Record Scratch

[Shaymin85259]

(This is from a book)

Book: The weirdest part about dying, is that nothing really changed.

*Record Scratch*

Me: Really? O_O

[SuperDivine14]

Negro, What the hell you doing to my woman?

[TurboCute3000]

I wish I could respond in real life with cartoon sound effects like this.

[FerretAbridged111]

I find this difficult to masturbate to

*Record Scratch*

.......WHAT?!?!

[Linkzor24]

xkcd bought me here! :)

[PlaugeRadish]

I'm going to name my daughter this.

[musicdork4ever]

"Your name's only been in there once, Prim, they're not gonna pick you"

"Primrose Everdeen!"

*CUE SOUND*

[davidtunderthesea]

Brilliant! Exactly what I've been looking for! Thank you!

[AlanoWicked]

Friend to me : Hey buddy, this is my Girlfriend. She's hot, right?

Me : *record scratch*

[DromeG60]

I'll watch the rest later

[BlueKrock]

EXACTLY WHAT I NEEDEDD!!!!

[motormaxis206]

kid: mom i'm pregnant.

mom: but your a boy, and you didn't even hit putberty yet!

(record scratches)

yea i know.

[MJgirl769]

lmfaoz imagine this.

girl: hey mom! i have some awesome news!

mom: really? what is it? did you get an accepted into yale?! :D

girl: no silly, i'm pregnant! ^-^

*record scratch*

mom: O_O

[Metalgears1]

girl: I love you Beiber!

JB: Um to tell you the truth... I'm gay

*Record scratches*

girl: wtf O_O... jk I'm not surprised

[hedgehoundable]

Get ready Sonic fans! Cause SEGA has finally released a GOOD Sonic game!

*record scratch*

[girliemc423]

First, there was Cars...

Then, there was Cars 2...

Now, get ready for...

PLANES.

*record scratch*

me: O_O SERIOUSLY?????

[BorntoRocknRoll95]

This is what happens when you say the n word in Popeyes.

[joaomspereira18]

I LOVE YOU!

[isaac10231]

1it would be funny if it looped

[mrdjchasm]

Thx! saved my bacon!



[ricciwii]

There's no 0:02 O_o

[stgm]

@ricciwii *this video*

[ChronoPlayer64]

Can i find one that comes from a cartoon?

[Dankpoops]

thumbs up if you cry evrytme

[imagingeremo]

@Dankpoops GO BACK TO CIRCLEJERK

[deckardcanine]

I was rather satisfied with the number of likes on my video. Until I saw the number of likes on *record scratch* ...that noise.

[mrlol450]

what happened to 0:01?

[juanpablo6toon]

The Beatles - Drive me Car:

♪ ♫ Asked a girl what she wanted to be

She said baby, can't you see

I wanna be famous, a star on the screen

But you can do something in between ♫ ♪

*Record Scratch*

Me: Oh Fuck!

[LOLKFilms]

Teacher: Ok, Student's your homework was due in today

*Record Scratch*

Me: Wait, What? O.o

[GillianGerardSingh]

Deidara: Hey guys~ Guess what!

Akatsuki: What? :o

Deidara: I'M PREGNANT <3

*Disk scratch*

Tobi: *lowers head in guilt*

[avatarcbHD]

Me: Hey Skyrim Guard

Guard: I used to be a warrior like you, then I took a mace in the face

*record scratch*

Me: O_O

[GarlicPudding]

Wait, what?!?

[Izmaster16]

Girlfriend: It broke. Its yours.

*record scratch*

Me: O__O

[03bgood]

36 people heard this sound when someone had bad news for them.

[03bgood]

Guess what Breaking Dawn did better than The Muppets at the box office a few weeks ago:

*record scratch*

Me: WHAT!?

[Jelyjiggler]

now loop it!

[knucklesp125]

Sonic: Hey Knuckles

Me: Whats up?

Sonic: Rouge took your Master Emerald.

*Record Scratch* Me: OH HELL NO!!

