Man vs. Wild - African Savannah

[tonganbabe98]

FpsRusssia, chuck norris, and bear grylls. Only survivors of 2012.

[fuckinlegend]

Bear grylls and chuck Norris. The only survivors of 2012

[haloman117100]

WTF why did the yanks turn it into man vs wild its not that its bear grylls born survivor in the UK

[bertthehost]

Who came here after searching "african death bush bear grylls" after watching Two Best Friends Play: Man vs Wild. ?

[ImNotCool69]

@bertthehost Damn it! You got me. :P

[demonjack123]

@bertthehost ME

[lilkid94]

im goin to take one last bite of this zebra...AWESOME!!!. thats gross

[SicEmPride]

White people...

[xorasel]

is this the episode with the african death bush?

[IWantKhat]

I ate my pets and drunk my urine easy! /watch?v=ialf5-IDZw4

[DeathByStiel]

Bear Grylls once made an arrow out of his own tooth and a Number #2 pencil. He then proceeded to kill an elephant with it and succeeded.

[Tintelol]

Bearl grillys : Guys we need to back up a little bit.

dont move lol

[xXxMrAaronBeastyxXx]

Hi Im Bear Grylls,

And im going to show you how to survive on the planet Neptune, using only monkey-wrench,

Three blocks of cheese, and a used condom.

[CrazyForChocolate101]

@xXxMrAaronBeastyxXx you took that from a comment on another video

[PrxpagandarK]

I see a city ahead... Better make camp and drink my own piss!

[Exessis]

Elephants attacking.. Better drink my own piss.

[megatron20000]

i bet all preditors like lions and so on, have been hidden from him...

[yamamura1234]

elephant1: " oo is that Bear Grylls and his camera crew? i want an autograph from him...but i cant reli see...wut if its only justin beiber?"

*annoyed and went ask her friend*

elephant2:" err... i cant reli see too but im pretty sure that that guy is neither Bear Grylls or justin bieber. Bear will sure come eat us raw for proteins and wont just go away like that and justin biber just cant make this far and would have died at the beginning point of the jouney:)"

[mybigtaco24]

@yamamura1234 ....lame

[Poya6666]

i like to paint on plastic bags

[rap4lifeman]

bear: im gonna go this way

elaphants: *starts breathing again* oh jesus christ i was scared!

[ultradude100]

@BlackOpVidsForYou Then you'd break your hand, and the elephant would rip your intestines out with it's tusks. :P

[xXxRyuuzaki]

@BlackOpVidsForYou kay, go out into that place, get a person with a camera, find an elephant, knock the shit out of it. and post it on youtube

[chessecaketv]

you know shits going down soon as bear says natural source of protein

[kaitlynroxification]

19 elephant bulls disliked this



[Morevalor]

You call that dangerous?!? I have this kind of experience all day, i cross my sister alot on the stairway you see.

[zabuza836]

@Morevalor same here

[Morevalor]

@zabuza836 What kind of defense mechanism do you use? I prefer my peperspray but a well-lit torch is quiet effective 2.

[zabuza836]

@Morevalor ripping justin bieber photo works all the time man

[Morevalor]

@zabuza836 Tried that already, but every time i touch the photo, my hands start melting away.

[zabuza836]

@Morevalor petrol match desert it works!

[asppiano]

bear gryllis , if you ever read this comment i just want to say that there is a15year old boy in kerela, india who loves you more than every body long live bear gryllis

[asppiano]

bear gryllis if you ever read this comment i just want to say that there is a15year old boy in kerela, india who loves you more than every body long live bear gryllis

[banjah25]

19 people didnt see lion tracks

[maethorize]

the last thing you want to do in this intense sunlight and dry heat is to walk around without a hat of some sort.

[PoutingXEvoke]

Maybe he should pee on the elephants

[hermitguy102]

wen is this guy gonna get eaten by nature im sure he is a good source of protein

[SkateordieTV11]

i feel sorry for the camera man at about 3:00 to 3:20, hes probably shitting himself at what bear just told him.

[smokill91]

3:35 HOLY FUCK ITS BEAR GRYLLS!!! LETS GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM HIM BEFORE HE EATS US ALL!!!!

[FreakinEugene]

Bear: "Holy austraila! there's an elephant!"

Elephant: "leave me the fuck alone!"

[Lozzak123]

19. the number of elephant in that herd that disliked Bear Grylls

[unreal030]

Kenyan lions?

better drink my own piss

[aklnrt]

I was ready for him to pounce on that matriach and rip her eyes out for some good protein then make a house from her bones and skin.

