Bruce Lee - chinese spare ribs

[slimwill50]

i luv this scene. lemme show ya man!!!

[colossus112785]

that's Bruce Lee's voice he did a good job he sounded like 70s soul brother lol

[MrChapo1986]

He puts the cigarette out on the table and the waiter just sits there lol

[lowlypeasant]

I'm bleedin', but I'm bleedin' COOL, baby.

[Restless889]

May I help you sir. My you help me! Sure I'll like to have some Chinese spare ribs.

[themachofreak]

"you mean you dont know what chinese spareribs are? well let me show ya man

[fredo6589]

shud up indian little pounday

[bigrigJim]

oh my gosh !!! I was just telling the kids about this scene in the movie, cause its such a crackup , and I took a chance and found it posted on youtube !! Totally awesome !!!!

[NipplesMagee]

Did you see the waiter's/actor's faces? I don't know why but every one of the waiters has played in his other movies....even though they've died in every movie o_O

[SonicUnderground316]

@tminustwelve

I agree with you Bruce had amazing acting skills but I'm not sure he dub this guy.I mean if he dub this guy voice, why didn't do his own voice ?

[brownhulk2000]

I had no idea other people caught on to how funny this scene is, I wish that guy had more lines"you better cool it baby" LOL! classic.

[theoreilly]

That's actually Bruce Lee doing the English dubbing for the Chinese Spare Ribs line.

[daimon7]

@theoreilly

I disagree! I have heard Bruce Lee's actual voice and I doubt he could pull it off.

Don't spout urban legends! Please back this up with proof from a video, book, etc...

[craigomozfan]

Too funny

[Gideon6640man]

"Chineeze Sparibz" fucking mooliyan is hysterical LOL.

[MrElove74]

@Gideon6640man Mooliyan?.....seriously?.....w­ow....

[Gideon6640man]

@MrElove74 yeah it's Italian for Eggplant.

[tonesway907]

No its from return of the dragon bro, check out my postings too!!

[ReverendX1]

Is this from Chinese Connection?

(May you help me?)

[Guruguruchuchu]

Man I didn't know why that guy got punched the first time I watched this movie but now I know. I went to a Chinese restaurant for some chinese spare ribs with black bean sauce and that stuff was good. HAHAHA That waiter deserved the punch for not knowing what such an awesome dish was...

[muzikjedi]

LOL..classic! Thanks for posting!

[miraeja]

greatest scene ever

[chucke1963]

Dude didn't even see it coming!

Note to Chinese waiters:

If black dude enters restaraunt and orders "Chinese Spar Ribs" be prepared to block ribs!

[shawnxian73]

then he lay it down casue of the"Itis!!!"

[goodfellapmc]

this is awesome

[dcsh79]

LOL..funny..

[TheSnicka]

thumbs up if u love bruce lee, jet li, and jackie chan!!!!!!

[bronco200005]

hahahahahaha that nigga invented overacting lol

[CaptainSmakYoHo]

This shit was in my head for almost 3 weeks! One of the best part of Bruce Lee Movie that didn't involved him in a scene.

[tminustwelve]

@CaptainSmakYoHo Bruce -was- actually involved, he actually did the voice of the black guy saying the spare ribs line. Mos def, the guy had amazing acting skills too.

[OptimusPrimeribs]

Wow, look at the cameos in this scene! We have Scottie Pippen and Louis Mardona (Argentina soccer coach) playing street thugs!

[bizzdakid]

yo dis join is still funny.

[druha10304]

The quintessential soul brother 70s hip nigga jive turkey baby cool breeze monkey love ape baboon voice

[IconTony190]

He`s probably Sick now with High Blood Pressure, Blood clots and all kind of Funked up disease`s from eating too much Ribs on any kinds!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Let alone Chinese.

[EVlLDeD]

Return of the Dragon is deffinitly my top 3 favorite martial arts movies of all times !

[Nanaman12345]

AWESOME!!!!!!!!!!

[Nickdapantydroppa]

What's so funny about this? You fucking retards. I dare you to say this line in a Chinese restaurant.

[hollisprophet]

@Nickdapantydroppa Wow fam, relax, its funny because of the way black dude is talking, and he tricked the waiter to lift up his arm. It's not racist if that's why your upset. If it was a russian restaurant, the waiter was russian, and the guy asked for russian spare ribs, its still funny

[jimmyfoo3000]

@Nickdapantydroppa Buzzkill

[Skac01]

this movie is racist! The black guy is portrayed as a cannibal who eats chinese people and their ribs and the white guy is shown as a fat man who breaks stuff. Sooo racist it disgusts me.

[rick777888]

this is a great martial arts movie, but also worth seeing just for it's comedic parts like this one...

[hellokitylv]

One of the most funny scenes in history.

[retaliation1982]

everytime that guy talks it's funnier than Chris Tucker...maybe cause I smoked 2 bowls, "chinese boxing"

[nyxena]

This scene never gets old. It'll still be funny 100 years from now I bet.

[woodslover]

Chinese Spare Wibbs haha

[LEADFOOT63]

chinese spare ribs,lol,well at least bruce lee put him in his place

[luisoncln]

diiiickss!, but we'll show them in the end!

[hindzy57]

lol!!! what a classic

[fadednite]

I totally forgot about this scene. It is the funniest scene ever!

[fearfactor22]

Mwahaha, next time I go to a Chinese resturant I am so doing that. I have nothing against the Chinese, but this is just funny as hell hehe. Might get my ass kicked or put in jail but it'd be so worth it!

[dp100eboggan]

This scene just totally makes me wanna take over a chinese restaurant!

