Ada Rascala How dare you call me a die hard turb- fan of Shivajirao Gayakwad a madrassa bred pakistani. On the contrary I am Madras Bred, Saidapeth Material. Mind it, you better mind it. And please read between the lines. The name clown was not meant for Chetti
@theProudMoslim ...... kyun wapas pitna chahte ho india se??? . there are some dialogues in bollywood movies against pakistan and they absolutely fit in this scenario for your people ...... in movie LAKSHYA there is a dialogue when a soldier tells hrithik roshan that dont get complacent after winning a war because the tendencies of pakistanis is to keep coming back for more ..... thats exactly the case here with you when you talk about war .... we beat you in 65,71 and 99 and now you want more..
@theProudMoslim .... KASH KI KOI EK SAMAJHDAR PAKISTAN HOTA ISS DUNIYA MEIN ... WAISE BAHUT HAI .... LEKIN KAASH YOUTUBE PE COMMENT KARNE WALE PAKISTANI SAMAJHDAR HOTA ..... you dont understand such a simple thing that if you won in all the wars then today kashmir would have been your part ...... and its not your fault buddy .... some good pakistani scholars have exposed it on tv how you people are taught the wrong history in your schools ..... i can understand your frustration .....
@iluvdrewbrees Pakistan mae samjhdar bhot hae,is liyae wo pathar ki puja nahi kar tae..
Kashmir is already Pakistan's Part,& if U think that we never won the war bcs not all Kashmir in our control now,so U also dont have the control in all over J&K!!!so by this sense U also never won a war!!!
&we R not frustrated,....&do U know my son that we leave India bcs we need an enemy to make weapons & build strong Army & weapons, bcs we need excuse to make military Power,or els we would destroy it
@theProudMoslim ... hahahahahah .... thats the biggest joke i have heard today ..... military power .... KHUDKA GHAR TO SAMBHALNE KI AUKAD NAHI.... PICHLE 64 SAAL SE AMERICA SE BHIK MAANG RAHE HO ...... and you say that you want military satisfaction .....buddy, plz, think about stabilizing pakistan .... plz dont waste your time thinkin about destroying india coz we both know that pakistan does not have the balls to do that ...
@iluvdrewbrees kon kehta hae k pichlae 64 sal amrika sae bheek mangrahae hae, amrika nae hum sae 60 Billion USD udhar liya hae jo os ko wapis karna hae, tou hum apnae hae maqroozo sae bheek mangingae!!!...LOL
and if we want to destroy India thn we would did it before, but we want India now to make excuse 4biulding our military & strong power then rule the world, our legs on India & eyes in America & Europe!!!!
@theProudMoslim .... hahahahahah ..... i am convinced now that you are hallucinating on an overdose of conspiracy theories from zaid haimd ..... WOH KHUD TO PAGAL HAI AUR APNE FOLLOWERS KO BHI PAGAL KAR DETA HAI YEH SAABHIT HO GAYA AAJ ... TARAS AATA HAI MUJHE AAP PAR ..... AMERICA NE 60 BILLION USD UDHAR LIYA AUR WOH BHI PAKISTAN SE??? .... hahahahahahahaha ...... god help you my friend ...... continue living in own fool's paradise ..... ALLAH AAPKO AUR PAKISTAN KO BACHAAYE ...... goodbye!!
@iluvdrewbrees yes, america nae Pakistan sae 60Billion USD liyatha, F16 air crafts ki trade mae, lakin F16 nahi diya, baad mae sirf 2 old F16 diya jo 60Billion USD ki cost nahi hae, pihr bola aap wheat lae lae, lakin wo bhi nahi diya, so she have to return it to us!!!
& I dont know why U guys give importance to Zaid Hamid, we think he is just a normal Pakistani,
but see how U guys fear even our normal people.....
@theProudMoslim .... abe bhik me mile F16 ko trade baat raha hai .... and 60 billion and that too what 20-30-40 years ago .... hahahahah ... you defense budget in 2011 is $6.4 billion and you are talking about a purchase of 60 billion worth of F16s .... hahahahah .... watch?v=VINYjqA0t0g&feature=related .... plz watch this video .... there are two more parts to it ... plz watch it .... and we dont fear zaid hamid .... we think his conspiracy theories are extremely comical thats y we watch him ..
@iluvdrewbrees defense budget ka is trade mae koi taloq nahi hae, zaroori nahi hae k hum defense budget k mutabiq trade karae, hum budget barah bhi saktae hae gata bhi, hamari defense ka koi specific budget nahi hae!!
or wo koi bheak nahi hae, hamarae apnae pesae hae, hum bhala q apnae hi maqroozo sae bheek mangingae??????!!!!!
and Zaid Hamid popular in India more than in Pakistan & its mean U guys fear Him, or minimum give some importance to His theories ......
@theProudMoslim .... alright thats it .... i had a conversation with you coz i thought you are a sensible literate pakistani but your last comment has proved me wrong .... anywaz, AAP KHUSH RAHE YEH MAANKAR KI PAKISTAN INDIA KO TABAH KAR DEGA ..... we are advancing by the day and we have our own internal problems that we need to solve .... AAP INDIA KE SAATH JUNG KARNE KI BAAT KARTE RAHI ..... god bless you and you wont get any response from me anymore ..... goodbye!!
zaid hamid ye lode ka loda cut kar ke...bhangan ko khila do ye chutiya ye sab se badha or ish log sab se bade chutiye sab pakistani jo ye chutiye ko sun te he...ZAID HAMID FUCK.....OFF...
Lundianz every one Knowz Terrorists in Pakistan are SHEMALI ITHEDIIZZ muther fucker, trained by RAW in indian (LUNDISTAN) Consulates in Afghanistan and funded by mother fucker America and PIGS Israel.
We can cut short India in the size of SeriLanka, watch Some ZAID HAMID vidz avail able on U-tube..
ha ha hha ha ha ha h lundianz Dreamerzzzzzzzzz lol....
GAY HIND
Remember Khalistan, and Dis-satisfied minorities in inda... A clue to Lundianzz. be-aware...
How dare all you hindu zionists agents of raw and mosad make fun of this great man. u al should be ashamed of yourselves. u al should be aware of 1 thing, if u continue to do this, the pakistani Government has threatened to send this one man army called Zaid Hamid to the bordrs of India. Imaine wht wil happen to al th so cald hindu zionist members of BJP armies of yours. You all should know that not even Rajnikant (Rajni Cant) and all his tricks can save you. And he is my favorite Clown.
@hatyogi ..... you comment about rajnikant shows that you are a typical madarrassa bred dumb pakistani jihadi ..... the rajnikant tricks are only in movies and has nothing to do with reality and you say that the tricks wont work when it comes to war with pakistan's one man army called Jahil hamid ....... hahahahahahahahah ...... issi liye to pakistan muh ke bal gira hua hai ..... because there are people like you living in it
har war pak ne start ki !!! kya result hai un sab ke ...
bheekh maang kar ladaiya kaise lad paaoge !!!
america se jo bheekh mili hai 63 saal me use kuch sahi se lagaya hota to uska paisa vaapis bhi karne ko soch sakte the baad me ..bas bheekh ko india se ladne me lagana hai ...chutiye kahi ke!!!
HA HA HA america aur India ney aisa bamboo kia key tum paki harami log apni muslim bhai taliban ke gand marne pey tule hue ho ... tum muslim haramio ek dusre ke gand maro aur jab dono ek dusre se chud jao ge tab India israel aur america ke sath milke tum paki muslim mo ko gang bang karenge
bhul gai India ne pakistan ki du tukre karke Bangladesh bana dia .. ab tum suar ke haramio balochistan ko khone ke liye taiyar ho jao
@haroon201010 madarchod harami pakio dekh lia humne tere ghar mein ghuske tere mehman srilankan cricket team ki aisi chudai ki pakistan mein puri cricket chud gai ... humne tere 10 terrorist kutto ko kutte ki maut mara par tum haramio ne ek bhi indian tigers ko pakar nahi paye jo tumahra mehman ki chudai ki .......
We are a multi religion, multi cultured society. This guy needs to realize that there are more muslims on this part of border than there. If they are really unhappy, why are they still living in India? Has he got an answer? No, because all his assumptions are based on ignorance. We as Indians love each other and that makes a nation. There are hardliners and problems but our strong democracy will help fix that.
This man is sick, anybody steeped is so much of hatred is sure psychological problem and needs cure, but it is unfortunate that whole of Pakistani Nation has become sick of these ideologies and therefore are self-destructive nation
we know u zaid very much. first naswer my mails. u r misguidind people.. u r agent ur self!!!!!11 go to hell.. satan!! u have to come in front of ALLAH. dont forget dramabaz.,,,,,,,,,,,
man if a Sikh is gona go into battle, where he knows he is going to die, he will where his turbine and not wear a safron band on his hand but a kirpan in his hand. LOL what a clown, this zaid hamid is,
A forthcoming Lollywood science-fiction blockbuster directed by Zaid Hamid, produced by Dr. Shahid Masood, and staring Maria B., Ali Azmat, Hamid Gul, Irfan Siddiqui, and Yoda.
