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  • I can't wait untill i'm 75 lol

  • thats fucking funny! XD

  • narrow minded insecure people that just cant enjoy commedy for what it is. It isn't real life asshole!!!

  • Diablo mercy dieee muthufukka diee bitch

  • @JailPotheadsForLife Nice troll looooooool

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  • anyone kno what stand up is this??

  • @deandre2420 For what its worth

  • @missballer9 thanx im about to order it off amazon

  • what a retard

  • Toxic dangers of marijuana proven in Canadian lab tests: Scientists exposed cultured animal cells and bacteria to condensed smoke samples from both marijuana and tobacco. Marijuana smoke caused significantly more damage to cells and DNA than tobacco smoke, the researchers note. (The Genotoxicity of Mainstream and Sidestream Marijuana and Tobacco Smoke Condensates. Chemical Research in Toxicology, Online July 17, 2009 DOI: 10.1021/tx9000286)

  • @JailPotheadsForLife ur the dumest person on youtube that is a fake test because even more recently there was a test done were thc help produce more brain cells

  • @ministerpopilyo Why don't you look up the test yourself, dumbass. The link is there. Hahahahahaa!!! Yoou're just SCARED!!!!

  • @JailPotheadsForLife I can't tell if you're acting in a satirical manner or just plain stupid, but seriously, stop: you have no clue what you are talking about and are spewing random pieces of false information in attempts to counter a culture of validity.

  • @JailPotheadsForLife obvious troll is obvious

  • HIV infection occurs mainly through sharing bongs or blunts. HIV originated in non-human primates in Africa and was transferred to pot-smoking humans about 100 years ago through beastiality, in particular sex between humans & chimpanzees ( a common practice amongst pot smokers). The vast majority of infections occurring outside Africa (including the U.S.) can be traced back to a single pot smoker who got infected with HIV in Haiti and then brought the infection to America some time around 1969.

  • @JailPotheadsForLife this is amazing that you have kept this going for so long and so many people have believed you

    good work haha

  • @JailPotheadsForLife < you been brainwashed?

  • @JailPotheadsForLife these people are retarded i get it your like steven colbert....playing a charecter lol

  • JailPotheadsForLife is obviously joking, you all need to stop wasting your time encouraging his trolling. jesus christ...

  • @Gestaposaurus Please don't use the Lord's name in vain.

  • @JailPotheadsForLife aight breh. lol

  • @420420heather the cops make money off catchen potheads.they don't make money off crack or meth just weed.they get a bonus in there paycheck for how much the weed cost

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  • like thats unnatural..where are the crackheads and methfiends? on the streeet smoking and injecting themselves...and the cops just walk by..yet if they smell or see someone smoking pot its jail time

  • Marijuana was here before humans inhabitated the planet...why the fuck are we destroying such a beautiful versitile plant? Because we are scared that it will take over, or the people will find ways to make more money than the government. I think its bullshit what america is doing, the jail system is FULL of potsmokers n dealers...!

  • Corporal Glenn Bailey from the New York drug squad describes a typical pothead drug den: “The first thing to hit you is the overwhelming stench of urine, feces, vomit, & pot fumes. There’s usually no functioning plumbing, so everyone pisses & defecates into the bathtub. Half-naked girls are tied down to filthy mattresses, groaning & puking from marijuana withdrawals. It’s obvious these girls are brought there to be drugged & raped by the potheads.”

  • @JailPotheadsForLife

    You are so misinformed..i'm from canada and our laws are shit but americans laws on marijuana are outragous...no wonder the jail system is overloaded and the law enforcement is wack. Because they are all worried about marijuana because they are all scared just like you because marjiuana could be the highest selling "legal" drug if it were allowed to be. If the government actually taxed it and allowed it to be sold to the public if you had a mediccal card they would make

  • @JailPotheadsForLife make more the selling ciggarettes.. Smoking tobacco kills infinetly more then pot ever EVER has. if it has ever killed somone it was the persons fault not the drug. there are people who drink and go on rampages and kill people. When your high all you want to do it sitt there and munch out and play video games. your lazy..you're gonna go kill people or rape them, As to your previous comment, the people in the book must have been under the influence of other drugs n alcohol

  • @420420heather Not going to go kill someone*

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  • @JailPotheadsForLife Marijuana doesn't give you aids.. now yours facts before sharing

  • @Mrdubstep69 Perhaps you should learn basic spelling before attempting to communicate with other humans on the internet. "now" your facts??? LMFAO!!!! And you're right, marijuana doesn't give you AIDS. It gives you HIV, which usually leads to AIDS. I never said marijuana gives you AIDS. Hahahaaa!! Learn to read, you moron!

