Nostalgia Critic - Starwars Christmas Special

[MPSecare]

This movie's mother should have swallowed.

[MPSecare]

Howard the Duck fucking raped my brain.

[samdragon07]

4:24 Begin Bea Arther Striptease I'm i tho only person scared?

[YuffieDon]

...And people hated the Ewoks in Return of the Jedi...

[MrMoneyclips]

Eh, better than Jersey Shore.

[MPSecare]

@MrMoneyclips Ass cancer is better than the Jersey Shore... I live in the next town from that hell hole Seaside..... I was in jail there once. Not very fond...

[Coshuk]

this video was posted on 14/1/11... .

now today is 25/2/12

...and

I NEVER EVER WATCH THIS!!! WTF HOW HAPPENS?

...

wasted life till now...

[PAC0SANCHEZ]

@Coshuk Only 12 months in a year. Not 25.

[japaneseladysamurai]

mollycomeinthekitchenandhelpme­ XD

[SweeneyTodd1992]

i want to stab my eyes out now

[RisingVictor]

WTF....why.....why the fuck does Star Wars have intergalactic porn...in a Holiday Special of all places. Just noooooooo.

[mrwhippy101]

HEY GEORGE STOP CHANGING UR MOVIES AND IN RETURN WE WONT WATCH,BUY OR DOWNLOAD THIS MOVIE

[starwarsfan117]

i like wookies as much as the next guy...but holy shit man...

not to mention that is nothing like a wookies home would look like

i must find a copy of this abomination to see for myself

[TheDarkNeonHero]

@starwarsfan117 you can easily find it anywhere on youtube. don't worry of anyone trying to take down the vids for copyright. Why? BECAUSE THE OWNERS DISOWN THIS SHIT AND JUST SAY "Take it. Take it and never have it come back!"

[starwarsfan117]

@TheDarkNeonHero hehe thanks ill get right on that

[iLive4Music87]

*Sigh* On we go...

[iLive4Music87]

Ya know, whenever I see this review, I can only think of what the Nostalgia Critic said in his Other Titanic review -

I'm sorry. I can't get through this in one sitting. If you'll excuse me, I'm going to take the occasional break to look at myself in the mirror and cry.

[the23rdmonkey]

It's like watching a David Lynch movie while tripping your tits off on LSD in a room with pulsating mirrors for walls and having someone repeatedly punching you in the back of the head until the brain damage is permanent.

Fucking Wookies.

[RedWolf3487]

One of four reasons why BSG and Star Trek fans can argue with Star Wars fans. I'm pretty sure you can guess the other three.

[kenshiroonline]

What´s next,Christmas with Hayden christensen??sorry if that comment was already made:)

[6545111]

6:15 Three arms?

[turagaofair]

This.... this can't be real. I cant believe this actually exists. When i saw the title i thought it was a joke. I am scarred for life

[lesbians663]

Stir whip stir whip whip whip stir.

[japaneseladysamurai]

@lesbians663 I know, now I can get that out of my head......I'll be in the insane asylum soon O_O

[TobiusMcKenzie]

I'm physically giving myself alcohol to get me through this review. I feel your pain critic. I feel it inside me.

[mamilolu]

@TobiusMcKenzie I tried to do a review of this, but I ran out of alcohol, and suicidal items

[665885]

Solo...WHY U NO SHOOT FIRST?

[MissGreenAgain]

5 people can see Grandpa's hands.

[hades846]

santa christ is so awsome!!!!!

[animefan809]

wow, Lucas is trying to hide this away from the world?...we should help

[MPSecare]

@animefan809 He must pay for his sins. I don't want to live in a world where that man wakes up and thinks he is doing good.... lol

[SicMetalMaggot4life]

11:45 was the imperial dude smiling at the music video?

[SomehowCreative]

Got to have what Lucas took when he was doing this.