[TheBanteringBrony]

I'M PREGNANT!

[jengofett1]

@TheBanteringBrony *record scratch*

[DetoilNail1]

guy: I love you!

guy: Ima guy...

*record scratch sound*

[Tacorokz231]

Yoshi: Luigi!!!

Luigi: yea

Yoshi: guess what?

Luigi: what....

Yoshi: I LOVE YOU

*record scratch*

Luigi: WTF U GAY!!!!!!

[Tacorokz231]

Yoshi: Luigi!!!

Luigi: yea

Yoshi: guess what?

Luigi: what....

Yoshi: I LOVE YOU

*record scratch*

Luigi: WTFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF

[Tacorokz231]

Yoshi: hey luigi!!! Luigi: WWHAT!!!! Yoshi: Guess what? Luigi: What? Yoshi: Daisy hates you!!! *record scratch* *mario walks in* Mario;: Yoshi, what happend to luigi? Yoshi: i told him Daisy hates him Mario: oh Yoshi: Oh yea, Bowser told me to tell you he took kiddnapped peach again *record scratch* Mario: O_O FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU­UUUUUUUCK!!!!!

[DarkDXZ]

Wait, there are 36 dislikes?

*play video*

[sugarfreechocolate1]

@DarkDXZ I have no idea why. This is as funny as it gets!

[1tobedoneX]

(Yells "SHUT UP OR I'LL PULL A JOHN LENNON ON YOU!")

-Scratch Sound-

Classroom: O_O

[CosMinaMay]

Me: -singing to self and dancing-

Friend: -walks into room-

Me: -half way done though song-

Friend: What the hell are you doing?

-Record scratch sound-

Me: Um, nothing? -scratching back of head-

[CutePinkYoshi]

Yoshi: Mario! Guess what!

Mario: What...

Yoshi: I'm in Love with Birdo!

mario: You do realise Birdo's a boy...

*Record Scratch*

Yoshi: WHAT!?

Mario: It's True! Check it out in the SMB2 Manual!

[EtchASketch115]

Spongebob: We can put this on the back of your boatmobile.

Patrick: Oh. I..uh..don't have the boatmobile anymore.

*Cue video*

Spongebob: What?

[stickfiguresmaster]

Me: did you guys see that new youtube video?

Guys: which one?

Me: justin biebers new video =D

Guys: O.O...

Me:?!?!?!

Guys: hes a male molester!

*record scratch*

[djjoshb]

I need to seriously re think my way of getting more views

[BrendoGames]

THERE IT IS THAT MOTHERFUCKER I'VE BEEN SEARCHING FOR YOU

[Milan9Zlatan]

me : you saw bieber's last song ? omg she's so talented

him : emm yeah i think you mean "He's so talented"

*Record scratch sound*

me : O_O (for the next 10 years)

[PSPGENIUS714]

@Milan9Zlatan HAHAHAHAHAAHAH rofl

[skellington15]

*from leaked Sonic Generations cutscene*

Amy: You've saved me Sonic. I was afraid I'd never be able to FLIRT with you again!

*record scratch*

Sonic and everyone playing the game: O_o

[ReeceRogan]

press 2 repeatedly that one always cracks me up...

[DarkDXZ]

Roses are blue

Violets are red

**record scratch**

Wait, hold on a sec

[supermario886438]

cat:i made you a cookie.

*record scratch*

cat:but i ate it.

[supermario886438]

kairi:i was in the bed with riku

*record scratch*

sora:WHAT!?

[0XxRockstaRxX0]

guy: Obamas my hero

*record scratch*

Me: WTF?!?! GET THE FUCK OUTTA HERE! >:-(

[Disneykingomega1]

Girl: That was amazing!

Guy: It sure was!

GirL:You're better than my husband!

**record scratch**

Guy:Yeah, well....what?!

[rmnhn]

TV: "My Little Pony, My Little Pony, aaaaahhhh..."

*Record Scratch*

Guy: "What the hell are you watching?"