  • @JailPotheadsForLife I've been smoking quite a few times and I have never had a bad problem with it, it will eventually get legalized and you will be fucking pointless in your endeavors. Good day sir.

  • @JailPotheadsForLife What does Cannabis have to do with AIDS? This is a bad trolling attempt.

  • @2Critical4You What does Cannabis have to do with AIDS? Ahahahahahahahaaaaa!!!!!! I know potheads are stupid, but come on... Don't expect me to believe you don't know the connection between AIDS & pot. Nice try.

  • @JailPotheadsForLife I know you are trolling. No one is this stupid.

  • dave is sick yooo! LOL!!!

  • Imagine gettin high one day and Neva coming down for the rest of your life? Wunda if anyone wud do it and what drug they'd choose? Now go listen to drugs by Kool Keith

  • @JailPotheadsForLife you are so stupid to believe in all this crap. Marijuana does not poison you at all you are talking about meth or some crazy shit like that. All pot does is stimulate your brain and it cures cancer. Besides there is no pothead steriotype because eceryone acts different when the are high. You are all brainwashed maybe you should smoke some to set your mind free of all the bullahit themedia feeds you. By the way you are one of those people that if the media said jumping off b

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  • that old man is trippin.. thats gonna be me when im 80. who knows what kind of fucked up drugs well have by then

  • @DaestE1 If you read what I said, I started smoking when I was 13 but I am now 20. You can't blame 13 year olds for boasting too much about smoking. Teenagers everywhere boast about smoking, drinking, and doing other drugs so that doesn't really matter eh? haha and don't go around calling people stupid. Acting like your something special. If you don't give a SHIT why did you even say something eh?

  • @JailPotheadsForLife so because you got a 4.0 and I have a 3.5 and I smoke weed your better than me? haha yeah too bad about my 3.5. That's so bad to have.

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  • @JailPotHeadsForLife. Do u think that everyone smokes weed? Did u have some gf dump u cause u were "too cool" to smoke so u hate and judge people and make up things? U got some issues. I've smoked weed since I was 13 and I'm a high school grad currently going to a university with a 3.5 gpa and every dam day I smoke dank. So I must be crazy and stupid? Right? Fool

  • @stuboy230 Oh and to you... I hope you feel really good about yourself. Since I bet everyone here can agree with me that its you 13 year olds that "boast" so mighty and proud with it, are one of the majority reasons its still banned. I dont give a SHIT if your youngh enough to waste your brain like that. But you kids always have to brag with that bullshit putting it in the bad daylight eh?.. I aint sayin you crazy.. your stupid? yes..yes you are.

  • @stuboy230 I got a 4.0 GPA in college, because I don't do drugs. Too bad about your 3.5 GPA.

  • @JailPotheadsForLife you are a fucking idiot

  • @JailPotheadsForLife dude calm down, smoke a joint, it will do you good.

  • Cannabis News, Reuters, the Las Vegas Sun, & other news sources report that a “marijuana breathalyzer” is nearly ready for use by the nation’s police. National Drug Control Policy Director John Walters said the cheap, on-the-spot tests would hasten the arrest of those driving under the influence of illegal drugs like marijuana. Chief Deputy District Attorney Gary Booker, who is in charge of the Vehicular Crimes Unit, said says 20% of vehicle accidents involve pot.

  • @JailPotheadsForLife what do you want, a gold star? If you don't like pot then don't smoke it, and don't watch this video...

