Gay Hot Dogs & Nipple Bumps! - DIRTY SAILOR JOKES

[GShepherd444]

What the fuck did I just watch....

[huskyclaw]

its amazing! XD

[kobidobidog]

0:49,I don't know,maybe the gay humans are just walking, dicking around.

[CrashGirly]

BAZiiNGA!!

i know only one joke in english, cause i'm german.. ehm... from tv..

What’s the difference between peanut butter and jam?

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You can’t peanut butter your dick up someone’s ass!

[danielle22389]

FREAK

[danielle22389]

PERVERT 

[SuperBlackmamba19]

Whats long hard and full of seman?

A Pirateship

[Nature1400]

He takes it to seriously with all the comedy.

[OpShotgunSoldier]

How do you ur at a gay pinic? becuase all the hotdogs taste like shit! LOL

[smoothyarra1]

àlso a gayfish?

[oddballmatt]

@nigahigarocks133 you dirty whore

[Rayvenlunatic]

I'm..scared.

But somehow, i find this hilarious. xD

[oddballmatt]

@Rayvenlunatic haha awesome! that's kinda what it's all about.... if I'm not scaring myself I'm just not trying lol

[Rayvenlunatic]

@oddballmatt Really. If you can't scare yourself, you're not trying hard enough.

<3 the vids. Yes, I'm just about as twisted as yourself. ;)

[1kiba5]

Im watching this BAKED OFF MY ASSS

[oddballmatt]

@1kiba5 thank you for smoking the weed during my video lol

[ottoelperro]

Taste like shit! LOL Good to see the ole' Captain again. Cheers!

[oddballmatt]

@ottoelperro haha thanks man! glad to hear you missed the cap

[EbonyLakes]

A man and a woman started to have sex in the middle of a dark forest. After about 15 minutes of it, the man finally gets up and says, "Damn, I wish I had a flashlight!". The woman says, "Me too, you've been eating grass for the past ten minutes!"

[oddballmatt]

@EbonyLakes thanks for the joke man ! you rule! im gona show this in th enext vid! I already screenshotted it ;-)

[LiAk0sW4y]

Nice, hahaha!

[deadlyjojo]

Nicely done you oddball you. thanks for putting the time and effort in doing this for your subbers. Can't wait for the next one, good luck to you, you trooper.

[oddballmatt]

@deadlyjojo thanks for the joke and all that man!

[deadlyjojo]

@oddballmatt no prob

[IDiedForYou1776]

dude if you ever wanna stop the dirty sailor jokes thing and make a new character make it be a dirty ol man on a porch that would be hilarious

[oddballmatt]

@IDiedForYou1776 haha true, I wont stop the captian, maybe develop him more. but there's always room for more characters , have you ever seen my "mayor" character/?

[IDiedForYou1776]

@oddballmatt no I'll go look now though

[FabulousLakeTahoe]

Very happy to see this back... Great jokes, man.

[oddballmatt]

@FabulousLakeTahoe thanks dude! I had to reinvent it before bringing it back

[Tutzeh]

Good to see you're back with those. ;)

[oddballmatt]

@Tutzeh :-)

[JessicaWhoHD]

So he sh*t on the floor! LMAO ;)

[oddballmatt]

@JessicaWhoHD haha yea, that's one you can remember lol

[xsonz2]

@nigahigarocks133 i dont believe you.

[BOTx5]

What's the difference between an anal and a mouth thermometer ? ... The taste.

[oddballmatt]

@BOTx5 BAAAAA ZING!!!

[TheFalloutwolf]

What's the definition of a Yankee?

A. Same thing as a ''quickie'', only you do it yourself. xD

[oddballmatt]

@TheFalloutwolf I DONT QUITE GET YOUR JOKE HOMIE...

[TheFalloutwolf]

@oddballmatt a quickie is sex yankee sounds similar to quicke and yank like yanking your penis...Masturbation! and you do it yourself Get it now?

[Rayvenlunatic]

Yarrr.

Wait, what?

>;(

[JBroMCMXCI]

my dick is the size of the dislike bar :D

[xRandomShadowManx]

Matt, you really do know how to edit these videos really well. :D

[ChairSpinnin]

good times

[zythepsarian]

I AM A PENIS AND I WAS NOT OFFENDED BY THESE JOKES, THEN AGAIN IM A FUCKING ASSHOLE AND ENJOY WORDS LIKE NIGGERFAGGOT, SHITCOCK AND BABYRAPE ESPECIALLY WHEN IT BOTHERS PEOPLE ON THE INTERNETS =]

[oddballmatt]

@zythepsarian thanks, thats dedication lol

[ElectricCicuslover]

Your dislike bar is having an erection...

[oddballmatt]

@ElectricCicuslover how ya like me nowwwwwwwwwww lol

[gamermik76]

such funnyness

[oddballmatt]

@gamermik76 thanks for the comment man! clad you enjoyed the jokes and the captain n all :-)

[gamermik76]

@oddballmatt no problem