What if Mr Carlin is wrong? If he's right, then we ( followers of christ, Christians) have wasted our whole life being happy. Yes, being saved by the blood of Jesus Christ will give you peace, happiness,.... But if he's wrong.....then we need to pray for him, and other non believers. Only the god of abraham,issac,and jacob, judges. read the bible..
@lejoeyoung you sound like a robot.. You just regurgitate what you've been spoon-fed since childhood. You do know what brainwashing is don't you? Well my friend, you have been successfully brainwashed. How does it feel knowing you have a life that revolves around someone else's belief system?
Hell doesn't sound that bad. I like *some* British food (mmm... pasties!), the French running the hotels means some pretty damn cute maids, and I'd rather deal with German cops than the LAPD.
@JakobsMovieTutorials YOU SILLY NON BELIEVER!!! MORDOR IS REAL!!! I SAW IT IN THE MOVIES!!! IF YOU EVER QUESTION SAURON'S ETERNAL LOVE THE SPIDER WILL EAT YOU!!!!
NobodySpecial85 is a religious fuck who claims George deserved his death, and to defend his claims all he does is use quotes from the bible. Sorry, personally I think hes a looser for stating such words. Whether George deserved his death or not, no arrogant shithead, especially from one who follows the words of ''god'' should disrespect anyone like the way he did.
I've lived in two haunted houses, so when and if you experience that shit you sure as hell know your going somewhere, maybe it's nowhere, which is also pretty scary.
My personal internet research has revealed that religion comes with illiteracy. Just compare the spelling of atheists and christians on this freakin' page alone. It's breathtaking.
Now that I think about it, it's probably just because you have to be stupid to believe in god in the first place, and therefore also too stupid to formulate a proper sentence. Oh mighty my, bless internet science.
@sasuke343 Do some research? WTF? Just like Carlin, right? LOL, it's called being afraid to die. You want there to be a God. However, there is not a single shred of logic, that points to that being the case.
@richig761 Im not afraid of dieing i may be afraid of HOW I will die. but i know there will be agod waiting for me. and I pray that you see the light. everyone needs a religion it doesnt matter what it is because most atheists THINK they can do what ever the heck they want because they are their own god. 1 more thing if you take a deep look into science there is a god. and jesus was a historical figure, but its our decision to worship him as a god, man, prophet, or not at all Im praying for you
@sasuke343 Stop with this Athiests think they can do whatever they want bullshit. NO WE DON'T. If we beleived that why is there a small % of the Atheist population in prison than the Thesitic one hmm? If Atheists think they can do whatever they want why hasn't there been a single war in the name of Atheism? Why are most rapists and murders not Atheists? Why are there no Atheists bombing abortion clinics, flying planes into buildings, etc?
Your words are not supported by reality, stop lying.
I dont really believe in a god but when ever people bring up religion and i tell them, most of the time they try to make me into a believer... I havent read the bible but i honestly think its just a book that was make to give people hope in there life and just help them get thru the bad times.
@Evilon4lyf It was a religion created, for the exact same reason every other religion has been created. To try to answer the big questions, before it was possible to do with science. "Where did we come from?" "How did this all start?" etc...
signs are all around us but if your mind set in know everything and that theres no GOD then you'll never find out. Oh and replying in an angry manner towards GOD doesn't change anything.
@Cleatusbodean Those "signs" that are all around are in your head...it's called your imagination. That's why a "god" belief should be kept personal. It's perfectly fine if you want to believe you have an imagainary friend that guides you. I'm sure like most, you've been indoctrinated since childhood to believe it. Just keep him in your head and live your life and stop trying to convince reasonable ppl that he exist without and "credible" evidence.
@klmbaby6 For you to feel the need to "point out my imaginary friend" tell me that you are doing the same thing by promoting your intellect. I blogged my message and expected an answer. We all live in this world and we all ponder life. Some of us find GOD others choose others wise. Either way we all have the right to believe wouldn't you agree. If you are reasonable thenYOU will understand YES. That what youtube is for yes! Hey don't lose any sleep man!
@Cleatusbodean How am I promoting my intellect? It doesn't take a rocket scientist to know if I have an invisible friend guiding and talking to me thru life. I'll either hear voices or I won't. Like I said as long as you and your invisible buddy & those like you keep to yourselves and stop trying to force your friend into schools, gov't, politics and most importantly...stop knocking on my door on sat morning trying to convert me...everything will be fine.
@klmbaby6 Thats how you're coming across. I mean why say anything at all? I'm not forcing to accept my believes. I'm blogging I made a statement. I don't go to school ,I don't knock on doors,I not trying to convert you. But I am blogging not to you ,you didn't have to answer. It's what youtube is for isn't it? If anything you're harrssing me! Go about your buisness don't mind me.
@Cleatusbodean You right...you're just "blogging". But what you forget is you're "blogging" in an open forum where people with different viewpoints can and should chime in if they feel they have something to offer. You made the comment about the "signs" being everywhere and I simply challenged you on that. You made the statement so you should be prepared to defend it right? But it seems to me like you are saying "Leave me alone...and don't comment on my blog in an open forum".
@klmbaby6 No I didn't forget . I blogged and you took the bait. I stick by my comment! Too bad you are not seeing the trouble in this country and the world all around you. I said what I said because "you are bothered" by what I said. We can play tennis as long as you want. I'll keep blogging if you don't like it don't respond! It's like changing the channel on tv. For me I like what I do.
