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  • beeef. gangbang. yolo.

  • 15 times during the rant and 1 time when your dog pooped

  • high five me!!!! 

  • YAY A ASIAN WITH BLACK TENDICIES WELLCOME TO DA CLUB GURLLLLL

  • Slipknot<3!

  • That Awkward moment when the girl sees this and Laughs.... Until she finds how Out she is talking about her(:

  • Okay so theres this boy that was born one day 5 years after me, and ever since then, he's ruined my life...

    I call him..

    BROTHER!

  • Yes! there is someone I wanna kick in the face!! Yeah this annoying ass bitch who just HAS to be in my first period, I hate her voice and she looks like a fuckin clown with all her damn makeup! Ahhh I feel yahhh!

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  • 17 f-bombs LOL

  • WAIT WAIT! You forgot to count the "fuck" where you mention at the beginning the video ;~;

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  • @iRJoanne OOOOOH AREN'T YOU SPECIAL?

  • crazy?!!!!!!!!

  • Lol : AND CLOSE UR LEGS ONCE INNA WHILE!!

  • There was this one girl who i really hate She was like "hi" ^__^ and i was like " BITCH PLEASE'' and she was "watt???" and i was like " YOU HEARD ME HO! NO ONE LIKES YOU! EVERYONE WANTS TO PUNCH YOU, YOU CUNT" and then she ran away crying ;)

  • @iRJoanne ...dude, thats just... o.o thats just mean.

  • Girls who post suggestive pictures of themselves and their little hoehoe friends online and their bodies (and faces) are NOT attractive .-. but they get like so many positive comments from horny guys /: THEIR BODY AINT ALL THAT >.< If I were hoe enough to do that shit too then i'd have twice as many guys doing that commenting and liking shiet . But do I ? No I aint a hoe D;

  • oh shit, shit about to go down...im scared..

  • @k0babie0gurl Yeah I'll shave my mustache after shitting all over your mum's <3

  • stop trieng to be so ghetto ! lol...

  • I would like to poor nasty ass pickle just up her pussy and shove a sexually frustrated hippo up her ass and watch her run around crying.

  • *i just suscribed* so... i think your kool btw i always say i want to stab him (the guy who piss me off) :D !!!!!! it feels better to know tht there are some people tht feel the same way as me:D!!

  • WOMEN WHO THIS GIRL YOU TALKIN BOUT IM LIKE HEARING YOU.Im like Oh this women pissin my friend off xD let go all GANSTA on her xD

  • Slipknot is from the town I live in

  • why are viet girls so mean...

  • I have that type of person in my oh and he fucking knows cuz seriously this is not a joke every year on my Christmas list to santa(yeah right)i eish could rip his lungs out through his fucking mouth stab him 10000000000 time in the dick rip it off and feed it to him without going to hell god that mother fucking nick corrao yup that's his name go stalk him and murder the shut out of him

  • Hahaha i like it when people do that, they smile at someone and they like whisper cunt or bitch .........

  • o.o .... i want what your smoking LOl jk

  • Slipknot and naruto fan. subscribed!

  • i know how u fucking feeli have / had a girl like that in my class she thought she was such hot fucking shit i couldnt stand that bitch she thought she was such hot shit and she has a ugly ass ghetto fab hood rat back stabbing bitch

  • BOWSS!

  • you are a riot . lol . very funny . have a great week

  • Febreze Hump LOL

  • Omg funny shit

  • I am...Strangly aroused...

  • pokemon battle scene wssup !

  • Wtf i have that spongebob pillow and it went missing o.o like last summer

  • lol wen u said thunderthighs i started cracking up!! xD LOL

  • like she like like looks like at like me like. girl you aint cute either hahaha!!!-

  • ya i cant take you seriously with the pain and shit.

  • HAHA yep I have had someone like that back in school, was this weirdddd girl who thought she was on top of the world. and she used to do the weirdest stuff like go to the toilet and sleep in the cubicle during math class LOL. and she would always talk so arrogantly to teachers and students too. haha, she was defo a legend.. o.O

  • You said "FUCK" about 16 Times in this video

  • you are awesome , and yea their is this girl I would love to set on fire or kick in the face or stick cop sticks up her blue waffle. and u are the funniest person I ever met u rock .!