  • @JailPotheadsForLife bahahahahahahahahahaha. I will enjoy my 3.5GPA use it to make more money than your stuck up bitch ass and smoke blunts the whole time

  • Let's see I believe that a lot of president have smoked weed. Like the current one and some of the recent past. Musicians of all genres smoke and they make hundreds of thousands of dollars. So no if u smoke pot u won't jus end up as nothing.

  • People need to chill the fuck out. More people have died from car accidents each day than weed has in forever. More people die form lightning strikes than from weed. Know why? Because weed hasn't killed anybody

  • @pwnedforlife 39% of all motor vehicle accidents involve marijuana (Federal Government Road Accident Statistics)

  • @JailPotheadsForLife Thats a really reliable choice of trust in statistics.. I'll tell ya im from amsterdam, and we have ALOT of high-drivers... alcohol still involves in 60% of all accidents (35% are default / other causes) and highly 5% marijuana. We have tests to see if marijuana is in your blood and our politicians would love to have a case. but they dont. Nice to see the mentally weak still get brainwashed by all this shit though..

  • Every year there is a record number of dead babies as a result of marijuana. Women have abortions under the influence, women have miscarriages because of marijuana poisoning, & out of control potheads blow pot smoke in baby's faces at parties. SHAME ON YOU POTHEADS!!

  • @JailPotheadsForLife "potheads blow pot smoke in baby's faces at parties" What?? where the hell did you see this. and other people shouldn't smoke because of that? thats like saying some people have car accidents so no one can drive

  • @zVlPERz he's being sarcastic dumbass. dont get all offended...

  • @JailPotheadsForLife Obvious troll is obvious

  • @JailPotheadsForLife hahahahahah

  • @JailPotheadsForLife this is not true

  • Now that was funny!

  • The picture looks like he is high

  • who the fuck is the guy saying smokin weed is the #1 cause of rape and murder? weed doesn't kill, stupid and crazy people kill

  • @stuboy230 That's right... people that get stupid & crazy from pot!

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  • @JailPotheadsForLife You ignorant moron. Educate yourself. Fucking brainwashed degenerik.

  • @JailPotheadsForLife SCUMBAG U TELL LIES CANNABIS IS GOOD MAN

  • @whitewidow9510 It's such a shame that so many young people are throwing their lives away by smoking pot. They'll never amount to anything. There's some who could have become scientists or doctors, but instead they'll spend their lives on welfare, or in some dead-end job cleaning toilets, & defending pot on YouTube.

  • @JailPotheadsForLife your dumb as fuck you know nothing

  • @krb0123 I know that pot KILLS

  • @JailPotheadsForLife Pot doesn't kill, Crazy people do.

  • @MusicNationUnite People crazy from pot-smoking.

  • @JailPotheadsForLife Actually, people don't go crazy off of marijuanna.

    Marijuanna has over 200 medical uses, that can cure alot of sickness.

    Look your facts up.

  • @TheTHCbaby Buy the new bestseller documentary book “Potheads Confess”, by Sam Shaffer! In this hard-hitting book, you’ll read how a first-time pot smoker raped his own mom in a fit of THC impairment; how a gang of chronic potheads robbed a bank, killing 3 customers & wounding a guard; how a grow-op owner managed to burn down not only his own home, but two other houses around him – killing four children & three adults.; & many other true & horrific case studies about typical potheads.

  • @JailPotheadsForLife you moron, stop believing what others want you to believe, i imagine there was a lot of information missed out on these case studies to purposely give cannabis a bad rep, what about alcohol? what about prescription drugs? what about pre exsisting mental conditions? I bet the studies did not mention these. Cannabis is completly safe as long as its properties are understood, typical pot heads WTF? you really are a true victim of this brainwashed society we live inn.

  • @munkfunk123 We're not talking about alcohol & prescription drugs, so don't try & change the subject.

  • @JailPotheadsForLife you had me with the first comment i read. But your opinion is so retarded it cannot be real and your facts are all bullshit

  • @JailPotheadsForLife I was generalising as it seems you are, talking about people that smoke cannabis as if they are scum, you really need to get a grip of reality, cannabis is a wonderful herb which causes's no ill effects other than smoking it can be a little bad on the lungs but you compare this to long term effects of alcohol or prescription drugs this really is a minor detail. I actually feel sorry for you, you are nothing more than a victim of the governments pathetic scare tactics.