[gravityhammer25]

Nothing beats the natural beaty of africa, the only place that comes close is siberia, or alaska, maby some parts of canada but otherwise africa is the BEST

[TheCinnamonBush]

ive been there

[milkman5180]

Bear: Well its getting late now better drink my own piss

[The666thBowelOfHell]

"This is a battle i would not want to get involved in" yeah because bear didnt want to hurt the elephants

[KRONUS282]

elephant spoted you probably because you have a military hummer with soldiers in it and a van with your camera crew behind you -.-

[907dork]

3:55 "Guys" you need to back off a little bit. MORE THAN 5 PEOPLE WITH him.

[PoutingXEvoke]

@907dork Well yeah... they've got the safety team, the guy who holds the camera, and the other guy who holds that big microphone thingy.

[TheNickScope]

Bear, All those Elephants wanted was an autograph

[Reebook1509]

I would mate with him !

[ArmzYard]

Going to the safari seems like taking a trip to the hood

[ToAsTerStRoodLe3]

o shit that niggah is scaried

[manvswildbear]

Bear managed to survive even in african savannah :).It's official,he can survive anywhere :D

[772144]

This is the best job i've ever seen

[alextoob1]

In reality, without a camera crew who no doubt brought pistols:

Eaten

By

A Lion

[PolpettinaDolciosa]

What a horror, eating only the poor helpless animals to make way on YouTube, you're really bad all those who have voted: I like it, because all the animals that ate live larvae from the poor and simple, the hedgehogs, the Zebras, fish which leaves the brain, which sucks! I do not like.

[VSL123]

@PolpettinaDolciosa What the flying hedgehog dung are you talking about? I guess you're not very fluent in English, but are you saying Bear and those who like what Bear does is wrong? You're an idiot. Bear doesn't go around with an hunting scope and shoots down animals - he clearly shows how he catches them and is considerate towards animals. He doesn't kill for fun but only to eat. If you're too sensitive for something like this then how about you wrap yourself in cotton and piss off.

[KilluminatiiMakaveli]

@PolpettinaDolciosa get used to it, it s called survival

[kefka3]

@PolpettinaDolciosa oh yeah all those poor helpless animals which have been hunted since the dawn of freaking time. the zebra was already dead when he was eating it and insects don't have enough consciousness in them to feel ANY pain or even know what's going on. this is how you SURVIVE in the wild. if you got lost, you'd surely die if you worried about poor helpless animals.

[maggmaxxx]

Elephant: "If you aint from the west side of Kenya get from round here!"

Bear: "Were you mating?"

Elephant: "Oh he's gotta be southside Ghana. Get him!"

[babiiexcakes]

bear grylls: and these elephants are definitely checking me out, shes giving me a shake of the head, telling me shes annoyed.

(when in reality)

elephant: how you doin'? ;)

[hanna52901]

awww man i wanted to see him get knocked over and die

[Zimorodoq]

WarCraft III Undead soundtrack 2:33

[chorwat29]

Geetings from Croatian

[TheSlimShaded]

Teacher''What do u want to do when you are older''

Student''i wanna be Bear Grylls''

[sheenamae09]

3:15

Bear: "And he's definitely checking me out."

Who wouldnt?!

[FunnyRumel2]

@sheenamae09 hahaha ^ ^^ ^^

[theedalbroi]

"elephant charges are actually quite common" *googles 'elephant charge attacks'* "and actually, a few years ago..."

[christopherjc]

0:50 are definitely Ladder Goat Tracks! Thumbs up if you agree.

[christopherjc]

"They're sizing us up here. But I'll tell you what. This is a battle I don't even want to get involved in. Come on guys, let's get a closer look."

[TrellaVideos]

of course there's guards, it's a fucking tv show im sure the network pays for them.

[bjtow]

it's not northern kenya

[DeathAfterLif3]

... Turn round and walk away, show you are no threat. Sounds the simplest option.

[Lyricm0nst3r]

I always wonder wich cameraman is crazy enough to follow this guy xD

[xxblessed1]

So what imo, even if there's protectors following them all arround, and it's fake, you can truly see that he is an survival expert, and he knows how to survive without his crew..

[meemeepink]

dam, I'd love to have you as my teacher or something o.o

[ABCHitMusic]

watching these show teach me wild survival skill

[JohnnyMMB]

dont fuck around with elephants... I dont care how many snakes you killed.

[itachieye12]

if i was the camera man i would be like ill see u later and take the car leaving them stranded

[iJaydan]

@itachieye12

The camera man was also in special forces if not he'd probably say the same thing :P

[excabilus]

12 deers disliking this video.