  • she is so funny

  • YOU ARE SO FUCKING ANNOYING.

  • @VerbalMechanics IT FUCKING FAKE STUPID BITCH :D , haha im kidding but you noe it fake right xD

  • @iBeYewrDork YOU'RE SO FUCKING MAINSTREAM AND UNORIGINAL.

  • last part' buhahhah omg (:

  • "z0mg,s"

  • Just subscribed to this adorable bitch!

  • what the fuck is wrong with you?

    ew

    just look at yourface.. ur so ugly eww just eww

    oh my god. im puking all the way here

    stop spreading aids you yucky fuck bitch

  • @iTrolledABearTwice ITS FAKE STUPID BITCH , haha im kidding but it's fake xD

  • @iBeYewrDork

    you're trying to get her attention?

    to bad she can't read english alphabet.

  • POKEMON MUSIC FTW XDDDDDDD

  • there is this girl named maria in my grade and she has a HEAVY HEAVY cuban accent, she is fat and ugly as dog shit, ( no offense to dog shit) and she has pimples all over her body and has buck teeth and think shes all that and has a fat ugly ass sister named maria also, her baby brother's name is arnold and she thinks she can do anything she wants, she thinks she is the msartes, prettiest, coolest person EVER! its not even true. she dowsnt have any friends ans she is in the low group in school.

  • Bon qui qui. :D

  • you've got a lot of hate within you...

  • >:O I wanna kill my imaginary friend bob.

  • you're like....asian with black gurl problems

  • @omigoditspatricia no its normal cuz we get infuenced by lik comics and stuf thats y

  • @omigoditspatricia black gurl problems would be?

  • @omigoditspatricia That doesn't make sense.

  • Lmao!! Wow!! But love it!!!

  • your mouth moves side to side everytime u talk o.o

  • Your like Jackie Chan :D

    -Asian

    -Loved By Many

    -Chinky Eyes

    -Big Nose but it looks great :D

    -Awesome

    I love all your videos keep up the great work :D

  • HAHAHAHAHAHHA no fucking way! my face isnt :O it's more like; ROFLMAO! geezz im like LOL so hard!

  • ''did you import fish from your fuckin vagina and give it to the market up the street?"

    AHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • ahhhh your my new best friend.

  • HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHH­AHAHA.

    You, my friend, are fucking hilarious.

    

  • yes yes and yes

  • you kinda scare me....

  • whats wrong with your knuckles???? :0 just wondering

  • LOL you are...strange

  • I love slipknot!

  • i feel like that towards u right now ATM just kidding <3 

  • Ur so Asian and hot, id bang u anyday;)

  • Fish .... = Yeast hahaha (:

  • Pokemon music. <3

  • sexy

  • LOL !! I luv the ending and I hate the people that talk shit about asains Coz I'm half asain and THAT pisses ME off but not u Coz ur cool :p

  • @AutumnAnomaly Asains are AWESOME i wish i was asain!!

  • @TheNeonShelby haha thats cool thats cool :D

    (im quoting lynn)

  • Hahahaha ill cut u..lmao

    i say that lot.

    waz tht ur doq.!?(lol]

  • Theres this fukin shit girl she is so*BOSSY LIKE HELL woah MAMA!!! whe i see her i want to strip my books *i wish* in half and *i wish* throw it at her! like today she walked past me and my EPIC BFF was wid me and when safrely *was woried of safely did happen* gone i *was holding a MY FAV DRINK called tiwst .ever and sadly twisted *lol.. twist twist ahahhah* the *nek* and want to do it to hewr... her mother F(*** face kills me!

  • haha you funny but super crazy!!

  • Zelda's Link scream at 1:40 c: <3

  • ew

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  • OMG. Naruto reference. Just made this video ore amazing.

  • There is this one kid whose nickname is Ginger. He throws pencils and shit at people and gets THEM in trouble. He did it to me and I had Saturdat detention. The next day at school, I slammed his head into a mirror in the bathroom and kicked him in the nuts and walked out like nothing happened.

