TORTOISE BITES DOGS BALLS

[MrSiiKez]

@cochranes Filthy fucking cunts, this video can be used as proof of animal cruelty.

[cochranes]

@MrSiiKez - thats great... I hope they catch them.

[megaaap100]

Dog-0 turtle-100000

[SubComFeppo]

Turtle: "Have kids?"

Dog: "No."

Turtle: "Want em?"

[taterboob]

Dang, turtle ate the entire dog in a matter of seconds.

[turtlelover191]

Turtle: Grapes my favorite! *Bites*

[LuredDecoy]

It's only nature so don't be mad at the owner.

[bigwhey]

So whats the story? What ended up happening to his balls?

[TheNathanNS]

Ah fuck that me laugh so hard.

[gruffgruff92]

i bet the poor fella didn't die nor get any permanent damage from this, he just learned that he shouldnt leave turtles near his balls, and also that shit was hilarious :')

[ricosuaveon2]

@gruffgruff92 Somehow I think if they were your testicals you wouldn't think it funny.

[devastator44]

damn don't you hate when that happens?

[supershadow125]

I love how bitchy people get over one little video. All of you are idiots. if you are gonna bitch, cry, and moan, kindly exit the internet and leave everyone out of it. This was actually funny for a good chuckle, cause it's not my dog getting hurt. now then. shut up and watch the damn video.

[SharkieFitch]

i seen i liked did you

[Movera2k]

I tried not to laugh but couldn't help it.

[ColeYounger88]

I think im gonna die lmao

[Mikeota001]

LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[glitteryshoes84]

Your sick! I like how you try to deny you had any input - Except for the fact that you first of all put two animals together that do not normally interact. Then filmed it, clearly seen it coming and still did nothing about it. Maybe one day you will come back as a dog and a turtle will bite your balls.. dont worry though, it wont permanantly scar you or anything!

[Volvicasaurusalan]

Poor dog. I love turtles though.

[oldboi1]

if im honest i thort it was quite amusing

[iamcherished4ever]

With out even paying attention to the title of this video, and starting to watch this you can all ready tell what would happen to the poor dog. who ever was filming this knew what coming and should have done something before it happened. If the turtle is known to bite, it should not have been close to the poor dogs balls. video taping it means it was planned. You should be ashamed for yourselves and should not even have such animals in your possession for such cruelty.

[MijitoPorQue]

fuck mee!!!!! hahahahahahaahahahahahahaa

[bassinum]

Stupid woman, get back to the kitchen and get me my food, BITCH!!!

[thramagen]

that turtle really wanted those dog balls

[Avadakedavra989]

Lol

[javierhayden94]

I want this video on my A90 phone.

[NaturalDoll4b]

Turtle "I thought we was cool''

[PossiblyMentalJessi]

This is terrible but so funneh :D

[Rugaar]

1:14 Headcrab

[GCEism]

Changes from 240p to 360p....

No difference.

[Lishaaaaaaa]

scumbag dog got what he deserved

[Cidersonful]

LMFAO

[JuhMoskita]

i started watching horse videos now im at dogs being bit in the nuts by turtles... ok fine lets move on.. OH CAT VIDEOS!!

[OGLUIGI13]

LOL



[cheshirecat14]

The turtle just wanted for the dog to be neutered.

[potsiiscool]

Turtle: "would you look at that! two beautiful cherries. God bless the bounty that this earth has provided me"

[yosobro2140]

OMFG LOL

[yosobro2140]

LOL

[rj1ist]

poor dog just got Sandusky

[Super33Human]

Why even let this happen to your dog?

[tutuChan17]

WINNER!!!

[cromartie800]

This is so fucked up! Us Americans are humane, we have our dogs drugged up and surgically remove both balls!!!

[Shmuck60]

@cromartie800 Wait, we're supposed to drug them first?!

