The quick dismissal of the existence of my Lord, His Noodly Grace, is what offended me the most. The Flying Spaghetti Monster is not a joke; how dare anyone question His divine existence! This is our faith, brothers and sisters, that they insult! Let us pray:
Forgive these heathens, O Lord, for they know not the Gospels, or what they do! May You touch their hearts with your Noodly Appendage so that they may see Your balls and, one day, be worthy of being granted Your sauce.
The FSM isn't a joke, at least no in the manner the woman in the video suggests. It isn't a witty punchline or a knock-knock play on words. It is humour but in the ageless (and I do mean ageless, because it has been used for thousands of years) form of satirical criticism. The Gospel of FSM seeks to humorously undermine the notion of divinity or special revelation from a supernatural source by pointing out there is no argument against the FSM which doesn't likwise work against all other Gods.
@erkb96 Yahweh Sabaoth, the Israelite Bronze Age deity of Armies and Destruction, also called El Shaddai? Are you kidding? That's just mythological nonsense, no sane person today would believe such a insipid being could actually exist! What a joke!
See, argument from incredulity is a fallacy, erkb96. Just because you find it less credible means nothing. The only evaluation worth anything is evidential verification. Since no God, even the FSM, can provide such evidence, they all get even footing
@alwaysknownasGINGER Don't you want a paradise with beautiful strippers and lifetime supply of Beer ?? huh ? Believe in the grace of the FSM , also I think Haruhi can be a good contender lol xD
A joke? I had a vision of his holy noodleness just last week and I can feel his love. That is evidence. I know someone, who knows someone, who knows someone, who had a NDE and saw his holy noodleness and told him to come back. That is evidence. Ramen.
I can see the Flying Spaghetti Monster at work in my life every day! That's proof of his Devine entwine! Man was made in his image, two meat balls each!
Thy felt the power of the mighty noodles before thy eyes, thy heard flying spaghetti monster say upon me , " thy will not obey other imaginary gods, thy shall only workship my meatballs divine flavor"
Spaghetti bless all of you fellow worshipers!! Fsm loves you!!! R,AMEN!!!!!
@laior Flying Spaghetti Monster truly is no joke! How can you even question our God? He is the most peaceful God ever and blesses our hearts with His Noodly Appendage! RAmen!
@laior: How dare thou to make fun of HIM, the Flying Spaghetti Monster, may Pesto be upon Him? He is the only true Monster, as it says in the scriptures; there's clear scientific proof of His existence (and He is the ONLY monster who can be proven scientifically). He boiled for our sins. There is no Monster but the Flying Spaghetti Monster, and Bobby is the messenger of the Flying Spaghetti Monster. Go get the book and study it.
@laior Peace be upon Allah and His holy prophet Mohammed and A'isha, his 9-year-old wife whom he raped over and over again!
By the way, as I understand it, a nine-year-old girl's vaginal canal is not completely developed, so either Mo(lester)hammed tore her apart or he had an extremely small penis.
@xJoeEDangerouslyx One thing i don't like about your argument is your implying modern standards on someone who lived 1400 years ago. Its also not sure when he actually did the deed with her, I've heard arguments that it was at the age of 9, and others that he waited till she was of appropriette age, though guess we'll never know.
Also lets not forget Mary was impregnated by God at the age of 12, and gave birth at 13.
Thats why I like FSM hasn't impregnated any young girls yet.
The whole point of FSM is to point out that believing in an omniscient being, such as a god, is about as logical as believing that a giant spaghetti monster exists. Existence cannot be proven without physical evidence. By saying that a god is non-physical, you've just denied its existence. There is countless evidence of evolution and NO evidence of a divine being.
And please, don't get all pissy, I'm just being logical. Stephen Hawking denies God, and he's a part of MENSA.
God gives you evil children of satan enough evidence for you to come to Him and yield to His right to control ur life if that is what you so want. ANd for those that dont want God, he leaves enough pieces missing to allow you to reason God out of ur consciousness.So the atheist movement could be being used by God to polarize the believers and non believers. "He sent them a great delusion that they believe the lie, who took pleasure in unrighteousness"
The Prophet Henderson, Pasta Be Upon His Plate, transcribed the words of the FSM in what is known as the Gospel of the FSM.
Sauce 2:11: "Thee who deny me wheat based existence, thee who not wishet to be touched by my Noodly Appendage, will burn in tomato sauce hell for eternity."
Pasta 4:23 : "It is easier for lasagna to pass through the holes of a colander than it is for a rich person to enter Paradise."
He broiled for our sins and she calls Him a joke. Have fun in tomato sauce hell!
It's not a joke, Flying Spaghetti Monster has more proof that religion, therefore if I had to choose a religion, (not including atheism if you count that as a religion) Then I would pick FSM. FSM is not a joke, you silly reporter. We should sue her.
Pastafarianism is no joke! how dare she say its a joke. how dare she. i wonder what she is, christain maybe? yeah and if a man can be nailed to a cross then come back alive, then why cant there be the flying spaghetti monster? R'Amen
Bitch be trippin' meat balls!! How DARE she! HOW VERY DARE SHE say that Pastafarianism is a joke!!! If Christians saw this (but about Christianity) they would start saying stuff like "I hope she burns in HELL!" (Only the full on Christians). Us Pastafarians are not like that. I just hope that she will be touched by His Noodly Appendage!
My brothers and sisters on the beer soaked path of our Lord, you have all truely been touched by His Noodly Appendage. We must speak loudly and truely when we say the Flying Spagetti Monster shall not be called a joke as long as the true believers continue to don the holy pirate regalia and preach the truth of our Lord and savior who boiled for our sins!
I just hope that all those who have posted comments are eventually touched by His noodly appendage. Remember: the FSM created the first midgets and it is only those midgets who turned their back on him that became trolls. I hope all of the trolls on the forum can see the hazy, booze-fuelled light of His grace and can find their way back to the path of pastity.
