Sweet Heart Your Bald !

[iBurgie]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA­

[Lisaee7611]

LOL. Your videos keep me crying laughing.

[285507]

I love you

[MTN9301]

oh.my.gawd. LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[metallicbluenails]

LOL "somebody took the goddamn liberty and justice for all bitch"

[TopBosstv]

You talk really fast!

[realityshowdiva]

Lol. You had me rolling! Absolute comedian. Thanks. I needed that.lol

[xxbabip00kie10xx]

lmaoo... if you don't like trident.. then try some dentine!!

[TheEculp]

I am reading the comments and I am crying laughing.

[Craftmaster456]

This was Funnny!

[509babygurl]

"Her breath left me breathless" hahahaha lmao too funny.....killed it lol

[adizup2date]

lol

[dandotcom1989]

omg......this video KILLS me everytime! never gets old lol

[jp1232341]

possibly your pinky fell in your butthole and picked up some feces some fecel matter

[Jbunnyrabbit]

This vid was one of the classics

[ImSoBadUrSooNot]

that lady was a lie cuz i love me my damn darknlovely perm && the rest of the products they make..keeps my shit darknlovely

[beautynmyheart]

LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[Fav5Chocolate]

This video got my to subcribe and watch every single video you've evr posted! My mother and I cried laughing all 14 times we watched it!

[TasiaAlexis]

hahahahahhahahahhahhahahahahah­hahahahahah

[KorinneAddison]

Everything he says is hilariousssss. I love him. lmfao

[happybaptiste234]

idk him but i love him so much he so funny

lol bobin and weavin love dat part

[CeCeRyda18]

This Video IS THE BEST... I've been laughing at this for a year!

[keezleez]

the title already killed me.

[gail1lover]

come closer, come close...is she fucking Ne-yo now...hahahahah XD

[ThatPrettyMixBitch]

LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO !!!! QAADIR IS SO FUNNY OMG !!!

[yuriphillips1]

you funny talkin bout some fieesees some figle matter

[yuriphillips1]

you so funny taling bout fieesee figle matter

[allisonemma1]

im dead!!!! lhfh!!!! bob & weaving her breathe! what?!!

[jellybeen]

"Somebody took the fuckin liberty, and justice for all, bitch..." CTFU!!!!!

[reppindat876]

LEGENDARYYYYYY

[AlennaLuv]

YOU R THE BEST

hahaha this was hella funny

[vilma8465]

this guy is hella funny

[taters7895]

you're*

[simonebabiixo13]

LMAOOO ! omg I love you so much <3 I can watch this so many times and still laugh ! You're great!

[iiHatezDomii]

by the clumps....hahaha

[BTheChrissy]

I Just Cried.. Messed up my Mascara! He's a character!!!!

[KieanaDanielle]

lmaoo "her Breath , left me Breathless" HILARIOUS

[ulala9898]

"your pinky fell into your butthole"...OMFG

[ulala9898]

"bitch do you know when I scrolled...to the top of her head" OMG

[ulala9898]

i'm tryna ditch and dodge her goddamn breath bitch...*faints*

[ulala9898]

"now...can we just talk about her breath for a minute." LOL

[pipeslinga21]

@ulala9898 lol. i know right

[baybiisk]

I wish I had a friend like you. <3

You're more than hilarious! &your other videos such as the bullying one is so inspiring.

thanks for everything, you legend. :-) xx

[MontiaVixen]

is she fuckin neyo now..lmao

[Dejahbby318]

I'm Crying Laughing LMBO

[behold1987]

YOU ARE U SERIOUSLY HILARIOUS!!!! I CANT EVEN POINT Out wat part was the best.....i swear keep this is up cuz u have me rolling i swear i would love to spend a day with u cuz u are that fnny....btw 3:00-3:13 had me on tears LOLLLLLL...love the use of vocab u do it best boo..im defntly a fan of urs u go gurl!!!

[MsLivelaughlove02]

her brefff leffff me breafflessss !!!!!! hehe (;

[makenziie1226]

i love her use of vocabulary!!!!!

[NeNeHill7]

LOL! "To her credit I will say this, for the 20 pieces of hair that she had on her head they were straight. Ok, but I don't really too much care about that. I wanna know what happened to the other 20,000 that fell the hell out!" LMBO. XD Love this video.