@Cleatusbodean Oh I realize the problems of the world. Trust me...they're all around. I also realize that religion and/or superstitious beliefs hasn't done anything to resolve them. It's going to take human intervention to resolve the problems, if they are ever to be resolved...not magic solutions...but REAL solutions.
@klmbaby6 Maybe you should look back to see how miserably human intervention has failed. If you don't mind I'll stick to GOD. Good luck with your human intervention! Sometimes bad things have to happen to see the good. Unfortunately it's true.
@Cleatusbodean Well you go head and stick to your invisible friend...like I said before, what ever gets you thru life but just realize that there are those of us who prefer logic and reason to guide us instead of mythology and man made fairytales. It doesn't make us bad people, we just have a different mindset and we realize that extraordinary claims require extraordinary evidence not someone telling you to rely on faith.
@klmbaby6 I can see how logical and reasonable people are doing in this GOD foresaken world! I don't claim to have the answers and probably never will but I have lots of faith and really do believe that has gotten me by. This is a dog eat dog society especially in high place these are the people who make choice that effect you and me. God have mercy on us all!
@Cleatusbodean So, what you're saying is... You'll stick to God, because it makes you feel all warm and fuzzy inside? It makes people "NICER", and "KINDER".... I mean, it's not like religion ever started wars, or genocide. Nothing like that could ever come out of such loving and kind people. Oh wait... LOL... that's right. Sorry, that bull shit doesn't help me sleep at night. Actually, it's exactly the opposite.
@richig761 What is it with you people? Do you win atheist point? Does everyone tell you are clever? Does satan fill your pockets with gold? Are you trying to save the world from ruin? You guy are like parrots you repeat everything and don't stop! Go live your godless life! For someone who doesn't believe in GOD you sure spend a lot of time trying to debunk him! LORD GIVE ME PATIENCE!
@Cleatusbodean LOL, I will live my Godless life. I will be a much more loving, and kinder person for it too. With no hate in my hearth. I'm not spending any time trying to debunk your "God". That's already been done. I was simply pointing out how silly your statement was. "Does Satan fill your pockets with gold?" What a great example of Christian ignorance. Hilarious stuff here.
@richig761 Oh yeah your statement sez it all kind and loving ! But be sure to tell the world how beautiful you are! Self satisfaction is your reward then. Very smug of you! Now go away!
if god wasn't real there would be no such thing as life, how could the earth be made without a anybody making it, how could there be life with god, there would no life without god, god shows us GREAT things EVERYDAY!
@guny36 What is it that I have done, that makes you have this hatred towards me? LOL, let's really recap this for a second. You have repeatedly called me a faggot, and hurled juvenile insults my way. I have given you extremely short response's, and next to ZERO retaliation. I have not said one thing back to you. How is it that you are the one, that finds me to be repulsing? I am seriously interested to hear this response.
you're an atheist and you're calling me a troll when i'm tellin you the gospil. and don't talk about how i have hatred to you you have hatred against everybody who beleives in god, jesus and the virgan marry
@guny36 Dude, get real... you can't even spell "gospel" "virgin" or "Mary" correctly. Then you wonder why the hell I think you're a troll? LOL... You have not shared one part of The Bible with me, and I highly doubt you have ever read it. In college I minored in theology, and have studied not just Christianity... but every major religion that has been relevant both in the past, and today. You obviously have also never taken a basic biology, or science class either. So please, get educated...
@richig761 Calling somebody a f*g is juvenile, it's as bad as the "N" word, & not at all christian behavior. You better get a 3-way party line with jesus & god to ask them 'why god so loved the world,' & 'why jesus says love thy neighbor' & 'judge ye not.' Did you miss that part of your bible, hypocrite idiot??? I hope you don't receive 'judgement' from 'above,' end up needing care in a hospital & your caretaker is gay. I guarantee Jesus won't help you; but, your gay nurse might. ;>)
@mindofclarity Uh... wrong guy, moron. The "Christian" boy called ME a fag. LMAO, of course it would be another idiot Christian, who doesn't know how to use a computer.
the reason he thinks you are a troll is because your logic is so incredibly flawed you'd have to be either stupid or trolling. I doubt he cares about whether you believe in god, but your reason for knowing he exists is "how could there be life?" that is the stupidest reason I've heard. Your argument is how can anything exist without god? In fact, thats hypocritical, because then how can god exist without anything creating him( the response I get is nothing created god)
@Cleatusbodean I know right, I mean what motivation could Athiests have for debunking Gods. It's not like religion is used to control the law, vote politicians into office, regulate what is taught in schools, regulate who has what rights, go to war, tell people what they can and can't do with their own body, neglect paying taxes, hinder live saving scientific research, or anything insane like that right?
Because if that was the case they might have a good reason to.
@DarkBunnyLord LOL! 2 months later! Talk about presistences! Do you really believe what you wrote I mean seems to me atheist, muslims and other pagan religions are out numbering Christians. They've taken prayer out of public schools and other publican places Pretty soon atheist will get what they want. Then you'll have to find something else to be angry at. This is hilarious stuff here!
@Cleatusbodean Right because every religion that isn't Christian is Pagan, you're sure knowledgeable and not at all close minded huh! =D
Or perhaps we won't be angry anymore because we won't have assholes using their imaginary friend as an excuse to all the things I listed which you refuted none of by the way just showing how much of a leg you really have to stand on.