@XXXXDJTXXXX No , The flying spaghetti monster boiled him self for our sins, Thou shall respect that, so therefore , He sacrificed spaghetti , The flying spaghetti monster is the creator of spaghetti , so therefore he is an italian, But since the flying spaghetti monster created it , he was made of over 9000 tons of spaghetti , And told us in verse "The Boiling of the mighty Lord" ; 36 "Thou shall eat spaghetti on every thursday - In order to be accepted into the stripper factory" Get your facts
How dare you to make fun of His Noodliness, may pesto rain upon His appendages? He's our true loving, forgiving, beer-vulcano designing, stripper-loving Monster. RAmen!
this the best comments section I've been ever!! haha dumbass christians can't even tell the difference between what's real and what's not. obviously there is an FSM a holy dish was even made is his noodly image
@June28July By what is commanded in the book of Pinky you will be burned at the stake while listening to the Holy Pink Unicorn read poetry and munching on some cool grub bought at Trader Joe's for this Heresy.
@June28July RAmen. We shall sacrifice all pastafarians , and pirtates - To defeat the evil spirit , As this was what the flying spaghetti monster warned us about in "The Hour page 46 ; 56 "The evil spirit will be released on May 21st , and shall dig a 9000 feet hole in te ground and hide in it, All followers and pirates are ordered to kill the Unicorn , Or Thou's world shall end , In the giant boiling pot of piss." WE SHALL FIGHT FOR OUR LORD! RAmen.
That young lady is a fool! the great Flying Spaghetti Monster was proven scientifically to be real! Does she not want a striper factory? a beer factory?
I wish instead of pandering and trying to act as if this is a neutral subject that more news shows would call out creationist. It's like, these are facts. Do you have any evidence to support ID? Not logical fallacies, but like here is reality, this is an accurate description of how it works, this is the testable model. If not then STFU get your ass back in the lab/field and to get facts not propaganda, or the idiocy of thinking that if natural selection=wrong, christian creationism=right.
@mistereveready I agree, I think that people are getting away much too easily with presenting ideas which are demonstrably false. If this were purely a matter of looking at the evidence the debate would have ended with the publication of The Origin of Species.
@damandatwin I dare say it'd be done in Anaximander's time or sooner. While he wasn't exactly right, he was leading to the right track. Instead we get poor sods busting their knees praying to imaginary friends.
I think the problem in this day and age is nonreligious Pastafarians. Sure, everybody will SAY they believe in His Nutriotionence, and most accept that he rules all of Earth from his glorious entree in the sky, but when asked if they attend Noodle Church every week like He commanded us to, they make excuses.
@chyeah115 "All truth passes through three stages. First, it is ridiculed. Second, it is violently opposed. Third, it is accepted as being self-evident." - Arthur Schopenhauer
I would love to see the "research" of intelligent design. Perhaps the tides and the moon. Quote O'Riley - How'd the moon get there - you can't explain that. ROFL - I have to laugh every time I hear him saw something so MORONIC. I laugh nearly every day. Thank you Bill :)
@Zombiepwnage117 Oh, really? No, I thought it was real. I thought people actually believed that. It is not like they were being sarcastic, & only used the religion to illustrate the silliness of creationism.
Really? Pastafarianism is NOT a joke. He boiled for all of our sins and you call Him a joke? I hope that you will some day be touched by His Noodly Appendage. RAmen.
THIS IS NOT A JOKE!! THIS IS THE TRUTH!! HOW CAN YOU BE SO BLIND TO HIS SAUCY GOODNESS?? THE EVIDENCE IS ALL AROUND YOU!! JUST LOOK OUTSIDE AT THE TREES!! DO YOU REALLY THINK GRAVITY IS REAL?!? HAHA YEAH RIGHT, HIS NOODLEY APPENDAGES HOLD US DOWN!! HE EVEN GAVE US A MEAL MADE IN HIS IMAGE!! OUR NOODLEY FATHER SHALL SMITH THEE WITH HIS NOODLEY APPENDAGES FOR YOUR UNRIGHTEOUSNESS!! I HOPE YOU OPEN YOUR EYES AND SEE THE LIGHT ONE DAY, HIS SAUCY HOLINESS LOVES ALL OF US!! RAMEN!!
@AgainstZombies I AM SORRY BUT YOU MISINTERPRET THE NOODLEY WORDS OF THE HOLY CREATION. WE ARE NOT HELD DOWN BY HIS NOODLEY APPENDAGES, BUT GLUED TO HIS STICKY MEATBALLS! TO ALL *TRUE* PASTAFARIANS WHO AGREE WITH ME, I PROPOSE SEPERATING FROM THESE INFIDELS BY AGREEING FOR A NEW TRUE TITLE: THE MEATY PASTAFARIANS. READ THE QURANAMEAT AND SEE FOR YOURSELF!!!!!
Think about this, all you non-believers who have been temped by the anti-pasta!:
2 of the "Top 10 highest grossing films of all time" are "Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man's Chest" (#4) and "Pirates of the Caribbean: At World's End" (#9)
Why are they amongst the highest grossing films? Because the Flying Spaghetti Monster loves Pirates! Many people love Pirates as well!
You don't see any other religious movie up there, now do you?
Think about this, all you non-believers who have been tempted by the anti-pasta!:
2 of the "Top 10 highest grossing films of all time" are "Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man's Chest" (#4) and "Pirates of the Caribbean: At World's End" (#9)
Why are they among the highest grossing films? Because the Flying Spaghetti Monster loves Pirates! Everyone loves Pirates as well!
You don't see any other religious movie up there, now do you?
interusting, but if you think about it it is just mocking christainity. someone is gona make a church of the flying shurkin, he was thrown around for our sins, ect. this is cool and all, but come on. this is a bandwagon joke. You can and have the right to belive in what you want. In true christanity there is no force. but this I can not take seriously.
A laugh?!?! you won't be laughing when his holy noodleness drowns you in ketchup. Repent for the end is nigh!!! repent all ye disbelievers, eat of his noodles, drink of his ketchup,
Dude. It wasnt a joke. its rly a statement about how unrealisticly creation is portrayed the FSM has employed actual science into the description where as the bible just says oh some animals were made and two humans were made. Does anyone realize what happens with inbred children? But of course god intervened so that cain could have children with his sister and create every spectrem of color of the human race in only 1,000 yrs or so. Not said in the bible but. Thats what would of had to happen.
Every Pastafarian who flames this chick, please stop. If you read the first 2 commandments, or "I'd Really Rather You Didn'ts", of the FSM Gospel, they state "I'd Really Rather You Didn't Act Like A Sanctimonious, Holier-Than-
Thou Ass When Describing My Noodly Goodness. If Some People Don't
Believe In Me, That's Okay."
