Kissenger: Kiss Messenger. Kiss Transmission Robot

[Wibbl]

all my wat

[nodecham]

SONG

....

.

.

.PLEASE

[iGamerMedia]

is this real?

[Prox1015]

what if someone hacks that kiss and your basically kissing someone else?

[yaqizz12]

hunharca sevişmeyin

[fus3rcillo]

porque se lo han trabajado, porque han estudiado e ideado cosas con las que vosotros jamas soñariais, y porque gracias a gente como ellos el mundo avanza.

Pero esta claro que cuando se reunen un puñado de frikis ke no ha hecho ni hara nada en su vida, lo unico que pueden hacer es descalificar al resto.

[fus3rcillo]

Parece mentira como todos los frikis sin vida ven este video, sueñan con tener una novia en su más profunda imaginación para poder usar el invento, y luego descalifican a los diseñadores, debido más que probablemente a sus causas personales... Get A Life you Bastards.

Quitaros toda la envidia que teneis en el cuerpo, que los Autores de este video no son como vosotros: ellos tienen una vida, bastante mejor que la vuestra me atrevo y acierto a decir,

[TheDropdeadalan]

hahaha estaran como homero simpson: Para romper la tension :D

[RealAvatarGoolge]

Manual for woman: put this one between your legs and start to interact with your boyfriend wireless.

[maoellisto]

loll 

[VishnuZutaten]

By Cinco.

[nodecham]

song please

song please

song please

[rissababyrawr]

um....... this ish is awk. o.O

[ToxicV3nom]

this is really sad some people need a life

[greenmitou01]

some one can tell me WHAT'S THE NAME OF THE SONG IN THIS VIDEO PLZZZZ ???????

[greenmitou01]

what's the name of the song plzzzzz?????

[HODHAN0]

Plastic love? 

[Plazetner]

foreveralone? there's a gadget for that!!!

[rachid134]

we need pussy messenger

[wdoblivei]

WTF

[xcon99]

Tell me know when the blowjob version some out.lol

[TheLastPsychiatrist]

Here's all you need to know:

1. She has a Mac, he is using Windows

2. He is wearing more bracelets than she is

3. She's at home, he's at work

4. He's not the least bit embarrassed

#humanityfail

[fazMcLovin]

what? no tongues??? 

[chulo41297]

vsauce sent me here.

[maafiaazz]

wht happn ? if i rub my dick on  pig lips xD

[Destroyer4x7]

Thumbs up if vsauce brought you here

[jeefinator]

do they have this in blowjob form?

[xniquilador]

Can't wait for the genital version!!

[tehw00tnessftw]

I wonder how long can the distance be between? my gf is 1500km away from me.

[101Bahar]

lmao i would feel weird doing this.

-hey honey

- hey babe

-get ur kissenger i wanna kiss

- O_O

[tonystark159357]

or you can wait till you are actually together and feel the first time experience with her instead of silicone shaped thing. i will rather wait dont care if it takes me 10 years. shes worth it to me :)

[VidalChannel]

Now, you are thinking with portals.

[VidalChannel]

QUICK! help us keep the balance of the like bar!

[xirionful]

where can i buy one of this??

[TenderFlames17]

aw,Thats cute. Good for people with distant relationships. >.<

[player1vladimir]

So... i buy this send one to my girl and show her how it works and she replies you just kissed a pig you filthy cheater.

[shurbitup]

THAT IS SO FREAKIN COOLLL

[joemagic97]

When I saw the title, made me think of Torchwood Miracle Day.

[aturek112]

Tongue her lips!

[pilosa12]

Howard's version was much better. it had tongue and lips.. this sucks!:D

[SENALUVR01]

@pilosa12 Are you talking about the big bang theory?

[wailord100]

I hate this world and i am happy to die when the man will not still be replaced by a machine.

I am scare of the evolution, and i am not a old man in his sofa. I am really scare because when i see what can do the machine, i'm asking why do we still need humans ?

[3essi]

so bad

[Tiwaking]

p.s I rubbed your kiss messenger on my ass. Bon appétit!

[FruityDC]

Totally useless invention, at the end of it all you're actually kissing a piece of plastic or whatever!

[timothyy7]

this is technically cheating on eachother's spouses.

[mish3l506]

ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME???? who want's to kiss a PIG

[Doze67]

KISS A JAPANESE RABBIT INSTEAD OF UR GIRLFRIEND

NICE

[lciav]

what the..... who would USE this?

