Exclusve: Top 10 Rules for Surviving a Horror Movie

[SpaztasticTouchKnow]

It's still a good idea, zombies or not. xD

[rlaneyatclemsonedu]

@SpaztasticTouchKnow very true, but I prefer the "tap until the head is moosh no matter how many taps it takes... method"

[SpaztasticTouchKnow]

You forgot another...USE THE DOUBLE TAP RULE! If the killer appears dead, NEVER ASSUME THAT HE IS ACTUALLY DEAD. Another bullet through the head, beheading, etc etc, NEVER GOES WRONG.

Oh, and virgins can die now. :D Haven't you seen the new Scream movie? xD

[rlaneyatclemsonedu]

@SpaztasticTouchKnow No, I missed that one, haha. Yah, double-tap came out after this video in ZombieLand.

[Cimone09]

Another rule is always look where you're running. I hate it when the White bimbo is running through the woods and trips on air..... Also when running in a group don't be afraid to shoot the skates to someone. Better the killer get them then you. .... ALSO and MOST IMPORTANTLY!!!!!!!! Engaging in sexual activities in the woods, on a foggy night is NEVER a good idea

[rlaneyatclemsonedu]

@Cimone09 There's black bimbos, too.

[N2Y3724]

rules have changed.virgins can die now

[bearsfannumber1]

name one.

[bearsfannumber1]

aaaaaaaaaand I saw the movie yesterday. Thanks for your time ;-)

[rlaneyatclemsonedu]

@N2Y3724 so i heard

[879SCSP]

lol racist but extremely true the black guy always dies..except in the haunted mansion lol

[1littlg8]

number 10 is a rule i dont like niether does my friend

[rlaneyatclemsonedu]

@1littlg8 don't blame me, blame hollywood. im just reporting what i see.

[CptAwesome096]

WHY ARE THE KIDS ALWAYS THE FUCKING SCARIEST!?!

[JinxedRonny]

@CptAwesome096 Because, once you take something that people know as innocent and sweet, and make it evil and scary, you simply get scared because you're used to the fact that these things are sweet.

[walley2k9]

Fuck.........

U 4got sum key rules ........

Dont drink or do drugs

Never say "ill b rite back"

Never assume th killer is ded

Dont try to remove the killers mask if he/she (lets not be sxist) appears to be unconcious

[wolf25705]

HOLY MOTHER FUCKING SHIT!

[dukenukemthreed]

Rule 11, FOR THE LOVE OF GOD do not let your left-wing girlfriend make you give up your gun or ammunition!

[thebassistsoldier]

you bastard, ya got me! :) good rules though

[rlaneyatclemsonedu]

@thebassistsoldier thanks, haha

[syrusx21]

the black thing is not always its just the black ppl do their own thing and pay for it

[AskLebreah]

i skimmed through the video to make sure here were no screamers

i saved my self a heartattack

[WickedKnight07]

1:23 Like Jessica Biel in Texas Chainsaw Massacre for rule number 4, but seeing how she falls in the category of rule 5, I guess her sweet ass got saved by that.

[m4rtyr3r]

I can think off more rules 1.dont volunteer for anything.

2.never get seperated from the group.

3.never have sex or get a beer afther you had sex.

4.never do drugs, the ones that do ALWAYS die.

5.cars NEVER work.

The same goes for opening lock, using chainsaws(unless its the killer).

6You cant run in the woods especially if youre a girl who's dressed as a skank.

7NEVER dress as a skank unless youre the main character or a man.

8.Most killers have portalcheats so bassicly youre fucked anyway.

[SayaOtonashiOfficial]

I know you weren't being racist, but the black person even hispanic NEVER dies first. It's a white person.

[orkestrante]

at 1:51 you scared the shit outa me :O

[TheBillybear23]

thank you for the tips

[videogirl201]

lol

[AxErikDud]

the music is soundtrack from ''Phantom Of The Opera'', a 1922 horror movie

[coolchick100987]

that is very good advice, the only thing you forgot to add is try to only go out during the day and find empty, secure shelter during the day and take shifts sleeping, because even the most trained survivor needs some rest to keep going. THX! Next time put the pop out face in the middle of the video so it's not so predictable. =)

[rlaneyatclemsonedu]

thanks for the advice, haha

[GamecubeSilvermoon]

...Dammit. I totally saw it coming, and I still jumped. TwT

At least I didn't scream, though.

[leebuzzin09]

ha you never got me cause a read some ones comment he gave it away mate

[rlaneyatclemsonedu]

better luck next time? haha

[Freakshow605]

lmfao. scary face. looks kinda like my little cousin.

[wozza6]

that was crap cus i didnt even jump

[TheBeatlesRock4ever]

What is the song ?

[T0m291189]

i think it's the main theme of the phantom of the opera the old movie not the newer movie

[rlaneyatclemsonedu]

I don't know the name. It's just some scary organ music I downloaded from Limewire. I hope it helps!

[Katinicnew]

@TheBeatlesRock4ever Toccta and fugue in D minor

[T0m291189]

by the way with most of the rules i agree but i think i would die big time if i was in a horror movie 1: i'm fat 2: i'm the class clown and 3: i can't run for shit!

[TheBeatlesRock4ever]

lol

[T0m291189]

what? ever watched cheerleader camp and freddy vs jason both movies have fat dudes in them and both get killed

[T0m291189]

like we say in the netherlands at 1:51GODVERDOMME! NIET COOL MAN!

that gave me a fucking heart attack!

but to be serious: rule number 10 doesn't fit all horror movies i mean look at the texas chainsaw massacre 3 & wrong turn 2 and the original Dawn of the dead, all 3 got african american people in them and they SURVIVE! and if you use rule number 6 you WILL get killed, lieving your friends doesn't help because killers always go after the bitch or asshole who lieve there friends

[m4headshot]

haha good thing i was doing a fast forward when i saw the "gotcha" and the picture

[lavalordsofscience]

fuck you

[valky456rie]

dude ur good. I wonder what will happen to you if you will be in that kind of situation. I bet most of us would shoot ourselves to avoid any further suffering

[shaunmullis]

I dont think any ones guna follow them rules!

[darkfairy1100]

lmao, now all i need to do is be a pretty virgin for the rest of my life and i'm good

[magmahound]

you fucker