Zach Galifianakis smokes a joint on Real Time with Bill Maher Show!

[TheWilkabeast]

0:38 he look soooo proud of himself haha

[theillonez]

he so funny

[empressKasumi]

Weed is not the problem, people are. But hasn't that always been the problem?

[TeChN0JUNKY]

Jail time?

[jacmme101]

@TeChN0JUNKY So you don't know what decriminalize means?

[TheRealEasy1]

Oh he is really as stupid in real life as he is in the movies.

[hopization]

Awesome.

[ramp622]

he has glucolma..

[VlRGlL]

This man has some balls

[SlimSwaoHD]

so fucking cool

[arune10]

Fucking Badboy!!!!! Hahaha

[roas2]

hey guys weed is so cool. fo real dawg. no joke.

[sagebike]

This was a great moment in television. Wish i was high when i watched it..

Remember its only a plant that you CANNOT overdose on. ALCOHOL almost killed my sister the doctors said.



[JM1993951]

Cypress Hill got banned from SNL for that shit.....Goooooddddamn

[Edgewater2]

0:25 Dat look of her face tells me she KNEW how weed should smells like, she smokd it before ^_^ oooh yeeah...She's like "oo i WANT a hit as well but must w8 until the cam is off,please save some for me Zach" xD

[myrealnameislevi]

0:40 u like dat shit face?

LIKE A BAWSS

[tron473]

ya shadydog i just figure if i came this far i may as well go for a month. this is the longest ive not smoked since i was like 14. im having crazy dreams yo. and im eating like a pig yo

[rileyspraz]

@tron473 that is the main side effect of not smoking weeed after you have for a long time. when i was 15 i went to rehab for smoking weed and i remember having just crazy ass dreams and shit but that was all, the girl who did heroin on the other hand was in so much pain and throwing up all the time. i really felt bad for her, thats why yyou dont do the fucked up shit like heroin meth crack

[harvesthunter0707]

@rileyspraz Theres actually a certain process that weed puts on your brain that stops you from dreaming as much as you used to. When you quit smoking weed the chemical that helps you dream comes back into full action, that is why you had vivid and realistic crazy ass dreams.

You went to REHAB for WEED?

That is like putting a 5 year old in prison for stealing candy.

It just doesn't make sense, especially considering weed is SAFE.

[Nickey90]

@harvesthunter0707 Get ur facts straight if ur gonna defend something. I do understand why you wanna make weed sound as harmless as positive as possible, but if u wanna tell people about a psychadelic drug, atleast show them the curtousy of being honest about it. If you have smoked weed you'd know that you can get addicted to marijuana, not physically, but mentally. Same way people get addicted to videogames and so on. Weed is NOT safe, but a lot safer then what most people are being told.

[Nickey90]

@Nickey90 I think Marijuana should be legalized but I don't support abusing it on a daily basis, why? cause you shouldn't have to rely on a drug to feel somewhat at peace/happy/comfortable, cause if u do, you'll never really feel/be any of those. But we live in a world were the general population.. sorry to say this, are borderline dumb. Weed have a tendency to open up people's minds, makes them become more aware and curious about the world. Instead of latest fashion tip, pop tune or whatever.

[helldawgg]

@Nickey90 Its not a drug! Its a plant! a herb!

[Nickey90]

@helldawgg Good job on paying attention to the point of what I was writing:p and everything that affects you mentally, like cocain, alcohol, caffein etc is a drug in my opinion. Meaning that the word "drug" isn't something I necessarily define as bad.

[helldawgg]

@Nickey90 Im in cali i just need a permit:D

[empressKasumi]

@Nickey90 Let me ask you this: have you ever suffered from depression? Anxiety? Panic attacks? PTSD? Cancer? Any disease that causes you pain constantly? No? Then I really don't think you should generalize it being "abused." The stupid ruin it for the few and some people legitimately need it to feel good, because otherwise they don't even know HOW to feel good. Not because they choose not to, but because of their brains or just misfortune.

[Nickey90]

@empressKasumi I generalize it as being "abused" when its used more the necessary. And yes I have suffered from both anxiety and depressions for many years earlier in my life. More spesifically, at the time I started smoking weed in the first place. You've missunderstood my point.

[pleasereason]

@empressKasumi There's nothing stupid about choosing to use marijuana recreationally. Until we change that absurd mindset, things will never be fixed. That's like saying the guy who drinks the occasional beer is bad.

[pleasereason]

@Nickey90 " Weed is NOT safe"

In the sense that video games and talking on the phone while driving are not safe, yes. You are right. I don't think anyone will argue that point.