[TheGenuineChristian]

I'll LMAO if I see this being used in a future movie. =P

[Panou]

That's totally and absolutely ridiculous... what kind of dickhead would ever buy THIS??

[icarusxyz]

i'll buy one when i can make out via it.

[nodecham]

SONG pleaseee



[KJulie123]

I don't understand why it has to make noise...

[raphaelwilliam1000]

bitch, please

[huresoh1]

FUCK YOUUU YOU UGLY SON OF A BITCH ARE YOU RETARD ???????

[thedarkdomino]

FOREVER ALONE.

[BlindApocalypse]

WHAT THE HELL IS THAT? WHY WOULD YOU MAKE OUT WITH A PIG! WHAT? I DO NOT UNDERSTAND!

[JackieTheCaveman]

Now the question. Why not making more human-lips-shaped gadget? I mean, it would add the reality level to the experience... Just some basic forms of human lips.

[Jordanml]

Does anyone else find this... sort of strange?

[xxMissAdorkable]

Where can I order one of these??

[evalllamama]

Why is it a pig...?

[clank1]

Just out of curiosity... what happens if you punch the pig in the mouth?

[GoldKnightProduction]

@clank1 Better question:

What happens if you whisper "Fus Ro Dah" into one?

[PutUrVansOn]

this is so weird.

[AkamyWolf]

where can i buy this ?! :'c

[Maximka1972]

ананистам понравится!

[ElRinconDeGiaco]

@Maximka1972 obvious. rrrrrusian.

[4YouDragon]

)) это пздц!! скоро и ебатся будем через робо-штуки!)) - "суперанонизм" !))

(зато реклама наверно будет такой - это убережёт вас от СПИДа Хдд)))

[akedibo]

Foreveralonebot.

Really.

[dara860]

ควย...ว่างมากหรือไง



[TheSumsank]

with This i don't Know what is my girlfriend eat before ... lol

[flashaxl]

right gadget for those: FOREVER ALONE

[remypandai46]

A pig ? no one wants to buy it

[Plipz]

why????

[shsueh21]

virtual blowjob piggy next?

[nodecham]

song please

[deniwell]

What's the song?

[pactoro]

@deniwell shit

[BimYeuKeo]

blowjobsenger, eatingoutsenger, dicksenger, titssenger...

any one?

[kubinism]

@BimYeuKeo penisenger, assenger..analsexenger..

[DoppelgangerofDante]

@BimYeuKeo pussyenger. <3

[angia93]

im still waiting for squeezetitsenger, blowjobenger, makelovenger products.

[ROCKSTAR3291]

im waiting for the Pussenger

[jimmy20097]

really? come on... who needs this?

[ultramanryo]

weird

[avrosa]

let's kiss piggie noses whaat

[DanielRodriguesEx]

ok creepy but cool

[dakx101]

Lol you know what some perv will be sticking on the lip part. (hhm Valentines day soon) :P.

[HordrissTheConfuser]

Howard Wolowitz can now afford to buy his own place.

[MRxavo17]

LAAAG

[MortalCockblock]

Is this herpesproof?? xD

[gsk1LLz]

stupidity level: Beyond American

[iamlokingforchange]

@gsk1LLz XD

[OuttWay]

Next step :Dilsenger & Pussinger = Dildo & Pussy messenger & we are Surrogates

imdb.com/title/tt0986263

[AnnikaIkaWENV]

geile idee (:

[z1010pro]

дерьмо

[TheLordOtaku]

why a pig? thats just really disturbing.

[seeyaspacecowboy]

you definitely don't want to share these, talk about herpes to the max!

[FAYMprod]

terrifying

[QueenDairylolz]

LOOOOOOOL

[fsacriste]

I pass, the name makes me think I'm kissing Henry Kissinger...

[MinotawrTV]

Cool, but will it make me a sandwich though?

[rafaellgusmao]

POR FAVOR............ PAREM

[cloudswrest]

Woody Allen's Orgasmatron, version 0.1.

[heartsdisfigure]

this is the most awkward invention ever.

[itforward]

Уууу-ха-ха я щас умру от смеха.

Просто в голове прокрутил варианты на русском и украинском поєднання слів - поцілунок і - посланник

получается что-то вроде:

* поцланник

* поценджер

* целошлёт

* поцешлёт в общем, я в растерянности!

[dinhletan]

Good job ! Wait for F#ckengger !