  • @JailPotheadsForLife this is 100% a troll

  • @JailPotheadsForLife

    You're confusing cannabis and alcohol.

    Don't worry, it happens when one's drinking too much.

    We can help you.

  • What potheads call a “stone” is actually a case of mild to moderate poisoning. When the human body absorbs THC, it goes into shock & attempts to recover by triggering an eating reflex (potheads call it “munchies”) – the body’s attempt to stave off fatal energy depletion, & to flush pot toxins out of the system. The stereotype lethargic pothead is actually the body shutting down & beginning to die (From “The Layman’s Guide to Psychobiological Dangers of Marijuana”, 2010).

  • @JailPotheadsForLife

    1. "As has been previously reported by the US Institute of Medicine and others, there is no conclusive evidence that marijuana causes cancer in humans, including those cancers generally related to tobacco use."

    2. According to the prestigious European medical journal, The Lancet, "The smoking of cannabis, even long-term, is not harmful to health. ... It would be reasonable to judge cannabis as less of a threat ... than alcohol or tobacco.

  • @JailPotheadsForLife

    3. Not only has modern science refuted the notion that marijuana is neurotoxic, recent scientific discoveries have indicated that cannabinoids are, in fact, neuroprotective, particularly against alcohol-induced brain damage. US National Institutes of Mental Health (NIMH)

    4.Recent animal studies have shown cannabinoids to delay disease progression and inhibit neurodegeneration in mouse models of ALS, Parkinson's, and MS. Journal of Neurological Sciences.

  • @JailPotheadsForLife

    5. A review of the scientific literature indicates that rumors regarding the "stoner stupid" stereotype are unfounded. According to clinical trial data published this past spring in the American Journal of Addictions, cannabis use -- including heavy, long-term use of the drug -- has, at most, only a negligible impact on cognition and memory.

  • @JailPotheadsForLife

    Finally, a 2001 study published in the journal Archives of General Psychiatry found that long-term cannabis smokers who abstained from the drug for one week "showed virtually no significant differences from control subjects (those who had smoked marijuana less than 50 times in their lives) on a battery of 10 neuropsychological tests."

    And the list goes on and on...

  • @latronpe Hahahaaa!!! That 2001 study is USELESS. They didn't use a control group of people that had NEVER smoked pot. If they had, the results would have shown that pot smokers (regardless of whether they'd quit for a week, or smoked less than 50 times in their life) do more poorly on the neuropsychological tests than total abstainers for life. All you have to do is smoke pot a few times in your life for permanent damage. You stupid stoner!

  • @JailPotheadsForLife Omg... Get your facts straight

  • @PapaSmurphin Actually, you should get YOURSELF "straight", before you comment here. Get off the pot.

  • @JailPotheadsForLife

    I had a look at your channel and I realised I'm definitely loosing my time here. You just don't have the slightest idea of what your talking about.

    "MARIJUANA USE IS OFTEN CONNECTED WITH SATAN WORSHIP, HOMOSEXUALITY, THE HIV VIRUS, & SERIOUS CRIMINAL BEHAVIOR."...that says it all.

    You should move to Saudi or Iran. There, people share your narrow minded opinions while in your country pot is going to be legal in a few decades.

  • @latronpe That's it... use a red herring logical fallacy when you can't refute my comment that the study you quoted is severely flawed because of the lack of a meaningful control group. I laugh at you, & empty my nose in your direction. Hahahahahaaaa!!!

  • @JailPotheadsForLife

    No, YOU choose to focus on ONE study that doesn't seem right to you. What about the other 5 I've showed you ? What about various report from the Global Commission On Drug Policy, World Health Organisation, etc. I'm giving up because you don't seem to have the maturity needed to debate about cannabis. You just spit your venom and propagate false facts and accusation.

    Have a merry christmas

  • @latronpe "You should move to Saudi or Iran. There, people share your narrow minded opinions" Are you completely retarded? Yes, everyone in the middle east is narrow minded and a terrorist. GTFO back to Texas you fucking pisschugger.

