Shit people say their first time smoking

[MercedesBnz]

"where's my lighter?"

Used to say that shit ALL the time... until I got a Vaporizer. :)

[alibabas925]

THIS IS ME EVERYTIME. omg its like everytttthinnngggg i sayy

[TheseYeahThese]

lol this was pretty good

[killuminatiplz]

a that cotton mouth aint no joke, still be fuckin wit me

[MusikInEternity]

Shoes are like...the best invention ever LMAO

[liamprum]

yea the " dude do i smell" and the " dude are m eyes red"

[B0ytaybeatz]

How is he listening to Kid Cudi if his headphones aren't plugged in.

[BSmotorsports1]

Aww shit here goes the Cudi quotes...

[alexsmellz]

"I'm so bored right now... no, wait, I'm not bored." I always say most of this shit!

[jojofoshosho77]

You forgot "Dude are my eyes red?" 

[taojaii]

you forgot ''can you light this for me?''

[hammerheadalex]

i love kid cudi and i dont smoke weed O_o

[kaliSidiana]

LMAO that exactly how my friends soundd high, even when theyre not

[abeavsproduction]

I've been smoking for three years. sometimes I still say that stuff hahaha

[elmnt61]

"are my eyes red?"

"i am SO HIGH"

"Can you wake me up in 5 minutes?"

"i'm so sorry"

"i'm sorry"

"sorry"

"so sorry"

[mrssmileback]

you have clearly never been stoned

[trulyxyours]

@mrssmileback ....the fuck you been smoking?

[ayOxSydney09]

i say this shit all the time . . . deadass.

[custardjosh]

the kid cudi part is so fucking true hahahaha

[Zimnyification]

It feels like my skin is kinda melting... or something...

[Vanillla8]

WOOOOOOO CUDIIIII

[N3RDProductionz]

@Rissa017  lmao my friends say that shit too ahah

[Rissa017]

you left out "dude can you smell me cuz i got to go home"

[maiaeddie]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAA this is so fuunnny



[cadyrose19]

you left out the constant asking, "am i high?"

[clayw100]

like literally wait no not literally i just really want some nachos

[skittles10001000]

kid cuddie

[FeliciaHumanoid]

Fuck, I hate cotton mouth. >.<

[SistaBlunt]

@FeliciaHumanoid i hear that

[rosathickk]

your so cuteee when your wearing the snapback

[Jaykestudios]

I will be making more videos soooooooon... So please subscribe. I don't really make shitty videos

[viciousLUA]

croutons ARE delicious.

[summerforsunsets]

It's hella funny... But I just kept watching it over and over again cause he's adorable (;

[modestmou5e]

ALASKA GROWN!!! :)

[joedaddy305]

this is stoopid

[movieandtvshowcritic]

crutons are fucking amazing.

[TessTheScLientist]

Yup that's me



[imstupidlol100]

are my eyes red? so true man haha

[xBr00talBaRBiEx]

this guys cute as shit . i dont even care . and stoners do say half this shit so people need to chill with the butthurt . there just to stoned to remember it .

[7conifo]

It's Vinny

[GraveyardGoblin]

haha its hella funny when you secconnd guess yourself in the video, that shit looks so real aha your sik for that

[mghnclrk]

i think i said all the same shit the first time i smoked

[ultimatenick37]

0:07 Eric Cartman lost weight!

[jackaceneedsboost]

So many whiny stoners in comments, i remember when i was 14 and smoked weed and thought i was cool, then i grew up.

[Personaforever]

...How old are you?

[BforBlake]

yeah because cudi is only good when you smoke weed, fucking retard.

[perlacuhh]

Daum This Some Funny Shit!!!('x

[tyskates14]

has anybody said you look Chaz Ortiz

[nicolek1996]

@MorgynGoesMoo You obviously never smoked weed either. Sure you're hungry, but you're really chilled the fucked out. You forget shit. Before you hate on someone use proper grammar. You're not your

[onelovev7]

"my throats fucking burning"

[XXcody123]

@onelovev7 your throat shouldnt burn unless the weed wasnt grown properly

[13vlc]

you look like vinny from the jersey shore lol

[MorgynGoesMoo]

You obviously have never smoked weed. Just saying. If you had, you would know that all you fucking do when your high is laugh and get hungry and forget a little. Your a fucking poser. But you are kinda cute. But your still a poser. :)

[samb202]

@MorgynGoesMoo Youre a dumb bitch

[brandiangela1988]

@MorgynGoesMoo That 'my face feels like it's melting' thing isn't a lie. When I used to be a pothead me and my friends were smoking some shit and my friend was going on and on about how his face was melting, no one else had that reaction but he did. Everyone is different. When I smoked it was always laughing and smiling a lot and occasionally deciding to bleach random parts of my hair (or my guy friends).

[lette954]

@MorgynGoesMoo I never respond too stupid shit but this,this is beyond dumb. Ive smoked yrs+ and people who smoke not so regularly - laugh/get hungry & forget shit.

No ones a "fucking poser for making and exaggerated video". I think your maybe 14-16? Poser still a word? lol . Jesus.