[LepricahnsGold]

@SomehowCreative Lucas didn't do this. He was busy with the movies at the time and left this to others to do. I remember it was written by five comedic writers, none of which were very familiar with Star Wars.

[4getfulness16]

OH HEY LOOK! REBELS! *bang*

[LuvsCats1985]

Malla-You-Come-In-The-Kitchen-­And-Help-Me!!!  Translation: To Life Day, Bah Humbug!!!

[Arc13]

But if his memory has been wiped, he'll eventually feel the need to watch it again!

[TheJJHardy]

who would win Santa Christ or Super Mecha Death Christ 2000 B.C Version 4.0 Beta!... bitch

[baconiscoolasbacon]

@TheJJHardy Santa Christ. 

[TheJJHardy]

@baconiscoolasbacon I disagree, why... have you seen Super Mecha Death Christ

[baconiscoolasbacon]

@TheJJHardy Santa Christ. End of discussion.

[TheGamesmart]

queen rocks

[rockyrailroad123]

I actually find the stir whip cooking part to be kind of funny.

[EvrantKnight]

Is it unusual for your mind to have literally melt after watching this. Not the review mind you, it was as good as expected, given the subject matter.

[KTKomedy2813]

No wonder Fox lost the rights to do any Star Wars material without George Lucas.

[mdma17]

I must find this movie to sit next to my copy of troll 2

[SicMetalMaggot4life]

You know, one of the only reasons im ok with the prequels is because of the clones, but all this has is boba and the B arthur bar scene. Know wonder George Lucas is ashamed.

[SomeFluffer64]

And to think fans complain about simple changes to the movies, while THIS exists!

[holsson85]

Can't wait for the extended 3D remake!

[89GreenArrow]

FAIL



[crudenightmare]

08:12 they look like necromorphs if necromorphs has loos skin for their hands & feet... e~e

[kevinsharpe97]

The guy who created Indiana Jones and Star Wars created this horse shit!

[meldawn21]

wow.....i use to think A Christmas Story was the worst special ever. now i would rather watch that all year round then have to watch that even once!!!

[micgerm]

-ROAR

-RoAR

-Bea arthur striptease

XD HAHAHAH



[LevanEvan]

Good god now I have to grow up with that horrible disaster stapled to the back of my brain.

[XxhopefulXcallingxX]

......

That.

That was not Boba.

I refuse to acknowledge that as Boba Fett.

[LunaTheGameWarrior]

pause at 3:06. His ear really is bleeding.

[darknessdealer115]

I...i'm sorry i can't take anymore it took me 10 minutes to break

[SharpenedScalpel]

Thumbsup for ultimate stormtrooper fail

[Vault101Reject]

I think the reason Bobba fett (probably spelled that wrong) got so much popularity is because they only character who doesn't look, act or talk like a gay pride cosplay reject.

[pakibukas]

no wonder there was a boom in serial killers in the 80's and 90's. this abomination egg'ed them on

[DreadLordBalnazaar]

This project is JAK TESTICLES ADOPTED FROM TUSKEN RAIDERS THAT GLUED HAIR ON IT!

[who149]

You know, I liked the Prequels, I even sorta liked Jar Jar. This THIS is just..This just ... x.x OMG!

[HeadBangerAust]

Now I'm going to hang myself

[armagod679]

Carrie Fisher doesn't even remember making this special... bets on what she was taking to forget it?

[Zanderith]

@armagod679 Bets, hell. Dibs.

[CoRoFwAr]

@armagod679 Something we all need after this.

[kornkid22]

I couldnt even sit through it. It was so god aweful! Lol

[XBLspartanx170]

wow! geroge lucas was dead on with his prediction of high def televisions. heck the tvs in star wars look just like the tvs we have today 5:59.

[brushfyr]

Huh, I always wondered how Harvey Korman and Bea Arthur died... they died of embarrassment. So I can't be a Star Wars fans because I hate the prequels but Lucas can ignore his own turds and he's still the scifi messiah?