  • @MrBombzor

    Did I mention the middle east ? NO.

    Did I mention terrorists ? NO.

    I said Iran and Saudi, where they have extremely rigorous laws against drugs use and traffic. Which is, IMHO, being narrow minded.

    If you can't take critics properly avoid the internet.

    I come from Belgium btw...

  • @latronpe bullshit you're an american troll

  • @latronpe troll

  • @MrBombzor No i agree with u, If you dont like it here go back home to your fellow dune coons

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  • @JailPotheadsForLife i really hope you realise one day mate.. cause you're damned by the sounds of it at the moment,, open your eyes dickhead.. do your own research

  • @JailPotheadsForLife i feel like all you are doing is making up facts, maijuana does not cause any perment damage to the brain, alcohol causes way more damage and does perminent damge to your body, cannibus is a harmless substance, no one has ever overdosed on it or been killed by marijuana alone, and your whole arguments invalid becuase HIV can not be transferred through Saliva.

  • @LaMotteSwag Who said anything about saliva????? No wonder you don't learn anything... you can't read properly! Everyone knows that most pot smokers suffer from open sores in & around their mouth. The blood from these sores is passed on to the other person sharing the same bong or blunt.

  • @JailPotheadsForLife Open sores? what you smoking? I have never, ever, in over 20 years, seen any pot smoker with open sores anywhere.

  • @JailPotheadsForLife so why do you come on every video that speaks about weed and post the same shit. i think you just wanna piss people off, and i think you know by now that marijuana doesn't kill or any of those shit you be saying.

  • Pot smokers are playing Russian Roulette. Sooner or later they’ll blow their brains out & die from marijuana use.

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  • I'm high as fuck but JailPotheadsForLife needs to chill out.

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  • @Hillhermit, listen to yourself. You're as bad as he is.

  • from which standup is this?

  • @filfoman I think it's called "Killing them softly"

  • @CutAzn no man, im pretty sure its not that

  • @filfoman hmm, or maybe from "for what it's worth"

  • @CutAzn i found it. its from his stand up in san francisco

  • one of the best in his profession.The hype needs his rent.Funny as hell!!!

    

  • @JailPotheadsForLife give me three reasons why smoking pot is bad and I bet I could give you 300 reasons why it's good to smoke pot every once and a while.

  • I love smoking marijuana. Thank you God for cannabis! You're a genius!

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    1) On Sat, Oct 8, members of P.A.P. (Patriots Against Pot) will converge to protest at targeted medical marijuana grow-ops across the USA. Link with your local rep. I know we can count on your support. Bring weapons to protect yourself. In consultation with our legal counsel, I’ve been informed that under the law, we can use "reasonable force to protect our life & limb." If we have to club a few potheads over the head or pepper spray them, no one’s going to mind.

  • @JailPotheadsForLife do you have ONE reasonable reason why pot is so bad? is your life just THAT boring and fucked that you HAVE to fuck up with other peoples happiness ?

  • @Andrex432 He's a troll you fucking idiot.

  • 2) I’m proud of the action that members of P.O.P. took last fall when we conducted a similar offensive strategy. 17 medical marijuana grow-ops were permanently closed. This year promises to be even more productive. See my channel for pics from last year’s P.A.P. operation.

    -Ben Winkler, West Coast Regional Coordinator, P.A.P.

    “Working towards a marijuana-free America!”

  • @JailPotheadsForLife

    We're with ya all the way, brother! Potheads aren't real Americans. They deserve all the shit we can throw their way. October 8 is DoomsDay for medical pot growers.

  • @JailPotheadsForLife

    @mudsiIImusket are you F$%ing kidding me potheads aren't real Americans? or constitution is on hemp paper! people like you make me sick next your going to say I shouldn't own guns screw both of you! your the real problem in our country

  • @sandmoose21 why does it matter if the constitution is on hemp?

  • @mudsiIImusket ya marijuana is totally un-American. What do REAL americans do? Get drunk off alchohol which leads to alcohol poisoning, car accidents, and violent crime. You have NO reason to be so against marijuana