And
"I'd Really Rather You Didn't Use My Existence As A Means To Oppress,
Subjugate, Punish, Eviscerate, And/Or, You Know, Be Mean To
@Blargafiggle What kind of shit religion is this? Can't be used to oppress anyone.. That just completely misses the point of a religion! I bet you are a Ramenist!! filthy heathen! We Spagettists will never bow to your filth! REPENT!!!!
give3 respect to Flying spageheti monster with Pokemonster and digimonster.. blasphemer.. you will supper in hell with carbonara and lucky me instant mami
The FSM (Pasta Be Upon Him) is the one try God....but beware, His Noodliness has his detractors.
Be wary of the Anti-Pasta..
He uses his infinately delicious 'sauce force' to draw people away from the warm noodly embrace of the one true God... He is pure evil. More often than not, he telepathically directs the empty minded lost souls towards the ridiculous belief of Christianity where the 'hopelessly confused' find refuge in believing in some sort of magical, Jewish, zombie sky carpenter.
If you're having a bad day, just come to this video and scroll through the comments. I've been laughing so hard I can hardly breathe! I don't know what's funnier, the hilarious comments of 'patafarians' or the comments of stupid creationists who think that people here actually believe in the Flying Spaghetti Monster, and are too dumb to realize that the FSM was made up to illustrate the ridiculousness of religion and believing in things like talking snakes and a man living inside a whale!
@ChiTown7721 In case you haven't found it on the website, here is the hatemail section. venganza.org/category/hate-mail/
I never walk away from my computer with out a laugh. There is far more comments so you'll never have a completely terrible day again. I hope you enjoy
@ChiTown7721 The day will come when the mystical generation of Jesus, by the Supreme Being as his father, in the womb of a virgin, will be classed with the fable of the generation of Minerva in the brain of Jupiter.
delicious with red wine...........absolutely a religious experience......can reinact leonardo paintings. read the History of Art together on holidays, I had no idea it would effect me so........
I cried tears of joy when His noodliness touched my forehead with His etheral, noodly appendage. We should lead by example and show love to the Christians for they know not what they worship. We need to be kind to them and open their eyes to the 'One true' God.
Hail meatsauce, full of beef. The Spaghetti Monster (Pasta Be Upon Him) is with you...
Zekester3000 i believe that you are the one who is deluded. your God is gonna make you a slave to do his evil biding just like Moses and his brother. forced to kill your fellow humans for the rest of your life. forever trapped. your God is a Goa'uld. your god offers slavery and forced worship. mine offers beer volcanoes and a stripper factory. He made me human. and he wants me to act human. your god says he made you human but then says it's a sin. WTF! the FSM is clearly the true creator.
@RAQueenNicole Very clever but you dont fool me - you have revealed yourself for what you are - a Ramen worshiper! Your sect (your faction) is revealed with a little research... "Ramen" into google or Wikipedia. We agree on noodliness but who is the real noodle... Ramen is false - the true noodle is Spaghetti of water and flour which sprang forth from Italy; not the yellow Ramen of the far East and Orient... repent your false and unorthodox noodle - let us all stand united under one noodle.
@origin8 Call a sauceade upon the filthy reformers! Ramen is a false noodle! We must eradicate their filth from our peaceloving spagettìst people! We must storm the heathen kitchens and destroy Ramen before it is to late! NOODLEWAAAAARRRRRR!!!!!!
@FlyingSpaghettiMoner The whole is there a god debate could be put to rest with one good book signing tour. Maybe a few concerts from jesus. A magic show off vs him Penn & Teller. He should be able to handle 2 on one.
@HelloKityfan You actually believe in this? Seriously? Flying pasta? Really? There is a God out there, and he is not the FSM. Turn to Christianity, my friend. There you will find love comfort, and rightousness. He, Jesus, will save you from the fiery depths of hell.
@Zekester3000 XD i dont believe there's a fsm, but i do believe its not at all different from what religion has become today, especially in the three big monotheistic ones and all their derivations and cults. Its a parody religion-actually, if youre open minded enough you"ll look it up instead of declaring it BLASPHEMY and then trying to recruit ppl to the christian side.
Sing to Bob Marley's Redemption Song: " All pirates eat spaghetti...sometimes with a knife and fork.......please sprinkle me plate with parmesan....and a little garlic...... Sometimes my taste buds feel strong... with the help of some hot sauce..... My tongue quivers with anticipation....triumphantly..... Won't you help me sing...these songs of pasta..... I twirl it on my fork.....Spaghetti song......Spaghetti song."
All you doubters of the flying spaghetti monster how do you think we got here and why are there short people clearly it is because the fsm is holding them down. Those fools will see someday when they see his noodly face and they will remember that I warned them ! RAMEN
it is most definately not a joke, you performed sacrilegious acts just now!
navanodsenwod 2 weeks ago
The quick dismissal of the existence of my Lord, His Noodly Grace, is what offended me the most. The Flying Spaghetti Monster is not a joke; how dare anyone question His divine existence! This is our faith, brothers and sisters, that they insult! Let us pray:
Forgive these heathens, O Lord, for they know not the Gospels, or what they do! May You touch their hearts with your Noodly Appendage so that they may see Your balls and, one day, be worthy of being granted Your sauce.
RAmen.
foojuice101 2 weeks ago
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There is not God but the Flying Spaghetti Monster a his prophet is Bobby Henderson!
mrsimoncrow 3 weeks ago
Hey hey hey, you are insulting my religion
Enyoiyourself 1 month ago
The Flying Spaghetti Monster is real!!
The Holy Gospel written by bobby the Messenger stated that it is never too late to repent for our sins! Repent before it is too late!! R,amen!
94Resistance 1 month ago
The FSM isn't a joke, at least no in the manner the woman in the video suggests. It isn't a witty punchline or a knock-knock play on words. It is humour but in the ageless (and I do mean ageless, because it has been used for thousands of years) form of satirical criticism. The Gospel of FSM seeks to humorously undermine the notion of divinity or special revelation from a supernatural source by pointing out there is no argument against the FSM which doesn't likwise work against all other Gods.
KentRigeI 1 month ago
Let his Noodly Appendage save us all!
TheSoldiersMind 2 months ago
To assume the FSM is not real because it would have originated in the way depicted in this video is using the genetic fallacy.