[DCfan4life]

@NeNeHill7 ikr

[MrLamont12]

"PUT IT DOWN HOOONEY PUT IT DOWWWWWN HOONEY! COME CLOSA COEM CLOSA!"

[iGLOW522]

Im gonna kick your fucking little ass. lmfaoooo

[TAPAIE101]

"No Tea. No Shade . Youre Breath Is Rancid. And its Pungent. And its fumigating the whole situation"

"Im not being siddity when i say this, but please dont touch my face because i dont too much know you. And im looking at you fucking nails. and they are dirty *pause* i dont give a fuck what you have to say. Theyre Dirty.

[cobainbride]

: D bahaha -classic! x

[MIWforlife]

your finger must have fell in to your buthole and got some fecies in it

[rvggarcon]

"I'm being viciously attacked? Assaulted? At god damn CVS? In the perm section?" LMAO!!!!!!

[jaynuck16]

We miss these videos man you are not the same anymore

[GorgeouzTy]

LMFAOO; NIGGA SAID "COME CLOSER-IS SHE NEYO"

[keleisebaby]

lol 'her breth kicked my two front teeth out"

[jjjjjager98]

does the gum have to bee trident layers?

[jjjjjager98]

2:48 just makes me wanna pee myself

[needfbsponsers]

is this a ghurl or boi

[chichibaybee93]

@needfbsponsers - If you have to figure out this person's gender, you shouldn't be on his channel -__- Don't get me started on that spelling either.

[needfbsponsers]

@chichibaybee93 im just askin..so gtf...

[chichibaybee93]

#DEAD

[1691christian]

omg when he started wispering about her skulp LMAO 4:12

[11PurplePretty]

you are too funny (she only got 20 strands of hair , what happened to the other 20,000!!!!!!!!!!!!!)

[trinano1fan]

"come closer honey come clooossseerrr " who is this bitch Neyo now ??

her hair was pretty daammmaaageed like danity kaaaannnneee .

LMFAO !!!! my two favorite parts .

[KBmodelUSA]

Her pinky fell WHERE?!?! Lol

[personality1985]

LMAOOOO "Pulled a Micheal Jackson and Diana Ross on dat ass, hit right on down the road to the hair care and supply aisle"

[YungJRoc203]

ill give it to her the 20 pieces of hair that she had left were st8 but im worried about the other 20,000 that have fallen out!!

[xMeAndMyBlackParadex]

"her breath...left be breathless" XD lmfao!

[lol777000]

sooo this is a guy????

[xMeAndMyBlackParadex]

@lol777000 yes

[kxlot79]

omg. got my ab workout laughing at this! hilarious

[phattygirl1383]

omg the last 30 seconds was toooo funny.

[LaDyDr4ma]

I swear this never gets old. I watch it so often but always giggle.

[AFordTv]

OH LAWD! I can't handle it... this shit is HILARIOUS! Good damn day bitch!

[xystanfordxy]

this is sooo damnnn hilaroussssssssssssssssss...lm­aoo..omggg hahahah

[Deprieshia]

When I scrolled to the top of her head she had some soggy ass toilet tissue. LMBO. What in the what? LMBO

[Honidipped]

20 pieces of hair ... were str8 lol!!

[DaeLv4Rk]

dwfl... (tears)

[Allieyhoe]

LMAOOOOOOOOOOOO

[simplychante]

YOOOOOOOOOOOO WHY DI DHE HAVE TALK ABOUT HER PINKY PLUNGING INTO HER BUTT AND THE FECAL MATTER BEING UNDER HER NAILS!!! IM DYING OVER HERE FOR REAL!!!!!

[NGodsEyes]

Lmbo oh my God you are so funny, the daily things you go through & post on youtube are hilarious

[uhohitsjazzo]

Lmaoooooooooo the reference too the crayons I cried real tears. Fyi.

[knightowlly]

A favorite quote from this video: 'To her credit, for the 20 pieces of hair she had on her head...they were straight. But I don't 2 much care about that. What I want to know is...what happened to the other 20,000...that fell the f@&! OUT?? STILL makes me laugh hysterically!