[Nickey90]

@pleasereason talking on the phone while driving isn't the same kinda "unsafe" as weed is:p you can't die from inhalation accident, unless u inhale the entire fuckin' joint and it punctures your lungs or something like that. Weed is not safe in the sense that you inhale tar that sticks to your lungs etc, which ur lungs don't break down aka it remains there, to mention one thing. if u wanna believe its as safe as breathing real air then go ahead, but don't make other people believe it please.

[pleasereason]

@harvesthunter0707 Are you making the claim that one or more cannabidoids affect the blood-brain barrier in a way that prevents DMT secretion? How does that work?

[harvesthunter0707]

@pleasereason I dont know but I heard somewhere that some cannabinoids do effect the flow of DMT while sleeping, as I have had PRETTY vivid dreams AFTER I quit using marijuana (for a 8 days LOL)

Around the 5th day I was getting crazy vivid dreams...like dreams that felt so real that I had to wonder the next day if it really happened.

[ooBACON4BREAKFASToo]

@harvesthunter0707 BRO!!!!!!!!! i quit smoking and for 8 days i couldnt bare going to sleep......vivid dreams bro...crazy dreams....too real tooo crazy...tooo much emotion and shit.

[harvesthunter0707]

@ooBACON4BREAKFASToo im not the only one alone on this haha xD

me and you are like many people when we "quit" using marijuana (most likely due to the fact that our connections are dry haha xD) but during that time period people experience vivid dreams like me and you too :P

[pleasereason]

@rileyspraz There is no difference between you saying that and someone saying you shouldn't drink alcohol because some people loose everything. ALL drugs can be used responsibly, even addictive ones. If you disagree with this, then you need to give a reason why the vast majority of alcohol drinkers do so responsibly without becoming alcoholics.

[tron473]

im a total everyday weed smoker. been taking a break since new years. i dont really feel any better

[shagydog260]

@tron473 off course you not feel better, because you are addicted^^

[Breakneckhydra1]

@shagydog260

Weed is not "physically" addicting like cigarettes or hard drugs, only "mentally".

You only want to smoke more weed, and if you don't your body doesn't hurt.

Understand?

[krazeraiderfan]

@Breakneckhydra1 there are physiological withdrawls like having hard time sleeping, mood swings, and even headaches. that is the body hurting

[NumaNuma187]

@krazeraiderfan No, there are not physiological affects. Someone who isn't me has smoked weed chronically (no pun intended) for 2 years, 1-5 times a day, sometimes more. Someone who isn't me stopped smoking weed 2 days ago for a t-break and has no physiological side-effects whatsoever so far. . . just a heavy mental urge to smoke a few times a day. No big deal at all. No headaches, no mood swings, no trouble sleeping. Nothing.

[iasaqueboleto990]

@shagydog260 you close minded fuck

[Hantutubo]

Con dos cojones el tio!!

[Magikpotion]

LIKE A BAWS

[QuickThunder123]

i cant speak english are these still robots?

[Graywhite12]

i saw the dragons...

[psychopathic16]

that white lady SO wanted to take a hit lol

[ChuckNoarus]

@psychopathic16 the white lady? where was the black lady? or the brown lady?

[crispymidget]

@psychopathic16 how strange I wanted to "Hit" that white lady... in a purely sexual sense.

[Swiftnesss]

@psychopathic16 She's like, "Yep, it's real. If only my husband wasn't watching..."

[Fabzil]

AHAHAHAHAH !!! 

[THEBEASTLEDAVE]

fuck people saying what i can do and what i can<t fuck politic killing people and laughing and pissing on corps on your brothers.... fuck you all politics deep trow yourself in ass .earth is to every body and i gonna smoke weed for the rest of my life .

[Acidburn574]

@THEBEASTLEDAVE AMEN!!

[AGDCrompton]

Robots do drugs?

[kingkobraCArms]

is my hero!!!!!

[kangooropally]

Galifianakis a robot?

[leeeennaa007]

hahahahaha Zach Galifianakis is the man

[OverStuffedTaco]

There's only one explanation. Zach Galifianakis is a robot!

[Tazzo220]

Like a Boss

[EyeronMaydon]

'oh my god, look at those dragons' lmfaooo

[moondra10]

@EyeronMaydon Bethesda gave him a copy of Skyrim way too early.

[RedLottes]

i want to see the full clip now

[haylie230]

HAHHAHA, like everyone else, I got from the creepy robot video to this. On another note, Zach has balls to do this on air.

[thrashandburn1022]

Bill waited for the off-air joint

[hotclubberman]

thumbs up if a robot brought you here !

[ItsOurFatality]

i saw those dragons too...

[mindlessfreak2000]

=o Zach Galifianakis must be a robot then...

[JaySpudda101]

From Robots to Zach WoW Now im going to Children Kill Strange Creatures....HOW DID I GET HERE?!?!?!?!?

[TheChoobon]

4 people are too prude to try the chronic...