You deniers know the truth but go to huge ends just to be able to deny the noodly greatness of the FSM.
killer4hire 2 months ago
Flying spaghetti monster? really? ITS SPAGHETTI AND MEATBALLS FOR FUCKS SAKE!!! so stupid.
erkb96 3 months ago
@erkb96 Yahweh Sabaoth, the Israelite Bronze Age deity of Armies and Destruction, also called El Shaddai? Are you kidding? That's just mythological nonsense, no sane person today would believe such a insipid being could actually exist! What a joke!
See, argument from incredulity is a fallacy, erkb96. Just because you find it less credible means nothing. The only evaluation worth anything is evidential verification. Since no God, even the FSM, can provide such evidence, they all get even footing
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@erkb96 You're just jealous because our god has bigger balls than your god does. :D RAmen
AmiTheWaffle 1 month ago
@erkb96 Hey hey hey, you are insulting my god, show a little respect for spaghetti's sake!
Enyoiyourself 1 month ago
Pastafaristas del mundo unidos Ramen
manotascoco21 3 months ago
its not a joke u just insulted my religion bitch i hope u choke on his divine meat balls of justice.
adsmanads098 4 months ago 26
Ramen !! may our lord FSM bless you all
djay00009 4 months ago
Something had to create the Spaghetti Monster, he cannot have created himself. Which only shows this religion is false.
alwaysknownasGINGER 4 months ago
@alwaysknownasGINGER Don't you want a paradise with beautiful strippers and lifetime supply of Beer ?? huh ? Believe in the grace of the FSM , also I think Haruhi can be a good contender lol xD
djay00009 4 months ago 2
Wtf is wrong with these people? A joke!?
r0ck3t1337 4 months ago
A joke? I had a vision of his holy noodleness just last week and I can feel his love. That is evidence. I know someone, who knows someone, who knows someone, who had a NDE and saw his holy noodleness and told him to come back. That is evidence. Ramen.
freethinkerer 4 months ago 4
Really? Really? Okay How the hell did this get started?
luvableguy123 4 months ago
@luvableguy123 same way Christianity and every other bullshit religion started except pastafarians don't kill others for not believing
Reiincarnation 4 months ago 2
I can see the Flying Spaghetti Monster at work in my life every day! That's proof of his Devine entwine! Man was made in his image, two meat balls each!
TABOOVSKNOWLEDGE 4 months ago 2
A JOKE....How Dare you MOCK MY RELIGION...!!!!!!!!!!!! This is no laughing matter...Ramen
Spagnotic 4 months ago
I thought he created it to prove that a religion can be designed, and mainly to mock christianity
JokingKnives 4 months ago
Ramen!
psucarrierae 4 months ago
INGRIDIENTS: 48: 23-55
Thy felt the power of the mighty noodles before thy eyes, thy heard flying spaghetti monster say upon me , " thy will not obey other imaginary gods, thy shall only workship my meatballs divine flavor"
Spaghetti bless all of you fellow worshipers!! Fsm loves you!!! R,AMEN!!!!!
INMATE2468 4 months ago 2
stop this sh=t ofc its a joke ... i believe in only one god ( allah ) and his prophet ( muhammed ) peace be upon him
laior 5 months ago
@laior Flying Spaghetti Monster truly is no joke! How can you even question our God? He is the most peaceful God ever and blesses our hearts with His Noodly Appendage! RAmen!
Leivonmies 5 months ago
@laior: How dare thou to make fun of HIM, the Flying Spaghetti Monster, may Pesto be upon Him? He is the only true Monster, as it says in the scriptures; there's clear scientific proof of His existence (and He is the ONLY monster who can be proven scientifically). He boiled for our sins. There is no Monster but the Flying Spaghetti Monster, and Bobby is the messenger of the Flying Spaghetti Monster. Go get the book and study it.
GGGNVideos 5 months ago
@laior Peace be upon Allah and His holy prophet Mohammed and A'isha, his 9-year-old wife whom he raped over and over again!
By the way, as I understand it, a nine-year-old girl's vaginal canal is not completely developed, so either Mo(lester)hammed tore her apart or he had an extremely small penis.
Peace be upon him!
xJoeEDangerouslyx 5 months ago
@xJoeEDangerouslyx One thing i don't like about your argument is your implying modern standards on someone who lived 1400 years ago. Its also not sure when he actually did the deed with her, I've heard arguments that it was at the age of 9, and others that he waited till she was of appropriette age, though guess we'll never know.
Also lets not forget Mary was impregnated by God at the age of 12, and gave birth at 13.
Thats why I like FSM hasn't impregnated any young girls yet.
GhostInTheShell29 4 months ago
The whole point of FSM is to point out that believing in an omniscient being, such as a god, is about as logical as believing that a giant spaghetti monster exists. Existence cannot be proven without physical evidence. By saying that a god is non-physical, you've just denied its existence. There is countless evidence of evolution and NO evidence of a divine being.
And please, don't get all pissy, I'm just being logical. Stephen Hawking denies God, and he's a part of MENSA.
toejampizza 5 months ago 9
@toejampizza Thing is we Pastafarians DO have physical evidence that a Flying Spaghetti Monster exists.
theawesomestawesomer 6 days ago
""believe in a being you cannot see ""
God gives you evil children of satan enough evidence for you to come to Him and yield to His right to control ur life if that is what you so want. ANd for those that dont want God, he leaves enough pieces missing to allow you to reason God out of ur consciousness.So the atheist movement could be being used by God to polarize the believers and non believers. "He sent them a great delusion that they believe the lie, who took pleasure in unrighteousness"
j919or 5 months ago
Joke? I'm 100% official Pastafarian, and you say It's a joke!!??? This insults me! I'm even spoken to my lawyer, we are considering an lawsuit...
DoubleM55 5 months ago
A joke?...Seriously? If it weren't for the flying speghetti monster you'd float off into space...HE BOILED FOR YOUR SINS! RAmen!
jqlzp 5 months ago
The Prophet Henderson, Pasta Be Upon His Plate, transcribed the words of the FSM in what is known as the Gospel of the FSM.
Sauce 2:11: "Thee who deny me wheat based existence, thee who not wishet to be touched by my Noodly Appendage, will burn in tomato sauce hell for eternity."
Pasta 4:23 : "It is easier for lasagna to pass through the holes of a colander than it is for a rich person to enter Paradise."