@DarkBunnyLord Why do you people always have to fight? Be happy with what you got. You have a right as an american to be atheist ( assuming you are american). Why would you want to waste your precious time with someone like me? Enjoy your life! Don't worry what I think.
@Cleatusbodean It has nothing to do with what you think, again you choose to remain woefully ignorant or horribly dishonest about the things I pointed out. As soon as Christianity stops trying to effect others lives then and only then will the rest of us stop "fighting" you. Until then asking us to just calm down and be your doormat will be taken as the bullshit that it is =D
The day he died he went to the hospital about hurting in his chest and not being able to breath good.When all the test were done and he was still hanging on by a thread,the pastor came in and ask him did he believe in God now.George looked at the pastor knowing that death was coming soon and said "thats the trouble now,I don't want to believe,I want to know."
@Suberitome There kitchen is fastfood, fish & chips, spotted dick and anything that's fried :D it's quit good but it's a joke compared to the france and italians ofcourse
@Suberitome Spotted dick is the name of what could be referred to as a delicacy along with jellied eels. Spotted dick is made from the hard fat which you find around the kidneys and groin area of various animals. We don't have terrible food but it is far from the best.
ow many people do you know in this world of 8 billion people could die and still receive SO much positive feedback,Be SO genuinely loved and DEEPLY missed.
Classic hilarious rumor what Mr. Carlin heard about H&H. LMAO. "AND THE GERMANS ARE THE POLICE!" I'm about 25% german and 85% Italian. I could never picture myself going into the Law Enforcement business. Auto Repairing. That's was one of my dreams careers. Instead, I'm gonna get a job typing crime and health articles for a newspaper. You dig?
@notyourfav5 I'm glad he didn't take credit for it, lol. Would've lost all respect for him if he said that the saying was all on him and that he was the one who made it.
One of the most intelligent, well spoken "entertainers" of all time. He has a way with words to were even dumb asses get it. I really suggest anyone to watch as much of his stuff as possible. I like to say not only is he an eye opener, but a brain opener as well.
@Xanatos712 82 pricks voted ur comment to be in top comment i guess they didn't know they were on YouTube created and run by Americans dont be so quick to talk shit about my country asshole
That was a win on SOOO many levels! x'D
J88Wolf 1 month ago
Lol this is funny XD Too bad Jay Leno ruined it by being in this video
DrMeh3 1 month ago
looooooooooooooooollLLLLLLLLLL!!!
1y9b9b 1 month ago
RIP George. LOVE YOU XXX
CANNIBoy 2 months ago
he reached for the wrong coffee lol
nickthegrizzly2 3 months ago 4
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that was the funny part
1y9b9b in reply to nickthegrizzly2 (Show the comment) 1 month ago
its over nine thousaaaaaaand!!!!!!!!!!
LGoodfellow1 3 months ago
"UNT ZE GERMANS ARE ZE POLIZ!"
Brysey19 3 months ago
In hell the Jews run the banks and the media. Oh wait we are in hell.
attemptingtobehumble 3 months ago
What if Mr Carlin is wrong? If he's right, then we ( followers of christ, Christians) have wasted our whole life being happy. Yes, being saved by the blood of Jesus Christ will give you peace, happiness,.... But if he's wrong.....then we need to pray for him, and other non believers. Only the god of abraham,issac,and jacob, judges. read the bible..
lejoeyoung 3 months ago
@lejoeyoung you sound like a robot.. You just regurgitate what you've been spoon-fed since childhood. You do know what brainwashing is don't you? Well my friend, you have been successfully brainwashed. How does it feel knowing you have a life that revolves around someone else's belief system?
legacy917 in reply to lejoeyoung (Show the comment) 3 months ago
This man was not sent to hell. He made so many people happy and gave people so much enjoyable comedy. God has a spot in heaven just for him.
VitalSigns1 3 months ago
@VitalSigns1 Except he was an atheist.
sirus804 in reply to VitalSigns1 (Show the comment) 3 months ago
@sirus804 Well, just because he didn't believe in heaven doesn't mean heaven isn't real. God probably loves Carlin, as most of us do.
VitalSigns1 in reply to sirus804 (Show the comment) 3 months ago
everyone that discusses about religion is a virgin
SniperSurkov 4 months ago 2
Hell doesn't sound that bad. I like *some* British food (mmm... pasties!), the French running the hotels means some pretty damn cute maids, and I'd rather deal with German cops than the LAPD.
Rabboleth 4 months ago
It's a bird! NO! It's a plain! It's God! Oh shit here comes the brimstone hit the underground shelters.
universeturtle 4 months ago
carlin is fuckin idiot lol
steviesuperstar 4 months ago
@steviesuperstar "Carlin is fuckin idiot lol" LMAO... How ironic. Calling a guy an idiot, and you can't even form a simple sentence.
richig761 in reply to steviesuperstar (Show the comment) 4 months ago
George was the greatest human being ever to live. I feel weird that I have come far closer to worshipping him than I have any deity.
theatlantisrise 4 months ago
stop QQ and listen to him
PieterEnergy 4 months ago
priceless.... : }
retrojaxed2 4 months ago
@YallDontEvenKnow Thank you! Believe it or not,but I appreciate compliments more than most people :D
asnabelgur 4 months ago
german police is probably the softest in the world...