[midoriuchiha1]

and then next to the camera someone says " so .... do i .... shoot it or something?"

[TotalWoWPlayer]

oooooo lol i was scared for a bit



[narutoiscool253]

i love how he just starts telling a story on how somebody got killed while whispering

[baumrutsch]

what is with the guy who have the camera ? ^^

[Demoliz5]

i would lol if he said that elephants r a natural source of protein out in the savannah wilds and here is how u kill one.

[Elajtenfor]

@Demoliz5 Ahahha same here man same here xD

[djtcady]

LOLipops

[TF2PTAka]

wow elephants are assholes XDXDD

[NorthCitySider]

Why not southern Kenya?

[TheeNoweKs]

Bear Grylls is my example of life. I could go with him everywhere ... I am a Pole. sorry for english

[ImAnnaChristine]

I love the respect he gives the animals.

[oziijb]

i wanna meat this man hahaha his sooodisgusting and funny

[PortalStillAlive]

3:15 and then the camera man has to fart and everybody dies XD

[ForDerekNotAdam]

when your an animal, your always at war...

[testing24215]

Behind the camera man, there is a tank rolling down with a man ready to call an air strike at any given moment.

[MaenINoldo]

Stupidest idea ever to crouch in front off a wild animal. crouching means attack position, that isen't really the message you want to send to the elephants, is it?

[UrMumzAGuy]

lions dont just eat human meat..........

[Foxxhole188]

man-eating lions ? what other types of lions are there ?

[fatfuckfucker]

@Foxxhole188

Well there's the ones that eat unicorns only but they became extinct..

[ddbd]

bare "fake" grills - what aload of bullshit.

[G3org3Master]

@ddbd bear*

[aatir7madrid]

those elephants are damn fast

[aatir7madrid]

ok m8

[JHENSLEY551]

m16's wouldn't do shit to those elephants lol

[50cal6]

@TonyCeylan I would say the camerman has magnum 357. and barret m95...and an apache is folowing them just in case...hehehehe

[HFMOG]

@TonyCeylan I bet your a little bitch who IS 16

[TonyCeylan]

@HFMOG

how much did we bet for caus im 22 and a big motherfucker :Phehe

[HFMOG]

@TonyCeylan sure you are, go play WOW little boy

[TonyCeylan]

@HFMOG

WOW ?? I never heard of that game maybe u mean WaW :P haha

[HFMOG]

@TonyCeylan mabey I mean WOW (world of warcraft) dipshit!! how fucking stupid are you? seriously, I mean, there's a limit to the potential of human stupidity and somehow you passed that, i'm almost impressed, well done =)

[TonyCeylan]

@HFMOG

waaaaauw u really got that of ur chest huh it really worries you my friend I think u should go talk to dr phil caus u sound a bit frustrated my man but thats ok your going mad over a joke i made thats funny hahahaha

[HFMOG]

@TonyCeylan only frustrated when dealing with idiots

[TonyCeylan]

@HFMOG

oke i think this discussion is done negative man

[laitela01]

@TonyCeylan dude, you got awful humour

[TonyCeylan]

@laitela01 stop hatin

[MortallicA91]

@TonyCeylan hahaha lol

[xPaniCDoX]

@TonyCeylan XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

[Vazquez71]

@TonyCeylan LOl... along an A-10 Warthoga and 2 Marine Snipers at his flanks..

[ABTGFX]

@TonyCeylan even if thats true... hes still eating maggots, poo, pee, dirt, swamp, and he's still risking his life

[idbfi]

@TonyCeylan Yee sure.

[TheMASDrummer]

@TonyCeylan

yeah he has 12 fully armed body guards

[kickoff919]

@TonyCeylan I Dont Think a M16 a "ACR"Red Dot Sight"

[TonyCeylan]

@kickoff919 maybe a galil with masterkey XD

[kickoff919]

@TonyCeylan Yeah

[TheThirdPrestigiator]

@TonyCeylan Hah M16's, they jam wayyy too often to rely your life on.

[gnpivot123]

@TonyCeylan i think there are 2 guys.. 1 with a camera and the other with a gun.. but all those elephants would surely kill a hummer and a few guys with an m16

[BoRSdom]

@gnpivot123 naah, there's like over 10 dudes.

[Ichamonji]

@TonyCeylan Bear's fingers are his M16s.

[Earthquakeize]

@TonyCeylan tobad m16s will just annoy the elephants even more

[ifuckdeadbabys]

you tube and theyre damn fucking ads before the videos to give a royalty fee fuck off!