[920mario]

me, my mom and aunt die everytime we see this yo lol

[AlphaDog147]

mY FAV SCENE CANT BELIEve I JUS typed this and its oN LOOOOOOOOOOOOOL O YEA

[acsdx]

best scene in the history of cinema

[matthuelee678]

dumb nigger can only cheat

[MegaManZeroV1]

LMFAO!!! I just saw this part of the movie again on G4tv and had to look it up online to see if this was a popular scene. Shit had me dyin'.

I googled "spare ribs way of the dragon" and this video came up lol.

[jayteamlutha]

lol hell yea tht shit was funny

[kac0404]

Does anyone know who this black dude is? He is too funny!

[MrChineseLee]

The results of the foreigners are terrible. They are beaten up by Bruce Lee.

[theboss9190]

whats the name of that black guy?

[dp100eboggan]

I want to take over the chinese restaurant down the street from my job... that place is a gold mine. Anybody with me?

[cebukid70]

Does anybody know the answer to this question: What language were the thugs - both the black and Italian ones - speaking on the UNDUBBED version? This is one of the things that made this movie so great and so funny - the bad dubbing.

[DunluceWarlock]

eh im pretty sure they were speaking cantonese in the original version.

[spankeejohnson]

I cant believe so many people found this scene as funny as we did back in the day. This is a true classic.

[CrouchingPoo]

0:56 the grunt that waiter makes after he gets hit is HILARIOUS too!

[rawLuv]

classique!

[CrouchingPoo]

LMFAO!! We used to rewind this part endless times back in the 80's. so glad i was able to find it again!! that blck dudes voice is the best EVEHA!!

[SDPaldora1]

@CrouchingPoo there was two english voices for him wasn't there lol?

[richh32]

so funny.

[exusmc04]

What is this guy's name in real life? I've looked everywhere and I can't find it.

[ralphyboy26]

this guy is so funny

[StylisticLlama]

My God, I think I've been quoting this verbatim since I was three years old.

[rcaton1]

I can call up either of my 2 brothers and we'll start a word for word quote of this in the middle of any convo we're having.... LMFAO!!

[dp100eboggan]

You my friend should be the ruler of earth! Everybody should quote this flick in regular conversation once an hour!

[Roger161]

Classic !!

[ramcity]

They left out second part where he says "hey what are you doing?" And the brother says "Yee-iu know what we're doin'... You all shoulda' left this little restaurant!"

[TeRRoRx503]

i was looking this up on the net after hearing the diolog in a buckethead song"Telegraph land of the crispies"

and sence its from a bruce lee movie it makes perfect sence why its in the song

[TonyPoshepni]

Yah! Chris Tucker would have been perfect for this role on a remake! LOL!!

[SpankRamen2]

Kimbo Slice? Hell-to-the-naw.

CHRIS TUCKER.

[jabron1973]

the greatest goons in cinema history right here

[psyloesuperstar]

Amen to that!

[NeedBetterLoginName]

It's funny because it's true.

[snakejohnson]

This is one of the funniest scenes in movie history. Can't believe the poor guy fell for it

[DANELLAKNIGHT]

lol...well let me show you man....lol

[superharry626]

dude i wanted to see what the fuck happens

oh wait i know bruce kicks the fucking shit out of them amirite

[geneticman13]

lol

[jackandjill45]

this is so funny, my faviroute part of the movie

[swiv2d]

Aaargh, if only gangs were still like this. I'm not sure but that 'KungFu' guy in the movie said in the audio commentary that Bruce did the voices for the extra actors so if that is true then he's quiet a sterotypical little fucker isn't he lol.

[Ronin228]

Best clip ever! I search specifically for this clip with the title "chinese spare ribs".  I once got in trouble at work because I made this clip my answering machine message in 1997. Boss wasn't to happy when he left me a message and heard this.

[mantagrae]

dude its hilarious you named the clip chinese spare ribs, lmao

[dayo4ever]

Man this was one of my favorite clips when I was a kid. "You mean to tell me, you...you don't know what Chinese spare ribs are"

[djmaui]

Funny ass shiet. My friends and I use that line all the time. Thanks to ufor1a for posting. Gonna ad this clip to my myspace page. LOL (classic)

[DLPBurke]

MAY YOU HEEELP MEEEeeeeee...SUrrre!

"close, the dooOOoor" "better cool it! baAbby!"

haha what an awful voice actor that guy was for this dub. Bruce still rocks though and this guy is fraggin hilarious

[jabron1973]

believe it or not but that is actually bruce lee dubbing the goon's voice which makes it even more funny.

[Dragonstyle17]

I doubt that.

[saamgeuk]

actually, that's not bruce lee dubbing the goon's voice. this movie is the american version called "return of the dragon".

the chinese version is called "way of the dragon" and you can clearly hear bruce lee's voice dubbing the goon in english.

[kfranciosi]

I doubt that was a voice "actor" dude

[acacosta77]

Is that Q tip in the white tee shirt?

[navyman4]

DUUUUUUUUDE, that looks a hellava like Q-tip for real!!!!!!!!!

[Jenisha22]

LMAO! Look like he could be that nigga daddy

[dilliot2k]

YES!!!! CHINESE SPARE RIBS!

[baleheads]

"May I help you?"

"May you help me? Suuuure."

[tommysd]

i can't wait to try that trick at the local panda express!

[armst012]

bwa ha ha

CHINESE SPARE RIBS

[trementatis]

burrito

[AndyCR75]

Best scene in cinema. Ever.

[ishhod]

HAHA! Sooo funny!