Agreed. Mos def. I would love to see all bicycle race riders equipped with TEC-9s duct-taped to their handlebars and when an idiot fan comes across them, ZAP... fan down.
I say to remedy this situation we equip each rider with a baseball bat to club idiots with! To encourage use of bat: For every idiot on the tarmac you hit you subtract 1 second from your final time! You can construct each bike with a holder for when there are less idiots around! Whose with me !?!?!
Holy crap that crash at 0:44 is scary-looking.
Rav0n 7 months ago
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den9 7 months ago
@den9 lol sorry cracked got me first
cragnog 7 months ago
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bananaman123445 7 months ago
Oh my God! The guy that gets creamed in the sprint! Did he even survive? When did that happen?
RFXCrunner 7 months ago
Agreed. Mos def. I would love to see all bicycle race riders equipped with TEC-9s duct-taped to their handlebars and when an idiot fan comes across them, ZAP... fan down.
ydabom 7 months ago 3
This is amazing. I freaking love his accent.
Cyclops4eva 7 months ago
Cracked
TheAndychoco 7 months ago 5
I say to remedy this situation we equip each rider with a baseball bat to club idiots with! To encourage use of bat: For every idiot on the tarmac you hit you subtract 1 second from your final time! You can construct each bike with a holder for when there are less idiots around! Whose with me !?!?!
fads90 7 months ago 13
Hey Didi the Devil shouldn't be in this montage, he knows what he's doing :)
redcardinalist 8 months ago
Jens is amazing:)
FairyPenguin7 9 months ago
Hes getting pretty old now. SO how about make him the head of the UCI? He gets my vote for sure :D
fahim113 9 months ago
Jens is hella funny! Now if only the fans would listen to him.
wickedout2010 9 months ago
You gotta love this guy! He's one of the cyclists I'd most like to meet!
countessberrywood 1 year ago 21
jens has the best attitude of any athlete i know!
ZombieJesusBrainz 1 year ago 7
Jens is AWESOME.
dffdff22 1 year ago 3
jens has class! he's right
mattsnow81 1 year ago 3
"and people with cameras, OH MY GOD....." Gotta love him!
goodanswergoodanswer 1 year ago 5
Jen's middle name must be LEGEND!
stoyki 1 year ago 2
mom dad what am i supposed to do here? is he the funniest cyclist ever?
pbmazzone 1 year ago 35
The worst are those attention wh0res who wear the stupid Borhat thongs and run IN FRONT of the riders, like Palomar on '09 Tour of California.
calamarichris 1 year ago 2
Certainly he is right!
mattsnow81 1 year ago 3