Porkistan ki toh ab US ne bhi maarni chaaloo kari di hai..
Gaand mein dum nahi , hum kisi se kum nahi .. Porkistan has never been able to give a stable govt since independence.. One of the most corrupt nations in the world.. Paksitan-Punjab is No.1 in torturing and raping women ..Even Army rapes women and keep them as their *** slaves... One Prithvi missile and Porkistan will vanish from world map.. All they try to do is to insitigate others and beg developed countries for more money .
@Indiansailor we have sent a woman to space. Beside there is nothing on moon. So whats the big deal. We have to educate people first and decrease the poverty line. As it is much more important than going to moon, which is pointless and doesn't give you any advantage whatsoever. Unless you are planning to leave your land behind and settle up there on the moon.
beta such hamesha krrwa hota hai jb ZAID HAMID such bolta hai to tum logo ki gand phtti hai aur phr apne dar ko iss trhan ki bkwas mein zahir krte ho kher lun pe chro sub indians PAKISTAN ZINDABAD
Porkistan ki toh ab US ne bhi maarni chaaloo kari di hai..
Gaand mein dum nahi , hum kisi se kum nahi .. Porkistan has never been able to give a stable govt since independence.. One of the most corrupt nations in the world.. Paksitan-Punjab is No.1 in torturing and raping women ..Even Army rapes women and keep them as their *** slaves... One Prithvi missile and Porkistan will vanish from world map.. All they try to do is to insitigate others and beg developed countries for more money .
hahahahaha.........cant stop laughing man....he sud b given a break as comedian in hollywood/bollywood.....if a defence anlalysts r like this i can imagine the standard of paks intellectuals.....hahahaha...plz somebody punch me ma stomach r paining cant stop laughing....
@shiekheazam Sadly consiparcy is what you are fed by your media. Wake up, get out of the control of the Arab jihadists who are using you as pawns. Remember you have Hindu ancestry too, hate Hindus = self hate!
So from what you said "we are not proud of our ancestory", do you mean to say you are ashamed of yourself or feel you are inferior because you are not Arab? I wish you have an experience to live in an Arab country like I have, then you will see how Arabs treat non-Arab Muslims be they Indians, Pakistanis or Bangladeshi. Then you will see to them you are just another kaffir to them, sorry for the harsh but honest language. Final comment, never be ashamed of who you are.
Sorry man, I think what you are saying is wrong. Panee Pat is not Pakistan's history, It is Afghanistan's Pushtons' history. Do not try to bring Pakistanis' into it. You are slaves and will remain slaves for life.
we r the most ancient civilization,ya u r most old faishoned, narrow minded nation so?
we defeated u all times & we r a Potential Superpower
lolz nice jokes, DEFEAT & Super Power.. if u wana live in fantacy,Pakistan has NO Problem wid it.
no one believes u now. ve seen much of india in Slumdog.
@ kingcobrra007
Thank God that Porkistan has got such dirty creator. Pity pity,poor kingcobrra, Pakisan has got such dirty creator that many INGLORIOUS INDIANS listen n watch
I know how your military, Pakistan Military etc are running the country dry. I have seen hundreds of thousands of people sleeping on the streets of Bombay-. Emaciated kids with distended bellies, men and women without ANY medical care......so keep dreamng for your "empire" All the growth money is going towards military enhancement on both sides, while the people stay hungry. Go out of the city and look at the poverty stricken shanty towns without electricity for hours.
You have a nick of "Indian Empire" and its me who is a comedian??? Keep dreaming dude, and keep starving half your population under the pretext of making an "empire" I dont like what Zahid has said, and I also feel that you are dreaming.
Yes, his posture on this particular topic was pretty weird. BUT- your youtube name is as weird! Indian Empire???Giv me a break- millions of people in India, Pakistan, Bangldesh and Sri Lanka are living in apalling conditions. The subcontinent can become an empire of half starving people, nothing more. Too many people, too little food. None of these countries have any chance of becoming a decent country, let alone an empire!!
Please somebody punch me in the face. I cant stop laughing. Damn damn! this guy is hilarious. I pity Pakistani media who have these kind of guys on there shows. I must say the ratings must be touching roof but the comedy isnt of very good standards... oh! but that suffice for pakistanis because they dont have bigger standards either.
they talk abt muslims ruling india fr abt 1000yrs.....thy forget tht non-muslims ruled the whole subcontinent fr the prev, 5000yrs,we r the most ancient civilization..ths subcontinent is called Indian Subcontinent fr a reason....
& why shud India hav complex we r the most successful in every field,we defeated u all times & we r a Potential Superpower
whereas pak is a failed,bankrupt,anarchic country run by taliban 7 suicide bombers
Pakistan is the biggest Randi of the world! It sucks Arab cock, while giving a hand-job to the Chinese & getting fucked in the Ass by the Americans. Pretty soon, it will get gang-raped by the whole world.Delusional & moronic Pakistanis think they can survive in a fight against India. Bhenchodon, sons of swines,? the fact is pak is shithole of a country , bankrupted. 50% of its territory is not even under its control.Take a bowl & start begging, u mother-fucking, cock-sucking bastards!
I agree sir completely! cold december saale..tu zaid hamid jaise haraami ka agent hi hoga aur is jaise ullu ke patthhe ki idiotic theories tujh bhi uske jaise hi ullu ke pathhe support kar sakte hai!!hahaha mazzee le tera desh poori duniya k saamne nanga ho raha hai..soch le kispe has raha hai apne upar ya baakiyon par?
ha ha ha immature indinz u r exposed so ur reaction is natural. Jst keep away frm dez knd of stuff. U people r 2 immature to undrstnd it jst shut ur bloody mouthes & njoy wid ur singing & dancing u can do only dat
sab indianz sun lo pahle itne mature ho jao k Dr Zaid ki bat ko samaj sko agr nai samaj ati ya bot zada sharmindgi hti he sn k to na sno apne nach gaane me masruf raho tmhee bolne ki koi zrurt nai he
gaane is ullu ke pathe ke hilarious theories se to zyaada badhiya hote hain..tujhe kaise pata, tu sunta hai? waise is haraami logic waale se pehle ye bhi pooch le ki tera islam isko allow karta hai ya nahi:::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::D
:) bohat ziada ghusa aa raha he? to apni gov say bol kyon karaya tha bombay drama. jab tum log aisi harkatain kar ke hamaray uper ilzam lagao gay to aisay hi jawab milengay.
aur waisay bhi mr. zaid baat logic say kartay hen. tumharay bharat varma say bhi to behs hwi thi wo to aisay hi idher udher ki jhar raha tha. jab wo behs nahi kar saka to tum kia behs karo gay.
mere bache ko gussa char gya he. tu ek kaam kr TV on kr koi movie laga ya gaane laga tu isi laik he. Tu ne ek comment dia tha k "ye PAK ka b-grade media he hame ye dekhne ki koi zrurat nai" To bhai tje kon kh raha k k tu ye dekh. Tu movies dekh yar tu us k lye bana he. hahaha bechara sharminda ho gya sory yar me Zaid Hamid ki taraf se sory khta hu tje itna zalil nai krna chahiye tha.hahahahahahahahah...............
i think you dont watch media. we are beating talibans and defeating them in tribal areas. they are the talibans(tehreek e taliban pakistan) who are mostly indian,isreali,american agents trying to break pakistan mind this. the orignal talibans are in afghanistan and never came to pakistan. so, in short words we are defeating india,isreal,america. in tribal areas.
media tht u watch is not a reliable enitity so the Zaid Hamid kind, is b-grade media in pakistan n dosnt feature on the grade list in the world at all so we dont need to watch at all..great dude so now you come out with ur own conspiracy theory, daadi waale, shariya impose karaane waale mullah talibans are indians, israelis etc.m rolling on the floor laughing...pakis r d most insecure ppl n d planet ibt this 1 was really funny.60 yrs of being totally islamic u still r struggling with ur identity
so which media is reliable?indian media? or american,isrealmedia?
everybody knows they all are against us so they cant be right about us cuz they will always show news what they want.
and as far as the shariya is concerned, it has been regulated in swat but inspite of that they(tehreek e taliban)were doing terrorism in that area cuz they dont want peace there so shariya was just lame excuse to fight. so pakistan again started operation and this time we will be over whelm on them with God's grace
And before talking about pakistan look inside ur country first. about 18 movements are going on in india. your hindu people killed and burnt 5000 muslims in gujrat, also killed lot of cristrians, dalits sikhs etc. and these things are happening daily in ur country.
we didnt kill or burn any hindu,sikh,christians comunity ever in history.
today we are no doubt in trouble because of war on terror. but everything willbe alright soon with God's grace.