[ghettoprince187]

"I am your fantasy. I am your experience."

Quite surprised she didn't add, "And I can be yours for $1.99 per minute."

[BrickStudios01]

from 20:40 to the end i felt the need to play flagpole sitta, don't ask.

[thekoala038]

5:57 and power rangers

[billydeeuk]

"Bea's Place" - I'd watch that movie

[UnknownThomasFan30]

I actually had to take a break(s) from watching this review, just cause of the FUCKING ANNOYING CHEWBACCA NOISES. AGHHHH!

[TheDoubleA12]

15:36 But you're supposedvto remember it so we don't have to.

[MrVeswer]

Why do I think that Santa Christ looks like the angry video game nerd

[Taraka1]

I couldn't watch 10 minutes of the actual special....

Oh and Mark is caked in make up is because this was done right after his motorcycle accident. Notice his nose. This is why the Wampa got hm accross the face in Empire strikes back.

[snarkus63]

As all agog I was with Star Wars from the first moment I saw it,collecting whatever Star Wars-related merchandise I could get my hands on---I clearly recall my 13-year-old self's initial reaction to this special:"WHAT the (did not yet know the F-word) was THAT?!?"

[knightni73]

This was filmed right before Mark Hamill was in his near-death car accident.

[ember1k]

Oh my. Why does this christmas special exist? Why!!!

[RagonTheHitman]

Like ur movies and also your overacting ;)

[Mumfypython]

I accept Santa Christ as my lord and saviour!

[LilacElf8582]

This special is tied with the other titanic cartoon for the worst piece of film ever made.

[frost3dcupcak3s]

@EP1KCAMPER :/

[scottski02]

24:36 Man, I can never see that picture anymore without laughing.

[BluTrilobite]

What.....was.....Lucas THINKING?! (O_O)!

And what was up with Mark Hamill not blinking through this entire orgy of pointless shit? Was he stoned? He had to be to get through this pile of pig turds.

[FREDSDEADBABE]

@FREDSDEADBABE I ment "of interbreeding"

[FREDSDEADBABE]

This Wookee family looks like a sasquatch family got hit by an ugly stick fifty times and had 60 years if interbreeding.

[SweetZelda500]

@FREDSDEADBABE u can say that again and TT_TT poor bee her bar bar closed

[ThatFreakWhoHauntsU]

this movie makes me feel dead inside.....AND I ONLY WATCHED THE REVIEW FOR IT!

[Disneythievesrock]

No, this is worse than Twilight. Twilight had actually amuse the viewer at times, whereas this just makes me want to run away screaming.

[NAMEMEPLEASE]

@EP1KCAMPER A screwdriver to the ass is better than twilight.

[Falclaw1069]

I want Santa Christ to come visit me & rid my memory of this horrible abomination!

[robirdsfilmmaker]

On IMDB this Holdiday Special got a 2.5 out of 10....EPIC FAIL!!!!!!

[ghettoprince187]

@robirdsfilmmaker O_o!!! This movie's so bad, it doesn't even deserve the 2.5!

[georginiou]

Y'know, it's no surprise the prequels were shit, when Lucas actually thought this would be a great bit of television. I seriously think George Lucas is some sort of mad person. Like he has multiple personality disorder. His decisions are totally strange.

[hollowsephiroth]

I BELIEVE IN SANTA CHRIST!

[PainSurgeon]

i actually made it through the entire special in 1 go... I checked myself in in a mental institute after that. I only have 30 minutes a day of internet now... I checked this video out because i needed to, the therapists said it would be a good thing for me to see this review...

[PainSurgeon]

You can see this, but you can't UNsee it...

[YoungmanGrand]

I know he's probably doing it for comic effect, but Jesus Christ, Doug Walker is an irritating prick. His voice gave my dog a seizure. Have his balls not dropped yet?

