Clerks 2: Lord Of The Rings

[thelastglance]

"When Frito wakes up from his little comer or whatever...." ROFL.

[TrainRunner206]

Star Wars was way better

[CountdownCritic]

people that think lord of the rings sucks can give no reason to back it up besides it all they do is walk well guess what they didnt have cars or airplanes back then so how else do you expect them to get around. Lord of the Rings is amazing and all 3 are oscar worthy and how many oscars has star wars won umm 0 star wars is very poorly written and the acting is terrible and the music score sucks ass along with the cinematography i cry when i watch star wars thats how bad it truly is

[MakeHate]

The music score sucks? John Williams is a bad ass movie composer. Cinematography? It came out in the 70's, it was pretty fucking epic for its time.

[hooshangmaster]

they both suck but it was entertaining how he made an insta-gay fic to make that guy vommit.

[popculturebaby]

i totally agree with randal, not that Lotr sucks, but that sam should have blown frodo. That would be epic.

[PoisonKeyblade2]

I love both star wars and lotr... and this STILL freaking cracks me up!

[nightcrow90]

omg its so fucking true! Lord of the rings = gay

Star wars = epic

[Mahknz]

Star wars = Corny, if you want Sci Fi go read/watch Dune

Lotr = Classic

[atticusboyx]

it is true. theres only one return, and it aint of the king its of the Jedi!

[michaelmcchill]

aw jesus.

[juliasajerk27]

LOTR FTMFW!!!! ^_^

lol its funny shit both ways tho :)

[jollydevil122]

I really never understood why the guy barfed at the end.

[thegrandallusion]

cause he "made fun of Lord of the Rings so hard that it made some super-geek puke all over the counter." actual quote.

[PaperShapes]

"My shitty acting is ruining saga" Hahah, while I love Star Wars that was actually a pretty funny comeback.

[TheLifeSource]

"I'm gonna kick your ass back to the shire if you don't shut your fucking mouth!"

[InteractiveTeam]

the guy in the black has a funny forehead.

[YouUniversalTube]

ROFL! xD

[DaLeftLibertarian]

ROFLMFAO!!!!!

[IrenaLightfoot]

i swear... just as funny.

[carnypimp]

Only geeks care about Fantasy movies! Go in the corner and beat off moma's boys. Sam and Froto suck fest! LOL

[carnypimp]

Fuckin A

[NinjaSmoke]

LOTR only showed the world of the infatuation of Hobbits and cocks.

[Takac1979]

Yeah!

[Trekkie1450]

The Lord of the Rings trilogy is the greatest accomplishment in cinematic history. Are you trying to tell me that you prefer fucking WOOKIES that sound like Bob Dylan with laryngitis over Tolkien's masterpiece? Man, FUCK you stupid shits, you don't know anything. LotR has the greatest directing, greatest acting, greatest special effects, greatest score, and most of all, THE GREATEST story of all time. ALL TIME. So go suck Jar-Jar's faggot dick and call me in the morning to apologize.

[Nate71290]

LOL, GEEK ALERT

[presuntodragon]

@Trekkie1450 Kid, I can understand if you're talking down on star wars, but putting lotr so highly? You're pathetic? Best Directing? far from it. Watch an Orson Wells or a Chaplin movie. Acting? once again, just watch Orson Wells or Chaplin, they direct AND act. special effects? For this era, yes...back in the day, Star Wars impressed far more than LOTR did in this decade, so try harder moron. Score? Star Wars rapes this movie in that category, so hop off it.

[Munkyw]

star wars all the way!!!

[presuntodragon]

@Trekkie1450 I will even give you 5 movies with superior score. Schindler's List, Amadeus, In The Mood for Love, Oldboy, and Jaws. Story? I will give you that it has a cute story, but look back at the original star wars story, if nothing was ever spoiled for people now adays about such trilogy, it will still keep leaving people in awe. Ever heard of Sophocles? His tragedies? star wars has tragedy written all over the screenplay. So before you think you know shit about cinema, sit down and listen

[presuntodragon]

@Trekkie1450 You might learn a thing or two.

[padseenoodle]

@ Trekkie1450 The "LOTR MOVIES" are not Tolkien's masterpiece. And that is a fact, jack.

The movies are a cinematic shame; cheesy laughable slo-mo, unintentionally hilarious elves, and agonizing emoting for hours on end, especially the execrable last movie. I'm still trying to wipe the images from my mind as I re-read the books.