  • Well theres this little 5th grade girl who ride my bus and I hate her she thinks shes better than everyone and cool but I'm way older and hate her she got my iPod taken away from me now I want to do all these things to that little girl

    Lite her ass on fire

    Shot her

    Kill her family

  • was like you bitch if you want to kill me so bad dont u wish you lived back in the day where they still hung people .you could kill me and get away with it cuz ur too fucking fat.

  • One time this girl in my class hated me cuz im such an ass to everyone > ,, < so she kept saying this shit over and fucking over till i wanted to kick her in the shin and run..ehm...but anyways in history class she was cussing me out constantly and im like bitch u better shut up b4 i make you cry and shes like w.e.so my history teacher was talking about how back in the day they couldn't hang people over 500lbs cuz its crewl and unusual punishment .so she called me a faggot one more time and i

  • I lost count of the fucks LOL :D

  • No not Blossom :D

  • Hahaha, This Is Some Bomb Ass Video ! ((:

  • You listen to Slipknot? Why the fuck are you so cool?

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  • Totally natural, when I was a kid I used to trap insects for the pure joy of their agony and torture threw sunbeams and magnifide glasses the beaming ray of the sun used to hit and I would smell the burn, but yet, my work always fealt unfinished.

  • Harley. ugh. That ugly ass bitch. just want to fucking shove a torch up her ass. He's so fucking annoying, and loud. No one likes her. Besides her annoying ass friends. (which is like 5, mind you.) And she thinks she hot shit, when she's not. >.< Whenever I look at her I just want to like puke my guts out. Like seriously one time I was eating sushi in class and when she walked by I literally gagged. Like not a fake one. A REAL GAG. Ugghh, there is so much more, but I'm running out of characters.

  • you're dirty :s and cheap. square-headed silly girl.

  • you're silly :s

  • She's Maniac... Everything "fuckin' ... LOL

  • your very much like me lol i scare my friends to the point i think they want to kill themselves hehe no thats not good keep doing what your doing :)(L

  • your very much like me lol i scare my friends to the point i think they want to kill themselves hehe no thats not good keep doing what your doing :)(L

  • Is it bad that I got excited when the Pokemon music started playing? :\

  • thers this girl that i had helped get her twisted mind back 2gethr wen all the girls in our grade had turned their backs on her. she friggin had the nerve 2 treat me lik a low class bitch the next skool year nd make my best frends think i was a liar wen i told them evrything that went on in my love live nd all that. it pissed me off cuz she wanted 2 fight me that year, nd she called it off the day of the fight. she is the low class bitch who needs her ass kicked agen, nd needs 2 be lit on fiya!

  • did anyone else notice the marks on her knuckles?

  • You said FUCK 17 times in that video :)

  • Whats with you and fire i swear! hahahah

  • so funny im scard but kep it up bitch i will cut u

  • there's this girl that i used to be best friend w. and last year she be talking shietts bout me and everyone else. & now shes being a hoe by buying a thong and showing it to everyone :X :O lol , & people calls her a wannabeh and a hoe, btw the grose thing bout her is she watches porn! eeeeeeeeehhhhhhh..... :O , & i see her every single fucking day, school & neighborhood. & when i see her i feel like just stabbing her in her stomach, head, eyes, and slicing her fucking legs!

  • i think....i think.......i think....its cool how you say ah-ka-suki

  • CONTAIN THEM WITH JEANS BEETCH!!! AND CLOSE YOUR DAMN LEGS!!

    ahahahhaahah

    CONTAIN THEM JEANS!!!

  • I think it's funny. Fuck the haters :D

  • LOOOOOOOOOL! this video is to funny. hahaha! cant believe i only saw it now.

  • Do you have scabs on your knuckles? You puched something? But you one crazy BIOTCH. I like ya. Not like like.

  • Thers thus bitch on the bus that be pissn me off >:( ima ty quan do her ayss:p

  • when i was in kindergarten this bitch stole my cookie in my lunch and ate it.....it took saftey scissors and tryed to stab her..................that was my first suspension of like idk 20?