[Parkjisung91]

description is fucking wrong.

wtf do u mean 'did u see any human palce the turtle on the dog's ball?'

it was placed near the dog at the start of the video and im pretty sure they placed it before hand so they won't get any shits. if this was intentional, i hope u or anyone who did this fucking get their balls bitten by turtle.

[burntwaffle37]

1:05

[wonkeytjuuuh]

tortoises has the strongest bite power of all animals.

imagine that goin' trough you balls when they's biting full power!

[yosobro2140]

@wonkeytjuuuh Actually its the saltwater croc or great white shark fucking dumbass

[wonkeytjuuuh]

@yosobro2140 i ment it's one of the most powerfull bites you dumbass,

[wonkeytjuuuh]

@yosobro2140 And i bet you googled that and didn't know it yourself.

[rivalcf4]

You know how hard tortoises can bite.. Insane pain.

[dinobecker614]

Your video went viral on Montenegro

[patriotgirl330]

This is why we cut their nuts off...to keep them from getting hurt like this lol.

[thomas034818]

ahhaahahahhaahha

[Throns95]

@thomas034818 Bawi Cię to? Idiota.. Żeby Ciebie żółw nie ugryzł w jajca. 

[kokyo45]

Esto si es dolor!

[pppjodie]

why would you let the dog put that tortoise in its mouth, the dog probably bit his fucking head, no wonder the tortoise went for his balls, if one of my dogs got one of my tortoises head like that i would go mental..not film it ffs.

[tonym144]

Extreme pain in 3 . . . 2 . . . 1 . . .

[senuoy100]

hahahahaaha xD

[MrEric1384]

That's hurt!!!!

[Lmaobama]

LOL  That shit's funny

[lewiedavies]

this reminds me of one crazy night i had in Bangkok

[xMasterKaix]

@lewiedavies LOL

[Mindraker1]

After seeing the videos of the mice getting ripped in half by turtles, that had to hurt, dude.

[DeadlyRamon]

From the bottom of my heart, thank you, camerawoman, for not interfering with the animals' interaction and thus capturing on film one of the funniest videos ever posted to Youtube!

[fendertelecaster8225]

so funny that I took a dump in my trousers!

[howettking]

poor dog

[007foppe]

turtle life? it seem so silent at the end lol

[OssiaNaisso]

This is why i use the internet.

[deadlycheezcake]

i love how they try to justify them not doing anything in the description.

the point is, they saw it coming and they should have stopped it.

i mean shit, that hurt from here.

[CinemaDeMineCraft]

@deadlycheezcake You're a dumb mother fucker.

[deadlycheezcake]

@CinemaDeMineCraft fuck you bitch

[ndsamsays]

: ( poor pupperton : /

[CLEANAH]

i once got bitten in my balls,, but then I took an arrow in the knee

[wintergirlgymnast]

oh you



[ging504]

that was painful to watch!

[NikePower79]

They should have both their pets taken away. Sickos!

[sjaakdeboonstaak]

Even a Tortoise like to play with a balkl

[TheDayGamers]

Whoever wrote that description is a fucking nonse. They should have taken the tutle away. The should slide a snake up the womane whoh's recording vagina and see how she likes it. Cunts

[Drbolla345]

Does that hurt?

[TheT33g]

@Drbolla345 if your a male with a set of knackers then you should know that any monkey business with your crown jewels hurts like fuck

[nortan27]

Tell the bean woman to hold the camera still!

[lizardjoel]

What the heck is wrong with the owners!!!

[MrGEDope]

turtle soup anyone?

[St3v3z]

Same thing happend to me one time.

[karamewolf]

loooool push 8 xD

[TellingLiesToALICE]

I do belive the turtle one that battle...

[TheLukkolukko]

Turtle used BITES. IT WAS SUPER EFFECTIVE!

[gonzvic1246]

My friend next to me could feel it

[eribraz]

Uncomfortable to watch after reading the title but I couldn't look away. Sometimes dog's balls get bit. Nature is chaotic

[Aspucka]

The Turtle wanted nuts i guess :P

[xthriveonfear]

LOL

[davedenisetigg]

Ha ha! that was mad!