[SlightlyShinobi]

It looks like everyone else there is wishing they had the balls to take a hit when it was passed their way.

Not Galifinakis though. Balls of steel.

[iKxdi]

its weird how we all came from human robots O.O

[OhYeaProjects]

ok so this didnt only happen to me (robot to this)

[bgdrewsif]

How did the creepy Japanese robot send me here?

[nick949494]

And I. Robot to weed. lol

[Mlantow20]

Not a single fuck

[TortillaGaming]

"OH MY GOD LOOK AT THOSE DRAGONS"

Was he playing Skyrim earlier that day?

[FakeAndGayOfficial]

@TortillaGaming this was before skyrim came out you dumb fucking piece of shit

[DJSoyBoy]

@FakeAndGayOfficial calm your tits bro come in for the bro hug bro

[BlubsGaming]

@FakeAndGayOfficial Take a joke.

[FakeAndGayOfficial]

@BlubsGaming same to you

[bears4scares]

gallif... galifan.. gallifuckin' ain't gonna work here anymore

[lindercm]

little indian man needs to calm his shit

[dinkidow]

If that was a cigarette.  He would have been shot on site.

[HailCostanza]

Galifinafuck?

[JossJossJoss1]

galifki-whatever

[Dasfunkehzeit]

3 people saw Dragons...

[Emu1gmx]

fucking man!!

[TheALAHOY]

DRAGONS hahaha

[MonatoFan]

I used to smoke a joint like him...but then I took an arrow to the knee...

[minimonoki]

@MonatoFan stupid people make stupid things even on drugs.

[SCHIZOPHRENlC]

*CLAPS*

[cspalmer]

I also came from most realistic robots!!!

[urboboy]

@cspalmer

so did i.....I want to see a robot burning a fattie!

[maddcatone]

@cspalmer haha me too! But doesn't Mr. Galifianakis look like Jesus for a second, upon holding his hit?

[4d4jooz]

This rocked my socks!

[GrotesqueKevin]

I wanted to see the whole discussion : /

[JOTSIMART4]

magnifico legalizar la marihuana!!

[LORDOFSKATER]

LIKE A BOSS FUCK THAT LAW SHIT

[EclecticSceptic]

What a legend.

[EastmanFilm]

It wasn't real. It was a clove cigarette.

[Crizzlec24]

@EastmanFilm lots of people just dont get it, funny.

All of the people in this video admitted it wasnt weed, I guess its more empowering to just believe

[eROCKaustin]

@EastmanFilm ya i'm sure it was fake...still awesome tho!

[eckoquest]

you now have my vote and services as a knockout fan buddy! fuck yea

[13redbulls]

what a fucking boss!!

[PhoShoskii]

What a BAMF. Zach you sir, are the MAN!

[undeadsecret]

the one guy actually wants it passed to him... Y HE NO GET JOINT?

[thetuber1995]

thumbs up if you were stoned and saw the dragons

[Norocmorth]

I went from most human robot to here......

[mondoisme]

@Norocmorth same here

[glomstarthecrooked]

@Norocmorth me too... wtf... ha. tht android is a trip though..

[MFLOVEify]

@Norocmorth LMAO YES TATS ME TOO LOLOL

[richsg15]

@Norocmorth so did i was iwas like wtf

[aplustek]

@Norocmorth Same here!

[purplegumibear]

@Norocmorth ahaha so did i

[gustonium333]

@Norocmorth haha me too

[fani5000]

@Norocmorth Me too! WTF?

[pyrofknsync]

@Norocmorth  lol

[bigredjew]

@Norocmorth ME TOO. I was just about to post that,

[qfuller01]

@Norocmorth same

[gonzisonsbc]

@Norocmorth yeah same here !!!

[Spanky777pan]

@Norocmorth Me too!!!!

[Norocmorth]

@Norocmorth OMG same

[eshawgo]

@Norocmorth  LOL.. i just did the same thing

[psychoclan]

@Norocmorth haaaaaaaaaa me too #446

[kparker1145]

@Norocmorth Same bro! lol



[icicles80]

@Norocmorth wow thats weird



[ThePineconeMaster]

@Norocmorth WE all did?!

Woah...

[MrSupaGamer]

@Norocmorth same!

[LetsMakeCucakes]

@Norocmorth Me too!

[grizzlytomahawk]

@Norocmorth Life is a trip, because many of us did the same thing.

[CinematicComics]

we need more zachs!

[TheDinosaur01]

Grampa Zach, what did you do for a living?

Well I made 2 movies circulating on having a massive hangover and i smoked weed on tv.

[therealplease]

thats probably some high grade shit..... i'm gonna go smoke right now .

[TheGonzaPoker]

he speaks the turth...THERE BE DRAGONS

[Zandabyte]

The balls on that man!