nobody is with pakistan now, thts rite..coz u r isloated as a failed terrorist state in denial..u hv nthin to say abt taliban nw previously they wr americans, israelis in ur theory..u cn dream abt killin them only with american dollars tht ur army n president has to beg fr n then after getting bheek u say the americans r nt wid u? the prob actually is u r taught this nonsense abt israel jews, hindus in india n christian rite fr ur birth n islam dusnt allow u to qs it so its really not ur fault
this is only perception that ur media has revealed.
and as far as the dollars are concerned, we are fighting american war not our own. and they gave us money less than 10% of which we spent in their war. so, u cant say this is cuz of american dollars, infact it has been proven that americans dont have any control in more than 73% of afghanistan.
and that money which we took from imf that is just debt. we are giving intrust and we will pay them back.
please make up ur mind dude is it militants imported frm america or israel or india or imf now..i thought u came to accept they wr muslims at least..bt are they american muslims, coz surely only then only r u fighting america's war.. otherwise if they are homegrown islamic militants, then surely it shud be ur own war..ohh n btw..ask ur local maulana if borrowing money on interest is k?
ohhhh bt ask ur maulana's if thats allowed in islamic banking? whether it is haraam to borrow money on trust?
n yes thnx fr reminding abt india..thts the only defence u cn put up..u c first of all u dnt have any history beyond being 60 yrs as a mullah failed terrorist state..n otherwise jst look at demographics..almost remaining hindus, sikhs, n christians in pakistan were killed at the time of partition or forcibly converted..btw ur name is also malik ...ask ur dad or grandpa..maybe they r also converts..so i cn see where the inferiority complex is cumin frm n y u need to shout aloud tht u r muslim
you are forgetting something!!!! we ruled on all over india for more than 1000 years thats our history okay. and during that time there were peace and we didnt slaughter or burn any other comunity.
and hindus.sikhs,christians are living in pakistan very happily. there is no example when we slaughtered them but there are a lot of examples in ur history,
today, islam is fastest growing religion in the world espacially in europe and america. who is forcing them?? we are going to force them???
n btw if u mean the goons of aurangzeb or tuhglaq or nadir shah or several other losers who went about with looting the rich jewels of india or raping women after wars like mad animles.. or forcing indians to choose bw being killed or converting to islam ike ur great grandpas..then i suppose u need to go 2 better schuls..nd finally this modern day failed and beggar terrorist state n u being proud of its history is a great legacy.
well tht tells me hw much history u knw..well try searching for aurangzeb in google or wiki..u ll know fr urself.. n then go to the maulanas to confirm it
btw acc to ur logic any muslim anywhere in arabia cn claim to be the decsendant and declare that 'we ruled xxx fr xxxx nr of yrs coz i m a muslim and the leader ws also muslim'..frget the pst coz u cnt get history its obvious..try this..RULE pakistan fully atleast and then we ll talk abt what u hv ruled etc.
n islam being fastest growing tells me only tht muslims r over exercising their penises or r jst insecure n dey think everybody has to b islamized cz only then cn we bring shariya to wrld?
before partition india (which includes present day pakistan and bangladesh, which again was clipped of frm u a few decades ago) ws under the british.. before tht there ws mughal rule who wr kicked out by them..
u cn go ahead with ur hallucinations and crappy logics until eternity..bt if tht makes u feel better or somehow superior..than stay stupid in ur own wrld! and finally lets not talk past..today u cnt rule urself leave alone ruling some1 else
you talk about ruling haha keep this thng in ur mind that we muslims have ruled ovr u people for almost 1000 years that's why you have a complex in ur minds about the muslims. You know a time will come whn muslims again will have dominance on whole world. Mind it this will happen jst wait for that time your mouth will automatically be shut. 4 da time being u cn cary on wid dez knd ov comnts i dnt mind i enjoy it. Its a source of entrtainmnt 4 me & all of us hahaha. Or han tv on kr le hahahaha
India was ruled by Hindu kings for over 5000 years.. You half knowledged people live in some illusination about India.. Wait for some more time we will divide Baloch also!! Poor Pakistan..
The Indian "subcontinent" consists of about one BILLION starved, malnourished people who dont have enough to feed their children. Millions of people sleep on the streets of Bombay and hundreds of thousands probably go without two decent meals a day in Pakistan. I dont know which kings you are ranting about, but the subcontinent has been abused by almost all rulers for thousands of years. Everyone other than the people who were connected to the court have been made to starve.
just one more thing... for the person who edited and presented this video... if have some prove to which make him lier... then show it to the world.. gandoo logoo tum jesy log hoty heen jo apni maa bheh koo hud chood ker dosroon pee dal dety heen... kuty ki moot maroo gy saloo... and we swear it... Dr.Ziad ny jo bola hai usy nahi manta to jaa ke Dr.Zakir Nyak sy poch that what goin on... wo to indian hi hai na...
Dr Zakir is a stupid like all other muslims who doesn't have guts to argue about their religion. Did muhammad fuck a 9 year old child? If yes, the how can a child rapist be a prophet ? Muslims like Zakir Naik are taking advantage of freedom given to them in India . This is all because of Gandhi who let them stay here. All of them should have been kicked out once for all to Pakistan.
Pakistani are beggers. Your army gets money from US to kill pakistanis. One more thing . ISI had sold pak lady called Dr Afia Siddiqui too to FBI. Ukhaarne ke liye kuch hona bhi chaahiye. Mulla ne tera lulla to bachpan mein hi kaat diya tha.
what ever happened in Mumbai it was shameful event, No body knows who those peoples were but I would say this act was against humanity, so the Act of the Indian Army Colonel the one blew up the passenger train
As far as breaking up of India is concerned, India itself is inviting trouble for itself b y committing heinous crimes against all its neighbors including china,Pakistan , Nepal, Bangladesh, and will therefore have to bear the brunt in the form of reactions to it's actions.The issue is not whether India can be shattered into pieces but , how and when.India must be countered for its evil imperialistic plans and nefarious Zionist ideology, which Indians keep on denying.
Zaid Hamid said in one of his video that a true Muslim would never lie. I guess, in this case he is NOT a true muslim as he lied when he said the captured terrorist was a Hindu. Per him, he was wearing a saffron band and his name was "Amar Singh" or "Hira Lal". I can say "Allah-O-Akbar" and do something but that doesn't make me a Muslim. What kind of stupid logic is that?
Pakistani has acknowledged that the truth about Kasab being a Paki and hence a muslim. Zaid is a liar with NO credibility.
Maybe you should take issue with Geo TV too who did a long expose of this fellow. Went to his village, interviewed his father and confirmed his Pakistani identity.
What does this freakshow Zaid Hamid have to say today, now that the lone surviving terrorist's Pakistani nationality has been accepted by Pakistan, and the rest of the world?
How can anyone take these non-credible Paki "analysts" seriously?
And what's with that fucked-up cheap-sounding accent of Zaid's anyway? His pronounciations make him sound friggin' arab...like he's coughing shit out!
Oh, and who the hell is that crappy weeded out woman who looks full-baked, with half-baked rantings?
Motherfucking deluded arsehole...what level Pakis TVs have..is this the best person to come on a News Channel..grow up bastards before u r broken into pieces...
he any day better commedian then shakeel..lol..sorry shakeel ..but i have give it to this crazy guy..lol... the best he said was"iski to shaklen hindu jaisi hai" i live with libral pakistani guys and when ever we get bored we watch hamid zaid and his comments and our own great tv channel india tv ...lol..he calls himself defence analyst ..which is more stupid...lol..
Should be definitely applauded for his speaking ability but statements like "sir tod dena" "haath kaat dena" "inshallah delhi tak pahuchenge" etc etc shows what an equally great freak he is ......
His stories are pathetic and he looks like a loser along with the other ppl who all smile at his stupid statements.
No point in stooping down to his level of intelligence.
The pakistanis need every single energy to keep their own population under a certain delusion..
If the mumbai attack is sponsored by India then every single attacks happened in pakistan must then have been sponsored by pakistani govt including marriot hotel blast..
Muslims are only making other religious groups into extremists so the can hide their own Taliban under a certain shadow..
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Its great how gandustanis use these vids over and over again BUT cannot show an account from an Indian source. Oh sorry theres no intellect in India ! Zaid is on the forefront and he fucking spots everything you devious Hinuds are up to ! lol.
Btw ignoramuses..u guys think Zionist r jews only! uff trust u Indians to b so clueless.. Zionism is a movement supporting the jews' right on 'the Holy Land'
There r christian zionists as well..and the reason he says hindu zionist is because u guys support that cause.
hahahaha wat a joker hahahahaha comedy ka baadshah "as u said baboon suffering in heat scratching his stomach to find some relief" panipath tak aaoge maa ke laudon...yeh mumbai nahi hai bhai yahan jaat, juggar rehte hain panipathan maa chod diya jayega...khodpi ghooma diya jayega
fuckers786 lol. Sounds like you haven't fucked a bitch dog for a while since your ammi left town ! Well your allowed to fuck a lot of animals as a hindu so just walk outside the call centre and pick one ! lol.