[msmjtube]

"HER BREATHE LEFT ME BREATHLESS!!!" LMAO THIS VIDEO IS STILL FUNNY!

<3 TIMAYA

[TheTHINNERALBUM]

OMG. That was the best 7:40 seconds I have ever spent on Youtube. FUNNY AS HELL.

[sheszahustla]

LMFAO THIS IS TRULY AND HONESTLY HILARIOUS . I CAN`T TAKE IT .

[lolita513]

I have 2 watch this vid @ least twice a wk i live for this story!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[MariaAdelina]

this is my favorite vid of yours. i come back to it all the time when i need a good laugh.

[slickmatt2]

just want you to know that i watch all your videos all the time, they make me laugh soo much. thank you for that :)

[contiliopi]

xD you are one of the funniest people on youtube

[demisDINOS]

Can we just talk about her breath for a minute? LMAO!

[KeepTrue56]

two years later im still dying of laughter watching this vid.

[whatchulookingatshaw]

4:19 - 4:40 Gets me everytime !

[chlonn2cute4u]

@whatchulookingatshaw omggggggggg ME TOOOOOOOOOO LMBOOO!!!!!!!!!!! u are so RIGHT!!!!

[bxjay164]

i wanna know about the other 20,000 that fell off your head

[TWEETYJ09]

HER BREATH LEFT ME BREATHLESS...UUGGGGGGHHHHHH!!!­I'M DYING OVER HERE.LMAO!!!!

[tigerlily879]

LMFAOLMFAOLMFAOLMFAOLMFAO!!!!!­!!!!!!!!

[taelorlauren90]

OMFG I LOVE THIS VIDEO!! <3

[KeepingItReal66441]

Whoever thinks 3:00 to 3:13 is PRICELESS please thumbs up!!! LOL!!!

[smartdummy98]

"JHER BREATHE LEFT ME BREATHLESS" LMFAO

[MsLeeLee2500]

"for the 20 pieces of hair she had, they were straight..." *dies*

[greenbabey123]

lmaoo '' perhaps when you was wiping your ass ,your pinky felll in to your butthole,and picked up some species LMFAOOO>.<

[danceislife716]

still kills me!

[MIZZCUTIEPIE4LYIFE]

lmfaooooooooooo



[Misslori29]

man all the gay ones kute (kute honey)

[CrissyPoohful]

Her Breath Left Me Breathless This Dude Is H I L A R I O U S !

[amariproductions123]

this is soooo freakin funny great story

[Ezm23]

I always have to put down my drink when I watch your vids, or it'll be all over. rollin atm.

[candykathy19]

SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO FUNNY!! hahahhaa :)

[iLOVEnyYaDiqq]

ORS Olive Oil perm is the bestttttt (: ♥

[knightowlly]

I'm not being siddidy when I say this, but please don't touch my face because I don't even too much know u....and, I'm looking at your f!@king nails, and they are dirty! I don't care what the f!@k u have to say, they're dirty.....LOL!! LOL!!!!

[shannynification]

melted crayons....i live



[ThePooh0987]

if you don'/t like the trident...... THEN TRY THE GODDAMN DENTINE!!!!

MY BUTT FELL OFF.

[sexitriana]

OMG this dude said her breathe kicked out his two frnt teeth to funny

[LoveChiinaDoll]

Lmfao..Hell Nawhh ! :D

[TheSinger269]

You are so funny real talk on this one I love your video's real talk

[SupaDanTM]

this video has my near death, i cant remember the last time i laughed so hard!

[justiceforall94]

im going to kick your fucking lil ass...

[Deprieshia]

Edward scissor hands. LMBO For the twenty pieces of hair that was on her head they were straight. OMG. LMBO

[whatchulookingatshaw]

Pause at 6:40 LMFAO ROTFLMFAO !

[spykerspyder]

"And justice for all, bitch." Man you are so hilarious.

"Is she fuckin' Ne-Yo now?" L M A O

I agree about folks touching your face or touching in general. DON'T FUCKING TOUCH ME.

[ihaveproblemsss]

grave disease????????? grave disease???? HAHAHAHAHAHA you are without a doubt the funniest person i have ever met you need your own show like seriously.

[ihaveproblemsss]

OMG I can't breath...... I seriously can't breath LMAO!!!!!!