[ZachariasEinstand]

the only serious person who didnt act like a stupid child got the stupid child thing in his mouth.

[moqutpar]

Fuck yeah... you go Zach

[akwardpolo1]

he is greek a REAL MAN

[ArFeeDee]

Ahhh man I really want a smoke of joint in this present time.

[PitbullNL]

decriminalize some drugs is good because then the dealers disappear

[bloodhoun138]

He's my kind of actooorr!!! ლ(ಠ益ಠლ

[willwind85]

freakin love that guy

[zackhanscom]

just another stupid thing people can now legally waste their money on.

[odyss3ydb]

@zackhanscom because i'm sure EVERYTHING that you own/buy is just a simple necessity for basic living, and nothing more. Fuck any kind of self-enjoyment. Idiot.

[jimmywilliams77]

OHHHH, WHAT A BADASS!!! WHOOOOO!!!! HES SOOOOO AWESOME!!!! GET YOUR 15 MIN IN BUDDY!!!

[Illyria23alyssa]

you've inspired me to smoke something kennykpz

[Illyria23alyssa]

lol I love how the black man jumped when he said "omg look at those dragons!"

[BLOOD1MONEY]

@Illyria23alyssa hes not black.

[DoctorBrute]

@BLOOD1MONEY So who is and what are the requirements?

[BLOOD1MONEY]

@DoctorBrute you have to wear baggy pants...a fitted...have a 40oz in your hand...and have been shot at least 5 times and been locked up 8. smartass. he LOOKS black but to me ISN'T black as in AFRICAN AMERICAN just look at his name, hindu maybe?.

[DoctorBrute]

@BLOOD1MONEY I'm just trying to broaden my knowledge of what BLACK mean to pple. So that's a term, among others, reserved for only African Americans that fit that description? that's funny... I hear many people being called black and they haven't even earned their stripes. They need to get cracking and get shot, down that 40 and go to jail before they lose that precious title (BLACK). Where are they from... ? Blackonia! Are they indigenous to any land that matches that name?

[BLOOD1MONEY]

@DoctorBrute all i know is that i know the difference between a black or (nigger) as most people call them from hindus...if your trying to troll well you need to try a bit more. i corrected that person because yes the person is DARK skin but not black as in black skin or african amercian. the same goes for everyone that says that all Hispanics are Mexicans just because of their skin color or tone. he or she could have said "lol at the bald guy who jumped".

[TwiztedAnimator]

YES!

[mr94hitman]

oh how cool is he. -__-

[moses141]

This wasn't weed lol you people are stupid as hell, Eminem pretended to take 2 e's on stage in 2000 but they were just rolled up chewing gums and the police still stormed his changing room afterwards. Get a grip.

[skaven93]

ahahah but why isn't he smoking it for real?

[oiutn]

@skaven93 umm that was really weed dude

[skaven93]

@oiutn I'm sure it was, but trust me, he isn't smoking it for real. he doesn't breath it in. as he open his mouth the smoke comes out. he keeps it in his mouth, but don't know why.. peace. (sorry for my english)

[CanCemo]

OMG LOOK AT THOSE DRAGONS !! LOL!

He's Totally Right :)

[TheSuperBijan]

@CanCemo He's totally right?...He was joking.

[CanCemo]

@TheSuperBijan That's why it's right ....... Because peaple THINK it is like that ..

[mrdaniwin]

@CanCemo and his smile just after that hahahaha hilarious! he somehow reminds of ryan dunn! (RIP)

[EngrishSongs]

@CanCemo Americans....

[CanCemo]

@EngrishSongs Yeah xd In my Country (Holland) it's Legal to smoke weed :D

[MidnightPaperBoy]

Cali just voted and we are no legalizing it. HAHAHA LITTLE DOPEY FAGGOTS GOT OWNED



[3belowzerodotcom]

Bill Maher is such a douche bag idiot... he's a fucking liberal dumbass cunt

[vexorism]

@3belowzerodotcom Haha, like you're the intelligent one here.

[golearnthetruthnow]

THANK YOU ZACK! you have done so much to raise some awareness to prop 19, everyone is talking about it, and that’s a good start, and its a lot more that most other are willing to do to help out with wonderful plant!

[wolfmagic72]

Hey Hot Tub dude- pass that over here;-)

[IndyB69]

this shit will make disney land a hell of lot funner lol 

[chemlin]

EPIC :D

[jpatton1989]

It wasn't real. Maher and Zach both admitted it wasn't real. It was a prop from Bored to Death.

[pcx454]

I bet he was hungry as hell after the tv program

[MilitiaMackMusic]

HHAHAHAHAH Man . Zach owns life .. fuckin love that guy

[MasterTerran]

legalize natural herbs you fucks,corporate elite

[TheMysticGuard]

LOL!