You need to calm down. Muhammad and Ayesha's secret sex tape will be released on time and there are no delays. A DANISH beer comapny will be sponsoring the release of that video just to make new year's eve more special!
ignorant ppl and ignorant media..not to mention hypocrites..and last but not least u guys r so full of hatred that u can't c anything beyond it..so we really don't have to do anything..it'll consume u itself.
and we all know why u hate Zaid Hamid..truth hurts doesn't it?
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IMnotSAS 7 months ago
Ada Rascala How dare you call me a die hard turb- fan of Shivajirao Gayakwad a madrassa bred pakistani. On the contrary I am Madras Bred, Saidapeth Material. Mind it, you better mind it. And please read between the lines. The name clown was not meant for Chetti
hatyogi 8 months ago
the guy in 1.35 dont look like moslims,
we moslims recognize each others even by our faces and his face dont look like moslims at all....
and we are ready for any war ,
theProudMoslim 8 months ago
@theProudMoslim ...... kyun wapas pitna chahte ho india se??? . there are some dialogues in bollywood movies against pakistan and they absolutely fit in this scenario for your people ...... in movie LAKSHYA there is a dialogue when a soldier tells hrithik roshan that dont get complacent after winning a war because the tendencies of pakistanis is to keep coming back for more ..... thats exactly the case here with you when you talk about war .... we beat you in 65,71 and 99 and now you want more..
iluvdrewbrees 8 months ago
@iluvdrewbrees tom hindu qoum jis ko hum nae1000saal hokomat ki,hamae peto gae??!!!
&BTW we live in real worlds,not in ur bollywood movies,U guys just can win the wars in movies as US killed Osama in photo shop..LOLs
&99&65we had beaten U!!,U attacked on our country in 65 & defeated then U run to take help of USSR, so how U beaten us??
U considre the99as proper war but we consider it as just a lil battle &just our5000solders were there& U couldent over them,
71was our mistakes U had nothing 2do
theProudMoslim 8 months ago
@theProudMoslim .... KASH KI KOI EK SAMAJHDAR PAKISTAN HOTA ISS DUNIYA MEIN ... WAISE BAHUT HAI .... LEKIN KAASH YOUTUBE PE COMMENT KARNE WALE PAKISTANI SAMAJHDAR HOTA ..... you dont understand such a simple thing that if you won in all the wars then today kashmir would have been your part ...... and its not your fault buddy .... some good pakistani scholars have exposed it on tv how you people are taught the wrong history in your schools ..... i can understand your frustration .....
iluvdrewbrees 7 months ago
@iluvdrewbrees Pakistan mae samjhdar bhot hae,is liyae wo pathar ki puja nahi kar tae..
Kashmir is already Pakistan's Part,& if U think that we never won the war bcs not all Kashmir in our control now,so U also dont have the control in all over J&K!!!so by this sense U also never won a war!!!
&we R not frustrated,....&do U know my son that we leave India bcs we need an enemy to make weapons & build strong Army & weapons, bcs we need excuse to make military Power,or els we would destroy it
theProudMoslim 7 months ago
@theProudMoslim ... hahahahahah .... thats the biggest joke i have heard today ..... military power .... KHUDKA GHAR TO SAMBHALNE KI AUKAD NAHI.... PICHLE 64 SAAL SE AMERICA SE BHIK MAANG RAHE HO ...... and you say that you want military satisfaction .....buddy, plz, think about stabilizing pakistan .... plz dont waste your time thinkin about destroying india coz we both know that pakistan does not have the balls to do that ...
iluvdrewbrees 7 months ago
@iluvdrewbrees kon kehta hae k pichlae 64 sal amrika sae bheek mangrahae hae, amrika nae hum sae 60 Billion USD udhar liya hae jo os ko wapis karna hae, tou hum apnae hae maqroozo sae bheek mangingae!!!...LOL
and if we want to destroy India thn we would did it before, but we want India now to make excuse 4biulding our military & strong power then rule the world, our legs on India & eyes in America & Europe!!!!
Islam Zinda baad
Pakistan Painda baad
theProudMoslim 7 months ago
@theProudMoslim .... hahahahahah ..... i am convinced now that you are hallucinating on an overdose of conspiracy theories from zaid haimd ..... WOH KHUD TO PAGAL HAI AUR APNE FOLLOWERS KO BHI PAGAL KAR DETA HAI YEH SAABHIT HO GAYA AAJ ... TARAS AATA HAI MUJHE AAP PAR ..... AMERICA NE 60 BILLION USD UDHAR LIYA AUR WOH BHI PAKISTAN SE??? .... hahahahahahahaha ...... god help you my friend ...... continue living in own fool's paradise ..... ALLAH AAPKO AUR PAKISTAN KO BACHAAYE ...... goodbye!!
iluvdrewbrees 7 months ago
@iluvdrewbrees yes, america nae Pakistan sae 60Billion USD liyatha, F16 air crafts ki trade mae, lakin F16 nahi diya, baad mae sirf 2 old F16 diya jo 60Billion USD ki cost nahi hae, pihr bola aap wheat lae lae, lakin wo bhi nahi diya, so she have to return it to us!!!
& I dont know why U guys give importance to Zaid Hamid, we think he is just a normal Pakistani,
but see how U guys fear even our normal people.....
& Yes, ALLAH ki Hifazat hae Pakistan PAR ,AMEEN
BYE
theProudMoslim 7 months ago
@theProudMoslim .... abe bhik me mile F16 ko trade baat raha hai .... and 60 billion and that too what 20-30-40 years ago .... hahahahah ... you defense budget in 2011 is $6.4 billion and you are talking about a purchase of 60 billion worth of F16s .... hahahahah .... watch?v=VINYjqA0t0g&feature=related .... plz watch this video .... there are two more parts to it ... plz watch it .... and we dont fear zaid hamid .... we think his conspiracy theories are extremely comical thats y we watch him ..
iluvdrewbrees 7 months ago
@iluvdrewbrees defense budget ka is trade mae koi taloq nahi hae, zaroori nahi hae k hum defense budget k mutabiq trade karae, hum budget barah bhi saktae hae gata bhi, hamari defense ka koi specific budget nahi hae!!
or wo koi bheak nahi hae, hamarae apnae pesae hae, hum bhala q apnae hi maqroozo sae bheek mangingae??????!!!!!
and Zaid Hamid popular in India more than in Pakistan & its mean U guys fear Him, or minimum give some importance to His theories ......
we will WIN!!
theProudMoslim 7 months ago
@theProudMoslim .... alright thats it .... i had a conversation with you coz i thought you are a sensible literate pakistani but your last comment has proved me wrong .... anywaz, AAP KHUSH RAHE YEH MAANKAR KI PAKISTAN INDIA KO TABAH KAR DEGA ..... we are advancing by the day and we have our own internal problems that we need to solve .... AAP INDIA KE SAATH JUNG KARNE KI BAAT KARTE RAHI ..... god bless you and you wont get any response from me anymore ..... goodbye!!
iluvdrewbrees 7 months ago
@iluvdrewbrees it is U who replied on my 1st comment,
& we leaving India bcs we need an enemy to build strong Military & be supper power & then rule the world after permission of God.....
& if we wanted to destroy it then we would do it very early , but any way when the events happen infront of U then U will see :D
so now good bye
Pakistan Zinda baad
theProudMoslim 7 months ago
there is no such saying as,"clouds that thunder seldom rain"
ahmed1758 9 months ago
he is so right Indians r always barking against him...!
ghaoghao1 11 months ago
Zaid Hamid is my favorite comedian.
Visit my profile and ENJOY...
aniqfaiz 1 year ago
zaid hamid ye lode ka loda cut kar ke...bhangan ko khila do ye chutiya ye sab se badha or ish log sab se bade chutiye sab pakistani jo ye chutiye ko sun te he...ZAID HAMID FUCK.....OFF...
royalebullet 1 year ago
Zaid Hamid chooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooos le mera
manishbathla1 1 year ago
Lundianz every one Knowz Terrorists in Pakistan are SHEMALI ITHEDIIZZ muther fucker, trained by RAW in indian (LUNDISTAN) Consulates in Afghanistan and funded by mother fucker America and PIGS Israel.
We can cut short India in the size of SeriLanka, watch Some ZAID HAMID vidz avail able on U-tube..
ha ha hha ha ha ha h lundianz Dreamerzzzzzzzzz lol....
GAY HIND
Remember Khalistan, and Dis-satisfied minorities in inda... A clue to Lundianzz. be-aware...
