Jay Leno Stimulus Package Joke

[Jackass8743]

jay lenos chin is sooooo big when he sits infront of a public pool littles kids pay him to use his chin as a water slide

[fleskhjertafan93]

i think leno is non idealogical he just make fun of everyone thats why hes awesome

[allkillano]

not funny....

[magictruitt]

patriot.

[rkoliver1]

It's Bush's fault!

[magictruitt]

um... why?

[SpankBankLLC]

@rkoliver1 It's Bushs fault...? So Obama has to do exactly what Bush did to "fix" Bush's mess. Take an economics class. YOU CANT PRINT AND BORROW YOUR WAY TO PROSPERITY!!!

[megacowking]

@SpankBankLLC Its always Bush's fault. After two years in office, its still Bush's fault. When is Obama going to take responsibility for his own action. So when Obama is out of office, the next president will blame Obama and cycle of blame continues.

[CelticVictory]

Jay knows how to play to his audience hilariously.

[fjlj480]

where was the joke? did I miss it?

[Mytracklist]

@fjlj480

no you didnt miss it, its just that you are too smart to laugh at the scary TRUTH! this is how the elite destroys a nation, they destroy the nation and the people with evil and subhuman strategies (like this stimulance package) and they belittle their great crims by making the masses laugh at their own misfortunes. WOW! germany lost the world war, facism won!

[magictruitt]

apparently

[yomother34]

"The Stimulus Plan" is just praised during the campaign to presidency in hopes of getting votes.

Side note the only president to keep all his campaign promises (history is never 100% right) was James K. Polk

[zexycan1]

well i think all of the presidents latley have been a joke they created what our founding fathers fought against Like Benjermin Franklin once said "A government that is big enough to give you anything you want is strong enough to take all you have away"

i.e. General Motors

[globlwarmnisahoax]

The stimulus plan was and is a disaster. It hasn't helped and will only create inflation. If you haven't lived through inflation...you just don't know.

Now that the government owns a car manufacturer... who by the way are picking and choosing of their own accord which dealership stay open or close. Not according to which is most profitable.

Socialism has arrived and it ain't pretty.

[ClubPenguinClipz]

Jay vs Conan!

Jay wins!

[illxplicit07]

the stimulus was needed because of 8 years of failed legislation by the bush administration and all of their infinite wisdom. leno is such a clown. he'll read any retarded joke his writers give to him, even though he obviously doesnt even understand what they mean. he is clearly politically challenged. what a pawn.

[banklady25]

I supported Bush on many things, but I did disagree with the bailout, giving 30 billion to african nations, increasing the child credit from 500 to 1000, allowing parents to chose what school they sent there kids to, signing the pension protection act that gave tax credits to workers who saved for retirement, trying to regulate fannie and freddie, creating the 10% tax bracket.

[cybersuh1]

You do realize he does way more jokes playfully bashing conservatives than he does bashing liberals, right? Well from your statement I guess not. I won't even address the blame Bush mentality part of your post, because really what would be the point, you're obviously highly partisan. For the record I thought Bush was overall a weak President but certainly not the devil that liberals try to paint him to be.

[heartsofspace]

Is it true Barack is having an affair with Barney Frank?

[badgeofhonor13]

Obama is doing the right thing by moving us to communism. Those private corporations need to be taken over. Private enterprise should be outlawed. Obama keep it going. We all love you and think that you should become ruler.

[HateAllNazis]

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[jcrc123]

It's about time Jay! Most of you in Hollywood worked so hard to get Democrats elected. Now that they're in your pockets (more Taxes) you finally see the light. Democrats are socialists who love to take our money and spend it for us. Republicans are capitalists who say everyone should keep their own money and make more. Most of you bashed Bush so much, but Republican States have a lot less poverty than Democratic ones. Let's all move to George Bush's Texas.

[iron1215]

Jay's on the list.

He better toe the line if he wants to remain working. It's a new world Jay. You can't just say what ever you want.

[MarquisdeBarrabas]

As opposed to the Republican days, when the worst that could happen to you was being labelled a traitor and sent to Guantanamo.

[headbone3232]

...only to be released into the US because no other country will take them. They are to get welfare benefits too.

(AP) National Intelligence Director Dennis Blair said the former prisoners would have [to] get some sort of assistance to ..."start their new lives in the United States. We can't put them out on the street."