[letthatboycook150]

@MorgynGoesMoo Get out of here you herpes infested bitch. LIL B loves you. 

[hiyowassup2]

@MorgynGoesMoo One of my friends gets really fucking angry when he is high, and you forgot to mention that. Oh wait, it might be that different people have different reactions! Hmmm...

[lildeshi702]

"I'm so bored right now, wait, no i'm not"

[dfshjb44]

Shit posers say/Shit people who have never smoked say

[Gingerr757]

this kid hasnt smoked a day in his life.

[RADJessy]

i am guilty of some of these too haha

[RADJessy]

this is so true omg. PERFECT

[bedazzledliver]

115 acted just like this first time they got high.

[urbanrose51]

this is so funny and hes actually kinda cute

[lezliearnold]

i like the "alaska grown" sweatshirt lol



[twostepRMX]

"you don't even know dude"

I used to say that all the time when I was stoned.

[bunnylover4ever07]

ahahah sometimes i feel like my head is floating i dont know its kinda hard to explain!!

[Hooked0nphonics]

you should've made the video just an ass load of stoner coughs

[Jaykestudios]

@Hooked0nphonics LOL!

[StopAnimate827]

lawl. i make really random faces too.

[amusants]

LOL this is actually pretty funny ..

[ericajo114able]

super funny ! and he is way cute :)

[iangarcia]

this is super accurate ha

[entheoapotheosis]

1:35 ... So fucking legit

[mirrage04]

well that wasn't funny

[ryeRibutters907]

AK grown all day all day

[GoldenArc]

I used to say a lot of this shit when I first stared smoking. I can def relate.

[handshand]

probably should of made this atleast a lil hight with other people

[slaner96]

pause at 1:14 for ultimate stoned look lol.

[slaner96]

@slaner96 nvm u have mine buffered right there and it looked way different

[iloveyoubeautifulone]

"dude are my eyes red?"

[michaelt523]

Cartman?

[caliblake]

i cracked up at "croutons are delicious." lol

[Dylaniswaybored]

wait no food, yeah food. LOL

[Youknowme166]

LMFAO , the kid cudi part. Soooo true xD

[grovyle45]

Lmfao at the croutons thing #experience

[specialxbrownie]

this is inaccurate. it's like "oh yea, I do weed bro. I love getting fucked up off of weed. Yea i like to get the munchies. Yea but um, will you light it for me? Wait-- a carb? Oh yea totttttally forgot to cover that. What a ding-dong i am."

[geekstar9]

lmao this is VERY accurate. I think i've said all of these things.

[hippiehill1]

i dont speak in elongated words but otherwise this is accurate oh and besides the croutons too

[EsmeraldaCarmona]

Hahahahaha

[KaleidoscopeEyes318]

my first time..... if this is what I said, I owe my friend an apology for listening to that

[xxpigwars]

sooo accurate...

[RealSaulGmz]

fix yo edge up kid.

[xShadyLoverx]

Lol you forgot "Duuuuude, I'm SO high right now." when they've taken like half a hit.

[pandafication]

he pretty much nailed it but thats just me...

[MalinClaire]

hahahahaahaaa

[verrykitty]

"Dude croutons are delicious." i say that every time i'm baked. or "Dude. Wheres the croutons?"

[hallefishaa]

the Kid Cudi comment dsjalfdjhdlk; hahahahahaha

[conrock1018]

Nice Cartman hat.

[HAIILIKEMOO]

I'm so embarrassed. I act just like this D:

[TiLLIDie951]

I loved the "I have kottenmouth so bad right now." I say that everytime I get high. Also "Are my eyes red?" hahahaha, he shoulda asked for some viseen.

[MaryJaneeSJ]

ahha this video was hella funny why are people getting offended ismoke and ifound it pretty funny calm your tits people

[WelfareProduct]

dude how big is ur nose, i mean GOD DAMN!

[alca1992]

0:14 lol i have said that exact same shit

[eakpoop]

hahaha kid cudi!!!

[iLOVEyouPERSON100]

This is freaking hilarious!!!!:D I love your hats to!:)

[aaabluhm]

The part about Kid Cudi fcking KILLLLLSSSS it. So true haha.

[Jaykestudios]

Lol at all the people getting butt hurt -

read the fucking description

dumbasses

[sublime42zero]

you're clearly not a stoner cuz we don't say even a quarter of that stuff... Stereotypical bastard

[thesmashfloydian]

@sublime42zero Hence the word "stereotypically" in the description.

[TheDrunkinKid]

Anyone else realize his headphones where never plugged in haha.

[Gamehendge802]

1:29 hahahaha

[excusemewheresthecat]

so true

[randomKLML]

lol this was funny XD

[JennGheeGarcia]

hahahaaaa. hes cute...i love this video lol

[xoaneesa]

you are so fucking hot.

[420widplenty]

is it me or are his eyes never red

[rayrayamour]

@420widplenty thought the same thing...

[RaditudeLab]

Now I want Nachos...

[SammmanthaSheaaa]

Alaska Grown!