CraftPakistani 1 year ago
Fuck You Lundianzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
Gay Hind
CraftPakistani 1 year ago
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@CraftPakistani check your ass!! you are already fucked!!
sumanbasu 1 year ago
How dare all you hindu zionists agents of raw and mosad make fun of this great man. u al should be ashamed of yourselves. u al should be aware of 1 thing, if u continue to do this, the pakistani Government has threatened to send this one man army called Zaid Hamid to the bordrs of India. Imaine wht wil happen to al th so cald hindu zionist members of BJP armies of yours. You all should know that not even Rajnikant (Rajni Cant) and all his tricks can save you. And he is my favorite Clown.
hatyogi 1 year ago
@hatyogi ..... you comment about rajnikant shows that you are a typical madarrassa bred dumb pakistani jihadi ..... the rajnikant tricks are only in movies and has nothing to do with reality and you say that the tricks wont work when it comes to war with pakistan's one man army called Jahil hamid ....... hahahahahahahahah ...... issi liye to pakistan muh ke bal gira hua hai ..... because there are people like you living in it
iluvdrewbrees 8 months ago
zaid hamid hahahaaaa....... mad mad guy...
prabhjotsingh09 1 year ago
zaid for the president of Pak...
SNEHAJHA86 1 year ago
I am in love with this guy.....whenever..I feel like have a hard laugh...I c this guy....
He is Rakhi sawant of Pakistan....No Indian will say him anything...
He is perfect Pakistan Candidate...Lol..:P
02fr003 1 year ago 3
Please elect
zaid hamid -president of pakistan
hamid gul -prime minster of pakistan
inshah allah , pak will on the moon and rest of the world will take a breathe of peace!!
I m a mujahidin who is undercover cia-raw-mossad agent!!
sushil2002 1 year ago
hahhahhaha who is this comedian is he most intelligent person in pakistan if yes show him the geo tv new which accept ajmal amir kasab
rinkujaglans 1 year ago
Chutiye ko yaad nahin ke Paki Armoured Brigade ka kya hota hai - 1965 aur 1971 bhul gaya saala...
R0YF1 1 year ago
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galat kaam ke galat nateeje hai !!!
har war pak ne start ki !!! kya result hai un sab ke ...
bheekh maang kar ladaiya kaise lad paaoge !!!
america se jo bheekh mili hai 63 saal me use kuch sahi se lagaya hota to uska paisa vaapis bhi karne ko soch sakte the baad me ..bas bheekh ko india se ladne me lagana hai ...chutiye kahi ke!!!
sushil2002 1 year ago
HA HA HA america aur India ney aisa bamboo kia key tum paki harami log apni muslim bhai taliban ke gand marne pey tule hue ho ... tum muslim haramio ek dusre ke gand maro aur jab dono ek dusre se chud jao ge tab India israel aur america ke sath milke tum paki muslim mo ko gang bang karenge
bhul gai India ne pakistan ki du tukre karke Bangladesh bana dia .. ab tum suar ke haramio balochistan ko khone ke liye taiyar ho jao
malganis83 1 year ago
YAR INDIANZ KI TOH MUMBAI ATTACK K DIN SAHE PHATEE THI
haroon201010 1 year ago
@haroon201010 madarchod harami pakio dekh lia humne tere ghar mein ghuske tere mehman srilankan cricket team ki aisi chudai ki pakistan mein puri cricket chud gai ... humne tere 10 terrorist kutto ko kutte ki maut mara par tum haramio ne ek bhi indian tigers ko pakar nahi paye jo tumahra mehman ki chudai ki .......
malganis83 1 year ago
kitni gaand phathti hai pakistan kai sird aik patriot se bhanchood indians ki ;) lol
outlawpaki 1 year ago
We are a multi religion, multi cultured society. This guy needs to realize that there are more muslims on this part of border than there. If they are really unhappy, why are they still living in India? Has he got an answer? No, because all his assumptions are based on ignorance. We as Indians love each other and that makes a nation. There are hardliners and problems but our strong democracy will help fix that.
miketest12345 1 year ago
ha ha ha.......................chrli chaplin.
rahul6517 1 year ago
This man is sick, anybody steeped is so much of hatred is sure psychological problem and needs cure, but it is unfortunate that whole of Pakistani Nation has become sick of these ideologies and therefore are self-destructive nation
costacatata1 1 year ago 3
Every single word of him is lie
backtopolitics 1 year ago
I am a Pakistani, and I agree with every Indian and Pakistan that this security analyst is a cheap crown and attention seeking whore.
backtopolitics 1 year ago 2
motherfucker zaid would probably blame illuminati next. lol
agathakipling 1 year ago
you will see lions of Allah ... get ready for ghazwa e hind...
0110064442 1 year ago
u fkn indian hindus
malikeeeeeeeeeeeeeee 1 year ago
we know u zaid very much. first naswer my mails. u r misguidind people.. u r agent ur self!!!!!11 go to hell.. satan!! u have to come in front of ALLAH. dont forget dramabaz.,,,,,,,,,,,
hamid353 1 year ago
man if a Sikh is gona go into battle, where he knows he is going to die, he will where his turbine and not wear a safron band on his hand but a kirpan in his hand. LOL what a clown, this zaid hamid is,
JagaJatt44 2 years ago 2
Ghazwa-ul-Hind:
A forthcoming Lollywood science-fiction blockbuster directed by Zaid Hamid, produced by Dr. Shahid Masood, and staring Maria B., Ali Azmat, Hamid Gul, Irfan Siddiqui, and Yoda.
baleshs 2 years ago
i stoped watching laughter challenge, after watching zaid........ lol
gowthammars 2 years ago 2
thanks for uploading this video .. that s what exactly I think of this jack ass.. well done
mjben0407 2 years ago
yeh pagal ho gaya hai yaar...watch a video where Nawaj Sharif openly accepts Kasav is Pakistani
2012rajkumar 2 years ago
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Porkistan ki toh ab US ne bhi maarni chaaloo kari di hai..
Gaand mein dum nahi , hum kisi se kum nahi .. Porkistan has never been able to give a stable govt since independence.. One of the most corrupt nations in the world.. Paksitan-Punjab is No.1 in torturing and raping women ..Even Army rapes women and keep them as their *** slaves... One Prithvi missile and Porkistan will vanish from world map.. All they try to do is to insitigate others and beg developed countries for more money .
baleshs 2 years ago
LOLLLLLLL
According to Zaid Chutia " Pakistan has already sent a man to MOON"
and " america and russians stole their technology. hahahahahahehhehehehehe oh Godddddddddd he should be PM of Pakistan
Indiansailor 2 years ago 10
@Indiansailor we have sent a woman to space. Beside there is nothing on moon. So whats the big deal. We have to educate people first and decrease the poverty line. As it is much more important than going to moon, which is pointless and doesn't give you any advantage whatsoever. Unless you are planning to leave your land behind and settle up there on the moon.
Frankenstien9321 1 year ago
FUCK U INDIANS...
blacksoul1122 2 years ago
beta such hamesha krrwa hota hai jb ZAID HAMID such bolta hai to tum logo ki gand phtti hai aur phr apne dar ko iss trhan ki bkwas mein zahir krte ho kher lun pe chro sub indians PAKISTAN ZINDABAD
4227641 2 years ago
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Porkistan ki toh ab US ne bhi maarni chaaloo kari di hai..
Gaand mein dum nahi , hum kisi se kum nahi .. Porkistan has never been able to give a stable govt since independence.. One of the most corrupt nations in the world.. Paksitan-Punjab is No.1 in torturing and raping women ..Even Army rapes women and keep them as their *** slaves... One Prithvi missile and Porkistan will vanish from world map.. All they try to do is to insitigate others and beg developed countries for more money .
baleshs 2 years ago
but where ids pana laal...gone to fuck zaids mother ...LOL
DARKWAIDOR 2 years ago
Zaid hamid's likes anal sex with talibani mujahideen
thepedomo 2 years ago
and what do you think about your selves indians you like it with american soldiers
shiekheazam 2 years ago
hahahahaha.........cant stop laughing man....he sud b given a break as comedian in hollywood/bollywood.....if a defence anlalysts r like this i can imagine the standard of paks intellectuals.....hahahaha...plz somebody punch me ma stomach r paining cant stop laughing....
tonysebestian 2 years ago
type in search advance nuclear protection system
very informative video aabout hinduism protection
quickfixyz 2 years ago
india's advance nuclear protection and holy cow togather.
quickfixyz 2 years ago
Why would a "Sikh" work for Hindus/ BJP?
Why on earth would someone who is posing as a Muslim terrorist intentionally wear a saffron band? Would he not try to look like a Muslim terrorist?
Unless, the Pakis who supported this, wanted to claim that he is a Hindu later on their talk shows.
For God's sake! are you pakis so fuckin stupid?
