風靡美國的丹庫克(Dane Cook)脫口秀-哭(Crying)中文

[newmanwong]

waste my time

[kuugakingk]

哈哈~的確中點

[DXHBKRKOY2J]

6:30 她說的應該是 "No, I'm not crying you fag, shut up"

不是"你真討厭" 應該是"我沒再哭啦你這死gay"

[f40632]

抗壓力太低想傷心但是又怕人指指點點的社會風氣？

[q96d93]

實在笑不出來@@

聽到觀眾席那麼多人在笑我真的不懂...

[boyshone]

美国人的笑点真的很低，这个可能是个很好的演说，但是没有觉得特­别好笑，可能会会心一笑，但是绝对不会大笑的。实在不能理解美国­人的幽默。

[8yk6gj94]

2:56是 blue HONDA吧

[v1197329]

他的笑點是需要有共嗚的~

沒經驗過的人會笑他的表演跨張很好笑,

經驗過的人笑的就是自己也有這麼白痴過...

我覺得很好笑~

[48652298]

好無聊喔 跟印度阿三和黑鬼比起來遜色太多了

[PURPLEBEAST404]

WHATS UP WET HEAD!! XD

[justok956919]

希望有更多作品

希望下一部是 一夜情

我實在不太懂中間幾個笑點..

[SmellyAmpitz]

I DID MY BEST!

[dior5757g]

看不到笑點ㄟ,,,我覺得很真實,,,,,大概是我不董美式幽默­...

[angelwings967]

LOL!! "Hello, how is-how is my baby angel?"

[TheGameRain]

People love him, or people hate him.

I love him.

BECAUSE people love or hate him, I have come up with a nickname for him:

"The Twilight Comedian".

(Because the movie is the same... Some love it, some hate it...)

[Foreverbluesbaby]

lol... I really breathe like that before I cry. Its so funny!

And yeah sometimes it does feel like the world taps our shoulders and stays there just whispering 'cry' in your ear

[morganb147]

'I DID MY BEST!"

[hbiohbio]

好強...真是太強了....

[xJoycexVampirex]

i love his hair

[dlptxxx]

sissy

[kaylovelew]

my baby angle

[MrShippudenfan]

friggin hillarious

[Bolgie136]

YAYA SOUND!!!!! SO HAPPY RIGHT NOW!

[simpsonman956]

MAN! Why do they even do this!? I mean what were they thinking? "Oh this is breaking copyright, we can't have that. Oh but we won't just have the video taken off, we'll just remove the sound and hope the people like just watching the video WITH NO SOUND!"

[jadagirl123]

あらま愚かなあなたチューブそうねえやっとビデオを理解できると­屋すぐに完璧に耳傾ける!

[Astralrainbow]

dude!!! just TAKE THE $#&* OFF THEN!!

[luisrogersantos]

this sucks. now you can't watch anything because of the fucking copyrights.

[Ravenchan2222]

fuck youtube sucks !!!

[teamcarrottop1]

ooo hell no play the freakin video.

[nicole103195]

wtf

[eonnoe]

most overrated stand up comedian

[kaysamox]

8分11秒那裡翻錯了...應該是換妳爸聽電話

8分12秒也錯了

8分43秒是''no one gives a fuck if you are saddest in this world''

8分51秒是''我沒有想要生下妳,覺得妳應該需要知道這點''

[jay2942]

8:11秒個人認為是丹庫克跟觀眾說"here is ur father(換作你爸就是這樣)"

8:12"told u dad!!" "我跟你說 爸"(哭喪的聲音...)

8:13 8:51

很像是你說的這樣,謝謝指正!!

[kaysamox]

here is ur father 下一句 Dane 說''dont do that !''

然後他爸講完又換她媽講

[arp088]

這部影片的字幕 是你貼的影片裡最清楚的

[jay2942]

這片也是傳的最久的...

後面兩不我有刪掉再重新傳過...

不知道位什麼我電腦裡的字幕是清楚的,但是傳到youtube就­變成這樣..

我是抓網路威力導演試用版的...

現在早過了1個月的試用期...

所以嘍..^^b..暫時應該不會有新作了...

要等到我存錢買一套正版的還是哪位好心的朋友的奉獻..~ ~"...

[gmaxsun]

你可以試試 avitricks 1.65 版的，免費的。

至於你說的字幕問題，可能是檔案太大，utube壓縮後字就模糊­了。

[jay2942]

謝啦!

我會下載來試試..^^"...

[bn159874]

七百萬??那還演戲幹麻勒??

[gmaxsun]

Wow..他靠脫口秀就年收入七百萬美元

那我喜歡的Jerry Seinfeld不知道賺多少？

[jay2942]

這數據也是從網友那邊得知的...

Jerry Seinfeld嗎!?

嗯,我再到網路上找些他的影片來看看..^^"...