[2468DDT]

I'm surprised the turtle didn't bite his tongue.

[michalchik]

Its the suspense that gets to you. Poor dog.

[SHExxLIKESxxBARINAS]

ouch!!! no puppies for him :(

[hailtheguillotine]

Terrible owners.. :(

[1154Damnation]

@hailtheguillotine Only in that the dog wasn't neutered.

[Noobiusprime]

@1154Damnation Not if that turtle has anything to say about it.

[Shmuck60]

@hailtheguillotine Terrible Tortoise!! That was animal on animal crime.

[hailtheguillotine]

@Shmuck60 haha x) but the tortoise thought his balls were food, its his instinct. And it was dog instinct to mess with the tortoise like that. but humans have brains that animals down, they could have stopped this :/

[TAYLORGANG9505]

@hailtheguillotine FUCK OFF... its not like the dogg is permenately scarred or anything

[glitteryshoes84]

@TAYLORGANG9505 how do you know?

[TAYLORGANG9505]

@glitteryshoes84 c'mon man the dog got bit in the nuts and its just a dog. people these days think dogs are higher than people

[651HmongLady]

Poor doggy...



[DJXONE23]

i felt that !

[Ciuuzz]

I felt the pain of the dog. This few seconds look like eternity..

[TheThejgonzo123]

the people there are asshole they didnt even move the turtle

[Icarus260392]

Fuck.....this was so painful that I felt a tightness in my heart

[Dudewatsgud]

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[amir2e]

oh god

[MsMurderprincess]

fuck

[anawelhawa]

Damn....No more making babies for him I guess :p

[reconstrucdead1]

Thanks for the upload.... I will now quit sitting naked on the floor with my pet turtle

[PerlitaHabanera]

poor dog!!. I guess the tortoise was hungry, or was mad at the dog becuse he threw her aside rough.

[TheEjoy94]

Turtle always the winner=.="

talking about turtle,even rabits cant win against turtle in racing;XD

muddled^_^

[OfficeThug]

The description is amazing

[OhCarolina1]

totally irresponsible letting the dog and the tortoise hang out together, people like you shouldn't have pets. I don't know which stupid, backward country you live in but where I come from you can be prosecuted for cruelty. Get a fucking life instead of making entertainment out your pets

[VlogGuy90]

@OhCarolina1 looks like someone got their balls bit too......

[momothebored]

@OhCarolina1

jfc you're STUPID

HAHAHHAHAHAA

[SkulVos]

@OhCarolina1 Who said either animal belong to the person who taped this? The dog could very well have been a stray (no collar, if you didn't notice) and the tortoise could have been some random visitor. Stranger stuff has happened. I let my mouse and cats chill and they don't do shit to each other. Besides, even if they were the person's pets, it's not like they MADE the tortoise bite the dog.

[Defenseman619]

@OhCarolina1 shut the fuck up you moron. Every animal post where something completely harmless happens has one asshole like you, up on their soapbox. Hey guess what, cunt? Nobody gives a fuck about your opinion on pets. Go feed your cats and STFU.

[wootty37]

@Defenseman619 I run a tortoise forum. That dog was chewing on the tort. Have you seen the damage a dog can do to a tortoise. People like you make me sick. Oh and by the way i will use talk you may understand you are the fucking moron.

[Defenseman619]

@wootty37 you shut the fuck up too, cunt. WHaaaa!!! whaaaa!!! like little babies with big soapboxes. You run a tortoise forum? WOW!!! Impressive. You parents must be proud. You mad bro?

[wootty37]

@Defenseman619 God i bet your arse is jealous of all the shit that comes out of your mouth. PMSL at your name. I bet you are about 8 stone and on the dole. Bet your parents are proud of you.

[momothebored]

@wootty37

ROFL a tortoise forum????