Please reply to me ! someone!
sameer137 2 years ago
the mistakes can be covered by this talk and let me answer you why because you people forgot to tell that sikh to take off that band
shiekheazam 2 years ago
@shiekheazam Sadly consiparcy is what you are fed by your media. Wake up, get out of the control of the Arab jihadists who are using you as pawns. Remember you have Hindu ancestry too, hate Hindus = self hate!
agentZambia 2 years ago
that is a joke because we are not proud of our ancestory but proud of religion there are backdraws but base is by choice not by birth
shiekheazam 2 years ago
So from what you said "we are not proud of our ancestory", do you mean to say you are ashamed of yourself or feel you are inferior because you are not Arab? I wish you have an experience to live in an Arab country like I have, then you will see how Arabs treat non-Arab Muslims be they Indians, Pakistanis or Bangladeshi. Then you will see to them you are just another kaffir to them, sorry for the harsh but honest language. Final comment, never be ashamed of who you are.
agentZambia 1 year ago 2
Sorry man, I think what you are saying is wrong. Panee Pat is not Pakistan's history, It is Afghanistan's Pushtons' history. Do not try to bring Pakistanis' into it. You are slaves and will remain slaves for life.
faridafghan1 2 years ago
@ Sdgrko98
we r the most ancient civilization,ya u r most old faishoned, narrow minded nation so?
we defeated u all times & we r a Potential Superpower
lolz nice jokes, DEFEAT & Super Power.. if u wana live in fantacy,Pakistan has NO Problem wid it.
no one believes u now. ve seen much of india in Slumdog.
@ kingcobrra007
Thank God that Porkistan has got such dirty creator. Pity pity,poor kingcobrra, Pakisan has got such dirty creator that many INGLORIOUS INDIANS listen n watch
virtual936 2 years ago
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OMG!!! LOL LOL LOL!!
rambomaniaa 2 years ago
I know how your military, Pakistan Military etc are running the country dry. I have seen hundreds of thousands of people sleeping on the streets of Bombay-. Emaciated kids with distended bellies, men and women without ANY medical care......so keep dreamng for your "empire" All the growth money is going towards military enhancement on both sides, while the people stay hungry. Go out of the city and look at the poverty stricken shanty towns without electricity for hours.
aizad3755 2 years ago
You have a nick of "Indian Empire" and its me who is a comedian??? Keep dreaming dude, and keep starving half your population under the pretext of making an "empire" I dont like what Zahid has said, and I also feel that you are dreaming.
aizad3755 2 years ago
Yes, his posture on this particular topic was pretty weird. BUT- your youtube name is as weird! Indian Empire???Giv me a break- millions of people in India, Pakistan, Bangldesh and Sri Lanka are living in apalling conditions. The subcontinent can become an empire of half starving people, nothing more. Too many people, too little food. None of these countries have any chance of becoming a decent country, let alone an empire!!
aizad3755 2 years ago
zaid sahab keep it up.indians are shit
sajjadtourus 2 years ago
Guys, no use arguing with a bunch of Indians who r Illiterate!
Zaid Hamid Sahab is a Gr8 man nd is working to Unite pakistan nd Muslims!
Let Indians say wat they want to, no1 gives a damn to them!
They'r jealous of not having a man like Zaid Hamid who stands against Tyranny and oppression.
Pakistan Zindabad!
UmairSabirPaki 2 years ago
The uploader says Zaid hamid has said nth abt 'Free Masons'. Indians r proving themselves more stupid than we knw!
This uploader has cut the video, thus mispresenting evrything. I recommend u guys watch other episodes nd then cum to a conclusion abt Zaid hamid!
UmairSabirPaki 2 years ago
Please somebody punch me in the face. I cant stop laughing. Damn damn! this guy is hilarious. I pity Pakistani media who have these kind of guys on there shows. I must say the ratings must be touching roof but the comedy isnt of very good standards... oh! but that suffice for pakistanis because they dont have bigger standards either.
I will stick with comedy central.
But for sure
designProfits 2 years ago
chutiyaa katloo
peacebaba 2 years ago
Zaid Hamid is my favorite comedian...... no one dare say anything against him. He is so damn funny.
ancientdictator 2 years ago 16
they talk abt muslims ruling india fr abt 1000yrs.....thy forget tht non-muslims ruled the whole subcontinent fr the prev, 5000yrs,we r the most ancient civilization..ths subcontinent is called Indian Subcontinent fr a reason....
& why shud India hav complex we r the most successful in every field,we defeated u all times & we r a Potential Superpower
whereas pak is a failed,bankrupt,anarchic country run by taliban 7 suicide bombers
sdgrko98 2 years ago 3
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Pakistan is the biggest Randi of the world! It sucks Arab cock, while giving a hand-job to the Chinese & getting fucked in the Ass by the Americans. Pretty soon, it will get gang-raped by the whole world.Delusional & moronic Pakistanis think they can survive in a fight against India. Bhenchodon, sons of swines,? the fact is pak is shithole of a country , bankrupted. 50% of its territory is not even under its control.Take a bowl & start begging, u mother-fucking, cock-sucking bastards!
dmohnani 2 years ago 4
This mother fucker Zaid Harami is world's funniest man I have ever seen.
His has done is PHD in fanatics, mis guiding entire nation, making people fool, and how to destroy ourself.
Thank God that Porkistan has got such dirty creator. It will help all humanity on world to get ride of terrorist nation called as Porkistan.
By the way, I enjoy a lot watching this red cap MONKEY Zaid Harami ;-)
He is funnier than Charlie Chaplin..
Haa... Haa... Haaa...
Lage Raho...Porkistan :D
kingcobbra007 2 years ago 2
I agree sir completely! cold december saale..tu zaid hamid jaise haraami ka agent hi hoga aur is jaise ullu ke patthhe ki idiotic theories tujh bhi uske jaise hi ullu ke pathhe support kar sakte hai!!hahaha mazzee le tera desh poori duniya k saamne nanga ho raha hai..soch le kispe has raha hai apne upar ya baakiyon par?
onlineprateek 2 years ago
ha ha ha immature indinz u r exposed so ur reaction is natural. Jst keep away frm dez knd of stuff. U people r 2 immature to undrstnd it jst shut ur bloody mouthes & njoy wid ur singing & dancing u can do only dat
colddecember89 2 years ago
sab indianz sun lo pahle itne mature ho jao k Dr Zaid ki bat ko samaj sko agr nai samaj ati ya bot zada sharmindgi hti he sn k to na sno apne nach gaane me masruf raho tmhee bolne ki koi zrurt nai he
colddecember89 2 years ago
gaane is ullu ke pathe ke hilarious theories se to zyaada badhiya hote hain..tujhe kaise pata, tu sunta hai? waise is haraami logic waale se pehle ye bhi pooch le ki tera islam isko allow karta hai ya nahi:::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::D
onlineprateek 2 years ago
:) bohat ziada ghusa aa raha he? to apni gov say bol kyon karaya tha bombay drama. jab tum log aisi harkatain kar ke hamaray uper ilzam lagao gay to aisay hi jawab milengay.
aur waisay bhi mr. zaid baat logic say kartay hen. tumharay bharat varma say bhi to behs hwi thi wo to aisay hi idher udher ki jhar raha tha. jab wo behs nahi kar saka to tum kia behs karo gay.
malikumar49 2 years ago
mere bache ko gussa char gya he. tu ek kaam kr TV on kr koi movie laga ya gaane laga tu isi laik he. Tu ne ek comment dia tha k "ye PAK ka b-grade media he hame ye dekhne ki koi zrurat nai" To bhai tje kon kh raha k k tu ye dekh. Tu movies dekh yar tu us k lye bana he. hahaha bechara sharminda ho gya sory yar me Zaid Hamid ki taraf se sory khta hu tje itna zalil nai krna chahiye tha.hahahahahahahahah...............
colddecember89 2 years ago
Long Live Zaid Hamid.
He always speaks with logic and is right and what is he saying, will happen one day with the grace of God
And the person who edited this video has not shown his full words. Because he/she knows that he will be grilled.
And he is right that if india will start war then we will beat them alot and meet them in panipat and delhi with the grace of God.
Down with India!
malikumar49 2 years ago
Pls fuck off to NWFP and deal with the war there against Taliban and then dream about coming to panipat..jagah to pata hai na kaha hai?
if full words are shown then the whole bloody pakistani mentality will be naked in front of the world..try and set your house in order first..
onlineprateek 2 years ago
i think you dont watch media. we are beating talibans and defeating them in tribal areas. they are the talibans(tehreek e taliban pakistan) who are mostly indian,isreali,american agents trying to break pakistan mind this. the orignal talibans are in afghanistan and never came to pakistan. so, in short words we are defeating india,isreal,america. in tribal areas.
malikumar49 2 years ago
media tht u watch is not a reliable enitity so the Zaid Hamid kind, is b-grade media in pakistan n dosnt feature on the grade list in the world at all so we dont need to watch at all..great dude so now you come out with ur own conspiracy theory, daadi waale, shariya impose karaane waale mullah talibans are indians, israelis etc.m rolling on the floor laughing...pakis r d most insecure ppl n d planet ibt this 1 was really funny.60 yrs of being totally islamic u still r struggling with ur identity
onlineprateek 2 years ago
so which media is reliable?indian media? or american,isrealmedia?
everybody knows they all are against us so they cant be right about us cuz they will always show news what they want.
and as far as the shariya is concerned, it has been regulated in swat but inspite of that they(tehreek e taliban)were doing terrorism in that area cuz they dont want peace there so shariya was just lame excuse to fight. so pakistan again started operation and this time we will be over whelm on them with God's grace
malikumar49 2 years ago
And before talking about pakistan look inside ur country first. about 18 movements are going on in india. your hindu people killed and burnt 5000 muslims in gujrat, also killed lot of cristrians, dalits sikhs etc. and these things are happening daily in ur country.
we didnt kill or burn any hindu,sikh,christians comunity ever in history.
today we are no doubt in trouble because of war on terror. but everything willbe alright soon with God's grace.