Brony: "Um..."

[rivmikant]

Stan's about to find out that coaching a little league hockey team isn't so easy!

[StealthDoctor]

The Joker: Who are you?

Batman:My name is Bruce Wayne

*record scratch*

Batman: No wait!!

[MrRaven812]

casey anthony has been freed!!!!

record scratch!!!!

ur fucking kidding me, right??

[volbeat1111]

Crank that funky butt crack whiiiite boiii~~

[DYLANDISASTERbz]

Guy: Hey guys! I liked Dragon Wars!

*record scratch*

Me: Blastfamy!

[GillianGerardSingh]

Friend: OMG GUESS WHAT~ I'M IN-LOVE WITH SOMEONE!

Me: -_-" Yeah so?

Friend: IT'S JUSTIN BIEBER~

*Record Scratch*

Me: D: YOU TRAITOR!

[dickcheney6]

*phone rings*

Hey, I've got some bad news. Your grandfather's old record player just broke

*record scratch*

[raul0c]

genial estaba buscandolo desde hace un par de horas :D gracias

[stickfiguresmaster]

famous dude: whats up fellas!

Crowd: hi!

famos dude: guess why im excited!

1 person: erm, why?

famous dude: i got an iphone 5!

Crowd rejoins

*dude quickly takes the taped 5 off when wasnt looking*

famous dude: thats right i bought it from eb.....*looks at box*

*Record scratch*

[MRresievil310]

@stickfiguresmaster fail comment.

[stickfiguresmaster]

@MRresievil310 BUT I LIKEY PIE =D RECORD SCRATCH DUDE: WAA?

[TheCorrectViews]

YOU are about to be credited on my video blog because I am using this.

Sam

[AlexLong1000]

Rob Schnieder derp de derp.

De derp de derp. Ter tiddly tum!

[gokustrife]

robin there is only two things i will do

i will destroy the world or you can go ona date with my daughter

*record scratch* hehehe...destroying the world doesnt sound that bad

[Mjackson42]

@gokustrife uhmmm what was that last part again

[stinkoman2x6]

Stan Marsh is a bright young man, he's got a great family, a promising paper route, only problem is ..

*this plays*

His bikes been impounded..

But now…he's about to find out, that getting his bike back isn't so easy.

[shreemandpe]

imagine this in spongbob squarepants

it would be the best show ever!

[ColourfulDentist]

It's people like this that make Youtube epic.

[Major6013]

Thx dat was helpin`´ me <3

[grizzkids09]

Anubius: Eat your hearts out.

(Record Scratches)

Heckler: I call the cops

(Crowd booing)

[foxeh123]

i wanna hear the extended version

[KKOPPI]

Would be so funny in a movie seeing one beautiful girl with 'I'm Never gonna Dance Again' by George Michael in the background and this scratch sound interrupting the song as soon as you see that she's standing next to her boyfriend.

[lizard201191]

Turkish Woman: I have something to ask you, Hussein  Hussein: What? Turkish Woman: I am not a Turkish Muslim woman, I am actually a Greek shemale you dated this whole time. *record scratches*. Hussein: You know what I can't believe I fucked a Greek shemale and I have "her" pussy juice all over my Azerbaijani dick! Hussein: Get the fuck out of Nakçivan, Azerbaijan!!

[ReneeRaichu]

A FEW MORE BAD PUNS LATER

[musicdork4ever]

Harry: Ron?

Ron: Yeah?

Harry: I banged your sister

[jengofett1]

my girlfriend: there's something I need to tell you

me: what?

my girlfriend: i'm a boy

*record scratch*

[jmzisabeast1]

MOM, DAD, JENNY IS PREGNANT! WE'RE GOING TO LIVE 10 MINUTES AWAY FROM YOU GUYS AND RAISE OUR CHILD IN A HAPPY SUBURBAN ENVIRONMENT CLOSE TO HIS GRANDPARENTS!