Maybe they will be sent to where you live.

[MarquisdeBarrabas]

"...only to be released into the US because no other country will take them."

Wrong.

People, google "US welcome Portugal Guantanamo offer".

And another rabid anti-pinko bites the dust.

[headbone3232]

Guantanamo Detainees May Be Released In US: Holder -Huffington Post

Another Commie Bastard goes down in flames...

[kamamootra]

Way to go Jay!

[xpandergt]

Leno is the man!!! He sees it for exactly what it is.

[viksula5]

gotta love Leno

[BlueTunisia]

Facism has come to the United States.

[klf2233]

And you fuckers elected a black communist. Thanks idiots!

[JExecutiveOrder11110]

Yes and people thought we were exaggerating or joking when calling democrats communists, maybe people are starting to wake up

[CarryANation]

In case you don't remember, it was Republican George W. Bush and Henry Paulson who turned this country Communist.

And let's be honest it's been that way since the PATRIOT Act.

Obama is just more of the same.

[JExecutiveOrder11110]

Bush crossed the line, but Obama is building a bridge...true enough,that it didn't matter who was elected, this globalist agenda would have moved forward anyway

[gemini067]

True words are said in jest.

[VerbotenDingleberry]

Fascism is Now Fashionable.

FBHO.

[MarquisdeBarrabas]

It's always a good sign when rich fucks like Leno start getting worried.

[petergriffen222002]

You are a fucking twit

[HoneySiegalSurvivor]

@MarquisdeBarrabas NO one is worried enough in 2011 to go out on a limb and help me stop the insanity of Obama and his backers. I have the inside story. The "rich fucks" are letting me be a victim like Anne Frank in Nazi Germany. Homeland Security Janet Napolitano with the real alleged mastermind of 911 and the State of Arizona are engaged in fraud directly against me. Court and bank records of my death. The records discovered in 2006. In 1999 the US dissolved. In 2001 911 $.! Honey Robin Siegal

[tootshoe]

So true, stimulus package is really a move toward communism

[audioX1]

I'd say socialism, but same idea.

[revbookburn]

Is this guy ever going to be funny again? He's like the limp Rush with a laugh track. Oh, in case he hadn't heard, the pillars of 'private industry' and the public officials of the last administration looted the nation. Rev. Bookburn - Radio Volta

[DieKazze]

pretty lame joke

[EmeterioBetances]

$170 billion federal bailout. For almost destroying AIG, they have pocketed nearly $220 million in bonuses paid with taxpayer money!

The GOD DAMN PREVIOUS CEO MADE 47 MILLION NOT EVEN INCLUDING THE GOD DAMN BONUS. SO FUCK YOU POLICY FINICIAL MAKER! FUCK YOU TAKING IT FROM THE HARD WORKING AMERICANS! THE WORKING CLASS PEOPLE FUCK YOU TAKE IT OUT OF THE FUCKING CEO! TAKE IT OUT THE FAT CATS PIGGY BANK NOT THE WORKING CLASS PEOPLE! FUCK YOU GIVE THE MIDDLE CLASS HIGHER WAGES FUCKERS!

[goodinohio]

Thats exactly what the politicians who are stealing trillions want you to think.

[headbone3232]

"We must teach our children to hate," Vladimir Lenin instructed his education commissars. The Bolshevik godfather declared that hatred was not only "the basis of communism" but "the basis of every socialist and Communist movement."

[MarquisdeBarrabas]

Funny, I've read some of Lenin's texts and not one word about fostering hate, but I guess a rabid anti-pinko like yourself would never lie about such a thing.

[headbone3232]

lmao... you think calling me a rabid anti-pinko is an insult??

I'd guess me calling you a commie bastard won't hurt your feelings either.

[MarquisdeBarrabas]

It takes a non-rabid anti-pinko to recognize the implicit insult.

Don't sweat it, headbone.

[maximouni]

Old jay leno finally gets of his little socialist island. Ever since Obama said everyone making over 250,000 would be paying extra taxes. Sell a few cars jay. you'll be alright.

[jred937]

lmao he made alot of rich ppl mad

[Xplosiv08]

You're both idiots. If the banks dont get bailed out, the whole system COLLAPSES. Learn something about economics, before making dumb remarks.

[rhosey001]

That is what bankruptcy courts are for. They get to pay their debt for pennies on the dollar and reorganize.