Long Live Pakistan!!
malikumar49 2 years ago
nobody is with pakistan now, thts rite..coz u r isloated as a failed terrorist state in denial..u hv nthin to say abt taliban nw previously they wr americans, israelis in ur theory..u cn dream abt killin them only with american dollars tht ur army n president has to beg fr n then after getting bheek u say the americans r nt wid u? the prob actually is u r taught this nonsense abt israel jews, hindus in india n christian rite fr ur birth n islam dusnt allow u to qs it so its really not ur fault
onlineprateek 2 years ago
this is only perception that ur media has revealed.
and as far as the dollars are concerned, we are fighting american war not our own. and they gave us money less than 10% of which we spent in their war. so, u cant say this is cuz of american dollars, infact it has been proven that americans dont have any control in more than 73% of afghanistan.
and that money which we took from imf that is just debt. we are giving intrust and we will pay them back.
malikumar49 2 years ago
please make up ur mind dude is it militants imported frm america or israel or india or imf now..i thought u came to accept they wr muslims at least..bt are they american muslims, coz surely only then only r u fighting america's war.. otherwise if they are homegrown islamic militants, then surely it shud be ur own war..ohh n btw..ask ur local maulana if borrowing money on interest is k?
ohhhh bt ask ur maulana's if thats allowed in islamic banking? whether it is haraam to borrow money on trust?
onlineprateek 2 years ago
n yes thnx fr reminding abt india..thts the only defence u cn put up..u c first of all u dnt have any history beyond being 60 yrs as a mullah failed terrorist state..n otherwise jst look at demographics..almost remaining hindus, sikhs, n christians in pakistan were killed at the time of partition or forcibly converted..btw ur name is also malik ...ask ur dad or grandpa..maybe they r also converts..so i cn see where the inferiority complex is cumin frm n y u need to shout aloud tht u r muslim
onlineprateek 2 years ago
you are forgetting something!!!! we ruled on all over india for more than 1000 years thats our history okay. and during that time there were peace and we didnt slaughter or burn any other comunity.
and hindus.sikhs,christians are living in pakistan very happily. there is no example when we slaughtered them but there are a lot of examples in ur history,
today, islam is fastest growing religion in the world espacially in europe and america. who is forcing them?? we are going to force them???
malikumar49 2 years ago
n btw if u mean the goons of aurangzeb or tuhglaq or nadir shah or several other losers who went about with looting the rich jewels of india or raping women after wars like mad animles.. or forcing indians to choose bw being killed or converting to islam ike ur great grandpas..then i suppose u need to go 2 better schuls..nd finally this modern day failed and beggar terrorist state n u being proud of its history is a great legacy.
onlineprateek 2 years ago
ha ha ha
I think you are maid or something. you are just telling ur thinkings.
you tell me where and in which book, this is written that these kings were used to do like that.
tell me the books and writers name then i will think.
and if not then just shut up, i can only say that!!!
malikumar49 2 years ago
well tht tells me hw much history u knw..well try searching for aurangzeb in google or wiki..u ll know fr urself.. n then go to the maulanas to confirm it
onlineprateek 2 years ago
btw acc to ur logic any muslim anywhere in arabia cn claim to be the decsendant and declare that 'we ruled xxx fr xxxx nr of yrs coz i m a muslim and the leader ws also muslim'..frget the pst coz u cnt get history its obvious..try this..RULE pakistan fully atleast and then we ll talk abt what u hv ruled etc.
n islam being fastest growing tells me only tht muslims r over exercising their penises or r jst insecure n dey think everybody has to b islamized cz only then cn we bring shariya to wrld?
onlineprateek 2 years ago
now i am telling you the history
before partition of india paksitan there was a big mughal empire ok and they were muslims who were ruling, we are the sons of them
and after british farewell muslims got paksitan and hindus got india so we muslims ruled on you more than 1000 years.
and i am talking abt islam not muslims, its fact that today islam is the fastest growing religion in the world the truth which cant be denied ok
and when shariya was the main law in ottoman and mughals there were peace
malikumar49 2 years ago
before partition india (which includes present day pakistan and bangladesh, which again was clipped of frm u a few decades ago) ws under the british.. before tht there ws mughal rule who wr kicked out by them..
u cn go ahead with ur hallucinations and crappy logics until eternity..bt if tht makes u feel better or somehow superior..than stay stupid in ur own wrld! and finally lets not talk past..today u cnt rule urself leave alone ruling some1 else
onlineprateek 2 years ago
you talk about ruling haha keep this thng in ur mind that we muslims have ruled ovr u people for almost 1000 years that's why you have a complex in ur minds about the muslims. You know a time will come whn muslims again will have dominance on whole world. Mind it this will happen jst wait for that time your mouth will automatically be shut. 4 da time being u cn cary on wid dez knd ov comnts i dnt mind i enjoy it. Its a source of entrtainmnt 4 me & all of us hahaha. Or han tv on kr le hahahaha
colddecember89 2 years ago
colddecember89..!!
Have you ever heard about Indian subcontinent??
India was ruled by Hindu kings for over 5000 years.. You half knowledged people live in some illusination about India.. Wait for some more time we will divide Baloch also!! Poor Pakistan..
Southiedesi 2 years ago 3
The Indian "subcontinent" consists of about one BILLION starved, malnourished people who dont have enough to feed their children. Millions of people sleep on the streets of Bombay and hundreds of thousands probably go without two decent meals a day in Pakistan. I dont know which kings you are ranting about, but the subcontinent has been abused by almost all rulers for thousands of years. Everyone other than the people who were connected to the court have been made to starve.
aizad3755 2 years ago
aizad3755...
You are one more comedian like Zaid hamid.
I was talking about some thing and you are talking about some thing else.. Atleast for a second think before you talk!!
Tum log failed nation ho..!! And India is 2nd fastest growing nation in World.. ever heard of it?? Grow up buddy.. know the world..
Southiedesi 2 years ago
I love zaid . He does bettter job than shakeel as far as humour is concerned.
yeah hira lal from hira mandee. And that might be zaids too lol..
peacebaba 2 years ago
this guy is too much
he sounds like a two year old kid
raj86ad 3 years ago 2
Zaid Hamid zindabad.
TUM JALO,SARO,MARO
fang0418 3 years ago
just one more thing... for the person who edited and presented this video... if have some prove to which make him lier... then show it to the world.. gandoo logoo tum jesy log hoty heen jo apni maa bheh koo hud chood ker dosroon pee dal dety heen... kuty ki moot maroo gy saloo... and we swear it... Dr.Ziad ny jo bola hai usy nahi manta to jaa ke Dr.Zakir Nyak sy poch that what goin on... wo to indian hi hai na...
maaadevil 3 years ago
Dr Zakir is a stupid like all other muslims who doesn't have guts to argue about their religion. Did muhammad fuck a 9 year old child? If yes, the how can a child rapist be a prophet ? Muslims like Zakir Naik are taking advantage of freedom given to them in India . This is all because of Gandhi who let them stay here. All of them should have been kicked out once for all to Pakistan.
nsawaan 3 years ago
n yes... indians... they are most poorest of the world... pesy kee liy gorron sy galian khany wali nation hai sali... yeh hamara kia ukhar ly gi...
maaadevil 3 years ago
Pakistani are beggers. Your army gets money from US to kill pakistanis. One more thing . ISI had sold pak lady called Dr Afia Siddiqui too to FBI. Ukhaarne ke liye kuch hona bhi chaahiye. Mulla ne tera lulla to bachpan mein hi kaat diya tha.
nsawaan 3 years ago
whatever indians think we give a fuck... if you want to attack just do it... bar bar apni maa behan kioo pesh ker rahy hoo...
maaadevil 3 years ago
come india... attack on us then see what happens...
maaadevil 3 years ago
he talks like a prostitute doesnt he?????
harshid4india 3 years ago 4
what ever happened in Mumbai it was shameful event, No body knows who those peoples were but I would say this act was against humanity, so the Act of the Indian Army Colonel the one blew up the passenger train
fmian20 3 years ago
As far as breaking up of India is concerned, India itself is inviting trouble for itself b y committing heinous crimes against all its neighbors including china,Pakistan , Nepal, Bangladesh, and will therefore have to bear the brunt in the form of reactions to it's actions.The issue is not whether India can be shattered into pieces but , how and when.India must be countered for its evil imperialistic plans and nefarious Zionist ideology, which Indians keep on denying.
sabzhilali 3 years ago
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Zaid Hamid said in one of his video that a true Muslim would never lie. I guess, in this case he is NOT a true muslim as he lied when he said the captured terrorist was a Hindu. Per him, he was wearing a saffron band and his name was "Amar Singh" or "Hira Lal". I can say "Allah-O-Akbar" and do something but that doesn't make me a Muslim. What kind of stupid logic is that?