[SecretTimeWarp]

He was right, you know. Carrie Fisher was apparently on crack cocaine while filming this. Do you blame her? Really?  I mean, really?!

[katethegreat91]

The Emperor: Execute the Galactic Prohibition Act.

[nahor88]

WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS??!!!

[kingofmonsters14]

@nahor88 this would be the Star Wars Holiday Special.

[666Marius666S]

i HATE Starwars and this made my HATE just bigger!!!

[StupidWizardFilms]

This is played at the end: "Star Wars You And Your Family Loved It" Then Tonight Happened

[rikku362]

hooray for Santa Christ! 

[sidwerd1hater]

My cousin's friend once tried to download Episode III from torrent. Turns out he was trolled and he instead downloaded the Holiday Special.

[TheDarkNeonHero]

@sidwerd1hater D'oh! >.<

[103peanut]

This movie is so awful I couldn't even watch the whole video................ gave me a headache and I will stay away from this special at all times.

[AsthmaticNightmare]

Luke looks like Peter Pan

[jonesland10]

Reephamike you might as well burn in hell you racist athiest faggot

[CloneComander1138]

11:36 Im was waiting for Beavis and Butthead to make comments.

[TheDisneyfanatic99]

"We hear you have been hiding Jewish Ewoks."

OH. MY. GOSH. That was AWESOME!

[darkxaur]

As I live in England, this took me quite a bit of legwork to actually track down.

Yeah, that was several hours wasted. :(

[RedShadow1917]

People who say that the prequels are the worst Star Wars ever NEED to watch this!

[loumon89]

I watched this whole thing just to see santa christ.

[CVyang302]

Watching this gave me a headache and made me wanted to throw up and cry at the same time. I wish he would had talked more than showing the the star wars clip.

[UnleashTheDarkSide]

Was that the first time Santa Christ appeared?

[thebestwingsfan]

Thanks, Santa Christ. Now can you destroy the Twilight movies?

[JohnLuckPickard141]

This movie came out the year Ed Wood died. Why do I have a feeling that George Lucas went to his deathbed and asked him for help on this movie?

[dricsi07]

I see this and I still can not belive. I WANT NAMES!

Forget fucking Batman and fucking Robin this is the real torture

[ewqcdhBCVADHCEJ]

Boring 25 minutes, idk what made me watch it.

The only interesting part was when NC was talking.

This is horrible. >:(

[animegx45]

Makes sense Bea Arthur was the only good actor there. She kicked ass.

Rest in Peace, Bea Arthur. You actually left a good scene in the nightmare that is Star Wars holiday special.

[NodDisciple1]

@animegx45 Yeah, shows how well-trained and talented she was that she could make such a good scene in such a bad show. X-/ It's no wonder Deadpool is nuts for her. RIP Bea. X(

[Reephamike]

Now THATS A RELIGION I'D GO FOR AND WORSHIP SCREW ALL THE OTHERS CHRISTIANS CATHOLICS JEWS MUSLIMS ECT ALL OF YOU GO TO HELL WITH ALL YOUR WARS, HISTORY AND POWER BASES SCREW THEM -- SANTA CHRIST. He saves puppies, likes pancakes played bass for Aero Smith and go surfing in space and hang out with Mr T. WOO SANTA CHRIST!

[seanpatrickcain2]

4 Wookies disliked :)

[able506]

the only way i was able to sit trough the entire star wars special was two full bowls of hash how anyone could do it sober boggles my mind

[deathbtafrog]

it never happen

[umigainsborough1]

i think my ears are bleeding from the wookie cries

[nostalgiatrip1]

After all the crap Lucas put the fans through for the pass few years, I wish I can tie Lucas up on a chair and force him to watch the holiday special again and again and again until he agrees to release the original trilogy in Blu-Ray unaltered.

[Methrt3]

God I hate Wookies.