Ramyeonman 5 months ago
@Ramyeonman he was talkin nazi germany dumass
DrGanja99 in reply to Ramyeonman (Show the comment) 4 months ago 2
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oh... i forgot... time isn't going on... so you people are still shooting indians?
Ramyeonman in reply to DrGanja99 (Show the comment) 4 months ago
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smartarse twit who will go to hell do nothing tell them nothing that will actuaaly stop the crap
doingitnowoncemore 5 months ago
smartarse twit who will go to hell do nothing tell them nothing that will actuaaly stop the crap
doingitnowoncemore 5 months ago
@JakobsMovieTutorials The win is so strong.
Sylinic 5 months ago
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mike93345 5 months ago
Lol; I've heard that one before aha love it.
emowashere 5 months ago
I think Americans would be mechanics in hell. And it's a surprise to hear that the English police have a good reputation.
Szaam 5 months ago
@JakobsMovieTutorials YOU SILLY NON BELIEVER!!! MORDOR IS REAL!!! I SAW IT IN THE MOVIES!!! IF YOU EVER QUESTION SAURON'S ETERNAL LOVE THE SPIDER WILL EAT YOU!!!!
asnabelgur 5 months ago 55
@asnabelgur Lol, win.
Sylinic in reply to asnabelgur (Show the comment) 5 months ago
@asnabelgur How can anyone even question the might of the dark Lord... he even gave us the one ring... infailable to not believe it if you ask me
Ununs3pt1um in reply to asnabelgur (Show the comment) 4 months ago
@asnabelgur Um, okay. Um, you should learn about special effects, analburger, oh i mean, asnabelgur.
CrisDelGKfromPR in reply to asnabelgur (Show the comment) 3 weeks ago
@CrisDelGKfromPR ............ever heard of sarcasm? O___O
asnabelgur in reply to CrisDelGKfromPR (Show the comment) 3 weeks ago
Hahahaha this man is a god!!!!
INMATE2468 5 months ago 22
@INMATE2468 Woah. I bet that's how Christianity started (except with Jesus).
Jehanzeb14 in reply to INMATE2468 (Show the comment) 2 months ago
No god here go read your fairy tales on someone elses channel wev all heard the same bullshit n wer ok living without gods greedy ass :)
purplebui 5 months ago
and the asians...well... they become re-incarnated back into reality.
ToyletSeat 6 months ago
And the GERMANZ ARE DA POLICE!!!
Burori1 6 months ago
Here in Australia, heaven and hell are together apparently :P
milinm 6 months ago
were in hell right now everybody!... :-/
MrVocalist101 6 months ago
NobodySpecial85 is a religious fuck who claims George deserved his death, and to defend his claims all he does is use quotes from the bible. Sorry, personally I think hes a looser for stating such words. Whether George deserved his death or not, no arrogant shithead, especially from one who follows the words of ''god'' should disrespect anyone like the way he did.
lordandriolf 6 months ago 3
I've lived in two haunted houses, so when and if you experience that shit you sure as hell know your going somewhere, maybe it's nowhere, which is also pretty scary.
aynrandy1 6 months ago
my father's italian and a mechanic AND a DAMN good one
go hell!
infernalone666 6 months ago
@infernalone666 LOL
tralalalalala8D in reply to infernalone666 (Show the comment) 6 months ago
@infernalone666 relax hes just poking fun at sterotypes killer thats how ppl get over em.
greatwolf1313 in reply to infernalone666 (Show the comment) 6 months ago
@greatwolf1313
I guess it never occurred to you that I knew that
infernalone666 in reply to greatwolf1313 (Show the comment) 6 months ago
@infernalone666 lol GO HEEEELLLLL
richnisan43 in reply to infernalone666 (Show the comment) 5 months ago
My personal internet research has revealed that religion comes with illiteracy. Just compare the spelling of atheists and christians on this freakin' page alone. It's breathtaking.
Now that I think about it, it's probably just because you have to be stupid to believe in god in the first place, and therefore also too stupid to formulate a proper sentence. Oh mighty my, bless internet science.
reaverwes 6 months ago 2
atheists who rely on science and don't believe in any god don't go to hell...they go to the "Twilight Zone"
TC1358 6 months ago 3
Carlin believes in hell right now. He started believing in it one second after he died.
sandytinky 7 months ago
@sandytinky his brain died so he doesnt belive in anything no more
VelvetTearsNana in reply to sandytinky (Show the comment) 7 months ago 2
@sandytinky Aren't you the same people who drink blood and eat flesh? Why should I take the word of a cannibal vampire?
bushbasher85 in reply to sandytinky (Show the comment) 7 months ago 2
Based off of what do you know this? Do you know God? This is awesome! Please, do share your knowledge!
richig761 in reply to sandytinky (Show the comment) 7 months ago
@sandytinky cant wait to join him
SilkweeshughFilms in reply to sandytinky (Show the comment) 7 months ago
@sandytinky
MrFuturecanadian in reply to sandytinky (Show the comment) 7 months ago
@sandytinky bullshit
MrFuturecanadian in reply to sandytinky (Show the comment) 7 months ago
There is a god when you get to my age and do some research you will understand
sasuke343 7 months ago
@sasuke343 Thanks!! I always though there wasn't one. I hope I'll be like you one day.
holm81 in reply to sasuke343 (Show the comment) 7 months ago
@sasuke343 Do some research? WTF? Just like Carlin, right? LOL, it's called being afraid to die. You want there to be a God. However, there is not a single shred of logic, that points to that being the case.