[DrKoski]

Oh right look: There's only one return, okay? And it's ain't of the king it's of the Jedi.

[BigBoss9865327410]

Lord of the Rings it's fucking gay and it's true what Randal says.

The only "Return" is the return of the Jedi.

[Dmasterman]

LOL "Even the trees walked in that movie!"

LMAO

[Bulldog22031]

hey, faggot - they're not gay, they're hobbits.

[beck162]

hahaha

[SithWarrior338]

hahah omfg lol Star wars FTW

[godofblood1]

one ring to rule them all when that started i fell on my ass laughing

[athenaiscute]

i luv this movie ^^

[DarkKitten878]

The LOTR books blow the movies away.

[EddyGladdersFilms]

funnyest film ever :D

[bikeridereveryday]

I think they take advantage of saying the "F" word in this movie

[Archlvt]

Frodo?

[bikeridereveryday]

yeah sure

[Ryonizdabest1993]

yeah but he is forgetting the battles in between the jouneys lol

lord of the rings was so much better then star wars .

[abomb83]

Maybe the New Trilogy.

[bouyon4dmasiv]

LOL

that was so funny

[BigSeth13]

then sam fucking bricks in frodos mouth! lol. one of tthe top 10 funniest movies in the world.

[BigSeth13]

lol. fredo.

[maximus440]

lotr = book

[zax2222]

lol at "*vomits*" and what does "fu##ing a mean?.

[bigrussthefuss]

it sorta means like , yeah he agrees, thats how he felt and hes on his side!

cuz hes was doing a demonstration of the movie and the guy eating was like "fuckin a!" meaning, man hes soo right!

now somepeople might see it in another way, like fuckin asshole, like he doesnt agree, but why wouldnt he say asshole if he said fucking, you know? so i feel it is my first statement as oppposed to this one!

and now im going to brick in my girlfriends mouth!

[zax2222]

You are going to do what to your girlfriends mouth?,i guess some people like rough sex.

[Zjoe381]

fucking ass

[ieatedursouL12]

lol i love the guy whos eating......."fucking A"

[NicholasSkiles]

I kiked when the dude was like, "Fuckin' A." LMAO

[Mtlhd14884]

So fucking funny. This movie is in my top ten.

[senorbeast09]

i like how there are actually people on here arguing about this gay shit.

[Robogabriel]

This is why I try to model myself after Randal IRL.

[Ghavin86]

Yeah... Cause you are too narrow-minded to build up your own personality. Woohoo...

[muffledcries]

Star wars is better.

Just saying.

the hobbits are faggots.

[DANWARRR]

Wow............ this is why you only talk shit on the internet, and not irl.

[johnnycitystar]

Man FUCK LORD OF THE RINGS i saw that shit yesterday i turned it off and went to go see star wars return of the jedi. Yo Kevin smith 4 life for making such a memorable scene.

[luca82]

HEAR HEAR SIR!!!

[robstry5]

fucking a

[Uzamonkey4]

Even the fucking trees walked in that movie!! LOL!

[Misfit80sBaby]

And Right before the credit's roll, fucking Sam "BRICKS" in Frodos mouth.

Hilarious!!!

[James200809]

ya star wars is so much better than walking through a fucking forrist

[Nabeshin14]

LoL. Canadians saying, fuckin eh

[sum41sk8rdude]

It's "fuckin A" as in "fuckin absolutely"

[YBadBoyX]

FuCkinG awezOme ***

[buttcrack2000]

star wars = a fucking whole lot more of action!

[ACGraplabel]

i love both movies but it is tru all frodo and sam did was walk

[Bloodshotbuddah]

I did like lord of the rings and Star wars but even I have to agree everything he said was 100% true

[luckyhardy1]

randell is fuckin funny

[IsabellaRose6]

Elias's face is classic in this one, I almost pissed myslef laughing 3:08.

[DJPsYkik]

I am a fan of both LOTR and Star Wars and I think this scene in Clerks 2 was freaking hilarious!

[diegomdallas]

Star Wars all the way...and fuck LOTR

[fullMetaLxMantis]

to bad the lord of the rings trilogy came out way before star wars. lord of the rings is also more in depth with its story and history, but hey maybe we can agree on one thing...lord of the rings owns the prequel star wars trilogy, those movies were shit.

[cantenga]

Star wars is aload of metal its depressing as fuck

[evildaikenkai]

win

[huddo2340]

one ring to rule them all......

lmfao!!