[DK0526]

Its amazing it looks just like a human lover....you can't even tell the difference...LMFAO

WTF it looks like a cross between miss piggy and mr potatoe head!

some day they will have robots were you can't tell the difference between humans and they have built in sex organs...I really believe that .... but this is just plain ridiculous!

[titanicclash]

@DK0526 They already have those. Take a trip to Japan

[DK0526]

@titanicclash You'd have to be pretty desperate to not be able to tell the difference ....even with the best japanese models todAY

[titanicclash]

@DK0526 Right, but it was close enough to leave a tongue-in-cheek comment on YouTube

[MrRunen1]

This is got to be the sickest idea i have ever seen!!!!

[pipasaya]

live kissing....or not kissing AT ALL!!!!

[smile0dont0cry]

sick ! we are turning into robots !

[Ransomed09]

....................Wut.

[ItalianScire]

God help us all!

[AIBaron10K]

Is it farting?

[Rhari]

Not sure if like...

[libreg]

Why so many dislikes? This is amazing! You people have become so desensitized to things because of how often you are exposed to awesome shit.

[bubbamittens]

@libreg It's really not that impressive.

[mightymousy]

kind of a cute idea for anyone who has ever endured a long distance relationship, however, they sort of look cheaply made

[ChibiDarkNation]

...im on the weird side of youtube again

[necrogenesis1981]

This reminds me of that Big Bang Theory episode lol

[jjcoree]

Figure out how to transfer blowjobs.

[naticevo]

it's so stupid..

[gerbilmaster21]

wtf?

[DumbDuck44]

Meh, not interested until they figure out a way to telecommunicate blowjobs.

[xoFiroza]

this is weird, but I kind of like it. Kind of.

[conyo985]

How about that the reality is that you are still kissing a damn machine? Seriously if I kiss a person I have sensations of warmth, smell, sound, wetness and tongue of the other person. This is FAIL!

[siulcrash]

Forever Alone..!

[Gryzorz]

how is a buzzer against my lips feeling like a kiss ???

[jinkies121]

really?

[mickarea]

What is that world ? Come on ! We didn't fall that deep ? Plz !

[kokalmw]

can you french it like raj n wolowitz....hahahha

[untotendaniel]

ill just buy a fleshlight.

[ikyopmist]

this is like a softcore version of fufme

[lukekeith]

If I ever met a girl using this, I would immediately change all my numbers, email addresses, and relocate to a different country. I cannot imagine the sort of person who would need this.

[faustolg]

Ugh!!! That's FOUL!!!!!!

[BBnanner]

Gayly retarded

[spawnofstardust]

Forever Alone...

[tsutrack09]

lmfao, this is retarded. if someone actually used this I'd have to rate them a permenanmt and ultimate douch necklace.

[LyssusX]

laskjflkadjas visual novels yes

[Jbirdhj]

Does it only kiss the mouth?

[hxcmo]

@Jbirdhj HIYO!

[DarthMohammed]

So, are there any plans to make one with an open mouth and a tongue... about 6-8" deep?

[1Mau5Love]

So where are you supposed to put your penis?

[Risuna]

Henry Kissinger would be so proud.

[hoiningt]

i find this really creepy..-.-

[unusmundusunusmyarse]

I'll wait for Kissenger 2.0 - the one with tongue

[Opiate76]

Boring...

[stenlaked]

just need to make one that can open its mouth now

[smiggle2003]

sad ...very sad



[xenoclix]

*Kisss* "oink oink" WTFF?!?!?

[downunderdemocrat]

Howie invented this on Big Bang Theory.

[plasterdbastard]

Awkward... It's a mouth dildo.

[thatmename]

Kissenger Fleshlight anyone?

[CrazyGnome07]

I don't want to kiss a pig version of hello kitty thank you. But I suspect this will do well in Japan's market.

[GypseaMusic]

that's depressing

[tobbesupra217]

anyone but me think of big bang theory?

[rescuero1]

Мда...

[MrWembergcarlo]

Dafuq did i just watch?

[35sdphoto]

If I was lonely enough to get one of these I would expect nothing less than something that actuates the actual shape and movement of some ones lips not a stupid vibrator you could make this with a cellphone app

[alimoeeny]

It is fantastic, and futuristic, but I imagine the noise and vibration from servos would be very annoying and distracting!

[Korbenlisto]

@alimoeeny Not dude, this is stupid and innecesary

[360mark]

Lame lol