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  • latifooh isnt talking bout all muslims only radical ones, eventho i'm muslim myself he is right. muslims have their rednecks just like americans have, it's normal in todays world...

  • He's funny but he needs to sit still for a minute.

  • this was the funniest ever...lol

  • and i will love IRAQI people forever

  • PALESTINIANS ARE THE BEST:)

  • @thearabplayer

    I LOVE IRANIAN PEOPLE because of the defeat of the roman empire

    and i will love IRANIAN people forever .

    I LOVE IRAQI PEOPLE because they are the homeland for the english and danish the ZOROASTRIAN .

  • Just saw him live! SOOOOO funny!

  • LONG♥ LIVE ♥PALESTINE♥ my♥ second ♥country ♥♥

  • go palestine :D

  • He's dipchit!!!

    

  • YEAAA IM ARAB TOO! but from lebanon! :D

  • PALESTINE!!!! WOOWWH!!! ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥

  • lmfaooo!!!! this is exactly how arabs are =D

  • Lol funny!!! Keep on goin!!!

  • i soo freaking love this one !! =D

  • did any body else hear 'boners' :s

  • who are "boders"??

  • @toshibacoast Fresh of the Boat= boaters

    fob= fresh of the boat

    fop= fresh of the plane

  • @jmikejapan actually you dumb fuck i am not a "fresh" you should thank me for getting your mother pregnant and shitting out a twerp (you)

  • @toshibacoast What? I thought you were asking what a boater was. I was just explaining it.

    And why are you so angry? I wasn't insulting anyone, I was just explaining. There is no need to reply like an angry 12 year old keyboard warrior. Take a chill pill, guy.

  • @jmikejapan oh shit, i'm so sorry for the insult. I assumed you was insulting me. My bad bro. Please forgive. I feel like such an asshole now...

  • @toshibacoast HHAHAAHAA. Not a problem. I understand that there are a lot of Arab-aphobic people out there and that you thought I was one trying to insult you. It was an honest mistake and nothing to feel sorry about.

    Not a problem. hahaha

    Peace be on to you!

  • That sounds more like an indian guy than arab.

  • stop pacing! jeez it's soo annoying! funny jokes but my eyes hurt now..

  • @riobassilo Actually it’s UNFORTUNATE THAT YOU ARE AN ARAB… besides if it was so unfortunate that you felt the need to say it in prentices, then why even say it, no one was going to do a background check on you and convict you with a the crime of concealing an Arab identity

  • Whats funny??????????????????????

  • Hey everyone ! go chek my arab comedy videos ! suscribe zegzy beoble ! ;)

  • im an arab (unfortunately) and i love that guy! :P :P

  • @riobassilo Unfortunately?! trina be funny? scumbag faget

  • @riobassilo Why unfortunately?!! You should be proud of who you are.

  • @riobassilo Exactly unfortunately for us Arabs that that u call yourself one

  • this guy is hilarious! i would love to see more from him!!!

  • fuck haters

    nobody cares what some little bitch hiding in his mom's basement thinks

  • I heart Arabs

  • arabs have like the best sense of humour in my opinion, obviously not the radical fucked up muslims, but regular arabs. very good ppl. greets from usa

  • @MrLatifooh Fuck You , Im A Muslim And Im Proud , Dont Ever Talk About My Religion Like That You Bitch

  • @OmarKhalid1000 Don't be like that Brother Omar. We should pray that Allah open MrLatifooh's heart and mind, and give him hidayah. Pray that someday he will embrace Islam and be saved from hell fire.

  • @OmarKhalid1000 rofl talk about ironic, you just completely contradicted yourself.

  • @MrLatifooh why you said fucked up Muslims lol by the way they are also normal ppl and funny any way just want to telling you that the person n't by his country or his religion just try 2 know ppl as ppl lol 

  • @MrLatifooh you're a typically retarded american, thats all i can say.

  • @MrLatifooh You know, most arabs are muslims... Not all, but most of them so I don't think its appropriate to say that there are the "f*cked up muslims" and then the "regular arabs". Just saying ;)

  • @MrLatifooh lol they arent fucked up, u watch too much tv

  • Palestine FTW

  • My father does the same thing when he calls. He will tell me who he is. My dad is from south america though and actually gets how the english language works and the slang here in the states, but he can't figure that out.

  • Very funny. A great routine. But what is a "boater"? I think he will be more successful if he stops pacing back and forth constantly. This makes him look nervous. But he is very funny. Love the answering machine part.

  • omg i am not arab but my mom does that phone thing ALL the time hahaha

  • o i love this dude his funny!!!!!!

  • Can you imagine being a greek-egyptian-italian born in Australia??? ;) ty for the videooooooo

  • I'm Arab-american, and this stuff is SOOOO TRUE!!!

    omfg, i was laughing sooo hard while watching this video!!

  • He's great!