[minisjc]

"Oh, sick burn"

"And Sam leans in the doorway and gives him that very fucking gay look."

"That look was so gay I thought Sam was gonna tell the little hobbits to take a walk so he could saunter over to Frodo and suck his fucking cock! Now that would have been an academy award winning ending!"

[OutaControl1350]

if u've seen that "kevin smith evening harder" thing, u'll c that kevin smith said that , but in different wording.

that bit's way funny

[thatsfuckinfunny]

Lmao "Not the rings Randall say what you will about Jesus but leave the rings out of this!"

[rambro2001]

What a surprisingly succinct and accurate description of LOTR.

[TheSoulMan8]

Star wars is the better saga and forget anakin the first three star wars films just rule

[BazzTheBoss]

i like both? is that legal?

[blueshirt12]

i agree, both are good. the 'rings' are too long but they are still great films.

[BazzTheBoss]

I still like the books of Lord of the Rings better then the films... some people don't even know the films are based on a book.

[XxStarGazexX]

lol! I <3 you!

The books are ALWAYS better then the movie!!

but the movies were made well! Except for making Faramir evil and making Frodo go all bitchy on Sam.

[XxStarGazexX]

Yeah! Me 2!! ^_^

Though i &hearts; LOTR the most!!

xD

[anallyfistedcunt666]

man, in the books, the amount of times frodo and sam fell asleep on each others shoulders or held hands weirded me out. HOBBITS=GAY....Star Wars trilogy FTW!!!

[muhls]

omg this movie rocks! I like his logical closure point! hahaaa...there not gay..there hobbits bwhwhahaaaa...soooo gay

[LastSunrise1981]

I loved the Lord of the Rings, but even I find this scene hysterical. :-D

[metal2939]

Fucken Hilarious!!!

[ivanxj88]

thats so fkn true .. that hobbit did give a gay ass look to frodo.. too fag. hahahh so true.. .hahahahhaahh

[falaxox]

fukkin hilarious ! love this film x

[PhantomAL]

Even the fucking trees walked in that movie. XD

[lilster36]

oh ogd my cuz said tht exact same thing except i was on the ring side and he didn't puke (thank god)

frodo and sam can appear gay sometimes.

BUT PEOPLE THEY ARE NOT!

THEY ARE NOT FUCKIN GAY THEY'RE FUCKIN HOBBITS!

[CarbineWarLord101]

"Iam Gonna kick your ass back to the shire, If you dont fucking shut your mouth" The best line in the movie

[jamesthekenny]

"And Sam leans in the doorway and give him a fucking gay-ass look"

[sinner7]

HA!

[knoxville92]

ok LOTR wa ok but SW was way better it is stil lto this day the 2nd best film that made the most money in the theaters and the world titanic was the number 1 LOTR was like 150, 300 did better

[angrymonkey94]

fuck ya man

Lord of the rings Sucked

i've seen all three and i got bored of listening to them talk with their faggot accents about some long ass storyline

I grew up watchin Star wars and i say watchin a bunch of Midgets in Teddy Bear suits kill people is much better than watching some CGI action where the actors didn't do shit

Star wars Looks like 300 compared to Lord of the rings

[BigJim5790]

porch monkey 4 life

[sympathy]

i love this movie!!

[nickn101]

bones

[Flangeypuss]

starwars sucks shit

[Flangeypuss]

Teddy bears destroying a tank with a couple of bloody *tree trunks*. That's not 'kewl', that's plain silly. This is why LOTR is better than SW.

[DMFOT]

The way Randal called those two "fucking morons" for calling LOTR a trilogy, that's how a treat everybody that disagrees with me. LOTR sucks!

[DMFOT]

I meant "I treat everybody"

[Flangeypuss]

fuckoff moron

[Speckledjimm]

no way!jarjar was best starwars character

[MrStabbyman]

Fuckin right on. There's only one trilogy, and that's the star wars one. Lets just ignore Jar Jar fuckin Binks, the destroyer of all things holy. DIE!

[kakashi805]

fucking amazing

[Ali360]

Superb, we have an offended LOTR fan. Randal would be delighted...

[bintash]

its true that starwars fukin suxx and the only thing worse than starwars>>>starwars fans

[scottwalk]

Randal is the greatest

and its all true

[TeamStargate]

lol :)

[Jthers]

great movie

[gunnerdelta]

LOL!!

-Griff