Nick Swardson old people

[kingbgna]

"Your grandmother was a ho!"-HAHAHAHAHA!!!

[kubinmurks]

THANKS FOR WATHCHING! THANKS FOR WATHCHING!THANKS FOR WATHCHING! THANKS FOR WATHCHING! THANKS FOR WATHCHING! THANKS FOR WATHCHING! THANKS FOR WATHCHING! THANKS FOR WATHCHING! THANKS FOR WATHCHING! THANKS FOR WATHCHING! THANKS FOR WATHCHING! THANKS FOR WATHCHING! THANKS FOR WATHCHING! THANKS FOR WATHCHING! THANKS FOR WATHCHING!

Spell chack much.

[BLUEVIEW21]

Nick Swardson is my absolute favorite comedian!

[guasto47]

don't tell on me bitch lol

[msobrien23]

quit complaining, or watch some other video, fucker!

[mundabi]

no im not fucking going to the zoo what are you gay HAHAHAAHAHA

[Mikeanglo]

I can't hear this at all...

[biggiebangbang]

@Mikeanglo try to pull your headphones out just a little bit but still wedged in the port; this often works for me

[CJXCJJ]

great vid man.

[Harrison814]

the quality sucks. Volume is weak.  Whoever posted this should fix it.

[RetepAdam]

Looks like someone has the same copy of this bit that I do on my iTunes lol.

Damnit, Limewire!

[Sahoniwaya]

I can name almost every comedian he is with in the pictures X3

[LadiesMan691000]

Don't tell on me bitch.

[TheROCKandOrROLL]

The zoo?  What are you gay?

Mom he said I was gay

Don't tell on me bitch

[mrsmotte]

...let me go I've more stuff to steal.

[defyinggravity0705]

i love this one! Nick is amazing!!

[tiffanyroeder]

My grandpa is 85..when he drives he never gradually speeds up, he floors it everytime.. he is crazy. and he is shaky so hes always jerking the steering wheel..im glad i have my own car to drive to school now ha..

[AmericanBlack21]

If your Grandpas a vet then that mite explane alot.

[sp1derfan90]

'did u take that?'

'i'm old!'

'oh, of course, hes old. he wouldnt steal'

[malbfosho]

thanks for wathching....lolz

[spongelovexxx]

haha i love your video description. how you finish with like 'don't bash me.'

.. You do realise this is you tube.. like we can't actually come and physically hurt you..

Anyway, thanks for posting Nick Swardson. He's fucking Gun.

Party

[chernamin]

ill fuck you up

[DemWhitBoys]

not bash him like literally you fuck

he meant like rip on him

[wolfmanjacksaid]

2:20 Bobby Lee and some black guy

and 2:30 David Cross

[wolfmanjacksaid]

monaural?

[hdhock3y]

Wow the volume sucks on this?

[WOAHXxXYUMMIEX3]

Sometimes its perfect, and then other times you can barley hear it.

Im sorry though!!!

[ProjectCivil]

@hdhock3y You sound unsure

[loganfrazier]

"whut do you think your DOING??

"IM DYINGGGG, CANT YOU SEE THAT!!!?"

"NOW LET ME GO, I HAVE MORE STUFF TO STEAL..."

[loganfrazier]

bash BASH BASH!

[thatrockbandguy]

2:13 Nick swardson and jim gaffigan.

[702LowDown702]

"The zoo? Fuck that, what are you gay?"

[iverbnoun]

i had to hold my computer up to my face but im glad i did. nick swarson is so funny.

[swebobelibobo]

fucking crapy audio. take this vid away. this just pisses me off

[xRhymeAndRhythmx]

I love Nick Swardson! Omfg he's so funny!

You know, your grandmother was a hoe. Lol.

[BronzeEleven]

Dont tell on me bitch!

[glass3sg33k]

F that i'm not goin to the zoo

[cjgriffin1213]

hey, ya know what would be pretty cool?

if you somehow found a way to make it quieter without muting it.

[nigznigz2]

shh

[Falcone827]

is he gay?

[hobodeath]

no.

[Falcone827]

thanks

[spetsnazisawesome]

FUCK ITS QUIET!!!!!!!!!!!!

