Ellen's kids monologue

[isabellapurri]

I love Ellen and Portia, they are such a great couple! But every video I see of Ellen around kids, the top comments always are how they should adopt, or how Ellen would be a great mom. I do think they would make great parents, but its obviously their choice that they don't want. Next time I see a comment "oh, they *should* adopt", I'll just send this link to the author.

I love kids, and was an au pair for three years. And I don't want to have kids. Go Ellen.

[adnamaLOVE]

y would she get the toilet seat up? =/

[keleic]

@adnamaLOVE as u get older u start to get too big to use the toilet seat so u have to lift up the seat to sit on the actual seat that the toilet seat lays on. i hope that made sense lol

[SammmeeBee]

hahaha "I dated someone who was a terrible 30!" <3 Ellen

[marginallymental]

The sticky gland is well-known to medicine. It resides somewhere in the nether regions, probably between the infant privates and his vomiting mouth, although doctors condinue to remain confused as to its exact location. The sticky gland becomes vestigial at adolescence: it dries up and falls off in one of the teen's innumerable showers where it resides, clogging the drain which, incidentally, the teen will clean when hell freezes.

[mypocketsizebff]

haha love the cat story. love ellen!!she's so funny

[dollyblol]

<3 her

[ThumbprintTheatrics]

I actually did play "pretend to sleep" when I was babysitting! Hahahahaha. I swear I'm not a bad person, I was just so worn out!

But then we ended up playing "Pretend Wake-up and Make 5,000 Pretend Pancakes" afterward. I honestly don't get how parents do it either. I just had two kids for about five hours and considered never having kids because of it!

[loveshakespeare]

@ThumbprintTheatrics

loooooooooooool, "pretend wake-up and make 5,000 pretend pancakes" xD

I wod have paid good money 2 c the look on ur face

r u srsly not gonna have kidz bcuz of those 2?

[kailtops]

lo ve ellen especialy the "i dont see a pony part " lol

[liveluvlaugh635]

i dont see a pony

HAHA

loll..i love ellen! she is soo funnnyyy :]

[balletgymmad]

my mum always played the sleepy game - she used to win/loose first, then i would go and eat the food :P

[dangggmama]

HAHA "you never see a kid going up to another kid saying 'you got something right there'"

that was great

[jiffyjam]

Ellen makes me smile!!! I loved her from the first standup I saw her on an HBO special back in the 80's. She was a hoot then. Keep us laughing Ellen you rock!!!

[sibhie6]

Was she with Portia at this point? What date was this aired? She says 'we' alot. Her and..?

[vivalavida814]

she was probably with the photographer lady at that time. i forgot her name.

[sibhie6]

Ah, Alexandra Hedison. Thanks :)

[cguzman88]

She started dating Portia in 2004

[BiteMe1132]

i dont see a pony

HAHA

[PakoLitto]

I love how she says "I applaud everyone out there who has kids" Like it's rare or something (: U gotta love Ellen... <3

[princessdrea20]

loll..i love ellen! she is sooo funnnyyy :]

[janistonbest]

this is adorable :) god bless ellen :)) gotta love her, i didnt know you got people that are just so darn great in the world!

[sternenJUNGE04]

she's the best, sooo cool !

[butterbluemchen90]

she's great!!!

[whirlyfan]

lol kids are sticky esp my newphews dirty magnets lol biut rellay ok kids

[CelineDionFan4life]

lol aww - she's just not used to it. I'm glad she wants a child now :)

[cuckoo61]

"in case the storm comes... wich is little johny" lol

[farhanna1]

"dont acclap me"...???? lolz

[sweetgirl4JC]

Oh Ellen's just joking, you know her. LOL She's awesome. I work in a nursery school with two year olds. So yes they can be Sticky...! :)

But very loveable...

GOD bless them all.

Lisa

[xcocoanootx]

" sheep eyes " lmftoo

[keleic]

@xcocoanootx whats lmftoo?

[timbofreak]

ongosh ellen has gotta understand...they're still kids!

[bososaurio]

hahaha it's so funny "children are sticky"

[mowgli1919]

thats a great jacket

[farhanna1]

really? the jacket? lolz

[riaria78]

I like the jacket...