  • his guy is a beast i have been 2 1 of his shows in pali it was freakin funny

  • his guy is a beast i have been 2 1 of his shows in pali it was freakin funny

  • this sounds a lot like my parents but not as bad.

  • Lol this guy is so so funny i laughed so hard i coudnt breath!! Lol

  • this guy is brilliant

  • ok ana mama .... lol well duhhhhhhhhhh

  • ur wake buddy

  • I dont get the "John is henna in arabic" joke. Isn't John in arabic Yahya?

  • @mbany92 john in arabic is you-han-nah as translated in most bibles but yeh-yeh in the Qur'an

  • @subzeroicefrost in reply to " john in arabic is you-han-nah as translated in most bibles but yeh-yeh in the Qur'an"

    its Yeh-yah :)

  • @mbany92 Yahya is a Hebrew name and was used long before monotheistic religions but the Arabs & Turks adopted it because it is written Yahya in the Quran and Arabic is a Semitic language like Hebrew so many of the words are similar but the correct Arabic translation of John is Hanna. Which one is used is really depending on the area an Arab is from and how religious they are, example: 1) if they are from Palestine, Syria, Lebanon they are more likely to use Hanna

  • @mbany92 example 2) if they are religious Muslims they are more likely to name Yahya because of its use in the Quran.

  • funny man.

    

  • stupid comments 

  • i dont get it...

  • israel is killing your people and instead of  making fun of other people tell them what jews are doing to ur peole

  • this is shite

  • Everybody's ancestors are from foriegn, but I never saw or hear them talking about them like this!! Although everybody's forefather had same limitations.

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  • LOL - I'm Palestinian and that is my father!!! "This is your father...call me at 617......."

  • great!

    

  • ghaza strip you motherless fuck?? 1000 babies died in ghaza strip. Very funny, you guys dont get that those fucks are not accepted by whatever society not because they are arabs, but because they are losers, and not because they are arabs. Jews are the most hated race on this planet, and were still able to prove themselves. Its sad but true.

  • u will only find this funny if ur an arab .

  • @emad309 na i thought it was good

  • @emad309 im arab and I don't find this funny

  • assalamu alaikum, my brothers n sisters hes a comedian..hes joking,,we cant always be serious we have to make fun of ourselves sometimes relax a bit

  • @TheHogan883 if you don't get it that doesn't mean it not funny right ?

  • could've been funny if Ramallah was not occupied by fill-thee-juice 

  • He is a Maronite Christian?

  • Maz Jabroni and Aaron are the funniest arab comedians ever.

  • @alibabanumber1 Maz isn't arab.

  • im black and i have worked for and been around many arabs, and they are very funny ppl:)

  • @CaligirlSofia of course humans are humans to judge by skin is insanity at its finest

  • The only thing Arabs should do in the United States is to deliver the message of Islam. Otherwise, they should pack up and return back to their home countries because no matter what they do no body will show any respect to them.

  • @majamr7 he only thing educated americans and europians should do in the arab world is to teach muslims the true meaning of islam and then then return.

  • @majamr7 its sick ppl like u exist, ur a freaking nazi, no one will ever respect bigots like u,

  • @CaligirlSofia Neither will the bigoted whites will respect an

    Afro-American like you.

  • @majamr7

    im not afro american u moron, and 2nd of all many ppl respect me, but no one will ever respect u and u will always be miserable for as long as u hate

  • @CaligirlSofia I can't believe that you have reached such a degree of persecution to deny your own race from people. It seems that this may be the fault of the Arabs in your country for not delivering the true meaning of Islam.

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  • @majamr7

    i think there has been a misunderstanding, i thought u were insulting arabs and black ppl

  • @majamr7 I respect them and I'm american. I don't think they are bad people at all. I understand the every race of people has bad people in it and that it's very few people that are bad. =D

  • @jigsawsviapprentice

    That's true only if you feel that they are faithless and bear loyalty to you only.

  • OMG that is so true

    Im arab - no you are joking

    no srsly, im arab - it isnt funnny

    I am not joking -.- - you dont look arab

    thanks :)

  • This was okay but not really funny but he's an okay comedian

  • kill two birds with one pebble LOL

  • i muslim and im happy to see were finnaly getting some comedians out there we need 2 as a sociatiy come 2gether jews muslims and christanes and be more intregrated.

  • @0danceingwanderer1 Amen. :)

  • i love arabs

  • most sucide bombings in iraq and afganistan are targeted at other muslims

  • OMG! THIS IS SOO HILARIOUS! He reminds me of my cousins and family back in Egypt, and my family right here in the US.

  • this guy walks around way too much im getting dizzy lol

  • this guys hilarious

  • John is HANNA in Arabic :D :D :D :D :D

    LLLLLLLLLLLLLLOOOOOOOOOOLLLLLL­LLLLLLLL

    I DO THIS ALL THE TIME !!! :D

  • Most of these people that say they dont think this is funny, are either too dumb to comprehend the jokes, or just dont like arabs.