I'm afraid me and your mother were diagnosed with pancreatic cancer, we only have 9 months to live.

*record scratch*

[Burner2K0]

Good thing to play when some awkward shit goes down.

[TheInfectedLook]

@Burner2K0 Yeah man, why i exaclty needed this, i got a very awkward moment on video, and i want this sound on it! ;D

[LocoRico89]

-Romantic music-

Me: I Love You Hun :-)

Her: I wanna break up

[KBMadhouse]

*record scratch*

Damn, no more Sex Pistols on the record player for me.

[ElitexxxSaiyan]

*chick in hot clothes walks by*

Guy:Hey baby wanna hit my place after a drink

*Turns around but actually a man*

Lady-Man:Sure

*Record scratch*

Guy:O.o Nevermind....

[Link12ize]

Me: Mom, Dad I'm adopted

Recorld scrath

[Link12ize]

i ALWAYS THINK THIS SOUND EFFECT TO WTF CONVERSATIONS. :D

[SuperPikachuRocks]

The Cowabunga! Broters transcript demo:

Jake: Jane, i need to tell you something.

Jane (vampire):Anything you want.

*record scratch*

Jake: Wh-wh-wh-wh-whaaaadddddddd?

[uptownaaron90]

Girlfriend: I got a secret I have to tell you

Guy: What is it?

Girlfriend: I'm a man

*record scratches*

O_O

[jengofett1]

When my anti virus 30 day trail expired

[AndrewJamesHarvey]

When my sony vegas 10 trial expired 

[VentusUnbirth]

Me: Dad...

Dad: What?

Me: I got a girl preggy

[awkward silence]

[j5lover32543]

michael:i was there trying to help u during the play when that thing chased you right

me:yeah but u fell and let it eat me

record scratch

michael:I WAS THERE WASN"T I

[j5lover32543]

mom:guess what were moving

me:but i'm prego

record scratch

[ehlu15]

the FUCK did you just say?!

[JohnNada80]

Thumbs up if you think asking people for thumbs up is lame and pathetic.

[realman1231]

@JohnNada80 fail <_<

[Videot01]

I love that sound.

[Mcburgerdennyfatkid]

WIN

[Darkspysrival]

Zone Archive!

[PantaroParatroopa]

Until Now!

[pivotpapapizza]

if you watch this backwards it sounds like yoshi

[DuhNicotjuh]

Thanks!

[PissMyselfLaffing]

I love you.

[dhfhdfhd]

What a weird word. Thumb whore.

[H0ll0w360]

ima firing my lazar!!

[F0rM0th3rRussi4]

375K views for a one second sound effect.

...THIS is what YouTube is about. :)

[TheBlueBeatle3]

*Watches video till end*

Me: This is awesome! I loved this!

*See's top comments.*

"This video was awesome!"

(Me: 'Hey! Yeah! Totally agree!' About to thumbs it up but sees 'THUMBS UP IF ... !' :D

**Record scratch sound**

Me: ...Oh hell no! Thumb whore! Fuck that comment! It doesn't deserve to be thumbed up!

[NovemberRan]

@TheBlueBeatle3 That's when I put thumbs down. Nobody downs comments anymore really after the layout change. They hid the number of negative votes so I guess it seems more pointless now.

[ImDrieva]

@TheBlueBeatle3 You just casually have conversations with yourself...

[TheBlueBeatle3]

@ImDrieva We all do. Whether we say it out loud, or simply think it.

[seanthamaster]

This plays whenever my girlfriend walks in on me dancing like Buffalo Bill while singing to "I touch myself"

[LIFEofCAM]

thank you.

[yokle15]

Cheers, need this for a film I'm making :)

[ShadowSnake141]

Thank you :)

[Reaven2Imagine]

Thanks dude ;D

[334Naw]

IM SO EXCITED FOR THE DANCE!

*later*

Your not on the list.

0:00

[Torffvit]

THANKS!!!