[popazz1]

I want his babies,and I'm a MAN,lol! He is DIVINE beyond words!

[chevon1920]

Lol, I watched this video forever ago and I had no clue who the fluck danity kane was, I just randomly found out and I find this even funnier.

[ZeeFlawz]

"little ass" lmfao.

[TheMorgz14]

"be that as it may"

[paintmelovely]

"her scalp was pretty damaged like danity kane" LMAO!!! OMG, LOL!!!!

[ThatBoyCanJig]

You funny ass hell

[PrettySi93]

I am going to assumed that it is dog cat and or pig shit...I was DYING.!!

[KeepTrue56]

LMAO 3:03 "im trying to ditch and dodge her gotdamn breath"

[euniqha]

this is the qaadir that i love ! and miss

[northwestisthebomb]

0:40-0:58, and 3:28-3:43 best parts lol

[CrissyPoohful]

Her Breath WAS Kickinq LOL

[iTellyy]

LMAOOO

[honeybee1226]

I'm dying right now this is way to hilarious

[Mavado89]

Her breath was kickin......Breathless? FUCKING GENIUS.

[brownsuga800]

y are your eye lashes lookn like some melted ass cryans!!! lama

[lala1733kissmyfeet]

hahahahahaha

[Ariana0999]

lololololololol i luv him, he's hilarious!

[RandomShowTv]

hurr bbbreethhee

[Virgo91594]

I dont care if its your lunch, or if you have a stomach c o n d i t i o n....LMFAO!!!

[kutiepie2k6]

this is what i do, i do this for a loving ya know I DO THIS FOR A LIVING HELLOOOOOOO !! lmaoo so funny

[liveelovelaugh1]

"somebody took the liberty (and justice for all, bitch)" lol I love you

[CloneOhHigh]

I watch this and "Why I failed my math class" religiously, once every week. Q I love you! You are so funny!

[YGoody88]

LMAO 

[RandomShowTv]

feces, fecal matter

[jmsflyXdvd]

I'm at tacobell watching this, trying so hard not to laugh and look crazy lol

[MusikkIzMiLiffee]

1:12  quyyyrrrlacka! ROFL

[missjordynn]

ahahahahaha hilariouuss 

[EARL131141]

"Girl, GOOD DAMN DAY!" LOVE YOU QAADIR! =)

[LizzyMiss96]

I actually love u :D

[boyfriendgurl]

The worst common denominator. lol!!!

[leslimd]

lmfao...love your videos quadir....funny as hell

[TheBraziliantV]

"viciously attacked? assaulted? at goddamn cvs? in the perm section?" ahhaah this dude is hilarious!

[dsim200000]

@TheBraziliantV yeah!!!

[SamariahSwaqq]

1:10-1:15 lmao...! Aaah yhu are too much.!

[SoulMuzikify]

Why is this STILL funny to me? LMBO

[RoofieOnTheRocks]

@SoulMuzikify I watch this video every month or two. I am waiting for it to stop being hilarious. Hasn't happened yet!

[SoulMuzikify]

@RoofieOnTheRocks LMBO!!! Right! I have seen this SOOOO many times and I am too!!!

[woohoobananas]

i'm fucking crying omggg

[nenechicka]

'your eyelashes look like melted crayons." kmsl.

[iballvep]

It's "you're" now "your".

[kekeSokute]

Lmaoo! "wtf are u Neo" come closer

[iiHatezDomii]

You don't see people facial reaction when you talk to them? You don't see that before you open your mouth they was looking like this " :] " then after you open your mouth they was like this " :} " GET SOME TRIDENT GUM, if you don't like the trident THEN, try some got damn dentin, & if you don't like it then try some got damn ALTOIDS. lol

[ItsGabrielleHoe]

lmaooo @ soggy ass toilet tissue

[TIFFNY2011]

omggggggggggg i love this video! lmao



[woometoobaybee]

Omqq this shit qot mhee Weakkkkk !!!!!!!!!

[Euryalus100]

THIS VID MADE ME FUCKING CRY!! LMFAO!

[mzshikap1988]

"perhaps when you were wiping your ass your pinkey fell into your butt hole and picked up some feces"...lmfao!!! I fell out!!!!!!! smh smmfh!!!!!!