richig761 in reply to sasuke343 (Show the comment) 7 months ago
@richig761 Im not afraid of dieing i may be afraid of HOW I will die. but i know there will be agod waiting for me. and I pray that you see the light. everyone needs a religion it doesnt matter what it is because most atheists THINK they can do what ever the heck they want because they are their own god. 1 more thing if you take a deep look into science there is a god. and jesus was a historical figure, but its our decision to worship him as a god, man, prophet, or not at all Im praying for you
sasuke343 in reply to richig761 (Show the comment) 7 months ago
@sasuke343 Stop with this Athiests think they can do whatever they want bullshit. NO WE DON'T. If we beleived that why is there a small % of the Atheist population in prison than the Thesitic one hmm? If Atheists think they can do whatever they want why hasn't there been a single war in the name of Atheism? Why are most rapists and murders not Atheists? Why are there no Atheists bombing abortion clinics, flying planes into buildings, etc?
Your words are not supported by reality, stop lying.
DarkBunnyLord in reply to sasuke343 (Show the comment) 4 months ago
i do not understand what hes saying
tundeeeee 7 months ago
lets remind everyone how many wars are started in the name of relgion and god hmm
deepwoodskentuckian 7 months ago
u re going hell baby
xmen1237 7 months ago
LMAO
NorrisArt 7 months ago
I dont really believe in a god but when ever people bring up religion and i tell them, most of the time they try to make me into a believer... I havent read the bible but i honestly think its just a book that was make to give people hope in there life and just help them get thru the bad times.
Evilon4lyf 7 months ago
@Evilon4lyf Nop, Bible is a warning against a certain group of people. ;o
2kageromaru in reply to Evilon4lyf (Show the comment) 7 months ago
@Evilon4lyf r u for real? bible is the best fairy tale like ALL TIME! read it!
TolHydra in reply to Evilon4lyf (Show the comment) 7 months ago
@Evilon4lyf i agree that the bible and some religeons make peace, but as a full fledged athest, i think most christians are shit turds.
DarkAngelOfTorture in reply to Evilon4lyf (Show the comment) 7 months ago
@Evilon4lyf It was a religion created, for the exact same reason every other religion has been created. To try to answer the big questions, before it was possible to do with science. "Where did we come from?" "How did this all start?" etc...
richig761 in reply to Evilon4lyf (Show the comment) 7 months ago
signs are all around us but if your mind set in know everything and that theres no GOD then you'll never find out. Oh and replying in an angry manner towards GOD doesn't change anything.
Cleatusbodean 7 months ago
@Cleatusbodean Those "signs" that are all around are in your head...it's called your imagination. That's why a "god" belief should be kept personal. It's perfectly fine if you want to believe you have an imagainary friend that guides you. I'm sure like most, you've been indoctrinated since childhood to believe it. Just keep him in your head and live your life and stop trying to convince reasonable ppl that he exist without and "credible" evidence.
klmbaby6 in reply to Cleatusbodean (Show the comment) 7 months ago
@klmbaby6 For you to feel the need to "point out my imaginary friend" tell me that you are doing the same thing by promoting your intellect. I blogged my message and expected an answer. We all live in this world and we all ponder life. Some of us find GOD others choose others wise. Either way we all have the right to believe wouldn't you agree. If you are reasonable thenYOU will understand YES. That what youtube is for yes! Hey don't lose any sleep man!
Cleatusbodean in reply to klmbaby6 (Show the comment) 7 months ago
@Cleatusbodean How am I promoting my intellect? It doesn't take a rocket scientist to know if I have an invisible friend guiding and talking to me thru life. I'll either hear voices or I won't. Like I said as long as you and your invisible buddy & those like you keep to yourselves and stop trying to force your friend into schools, gov't, politics and most importantly...stop knocking on my door on sat morning trying to convert me...everything will be fine.
klmbaby6 in reply to Cleatusbodean (Show the comment) 7 months ago
@klmbaby6 Thats how you're coming across. I mean why say anything at all? I'm not forcing to accept my believes. I'm blogging I made a statement. I don't go to school ,I don't knock on doors,I not trying to convert you. But I am blogging not to you ,you didn't have to answer. It's what youtube is for isn't it? If anything you're harrssing me! Go about your buisness don't mind me.
Cleatusbodean in reply to klmbaby6 (Show the comment) 7 months ago
@Cleatusbodean You right...you're just "blogging". But what you forget is you're "blogging" in an open forum where people with different viewpoints can and should chime in if they feel they have something to offer. You made the comment about the "signs" being everywhere and I simply challenged you on that. You made the statement so you should be prepared to defend it right? But it seems to me like you are saying "Leave me alone...and don't comment on my blog in an open forum".
klmbaby6 in reply to Cleatusbodean (Show the comment) 7 months ago
@klmbaby6 No I didn't forget . I blogged and you took the bait. I stick by my comment! Too bad you are not seeing the trouble in this country and the world all around you. I said what I said because "you are bothered" by what I said. We can play tennis as long as you want. I'll keep blogging if you don't like it don't respond! It's like changing the channel on tv. For me I like what I do.
