's alright now

    But DAMN that guys got balls.....or nott..... :|

  • Ouchie, I like pretty much all hockey teams but the capitals did go over the top with the celebration on this one.

    Was Thoreson ok?

  • The shot broke his cup and ripped his ball sack open. But besides that he was fine haha.

  • i dont think it ripped his balls open but his cup did break!

  • im not positive about that but he did have an ultrasound and a surgical procedure after the incodent and for a while it was thought he may loose one of his testicles.

  • haha

  • He is still productive:)

    G:22 - A:41 - P:63 in 48 games for Lugano this season (3rd overall in points)

  • That doesn't mean much though. It's very difficult to compare European stats to NHL stats because the skill level is so much lower. A point per game is great in the NHL, but in Europe it's much easier to do.

  • European leagues don't have secondary assists, where as North American hockey does. And the skill levels in the major European leagues (like the SEL, KHL, SM-Liiga) is a mid-step between the AHL and the NHL.

    A point per game is great in any major hockey league.

    The differences in the European and North American games are huge. Bigger ice surfaces, different rules, less physical play, etc. These differences are why some players thrive in one league, but not in the other.

  • Interesting, I didn't know that about the secondary assists. That does make those stats more impressive.

    The rest of what you say though just confirms my point. It's very very difficult to compare stats between North American leagues and European leagues. Stats don't tell you anything, you need a proper scouting report.

  • Mike Green is a fuckin boss, best defenseman in the NHL!

  • F***in Capitals with there horrible celebration after that. And I can't even imagine that kind of pain.

  • Gives new meaning of the phrase "that takes a lot of balls." That was brutal. Not only that, but it was in vain, Green got it back four seconds later and scored.

  • Let's hear it for Patrick Thoreson's testicles.

  • Hahahahah

  • this must be sooo painful!!i dont know cause im not a guy but just by looking at him its as if you can feel it yourself!

  • this is the very definition of insult to injury

  • Sometimes the cup can shift and expose a nut. And then again sometimes there is just a lucky shot that hits flush in the nads. A 100mph frozen puck could probably shatter a cup, much less your junk

  • cups????

  • a puck that was easily going 95mph going into a cup, that in reality is a thin piece of plastic. Trust me, it hurts.

  • the celebration is bullshit they act like they just won the game, and these announcers r complete faggots, but the flyers won the series its all good

  • not parol???(or whatever the fuck word u just said)...he literally broke one of his balls. but sure the refs will blow play dead right away when tucker kovelev or crosby dives

  • hahahahaha that comment seriously just made my day

  • fuck crosby

  • best hockey game i have ever been to, hands down.

  • u said it rite WahooWa1819 I`m a flyers fan fuck the pens they got their asses handed 2 them on saturday .

    Flyers-6

    Penguins-3

  • and won the cup on friday...

    hahahaha retard

  • i will forever respect pat thoresen for this. took one for the team. ref should have blown the play dead.

  • the ref should have blown the whistle

  • hahhahaha he couldnt even climb out of the ring

    that was brutal

  • the way those caps were jumpin all over each other, it looks like a gawd damn soccer game.

  • didn't he have to get a nut amputated