[HeadBangerAust]

Lucas had to do with this? For real? I thought Howard the Duck and another Indiana Jones movie (especially one with Louis Stevens as his son) were the 2 stupidest moves of his career, but now there's 3! Don't care what people say, Jar Jar was ok, could've seriously toned him down for Star Wars, but he was ok. Then again I love slapstick

[zillafire101]

@HeadBangerAust Same here,Jar jar could've been better,But jeez,He certainly as trashed his movies quite a bit hasn't he.

[Tenkagethewise]

Seriously I wanted to learn more about the bar, that story was more Holidy Special material then all this....I enjoyed the Stir Whip, Stir Whip, Whip whip stir portion compaired to the wookies raping my years

[spiderjerusalem100]

Wow.....just wow.

A piece of my soul just died.

[dekead]

Just the clips he showed us were painful. I can't imagine the entire 97 minutes

[TheLuther527]

This special just perms my hair.

[TDImiracle]

Ugh. This is so bad. I was annoyed by this, and I was only watching a REVIEW of this special.

[TheDoomBrony]

Believe it or not i met the actor who plays Chewbacca at Wonder Con. I asked him about the Star Wars Holiday Special, and HE said, "Let's not talk about that...".

[krycklund]

@TheDoomBrony wow you actually met him?

[TheDoomBrony]

@krycklund yeah, he's actually really nice and i even got a picture with him.

[Tenkagethewise]

@TheDoomBrony I think all the actors were ashamed of this

[chosentonessournotes]

@TheDoomBrony That really isn't surprising that you met him. He's in an area called the Failed Actor Zoo. Did he charge for autographs?

[RisingVictor]

I dont know whether it is a bad thing, but I think the Life Day is considered canon. In Star Wars: Battlefront: Renegade Squadron, it is an achievement title.

[toonlink49]

Lol Cartoon Han looks like Brock from Pokemon XD

[goldengod97]

4:25 "Begin Bea Arthur striptease."

[agenteastwyoming]

didnt nc kill santa christ

[TheDoomBrony]

@agenteastwyoming i think that was in Kickassia which came after this episode was released.

[agenteastwyoming]

wat happened to star wars damn you lucas wat did you do



[ZombieGamer5k]

4:32

Reminds me of the Streetpass Mii plaza gate on my 3DS

[1joewoodham]

I can see why george lucas hated it

[SpiderandMosquito]

I think this should put an end to all the flack the prequals get. 

[kendrickh12345]

SANTA CHRIST!!!

[FreedomZealot]

This stuff is fecal fondue. But it's still just a bit better than Episode One.

[DreamToriDream]

I can't believe this is real. :'(

[sonicsilvershadow101]

now Luke looks like a Girl!!!!

[gta4cat]

@FlyingFocs ಠ_ಠ I need to lie down now..

[ImExtremelyB0red]

6:15 lol where did the extra arm come from?

[gta4cat]

Oh god this is real..?

[FlyingFocs]

@gta4cat Yeah. And so is Jar-Jar, midi-chlorians, Jake Lloyd, and possibly the worst pre-Twilight romance to see the light of day.

[CommanderMT101]

MANAYOUCOMEINTHEKITCHENTOHELPM­E!!!!

[Anosplicer]

@CommanderMT101 haha I was scrolling down at the comments when that old nut said that

[leathertuskadero]

You've never seen K9 and Company have you?

[midgetgirl5]

i love you santachrist!!!

[hattrickster33]

I think George Lucas must have been experimenting with crack at the time...

[pepperpie13]

Well that just perms my hair

[kolspaz]

I signed in just to insult this. I can not imagine a more horrid way to torture yourself, and would dare N.a.t.o not to list this and one of the things to never be used to torture prisoners of war with. That would very literally be a crime against humanity I think we all agree would go to damn far. It would be effective though that's for sure.

[MrNeddlemouse810]

When George Lucas thinks something is bad; IT. IS. *EFFF*ING. BAD.

Harrison Ford probably cried when he saw the cartoon version they made of him.