He broiled for our sins and she calls Him a joke. Have fun in tomato sauce hell!
loro1rojo 6 months ago
IT'S NOT A JOKE!
MaxikingNimero 6 months ago
R'Amen My good friends may the FSM be with you!
teh41zombies 6 months ago
@oliviazski13 I'm not kidding. This is a REAL religion? I mean, I don't mean to offend, but are you joking right now?
TylerP97 6 months ago
@TylerP97 No it's not a joke. Pastafarianism is real, I hope you get struck by His Noodly Appendages.
YamiChan31 6 months ago
@TylerP97 lol just replace the noodly monster with an old man....not so ridiculous anymore? c'mon!
MrMisterMistor 5 months ago
@TylerP97 this is real boy
he boiled for our since
in the name of noodles, meatballs and the sauce may he forgive you for your sins
believe in him before it's too late or thou shall drown i HAWT SAWCEEE FOR EVAAA!
Ramen
marfg12345 5 months ago
I'm very offended that my faith is being called a joke. We must continue the fight for equality! RAmen!
WyldHippie 6 months ago 2
It's not a joke, Flying Spaghetti Monster has more proof that religion, therefore if I had to choose a religion, (not including atheism if you count that as a religion) Then I would pick FSM. FSM is not a joke, you silly reporter. We should sue her.
Zekezan88 6 months ago 2
Pastafarianism is no joke! how dare she say its a joke. how dare she. i wonder what she is, christain maybe? yeah and if a man can be nailed to a cross then come back alive, then why cant there be the flying spaghetti monster? R'Amen
TheUnholyExpert 6 months ago 3
Bitch be trippin' meat balls!! How DARE she! HOW VERY DARE SHE say that Pastafarianism is a joke!!! If Christians saw this (but about Christianity) they would start saying stuff like "I hope she burns in HELL!" (Only the full on Christians). Us Pastafarians are not like that. I just hope that she will be touched by His Noodly Appendage!
RAmen.
TheYoshiGurl 6 months ago 2
Praise be unto the Flying Spaghetti Monster
shandcunt 6 months ago 3
My brothers and sisters on the beer soaked path of our Lord, you have all truely been touched by His Noodly Appendage. We must speak loudly and truely when we say the Flying Spagetti Monster shall not be called a joke as long as the true believers continue to don the holy pirate regalia and preach the truth of our Lord and savior who boiled for our sins!
Sauce be upon you. Ramen.
JoeyisDREADful 6 months ago 3
I just hope that all those who have posted comments are eventually touched by His noodly appendage. Remember: the FSM created the first midgets and it is only those midgets who turned their back on him that became trolls. I hope all of the trolls on the forum can see the hazy, booze-fuelled light of His grace and can find their way back to the path of pastity.
ImSuperer 6 months ago
its not a joke wtf... fsm dont punish the non carbeaters...
GamerAndStuff 6 months ago
Fuck Kansas city school board, Motherfuckers are laughing at our Lord who boiled for us, let infidels die of cancer
JazzMitrich 6 months ago 4
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Our belief is a joke,but the christian belief isn't?
I find that offensive.
Blue2Scripter 6 months ago
she obviusly doesnt like beer ans strippers
11014733 6 months ago
BLASPHEMY, you shall boil on soup forever.
gulbirk 6 months ago 2
May the FSM bless us His pasta goodness!
MsTaz98 6 months ago 2
What the fuck? A joke? shes the joke with all her gay ass new casts
TheSilentmilk 6 months ago
JOKE???
rustardj 7 months ago
@XXXXDJTXXXX He WAS also made in Japan.
Dillon1225 8 months ago
@XXXXDJTXXXX No , The flying spaghetti monster boiled him self for our sins, Thou shall respect that, so therefore , He sacrificed spaghetti , The flying spaghetti monster is the creator of spaghetti , so therefore he is an italian, But since the flying spaghetti monster created it , he was made of over 9000 tons of spaghetti , And told us in verse "The Boiling of the mighty Lord" ; 36 "Thou shall eat spaghetti on every thursday - In order to be accepted into the stripper factory" Get your facts
Dillon1225 8 months ago
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His voice runs through my mind telling me to pray against this HERETIC!
Hale spaghetti full of grace the sauce is in with,
Blessed art thou amongst noodles,
and blessed is the fruit of thy womb, Stomach.
Holy Spaghetti, Mother of Pasta,
pray for us Fat boy,
now and at the hour of our death.
Ramen.
Ryeguy9595 8 months ago
How dare you to make fun of His Noodliness, may pesto rain upon His appendages? He's our true loving, forgiving, beer-vulcano designing, stripper-loving Monster. RAmen!
GGGNVideos 8 months ago
But it's not a joke...
selubria 8 months ago
this the best comments section I've been ever!! haha dumbass christians can't even tell the difference between what's real and what's not. obviously there is an FSM a holy dish was even made is his noodly image
Ramen
HalcyonAugust2 8 months ago
ITS NOT A JOKE YOU CONDESCENDING BITCH HE BOILED FOR YOUR SINS! ALL HAIL THE FLYING SPAGHETTI MONSTER AND HIS HOLY NOODLY APPENDAGES! RAMEN!
JuanchoMan 8 months ago 2
Fuck all of you Church of the Pink Unicorn FTW! The book of Pinky rules!
wowamonn 8 months ago
@wowamonn
I declare Holy War against the FALSE Pink Unicorn! You heathen! The FSM cooked for your sins!
June28July 8 months ago
@June28July By what is commanded in the book of Pinky you will be burned at the stake while listening to the Holy Pink Unicorn read poetry and munching on some cool grub bought at Trader Joe's for this Heresy.
wowamonn 8 months ago
@wowamonn
LMAO
Spaghetti Akbar! *Explodes*
June28July 8 months ago
@June28July RAmen. We shall sacrifice all pastafarians , and pirtates - To defeat the evil spirit , As this was what the flying spaghetti monster warned us about in "The Hour page 46 ; 56 "The evil spirit will be released on May 21st , and shall dig a 9000 feet hole in te ground and hide in it, All followers and pirates are ordered to kill the Unicorn , Or Thou's world shall end , In the giant boiling pot of piss." WE SHALL FIGHT FOR OUR LORD! RAmen.