  • @YooTouchMyTralala well said !

  • im iraqi so im arab lol

  • borring

  • LOOOL!!!!

  • acctually there is more suicide bombings in the gaza strip than in america

  • I kinda like his father :D

  • this is why being arab is hilarious haha.

  • Very good....I like him...good staright on delivery...more liek hes talking to friends rather than doing a show.. very natural comic.

  • I don't find him funny at all!

  • @Lamisfak lol me neither, the things he said are true, yet he didn't say them in funny way.

  • @Lamisfak

    cause ur slow

  • Haha he totally used Cosby's up-hill to school joke :D

  • He is not really that funny, more of a social commentator. A bit too serious.

  • i love arab americans comedians more, they r funnier :D

  • @troubleXme lol i know xD funny as.

  • Dudes just watch this if you already have uTorrent:

    bit . ly / 9fySR7

  • somebody smack that bitch on the phone at  3:40+

  • @highoctaneflight ahahahahahahaaaaaaa :) :)

  • No I didn't know what a "boater" was

  • @iOpener89 in wich post did i state that?

  • @iOpener89 i never said anything about Haitis economy. Neither did i adress you.

  • Ya he's Christian.

  • why dont you commenters ever talk about the actual jokes in the video? This guy is funny...he reminds me of my egyptian friend.

  • @Koranism Egyptians aren't arabs though some of them are but not all.

  • FABALOUS PERFOMANCE!!! i laughed with out stops

  • Fuck you mother fucker, I am Proud that i am Arab...... fuck you lil punk u should be proud, because arab people have the mgananimity, no one has it exapt us. do u understand faggot?

  • lighten up man , hes jus telling jokes

  • maybe im dumb for asking but whats mgananimity? im 2 lazy 2 google it maybe u could just tell me lol

  • u yemeni aswell

  • yeah he is making fun of his father

  • this is what my grandmother does, shell call about 6 times and leave the same message type as his dad aahha its soo true

  • haha, this is funny.

    my family is just like this, and i get the "you don't look arab" thing all the time.

  • he's not that bad... 4 stars from me i guess..

  • u dumb, if you are born over here but your parents are arab then you are an Arab American.

  • Why not just American? if not, what are the Native indians? American Native indians? how far back do we count...? in the end all americans are something before "american" like spanish americans....English americans...swedish americans and so on so on...

  • well, yh but you should never forget your roots, thats their identity, this is the reason why Haiti is not developing because they are still confused about thier roots.

  • I dont know why Haiti doesnt develop but all this talk about roots and patriotism probably is what holds many countries back. If everyone just saw eachother as humans and didnt care where youre from. there would be some greater development right there. Instead we se borders, we se YOU and ME instead of USS.

  • @schnajk..You hit the nail on the head..

    Some carib islands are doing wonderful..like St. Kitts, St. Barths but other islands like Curacao..the people there are still talking about slavery and oppression..and therefore they dont want to and know how to be part of tourism, even if that's there main income source..

  • @hackslash2020 still talking about slavery? that sure is some underdevelopment. Its sad that such attitudes still excists.

  • Yeah its very sad..I lived and worked there for 15 years..and the attitude towards whites became very agressive the past years..I am glad I left the island.

  • @hackslash2020 Good that you left before something terrible would happen to you. Hopefully they change someday so you may return or that you find another place/island in the future without the mentallity and attitude they had. Peace

  • I dont think that slavery should be forgotten, but i think we dont talk much about it! All we talk about is the holocaust and 9/11. Slavery has been committed in the past, we should talk it constantly so that history doesnt repeat itself! But its unfortunate if people use it as an excuse to be racist! If only we could feel the pain of the people who were once slaved, maybe that would make us better human being!

  • @washeem According to EU,US government and Europol there are about 230.000 people sold every year for diffrent reasons. The majority is sold to Fake clothing cartels by human trafficers. Also we should not forget the thousands that are sold as prostitutes. The weird thing about todays slavery is that there are solutions but not enough will power to do anything about it.

  • I am aware of that my friend. Slavey will never be abolished. This world is unfair, we are fortunate enough to lead a good life but still we complain about it all the time. We should always be thankful and grateful to god.

  • @washeem True, so true friend.

  • If you don't think this is funny, then you are slow in mind.

  • You not say it rright...

    "Eef you don't tink is funny, then you are veddy veddy slow in mind..."

  • Well, you might need to learn some English first.

  • hahha good one x'D

  • lotsa haters wow.

    i thought it was funny :)

  • u aint arab that's why

  • good awnser!

  • Outrageously funny! Loved it.

  • omg...this guy is freaken hillarious!

  • stop hating im arabic and it was funny if u dont like to watch it do something else than been dumb on youtube.

    5 stars for the video

  • You need a sense of humor my friend. I'm Arab and thought it was funny. And they were laughing at his jokes, not at him.

  • OMG. he is hilarious, my parents do the same thing.