Pakistani has acknowledged that the truth about Kasab being a Paki and hence a muslim. Zaid is a liar with NO credibility.
canzt2 3 years ago
Amar Singh :). I dont understand why Zardari and Gilani are calling Amar singh as Paki citizen called Ajmal Kasab. hehhe
sandyzcool27 3 years ago 10
Maybe you should take issue with Geo TV too who did a long expose of this fellow. Went to his village, interviewed his father and confirmed his Pakistani identity.
duhduh666 2 years ago 2
What does this freakshow Zaid Hamid have to say today, now that the lone surviving terrorist's Pakistani nationality has been accepted by Pakistan, and the rest of the world?
How can anyone take these non-credible Paki "analysts" seriously?
And what's with that fucked-up cheap-sounding accent of Zaid's anyway? His pronounciations make him sound friggin' arab...like he's coughing shit out!
Oh, and who the hell is that crappy weeded out woman who looks full-baked, with half-baked rantings?
sexybrownlad 3 years ago 4
Motherfucking deluded arsehole...what level Pakis TVs have..is this the best person to come on a News Channel..grow up bastards before u r broken into pieces...
koolabhi 3 years ago
he any day better commedian then shakeel..lol..sorry shakeel ..but i have give it to this crazy guy..lol... the best he said was"iski to shaklen hindu jaisi hai" i live with libral pakistani guys and when ever we get bored we watch hamid zaid and his comments and our own great tv channel india tv ...lol..he calls himself defence analyst ..which is more stupid...lol..
vivekgupta0112 3 years ago 2
i will sposor this guy for an admission in a good university to learn history.
yeh bande ko history sikhane ki jarurat hai.
prashantarchitect 3 years ago 2
This self styled defence analyst has no brains.
Should be definitely applauded for his speaking ability but statements like "sir tod dena" "haath kaat dena" "inshallah delhi tak pahuchenge" etc etc shows what an equally great freak he is ......
His stories are pathetic and he looks like a loser along with the other ppl who all smile at his stupid statements.
No point in stooping down to his level of intelligence.
mav1788 3 years ago
Theres no Hindu Buddhist christian or zoroastrian extremist group in Europe..
Only muslims are threatning the peace there..Muslim nazis will never admit their bad works due to islam say kill infidels..
GrandmasterTigerfist 3 years ago
awsome buddy, awsome presentation.
i was under the impression that indian news media was a bit irresponsible when they were filming taj live ( which may have alerted the terorists).
but paki media has gone out of the way to prove that they r more irresposible baffons by inviting this guy.
this guy has real neurological issues...must have fallen down the stairs on his head while he was a kid!
kelaskar6 3 years ago
The pakistanis need every single energy to keep their own population under a certain delusion..
If the mumbai attack is sponsored by India then every single attacks happened in pakistan must then have been sponsored by pakistani govt including marriot hotel blast..
Muslims are only making other religious groups into extremists so the can hide their own Taliban under a certain shadow..
GrandmasterTigerfist 3 years ago
This guy is my daily dose of laughter. Really.... Kya imagination. Waahhhh.
Zaid Hamid ko to movies ki script likhni chahiye. Ye hamse panipath mein ladega. Abe saale itni himmat hai to saamne aakar baat kar na.
Ye studio mein chhip kar kyun bhonkta hai?
Waise bhonkta reh. Bada maza aata hai tujhe uchalte dekhkar.
Log kehte hain ki Shahrukh ki film ne Mumbai attacks ke baad logon ke chehre pa hansi lautaayi.
But I think ye kaam Zaid ne kiya hai. Koi movie itni entertaining ho hi nahi sakti
meghasharmaJ1 3 years ago 3
Abhe ChutiyaSharma U are never Ready U ppl Can
never be on our Level HA HA
Janjua187 3 years ago
Yes, we can never be on your level because it will take us ages to climb down to the hell hole you people live in.
All you people know is barking. So, keep going on... Bark all you want.
meghasharmaJ1 3 years ago
SHARMA SHARM KAR You Ppl marry dogs and yet you think ppl take your Porno Hinduism Seriosly LoL So Sarrying About Marrying Dogs Kills Your Bark Comment Skinny HinJEW HA HA
Janjua187 3 years ago
hey for me too... I like too see his videos when ever I am bored... He is hilarious...
ravishethwala 3 years ago
Man... are you on drugs or something????? What the fuck r u talking about? You need a psychiatrist too.
meghasharmaJ1 3 years ago
I love it when hindus positin their comments perfectly between mine so they get some abuse ! lOL.
MeGandustani 3 years ago
Hindu cow fucking paedophile
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MeGandustani 3 years ago
Hindu retard who has has cow shit in his ears from birth lol
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MeGandustani 3 years ago
Its great how gandustanis use these vids over and over again BUT cannot show an account from an Indian source. Oh sorry theres no intellect in India ! Zaid is on the forefront and he fucking spots everything you devious Hinuds are up to ! lol.
MeGandustani 3 years ago
Zaid Hamid is a genious !
These gandustanis can't organise an attack without making so many obvious mistakes !
Dream on mofos LOL.
MeGandustani 3 years ago
Btw ignoramuses..u guys think Zionist r jews only! uff trust u Indians to b so clueless.. Zionism is a movement supporting the jews' right on 'the Holy Land'
There r christian zionists as well..and the reason he says hindu zionist is because u guys support that cause.
nujz76 3 years ago
Good Work! India Rocks!
phmerchant1 3 years ago
Zaid is giving breaking News! Wow, Good Job Indian Empire!
phmerchant1 3 years ago
hahahaha wat a joker hahahahaha comedy ka baadshah "as u said baboon suffering in heat scratching his stomach to find some relief" panipath tak aaoge maa ke laudon...yeh mumbai nahi hai bhai yahan jaat, juggar rehte hain panipathan maa chod diya jayega...khodpi ghooma diya jayega
divdgr8 3 years ago
amar singh and heera lal hahaha
divdgr8 3 years ago
Zaid banned ? Man he was my latest source of comedy and entertainment.
It is just that we indians like to see those pissed off pakis getting irritated and felling helpless. pleasure. hahaha
divdgr8 3 years ago
Exterminate Porkistan to save this beautiful planet.
Shalom.
flyers786 3 years ago
Fucking jewish bastards - we should have finished what hitler started !
Shalom.
MeGandustani 3 years ago
But we survived, now it's your turn! Oink Oink!
flyers786 3 years ago
Gandus won't survive for long, Mooo Mooo, Baaa, Baaa, and all the other animals you maryy and have intercourse with lol.
MeGandustani 3 years ago
Muslims don't post messages on youtube, they just fuck goats!
flyers786 3 years ago
fuckers786 lol. Sounds like you haven't fucked a bitch dog for a while since your ammi left town ! Well your allowed to fuck a lot of animals as a hindu so just walk outside the call centre and pick one ! lol.
MeGandustani 3 years ago
You need to calm down. Muhammad and Ayesha's secret sex tape will be released on time and there are no delays. A DANISH beer comapny will be sponsoring the release of that video just to make new year's eve more special!
flyers786 3 years ago
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Hindu retard who has been fucking his goa mata during trips to the mandar ! lol.
MeGandustani 3 years ago
You want me to release the sex tape now?
flyers786 3 years ago
Ha!
duhduh666 2 years ago
haha.......gud work zaid sb..now people watch you all over the world!!!
PAK2SWEDEN 3 years ago
yeah i know ur media is always making mistakes..
ignorant ppl and ignorant media..not to mention hypocrites..and last but not least u guys r so full of hatred that u can't c anything beyond it..so we really don't have to do anything..it'll consume u itself.
and we all know why u hate Zaid Hamid..truth hurts doesn't it?
nujz76 3 years ago
IndEmp, this guy deserves to be president of pakistan.
not to mention pakistan also deserves him as president !
Zaid Hamid for president !
fulcrum29 3 years ago
mayb u Indians should listen to the garbage and venom spewed by ur own media, politicians and even idiotic talk show hosts b4 u point fingers at us.
This whole blame game was started by u guys.. no proof and mindless 'barking'
what happened in the Samjhota express episode?u blamed us..and who was the culprit? a colonel in ur army.
the first person to get shot in the Mumbai episode? the guy who uncovered the truth
so clean up ur own mess..
state terrorism against ur minorities seem to b ur forte
nujz76 3 years ago
what idiot ! col purohit has nothing to do with samjhauta. it was a misundertanding by media that was rectified immediately.
fulcrum29 3 years ago
Oh brother zaid you are a true pakistani and should be proud of you.
please guys let me know about this zaid introduction
saidakhan 3 years ago