Dillon1225 8 months ago
That young lady is a fool! the great Flying Spaghetti Monster was proven scientifically to be real! Does she not want a striper factory? a beer factory?
ZZzzzzzWhat 8 months ago
Praise his noodly appendages!
70chaoswalking07 9 months ago
I wish instead of pandering and trying to act as if this is a neutral subject that more news shows would call out creationist. It's like, these are facts. Do you have any evidence to support ID? Not logical fallacies, but like here is reality, this is an accurate description of how it works, this is the testable model. If not then STFU get your ass back in the lab/field and to get facts not propaganda, or the idiocy of thinking that if natural selection=wrong, christian creationism=right.
mistereveready 9 months ago
@mistereveready I agree, I think that people are getting away much too easily with presenting ideas which are demonstrably false. If this were purely a matter of looking at the evidence the debate would have ended with the publication of The Origin of Species.
damandatwin 8 months ago
@damandatwin I dare say it'd be done in Anaximander's time or sooner. While he wasn't exactly right, he was leading to the right track. Instead we get poor sods busting their knees praying to imaginary friends.
mistereveready 8 months ago
rAmen!
FangFiftyFive 9 months ago
The Flying Spaghetti Monster welcomes ALL who are willing reach out to his noodly appendage.
rhillner 9 months ago 3
I think the problem in this day and age is nonreligious Pastafarians. Sure, everybody will SAY they believe in His Nutriotionence, and most accept that he rules all of Earth from his glorious entree in the sky, but when asked if they attend Noodle Church every week like He commanded us to, they make excuses.
handsockpuppet 9 months ago 7
Seriously why don't people take pastafarianism seriously?
chyeah115 9 months ago 4
@chyeah115 "All truth passes through three stages. First, it is ridiculed. Second, it is violently opposed. Third, it is accepted as being self-evident." - Arthur Schopenhauer
studentofsmith 9 months ago
@chyeah115 We take Pastafarianism seriously because we have been touched by the FSM's noodly appendage.
SonOfNye 6 months ago
People who don't believe in the Flying Spaghetti Monster, answer one question: Where did the universe come from?
2CSST2 9 months ago 8
I would love to see the "research" of intelligent design. Perhaps the tides and the moon. Quote O'Riley - How'd the moon get there - you can't explain that. ROFL - I have to laugh every time I hear him saw something so MORONIC. I laugh nearly every day. Thank you Bill :)
Rahn127 9 months ago 3
@Rahn127 Tide go in, tides go out; you can't explain that...
Fenixx117 9 months ago
@Fenixx117 I'm really hoping you're joking.
buffdude623 9 months ago
@buffdude623 you've obviously never seen the Bill O'Reilly clip then...
Fenixx117 9 months ago
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Rahn127 9 months ago
you disbelievers will all boil in hell
someday you blasphemers will realize the glory of his Noodly Appendage and convert to the righteousness that is pastafarianism
zha400281 9 months ago
FSM is a joke.
There I said it
Zombiepwnage117 9 months ago
@Zombiepwnage117 REPENT
joe80dmanizanerd 9 months ago
@Zombiepwnage117 Oh, really? No, I thought it was real. I thought people actually believed that. It is not like they were being sarcastic, & only used the religion to illustrate the silliness of creationism.
MelvinThe42 9 months ago
Really? Pastafarianism is NOT a joke. He boiled for all of our sins and you call Him a joke? I hope that you will some day be touched by His Noodly Appendage. RAmen.
oliviazski13 10 months ago 158
@oliviazski13 you. win.
bendude88 7 months ago
Your getting flat beer and strippers with aids, IN HELL!
howdyimme 10 months ago 2
Its not a joke, religion is.
MrJohnnyrace 10 months ago 5
THIS IS NOT A JOKE!! THIS IS THE TRUTH!! HOW CAN YOU BE SO BLIND TO HIS SAUCY GOODNESS?? THE EVIDENCE IS ALL AROUND YOU!! JUST LOOK OUTSIDE AT THE TREES!! DO YOU REALLY THINK GRAVITY IS REAL?!? HAHA YEAH RIGHT, HIS NOODLEY APPENDAGES HOLD US DOWN!! HE EVEN GAVE US A MEAL MADE IN HIS IMAGE!! OUR NOODLEY FATHER SHALL SMITH THEE WITH HIS NOODLEY APPENDAGES FOR YOUR UNRIGHTEOUSNESS!! I HOPE YOU OPEN YOUR EYES AND SEE THE LIGHT ONE DAY, HIS SAUCY HOLINESS LOVES ALL OF US!! RAMEN!!
AgainstZombies 10 months ago 8
@AgainstZombies I AM SORRY BUT YOU MISINTERPRET THE NOODLEY WORDS OF THE HOLY CREATION. WE ARE NOT HELD DOWN BY HIS NOODLEY APPENDAGES, BUT GLUED TO HIS STICKY MEATBALLS! TO ALL *TRUE* PASTAFARIANS WHO AGREE WITH ME, I PROPOSE SEPERATING FROM THESE INFIDELS BY AGREEING FOR A NEW TRUE TITLE: THE MEATY PASTAFARIANS. READ THE QURANAMEAT AND SEE FOR YOURSELF!!!!!
2CSST2 9 months ago
They that do not believe will be scorched in a fiery iron skillet forever.
Ramen
djjaudon 11 months ago 2
the church of the flying spaghetti monster, even if it were a joke, which it isnt, does actually support some reasonable philosophies.
cheeseburgerpals 11 months ago
FSM WILL SMITE YOU DOWN . HE BOILED FOR YOU SINS!
nicko1023456 11 months ago
Think about this, all you non-believers who have been temped by the anti-pasta!:
2 of the "Top 10 highest grossing films of all time" are "Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man's Chest" (#4) and "Pirates of the Caribbean: At World's End" (#9)
Why are they amongst the highest grossing films? Because the Flying Spaghetti Monster loves Pirates! Many people love Pirates as well!
You don't see any other religious movie up there, now do you?
Hail His Holy Sauciness!
Ramen.
OyonTheAdept 11 months ago 6
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Think about this, all you non-believers who have been tempted by the anti-pasta!:
2 of the "Top 10 highest grossing films of all time" are "Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man's Chest" (#4) and "Pirates of the Caribbean: At World's End" (#9)
Why are they among the highest grossing films? Because the Flying Spaghetti Monster loves Pirates! Everyone loves Pirates as well!