HAHHAHAHAHAHAHA

[wootty37]

@OhCarolina1 I agree 100%. I run a tortoise forum. I also have rehomed tortoises that have been attacked by dogs. All they have you do is google it to see what damage can be done. Bet they wouldn't laugh and think it was funny if it was a baby being chewed by the dog. They would think the video disgusting then.

[Defenseman619]

@wootty37 I would laugh at that too you whiny old bitch.

[wootty37]

@Defenseman619 All mouth and no trousers pmsl.

[Rayyan36]

@OhCarolina1 You are a very complicated person :) take it easy

[PayneGoesGlobaL]

@OhCarolina1 stop whining you little bitch

[BigAirChicago22]

@OhCarolina1 i bet you support PETA too

[Kokotilos]

damn, that turtle sucked ballsacks

[lgblackops]

wow are your fucking stupid why would u just let your dog and turtle be togather liek that you dumbfuck

[yoyoman915]

my balls just receded...

[BiohazardBunney]

How is watching a dog screaming in pain funny?

How fucking immature are you people? That's not a guy getting elbowed in the nuts on america's home videos, that's a animal being bitten in a tender place. It's not funny to the dog.

[blkxwht]

@BiohazardBunney it's not funny to the kids who got hit in the balls either. I don't see your point.

[MrZaknafein196]

@BiohazardBunney - sorry, the dog was bullying the tortoise, pain fully deserved. You need to treat life with more distance.. mr mature

[mtotten2582]

@BiohazardBunney Nah, it was funny.

[momothebored]

@BiohazardBunney BAHAHHAHAHAHHA IT WAS HILARIOUS. NOW STFU YOU EMO LOSER.

[Defenseman619]

@BiohazardBunney shut the fuck up cunt, I'm trying to masturbate

[wootty37]

@Defenseman619 How can you do that you need a dick first. OH SORRY you are one pmsl.

[mlabcxk]

Neuter your dog!

[thramagen]

this video is so suspenseful hes trying to get at them the whole time

[verytoasty100]

oww shhit! :( poor dog...

[chrome505]

WTF did I was just watch? Morons....

[BiohazardBunney]

This isn't animal cruelty no but it's not fun to watch. The dog was crying, how is that funny? idiots.

[aha00002]

Omg lol....i think i loled more at the description than the actual video..

[aky19832001]

My ex did that to me when I left the toilet seat up..I also squealed like the dog..She only smiled.

[925goodfella]

1,101 dogs hit the dislike button

[persephonekun]

want cheep neutering? get a tortoise.

[TheKillerman360]

1:05

Though it was gunna get a Blow---

[bronzzan]

why the hell would u let him do that and record it, if u knew it was going to happen you sick fucks

[Kuploosh]

@bronzzan Why would the DOG let him do that is the question!

[NotJustAnyNarWhal]

@bronzzan Thank You for not being an ignorant asshole. I was thinking the same thing.

[EKoston3]

eric

[Jackhammah]

Dog asked for it, flippin that tortoise around like it aint no ones business... : /

[TheSerenityhuck]

lil basterd

[hagelt18]

Ruined my day.

[clebervic]

That turtle wouldn't last a minute around my dogs.

[makhdoom5]

hahahhahaaahahahahahaahaaahaha­h



[Lsd596]

turtle uses bite.......its super effective

[zombiefighter321]

@Lsd596 llloooolll

[Fly1Kid]

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[Smallenface]

look at that dogs balls flapping around when he was scratching his head! pretty much asking for it lmao!

[Delakerath]

@Smallenface wait... you wer watching. that

[Smallenface]

@Delakerath i find this easy to masturbate to

[ryoryox]

free neutering!

[bwdidwhat]

An appropriate response to being teabagged.

[aNaKDaJaL]

Hahahahahaha!

[irkgio]

tortoise win...!!fatality!!

[MRX96100]

Is the tortoise.. dead? :(

[seanmab1983]

Ha! Bet that dog wont let any more turtles come near him!

[LordEli]

Love this video, watching that Turtle Castrate that Pitbull

[rabbitshot07]

well what would you do if someone was beating you in the face with their balls?