  • @mommyandbreebree same thing happened to my friend....only it was resent......and this fat bitch just came up and ate it.......

  • Give in to your anger. With it you will become a powerful little asian-american girl that's a sith lord.

  • What's up with your knuckles.

  • love this!

  • she never finished her f-bomb count...

  • @TheShadowsofAngels 16 times, yes I counted. Too much time on my hands, haha.

  • LOL!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!­!!!!!!!!!

  • Sexy... in a scary way xD And Slipknot fucking rocks my socks!!! :P

  • this friend go out with guy 2 day after i told her i liked him

    CUNT BITCH

  • i like slipknot :L

  • ..........mom?

  • wow o_o ..

    

  • lol is that the pokemon soundtrack ? :D

  • Ur hawt

  • LOL I know someone like that.

  • Some kid that is foreign that added me on facebook.. i posted a steve irwin video, and he insulted it, and im like OH NO YOU DIDNT. and i wanted to kick him continuously until he died.

  • OMG OMG we made that skeleton guy in the seventh grade. Cant believe you still have it.

  • This moron girl in my class who was so alone in the beginning of the school year now she acts leik she's the bomb shizzle. She has nasty FAKE highlights that I want to rip outta her triangular head....

  • You know hows that person is??

    IT'S YOU UGLY ASIAN FUCK

  • @s3dooooooooooooooon shuuuuuut uppppp

  • before saying "don't watch it if you don't like it", because obviously I watched it, and I don't have to like it o.O I just want to ask why did you have to constantly say fuck every two seconds? You can probably lay out perfectly what the point of what you have/need to say without having to swear. Nothin wrong with swearing, but it gets to be a bit much.

  • WTF is on your hands??

  • I have the same spongebob pillow YAYS< 3 8D

    ROFL at the ending.

  • 26 people are panzies that cant handle the superness of this video

  • lol i love the end when she pulls the knife up it kinds scared me at first! lol ur AWESOME!!

  • YOU'RE FUCKING HILARIOUS.(:

  • pokemon music ftw. 

  • WAIT LOL HOW OLD R U

  • oh shit lol diz video iz soooo fuckin true and soooo fuckin scary lol and soooo fuckin funny LMMFAOB HAHAHAHAHA HOEZZZZ YEAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • I wanna sock this bitch in the face...then fuck her.

  • song of pico dating sim

  • ROFL SPONGEBOB.

    i love your cushions and toys :D

  • LOLOL 100% entertaining XD

  • theres this bich and a teacher that i hate.. =.= that bich yelled at me so many freakin times its ridiculous >_> and the teacher.. just cuz im asian i feels like she thinks that i dun understand english.. wat a racist bastard >_> i just wana beat the shyt outa both of them -.-

  • lmao. i couldnt help but notice the knuckles. o.o but if i hate anyone it'd be my neighbor >:D

  • OMFG!!!!!!

    Theres a girl like that in every one of my classes

    Its sooo hate not to push her in the middle of the road when a car goes by.

  • LOL. i looove your videos! fuck count: 16. yes, i counted :D

  • LMFAOOOOOO!

    Ur so fucking funny!

  • Quite interesting, you're one crazy bitch, keep it up.

  • My fckn brothr needs to go die. The loser thinks he's perfect but yet he's 22 and living in our mom's basement wtf

  • hahha i have a chubby cousin that says dumb things and makes me wanna drop kick him in the face but he's cute too xD hahaha funni vid i like x]

  • really cool background music..... 

  • This reminds me of MyChonny and Shimmycocopuffsss! Except girl, you scarier! o.0 lol

  • @xLManimeow10 IK!! i was thinking about that earlier ago! ahahaha

  • this bitch annoying the hell out of me why?? its like weird its annoying but i can figure out why

  • Hmm,

    She could've watched your video and saw this XD

  • LMFAO!

    that is EXACTLY how i feel about this one beezy!!

    xD

  • LMFAO! I'M HAVING LYNN-GASMS RIGHT NOWWWW :D

    You said it all so beautifully :') 

  • i like the ketchup part :D

  • coco FTW!!

  • Your super funny. :D