You don't see any other religious movie up there, now do you?
Hail His Holy Sauciness!
Ramen.
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OyonTheAdept 11 months ago
I was an atheist but FSM converted me, hallelujah!
darkmasterpel 11 months ago 5
interusting, but if you think about it it is just mocking christainity. someone is gona make a church of the flying shurkin, he was thrown around for our sins, ect. this is cool and all, but come on. this is a bandwagon joke. You can and have the right to belive in what you want. In true christanity there is no force. but this I can not take seriously.
TheFitnessShinobi 11 months ago
@TheFitnessShinobi A joke?! How dare you call His Holy Noodleness The Flying Spaghetti Monster a joke!!
Please, give up your evil ways and join the Holiness of the Flying Spaghetti Monster before you contract AIDS in the hell His Sauciness envisioned!
Ramen.
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A laugh?!?! you won't be laughing when his holy noodleness drowns you in ketchup. Repent for the end is nigh!!! repent all ye disbelievers, eat of his noodles, drink of his ketchup,
RhadeConstantine 11 months ago
FSM is real, Itwas boiled for our sins so we can ascend to heaven that has a beer volcano and the stripper factory!
eat666shit 11 months ago
They're so ignorant. They're laughing now but we'll see who has the last laugh. Enjoy your stale beer non believers!
Praise be upon FSM!
RAmen!
LubricatedBeat 11 months ago
Screw CNN and the non-believers
noobsaucenator 11 months ago
Dude. It wasnt a joke. its rly a statement about how unrealisticly creation is portrayed the FSM has employed actual science into the description where as the bible just says oh some animals were made and two humans were made. Does anyone realize what happens with inbred children? But of course god intervened so that cain could have children with his sister and create every spectrem of color of the human race in only 1,000 yrs or so. Not said in the bible but. Thats what would of had to happen.
rylove001 11 months ago
my heart literally stopped "yes it's a joke? wtf?" prove to me it's joke, because the only joke i'm hearing, is your journalism
DarthGothicus 1 year ago
Every Pastafarian who flames this chick, please stop. If you read the first 2 commandments, or "I'd Really Rather You Didn'ts", of the FSM Gospel, they state "I'd Really Rather You Didn't Act Like A Sanctimonious, Holier-Than-
Thou Ass When Describing My Noodly Goodness. If Some People Don't
Believe In Me, That's Okay."
And
"I'd Really Rather You Didn't Use My Existence As A Means To Oppress,
Subjugate, Punish, Eviscerate, And/Or, You Know, Be Mean To
Others."
Blargafiggle 1 year ago 2
@Blargafiggle The FSM never said we were not allowed to do those things, just that he would really rather we didn't.
MelvinThe42 9 months ago 2
@Blargafiggle What kind of shit religion is this? Can't be used to oppress anyone.. That just completely misses the point of a religion! I bet you are a Ramenist!! filthy heathen! We Spagettists will never bow to your filth! REPENT!!!!
evildeathmonkey1 8 months ago
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Hale spaghetti full of grace the sauce is in with you,
Blessed art thou amongst noodles,
and blessed is the fruit of thy womb, Stomach.
Holy Spaghetti, Mother of Pasta,
pray for us "Fat boys",
now and at the hour of our death.
Ramen.
pogsx69x 1 year ago
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Hale spaghetti full of grace the sauce is in with you,
Blessed art thou amongst noodles,
and blessed is the fruit of thy womb, Stomach.
Holy Spaghetti, Mother of Pasta,
pray for us "Fat boys",
now and at the hour of our death.
Ramen...
pogsx69x 1 year ago
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A joke? How dare they!
fingersticks74 1 year ago
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give3 respect to Flying spageheti monster with Pokemonster and digimonster.. blasphemer.. you will supper in hell with carbonara and lucky me instant mami
garlicfrench 1 year ago
The FSM (Pasta Be Upon Him) is the one try God....but beware, His Noodliness has his detractors.
Be wary of the Anti-Pasta..
He uses his infinately delicious 'sauce force' to draw people away from the warm noodly embrace of the one true God... He is pure evil. More often than not, he telepathically directs the empty minded lost souls towards the ridiculous belief of Christianity where the 'hopelessly confused' find refuge in believing in some sort of magical, Jewish, zombie sky carpenter.
Stebsey1 1 year ago
@Stebsey1 I fucking died when I read your comment, amazing.
idreamtofflight 1 year ago
If you're having a bad day, just come to this video and scroll through the comments. I've been laughing so hard I can hardly breathe! I don't know what's funnier, the hilarious comments of 'patafarians' or the comments of stupid creationists who think that people here actually believe in the Flying Spaghetti Monster, and are too dumb to realize that the FSM was made up to illustrate the ridiculousness of religion and believing in things like talking snakes and a man living inside a whale!
ChiTown7721 1 year ago 55
@ChiTown7721 exactly! FINALY somone who is smart enough to figure it out LOL!
tylord521 1 year ago
@ChiTown7721 In case you haven't found it on the website, here is the hatemail section. venganza.org/category/hate-mail/
I never walk away from my computer with out a laugh. There is far more comments so you'll never have a completely terrible day again. I hope you enjoy
Ramen <3
AmiTheWaffle 9 months ago
@AmiTheWaffle Thanks! I can always use a good laugh after a long day of work. Ramen.
ChiTown7721 9 months ago
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@ChiTown7721 The day will come when the mystical generation of Jesus, by the Supreme Being as his father, in the womb of a virgin, will be classed with the fable of the generation of Minerva in the brain of Jupiter.
-THOMAS JEFFERSON
1823
selubria 8 months ago
@ChiTown7721
NO! FSM IS FOR REAL! JUST READ THE HOLY MENU AND YOU WILL SEE IT IS THE TRUTH! RAMEN!
June28July 8 months ago
@ChiTown7721 Are you SERIOUS?? ofcourse we actually believe in the flying spaghetti monster, FUCK YOU
pickupthePWN 7 months ago
if she dosnt change her ways she will have an eternity of stale beer and strippers with stds, oh well.
FallenOntop 1 year ago
arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr how dare ye question the one the saucy the delicious spaghetti monster ramen me mateys!
TheWhiteOp 1 year ago
To non-believers of the Flying Spaghetti Monster:
May you be touched by his noodley appendage.
RAmen.