[enderwign]

Wow, could the sound be any quieter?

[dave18469]

he actually recorded this in a library and some old bitch kept going SHHHHH! good thing later on that same day that old bitch flipped her vet!

[Irishmen115]

wohooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­oooooooooooooooooooooa

[twilightspoiler2]

dag burn it

[scodo34]

ya totally the yankees were ahead and then they lost

lololol

[emy434kate]

HEY WHAT DO YOU THINK YOUR DOING?!

im dyinnnngg

HAHAH

funnyystuff

[ILoveChanceTheMOST]

I love when he talks about the music his grandmother listens to. That is my favorite part!

[zedrein18]

"Your grandmother was a ho"

[Dragonstripe2072]

lol! "Let's listen to some music!" "brr! br br br br br brr!"

[6our6vampire6hearts]

lmfao F*** the zoo...what are you gay?

xD hilarious

[468416772137]

I can barely hear this -.-

[eldr1ntravvv]

David Cross is so funny too look him up if you like Nick

[mackolee]

david cross amazing

[vaultmanicecream]

Nick is one of the funniest alive!! It would be awesome to smoke with him!

[loneli4eva]

check out Russell Peters....he's a funny INDIAN!!! talkin shit bout his race...lol funnaaaayyyyy asss HELL!!

[pink3puppy]

tats my name lol its alleah tho x3

[dittrkovo]

all u guys are faggets

[Aro2220]

cant hear it

htis is gay

[blackblade123]

u need to turn it up noob

[mesame121489]

ahh fuck that lol

[thewilsonkid0406]

your grandmother was a ho

[solothyrn]

whats with the missing shirts? Is this a gay comedian convention or something?

[blackblade123]

gfu

[solothyrn]

aw come on. that was funny.

[jjdoyal25]

even if he was gay; does that excite you? are you secretly hoping for something?

[funhappysmilydude]

cant you see im dying look at me! now let me go iv got more shit to steal lmao ^_^

[renniksfreak]

i lovve this one i saw it on commedy central

[TroGas85]

the zoo?...what are you gay?....hahaha

[bongzilla2]

whoever posted this: the sound level is fucked up

[stehg]

omfg it makes me so angry when ppl dont read the fukin descriptions...because 80% of the time what everyone complains about the poster already said something about it in the descriptipon so plz read em

[bongzilla2]

it makes you so angry?? haha wtf? sorry i am not quite as "involved" with youtube as you are douche

[msandslimsuck]

yah u fucking pussy.

[spikewilly989]

thats because ur gay

[cmorls]

whoa - youtube fight.... thank u, all of u for reaching a new all time low... u must really feel gay right now... well, ill cya later (figuratively) peace

[Killerwings666]

thank u

but if u could of heard me i was doing it in a sarcastic manner even though i ment it

[lanedeg]

"your grandmother was a ho...."

lol...

[davefreak1]

I'm wondering how somebody searched for something funny like this, and ended up arguing with some body through youtube. you guys are both winners in my eyes

[AZfh92]

ahahaha :-)

[macapa888]

"Well um...I woke up again...and my heart hurts when I breathe...And another one of my friends died."

lmao.

[DeidaraIshSoMinez]

lol awesum! but try and get a better quality one w/ louder sound ^^" not to b rude tho

[asphyxiationxx]

i really love nick swardson. :]

[livingisoverrated7]

hahaha. funny stuff. your grandmother was a ho'.

and all you little dick-wrinkles suck at insults. haha. it's not just about cursing. be creative!

[saberous33]

"like I have 90 yo friends.."

[WOAHXxXYUMMIEX3]

No i got it of off limewire.

So shut the hell up. im only 14 =(

[LadiesMan691000]

@WOAHXxXYUMMIEX3 Hey it's ok. I couldn't do any better.

[Donald6309]

@WOAHXxXYUMMIEX3 i agree just b cause some one uploads a vid doesnt mean its theirs fuck u haters

[pillsburydude]

lay the fuck off....dumbass cock sucker if u can hear it its good enough.....and funny as shit so ya shut the hell up...

[Shintsu2]

The fuck you think you are stupid motherfucker. Your boyfriend's calling and he said bring the lube.