[syrano2005]

you think so,

I suffered from injuries caused by an elephant before, doesn't matter how often they see humans, you show any sign of challenge they will charge you

[guitardrummer87]

"Kenyer" hahahaha.

[domoxxoox1]

LOL smart to carry guns just in case but in this situation a gun wont do nothing for you but probably make the elephants more angry.... plus it would take so many shots at the elephants head to kill it

[Adleist]

Depends on the gun...

[drakio99]

It would be hilarious that while he was turned to the camera about the elephant charge story an elephant charged him :D

[aatir7madrid]

lol yh drakio99

[kwfine]

You know when I see the title of the video,

I just thought he was going to kill a lion for his meat

[eleszar1]

LOL! warcraft music indeed! :P ahhahaha the guy who is working there i bet he plays dota :P

[k4ngs7a]

HAHAHA

no one wants to be interrupted while theyre mating...ohhhh bear hahah

[power123]

not just one of the camera but all of there back up got shutgun gatling gun sniper at the top of a tree and tanks and air craft vertical hydra.. this show just want to earn money..

[ukraine44]

i bet one of the cameramen had a rifle O_O

[OhShaTiTsTim]

lol warcraft 3 music

[extremewalk]

Ethiopia is a perfect Hamsterous Killerous hounting area. You don`t want to meet this creature on the plane. They migriting quite often using Ethiopian Airlines. They can jump on you and suck all the blooood out of ya in 5 seconds!!

[extremewalk]

and... I forgot to add that this lion was a Discovery Channel crew guys camouflage. They were hiding inside of it. They were making the next Bear Grilles episode. Dang, they`re looked pretty real. So I`ve walked forther and I`ve met the Rhinos familly and I`ve tried to ask for a time cause I was sure that this is a NGC crew this time but I was wrong. It was a reality TV crew and they were from some Ethiopian TV branch.

[extremewalk]

I had a situation like this one but with the Lion and I`ve bit a shit out of him so he begged me for mercy as he was trying to eat me alive. All you need to do is stand straight up and be a man instead of retreating or hiding in a bush like a hamster. :)

[Dashkid101]

You have alot of spare time you fag.

[meganeves]

extremewalk

do u rly think anyone gona believe that?

[sims2kids122]

that man is going to end up like the croc hunter. :(

[FeReL1223]

He pussied out!!!!!!

[viet5355]

Lol, i laugh damn hard when i saw ure comment xD

[LT21DTOWN]

i dont see you doing that

[ukraine44]

ill bet you will shit yourself in his positoin dumbass

[makeshiteasy]

haha those elephants are as tame as domestic cattle. he is in a national park and those elephants see humans everyday and they know we mean no harm.

[domoxxoox1]

You do know an elephant will literally smash your body flat if your stepped on and it would take much more than a couple of bullets to kill one

[farishawk88]

its alot easier to catch and eat the black ppl id assume.

[olly123o]

lol

[bmandown]

Actually, I think the first thing that strikes you in Northern Kenya is "HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT MY PLANE JUST CRASHED IN THE MIDDLE OF AFRICA WHAT THE FUCK THERE'S LIONS HERE"

[daydayakasmokey]

and that is why you always take an assualt rifle to africa an m4a1 would be perfect

[wowimnothot]

or dress up like a lion and growl ROAR ROAR

[daydayakasmokey]

now what are you gonna acomplish dressed up as a lion!?they can smell ur human flesh!they tear u up!!ROAR ROAR!

[wowimnothot]

ok i just think if i saw someone do is they would be my hero

[asshole0093]

an hero?

[canedaboi]

no way an m4 has a smale ound maybe an m14 cause its 7.62

[daydayakasmokey]

yeah i messed up by recomending the m4a1 u need a strong gun that can servive out there ak-74 is the best choice

[Amiraclesotrueinc]

even if they charged at him... he would be having elephant for dinner for a while cause u can never underestimate bear

[LATINOFUCKA]

the reason he went to court was for false advertising he said he was by himself rofl

[DoomMaster307]

I would crap my pants if that happened to me.

[Athrunwong]

Tough job.....wonder how much discovery pays his salary?

[maxomia]

not enough

[FooootballFreak]

i highly respect this person, and he has never said that parts of it isnt fake. He add som "fake" footage, so u can learn it, so u dont die out there. To all you peoples that says he is cheating. This is a program made to LEARN people to survive. Its not a "im gonna survive for 100 days on my own wihtout any equipment, for no reason" - Program! But, i understand you guys :P