Aman184 1 year ago 5
Look, all ye non-believers!... Even the news is taking notice of the one true Lord.
They give him praise because they can't deny Him. Deep down they realise that Pastafarianism is the only way to eternal beefy happiness.
FSM akbaaaar!!!
Stebsey1 1 year ago 2
esp with red wine
thepixieful 1 year ago
delicious with red wine...........absolutely a religious experience......can reinact leonardo paintings. read the History of Art together on holidays, I had no idea it would effect me so........
thepixieful 1 year ago
HOW DARE YOU! I HAVE BEEN TOUCHED BY HIS NOODLEY APPENDAGE, AND IT CHANGED MY LIFE!
beehappy718 1 year ago 3
Pastafarians preferr saucey wenches.
;p
SinnFein4ever 1 year ago
it's not a joke, may his noodlely appendage save her...
louisuniverse 1 year ago 5
In FSM we trust.
Exogenesix19 1 year ago
this is a religion for stoners
iAirsoft69 1 year ago
The FSM is not a joke you CNN flatchested bitch! May you recive 69 lashes from his noodley appendages! Wait..... she might like that!
ricklicks42 1 year ago 5
@ricklicks42 well she will get tomatosauce on her shirt, hard to remove those stains
gix500 1 year ago
I cried tears of joy when His noodliness touched my forehead with His etheral, noodly appendage. We should lead by example and show love to the Christians for they know not what they worship. We need to be kind to them and open their eyes to the 'One true' God.
Hail meatsauce, full of beef. The Spaghetti Monster (Pasta Be Upon Him) is with you...
Ramen
Stebsey1 1 year ago
Zekester3000 i believe that you are the one who is deluded. your God is gonna make you a slave to do his evil biding just like Moses and his brother. forced to kill your fellow humans for the rest of your life. forever trapped. your God is a Goa'uld. your god offers slavery and forced worship. mine offers beer volcanoes and a stripper factory. He made me human. and he wants me to act human. your god says he made you human but then says it's a sin. WTF! the FSM is clearly the true creator.
RAQueenNicole 1 year ago 5
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I was probed by a noodle. I am the chosen one. Worship me.
DrDavenstein 1 year ago
I was probed by a noddle. I am the chosen one.
DrDavenstein 1 year ago
THIS IS BLASPHEMY!!!
adamTstop 1 year ago
@adamTstop this is sparta!
tovartalero 1 year ago
May the non-believers be stricken by His Noodly Appendage. Ramen.
basball04 1 year ago
it's not a joke. the FSM is real and he loves us. if he didn't we would all just float away. RAmen
RAQueenNicole 1 year ago 122
@RAQueenNicole Very clever but you dont fool me - you have revealed yourself for what you are - a Ramen worshiper! Your sect (your faction) is revealed with a little research... "Ramen" into google or Wikipedia. We agree on noodliness but who is the real noodle... Ramen is false - the true noodle is Spaghetti of water and flour which sprang forth from Italy; not the yellow Ramen of the far East and Orient... repent your false and unorthodox noodle - let us all stand united under one noodle.
origin8 11 months ago
@origin8 Call a sauceade upon the filthy reformers! Ramen is a false noodle! We must eradicate their filth from our peaceloving spagettìst people! We must storm the heathen kitchens and destroy Ramen before it is to late! NOODLEWAAAAARRRRRR!!!!!!
evildeathmonkey1 8 months ago
@RAQueenNicole Does Allah or Yahweh has a youtube channel? well I do.
FlyingSpaghettiMoner 9 months ago 40
@FlyingSpaghettiMoner The whole is there a god debate could be put to rest with one good book signing tour. Maybe a few concerts from jesus. A magic show off vs him Penn & Teller. He should be able to handle 2 on one.
mistereveready 8 months ago
@FlyingSpaghettiMoner allah and yahweh are the same god. genius
teh5abiking 3 months ago
this is about the stupidest thing i have ever seen and i am so relieved that this is a joke
Zekester3000 1 year ago
@Zekester3000 wait, are you discriminating my religion?
HelloKityfan 1 year ago
@HelloKityfan You actually believe in this? Seriously? Flying pasta? Really? There is a God out there, and he is not the FSM. Turn to Christianity, my friend. There you will find love comfort, and rightousness. He, Jesus, will save you from the fiery depths of hell.
Zekester3000 1 year ago
@Zekester3000 XD i dont believe there's a fsm, but i do believe its not at all different from what religion has become today, especially in the three big monotheistic ones and all their derivations and cults. Its a parody religion-actually, if youre open minded enough you"ll look it up instead of declaring it BLASPHEMY and then trying to recruit ppl to the christian side.
HelloKityfan 1 year ago
@Zekester3000 wow... you just don't get it do you?
djjaudon 11 months ago
RAmen
TheSkateShack 1 year ago
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I wish I could touch her with my noodley appendage.
asdfqwerty2190 1 year ago
everything cnn sayes is a lie, hail his noodleness R'Amen
slipknot78yahoowe 1 year ago
RAmen !
Yazunora 1 year ago
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hectorglz 1 year ago
Sing to Bob Marley's Redemption Song: " All pirates eat spaghetti...sometimes with a knife and fork.......please sprinkle me plate with parmesan....and a little garlic...... Sometimes my taste buds feel strong... with the help of some hot sauce..... My tongue quivers with anticipation....triumphantly..... Won't you help me sing...these songs of pasta..... I twirl it on my fork.....Spaghetti song......Spaghetti song."
velveetaslingshot 1 year ago
We can only how she get's touched by his noodley appendage.
imanerd36 1 year ago
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DUM FUCKS ONLY 1 SAVIOR AND THAT IS JESUS CHRIST YOU FUCKING ASSHOLES
mikenjennifer 1 year ago
@mikenjennifer Ha.
AZVolume 1 year ago
@mikenjennifer Oh how Christian of you, calling us "FUCKING ASSHOLES", have fun in your hell.
buffdude623 9 months ago 3
Wtf ? This is madness! Fsm is not a joke!
DyeTyme 1 year ago
All you doubters of the flying spaghetti monster how do you think we got here and why are there short people clearly it is because the fsm is holding them down. Those fools will see someday when they see his noodly face and they will remember that I warned them ! RAMEN
krissy4nik 1 year ago
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its no joke!
Marth0nfire 1 year ago