907<3

[crzynomi]

ALASKA GROWN FUCKYES (: best shit comes from herrrre :D

[Shroudborn]

@MasterTech008 You've never been to school have you? Do your grammar and punctuation homework, amateur.

[ComboPhobic]

@MasterTech008 Considering he and I have spent our lives around people who smoke weed, you're a fucking dumbass. Thanks

[zacrl1230]

It appears that you have had the unfortunate pleasure of meeting some very lame people that just happen to be high. They would probably be just as absent minded sober. But just the same, have a good day.

[Kifeyy44]

lmfao dude are my eyes red ? best line

[fishsticksIV]

This was funny!  Ignore the butthurt stoners.

[ABOM420]

thats funny cuz this seems to be the most accurate.

you have no idea how sick of day and night I am,

and How many times ive heard "dude, you dont even know"

I think people smoke differently in different parts of the country,

im in midwest.

[ashleymari32]

"You see my lighter?" " I have cotton mouth" KID CUDI is my favorite hands down, he's amazing. "Do I sound stupid right now?" this one is so true!!

[Briidotcom]

haha i don't say things like that. i just laugh alot and listen to dubstep.

[M4gicHat]

LOL i have so many friends like this

[KCWwarrior]

if you got munchies and aint got no chips or anything at home what do you eat? CROUTONS LMFAO!!<3

[FACIFUCINATEN57]

A for effort cuz hes right on just need to get reeeaaaaly baked first lol smoke up bro

[PoreoNoodleQuest787]

dudee, this is so fucking hilariouss.(: haters aint shit.(;

[dekingking315]

lol any bitches that watch this and hate it... aint blazing

[coolguyhaschillday]

one more thing, if someone i smoked with acted like him, i would tell him to gtfo or beat his ass

[coolguyhaschillday]

this video is so fucking bad its funny, watch it baked, omfg.......

[illhart]

0:44 "I wonder..." Story of MY life. xD

[zombiezdropbeatz]

Funny man!

You look sort of like Vinny from Jersey Shore. Like with one eye closed, from a distance XD

[Whatsername002]

Haha yeah maybe a little exagerrated but funny :)

[dazedmoon456]

"im so bored right now. wait, no im not bored." HAhaha thats me allll the time

[AUcrystalball]

he shoulda said like i dont know like, i dont know like, ya know? -_-

[susannahdetta]

I have that sweatshirt

[tsalazar02]

"I'm so bored right now. Wait, no, I'm not bored..."

"I don't know if I sound stupid. Do I sound stupid? Am I stupid? No, I don't think I'm stupid." lol

[SimpleScrubbzz]

NO YOU JUST SAID GAAAYYYY



[filthyphx]

this video sucked only funny part was kid cudi

[ECsponger2]

Kid Cudi sucks, hipster bullshit

[Demetria4EVZ]

Hahahahaha I've said a lot of this shit (:

Don't listen to what other people say because I say this shit all the time :P

[kidsmoke69]

fuck this made me crack up lol too funny haha

[w00t3rpl3x3r]

@Jaykestudios that was actually pretty funny lol!

[muffinquiz]

i know someone who sits in a shed all day and smokes weed.. and he sounds EXACTLY LIKE THIS!! "i would kill for some nachos right now.. literally.. well not literally !" he's said that to me! haha good job!

[daverunstrain]

Hahaha I like it bro! the lighter parts the best

[xXArtsyDisasterXx]

LOL hahaahaha I always say I'm melting! Well, I stopped after my friend threatened to get out the vacuum lmao

[TheNamesJustinV]

Lol this was funny fuck the people who hate this

[youfuckinghoe]

let me guess did you fucking ass hol try and make a funny video the first time you smoked? cuz youfailed its mobidly gay

[TheHarryLongbottom]

@youfuckinghoe nis speling dod ur rny glood at sengrish and your speakt it very wall

[Skrillazx]

@youfuckinghoe Everyone's high is different. I'm on several meds and I'm bi polar, I smoke and say this shit all the time, so shut up.

[91Travers]

@youfuckinghoe Is english your second language?

[rwaaful]

you cant eat croutons with cotton mouth..

[ausaman15]

@rwaaful I ate a whole bag last night...once u start....u just cant stop lol

[Jaykestudios]

@ausaman15 truth spoken

[HistoryLubber]

@rwaaful You can....but it's fucking hard

[TamarinTorpedo]

"i'm so bored right now. wait, no no i'm not bored" LOL

"it's so bright in here" lololol so true

[OnePunkyPixie]

Dude I have such bad cotton mouth.....hahaha. Love it. Check mine out on my channel! BLAM!

[bristy2]

Lmao you need more views, this is great :D



[Jaykestudios]

@bristy2 Thanks! :)

[Boxbreak101]

Hahahaha, the funny thing is... I love KiD CuDi and I was just talking about how awesome and different his music is he doesn't just rap about getting bitches and getting money

LOL Had this fucking conversation last night when I was baked.. But for real Cudder is tight

"Dude wheres my lighter" hahahahah

[ShroudedDoubtin]

Proster Style.