Cleatusbodean in reply to klmbaby6 (Show the comment) 7 months ago
@Cleatusbodean Oh I realize the problems of the world. Trust me...they're all around. I also realize that religion and/or superstitious beliefs hasn't done anything to resolve them. It's going to take human intervention to resolve the problems, if they are ever to be resolved...not magic solutions...but REAL solutions.
klmbaby6 in reply to Cleatusbodean (Show the comment) 7 months ago
@klmbaby6 Maybe you should look back to see how miserably human intervention has failed. If you don't mind I'll stick to GOD. Good luck with your human intervention! Sometimes bad things have to happen to see the good. Unfortunately it's true.
Cleatusbodean in reply to klmbaby6 (Show the comment) 7 months ago
@Cleatusbodean Well you go head and stick to your invisible friend...like I said before, what ever gets you thru life but just realize that there are those of us who prefer logic and reason to guide us instead of mythology and man made fairytales. It doesn't make us bad people, we just have a different mindset and we realize that extraordinary claims require extraordinary evidence not someone telling you to rely on faith.
klmbaby6 in reply to Cleatusbodean (Show the comment) 7 months ago
@klmbaby6 I can see how logical and reasonable people are doing in this GOD foresaken world! I don't claim to have the answers and probably never will but I have lots of faith and really do believe that has gotten me by. This is a dog eat dog society especially in high place these are the people who make choice that effect you and me. God have mercy on us all!
Cleatusbodean in reply to klmbaby6 (Show the comment) 7 months ago
@Cleatusbodean So, what you're saying is... You'll stick to God, because it makes you feel all warm and fuzzy inside? It makes people "NICER", and "KINDER".... I mean, it's not like religion ever started wars, or genocide. Nothing like that could ever come out of such loving and kind people. Oh wait... LOL... that's right. Sorry, that bull shit doesn't help me sleep at night. Actually, it's exactly the opposite.
richig761 in reply to Cleatusbodean (Show the comment) 7 months ago 2
@richig761 What is it with you people? Do you win atheist point? Does everyone tell you are clever? Does satan fill your pockets with gold? Are you trying to save the world from ruin? You guy are like parrots you repeat everything and don't stop! Go live your godless life! For someone who doesn't believe in GOD you sure spend a lot of time trying to debunk him! LORD GIVE ME PATIENCE!
Cleatusbodean in reply to richig761 (Show the comment) 7 months ago
@Cleatusbodean LOL, I will live my Godless life. I will be a much more loving, and kinder person for it too. With no hate in my hearth. I'm not spending any time trying to debunk your "God". That's already been done. I was simply pointing out how silly your statement was. "Does Satan fill your pockets with gold?" What a great example of Christian ignorance. Hilarious stuff here.
richig761 in reply to Cleatusbodean (Show the comment) 7 months ago 17
@richig761 Oh yeah your statement sez it all kind and loving ! But be sure to tell the world how beautiful you are! Self satisfaction is your reward then. Very smug of you! Now go away!
Cleatusbodean in reply to richig761 (Show the comment) 7 months ago
@richig761
you are such an idiot!! god is real and he loves all of us!!!!!!!
guny36 in reply to richig761 (Show the comment) 4 months ago
@guny36 Really? What evidence has led you to this conclusion?
richig761 in reply to guny36 (Show the comment) 4 months ago
@richig761
if god wasn't real there would be no such thing as life, how could the earth be made without a anybody making it, how could there be life with god, there would no life without god, god shows us GREAT things EVERYDAY!
guny36 in reply to richig761 (Show the comment) 4 months ago
@guny36 Okay, obviously you're trolling. Nobody can be this stupid. Goodbye sir/mam...
richig761 in reply to guny36 (Show the comment) 4 months ago
@richig761
i'm not trolling. btw you're a fag
guny36 in reply to richig761 (Show the comment) 4 months ago
@guny36 Oh wow... how insulting. I have been reduced to tears! lol
richig761 in reply to guny36 (Show the comment) 4 months ago
@richig761
i do wish you well cuz i'll be laughing my head off when you're burning in hell!
guny36 in reply to richig761 (Show the comment) 4 months ago
@guny36 Obvious troll, is obvious. Have a good one.
richig761 in reply to guny36 (Show the comment) 4 months ago
@richig761
hey may i ask you a ?
guny36 in reply to richig761 (Show the comment) 4 months ago
@guny36 Of course...
richig761 in reply to guny36 (Show the comment) 4 months ago
@richig761
are you going into the closet?
guny36 in reply to richig761 (Show the comment) 4 months ago
@guny36 Yeah... sure.
richig761 in reply to guny36 (Show the comment) 4 months ago
@richig761
dude there's no use of hiding that your gay just come outta the closet
guny36 in reply to richig761 (Show the comment) 4 months ago
@guny36 Okay. Is this humorous to you? Or.... what? LOL, do you really have this big of a problem with gay people?
richig761 in reply to guny36 (Show the comment) 4 months ago
@richig761 if by gay people you mean you then yes
guny36 in reply to richig761 (Show the comment) 4 months ago
@guny36 Okay, sounds good.
richig761 in reply to guny36 (Show the comment) 4 months ago
@guny36 What is it that I have done, that makes you have this hatred towards me? LOL, let's really recap this for a second. You have repeatedly called me a faggot, and hurled juvenile insults my way. I have given you extremely short response's, and next to ZERO retaliation. I have not said one thing back to you. How is it that you are the one, that finds me to be repulsing? I am seriously interested to hear this response.