[distroya49]

Lol

[cvmike1]

Thats not funny you fucking camel dick asshole

[cvmike1]

jeez calm the fuck down

[pink3puppy]

HATER!!! :P

[CJXCJJ]

@Shintsu2 Wow, way to suck ass at... wait, no you just suck ass. Fucking douche, leave your shitty ass comments to yourself.

[Shintsu2]

@CJXCJJ Always the little dick stains with no videos that wanna talk shit. Fucking moron, delete your account and crawl back into the hole you came from. No one cares who you are, so for that matter you can just go ahead and kill yourself. Stop wasting good air other people could be breathing.

[CJXCJJ]

@Shintsu2 haha, your a joke, there is plenty of air to go around, even for stupid people like you. I have no videos because i dont know how to make them, i admit that, but i still think your being a dickhead. Im not a moron, thank you, and i cant fit back into the hole i came from. And killing myself is not on my top ten list of things i want to do before i die. So again, leave your shitty comments to yourself. XD

[danecook88]

your grandama was a ho

[TenaciousLeee]

im oooooooldd

[glassprison06]

Thanks for wath ching...?

[AustinOlson]

"She flipped her 'Vette man."

LMAO XD

[Komanova73]

i can't hear a damn thing on this

[stepgranpep]

Great stand-up, horrible video. I hope you burn in hell.

[Demon0000]

otflmfaolachhog (on the floor laughing my ass off like a crack head hopped up on goobers)

[ubbubboo]

get pulled over over who cares...the cops like, "what do you think your doing" " I AM DYING, CANT YOU SEE THAT?....LOOK AT ME!!...now let me go i've got more stuff to steal " LMFAO!!

[pwner1250]

I can't really hear anything

[ChocoGnomesAreEVIL]

''dont'tell on me bitch'' XDDD

lmfao

[fantasysreality]

Can't hear it!

[twobitmage]

why are people downvoting these people?! it is too soft!

Its not like they're insulting nick. Why do you losers have such a delicate sensibility?

[slingster3221645]

y the hell would it matter if it was blurry u shitbrick lol and watch grandmas boy if u want to laugh cause ur shitzz wizzeaak!!

[Thehorsewhisperer21]

man that video bit cock.. it was so blury.

[JoeNGhost]

"ya know when im 90 all im gonna do is steal shit" HAHAHAHA I love nick swardson and thats so true when im 90 im just gonna be a fucking bad ass more so then i am now hey check me and my friend out please on our page and comment thank you sexy internet people :]

[chewy01234]

I really enjoy wathching that. Aweosme

[THEFRAYxx3]

haha this is so funny. now let me go so i can steal more stuff!

[M6O1BZ]

"mom! grandpa said i was gay!" -don't tell on me bitch! ahahahaha

[robotroidfever]

learn to make videos

[XxWaveWarlockxX]

whut?

[tommy1tit]

shhhhh don't tell

[tommy1tit]

Nick Swardson is a god....shhhhh don't tell

[lipsofanangel913]

hey people! try headphones, you can hear alittle better. ITS FUNNY!!!! he is my favorite comedian! THE BEST!! cracks me up everytime!!!!!

[hondacivicsdawg]

i like him and dane cook

[lipsofanangel913]

yea...i also like Bruce Bruce. he's great.

[raiderfanatic76]

a noob is like the new person or a rookie kinda...a noob

[v6loveryami]

the audio sux. I cant hear

[0mega916]

WoW well funny even when voluem is way low n i know i spelled voluem wrong

[mrfurious767]

wow you cant spell

[somethingclever2007]

so what- just turn your fucking knob haha. thanks for adding this buddy. its got to hear this bit again.

[Emperorderf]

apart from the sound its ok, would b a lot betr with an actual video, but owell, lol "... what the zoo?! f*ck that, I'm not f*ckin goin' t' the zoo, what are you gay?!..." hahahahaha

[WOAHXxXYUMMIEX3]

I know i dont know how to fix it

[xefontec]

the sound is way too low.

[shspunkrockr]

TURN UP THE VOLUME N00B!

[Emperorderf]

U called the dude a N00B for that, man get real!

[tommy1tit]

U're the NOOB

[Jazzy25]

whats a noob?