[burtonrules123]

hey arnold they used this sound alot lol

[XtRedChaos2]

sounds like a squeaky boot. lol

[vaneheartsallofyou]

Brother: Happy Anniversary Mom & Dad!!

Sister: I'm pregnant!

**Record Scratch**

[JCAznDude]

Queue the elevator music from Earthworm Jim's stage What the Heck? xD LOL. /watch?v=FEiy5ROsWqg

[JCAznDude]

Though I saw this in a list of Top 10 Movie Cliches, I can't help but love this. It just makes things seem so much funnier! xD

[FreddyXD77]

Guy: I'm not gonna do it. *randomly does it and suicides* *record scratch* ...

[dbadefense1990]

[Laker fans partying]

"Hey everyone. LeBron's in the Finals."

*scratch*

[zach10168]

me:doing my business

*record scratch*

WTF?

[erinshunny]

Bill O'Reilly old school scratchin, you can't explain that.

*Record Scratch*

[IronKatana4]

Brilliant.

[IronWinged]

You: "No, I was on the varsity team."

Her: "Varsity what?"

You: "Hopscotch."

(Record scratch)

[favorites411]

Darth Vader: I...am your father.

*Record Scratch*

Luke: Your kidding...

[WildDancer101]

Emperor Kuzco does his dance until he bumps into the old man

*Record Scratch*

Kuzco: Noooo! You threw off my groove!

[shumacwilder]

Rupert Bear: Bill said something mean about you, Podgy.

*Record Scratch*

Podgy: What?!

[AndyIsBack94]

Justin Bieber: I'm a guy...

*Record Scratch*

Me: You serious...!

[Deceptobotmc1]

Red riding hood: Oh my God its Jacob!

**Record Scratch**

Big bad wolf: O_O what?

[TheMasterskills]

the shortest and the best video ever!

[totaldestruction1497]

@lolisphere Whatever jerk.

[ZamoraDZamora]

"Im a man..."

*record scratch*

[81camarosteven]

(guy pushes a car that is out of gas in a desert and eventually arrives at a gas station.)

Guy: whew! i made it!

Owner of gas station: sorry, our gas pumps ran out days ago.

(This video plays)

Guy: WHAT?!

[omeed00]

This guy wins the internet.

[xdarkmasters]

i like the bit where i saw a record ;)

[Lilmurf99]

thanks dude i came straight home and checked youtube(because im not a retard) and your first link.

[cooly87]

me: shit im late for work!

(rushes to work)

(arrives)

boss: what u doin here? ur not scheduled today.

(record scratch)

[DaijoubuQuest]

I don't need stupid music to introduce a one second clip, I just want the clip, and that is why people like this are the best on YouTube.

[CaptainPommby]

My parents caught me masturbaiting

:(

[kenny1573]

@CaptainPommby Me too, when i was 6 years olds, is very annyone :(

[zach10168]

@CaptainPommby (this video plays) ok...

[DauwXelfje]

I needed this xD

[cEHOL1337]

BUTTSCRATCHAAA!

[TheCastingStone]

@cEHOL1337 lol XD

[gacel92]

Thanks 4 uploading this. I didn't think I'd find it

[SuperK3V1N007]

Allen : Hey Frank

Frank : Yeah?

Allen : FUCK YOU

"Record scratch*

[Admercial]

Zarbon: Frieza, will you please get off the phone? I have to call my girlfriend.

*Record scratch*

Frieza and the audience: Huh???

[Admercial]

Depressed Guy: My girlfriend just broke up with me.

Friend: Don't worry about her. She was a bad kisser, anyway.

*Record scratch*

[dirtyflapper]

when u hear this, u know that shit turns serious at that moment :P

[TheExtraCoffee]

HOW TO FUCK THIS THE GOT 319k VIEWS?!

[jakluigimario]

thats all i want!! :D

[HeavyJackTV]

That's a Record Scratch!!

[Pegatronus12]

lol ruin the momment with the record scratch , EPIC !!! thanks dude

[jasonguy299]

23 people were scratched in the making of this video.