richig761 in reply to guny36 (Show the comment) 4 months ago
@richig761
you're an atheist and you're calling me a troll when i'm tellin you the gospil. and don't talk about how i have hatred to you you have hatred against everybody who beleives in god, jesus and the virgan marry
guny36 in reply to richig761 (Show the comment) 4 months ago
@guny36 Dude, get real... you can't even spell "gospel" "virgin" or "Mary" correctly. Then you wonder why the hell I think you're a troll? LOL... You have not shared one part of The Bible with me, and I highly doubt you have ever read it. In college I minored in theology, and have studied not just Christianity... but every major religion that has been relevant both in the past, and today. You obviously have also never taken a basic biology, or science class either. So please, get educated...
richig761 in reply to guny36 (Show the comment) 4 months ago
@richig761
up yours
guny36 in reply to richig761 (Show the comment) 4 months ago
@guny36 There's the intelligent response I was expecting. Back to your little closed minded world now.
richig761 in reply to guny36 (Show the comment) 4 months ago
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@richig761
dude if you dont ask for jesus to come into your heart and prey for forgiveness you WILL die and go to hell and get tossed into the lake of fire
guny36 in reply to richig761 (Show the comment) 4 months ago
@richig761 Calling somebody a f*g is juvenile, it's as bad as the "N" word, & not at all christian behavior. You better get a 3-way party line with jesus & god to ask them 'why god so loved the world,' & 'why jesus says love thy neighbor' & 'judge ye not.' Did you miss that part of your bible, hypocrite idiot??? I hope you don't receive 'judgement' from 'above,' end up needing care in a hospital & your caretaker is gay. I guarantee Jesus won't help you; but, your gay nurse might. ;>)
mindofclarity in reply to richig761 (Show the comment) 4 months ago
@mindofclarity Uh... wrong guy, moron. The "Christian" boy called ME a fag. LMAO, of course it would be another idiot Christian, who doesn't know how to use a computer.
richig761 in reply to mindofclarity (Show the comment) 4 months ago
@guny36
the reason he thinks you are a troll is because your logic is so incredibly flawed you'd have to be either stupid or trolling. I doubt he cares about whether you believe in god, but your reason for knowing he exists is "how could there be life?" that is the stupidest reason I've heard. Your argument is how can anything exist without god? In fact, thats hypocritical, because then how can god exist without anything creating him( the response I get is nothing created god)
souljaboyisbad in reply to guny36 (Show the comment) 3 months ago
@souljaboyisbad But something can't come from nothing! Daaahh dduurr... /drool.
Militarized in reply to souljaboyisbad (Show the comment) 2 months ago
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souljaboyisbad in reply to Militarized (Show the comment) 2 months ago
@souljaboyisbad Mocking religious people :)
Militarized in reply to souljaboyisbad (Show the comment) 2 months ago
@Cleatusbodean I know right, I mean what motivation could Athiests have for debunking Gods. It's not like religion is used to control the law, vote politicians into office, regulate what is taught in schools, regulate who has what rights, go to war, tell people what they can and can't do with their own body, neglect paying taxes, hinder live saving scientific research, or anything insane like that right?
Because if that was the case they might have a good reason to.
DarkBunnyLord in reply to Cleatusbodean (Show the comment) 4 months ago
@DarkBunnyLord LOL! 2 months later! Talk about presistences! Do you really believe what you wrote I mean seems to me atheist, muslims and other pagan religions are out numbering Christians. They've taken prayer out of public schools and other publican places Pretty soon atheist will get what they want. Then you'll have to find something else to be angry at. This is hilarious stuff here!
Cleatusbodean in reply to DarkBunnyLord (Show the comment) 4 months ago
@Cleatusbodean Right because every religion that isn't Christian is Pagan, you're sure knowledgeable and not at all close minded huh! =D
Or perhaps we won't be angry anymore because we won't have assholes using their imaginary friend as an excuse to all the things I listed which you refuted none of by the way just showing how much of a leg you really have to stand on.
DarkBunnyLord in reply to Cleatusbodean (Show the comment) 4 months ago
@DarkBunnyLord Why do you people always have to fight? Be happy with what you got. You have a right as an american to be atheist ( assuming you are american). Why would you want to waste your precious time with someone like me? Enjoy your life! Don't worry what I think.
Cleatusbodean in reply to DarkBunnyLord (Show the comment) 4 months ago
@Cleatusbodean It has nothing to do with what you think, again you choose to remain woefully ignorant or horribly dishonest about the things I pointed out. As soon as Christianity stops trying to effect others lives then and only then will the rest of us stop "fighting" you. Until then asking us to just calm down and be your doormat will be taken as the bullshit that it is =D
DarkBunnyLord in reply to Cleatusbodean (Show the comment) 4 months ago
@DarkBunnyLord Gosh how can I stop the hurt? You seem hopelessly unhappy. I would never ask you to be my door mat. Good luck.
Cleatusbodean in reply to DarkBunnyLord (Show the comment) 4 months ago
@Cleatusbodean You seem hopelessly ignorant. I'm plenty happy, I'm just not stupid enough to buy your "Gee WE didn't do anything" nonsense.
DarkBunnyLord in reply to Cleatusbodean (Show the comment) 4 months ago
@DarkBunnyLord Ok just as long as you're happy. Have a good life partner.
Cleatusbodean in reply to DarkBunnyLord (Show the comment) 4 months ago
The day he died he went to the hospital about hurting in his chest and not being able to breath good.When all the test were done and he was still hanging on by a thread,the pastor came in and ask him did he believe in God now.George looked at the pastor knowing that death was coming soon and said "thats the trouble now,I don't want to believe,I want to know."
twetty291 8 months ago 3
@twetty291 He will!
Cleatusbodean in reply to twetty291 (Show the comment) 7 months ago
@Cleatusbodean who are you! I swear you guy in herds! LOL! I think he can answer for himself. I'll get to you later.
Cleatusbodean in reply to Cleatusbodean (Show the comment) 7 months ago
@Suberitome There kitchen is fastfood, fish & chips, spotted dick and anything that's fried :D it's quit good but it's a joke compared to the france and italians ofcourse
Mirata87 in reply to Suberitome (Show the comment) 8 months ago
@Suberitome Spotted dick is the name of what could be referred to as a delicacy along with jellied eels. Spotted dick is made from the hard fat which you find around the kidneys and groin area of various animals. We don't have terrible food but it is far from the best.
AdzDrury in reply to Suberitome (Show the comment) 8 months ago 2
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ow many people do you know in this world of 8 billion people could die and still receive SO much positive feedback,Be SO genuinely loved and DEEPLY missed.
GC ...you the man.
jasonfallon123 8 months ago
I am christian but i still think this is funny
sasuke343 8 months ago 2
Classic hilarious rumor what Mr. Carlin heard about H&H. LMAO. "AND THE GERMANS ARE THE POLICE!" I'm about 25% german and 85% Italian. I could never picture myself going into the Law Enforcement business. Auto Repairing. That's was one of my dreams careers. Instead, I'm gonna get a job typing crime and health articles for a newspaper. You dig?
instacopy1 8 months ago
@instacopy1 75%*?
MrTeddy236 in reply to instacopy1 (Show the comment) 8 months ago
@instacopy1 And 110% idiot.. Haha just kidding :)
Mirata87 in reply to instacopy1 (Show the comment) 8 months ago
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archi99ful 8 months ago
@archi99fulThere's no such thing as Western religion.
Gaz6231 in reply to archi99ful (Show the comment) 8 months ago
@Gaz6231 well said all comes from one desert or another
yourmummademefat in reply to Gaz6231 (Show the comment) 8 months ago
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jasonfallon123 8 months ago
@jasonfallon123
wait...wtf, 80 billion people? are you in your right mind?
EmCxEmaNxEmC in reply to jasonfallon123 (Show the comment) 8 months ago
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jasonfallon123 in reply to EmCxEmaNxEmC (Show the comment) 8 months ago
@jasonfallon123
80 BILLION ?
FAIL
chawzwan in reply to jasonfallon123 (Show the comment) 8 months ago
LOL
seriously
tostrong4you 8 months ago
This is a very old joke from George Carlin. Not some shitty anime.
andgaffordrew 9 months ago
HaHAHA, he didnt mantion the Netherlands it doesnt belong in hell, used to but not anymore ±p
pyromaniaknl 9 months ago
I;ve red about this in one book ,funny shit :D
AnnihilatorLt 9 months ago
AND THE GERMEN ARE THE POLICE !!
vietbuhletz 9 months ago
In Soviet Russia, hell goes to YOU!!!!!!!
TheSpartan2910 9 months ago 72
he got that from hetalia
notyourfav5 9 months ago
@notyourfav5 I'm glad he didn't take credit for it, lol. Would've lost all respect for him if he said that the saying was all on him and that he was the one who made it.
Vaizone3000 in reply to notyourfav5 (Show the comment) 9 months ago
@notyourfav5
No he didn't.
Ethanodd1 in reply to notyourfav5 (Show the comment) 8 months ago
One of the most intelligent, well spoken "entertainers" of all time. He has a way with words to were even dumb asses get it. I really suggest anyone to watch as much of his stuff as possible. I like to say not only is he an eye opener, but a brain opener as well.
PUNKem733 9 months ago
'...AND THE GERMANS ARE THE POLICE!!'
ShoggothLord 9 months ago 6
I lol'd
eragon2121 10 months ago
good shit haha
leebo2020 10 months ago
I thought in Hell America runs everything.
Xanatos712 10 months ago 114
@Xanatos712 well that's why hell is America and America is hell
codern in reply to Xanatos712 (Show the comment) 9 months ago
@Xanatos712 In the real world America almost runs everything we must be in hell now i guess.
InWeedWeTrust420 in reply to Xanatos712 (Show the comment) 9 months ago
@Xanatos712 In this administration, it does.
RagingSeraphim in reply to Xanatos712 (Show the comment) 6 months ago
@Xanatos712 82 pricks voted ur comment to be in top comment i guess they didn't know they were on YouTube created and run by Americans dont be so quick to talk shit about my country asshole
richnisan43 in reply to Xanatos712 (Show the comment) 5 months ago
@richnisan43 As soon as you start using punctuation and stop invading other countries & fucking up their culture, I will.
Xanatos712 in reply to richnisan43 (Show the comment) 5 months ago
@Xanatos712 no thats on earth =)
Mrtoomzy in reply to Xanatos712 (Show the comment) 5 months ago
What the hell? Carlin's a hetalia fan?! Always knew he had good taste.
Gerstein1 10 months ago
@Gerstein1
shhhh the anti Anime heathens are watching